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kids without a mother and a father. You're breaking the lineage that God had ordained for us to be able to set up His structure in this Land. Amen We have to understand that. God did not ordain for us to have a kid here, and a child here, and a child there. but yet they have no lineage. Where your people at? I don't know. Who your daddy? I don't know. Who your momma? Never met her. That's not God. That's not what God set up. Amen. I want to encourage. Fathers, if you have children out there that

you don't communicate with, that you don't spend time with... I wanna encourage you to do so. 'Cause it's important. It's important that you're in your children's life. that man sure can preach. How did daddy know him, momma? Well, they grew up, together. your daddy was a great man, also. just chose to live a different life. Would I be as great as Mr. Charlie? What? Even greater, Jacob. What do you want for lunch, your favorite? Yup, no crust! No! There's nothing wrong with... Yes there is, bec

ause it's not the way God designed it. There's too many people hurt. Amen So, we have to do better on, on how we Jacob, come on, already. We been standing here for 10 minutes now. Yeah this is stupid. I know can't we do something else? okay, okay just wait Tommy should be here any minute now we wanted to bring Kayla. No you wanted to bring Kayla 'cause you like her No I don't! Billy said you talk about her every day. yeah and how she's gonna be your wife someday Well, you did. Finally! I hate, E

ric! Me, too! Bro what took you so long? And why did you bring Eric? I didn't, he came. Well, you should have told him not to come then. You tell him! Yeah, we're not doin' that. Nah, let's go all right I have you down this end Alright, Kayla, you can be down here no she can stand by me. Jacob, just forget her. Come on, already please all right everybody bow your heads please Dear Father it's your son and I'm checkin' in Well, every good word should never end without what they call the laying of

hands So, deacon this better not hurt I will bring upon you a sword which will execute vengeance for the Covenant when you gather into your cities I will send pestilence among you so that you shall be delivered into my enemy hands a jealous and avenging God is the Lord is avenging and wrathful the Lord takes vengeance on his adversaries he reserves wrath for his enemies this Babylon, her mighty men will be captured their bows are shattered. the Lord is a God of recompense he will fully repay I

will execute great vengeance on them with wrathful rebukes and they will know that I am the Lord when I lay my hand of vengeance on them Need some more oil? Nah son there's a jealous and envious spirit that lies within you that only the mighty hand of God can free you from. So, evil spirit I command you, COME OUT oh my gosh you killed him Wow we thought you were dead. Jacob you okay Kayla Kayla? Don't you mean Stephanie? seems as if your luck on your feet is as good as mine with men. Thank you s

o much Stephanie. you know the Bible says who can find a virtuous woman Wow you ever think about becoming a pastor amen man girl I'm dating the pastor as we speak the problem is I don't know what we gonna do about his wife. she nasty you gonna Hell. Well, he'll be there with me. wow you got a wedding ring on Well, I wouldn't mind dating a pastor, single of course Really? Yes! Here, you can hold that right there a couple seconds, okay thank you. You're welcome. feel better already that's great Oh

, I get the fingertip wave oh man Jake what's up brother. ha ha ha ah well I've been here for about a week now and thinking about taking a couple of accounts and uh get in the ring. you don't even know the system. System, shmystem anyways I'll let you be hey and uh feel better Car horn beep Hold on, Tommy. I'm on my way. Hold on, Tommy. Oh, help Tommy. Ah! Come on! hey Tommy we you at? RIght in front of the hospital Tommy. You from over here I don't know why you never know where you going or whe

re you at. Tommy I'm in front of the hospital Tommy. Right in front of the entrance. Tommy, come on Tommy Come on, Tommy. you still messing around with that girl again come on Tommy she's 345 pounds Tommy just... no Tommy no. I'm standin I'm front of the hospital, right now. Tommy, I got a crutch. I'm the only person out here with a crutch. I'm right here come on Tom... I just saw you drive pass me. turn around you passed me already I'm right in front of the hospital Tommy I see you, come on com

e on I see you. I'm right here, Tommy, come on. I see you, man Stop right here, Tommy Right here. I see you, man. Come on. Alright, come on Man, the heck. (Indistinct chatter) Thanks for. Thanks for picking me up. I hurt my leg Ha. Come on, man Come on, man. Hold on, Tommy. I'm hurting. You ain't even get out and help me. You ain't no woman, come on. What you mean, I ain't no woman? I hurt my leg. and you ain't gon help me. You got one good leg left I got hurt. I got hurt. You should have called

off, man workman's comp, sum'n. Remember the last time I had to call off because I rode with you. Man, don't be blaming me for that man, that was you. That wasn't me. Had fake money printed the last time I rolled with you. Told you never bring that up. Shut up. What you mean don't... Tommy where we going. Tommy this is not the way to go to my job. There it is. What you mean, there it is. What are we talking about Tommy? you got a full tank of gas Tommy where we going come on Tommy. Tommy this.

