Mega Ramadan Compilation - I'M BEST MUSLIM - Season 1 + 2 + 3 (Episode 1 & 2)

I'm The Best Muslim! Yes, I am! Ha? He! [Slurping] [Throwing Garbage] Ha? Ergggh.. Huh! Ha? Hahaha! Aaaaah...! Twing..! Aahhh...! Hahaha! [You're Not The Best Muslim!] [Let's Try Again!!] He! [Slurping] Uhm! Ha? Woaah! Hey, wait! Who are you? My name is Best. Best Muslim! Whoa! He's so awesome! I want to be a better Muslim! [Muslim Level Up!] [You Are The Best Muslim!] I'm The Best Muslim! Yes, I am! Uhhmm... I’m starving... Yeay! Time to find some iftaaaars...! Looks tasty~ Cilok~ Fried chicken

! Satay~ Onde-onde~ Hmm~ Which one of you... should I choose~? Go ahead! Whichever you like. Everything's nice. I want this one. And this one. Also this. And that. And this. Ah, this and that. And this and that and this that this that this that! This will be delicious~ [adhan] Adhan! Wohooooo! Chaaarge! [A few minutes later..] Oh no! It’s iqamaat! Let's praaaa...y! Aww, my belly…! [You're Not The Best Muslim!] [Let's Try Again!!!] [humming] What should I eat for iftar? Assalamualaikum, gramp. So

me treat just for you! Wow! Cakes! Alhamdulillah. Thank you, son! Hey! Bus! Dang it! Sir, here is some treat for iftar. Whoa! Thank you~ Sorry, Officer, my mom borrowed my license. License can’t be borrowed! This is for you, bro! And this one is for you, Officer! Wow! Now you don't have to give me ticket, Officer. Let's just have iftar! You wish! Huh! Now, the food is ready~ Ah, adhan! Alhamdulillah... Bismillah. Eat a date~ Hmm~ I love dates. Aaah... So refreshing! Oh, crispy chicken leg! I'm s

orry, I have to leave you for a while. But, I’ll be back soon. Insha Allah. [You Are The Best Muslim] During the pandemic of COVID-19, please pray salah at home. Protect yourself and the community. I'm The best Muslim! Yes, I am! اَللهُ اَكْبَرُ،اَللهُ اَكْبَرُ لَا إِلَهَ إِلَّااللهُ [Inhaling-Exhaling] [Jabbering] [Racing cars sound] Errrgh..! [You're Not The Best Muslim!!] [Let's Try Again!!!] اَللهُ اَكْبَرُ اَلْحَمْدُ لِلّٰهِ رَبِّ الْعٰلَمِيْنَۙ الرَّحْمٰنِ الرَّحِيْمِۙ مٰلِكِ يَوْمِ الدِّي

ْنِۗ اِيَّاكَ نَعْبُدُ وَاِيَّاكَ نَسْتَعِيْنُۗ Let's go. Just like me. Let's pray! Let's go! C'mon, guys! Let's go! [Muslim Level Up!] [You Are The Best Muslim!!] I'm The Best Muslim! Yes, I am! [Panting] Ah...! Hm? Automatic sensor! Eh..? No water? Oh nooo... I need waaateer... [Sound of water dripping] Aaargh... Purify yourself from urine, as most punishment in the grave is due to it. [Reported by Ad-Daraqutni] [Sound of water dripping] Tseh... Pure and clean. [You Are The Best Muslim!!!] I'm

The Best Muslim! Yes I am. [Humming] [Shocked] [Panting] Perfect. [Audience cheering] Tung... I'm a good Muslim! [Cricket's Noise] Are you talking to me? Huh? [Throws garbage] Hehe. But I'm the best muslim! Huh? Hm! Ha? Hm! Ready? Fight! Ha? Ha? Aaah... Hyaahhh... Woow... [Muslim Level Up!] [You Are The Best Muslim!] I'm The Best Muslim! Yes, I am. Assalamu alaykum! Hm! Assalamu alaykum! Hm! Meow! Hm, hm, hm! Hm? Whaaaaa.... [You're Not The Best Muslim!] [Let's Try Again!!!] I'm so sad... Ha? A

ssalamualaikum warahmatullahi wabarakatuh! It's a beautiful day, isn't it? Whoa.... Waalaikum salam. Yes, you're right! Assalamu alaykum! Waalaikum salam! Assalamu alaykum! Waalaikum salam! Assalamu alaykum! Waalaikum salam! Assalamu alaykum! Waalaikum salam! Whoa, it's so bright in here! "Shall I inform you about a matter then you will love one another? which if you do it, then you will love one another? Spread the Salam among each other." [You Are The Best Muslim!!] I'm The Best Muslim! Yes, I

am! [Birds chirping] Alhamdulillah, Eid-ul-Adha is so close! I will sacrifice a qurban this year. Yeay! But first! I need to check my bank balance. Alright!! I can easily buy a goat with this. Huhuuy! [humming] What's that? Whoaaa!!! That's the latest gaming console in the market! The PlayShaithaan 5! So freaking cool! But if I bought this, I won't be able to afford a goat this year! No! I must sacrifice a qurban this year!!! Arrrgh, this is so tempting! I mustn't waver! I...must..be... STRONG!

RUUUUUUN! Can I get a goat for qurban please? And you must hurry please... Please! Sorry, sir, we don't sell goats here. We sell- You don't understand! I need a goat, NOW! I mean RIGHT NOW!! But, we don't sell any goats here! This is a game shop. Why are you offering me a game? I need a goat, not a game! Oh no!! Please don't force me to buy the PlayShaitaan!!! Doooon’t! Who's offering? Please don't make me buy it, No! Stop! Why are you making me buy it?!!! Eh? Oh well, If you keep insisting, th

en here's the money! AAAARRGGGHHHH! There you go! Eat that PS 5 of yours! Yeay, I have the new PS! It's GAME TIME! [Goat groaning] Eh? [Evil laugh] [You Are not The Best Muslim!] [Let's Try Again!] This is enough to buy a goat. Sir! The PS 5 is on an incredible discount! It's buy one get one free! Please come inside our store! Whoaaa... The latest console, PS 5. Hmmm... A few minutes later... Assalamualaikum!! Do you purchase second hand games? Yes, we do. I want to sell all of my PSs. The PS4,

PS3, PS2, PS1, PS0, PS-1, PS-2, PS-3, PS-4, and... all the cassettes are outside. Wow! It’s the best collection I've ever seen! Why would you sell them all? I intend to sacrifice a cow this Eid-ul-Adha, because I wanna become a splendid Muslim like the Prophet Ibrahim was. Wow...!!! [Muslim Level Up!] [You Are The Best Muslim!!!] I'm The Best Muslim! Yes, I am! Yeaaa post! Chu~ Haaaaa.... Aaaaa.... [ting!] Yeay! I've got likes! License and registration, please. [ting!] Yeah, I've got likes! Work

