Men Try Not To Fail - Breaking Women's World Records

how many watermelons do you think you can brep between your thighs are we gonna try that oh my goodness s got to watch her technique right here how oh my god oh who needs a Thigh Master go go two look have a watermelon patch Jesus Christ is that a world record for three watermelons all right let's get wet Gallagher who's ready to beat women's asses okay that seems offensive just kidding I would never agree to that I have been waiting for the day for somebody to ask me that I'm going to call your

mom Julian today you are going to try and break this world record and several others all set by women what they're women are like four times as capable as me so like this is not fair this is going to be a humbling episode I can feel it already that same why 129 bro do you understand at 120 DB you are at the volume of a jet taking off an aircraft carrier it sounds like it I don't appreciate what's happening right now she's as loud as a blender this is classroom assistant Jill Drake from the UK s

he had a scream that reached 129 DB when measured at the Halloween festivities held in the Millennium D in London in 2000 I'm not surprised though considering she's a classroom assistant she's probably going to scream over all those kids yeah dude a kid in her class I know so I have a decibel counter and I'm going to have each of you scream like just sing it loud going to everyone close their ears and Noah three 2 1 ah I'm like roaring I don't really like do it that's a good one I was like 18 oh

jeez that was 105 126. 6 oh it hurts so bad I think I got a 124 and I think I've got a a new something balls are in my vision that hurts so bad does he get another shot or no that almost he was flirting with greatness right there are you kidding me are you kidding me all right Julian you ready oh God okay all right B24 Julian all right all right all right Chase ready everyone close your ears don't you embarrass me my God 118 on that one 129. two did he did he win I guess so guess I'm happy for

myself oh you beat me you beat you beat me wait what was it 128. 7 dude you almost she got 129 dude that hurted well I guess Jace has broken the world record although that doesn't seem it doesn't seem right dude great job dude right back at you man damn $1 to you yeah all right well so far on your marks get set Mr Potato Head look like Rubik's Cubes slam that butt in God stop all these people are English weird I don't know if brilliant the right word I would have chose don't don't touch don't to

uch the head sprits like to break records they do so 13-year-old Matilda was gifted her first Mr Potato Head on her fourth birthday 9 years later in December of 2021 she became the fastest person to ever build it doing so in 5.69 seconds wow that's faster than the kids who actually build them in the factory sorry I'm so sorry she's been doing this since she was four that's an Odo one that's an a one people be competing with the randomst things yeah that's a weird one like oh I I'm a master at th

is I was born for this like I think Joe's going to beat that right now Joe's going to kick that 12-year-old's ass let's destroy this child come on bring it on time to compete are we ready let's see how fast Julian can Assemble Mr Potato Head you got this all right than three 2 1 go O come on bro go go right there right there oh you got great time great time so far keep going keep going it's okay it's okay get the American don't stop don't stop don't stop and good oh that was 1371 seconds wow he'

s going for the body before he even goes and puts it on the legs with the hat bam 15. 2 5 Seconds wao that was pretty [Applause] good and done 17.9 3 seconds that is embarrassing I did not I thought that was like 4 seconds I'm not even going to lie Joe you ready no wow 3 2 1 go do it Joe do it Joe oh this is hard you need to go just go chill dude oh I'm so much slower than you oh no I'm so much slower than you oh oh you're on good side oh no no time oh that was like 10 seconds he's looking a lit

tle r yeah but he's made mama said he was special look at him 14.94% but my guy's prettier at least you know is he okay I will say that mine looks a lot less cracked out than his does it he's got cauliflower ear his eyes are bulging out his Hat's on Sideways the time is here for time is now sit on the ground and get your thighs ready to break some water B wait hold on one so if you recall Courtney Olsen broke the Guinness World Records for the fastest time to crush three watermelons between the

thighs at 7.63 seconds seconds light work and I'm ready for this I've tried all my life for this all right you ready I feel like I'm giving birth to a watermelon right now you have 7.63 seconds to even get one oh I'm going to get four don't worry I'm going to beat her ready no set no go oh it hurts oh God holy oh it hurts B nope not going to happen God stop God three two one go oh my legs oh I feel my bones going before this two seconds time's up Ready set go oh yeah that's not oh that's impossi

ble yeah that's not happening you got 5 Seconds wait and you're dead hold on a second e no there we go that's the suzan Summer's Thigh Master pose right there there you go though I will be honest uh the amount of that would require from my thighs to make this happen will never occur ever I don't know how she did three oh oh I think I'm hearing something oh I think it's my Bon squ shattering next to you that really squeezing there 2 hours later I can feel it it's like you guys can't see it but it