.. this ain't going to my job Tommy Not again Tommy come on Tommy we gotta go Tommy. Tommy I'm gonna be late for work I'm already running late for work. You ain't gon be late. You ain't gon be late. Look, look. Calm down, man. Tommy no, man. I'll be right back. Here you go, man, Come on! hello yes this is Jacob yeah I wanted to let you know I was running late I got hurt this morning yeah I got I got hurt this morning on my way to work right now I know I'm running late I'm so sorry all right tha

nk you all right okay bye bye. come on Tommy come on Tommy. Come on Tommy. I'm running late. Come on, Tommy. Oh, come on. I'm late to work. I'mma lose my job, Tommy. Come on! Open the door. Here, hold this! (Indistinct chatter) So, what is this, Tommy. Is that chicken? Yeah, man. Yeah, yeah, it's chicken, man. Tommy is this fake money, Tommy? No, man, why? There's two faces on each side of the money. Awe, dang. I was wondering how they figured it out. Dag. Dag. Awe, man. I gotta go to work, Tomm

y. I can't keep doing this with you. Aye, aye, aye. Don't sweat it, man. Look, we gon leave the past in the past. We gon' move forward, right. Leave the past in the past, Tommy, what you talking about? Don't worry about the past stuff, man. Tommy, come on, man. I gotta get to work. That's where we're going, bruh. I'm already late, Tommy. I got you, man. Tommy, you're making me later. Where are you going. You're going the wrong way. No we ain't. Tommy where we going, Tommy? I gotta make a stop re

al quick, alright? What do you mean, you gotta make another stop Tommy. Yeah, I gotta make a stop, man. Just, chill out! Oh what are we doing, God? Why am I in this car with this guy, God? Go on and get you a piece of chicken, man. I don't want no chicken, Tommy. (Music) I'mma ball my fist and beat the flesh. I'mma ball my fist. I king kong on it. Marks looking for you! was he smiling or was he angry? When is he ever smiling? (knock on the door) Hold on Frank. Somebody just walked into my offic

e. sorry I'm late. Uh. I hurt myself on my way to work today. WE actually have a bigger problem, Jacob. A bigger problem? Did you handle the Pregnis account like I asked you to last week. Well, Jason said he... Jason let me get this straight Jason did you tell Jacob that you were gonna take care of Pregnis account? No! What? He's lying Mark he's lying. No I'm not. Man, you're lying. Look, it's this simple, we lost this account. It cost us $50,000. Now, can you come over $50,000 by the end of bus

iness, today? I'm willing to forgive and forget. Of course not, Mark. Who has $50,00 laying around. Well, you leave me no, choice, Jacob. You leave me very little options, Jacob. I'mma have to let you go. Come on, Mark! I'mma have to let you go. I got all of the accounts for you. Make sure you pick up your things on the way out you serious... that's... Sorry Frank, I had to handles a small matter. Like I was saying, what's the wager for this weekends bet? 50 grand, don't insult me! Make it 100!

Sorry about that (Music) King Kong on it! (Kicks) I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry Listen, man, I am really sorry. I... I didn't mean to do that to you. you could have stood up. I tried to help you out. I'll help you out. (Music plays) I done came up. I don't came up. Yeah! Kick you... I should've... eew.. I should'a Should've choked you. I should've choked you. I should have choked you out. Man, that was pretty quick, man. You in and out, already. They fired me. You serious? Yeah, I'm

serious. They fired me. After 15 years you would think loyalty would mean something to people. 15 years. Man, I can't even say I'm surprised, bro. You know us good guys always finish last Well, okay, it rains on the just and the unjust, alike, right. Yeah, you right! Whatever! You right, man! I don't care, Tommy. Aye, we need to come up with our own scheme. Aye, speaking of which, man I heard you talking about that just and unjust. What you know about that Bible, man? Well, you know, I know a l

ot about the Bible. A lot. I love the Bible Aye yo, that should be your hustle Huh? That should be your hustle. We need to scheme our own scheme. Come up with our own plans, man. We need to, like, run a church or something like that. You know, they give a ton of money, man All that money in the offerings and everything, every time they give up in there. That's why I don't like going to church. But aye, I'll make sure we go to church to get the money. I'll go to church to get the money. Know what

I'm saying? That's what we need to do. I don't know, Tommy. I don't know, Tommy. What you mean, you don't know, bro? I don't know, Tommy. No! What are you talking about, Tommy? Ain't that what you do best? I don't scheme Tommy. What you doing, right, now? What you doing, right now?You got a job? Exactly! Exactly! Us. So, look Tommy. This is Pastor Woody. I picked some of the best clips I've seen. He got the body language. He's like, doing the moonwalk and stuff on stage. Now, he's rea smooth. H

e's like Yeah, I like his glasses. I like his glasses. I'm not talking about his glasses, Tommy. Marry a man. We gotta move like a pastor. Look at how he's leaning on the pulpit, like he just lives up there. Emphasizes his words. I want to honor. So, when I say mine, I gotta put a little growl in it. Honor! You could never cover a fool You hear that. That's true. so what I'mma say is... you know men is foolish. There's man... there's people that's foolish they be running around their stores and

stuff and they be stealing off people and things like that. Running, stealing chicken from the store. Stealing bags chicken... and from going to the gas stations and stuff and using fake money and I'mma throw that out there, and them I'mma use the posture. No! Don't use that! Don't use that! Use something else, man. Come on Tommy you gotta be helpful. Use something like losing a job or something like that. Use that, or or or having crutches or something. Oh you wanna get personal, Tommy. Said I

was lucky, I'm not luck, I'm blessed (Jacob mirrors Pastor Charlie) Give me this, man. What are you doing, Tommy? Ain't trying to watch this, man. We don't got no church, man. Come on, Tommy! We gotta find a church or something. This ain't gon' work! Good afternoon, I'm Aaron Jones, and I"m... You know what! with WELY News with Breaking news. Yes, it's been reported, that Charles A. Witty the senior pastor of Aligned Faith Ministries was rushed to the hospital this past weekend in critical cond