, work, work, work, work! [ting!] Yeah, I've got likes! Grrrrh!!! Allaaaaaaah.... Yeay, I've got likes~ ENOUGH! Gggrrrrh...!!! [You Are Not The Best Muslim!!!] [Let's Try Again!!!] Bismillah... Post! The greatest post this millenia hits zegabillion share! Our Lord... accept this from us, You are indeed The All Hearing, All Knowing (QS Al-Baqarah: 127) [You Are The Best Muslim!!] I'm the Best Muslim! Yes I am! No! No! NOOOO! I'm late again! W-wh why can't I found my key? Aha, got it! Come on, com

e on! Engine startooo! Helmeeet... on! Wait, what? A cat? Awawaw! BAD KITTY! Oh, 12 o'clock already? Oh, I gotta hurry up. Wait! I'm still not wearing my helmet! No problem! As long as cop don't notice, right? [Nervous laugh] Max.. POWERRR!! Max... SPEEEE... DOO...! Hey, YOU! Hey, hey! [Grumbling] Come on! Move already! Yo? Come on! More power! Aahh? Grrrrh... Police? If I got caught, I'm screwed! [Panting] No! This traffic! What should I do? Move away! Move away, the police is after me! [Pantin

g] Hup! Hup! Hiyaaa! So cool! I can do that! Hehehehe. Hwa! That was my doughnut ! [Coughing] Sorry, mam! Jump right! Rolling around! [Coughing] Ah! Ok, I'm okay! That was my chicken nugget! Uh, ok jump! Come on! Com.. [coughing] Okay! That's... impossible for me! Oh my God! Grrrrh... Huh, finally... I made it. It's safe now! Ha?! He came here too?! Grrrrrh...!!! Sorry, Mr. Termity, I won't do it again! I'm sorry, Mr. T-1000! Help me! Anyone! Aaahhh... Aaahh... Ha? A way out! Hahaha!! I'm too aw

esome! Gosh! Eh? Hehehehe... Sorry, Officer, I'm in a hurry. I have to pick my mom up! So your mom is a ninja turtle or what? [You're Not The Best Muslim!] [Let's Try Again!!] Woke up early? That's awesome! Pray fajr, make du'a. Cool! Now, I'm going out stress free! Put the helmet on... and pray for safety! Now I'm good to go. Bismillahirahmanirrahim. See you, bro! Allahu akbar... Allahu Akbar... Allahu Akbar... Assalamu Alaikum, gramps! Allahu Akbar... Allahu Akbar... Allahu Akbar... Allahu Akb

ar... Allahu Akbar? Ha? What was that? Allahu Akbar... Allahu Akbar... Assalamu Alaikum, Officer! Ah, it's red! Hmm, you seem different. Alhamdulillah, now I have my license with me, Sir! Nope. That's not it! You seem way more peaceful. Hahahaha! Wait, where did that kid go? Ah, there he is. Hmm... Ha? What's wrong with him? Listen, my fellow people! Only with constant remembrance of Allah, will a heart find true peace! Beautiful! His words are so touching! Huh, dude... I wanna be like him! Well

said. You've turned out to be a really upstanding guy! What an exemplary human being! I will be a better Muslim! [Muslim Level Up!] "The best of you are those, when they are seen, inspire others to remember Allah Almighty." [You Are The Best Muslim!] I'm The Best Muslim! Yes, I am! Almost Dhuhr time, huh? Oh, well... Next show is... Zaruto episode 333... I'm too lazy to move... Come on... come on... Hup! Got it~ Mmm, good job, leg! Yes, thank you! I know I'm good! I'm starving... I need food...

But I don't want to move... Yaa~ Oh, leg~~~ Alright, you can do it! Let's make some breakfast! Where's the milk? Mmm... where is the milk~ Garbage. Why didn't I throw this out earlier? Not this one... Aha, I got it! I got it! And of course... My favorite cereal~~~ Eee, where is it? Go it! Wait a minute! It's already empty?! Haah, not again... Ok, leg! You know the drill! Mommy! Mommy! Look! The leg! Yes, Dear, Allah SWT has blessed us with legs so everyone can go wherever they want! I MEAN, THE

LEG!!! MOMMY!!! Yes, I know, I kno... WAIT! WHAT IN THE WHAAAT!!! No, nope. No, no. Not this one, nope. Where is the cereal? Hold it right there! This doughnut was delicious. Have the most awesome name, Best Muslim. But your act... is like son of shaitaan. Hah? NANI?!!! Get rid of your bid'ah feet from my sight! Feel my bid'ah destroyer hands! No, no, no, NOOOOO!!! Whatchu duing, dude? Actually, I've been trying to wake you up for an hour because I've been watching you sleep all night and all m

orning! Also you have missed Dhuhr prayer! Wait! I really missed Dhuhr? Are you serious?!!! No. Nooooo! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Yup. Yup, yup, yup. Yeah, you're going to hell. [You're Not The Best Muslim!] [Let's Try Again!!!] Sasuke! I can't believe you already memorized 10 juz of Al-Quran! I will defeat you. Dattabayo!!!! Yup, that's enough entertainment for today. Let's do something productive! Sore de imawa, ryori no tsukurichi kan ga kitanda. Cho speciaru youri. Besto Muslim Number Four

! Did I hear food? Special food? In Japanese? Yosh. Korewa yaro. Bismillah! Wait a minute! Special food is cereal? Meh, that's ordinary. Dude! Simplest thing could be special but only chosen people are able to pull that out! The one who have high excellent spirit! Wait! Is the Best Muslim has high excellent spirit? Yo! That's so dope! The cereal... Look fantastic! Have a try, guys! But I doubt the taste of the cereal good enough for me! This is so DELICIOUS!!! DELICIOUS!!!! This must be the tast

e of justice! Uh, nice. Adhan Dhuhr in a couple of hours. Let's go to masjid! Ah, I haven't sold any ice cream today. Ugh, such a bad day. Aha, yes. One dollar is enough. Mmm, nobody around. One, two, hup! Hey, kid! You dropped your money! Thank you very much for telling me, sir. Whoah, ice cream! Can I buy one, please? Sure, kid. What a nice kid. Alhamdulillah, I've sold an ice cream. What's this? Allahu akbar! Whose wallet is this? Certainly not mine. What is this here? I want to buy all the i

ce cream. Please give it for free to everyone you meet. Keep it up, sir! PS: Your secret fans. "He, who created death and life to test you, as to which of you best in deed." (QS Al-Mulk: 2) [You Are The Best Muslim!] I'm The Best Muslim! Yes, I am! Hiii! Tsah! Dude... I'm so handsome! I need to take a selfie of myself for my Instagram~~ Ha! [clicks] Liiiit! And the result is... [shocked] Aaaaa... My eye!!! Water!!! Water!!! I'm gonna need some filter first! Oooh... You're definitely the best. Oo

o... Somebody liked it? I'm too adorable. Wohohoho.... Hehey... Yeah, me too. Beautiful hair for beautiful person! [laughs proudly] Huh, perfume. [Don't pluck flower!] Aaaah.... Well, I guess for beauty you need to take sacrifices! Yeaa! [clicks] Ooo... Perfect selfie pose! I wonder how many likes he gets? Hmm... Not bad. 500?!! Dude, you got so many likes! Of course! If you have hair like mine, big and tall, everyone will be amazed! Hoah? [car honks] Haah... This is taking too much time! Eee...

I don't have a watch. Let me see yours! Hurry up already! [car stops] Shiny shoe? Check. Slick suit? Check. And the most importantly... shiny hair. E, wait! No, No, No! Don't shoot my hair! Well, let me tell you this, man of the poor. Hair has nothing to do with becoming the best. Let me tell you the key factor. And it is... MONEY... MONEY... MONEY... [lolololololololo] Aa... You hungry, kitty? You want some tasty food in your little tummy tummy, hmm? Yes? Well, then, here some money. Buy it fo

r yourself. I'm not your owner. Now, shoo! Ww, wait, wait! Wait, wait! No shoo yet. Because first, I need to take a selfie~~ "Cheese", my little kitty~ [clicks] [notification] Definitely I'm the best. Ow! Ow! Oho! Help, help me up, please! Here, let me help. Thank you.... Help to keep your money so it will be saved! Hurry! Hurry, Dude! Come on, run! Come on! Run! [You're Not The Best Muslim!!] [Let's Try Again!!!] Do you feel like you're not good enough? You want to be the best but you don't kno

w how to do it? Don't be sad! You only need to power up your life with the most awesome good deed! [gun cocked] Nailed it. Become the best by watering the plant! Eat up~ Get fat, bro! [throws up] I forgot this is cat food. So gross... Oh! Hi, totally normal cat! How did you get in here? Anyways, here you go! What?! Hey, wait! Humanoid cat! I want to become the best muslim! Wait! No! I don't want to eat cat food! Hey, but why? You're cat, aren't you? You can be the best by giving food to animals!

