[Applause] let's talk about spring break the most exciting week of the year for college students and ganaria Gara not that bad of course one of the hottest spring break destinations is Florida where the beaches are as Bountiful as the meth dealers but in recent years the fun has been getting dangerously out of hand and one Florida city has had enough Miami Beach is breaking up with spring break shutting down spring break in Miami this year City officials told those Spring Breakers to go somewher
e else restrictions including the closing of the beach at 6:00 p.m. and liquor stores at 8 to drive the message home a public service announcement that's gone viral Miami Beach telling Rowdy Spring Breakers it's not us it's you maybe we can talk when you're done with your spring break phase Miami is shutting down spring break where else will college students be able to get alcohol poisoning and have terrible sex with each other and who is Miami to get upset with spring break one in three people
there is a DJ are they like keep it down I'm trying to be super loud over here now because of the Crackdown many students have decided to go to Fort Lauderdale instead of Miami but that's not a good idea either because one it's Fort Lauderdale and two the cops there are hassling Spring Breakers in a way that might even be worse brain break descending on Lauderdale Florida with huge crowds flocking there after Miami put in strict curfews and restrictions but fort lauderale police are turning the
festivities into a possible job offer we're out here um just spreading the message that we're recruiting right now actively for our police officers sing alongs trivia games fort launderdale police having fun with Spring Breakers are you guys ready all right you got your thinking caps on you ready to go obviously they don't have their thinking caps on then they'd get a thinking cap tan line but I'm sorry do you know howad bad your spring break has to be to want to become a cop afterwards usually
when college students get blackout drunk they wake up with a penis sharpy on their face these kids are waking up like why do I have a police badge how do you even try to convince Spring Breakers to become cops are you just like walking down the beach you guys are in good shape would you be willing to get out of shape hey I see you're blowing a I see you're blowing all your parents' money how' you like to blow an ire City's money see you're not solving a murder at the moment would you like to get
paid to not solve a murder I notice you've been sitting doing nothing for six straight hours you want to keep doing that but with a gun crushed a lot of beer today want to keep doing that but with a gun of course if you don't want good job Desi of course if you don't want to go to Florida there are literally hundreds of other fun dozens of other there's one other fun place for you to go on spring break and that's New Orleans and to prove The Big Easy still knows how to party here's Fox News wit
h a major scoop I had the opportunity to talk to one lady yesterday young lady she's a senior at Texas Tech and she told me and when I asked her what does she do the prep for spring break she says she applies her bronzer and then she does cocaine and that really goes to the heart of this that's some story she applies the bronzer before she does the line of coke she she wants to look good before she gets hot I've never heard it before right that's crazy and she admitted that oh stop I mean this t
his isn't the first time fox has talked to someone who's abusing bronzer and cocaine they've been covering the trumps for nine years hey yeah take it at least she's doing it in the right order I mean this one time I snorted bronzer and applied cocaine and it totally ruined my grandmother's funeral but the point is spring break can be risky people are abusing drugs they're getting into trouble they're considering careers in law enforcement it's frightening stuff and and that's why for the sake of
yourself and for your future kids drop out of college it's it's the only way you can avoid spring break [Music] altogether
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