ition after suffering a massive heart attack. yeah the heart attack occurred while he was visiting fellow senior citizens at Old Gold Assisted Living Center he's done that for years yeah soon as we get an update on his condition we'll be sure to let the public know yeah we're all praying for you Pastor Witty. You've been a pillar in this community for over half a century. Heck, even I sang in his choir as a teen. Wow. You seeing what I'm thinking? Choir girl. Yes. Don't let that... That she's fi

ne. I wasn't thinking that. Man, here! Hold that. and I'm Andrea Lavine form WELY News. Enjoy the rest of your afternoon. Peace. Yo, I got an idea. You got an idea? I got an idea. Yeah, hold on cuh. Tommy, what you doing, Tommy. Hold on, hold on. (Phone ring) Hello... yes... Sorry, unfortunately he's not available at the moment. May I ask who's calling? What you doing, Tommy? hello, here... it's for you. Claire who? Clair and Ricky's son. Hold on real quick. Mama Rose (Exhale) When did you get

here? Momma Rose you can't be doing that. Can you do me a favor? Can you grab me some water, real quick? My throat is a little parched. Alright? Thank you! Golly. Apologize about that. Well, I heard your mom was a mighty woman of God. What. Really? A minister? that's awesome. I'm sure your mom is smiling down from heaven as we speak What's that? Ha ha, that's funny. Actually, I am looking for someone to help me with this load around the church while my uncle is away Well, look at God. Yes sir. W

on't He do it? Well, just come on by. We'll do a little interview or something alright. Alrighty then. God bless you. I hope to see you soon. Alright. Bye bye. Momma Rose. Momma Rose, where did you come from? You scared me, Momma Rose. I be comin' round. Comin round. But here's your water, baby. You had it turns in here. You can't just be stopping like that. That's like quenching the... the whole Christian rapper spirit, or however you wanna call it. What he say? Come on, man. What he say? We go

t a church. Ah... Go'on get ya sexy on. (Music) Get your sexy on. Get your sexy on, Jacob. Get your sexy on. Tommy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Check it out. You like that, right? We got certifications? That's it. That's it. We ready now. Minster Barry White. Don't worry about that. Pastor Jacob Wright. Dr. Teddy Pendegrass? Aye aye aye, don't worry about that. We set! We set, man! Yeah. This gon be my photo as pastor. They gon' get me on one knee with my ordinance in my hand. I'mma just strike a pose. Ha

ha ha. I'mma make'em do a lifesize statue of me in the front. That's my dawg. Does it look right, is the question. It looks right. It looks perfect. You crazy. Ha ha. Make some money. Tommy, I need some water, Tommy. Man, drink your spit. I'm trying to handle this. Alright, here we go! Look at this, Tommy. Look at this! so we're going to do this from the beginning and we're gonna start with a c-flat. Now, you know C-flat is not my key But you always sing in a C-flat My key is a-flat that is you

r normal key, but you sing this song in a c. No. Listen, why do you always have to make stuff difficult? I'm not trying to be difficult. All you gotta do is sing the song. I don't like the key. Look! Check out the cross, check out the cross. That's what you like, right? Awe man. Tommy that look like gold. Oh my gosh, it's just one octave. You saying you can't play in A-flat? Okay, come on Tiffany I don't have time for this. Excuse ma'am the spirit is speaking if you know what I mean. Excuse me f

ellas? Excuse me? Can I help you with something. Um, I'm sorry. That look like gold. My name is Jacob I'm here I got a meeting with um Brandon. Oh. Minister Brandon. yes and what did you say your name was I'm Minister Jacob. oh did you say Minister yes that's what I said. She taking off her scarf. What she doing? She bout to fight us? (instinctive chatter) I'm sorry. I'm Tiffay. I'm the lead singer of the worship team and I don't know what I'd do without them you know. really I don't know what t

hey'd do without me. no that's the truth. well it was it was nice to meet you Tiffany likewise. Run while you can. shut up Brenda. anyway. So, is is Minister Brandon available? Yes. right this way. just follow me. Right this way. Pastor Brandon there's a Minister Jacob here to see you. Tell him come on in. okay right this way thank you. What's going on brother? How you doing? I'm doing pretty good. Nice to see you. You can let go of my hand. Nice to see you, as well. Minister, I'll be right out

here if you need me. She's, shes touchy. She's really touchy. Ewe, Lord Jesus. Did you see that man, girl? Girl you need to stop it. Mmn mnn honey. You know I'm on a mission, honey. Yeah, you been on a mission. You need to be doing mission for Jesus. I ain't getting no younger, honey. Listen. Well, you got a point, there. Ha ha. Girl, you know I'm just playing. Let me see what this other one is about. Uh oh. So, uh, are you a pastor, too? No, I ain't no pastor I'm one of the boys. I'm a deon. d

id you say a deon. yeah. hmm do you mean a deacon yeah that's right. Deacon. Deacon Deion. That's who I am. Oh Deacon Deion. That's right. Sanders that's my last night Deacon Deion Sanders. you got it, baby, you got it. like the retired football player that's right yeah they get us mixed up like all the time you know it's prime time you know, must be the money you know what I'm saying honey. You know I'm all about the money. Yeah. Okay. Well, I will talk to you another time okay. Girl, that's on