How can I cross this street? It looks like someone needs my help! The zebra cross is so far for my age... Let me help you, Gramp. You want to cross the street, right? Wait a moment. Alfred, bring the car. Do you have a sore throat, young man? Ahahahaha... No, Gramp, no. It's just my Batman voice. Aaa, I mean, my cool voice. Yeah, definitely. Uuuw... What is this? Is this a car or a train? Aaah... it must be a kind of... No, no, Gramp, No. This is a caaaaaaa... - Okay, I think I get it, young ma

n. [continues: caaaaaaa....] caaaaaaa.......[inhales] caaaaaaaa.....ar. Wow! I feel like I just had a holiday in your... car car car car car car car car car car car car car your car! YEAH...!!!! You want to become the best? Just help people! Awesome! No, no, no! Over there, Gramp! Just remember what our Prophet said: "The best of people are those with the most excellent character." [You Are The Best Muslim!!] I'm The Best Muslim! Yes I am! Ah! A brand new best Muslim episode! Let's watch it! Bos

s, hold the door. Ah, come on! Ha, this better work out. Swatch!!! Wait, is that a briefcase that's flying in my way? Oh dear! Briefcase! Boossss...!!! Uh, just give me a sec! Uh, aah! I'm lucky I didn't lose my lunch. Oh Boss, thank yo-AAaaaaaaaaa!!! Don't waste my precious time, you insignificant prehistoric human! Go up, you million dollar junk! You better not get in. Oh no, I'm late! Man, who the heck read this document.. Oh no, the Boss! Yeah, make my appointment for the television! Excelle

nt. No worries. I always use the most expensive one! What do you mean that's greedy? I know what I want! I have a million dollar company, you better... Hello? Huh, whatever! I'll pay him to call me back. Argh! Huh. Coming back in control. Oh, come on! Oh wait, where are the papers? Alhamdulillah! Magic! I don't need to rearrange this. Hahah... huft! Hmm. A pathetic human being in my way? Time to ballerina shame! And the one, and the two, and the three, and the.... Argh! Oooooh!!! Don't get in my

way, you two legged creature, And the one, and two, and three, and the spin... Can you fill this out for me please? Don't take a break till you've done, got it? Thanky-thanky... Yeah, Boss. This... is a lot. Uuh, extra work again. Yes, Boss? Ah, my first employee! Finally, you came in. Now, bring me the usual! Errr, the usual? Aah... the usual is... Eee... Ehm..! Uh...huh??? Ehm..hmmm! Uh..huh? Ehm..hmmm...! Ooh... I got it now! Whip, blup-blup! Fiuuhh.. Hehe... fun. Bring me something to drink

, you empty head! Aaaahhhh. Refreshing! Uh, bubble water? Something black and make you stay awake, you dummy! Now this, this will make you stay awake! This not even what I.... arghh... Oh, no! I'm falling... Just bring me a coffee already! Huh..huh...huh.. Oh my... Walking like... two meters is like... ugh, a challenge! Kinda makes me thirsty. You dare drink my coffee? It costs more than your shamefully poor and pathetic life! Okay! I had enough of this! I'm gonna teach that roll on deodorant a

lesson! Drop, drop. Hm? Oh, God! Now let's bring the Boss's powerful coffee! There you go, Boss! Enjoy... Hmmm.. ...while you can. Ah~ Fresh coffee! Alright, ladies and gentlemen! I would like to show you something amazing aaand beautiful! Ugh, what?! My stomach! It kills me! What is going on? It's coming out! Oh no, it's coming out! Oh no, I need to concentrate. Arghhh! Everybody, don't move! This one's going to be big! I can't... I cannot... handle this. Earghh.. No. I can't do this! It's time

, definitely. It's going to explode! Poopiiee Funnyyy!! Hahaha! That's what you get for treating me badly. And now, get this! I quit! [You Are Not The Best Muslim!] [Let's Try Again!!] Boss, wait! Hup! Woah! Is this a lift or a relaxing spot? Woah, thanks, Boss! No problem! How's work? Woah, it's awesome, Boss! Because of your guidance, I can finish my task effectively. Huft. Huh? Thank you! Ha! Huh? Who did this? Eh? I asked, who did this? Well, believe it or not... you did this. Good job! Yeah

, all employees are going to get a rise and bonuses! You deserve a power up, Gen Bowl! Keep it up. Thank you, Boss. Ugh, this coffee. It makes me... go... ...coffee saiyan! Yeaaaahh! Yeah, I'll do my best and more, Boss! I would like to congratulate everyone for the company's big success. Alhamdulillah, this happens because of all of your hard work. May Allah always give you and your family the best reward in this life and the next, and the last thing, let's continue to work hard and pray hard!

What an awesome leader! If he can be so awesome, then I can be an awesome employee! Yes! "The best of your rulers are those whom you love and who love you." [You Are The Best Muslim!] I'm The Best Muslim! Yes, I am. Everyone is trying to get the most important thing in the last days of Ramadan. That is... TAQWA!!!! I got it from Qiyam Mall... lail. New t-shirt, new pant, new shoes, new watch~~~ If the cloth is expensive and branded, not only handsome, but it makes facesome, bodysome, legsome, bu

ttsome, dim sum~ All of the some! I love Ied! Because I have a lot of... MONEY! Fasting makes me richer indeed. I don't buy unnecessary things, I don't buy lunch, I don't do charity, I don't go out, I don't shower, I don't pay tax! Now I have more money. Amazing! What should I do with this money? Hmm. [Coughing] This money can make someone really happy. [Coughing] Me... [Coughing] money, Hey, kid! You need to buy a medicine for your cough. Here is one cent! What the-- What?! Don't you have commo

n sense, mister? Hahahahaha, I love Ied! I broke my fast! Hey! Wait. I forgot. Ramadan is over! Now I'm free! Now we can eat whatever we want! Aah....it's time. I've missed you~~~ Narflix~ Let's do a movie marathon! Hooh... I love Ied because I have so much... Free time! I'll read the Quran later. Most definitely, I just need to play one game! I promise only one game. Hahahahaha.... online games are so addictive! One more game, no worries, because today... I'm free... Let's play together again,

people. [You Are Not The Best Muslim!!!] [Let's Try Again!!!] Everyone is trying to get the most important thing in the last days of Ramadan, that is Taqwa. Taqwa is a state of continuing the good actions we have developed during Ramadan. It is also a sign that our ibadah on Ramadan is accepted. InshaAllah. Ya Allah... let me have stronger taqwa, and let me keep the ability to do qiyamul lail. Ya Allah... let me be in love with the sunnah of fasting. Ya Allah... let me be friends the Quran, alwa

ys. Ya Allah... please give me the ability to help a lot of people and give a lot of charity. During Ramadan, you visit the mosque everyday and pray qiyamul lail every night. You want to continue the routines after Ramadan even if it's only two extra rakaah at night. It's time for qiyamul lail. You fast for the entire month, and yes, you want to continue fasting throughout the year, although it's only for a couple of days. Let's do sunnah fasting! And of course, as Ramadan is the month of the Qu

ran, you read it extensively night and day. When Ramadan ends, you still maintain the intimate relationship between the holy Quran and you. Alhamdulillah. Now, let's maintain the memorization and implement the Quran! Our deeds should not cease with the closing of Ramadan. Instead, we must continue and moreover, keep getting stronger and stronger because this is the sign of ultimate success. Alfred, donate all of the profit that we make this year. Yes, Sir! As you wished. [You Are The Best Muslim

