How decently I asked
if you had a cell phone! I trusted you
But you betrayed me, you traitor! Didn't I tell you? I suspected this guy
right from the beginning I didn't do on purpose I didn't mean
to deceive you Why the hell are you
continuously hitting me, man? Why? What's the reason? Will you speak in Tamil
to a foreigner? - No
- Why? Because he doesn't know Tamil Do I look like an English scholar to you? Or do I look like a person who can watch
and appreciate a proper English film? Do I? You k
now you can't speak in Tamil to
an Englishman who doesn't know Tamil But don't you know you can't speak
in English to a pure Tamilian like me?! We still wash our bums in the loo
We don't use tissue paper! When that day dawns, you can
show off your English to everyone! Now you speak in Tamil DAAAAAAAAAAaaaaiiiiiiii! So far you've seen only
the Jekyll side of Bakthavachalam Today I'll show you
my Hyde side Hey Saravana! Listen
without interrupting me 4 thugs have right royally
barged into my house
Get all our men, weapons
and come over immediately Got it? Hello? Sweetie, isn't your dad around? Daddy is taking
a shower, uncle Okay sweetie, when your dad
comes out, tell him uncle Baktha- Uncle, will you
get me ice-cream? Definitely, sweetie
When your dad- And chocolate as well Okay, baby
When dad comes ou- Then milk chocolate too I will definitely do that 3 Dairy milk chocolates Yes 3, when dad- Then sweet balls, rice steam cake,
milk sweet, pancake, string hoppers... ...curd rice, twister
s, fritters, pizza,
lollypop, burger, chicken noodles ...mango milkshake
with ice cream Why are all of you
slapping me for no reason? Parents at home,
teachers at school And now you
random strangers?! If you've come here to steal,
do that and go...why hit me? If I'm called a fool and
moron by everyone... ...where does that leave me? Nobody loves me Everyone loves hitting me If God created me a fool
it's His mistake...what can I do? Why the hell
are you hitting me? If you ever try hitting this bo
y
I'll chop you to pieces Do you have any idea how much
his fragile heart must be hurting? Sir, I've got a phone Good, give it Hello...? Sweetie, give the phone to dad Daddy is in the shower, uncle What? He's still bathing Okay, give the phone
to your mummy, please Mummy is also in the shower
with daddy, uncle? Whaaat? Did I hear you right?
What are you doing? They gave me lots of chips and biscuits and
switched on Tom and Jerry on TV for me Then they went in
for their shower, uncle Could you pl
ease go
knock at the door, honey? No, before polishing my plate clean
daddy has strictly told me not to disturb It's okay to knock once, sweetie Dad will call me a 'bad girl'
if I interrupt them I'm a good girl, no, uncle? Of course, you are
a good girl, honey Just once- Uncle, will you
get me ice-cream? You wretched glutton! You got so much there
Gobble all that first Bad uncle I won't talk to you ever Any problem? Silence!! I got out of the wrong side
of my bed for sure this morning! I knew wh
en he stepped into our house
claiming to be your long lost nephew! I'm just a servant here, boss I haven't even been paid
this month's salary as yet On top of it, I'm sure the press
and media will hound us shortly Do you think the reporters
will make a bee line here? Silence! You look like a shirt in a closet
dangling its sleeves from a hanger?! All of you stand
upside down! What? I said 'all of you
stand upside down!' Are you kidding? Do we look like
school kids to you? Daaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiii!!
! Hey stupid!
Why did you do that? Come to the next room, baby Do I have a feeding bottle? Am I sucking my thumb? Or am I rolling on the floor
with my diapers on? - Am I?
- No Then, stupid! Why are
you calling me 'baby'? Don't you know
how to talk to a girl? You've grown up
like a camel! And what the hell
are you doing in my room? Look, come to the next room
silently with me, or else- Or else, what? Mommy, why do you let
random strangers into my room? Fool! What's the problem here? This little b
rat isn't cooperating, boss Brat? Hey! Mind your language Hey! Don't you know to obey? Get out So you're the gang leader
for this buffoon!? First of all you get out,
you scoundrel Are you from
the mental hospital? You crazy nut! Idiot...! How dare you enter
my room without my permission? Do you know my friend's
father is a police constable I'm going to put you behind
bars and break your knees How dare you come into
my room and boss me around? You bunch of fools! Bloody hell! Whom do you
think yo
u ar- Sendray? Are you Sendrayan? Code? You are Sendrayan, right? - Password?