you. You can have that one. I'm happy with Jesus. Don't nobody want that. (indistinct chatter) Boy, this... let me get to my money. What's taking this dude so long, man. Oh, aye, what's up, bro? What he say, bro? come on man. Tell me, what he say? We got a church. Get yo sexy on, Jacob. Get yo sexy on. yeah baby. Everythings gon be fine, trust me. I believe he's gonna do it. I'mma do the best I can. Watch! Yeah! What you got on? That's my favorite. Ah yeah? (Knock on the door) Hold on, real qui

ck. Yeah, who is it? It's Jacob. Babe, he's right here. Babe, I'mma call you right back, alright? He's here, right now. Waiting out here, all day. Hey, come on in here, brother. Hey, what's going on man? Is everything alright? You called me like your life was falling apart. I mean, is everything okay? Everything is fine, brother. Everything is fine. Everythings fine? Not really. Everything isn't okay. Everything isn't okay. but just have a seat. Here's some mints. Let's have a talk, man. Come on

. Everything's not okay. Everything isn't okay. Have a seat. Come on brother, take some mints. Listen, I told Tommy. I told Tommy. Okay? I said, we can't do it. He said, come on bro we can do it. I said, no. I can't be a pastor. You can't be deacon 'til we get dipped in water. We got to make sure life is... is together. We got to be. Jacob, what are you talking about? There's no reason to be nervous. What? Just have a seat. What are you talking about? Just have a seat. Come on, man. Let's talk!

So, um. What's going on? Why you got me in here. So, look. My baby came to me with this great idea. I don't mean to sound crazy right now. This might sound a little awkward, but my girl has plan a little get away our opportunity is very limited. so what I'mma need you to do is hold the church down, aright. 'Cause me my bare, we're about to go away for a little bit. Time out! You said... Time out! You said to hold the church... what do you mean hold the church down? Yeah, hold the church down. Wh

at do you mean? I don't know what you talkin' bout hold the church down. Brotha, just open the door, close the door, (caugh) preach. Did you say preach? No, no. Wait a minute! I'm not ready to preach yet. I got to make sure my life is together. I can't just get up here and deliver God's Word It says be instant in season and out of season. Nah. I don't know if I'm ready for this. (Indistinctive chatter) Aye, just calm down! Look, brotha. Hold on. The Word is in your heart. You're overreacting. Tr

ust me! You'll be just fine. Look! All you gotta do is just seek God. You got this. (Indistinctive chatter) So, look. I don't really got much time. Our window of opportunity is very limited. So look, Jacob Please, don't leave me here by myself. Okay? I need. You're not gonna be by yourself. I need some guidance. This all I need you to do. Jacob, calm down. All you gotta do is get with Sister Rose, alright. I can't calm down. She's gonna give you the details and everything you need. Jacob, here's

the keys. Brotha, I gotta get ready to go. Alright, give me a call when you need me. Alright, I gotta go. Brandon, wait a second. Yeah? Um, well can you tell your wife I said congrats... Hold! she's not my wife. Not at all what can you tell your fiance... oh no no she's not that, either Well, tell your girlfriend... y'all courting each other. I appreciate everything right now I gotta get ready to go you got the keys to the church if you need sister Rose mother Rose she got you she'll contact yo

u or you contact here. She'll give you all the details Alright, brother, you gonna be just fine. pray seek God, fast, do whatever you gotta do. Take whatever you need out of the offering. Anything that you need, you can take. If you need me give me a call. Please don't call me, but if you need me give me a call. I gotta go, brotha. Tommy ain't gon' believe this. (Car horn beeps) (Car horn beeps) Stephanie it's Jacob come on. Jacob? Hey! Hey, Stephanie. How you doing? How are you I'm good what yo

u doing nothing I'm just coming from work are you closing up yes how have you been it's nice to see you I'm good I just you know I you know I been... I been... I been... I heard what happened I feel so bad for you that's okay it's alright I'm good I'm really good how's um how's Jason doing with my with my position Jason's doing very well he's doing very well what about the what about the Uh the deal the $50,000 deal that did he close it he did he did. He did, huh. He's doing great. Yeah. What's

wrong Jacob? Jacob... Jacob huh how's everything been okay good I've been pastoring really what yeah, I'm a preacher that's awesome. I see you got a new car. yes I got this one being a preacher congratulations nice I like it I like it too. It got new leather and everything it smells good want to smell it? smell good. No, I don't want to smell it, but it looks great. yeah see look at you why you say that to me like I'm a baby or an infant or something see look at me like I just started walking or

something I'm a man of God I'm a preacher now. I preach this Sunday I want you to come on out with me. Absolutely, that sounds great. Just text me directions. Yeah, it's Aligned Faith Ministries. It's right over there down down down down there you know where it's at oh my we're on the you know we got the commercials Aligned Faith Ministry yeah I'll be there you'll be there? You'll come check me out absolutely. okay so where you on your way to what you're doing where you going. uh, well... I'm a

bout to catch this bus you know gotta catch a bus yes I have to catch a bus oh man I know how it is catching buses yes it's a long bus ride to the house so how long you got to your bus come well it comes in about five minutes and the walk it's about five minutes five minutes is it a long... you got a nice walk to get to the bus stop a little bit take about five minutes to um well I guess I'll let you go then because I don't want to interrupt I'll let you go head I know you gotta get walking I wi