's like we can see it [Applause] head there all right so uh I don't think anybody wins this one does anyone get a dollar no I think you might cat yeah honestly uh all women get a dollar you heard it here bubblegum nice oh blowing bubbles Joyce Samuels holds this record with an 11in in bubble out of her nose what yo how you could do that this is not going to be good I'm going to get this is we don't need this I don't even know how to get up and in my nose do I go back or more forward wait what no

you're going to take it out and put it over your nose and blow dud we were on the same page I was like how was that yeah like those people spetti why do you think she put gum on her nose is she British I you she's British if I had to guess all right let's try it sure it's a little messy but get it on the nose surgery I'm trying but I think oh oh you got this I don't know this is so much slimier than I thought though it's so weird oh my God you threw that that's a hole oh my God you literally di

d it did it cheers oh my God oh my God [Laughter] I think I just blew my nose into a bubble bro literally say all right Darius is going in yeah okay let's see got close all Air flows got to like get it like I see like a booger fly okay that was pretty good that was at least 2 in oh oh he actually Hey low ke you might have a you might Rec that was cool you actually get a decent bubble going on one of these tries so you guys did not beat Joyce Samuels these women are lit these are the coolest wome

n ever nope you want us to do this no I'm not I'm sorry that's not fair I can't even fully rotate my shoulders the woman who holds This Record is Britney bofo in Spain in 2008 and she used a homemade hand tie during the record attempt I'm assuming you guys can't pop pop your shoulders out of place absolutely so just can I pop my shirt off do whatever you want Chase so you have 30 seconds all right let's do it let's see three two 1 go wait no no no yeah you can't do it I'm like getting closer fir

st one's Clockwork now I can do it easy this one I'm so inflexible bro you're going down old man you're going down three two one I did it how many did you get 33 that's impossible P90X on react he did it did you see me do it Joe congratulations you got the most skip correct now well well done thank you just one for the road one for the road was that difficult yes yes I couldn't even do one properly all right you guys on to the next video you ready it's the world's smallest punches yeah oh this i

s going to suck oh she broke something she broke the most full contact punch strikes in 1 minute is 654 achieved by evika sadova from Kazakhstan in a minute classic Kazakhstan what did you just say that didn't even sound possible at all 654 that's 10 every second that is the record do you have a strategy like this beat her okay you have one minute to get as many contact punches as you can let's go three two one go oh wait actually hold on I forgot to tell you some say that screaming and making w

eird noises helps get get more punches punches okay ready yeah set go oh the one all fast that's good Rhythm there that was 20 yeah come on double time double time you got this I can't I can't you're doing it you're breaking the record ooh trying a new ah you're a champion you're doing it I'm going to fart f you're halfway done halfway when does it stop you're halfway done I'm halfway Jesus oh my I'm so tired I'm dying I'm si8 20 seconds 20 20 that's to it's so much harder than you think oh my G

od this is so much harder than you think do you is that it is that it for you yeah that's all I got all right great oh it's like a milking 50 cows oh my God 5 Seconds five four one I did it saddle up let's do this Ready set go oh yeah oh yeah I'm feeling good I'm feeling good bro it's hard huh wow you're going quick dude let it just flow out of you bro just flow out of you take that resentment let it fuel you put it into my core yeah baby there you go yeah breathe bro breathe don't forget to bre

athe bro oh God yeah fill me up with your juice don't faster not harder delicate delicate baby there it is 20 seconds 20 seconds bro don't stop don't stop don't stop my God my God my God my I'm good she wins she beat me oh yeah there's a power 10 seconds no your best friend Jake could do this come on pull through 5 4 3 2 1 wow congratulations Joe you got the most punches yes congratulations Julian you got the most contact punches in one minute forgive me sensei I had to go all out Justice once b

