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Monkeying Around | Captain Mack | Full Mini Episode | Kids' Comedy Superhero Show

Captain Mack and Samson tell each other jokes in Sky Rocket Control! Subscribe for more adventures! Next Episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9to5__VAWw&list=PL51B0F1B47A094781 Visit the Captain Mack Shop: https://www.redbubble.com/people/CaptainMackShop/shop Follow Captain Mack on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/captainmackofficial Captain Mack is back! Everyone's favourite skyrocketing superhero returns on YouTube, every Sunday at 5PM UK time! Captain Mack is a British kids' comedy superhero TV show from Fireback Entertainment. When Sunshine City is in trouble, Captain Mack launches his Sky Rockets and flies to the rescue! He'll tangle with naughty mischief-makers like Tracy Trickster, Grabby Crabby and Marty Meddler, but always saves the day using his quick wit and nifty gadgets - plus some help from his monkey engineer, Samson! Captain Mack promotes positive values for children, featuring an entirely non-violent hero and baddies who always apologise and are forgiven. It tackles important subjects like healthy eating, exercise, playing fair and being kind. With comedy at its heart, the show is packed with silliness for both kids and adults, and is 100% suitable for Sky Captains of any age! Starring Bennet Thorpe and Rikki Chamberlain. Created by John Lomas Bullivant. Written by John Lomas Bullivant, Iain Russell, Bennet Thorpe and Rikki Chamberlain. Producer Iain Russell. Distributed by Fire Mountain Productions Ltd. Subscribe to never miss an episode! Sky Rockets to the rescue! #captainmack #funny #comedy #kidstv #britishtv #superhero #saturdaymorningcartoons #fullepisode #kids #forkids #jokes #dadjokes #puns #knockknockjokes

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5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Oh no, space monsters in Sunshine City! Argh, it's a lion! Look out, a giant spider! Sky Rockets to the rescue! It's a disaster. There's no one faster! You better call Captain Mack... Captain Mack! He's no stranger to be in danger. Whenever you're trapped, you know it's a fact: you gotta call Captain Mack! Ooh hoo hoo! I'm back! Ooh hoo hoo! That was some mission! I flew around the moon backwards, zoomed into a black hole and saved an entire parallel universe from exploding! Just
another day at the office. All Sky Captain Powers in perfect  working order - excellent! Hoo hoo hoo! What's so funny, Samson? It's my joke book, Captain Mack! Listen to this. When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse! Hahaha! Very good. And this one's funny. What did one cat say to the other? Nothing, cats can't speak! Hahaha! Very good joke, Samson. What is a mouse's favorite game? I don't know. Hide and squeak! Hahaha! You tell me a joke, Captain Mack! Okay then, Samson. It'
s a... it's  a knock knock joke. So, okay. Er... Knock knock! No, no, no, er... it's a joke, so, I say "knock knock" and you say "who's there?" Say "who's there?" Ooh ooh... So, knock knock! Captain Mack! No... no. You say... the answer is that I say "knock knock" and you say "who's there?" Say "who's there?" Knock knock! ...You're there! No, I'm saying, say "who's there?" Say "who's  there?" Your answer is say "who's there?" Ooh ooh... Knock knock! Say who's there! No! Closer, good, we're gett
ing  there. So. Er... Who's there? Ooh ooh ooh... Knock knock! Samson! [Sigh] I'll tell you another one! Okay. What do frogs sit on? I don't know, Samson. Toadstools! Hahaha! What do frogs drink? I don't know. Croaka Cola! Hahaha! Very good. Why do giraffes have such long necks? I don't know, Samson. Because their feet smell! Hahaha! You could be a giraffe, then! Hahaha! Another joke from you, Captain Mack! Okay, another knock knock joke. Okay. Knock knock! Who's there? Well done! Oh, okay, so,
ahem... Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Atch Who? Bless you, Samson! I don't get it... I didn't think you would. Shall I tell you another one? Go on then, Samson! Okay, okay, okay. Where do fish sleep? I don't know. On a sea bed! Hahaha! Oh, very good. Why do birds fly south in the winter? I don't know, Samson. Because it's too far to walk! Hahaha! I'd run there! Hahaha! Where is it not safe to park in the jungle? I don't know. On a double yellow lion! Hahaha! Oh, very good! I'll have to remembe
r that one. Oh yes, yes, yes, yes. Let's do  some more of your jokes, Captain! Righto! Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Oh, don't cry about it, Samson! Oh yes! Crying! Oh, excellent! My turn! My turn, my turn! What bird is always running out of breath? I don't know. The puffin! Oh ho ho, very good! What kind of key do you  need to get into the jungle? I don't know, Samson. A monkey! A monkey! And that's what you are! Hahaha! Your go, your go! Okay, Samson! Knock knock! Who is there? Tank!
Tank who? No trouble, Samson! Oh! Oh? Oh, tank you! Tank you, tank you! Tank you, tank you, tank you. What... how do you stop a skunk from smelling? I don't know. Put a peg on his nose! Hahaha! A very good solution! What do you call a deer with no eyes? I've no idea. No Eye Deer! Hahaha! Oh, I got that one! Hahaha! What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? I don't know! Still No Eye Deer! Still No Eye... He's got no legs! Where do you find a deer with no eyes and no legs? I don't know.
Exactly where you left him! Hahaha! Oh, that's a good one! How do you stop a rabbit digging in your garden? I don't know, Samson. Take his spade away! Haha... Do rabbits use spades? Yes, sometimes they do, apparently. How do you know there's elephants in the freezer? I don't know. There's footprints in the butter! Hahaha! What's the fastest cake in the world? I don't know. Scone! Scone! Hahaha! Very good! Is that budgie expensive? I don't know. It's going cheep! Hahaha! Your turn! I don't think
I can do any more... And neither can I! I am spent! You know it's a fact: you gotta call Captain Mack! [Music]

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