- What Password? You need a password
to use an ATM, kiddo I have cash, why do I
need to go to an ATM? Chinna sent me here Didn't Chinna
give you a password? He's asking
for a password Do you believe it? It's just weed, not
some cocaine or heroin! I mentioned Chinna's name to you Why don't you
just close the deal? You're being so kiddish To you, I may be a kid To me my day has
taken a bad skid! Looks like 2 jobless jack
asses are
wasting my time by testing my patience I pooh-pooh
you nincompoops! Looks like it's my way
or you can 'pooh' away! - What is poo?
- Poo this flower - Oh, flower?
- Yes...you this flower I'm like a flower? - Yeah
- Thank you! Come on, man
He is abusing us Chinna mentioned
some code, didn't he? What the heck is it? Pa-ro-ta How much? Rs 400 for 1 packet Excuse me!
That's daylight robbery?! Just because there's no one to
question you, don't take advantage 2 years ago, tea you could get
fo
r just Rs 2.50 is now 6 bucks If tea can more than
double, why not this? Let me repeat, it's my way
or you can 'pooh' away! Okay, fine
Give it to us Hey! Police Sir, I've got a phone Good, give it Hello...? Sweetie, give the phone to dad Daddy is in the shower, uncle What? He's still bathing Okay, give the phone
to your mummy, please Mummy is also in the shower
with daddy, uncle? Whaaat? Did I hear you right?
What are you doing? They gave me lots of chips and biscuits and
switched on Tom and Jer
ry on TV for me Then they went in
for their shower, uncle Could you please go
knock at the door, honey? No, before polishing my plate clean
daddy has strictly told me not to disturb It's okay to knock once, sweetie Dad will call me a 'bad girl'
if I interrupt them I'm a good girl, no, uncle? Of course, you are
a good girl, honey Just once- Uncle, will you
get me ice-cream? You wretched glutton! You got so much there
Gobble all that first Bad uncle I won't talk to you ever Any problem? Sendrayan,
what's this? Monkey caps, boss I can see that, Sendrayan But why are you
giving these to me? You were the one
who asked for them, boss I asked you to buy
masks, Sendrayan! Couldn't you find
masks in the market? I found lots, boss Sendrayan, you went to
the market to buy masks And you found
plenty of them too But you bought
monkey caps instead Yes, boss Sendrayan, don't say yes, here But tell me why There isn't much
of a difference, boss This comes up to the chin That extends a little more
to co
ver mouth and nose Why spend that much?
So I settled for this Sendrayan, why is this alone
green while the rest are brown? That's for me, boss
I always like to be unique! Sendrayan, are we attending
a temple festival back home? We are breaking into a house 'Who are you?' Aunt, that's my friend It's me, Vellaisamy Oh...you! You scared me
for a moment But why are you here
at such an unearthly hour? You said you are
leaving at 3:00 a.m It's just 5:00 a.m
There's still half a day But I still don't u
nderstand
why you are here at this time? Uh...since you are
leaving...uh, uncle- Oh! So your uncle
called you for help? Thank God, you came Actually our maid left suddenly
because her daughter is not well Servant boy took off
yesterday of all days! We haven't even started packing!
I was lamenting about this That's why your uncle
called you to help, huh? Thanks But it isn't even that cold, why are
all of you wearing monkey caps? Boys nowadays
are very week I don't trust them But I trust you Till
I am back
you must guard them Me? I trust you completely You can do it Give it to me I must make a call before
they come back, nitwit! You blundering brat! I warn you, dad, if you step closer
I'll break your skull with this bat Idiot, are you mad or what? Hand me the phone, useless fellow Sis, are you on
my side or their side? I'm proud to call you
my bro only now My vote is always
for the hero! Idiot! They are thieves
who have locked us up Give me the phone, quick! For the 1st time in my life
s
omeone has trusted me, daddy I have to uphold that trust Otherwise, the way
you so often yell at me... ...I will really become
that useless fellow! Where is the locker? Excuse me, I wanna
use the restroom What? I want to use the bathroom After we help ourselves to your
money, you can please yourself Impossible!