!] I'm The Best Muslim! Yes, I am! Hi Best, I need a way out. Can you help me? Should I help him? Thanks very much, Best! Now be my slave! Hurry up, slave! Build a pyramid for me for my greatness! Hahahahaha... Oh no. What did I signed up myself for? Hurry up! I need to get to the doughnut store! No, no, no, no. I'm not gonna help that fat Firaun! Today is a holiday. 24 hours all only for me. It's going to be a busy day. Let's make some preparation! Instant food for effective time management! Co

ke! For sugar power! Sound check. One-two-one-two. Welcome to our stooo.... I'm in a hurry. I'll pay later, ok? Bye bye! Here's my ID. I quit! I can't believe this. I'm unemployed again! Here I go! But wait! Which console should I play? Choosing from this beautiful... machines... It's... It's a challenge! Well, I'm lazy, so I'm going to play all of them. That doughnut-eating Firaun! Shut up! I'm busy! I'm busy! Oh my goodness, Best! Finally. I said, I'm busy~~~ Now, back to business, finally. Wh

y only play one if you can play five? Hey, dude! Shoryuken! Shoryuken! Ultimate combo!! You win. Well dude, you really good at this. Well, anyway dude, can you help me out a little bit? Heeeeeeeeelp? So here's the thing, I'm wondering if you could- What are you doing? I'm using kage bunshin no jutsu!!! Here. This is my clone. He will help you out. I can still see you dude! Arrggh... Everyone already have his own two hands. What you all need my hand for? I need a break. Oh my goodness, my back. A

lhamdulillah. Money! Can anyone help me pick my paper up? Oh no. No, no, no, no. Don't look at me like that, Gramps! Not today, Gramps. No! Son, can you help- What in the world, where did he go? It's only you, me and my precious! We will play together forever! Because we are safe... from everybody! [You Are Not The Best Muslim!] [Let's Try Again!!] "When you find somebody in life that need your help and you know you've made mistakes in your past, think of the opportunity to help them as somethin

g as a God sent. Allah sent it down to you as something you were desperately in need of. رَبِّ إِنِّى لِمَآ أَنزَلْتَ إِلَىَّ مِنْ خَيْرٍۢ فَقِيرٌۭ (QS Al-Qashash: 24) Master, whatever good you decent upon me, of any kind, I'm completely bankrupt, I’m in absolutely need of it." Master, whatever good that you decent upon me, of any kind, I'm completely bankrupt and I’m in absolutely need of it. Hi Best, I need a way out, can you help me? Oh thank God, Best. All the food run away to my stomach. Oh

man! I almost die in that place. Thank you Best, for saving me! Alhamdulillah, it's a pleasure helping you, Bowl. Let's eat some delicious food, bro. I have a new best muslim recipe. Wow! So sparkly bright What is this warm feeling inside my heart? Make me want to help people! Best, is this your true power? This not only about your own power, there's something else about you, bro. Thank you for teaching me how to code, dude! Really help a lot! Alhamdulillah. You don't realize it, but... Actuall

y, you are the one that helped me, bro. It refreshes my memory. Not only because you love helping, but the most important thing, you do it because of Allah. It makes me want to help people bro. Thank you, young man! Oh, what sensation is this? Alhamdulillah. You're welcome, Gramps. May Allah always give you help, happiness, and barakah in your life. What is this kindness? I never feel this kindness before. This beautiful dua, it pierced my body and soul! I want to help people! Let's make the wor

ld a better place! [Muslim Level Up!] "The most beloved people to Allah are those who are the most beneficial to people. The most beloved deed to Allah is to make a Muslim happy, or to remove one of his trouble, or to forgive his debt, or to feed his hunger." [You Are The Best Muslim!!] I'm The Best Muslim! Yes, I am! PS5 will win the war with EggBOX. We have GOD of WAR!!! Hahahaha...! Look at this newbie. He said PS5 is better than EggBOX! Haha! Hello~~~ Masterchief will blow your inferior cons

ole, Dummy! Wha?!! Grrrhh.... Hey, Bowl! Look! I have an EggBOX! Whoa!!! When did you convert? Eeeeh... Pffttt...!!! This too should remain in the trash box. Hahaha... Grrrhhhh.. (Japanese) NANTATE?!! Best Muslim, how dare you!!! It is definitely better than your PlayShaython! You are not going to heaven! (Japanese) Nani?! How dare you said that to Best Muslim! You fool! You don't realize that I am a master user of an EggBOX! You can't defeat me! I will defeat you with the power of PlayShaython!

Let's fight! Bring it on!!! [fight] Dude, STOP! [fight] Be a better person, Dude! This life is full of love. Don't you waste it to fight over trivial things. Let the trivial remain trivial. Just like when you pick your nose and stick it under the table. It doesn't matter what game console you use. We are social human being. We need each other to complete other, to buy their products and make them rich while make us poor. We all need to respect each other opinion, Dudes. At the end of the day, o

pinion don't affect yourself to be better. Opinion is an opinion. Just like onion; it's just an onion. It could be stinky when you decide to open your mouth. You understand it now, Dude? Wow... Unbelievable! I didn't understand a thing, but it sounded wonderful. Ah, yes... I almost cried... Now, let's teach the world with my beautiful, new, shining Sansung! I just realized you are so awesome, Dude! What do you teach? Here! "Look, guys! I got an Apple from my mom!" "And it's amazing!" "I wouldn't

ask for any more phones ever again!" "Because this is the best phone ever!" "Hell yeah! X LOL DT :D :D :D.... Haha" Your phone sucks! Apeel sucks! Your family sucks! You suck! Apple is a fruit! Sansung rules!!! What happened with "be a better person"? Hey, what's the big oof? He's just a kid. He's so mean...!!! Oh my goodness! What happened? How dare he insult my Apple!!! Eh?! How about me, Mom? Shut up!!! I will take care of him. "Unintelligent, unattractive, poor object with slow brain, maybe

he's imitating his stupid phone" Egh?!!! Bro, what happened? Nothing to worry about, Dude. [Phone Notification] Are you sure, Bro? Yup...eh ehe ehe... [Phone Notification] Eh, there are missiles on the sky! I'm gonna die! I have phone counters in all over the country. Definitely people don't like Apple because... It SUCKED!!! Just like the fact only few people are smart and have great taste, the rest is dumb and making me... Eww! Just like you! Ewww!!! You don't deserve to talk to human side of

me! You only deserve to talk to my animal side! Why is his intelligence like a baby?! I will talk baby language so you can understand! [talks like baby] [You're Not The Best Muslim] [Let's Try Again!!!] Hah?! PS5 will win the war with EggBOX! We have GOD OF WAR! Bowl, are you okay? Ah, I see. Well, you know what? Let it pass, Bro. You know what The Prophet used to say? "Speak good or remain silent". This mouth has to say something... Something bad... really... really bad...! Yes, I can do that.