enison congratulations you got the most small punch I think he won cuz I didn't even do the last 20 seconds what do you have to say to evnika sad vofa 11-year-old from Kazakhstan girl you fast she was 11 years old look unbelievable that 11-year-old girl may think she's all great with her 600 punches in a minute but you know what she'll never experience the beauty of being a man watching a woman give birth to the child that he helped me create with his body that's what she'll never experience so

[Music] beautiful okay okay well Joe I feel like you have an advantage in this one oh come on that's not fair that's awesome bro how do I even attempt to do that could judge to make sure that no other part of her body's touching so I'm used to losing this game let's do it bring out the limbo bar holy cow this is sh Campbell she got the world record in 2010 when she was on Regis and Kelly in New York 8.5 in that's impossible I don't even know how I would have even go about attempting it okay okay

okay limbo limbo limbo oh [ __ ] that's a fail that counts as a fail limbo limbo limbo limbo limo limbo limbo Jo limbo limbo limbo limbo limbo limbo limbo Lio oh get it it's the moving part okay you got this Joe you got this Joe he doesn't bro I'm really bad at limbo once you get to his level he to like oh God oh God no she hold on so she can do you can get down like this but you got to well you got to you have to be hovering yeah how did she do that I don't know I think you got this oh my God

how do you balance like that I know oh oh oh oh oh I think that counts that look pretty good maybe that look pretty good oh we take good wow your physical comedy is not appreciated help you I barely did that last one I'll be impressed if you do this bro y you got you got Go For It Go for I can't I can't bend much more I got you I'll support you a little bit try o a spotter try try try I got you if you fall I got you if you fall come on baby yes oh my God that was aw that was awesome bro all righ

t neither of you got this one you know what either did you you haven't seen can we see what 8 in looks like 8 and 1 12 in is below the last yellow like in the middle like like right here D what what I could barely go over it let alone under it seeing this in person must be a spectacle what oh god awesome after all this we have to do push-ups knuckle push-ups Knuckles she's kicking his ass wait she's doing knuckle push-ups yeah oh she's like really push uping too she could probably pick me up and

throw me that was scary I probably would low key that wouldn't be too bad you know the most knuckle push-ups in 1 minute by a female is 70 and was achieved by Eva Clark of Australia in a minute 70 in a minute what these seem like almost like I have to see to believe it almost cuz jeez so how many normal push-ups do you think you could do in a minute on a good day maybe 20 I'm going to go for 60 right now hit the floor okay here we go Knuckles you guys ready yeah Ready Set Go oo oh my gosh are t

hese easier or harder sh wow good form everyone I'm not getting close to that in a minute I can already feel it Joe's hat is gone oh no it's like going straight up ding you know 30 Jace has moved into a yoga planket holy man this is 21 you're crazy crazy I'm stopping at 16 15 Jas wins for almost longest plank almost o he's working out those there go those ankles stretch it out going to get some up do in here Joe's starting to shake that's good that's it you got CL seconds how many did you just g

et like 53 you're doing great bud SI doing Fant done you're out of time how wait she did 20 more how fast was she doing them why he was doing them stupid F Benny that was insane W what the hell that is literal Wonder Woman dude when was the last time you did that many push-ups I must have been 17 you like PE 61 however get there before you do in the comments I'm sure my form sucked Blood Sweat and Tears you have made it to the other side how does it feel to still not hold a Guinness World Record

this is what it felt like yesterday and that's why I need a woman in my life and I'm nothing without them right like you always DM me so what did we learn today I am out of shape very much so or you're very in shape for a typical man but every typical woman and atypical woman kicks her ass that's pretty true actually yeah women are definitely the superior fact women keep killing it keep being Savages keep breaking those records it's crazy yeah I really appreciate it like you guys are always sho

wing me what I'm not good at you guys are you guys are really good at that putting us in our place thank you that was Co that was awesome