I need to...right now Sendrayan, escort this girl "Ghastly...ugly!
Dirty...unlucky!!" My room is downstairs Sorry, only 1 room
is allowed for you And I decide which Do you have no shame a
t all
to stand so close to the door? Stand a little away You got me all wrong because
I spoke sweetly to you Boss has trusted me
I have to stand here Will you even rob
inside our bathrooms? So Dubeel, this is
the house he works in? Yeah, this is the back entrance Knowing you are my cousin, did he
slap you and ask for his money? He didn't know you are my cousin,
when he asked for his money But when I told him,
he started hitting me! If a chap has laid finger on you
even after knowing you are my c
ousin... ...and I'm Waka's man,
he should be minus his finger I need to pee, boss - Control it, Tomato
- I have diabetes, boss Tough to control We are in the business of
keeping things under our control! If he can't control his own piss
how can he control an area like this? Even my bladder is full now
As if I'm not holding on?! That's why you are
the 'BOSS', boss! I'll find a peeing-corner
and come back quickly We are from North Madras So you'll enter
through the rear, huh? We don't have old clo
thes for
charity! Come back next month Hit it straight, you moron Ask your servant
Kannis to come out We need to take him
to the ghetto to fix things He is busy Can't you postpone
your fixing till tomorrow? My name is Kumar In North Madras
they call me 'Auto Kumar' Oh! You are an auto-rickshaw driver? Brother, we are the gutter
Don't interfere! You had better send Kannis with us If he doesn't turn up tomorrow,
get another servant...huh? White, 'brother' is very insistent Get Kannis here Kuberan
and Sendrayan also We have some work
to do in our garage Kannis, Auto Kumar and Dubeel
are here looking for you...so come Dubeel has brought Auto Kumar? You could've told them
I'm not here, boss? Don't chicken out, man No need, boss Just come with me bravely Kuberan, Sendrayan,
you both come too You have a job to do in the garage Boss, please don't Let go of me How dare you lay
your hands on me? Get lost! You will soon hear
from my boss, Waka Don't Waka-waka us!
Just get going You don't know our
might
We are Waka's men Do you know who Waka is?! You stinking scumbag! You can be Shakira's men
for all I care! Get out Yuck! Is this a swearing-in-ceremony? No place here, chief Take out the chair Kneel down Whaaaat? Kneel down?
Your countdown has started Waka will come here for us Then you'll know our power Slap that chap, Kannis Brother, please He is don of my area...'roweedy'! How can I, bro? If you don't slap him
you must stand upside down I would rather do that, bro Without a stitch on y
ou! Stop kidding Either I must hear the slap
or his cheek must redden Or you must stand upside down,
without your clothes! Just 1 chance Forgive me, boss I swear, I'll slit
your adam's apple! Hey Auto! I don't remember
telling you not to retaliate! Hearing his name in my area
everyone will quiver and quake! Boss, I didn't
hit you intentionally He told you to redden my cheek
and I lost my teeth unintentionally? You sleazoid! You both must fist-fight
until 1 fellow faints The loser will then stand
upside down groaning in pain! You don't have to
You can sit down Why is she alone exempted? Because she is a woman What am I then? I meant pretty woman! Everyone in my ladies' club
think I resemble Julia Roberts! Can't your jaundiced eyes see that?! Some mad gang
we are stuck with The whole town praises
my resemblance to Julia But this idiot is blind My fate!! I can't hold on any longer Try standing upside down
and everything will flow back! What's all the lamenting about? Not lamenting
Just ab
using 2 fools! Which 2 fools? As if we will abuse
George Bush and Bin Laden? Only you both Only dunderheads will make us
stand on their heads like this! Sendrayan, what's this? They are standing
upside down, boss I can see that, Sendrayan But why? I told them to stand
this way, boss I'm sure they wouldn't want to
stand this way of their free will Why did you make them
stand this way? Boss, you told me to break
their jaws if they spoke I didn't have
the heart to do that That's why Sendrayan, look
s like
they've reformed now Can you kindly lessen
their punishment? Sendrayan, at least
let the kids sit! Kids alone can sit Why are you partial to them? Because they are kids People at my ladies' club
claim even I am child-like! Don't be silly, mom
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