Remain silent. I need to stop debating about console. May PC be upon you all. So we all could do more beneficial things in this world. Okay, from now on, I'll only speak good or remain silent. I will follow the Prophet and become the Best Muslim, yo! It's time, then. Alright then! I'm retiring as a professional wrong-shaming people. Now, let's sit down and check my social media. Ha?!!! I can't believe how much time I used on social media! Only 42 seconds! After posting something wise and benefi

cial, I don't have anything left to do! I used most of my time debating on social media, even in my sleep! What should I do now? What should I do with my time? Hmm... Eh! I know! I'm gonna use my time making space shuttle to Mars! 15 YEARS LATER... Unbelievable news incoming! Yes, this is a BIG moment for mankind! No one in the world would guess that this space shuttle to Mars would be built by Dr. Pungky himself. Let's hope we will find new discoveries on Mars! Let's begin the countdown! 5... 4

... 3... 2... 1... 0! IGNITION!!! [Muslim Level Up!] I apologize my throat is little sore today. Pfuih! [You're The Best Muslim!] I'm The Best Muslim! Yes, I am! Well, it's time to tidy up a little bit! So let's get cleaning! The Faster Jutsu! What is this heavy thing? Childhood memories? Oh man, it's awesome! Let's see what's inside. Whoahhhh! This is my favorite t-shirt! The limited edition of Alien Worksoon t-shirt! Signed by an alien! This brings back so many memories. Woaahhh, a real alien!

This is the best day of my life. I'm gonna wear this forever! I really miss that moment. But not for long! Hah! Let me try the t-shirt again. Take off the clothes and pants~ It still fits perfectly! [Adhan] Ah, it's time for masjid! "Huh, only 3 people in the masjid? Where is the Imam? Hmmm... No, definitely not him. Nice synchronize sleeping. I must steal their power. Not, not the imam. Ehm. Okay. I need to step up. Let me be your imam! I will slay... I mean I will save all of you! I can do th

is. Straighten your rows, guys. Allahuakbar. Allaaaah..... Eyes of Medusa! Pit of hell in HD! We are under attack! Hurry, protect the essential knowledge! Oh no! We lost our name... Living piggy bank?! Aah... I feel so much... Water fountain, hehehe! Assalamu'alaikum wa Rahmatullah... Well, how was it? Am I a good imam? Aaa?! Where is- Ahh! What a rude jama'ah! You all just left in the middle of salah?! [You're Not The Best Muslim!] [Adhan] We meet our Lord when we stand up for salah. This is th

e meeting in which we, as slaves, are lowly creatures and indeed insignificant in front of the Lord of the world. The greatest and all powerful. Therefore, we are obliged to present ourselves in the best and most beautiful appearance in front of Him. We must wear best clothes just like when we meet someone important. [Adhan continues] [Muslim Level Up!] O children of Adam, wear your beautiful apparel at every time and place of prayer. [You Are The Best Muslim!] I'm the Best Muslim! Yes, I am. Aa

ah~ Ah... yes... A morning routine starts with a painting of higher level, sophisticated... art! A squeeze of red, a tiny drop of yellow, green and blue, and a handful of creativity! Ah! Aaaah... Mmmmuach! SUCH A PERFECTO! BEAUTIFUL SMILE~ NOOOOO!!! My painting! Mommy! You broke my painting! Tsk! It’s your fault. Why can’t you paint? It's because of your silly make up, Mom! Excuse you, but that is not my fault. Okay? Don't talk like that to your mother! I think I'm ready to go. Ehm. Ehm. You are

not wearing any seat belt, Madam. I must send you a ticket right now. Also I'd like to ask you for your license and registration. Excuse me, but what did I do wrong officer, huh? Seat belt nowadays? You don’t even wear one! Do you see my lovely boy over there? He don’t even wear any seatbelt. Oh by the way, why are you even here? Huh?! I don’t see you any other day. Sure you’re looking for civilian like me. Hey, just so you know, I have a husband and my kid is not little anymore, so I have no t

ime for you. I hate men with mustache and black uniform wearing shades and your breath smells bad and your bald head and poor and no style and your legs are short and you have cock eye and your ears are big. Nope, I don’t want to give you a ticket, Sir! No, Officer. No, I don't want! Well, Madam.. Ee.. So... e... whatever, I’m just gonna send the ticket to myself. I gotta go home. Look what time is it now?! Why are you always late?! No way! Your watch is too fast. You better align it to qibla.

We must follow Makkah time as muslim, you know! This is your fault, Sir. YOUR FAULT!!! Why on earth this employee's contract is signed like this, Mam?! We lost the multi-million-dollar deal, you know?!!! You must be thankful you know, because I signed it with love by the way, and if it got lost, it’s your fault then!! So, bye-bye! Why is this document- Haaah??? It’s all your fault!!! Why is this your work- Nooo! It’s all your fault! Why are-- It’s not my fault. It’s all your fault! Yours and you

rs and yours and yours and yours. Do you know where the rest- Noo!! It is all of your fault! Hwaaaah!!! Finally, I'm free from all of these sinners! It's not my fault, doggy! It's not my fault! [You're Not The Best Muslim!!!] [Let's Try Again!!!] Admitting a mistake is not a sign of weakness. In fact, it needs great power to be able to see and admit a mistake. The pious person is not one who is always right and never makes a mistake. The pious is one who makes a mistake, admits it, and then asks

for Allah’s forgiveness. Honey, son, mommy want to say sorry. Your painting got messy and you got bad score because of me... I'm really sorry! Thank you, Mommy. But because of you, my painting was sold for 1 million dollars! What?!!! That is really amazing! I'm so proud of you, my son! Therefore, don’t hesitate to admit your mistake. Realizing a mistake is a start of the change towards perfection. May Allah open our hearts and minds to always admit our mistakes and fix them, so that Allah will

continue to grant us guidance to the path of righteousness. "All the son of Adam are sinners, but the best of sinner are those who repent often." (At-Tirmidhi 2499, Shahih At-Targhib 3139) [Muslim Level Up!] [You Are The Best Muslim!!] I'm The Best Muslim! Yes, I am. I... am the Prince of Thief, Robin Huud. I steal from the rich and give to the poor. My son is poor. My daughter is poor. My wife is poor. I am poor!!!! Enough! Now, give me your money! I'm gonna tell my daddy! Hey Bowl, I have a qu

estion. What? Do you think it's okay if we steal from the evil rich and then give to the poor? Well, of course! What a silly question! It's no problem! Not only we steal their money, but we also need to steal every living cell in their hands... unnoticed. So when they wake up, their hands are gone! How in the world can we steal a cell, Bowl? It's a cell. It's not like candy that's just lying around on the floor then you can... By punishing the corruptor, we will help the police and the poor. It

will make everyone happy! That is what our religion want for us: happiness for everyone! Give happiness by stealing?? Do you have any basis in our religion for that? OF CROCS!! Of course... Roobiins hoood... Rooobin sss ghoood... Robin' is goood... Robbing is good!! You get it now? Ahh? ahh? You see?? Eee.... Is that so? Oh darn it, the TV's broken! Can you fix my TV, Bowl? Do not worry, mate! It'll be easy peasy! Is it fixed yet? Eee... It's fixed a bit! What a naughty TV you are! Yeah! Yeah! I

t's fixed! Come on, just a little bit more! My TV broke! [You're Not The Best Muslim!] [Let's Try Again!!!] Bowl, could you fix my TV? Of course, leave this to the expert. Bismillah. Assalammu'alaikum, Best! You're an expert with electronic stuff, right? Well, we have a sick TV on our hands. Can you come, Best? Wa'alaikumussalam warahmatullahi wabarakatuh, Bowl. Sure, I don't have anything else to do. Don't worry, let me check. Ugh, this isn't healthy for my brain. This is an old TV. A very old