sh we had some more time to get up. to actually you know talk a little bit but I know you got to go you got you got five minutes to get to your bus I done already taken up another minute of your time you got four minutes. See you later. I'll see you later. See you, bye. (Car horn beeps) here's y'all waters. thank you Momma Rose. Ewe Momma Rose, this is warm. Let me see! (Spits) That is warm. You done made me lose my seein'. I can't even see where my glasses went. Right there. Oh, here, I got ano

ther one. Let me... let me see. That ain't warm Now, that's cold Now thats cold. Here you go. Here you go baby. You have a good one. Yeah. Thanks. You ready man? Yo, here you go, bro. Got you. Know what I'm sayin? That's all you need, man. It's like prophecy. You know how they... Tommy, what is this, Tommy? That's what they do, man. They be speaking that special word. You know what I'm saying? Be like, I got a word from God (indistinct) you speak that. I'm telling you they gon' love it, man. The

n we straight steal up in this piece straight steal you want me to tell people fortune cookie fortunes. dude this what you also gon' tell em. They gon' want to hear a word from the Lord. I don't know, a prophetic word, man. Get 'em that, man. Every single one of these is good. I ain't see a bad one, yet. They taste good. They look good. Man, make it happen. Make it happen. Man, it's gon' be crazy. It's gon' be crazy. I'm telling you. that's the prophecy. The prophetic word. Every church do it.

You know what I'm saying? You know what it is. Give em the word That's smart, Tommy. I know but give these to Momma Rose. Have her read them off. you know you up there, can I get a word, can I get a word. boom. Right there. Genius right? Tommy, this a good idea. I'm tellin' you, man. Genius Definitely. Oh, by the way, look... look. Check these out. so you knew, you need that anointing. and also, look, just in case it get crackin', got some extra. In case it get smackin' up in there. It be packed

. but that's baby oil, Tommy. It's supposed to be olive oil, Tommy. Don't worry about that. They won't even know the difference when the slap hits they gon' be dropping and this is just like momma used to make Woe... you know. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Rest her soul. Rest her soul. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. (knock on the door) Hold on, one second. Who is it? Hold on one second. Who is it? It's Momma Rose. Hold on Momma Rose. Hold on, one second, Momma Rose. What y'all doing in there? Nothing Momma Rose.

We prayin Momma Rose (indistinct chatter) Momma Rose, you can come on in Hey, I was just seein' if you needed some water. Yes, Momma Rose. I'll take a bottle of water Thank you very much Momma Rose. Here you go, Deacon. Thank you, thank you. You a strong woman of God. A strong woman of God She kinda Oh, thank you... thank you... thank you. Alright Momma Rose, anything else? Well you know what? I got something for you, Momma Rose. Oh, for me, pastor? These are words that I typed up and printed t

hem out Okay. God gave me some words for some people, and um... I want you to read these off, when they come up for prayer, today, okay? That way I can tell them what God told me to tell them okay I don't see no scripture Momma Rose. Listen, Momma Rose! Those are positive words, Momma Rose. It's so we can inspire people, Momma Rose. Come on, Momma Rose. We gotta get ready for church service, Momma Rose. Tommy, escort Momma Rose out, Tommy. Yes, sir, Pastor. Yes sir. Whatever you say, pastor. Sh

e kinda different, Tommy. I know. I know. Shh Casanova. Casanova Tommy, you got something with Momma Rose? Aye, shut up, man. Mind ya business. Mind ya business. That's my personal business. Drink up. Drink up. Get ready for service. You ready? Well, I'm as ready as I'm ever gon' be. just like when we was kids. just like when we was kids. You just switch me bottles of water? Come on man. You don't know nothin' bout that. Let's go. Alright, let's go. After you, pastor. After you. Alright. (Worshi

p Music plays) Good morning everybody. Oh, good morning, pastor. Good morning. Good morning. This my water? Yes. Excuse me, excuse me. Ewe, I thought you was gon'. I'm sitting right here. How you doin'? I'm fine. Alright I'm sorry. Go on, preacher. Go on. Tommy, you always gotta do something. As you know, my name is Pastor Jacob and we are here at Aligned Faith Ministries. and... um... I feel like today's gonna be a special day this is my first day actually uh preaching here. well... um... I'm e

xcited today. Today we are looking for God to do something in the house. Can I get an amen. (Crowd) Amen I'm getting loose out here. Can I get loose out here? Oh, tell me to get loose. (Crowd rejoices) Calm down. Calm down, back there. Calm down. You got to learn how to pay attention. I remember when we was kids, Tommy got hit by a bus because he wasn't paying attention. You remember that day, Tommy? I think. He don't remember because he got hit so hard. I saw when it happened. His head was crac

ked open. Oh Jesus (indistinct chatter) I didn't mean to make Tommy cry but... um... look at your neighber and say be free. (Crowd) Be free Grab them by the throat... by the throat... and say be free. (Crowd) Be free don't put your hands on me. So, we gon be free in the house, today, right? Alright, calm down people. This ain't fun. This is the Bible message. Y'all all happy for no reason. Calm down. preach pastor I'm preaching. Don't tell me what to do, Tiffany. I am so sorry. This is what I'm

doing. Tiffany I'm trying to preach, Tiffany. You, you, you need her to get slapped? I mean... (indistinct chatter) Oh, speaking of... So at this time, can everybody please stand with me? Well, Tiffany... Why you got to be the last person on your feet. You always got to be extra. You got flowers on you and stuff. You don't got to be extra all the time. Every one of your dresses look like you're a bridesmaid. You just coming to church on Sunday, Tiffany You preparing to be a bridesmaid? Why you l

