*You can turn these captions OFF by clicking the CC button below the video. Okay, people, we got one week until the park opens, all right? So let's run through it all again, and this time Please, don't forget your accents. Get off my case! It's hot in this getup, you choad! I've got seven days to get this place ready And if I don't make it work, I'm right back to the finger-painting college. My junk is numb! [horse whinnies] Ohh! I bit my tongue! Can someone get the Filipino employee back on tha
t horse? This place could become the best medieval theme park in the world The only problem is that a lot of the employees here work about as hard as a bucket of apples. [laughs] It's beer and a ton of powdered donuts 'Cause it's powerful yeahhhh Powdered SUGAR! I like to get freaky Get what I mean? I can see your crack. Don't look at me! I bet your crack went out with your face. Do you know what that even means? It means you're pathetic. [whimper] I hate that kid. Who threw these poops on me?!
Listen, son, I'll give you four cents each for them banilla wafers. You can eat sand, young man I mean, this guy's really ridiculous [slap] Owww! Uh-oh Hey girl, how you been? Face lick - Ooh, girl, you taste REAL good. You a fan of the Pikachu? Hmm, uhhh Ooo weee, she definitely gets a huzzah! Dude, that's Denise. Last night we met this cool guy And he was black And then we went to the firebug's house And I was so good Though Beth overdrinks. Is that right Totally, I mean, she doesn't just sip
it She gets trashed and unrolls my socks But I eat shrimps You got the dope? Yeah, for shiz Hey, man, hey, listen Man, I don't know if I'm able to talk to you if you got a stink booty Nyah! Nyah, nyah, nyah! Kind sir, I am the evil stud-muffin Oh really? You bet I got girls in my dreams How do you feel about people who go "Hadouken!" Hey, let's dance! To music! Chh-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-chh-chh That's my jam, holmes I've always wanted to work at a Renaissance Faire, Mr. Eddie Dang it, Petey, don't ever
call it a Renaissance Faire, all right? Do you trust toothpaste? Yeah, I think it's all right. Go have your butt checked. No, no thanks. Psych! I bet that you were a vaguely hot woman Back in your day [slap] You been busy? I'm working on a gravity belt! Hey Jimmy, how's it going? All right? Today, I had a cheesesteak Then I got a Walkman Like a fancy Walkman? Kind of. I mean, anyone who puts a slice of pizza on bread is a Puka-Chay Puka-Chay That's Aztec for "lazy farmer" I looked on Wikipedia
Cool stuff! Now I'm gonna touch you. Do you want to hear your dad sing to you? 'Cause you know, I groove to Kanye's new stuff. Look Petey, I just want to comfort you A nice massage and everything, okay? No thank you, I don't — B'daaa I mean, I just don't — "A zeeba, zooba, zizzoo bo bah" That's what it sounds like you're saying right now. Darth Vader is bad And his assistant is a mouse Mmmm, and he used the Force to fix all his cats Yes, yes, he did In the basement, I hid some tube socks. And, t
hat was just crazy. Who hides dumb tube socks? Old viking dudes. Tell me how you found the kitten meat. What does that mean? The kitten meat I put in my burgers everybody just ate? What? What, they're just baby cats Geez Um, did that just happen? I'm not feeling good 'Cause we should have not eaten kitten meat Poor baby You need a song [singing] Little bunny bunny You're so pretty and cute and you're precious to me That's not doing much good. You dress ratchet. You're so mean, you're SO mean! We
ll, you're a big toot! Well, you jerk, at least I never kissed Johnny Schatzmann He was a capricorn! Your dog is eewie and it stinks! Aww, come on! Now I ask YOU a question, You think they should make iPhones for babies? 'Cause I do Hee ooh ohhhhh The hotdog stand's got no ketchup. Jazz hand. We should start with the — Okay, that's it. Wait, no
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A lot of people have been asking about the song used toward the end of this video. The song is "Modify" by Kniles. Link in description. http://youtu.be/I1NV97UYtCQ
Okay, am I the only one who thinks that a sitcom about a group of frenemies trying to get their ren faire off the ground could be hilarious?
Six and a half years later, I'm still sitting here, hoping and praying for Medieval Land Fun-Time World 2
This aged better than the actual series.
“Well you jerk, at least I never kissed Johnny Shotsman!” “He was a CAPRICORN!” Kills me every time
This show could've had the best series finale in history, the only problem was that the writers worked about as hard as a bucket of apples.
"Kind sir, I am the evil stud muffin." That's where I lost it XD XD
Johnny Schatzman is now a CPA with a wife, a preschooler and a house in Rochester, but he still looks back fondly on that one exciting, confusing moment with Denise’s brother while working at Medieval Fun Time Land. He is also still a Capricorn.
I have never read nor watched Game of Thrones, so, as far as I know, this is just how the entire show is. I have decided it is better to keep it this way.
It's been 9 years and "I'm building a gravity belt" still makes me laugh every time
7 years later this is still hilarious
Back here in 2020, and the "he was a Capricorn" still gets me every time
Peter Dinklage still plays the best character.
WINTER IS COMING turning into COMING THIS WINTER is still the best thing I've ever seen. Gives me chills dude.
The Jimmy Whisper bit still kills me. I think about that "Today, I had a cheesesteak, then I got a walkman" all the time.
10 years later and I’m still pulling this up. Why it never became a full series is beyond me.
This is unironically a good idea for a comedy mocumentary/sitcom a la The Office and Parks and Rec.
"I've got girls in my dreams" sums up Bealish pretty well.
Looks like we all came back for some competent story telling.
Jimmy Whisper never fails to make me lose it