TV. But it has a feature to slide the picture, Bro. So, you just need to turn this button. And... Tadaaa...!!! See? Alhamdulillah, this old TV can easily be set. You can fix it yourself. Just don't punch it, okay? It's that easy?!! It's good that I made the right decision to ask the expert. Well, anything else you need me to fix, Bro? Yes, I want to ask a religious question, Best. Relax. I know the expert for your kind of question. Let's roll to the masjid! Let's rooooll~~~ For an action to be a

ccepted by Allah, there are two crucial prerequisites. One, sincerity. Two, performing the action according to the way The Holy Prophet (PBUH) did it. So, when we perform any deeds, it is important to ask ourselves: Am I doing it the right way? Am I sincere in my actions? So, we can't just do actions like stealing even if our purpose is to help other people. [Muslim Level Up!] [You Are The Best Muslim!!!] I'm The Best Muslim! Yes, I am! [grunting] After all those physical training that I did, I

can lift any heavy objects that I got my hands on. I can endure any pain. Until I can easily defeat everyone in a single punch. "Ultimate Punch!" I was undefeatable. But now... I lay here... defeated... and humiliated. So... this is the feeling I'm looking for. Ugh... Tell me. How did you get that strong? So you really want to know, don't you? Tell me. You really really wanna know? Yes, yes. You really really really want to know? You got me already! OK. Try lifting this piece of cloth. Ehe. C'mo

n, Best. You're kidding me, right?! You're underestimating my pow... Aaakk! Aaakh?!! W... Why...??? Why can't I lift this... single piece of cloth from my body?! Errgh... What is this?! Well, without the right mind and intention, you won't be able to lift that Blanket of Fajr prayer! Ugggh... Blanket of Fajr prayer...? Is this the secret? Your strength? Ding ding ding ding ding! PRECISELY! But it's only just the beginning! And this is just the easiest part compare to some other trainings that we

have to do. NANI?!!! There’s another more difficult training than this? If you truly want to become strong, make sure you stick to this super-duper awesome intense routine. Now listen carefully. Lift your blanket up before Fajr. Do perfect wudu. Wear your best clothes. And then go pray. In the masjeed! What?! In the masjeed?! Errrgh... But that will be really really hard! Eeerrrrghhh! But I will do that! I want to become stronger! That's not all, Pungky. After Fajr prayer, remember! 4 rakaah of

Dhuhur, 4 rakaah of Ashr, 3 rakaah of Maghrib, 4 rakaah of Isha. That's right. In the masjeed. Every single day. That's what you gotta do to become the best muslim ever! WHAT?!! Okay. I will become the best muslim! Errrrrrghhhhhhhh....!!! Millions of muslims defeated under the power of the Blanket of Fajr. Only a few could survive its grasp. But Pungky knew, only in the darkest depth of fajr, does the strength of muslim truly shine. At that moment, Pungky realised the meaning of his live. As a

servant of The Most Powerful, he will conquer all obstacles in front of him to go to the masjeed and rise to become... the best muslim! Today I'm gonna be the best muslim and go... to the MASJEEEED!!!! [Muslim Level Up!] "Convey glad tidings to those who walk to the mosque in the darkness. For they will be given full light on the Day of Resurrection." (At Tirmidhi & Abu Dawud) [You Are The Best Muslim!!] I'm The Best Muslim! Yes, I am! Now it's my turn to become the Best Muslim to the core!!! So

hardcore!!! Grrrrrhhhh.....!!! I'm The Best Muslim! I'm The Best Musliiiiiiiim! I'm The Best Musliiiiim!!! Hoooh... Just a little more... and then... I can take a nap. Wash the spoon, the fork. The TV remote, pillow, towel, iPad, the caaaaat... see... I need some back up. Kiiiiiid~ Hah?! I'm The Best Musli... Mmmh. I'm The Best Musliiiiiiiiim! YESSS! I.... aaaaaaam.... Let me tell you, bro, as the Best Muslim, I don't have time to watch movies anymore. But it's Justice League vs The Avengers! W

haaaaaaaat??? Versus Tom & Jerry! Eeeeh.... Eh... Haaah... Still so many tasks. Oh, well... First, cooking and then a nap. Aaaah... Astaghfirullaaah! Versus Mohammed Ali! Versus Dragon Ball! Oh, Kid! I'm so glad you're here. I need your.... help. I think I have enough time to go to the most important movie of all time. And still be... the... best... muslim. LET'S GOOOOO!!!! Sorry, Mom. I'm busy! Busy? He... he... he.... hee... Tsk! Huhuhuhuhu.... Huhuhuhuhuhu.... Yellow... rice... to meet you~ H

a... ha... ha... I can't wait to see his face when his taste bud explode from this delicious meal. Bon... apetite~ Ha... ha... ha... ha... Mom! I gotta go! I'll eat at the cinema. Bye, Mom! Assalammualaikum! Eat... at... the cinema? Ee... Ha... ha... ha... ha... Ha... ha... ha... ha... SURPRISE! Happy Mother's Day! What did you saaaay? Happy Mother's Day? And you... give me a broom?! Ha... ha... ha... ha... Today... is angry mother's day. #%0dky^7%(%F!?!!!!! GRRRWWWWAHHHH! I'm sorry, Mom... Aww!

[You're Not The Best Muslim!] [Let's Try Again!!!] Kiiiid~ Huh?! I have to check on mother. She needs my help. Ah, finish! Alhamdulillah... Thank you~ My little... hero. Hm. I'll be back. Aaah... So relaxing... Oh, my favorite food! Thank you, Mommy! You're welcome. Enjoy~ Bismillah. Haaaaam... Mmmmmmmm..... This tastes like heaven. Kid, thank you for helping me today. You are such a good kid, mashaAllah. Mom, I will not help you only today. I will help you every single day. For me, everyday is

mother's day. Even if I help you for the rest of my life, it will not be enough to give back what you have given me. Oh, my beautiful mother... Oooh... alhamdulillaah... [Muslim Level Up!] [You Are The Best Muslim!!!] I'm The Best Muslim. Yes, I am! [humming] STOOOOPPP!!! Hm! Hey, kid! Do you have any money? O sure. I have 10 bucks. Good~ Then give it all to me~ or... [gesturing cutting throat] Ehm. Ehm. Eeh?! Assalammualaikum, kid, let's go learn to read Quran! [awkwardly] Ehehe... ehehe... Ye

a, well.. of, of course! Go on and learn the Quran so you can go to heaven, ehehehe... ehehehe... E... e... e... e... e... Ehe.. I don't need money. Ehe.. Tell you what, kid, I'll sell my kidney and give the money to you for your education, ahahaha... [gulping] [awkwardly] Ehehehe... ehehehe... [You're Not The Best Muslim!] [Let's Try Again!] [humming] STOOOOP!!! Hm! Hey, kid, can you teach me to read the Quran? O sure. No problem, uncle. Zrrtt... [crying] OK, uncle. Do you know what letter this

one is? [laughing awkwardly] W..what are you talking about? Of course! This is pretty easy. Ee.. everyone knows what that letter is. Right, Brother? Ehehe... Ee... It's a letter eeee.... E.... e.... e... pfft! Right? Uh, sorry. What letter, uncle? Ee? Yea, it's letter... ee...ee... [coughing] wabvyehflcns53%$3kfgeldh [coughing] b c d that's right. Right? Emm.... eu..... yea! You're right, uncle. It's letter "ba". You're awesome! Do you know, uncle? We can easily learn from the internet. I have

this really cool video! Here. Check this out! Bismillah, alhamdulillah, wassalaatu wassalaamuala rasuulillah. Learn Tajweed The Easy Way Woooooow..... Ama... ziiiiiiing~~~ But don't forget, we also need to learn from a real teacher. Assalammualaikum, students. I'm sure that you're excited to learn more. Remember, the Prophet (ﷺ) said, "The best among you are those who learn the Quran and teach it." Wooow.... I could become the best muslim? OK. Let's do this! [Muslim Level Up!] Rasulullah (ﷺ) sai

d, "The best among you are those who learn the Quran and teach it." (HR Bukhari) [You Are The Best Muslim!!!] I'm The Best Muslim! Yes, I am! Badman steals again?! No one messes with my town! I must put an end to this. Bowl, let's go to masjid! They need our help. No! I need to train to become stronger! Fight me, Best! If you could defeat me, I’ll go with you to masjid. 90% of the fight is happening in our mind. I will use my ultimate power I have never used! My mind power... Eheheehehehehe... C