ooking at me like, Tiffany. No reason, pastor. So the Lord is good, huh people? Yes He is. He's always good, Tommy. So... at this time though I can feel it in my spirit that somebody needs a healing in the house. (crowd claps and cheers) Do you feel it? You! straight from Headlands how did you like the service today it was interesting good yeah what does that actually mean interesting well the music the sermon and the energy was great I just found it a bit crazy how people actually line up to be

slapped across the face God works in mysterious ways right so if they gotta get their demon slapped out of them then I would love to be the person to slap it out of them you know oh well whatever works right whatever works so hey people came up they got the hands leg on that girl sorry about that Tommy is well thorough when it comes down to the money anything he counts for every dime I see every dime I see no but um what are we talking about about how are you gonna take me to lunch one day I me

an I could take you to lunch but it's this like it's like not smuntz like coffee clots or like lunch thing let's just say lunch for now but hey you never know what the future well hopefully well hey just call me you have my number okay well you need me to escort you out I'll walk you to your car I love the walking up outside she goes to walk that or not pass pass the Jacobs that girl is amazing me she she I she want D committee really if you ask me I'm serious anyway anyway well I just wanted to

let you know that you are doing an amazing job I mean I think I've seen so much anointing with anyone before I reach the way to spirit just be little and people I would like that oh thank you glory to God that's what I must say yeah you know we you know I was just telling you I just want to let him use you and I just need to know that he is using you I mean so much so I wrote a song you wrote a song I wrote a song and I'm hoping I'm hoping okay and then I can sing it for you I mean for the chur

ch alright one day well that sounds good but um I can't this to it right now I'm big endian I gotta talk to the Indian okay um I'll come to rehearsal we'll set up a date you can let me in a song so uh I want you let me take you someplace nice one you don't find this nice I mean it's nice what not what I had in mind look Jacob I wasn't born yesterday I know you like me and personally I like you too that was really nice yeah and I still can't get over the fact that you're a pastor and that makes t

wo of us see that's what I mean like you're so humble most pastors they are you you're different in well what if I told you I'm not really a pastor well I'm not because I don't they hey this is a date yes Jacob alright well for our little day I could have some peanut butter and jelly sandwiches with me but forgive me I wanna let you know I got the one without the crusts I love no Kirsten unless you want the one with no crust no he put a deli with no press on it well you had a cross then I was ok

ay I'm not gonna stop you from having the crust and mature but I like it with no crust you ever see the ones that got the little Ripley edges on them with no edges no get rid of you milk you drink whole milk you treat to pursue real I got everything without result or something out of this mouth come on hey you wanted to see me I was on oh man yeah obviously there's a mother all right shut your door this was my office let's go some things some things you told me shut your door yeah well I'm gonna

tell you right now right now I do not have good news no good news whatsoever okay then what's your bad news in overseeing your Pastore of certificates certifications okay honestly listen I know you mean by your certifications certifications look lower the time you talking to me - too tough right now like I said I look at your certifications and everything is now updated none of it was right anything was not authentic no it's not things in certification wagon mill we call us go next other's pape

rs right I need you to calm down first and foremost is the seal wasn't even though J owned the certifications why did we call a single company you all I'm gonna do is be legit pastor and none of your paperwork is stating that noon up this stretch I'm sorry look everybody sorry when they're caught that's the thing no you ain't preach in my church well I'm just saying I'm sorry all right oh I'll go I thank you for your time sir I just wanna I want to say thanks for everything off my lights you shu

t up wait you forgot your phone Oh we are dos I got some good news and I got some bad news the bad news in the church over each other all right so I got it you're ready to go I'll see you remember thank you the same time you know you know Mad Men you can have well congratulations master so excited for you and I'm psyched I think you're gonna be great at this I love your preaching thank you I think you know it was just starting to get fun around here hey you're different it's on Sundays no no I m

eant you know it was getting a little boring around here but you're different and so it won't be boring anymore okay oh well good evening a lying faith ministry these night services are always so special they always get new faces like tonight is a very special night to me thank you for asking me see there's a gentleman here who is our first-time visitor you see chase let's all give a hand you got though oh okay so tonight Jason let's come on stand up Jason the Lord has taught me how to forget se

ven times seventy times how's the job pretty good that's something a lot and take it away from me bless you that's a beautiful thing excuse you you see Jason here has walked away with my place of employment I say you stole my job Jason I wanted to hurt you really bad I mean really bad I've had multiple ideas go through my head on different ways that I've tortured you Jamie and the Bible says we gotta confess these things confessing them to you right now tortured you many times in my head you thi

nk jigsaw was something I've done more than jigsaw did and five of these six movies I don't even know how many movies but I did more to you than he did to people with Jesus I forgive you you forget me that's a beautiful thing as you know the Bible tells us to forgive seven times you wanna bless it oh yeah special knives bill you wanna bless him boy I'll take my dancer you wanna bless it come on we don't find out further everybody we gonna lay hands and we're gonna see how many times Jason can fo

rgive this is a beautiful moment what wait a minute okay Norton this is supposed to happen cuz don't just to see we get experience Lee you ready it's about to be pastors appreciation month so I just thought I would show my deep appreciation head where each tip oh my feeling admiration this moment plus pass to appreciation for three weeks I know I just I just thought I'd do something a little more special and a lot more sooner thank you thank you there was a lot of space and I just thought they s

hould okay if I do it at home please don't leave I mean I'm you don't have to go clean it clean the church in the office hello mama rose he'll come around they all come around oh I won't take this this - god bless you I was just was great it was beautiful I'm sorry all right yes I'm sorry well which are you interested in well located tomorrow well you just tell me when and where and oh yeah what Solaris oh you could just wear something casual crazy okay all right and I will text you the location

okay great I'll leave all right now I told you told us what did you just hear pastor Jacobs invites me to lunch and and what do I got to do with you hey you pastor Jacobson now because the spiritual Jesus connection as I was saying we got a spiritual connection mm-hmm how the other thing for that girl Stephanie oh it's not the one there's always sitting in the front row yeah yeah who ain't got a clue about what is going on she's an old co-worker of his I can tell well I can tell the two of you

that one day I Tiffany will be the first lady and you too you'll be singing for me and my man well until then can you please get your stuff so we can go first lady don't you forget her baby these girls yeah Tommy I'm here I'm ready to do it Tommy I may need to do it mashes restaurant le de que me dress in place but nobody really came out here oh and tomorrow I just thought I'd get here a little early but I see you're already here oh no I'm below early myself wait no no no no ma was early myself

- come on go have a sit really nice well I'm really just excited about finally having some one-on-one time you okay I'm a little excited as well um how would you think I wanted to let you know I'm really thinking about settling down oh no it they trying to tell me I didn't know what I was talking about but my Shanda you know I'm not getting any younger and as we know the worst thing would say eat at 5:00 tip I mean before Fonda the way the gang of Kings act that's what was this hey how are you k

now glad you could make it I'm so excited yes Paloma Paulo change Emily look like somebody didn't get them mm-hmm excuse my attire I'm just coming from the gym their attire you look fine you look good well we got some plans though she said she was in the worst congratulations what kind of congratulations was that teaching me I've got a congratulations that's more like I'm sorry you love one guy Jacob what she walked away with an attitude I started seeing out the wedding she Tiffany don't you com

e sing no songs that sound like you just said congratulations where you get here with you get your mind together Tiffany I don't know what her problem is just goes to be uplifting we ask you you make sure you bring some good songs to the table don't bring the hell with it I may have time we lay hands on you she's looking all stupid like that well I asked her before I ask anybody else if she could sing at the wedding and she gonna walk away like she got a problem like an Andy's band Landy's boyba

nd hey Stephanie don't i'm have to get deeper voice hey how you doing my stomach hey baby teeth busting out the blast Jacob when you gonna stop this foolishness he lied to the church you lied to yourself you need to tell that girl but most of all you're lying in the name of God who do you have to say for yourself Jacob I've taught you better than this ever since you were little I told you the Lord is not to be played with Tommy gotta get here man wanna late I can't recycle Oh fortunes man I thin

k that when we use that less come on Tommy times whatever young here they close though you know what so love it's too late I know the church starts I love it man but look they close early now which will they do promises get though give the words of prophecy without the words the only one but I'm gonna tour the cookies a bit yeah I gotcha okay but listen you have this thing about TV with the church I get your face you can't I'll figure something out okay just get here as fast as you can take them

talking lungs mutters hello hello gonna pay some money today faizon hand it's me baby I'm trying to get myself together is everything okay I don't know something is gone oh we're good it's tricky oh that's best for dinner Anna Jeremy's out the church that's for a little brain transplant day I got a light the candle okay and I would be without you so now No so it's not as weird as what it looks like just a basement right no smiles mrs. no little bits who where for me I'm gonna be out here until

you're done doing whatever it is that you don't just get in just just get myself together okay okay what was this this no you're in my office lawyers coming from you what are you well I'm going to brown cookies get brown cookies aren't coming when they come I'm going to show you what's going on but I put on my clothes put on my tie and that way I could get out there and deliver the word now some people some hope to doing some people we are doing a lot in the community you are doing ladies is hop

ping yes item and if you would be so kind as to get out of my way when I'm trying to accomplish things in this office then we be able to get things done but knows you want to sit here and quinsvidius time wanted cookies I know I've been looking at cookies yeah okay hey honey how every sitting out have you ever seen a brown fortune cookie it sounds interesting I want one so thank you are we ready to go please come on please please I'm not the girl okay Oh the pastor would like for me to remind yo

u that we are having a fellowship dinner after church and not to bring your own Tupperware not make you just bring your Packer plates and do whatever I want to do here not here also that there is holy water on sale in the back of the church 4:14 storm it's of $25.99 Bob greetings give one for the girl amen thank the worship team for a wonderful time of worship and before the pastor comes and brings his word because we know he has a word and we just want to congratulate pastor and sister Stephani

e on their engagement the announcement of Mina then I'll inform let him see you look at that we baby keep so um does anybody in the car here today we need a word of Prayer or anybody there's nobody you sir you would you like some prayer we all I've used the word ambassador I said that use words you better so what can I pray for for you covetousness Oh No you covered in mind Oh got to say about let's see what you got to say okay Lord you sad what's offer in it thank you give them to a man let no

man take him so we found coveting Damon better make this one count so this is so pastor you're separate y'all some fools hey hey come on dude we're finished man we're done tell me what you mean Tommy it's over man whoa whoa I don't understand what you're saying okay just what you see watch the merchandise from the mayor while having an affair with his wife do you know what you know themselves and I do Oh everybody in the college now everybody an apology and I apologize all right one more thing y