'mon, just a little bite.. make me sup... Mommy~ Bowl, let's go to masjid! I'll go to masjid later. Bowl, time for masjid? Check out my superhero armor, Best! With this, I could fight Badman! Wow, that's cool! Can you fly, Bowl? Ahahahaha... just pay close attention, you weak person! I just get started off with one percent boost capacity in 3... 2... Yup! Just what I expected. Ha..ha..ha... You're bleeding! No, no, no! This is the oil from the jet. I'm fine. It-it's from your mouth! Oh... this?

No, no worries, this is a... only... something... red... nothing important... ha...ha...ha... Don't worry… this a.... Allahumaghfirlahu... - Warhamhu... - Hey!!! I'm not dead yet! That's good! Let's go to masjid, man! Hwahahahaha... I don't wanna go...! I wanna be a superhero! [You Are Not The Best Muslim] [Let's Try Again!!!] You know what, if you go with me to masjid, you will be a hero in no time. Hmmm... Masjid is critical in our lives and our community. Masjid solidifies and maintains our f

aith. It flourishes our hearts and minds. It's a shelter for lost and shattered souls. It's a place of wisdom, a space for security and strength. Woow... When you explain it like that, masjid sounds so cool! Masjid is always cool, Bowl, because It's the house of Allah. Bowl... Eh? Why are you here, Boss? I know you got abilities, but I don't know what they are yet. Well, my specialties include... singing out of tune, screaming out of proportion, eating while running, and the most powerful skill

of all... breathing. Breathing. Hiyaaa!!! Ouch. Sorry, Bowl. I thought you're gonna dodge that. How about... this?! Now that's more like it. So... fast like Flash? Ehmm... not really. But I am more like Kungfu Panda. Give me food and I can do anything. Bowl, we are putting together a hero team. You don't even need superpower. Some people can be heroes with the tiny, simplest of action. You just need willingness to help others in need. I'm recruiting people in the masjid. Anyone can use their spe

cial skill to help each other. If you keep an open heart and open mind, you will learn that you too can become a hero. Ooohhh... I'm in! Where do we start, Best? Of course, we just start with a montage! [You Are The Best Muslim!] I'm The Best Muslim! Yes, I am! Ibn al-Qayyim notes that the entire religion consists of the ability to distinguish. This is why the Quran refers to itself as Al-Furqan (The Distinguisher). The guidance within the Quran, and the example of The Prophet (SAW) in his Sunn

ah, help us distinguish the light from the darkness, not only in the world, but within our own selves. اَللهُ أَكْبَرُ ٱلْحَمْدُ لِلَّهِ رَبِّ ٱلْعَـٰلَمِين Take this, Pungky. This will take all your problems away. and you'll be happy... right now. Hmmm. [phone notification] Hmm? And after that, the problems will just come back, right? Ahaha... Thanks, but, no, thanks. I don't wanna runaway from my problem. Thanks anyway, dude. Come on, Pungky... You need this. What the?! We need to become the b

est muslim... so we can see the Prophet. Best? Yesss... Good... Drink and join me... Umm... Ehehe... How dare you reject my gift!! You can escape now... But I will return! Hahaha... Grrrrrh......!!! Arrghhh... My dress! Hahahahaha.... Let's get angry...!!! Ugggrrrrrrhh... Don't be mad. Best...??? Remember what our Prophet used to teach us. You're right, Best. I seek refuge in Allah from the cursed shaytan. No...!!! Not again... Assalammualaikum warahmatullah. Assalammualaikum warahmatullah. You

already invited them thousands of times, but... they never came. They don't need you, Best Muslim! Hahahaha...!!! Just give up already. C'mon... GIVE UP! No. I won't give up. I'm doing this because of Allah. NOOO...!!! Hehehe... Hey, Best! Sorry I'm late! Hmm. Take this! Enough! STOP! STOP IT! اَللهُ أَكْبَرُ You're awesome, Best! After one year, the masjeed has already full! Well done, Best! Great work! You truly are the best muslim! Hahahaha... Something's not right. Aaakh....!!! Why...? Hahah

ahaha.... We know we can't attack you with ordinary ways, Best. So we use a special trick. Praise is poisonous, Best. It is very powerful to ruin a good intention and turn it into a corrupt one. Your weak soul begins to rely... ...and want to be praised. You like it so much... that you start to crave it. Hahahaha...!!! No. This can't be happening. Now... ...be the worst muslim... ...and die! Hahahaha...!!! Hahahahaha.....!!! You have already gone astray, Best. All of your deeds... ...wasted. Hah

ahahahaha....!!! We know... we are insincere servants. We can't be left... ...to our own nafs. We are soiled with our sins.... We have a lot of darkness in our hearts... But Your river of mercy is constantly flowing... We ask... for one drop of it to be given to us... Ya Allah... purify our hearts... What is this?! What's going on?! The heart... is changing! Ya Allah... help me to remember You... thank You... and worship You... in the best possible way... Make us the best muslim that we can be.

Following the path of our Messenger... The light and brilliance we follow... Praise and gratitude... all be to Allah. What is happening? What is this light?! Aaaaarrghhh...!!! "Whoever has the following three qualities will have the sweetness (delight) of faith: The one to whom Allah and His Apostle becomes dearer than anything else; Who loves a person and he loves him only for Allah's sake; Who hates to revert to disbelief as he hates to be thrown into the fire." (Sahih Bukhari 16) Grrrrh. Wooo

hoo! Best! You're looking a lot more handsome today! No. Hoho, come on! I just wanna massage you a bit, Best. Oh~ What a big, strong muscle~ No! No! No! No! No way! No way! Lemme clean your house so this would be your jannah in dunya. Sure it will. Argh! No, no, no, no! Aaaaargh! I'll do it myself later! What- PUT THAT DOWN! Don't clean up or cook or wash or fix the roof. Just stay awaaay! No worries, Best. Muslims must help each other. What?! Ooohoho... I know what you're up to now! I can see t

hrough your head, your mind, your internal cortex. Aaah, yes! Your face's like an empty charity box in the masjid. And I'm not buying it. Ohoho... C'mon, Best... I just need $100. Ohoho... Now, now. You're the Best Muslim. Come on! You're rich, handsome, it's nothing for you, right??? You just sit in front of your PC and abracadabra! Money just comes to you, bro... You better watch your mouth, Pungky! It's not abracadabra! It never was! Unlike you, an unemployed man, by the way, I get paid... fo

r my hard work and dedication at my job! Unlike you, who is so unemployed... that you need to beg for MY MONEY! Get a job, Pungky! Eergh! So... this is it hey, Best? Never have I ever thought that this would happen. You forced me to use this path, Best. If there is no better way, Eee... What are you doing? Then... I have to... Pungky, don't get any closer. Use... the other... way. Pleaaaase.... Let me go, you crybaby! Lend... me.... New shoe.... huhuhuhu... Can't live without the new shoes... Be

eest... No! Let go off me! Argh! Watch your hand! You wanna follow Rasulullah, don't... you? You wanna ease my difficulty, don't you, Best? It's the words of Rasulullah, you know... Rasulullah... Please, Beest... Lend me some money... Alright, alright, alright! Ok, ok, ok. Stop pulling my pants, Pungky!! Let me grab my wallet! Wait. Aye, aye, there, Captain! He's even worse than some debt collector. Bro, promise me you'll pay it back next month. NEXT... MONTH!!! Alright, alright. You're indeed T

he Best Muslim! Yihaaa! Assalammu'alaikum, Best! Wow, Best is busy as a bee! This boy... o boy... is he pretending... or what? 100 for ya. Uuu~ programming. What you're making there, Best? Mmm... What a lousy game. "100 Ways... To Get $100"! Eeew.... He still remembers the money even though I prolong it on purpose. Should have waited for 3 months. Eeee... Probably 2 years 'cause he's a smart cookie. Better yet should've wait for 3 years before I came back to him. Are you talking to yourself or w

hat? What's with this long silence? Are we in a comic book, huh? Ah eh, ah, ah yeah... ahahaha... Well I, you see, Best... ah... Ah yea, I... forgot. Ah yeah! Yea! That's it. Yes. I forgot. ENOUGH TALKING! So... sorry... But I'm... I'm flat broke, Best... My family is in hard times... Wow. I can't believe you just said that. I don't trust you. Oh-what, what's that? What-, what is this? What is this? NEW PHONE! Ok ok ok ok ok. This one? Oh! This one... New shoes~ Oh yeah! Here's this one! Where'd

you get the money? Where is my money? Huh? Pungky?! WHERE... IS... MY... MONEY? Ok, Best, ok. Alright. Alright. I'll pay you back. I will. Here. Here. I take the money from my wallet, then... I open the wallet... and here, I open the lock. See? See? See? Open the lock first... My wallet's locked... Here... I take out the money... Take... Out... Out.... money.... Take... Stop the drama! Finally. I got my money baaaa- Aaaa... WHAT IS THIS ID?!! PUNGKYYYYYY!!!!! [You're Not The Best Muslim!] [Let'

s Try Again!!!] So, umm... Listen... Is it possible for me to borrow some money, Best? I really need it right now, you know... for basic needs and stuff... But I, I, I... I promise to pay it back next month. Yes, that's right, next month. Promise. You see, I got a job tomorrow so I'll have some additional cash tomorrow. How much do you need, Bro? Umm... Around... $100? Huh? $100? At the end of the month like this? Hmm... so... $100? Huu, that Pungky boy is always so troublesome. He knows Best is

a breadwinner. No way he will lend him money. Huh! Impossible! Hey! Best is thinking! As if he'll lend the money. Oh I know... He thinks to find ways to not break Pungky's heart. I got exactly $100 in my wallet. Nani?! You're going to lend him, Best? But, but, you really need the money, Best! Every time, people are faced with choices that could either raise or lower their values. At this very moment, Best is having the trial. It feels that time moves slower. He thinks about all the responsibili

ties he has. He's having a battle with his own thoughts, along with a million reasons of good and bad. However, his mind is at peace for he remembers a counsel. A counsel from Rasulullah (ﷺ). Bro, he's smiling! Here, Bro, $100. Take it. Ehe.. Oh, Best, thank you. How can you be so calm? It's nothing, Bro. I remember the words of Rasulullah. "Whoever relieves a Muslim of a burden from the burdens of the world, Allah will relieve him of a burden from the burdens on the Day of Judgement. Oh, Best..

. Yo, Pungky! Use my car, here, you can use it just in case. Use it, ok! Oh, hey, hey, here, here! Take my wallet! Take all you need! Borrow my money, borrow, please borrow! Oh, ehehehe... Thank you, guys! [Muslim Level Up!] [You Are The Best Muslim!!] AAAAAMIIIIIIN....!!!! Aaamiin! Miin... miiin... Ehm. Bismi- -Min.. -Miin... Bismi- -Aamiin... Amiin.. Aaa... HEY!!! Amin like that again and I will slap you with my pious slap! You'll feel so sinful it will make you weep until you go to Heaven! In

valid prayer, Best! You're not supposed to talk in salah, you know! Umm, yours is invalid too, dude. NANI?!! Eeeerrrghh! KIIIIIDSSS! Stop messing with my salah! Eeeerrrghh!!! Why.. are.. you.. messing... around?! Are you looking down on Best Muslim? Huh? Huh?! Now... say amiin... correctly. Hurry up! Come on before this holy stick of learning Quran touch your hand! A... aa.... mmmm... GO HOME!!! Practice your amin! Now... your turn. Do it... correctly... or... Say it... correctly. Mmm... mmm...

MOMMY...!!! Tsk. Crybaby. Only real man allowed in my holy masjid. Oh oh. GET OUT!!! They don't want to come to masjid. Look at this empty masjid right here. Those brats only love dunya! What kind of muslim are they! Never step a foot in masjid. Tsk. Pungky, hold my arm tightly. Don't let it go! Why? Best! My kids won't go to the masjid because of you! Come on, bring it on! Let's have a fight! Grrrrh... Don't let go! I'm gonna fight ya! I'm gonna fight! Don't let go. I'm gonna fight ya! Best! I

will kick your butt! Heee??? Why are you enraged, Bowl? [YOU'RE NOT THE BEST MUSLIM!!!] [LET'S TRY AGAIN!!] Wow. Huh? What a handsome cool boy! Come here! I'll put this cap on you, little super hero! This cap will make your coolness increase 9 level! Umm... what level, Uncle? See? Masha Allah. You're definitely way cooler! Just like the ulama. Allah will love this. Especially when you focus during salah. Is it true? Am I becoming cooler, Uncle? Yes! Not only your look, but your cool character is

similar to your dad. He looks so cool doing salah, see? Calm... focus... shining... Ahahaha... of course! He's my hero! Well, now we're inside Allah's house, and we'll soon meet the Creator of the worlds, I'm thinking... Ehe, it's funny, If I'm at your house and talk to your dad and I... AAAMIIIN.... Hihihihi... AAMIIN... AAMIIN... AAAMIIIN... Hihihihi... Hihihihi... Ehehehehe... I won't be cool if I do that in your house, don't you think? Yea! You must not run around and scream like that. It's

noisy and annoying. So I must try to be cool, huh? Especially inside Allah's house. Right, Bowl? YEEESS! Ugh! Let's focus in doing salah today! So we can win the best jamaah competition! Yeah I don't think the boy understand, dude. Great idea! I'm convinced this boy will make us win. I can see potential in him. His eyes... his soul... there's a burning spirit inside him to be the best muslim! Right, young man? YES! I'm so excited to be the best muslim! Well... you're too small to become the bes

t muslim, kiddo. Shut... Tell you, son, you have the potential inside you. These uncles can feel that too. We can do this. Let's focus in our salah! I can do it, Dad! Just see! Assalammualaikum warahmatullahi wabarakatuh. Masha Allah. You did a cool salah. Your amin is so soothing! Good job, boy! Allah will surely answer our pray with your clear closing of amin. We'll do jamaah again tomorrow, ok? Assalammualaikum, future leader! You don't think he'll be a leader, do you? Shuuuuut... Daddy! I wa

nna pray in masjid 10 times a day! Hahahaha... It's 5 times, kiddo! But... I'll take you to masjid 100 times a day if you will! That way, you'll love masjid even more! [MUSLIM LEVEL UP!!] [YOU ARE THE BEST MUSLIM!!!] Mr. President, they are ready. The masjid is full. Allahu akbar. See? Told you he'll be a great leader.