ou know what take a piece of frog and he's a phony Stephanie Stephanie I'm sorry Stephanie come on rocky right yeah I like that agent ports lucky that cooking yeah hi I'm Andrea lhave with wel y news reporting live outside aligned Faith Ministries today we're reporting on a scandal that may not only shocked this community but the city as a whole I'm talking embezzlement bank fraud Sex Lies videotape the mayor the mayor's wife and the pastor of this church so make sure you tune in as we dig into

the details of this sacred sex scandal it is cold out here they think they can keep playing me all out in the cold where they sitting up warm up in that studio no I don't think so they can they lucky I got these felonies I'll be looking for me another should be weighted I know he's trying my favor it's hard to stand what I have no new butts hard to stay all I see is red wooden you are wind they should be ways okay we save it to prove you now she will open the windows of everything well I ain't a

sking for no giveaways this one is praise muskan solutely great I know buddy she will make away even though it hurts I know that's right Rob hey this is making me work go see you close to you it's real I'm feeling like a fifty refill raka this is her in this hurry in this working when you please man Tommy what are we gonna do man what are we gonna do you're talking lover I'm talking about we got into this together so we need to get out of it listen listen listen we got into it together you right

but look you're the leader don't tell me I look even follow me everywhere system the kids for uber rule you the leader you know what cuz you the man of God you're the one that funnels to work right that's how you got a clue I came up with the plan but you're the man of God you know the truth so I left your leader I'm not God man you understand I'm not God you can't be asking me all this stuff you know I was out I don't know the answers man but I tell you what don't you go talk to the rule God n

o Sam look back go talk to him Bobby say then come back and tell me because I think the Arab answer from them too if you know anyone else don't tell me then do you know what it saw me that was probably the best advice you ever gave me man i'ma go da experienced go to my friend my he go I'm a fag no da magnet dear he can't help or hear you the Laursen up the Lord VJ cup I told you you just had to get the Lord of all Vinci no don't mama me now heaven I've been telling you since you were little the

Lord is not to be played with Jacob sorry Jacob the Lord so now it's time to fight Oh No Isis bring the message he brings the fight the good news is I'm not the Angel of Death the bad news is you can't take away her are you okay man don't take this too personally this is only protocol when you wrestle with the Lord you're gonna lose you know this a few questions for Union if you answered these correctly I'll leave you alone first and foremost do you repent for your sins and for making a mockery

of the law secondly do you believe that Jesus died on the cross for your sins in the rose on the third day and therefore you were safe yeah welcome to the family Jacob what's good y'all know what's wrong with you bro we're not all right man choosing we met what are you talking about playing around there you go you saw me bro to take you down Tommy say no one I'm telling you the truth right man all right stop playing with God man God's people me first of all who told you and you trying to be som

ebody here do you you go you go ahead and do you all right I'm gonna be out I can't do that I can't do that you when you done let me know let me know if you need some art but I'm out bro I'm out Tommy where everybody you taught me you're cool Tommy God loves you man he really loves you listen man I know man I know we don't talk about anything again you look for me she was going to church your concerns as the seas serve I come to learn that you're still horny two bars reveal what my heart knows i

s real that heaven and earth can pass away through my pain your holy holy what would you call you before you even knew you'd fall what would you say if today I told you I fell too good morning pastor how you doing this morning mu King Mama Rose I just wanted to come in and say I was sorry nah that's all I'd okay around a long time this ain't my first rodeo you're not my first pastor you know something's happening okay all right God's just trying to get the kinks out okay you'll be all right than

k you mama Rosa I appreciate that what well Tommy was just where's Tommy hmm Charlie oh there's Tommy you have a good one pastor okay I noticed you don't have a heavy yes Chandu looks some so I see you're still with us look Tiffany I just came to say I'm sorry okay I know I figured you I know I did I'm I'm sorry for offending you I'm sorry for for embarrassing you I apologize okay you're so sorry well I guess I accept your apology listen the truth is I have to accept responsibility for seeking l

ove above my first love that being God and for expecting someone else to love me and make up for everyone who didn't love me including myself I agree I mean but honestly you can't be so hard on yourself listen listen I've always admired you I mean good things that I always admired about you jumping beside the fact that you were making absolutely wife to somebody yeah and you would be a great worship leader you know but you always kept yourself together okay these words you will hear will sting m

ore than it appeared it protects the souls to bring the vise grip on the heart that won't let go don't let me go we cry don't let me go just die the process filling spheres will it believe it your appetite feed it that's a foul relieve it satisfy a PC gratified you need it patch the lab a meaning diving lined in seam is dripping leaking forget what you believe it yeah you've been dreaming of fame fortune and freedoms dead man breathing reconcile with your demons the day's your season carpe deals

but still is Jesus decease of these santa craves more chicken screaming reaching spirit man so we can see some flash deaths keep it decent 310 feet so vegan don't stare be quick she's halfway decent saw four freakin Ross moon reaping what was just the snack is now full four seasons it's wrong but reason now flows off cheating so what happened to being a light to the world key in uh sure beacon pastor you reach it exit eat the teachings but the spirit still breathing you forgotten the meaning in

the songs you've been seeing the scriptures will be three in three seasons while you're in the kingdom wash your armor pieces why are you sleeping wrong true breathing don't doubt me man knows it comes in the lust of your the lust of the flesh or the pride of life don't bristle the flesh this was in your mind No