I'm tearing my mom up dude I've already
you don't want to pipe down the nun a little bit no what I'll take sloppy 9000
we're catching on keep the video do not send the video send the video you
imagine taking a and you hear the little you broke up with a demon on her birthday
wait hold on weren't you the same guy that said you had witchcraft performed on you by your ex
and then you overdose from it all right give it up for boogie board and naked you wanted to
ask me out welcome to haunted h
omies with Matt R Elton caste and Cory sheerer a show about all
things that haunt you from ghosts and monsters to worst life decisions bad breakups embarrassing
moments and Unforgettable stories all told Live From Within Comedy Club nice thank so much for
coming bro yall so drunk already it's so obvious Jesus Christ if we kick out less than two people
this show you guys will set the record for the night okay oh yeah the last show was [ __ ] chaos
so everybody CH the [ __ ] out F out swear t
o God a fight broke out right right there you guys were
actually sitting in it yeah they were they were lesbians though so it was [ __ ] hot dude it was
probably one of the sexier fights I've ever seen in my entire life it was uh it was a good time
it was you guys see drunker but more cool it's interesting I feel like he going to be down for
a lot more man thank you all so much for coming out yeah thank you late late Monday night and you
guys are all here a round of applause to yourself Mak
e Some Noise you got work in the morning yeah
yeah getting 4 hours asleep you guys are so oh my God okay okay but before we start the show I don't
know if a lot of you guys recognize this but Elton try try talking just talk yeah I can't really talk
that well right now this is me trying my hardest to speak normally um so apologies in advance but
I sound like I'm going through puberty but it is what he has always always had the lisp though
that that that's not like a new thing that's not a si
ckness I've always had a lisp my balls
have never dropped but here we are together Elon threw up for what like 4 hours straight yesterday
yeah out of absolutely nowhere I just I died yeah and for 4 hours it was the worst pain I've ever
been in and just vomited and vomited and I know you guys are eating sorry for no reason and I
don't know why I I have absolutely no idea at all it just I have idea what's the idea okay
so this is my theory okay for everyone that doesn't know Elton is the one
in the paranormal
group that says he doesn't really believe and he tries to test the demons you guys know what I'm
talking about yeah yeah okay good in our house literally in elon's office there's over what 50
like diic boxes and haunted items and all these cursed objects right yeah at least yeah yeah
I just find it so funny that we're good good completely fine but yet the guy that sleeps with a
demon in his office don't call don't call Ginger a demon Ginger's his girlfriend yeah I probably
should have said that sorry so that's just I just I find it funny I I don't know like the odds
of literally the beginning of tour and your voice is gone it's a bit suspicious don't you think or
it's just that I work a lot and I'm tired I've literally watched you offer your soul to the devil
like eight times you think you don't think this is the devil just throat you in your sleep you don't
think there's any possibility of this wait so you don't you think the devil's just playing hard
to g
et cuz the last time I offered that was like eight weeks ago and he just waited a few weeks to
be like let me get him when he's not suspect not going to go on your time that's not how fantasy
Works got he can't be can't be when you want it dog and now look at you on stage no voice down
damn wow okay well I got a question for yall if you knew that once you died you would become a
ghost what kind of ghost would you become like would you haunt people would you just be chilling
like would you j
ust be a ghost that like flies to cruise ships and then you just sit on the Mickey
boat all year o oh I know what I would be I'd be a ghost that had ice cubes for hands and just would
always make people's soft right when they didn't kneel on it wait what I just want I just want
to I just want to go I just want to completely destroy the male psyche and every time some dude's
about like oh I'm about the this hot no that's it that's all I want to do no one no one would ever
think it's paranorm
al worst I would be the only ghost that would never get caught you would never
catch me it would just be whiskey nope just me as a ghost just ooh tiny huh that's an interesting
ghost I've never heard of that kind I don't want to hurt anyone you know what I mean yeah what
about you Matt I think maybe I'd want to be a shadow figure a shadow figure yeah I feel like
it's as close as I can get to being black like I in for life that's not racist it's spiritual
just kind of curious and also what I
love about shadow figures is like they're they're kind of the
most mysterious of the ghost like nobody knows who they really are and I think that's kind of the
fun in it you know what I mean like some people shadow figures are often like the doorways of a
bedroom and somebody's like Grandma you're like no B people never really know who a shadow figure
is like that that to me is appealing about it I can see that okay what about you who would you be
or what would you be let me think I think
I'd want to be like a gay ghost bro you're you're a gay
alive like what do you mean how much gayer would you get after death like I just wrote around like
Boo Boo you know but like I want it I wouldn't haunt like normal places like I would haunt like
a JC Pennies or something you know one of the gayest places you could right yeah that's what
I'm saying this skirt for $49.99 boo that's what I'm saying like I'm hiding in an aisle people are
constantly walking by and they just hear boo but I'm
not trying to scare them I'm just like judging
them really you're going to wear those jeans with a denim jacket B we can combine superpowers and
just only go after straight guys you're like Boo and I'm like tiny anytime they [ __ ] anytime
they try and have straight sex we're like nope wow we would be great ghosts what and then he's a
shadow figure just watching in the corner oh he's the he's just hiding back there as a shadow
okay that was funny that was good stupid that would be the wors
t Disney character ever Donald
Donal Carter Jesus Christ welcome to the haunted homies podcast where we talk about paranormal
stories also don't know what's going to happen we want to play a game with you guys you guys
down for that yeah yeah okay so who's familiar with would you rather [Music] me right right so
I guess the way the game is going to go we have some stuff that was already pre-written back there
in a jar and we have to pull it out and whatever it says on the piece of paper tha
t is our would
you rather and so we're all competing to get you guys to cheer for our answer you know what I'm
saying you get it so you guys have to you guys are basically the would you rather we're going to
we're going to give you our proposals try to sell you our point and then you guys we're going to do
a a round of applause at the end for who you guys think you would choose Fair everybody understand
the rules it's basically would you rather versus because we're all very argumentative th
at's why
we Ghost Hunt together to argue about things this is a great way to argue a little bit warm up a
little bit we've been friends for years we've gone on So Many Adventures and we still argue
the fact that you don't think ghosts are real and it drives me insane do you understand they're
not what are you saying bro they're not real you have been to the same place as I've been and
seen the exact same thing oh that's a crazy thing that that would happen yeah it isn't
that crazy I've bee
n in all the same places you round of applause who believes in ghost
like who's like for sure this real thank you you don't believe what do you believe in just
[ __ ] creatine you strong B dude oh my God they're real dog why don't you believe I expence
cuz you haven't experienced it you ever done anal no on you doesn't mean it's not real right Cory
that's a good point but I have seen it he said he's seen he seen it all right I've seen
it though he's Donald cuck I think I think I feel someth
ing all right who wants to draw
who wants to draw first let's have you two go against each other me versus Matt yeah you
two go against each other all right go ahead baby boy all right again to clarify their goal is
to argue to you why you would rather do what they have pitched that's you're you're cheering for
the thing you would much rather do as opposed to the other person okay would you rather get
unlimited McDonald's but you have to summon a portal in every McDonald's bathroom you get
food
from that's not that bad or every time someone sings Happy Birthday you have to take your
pants off and streak the entire length of the song Happy Birthday to [Music] you all
right as long as it's this version okay cuz the Black version is like seven minutes
long it's a much longer Happy Birthday song bro is it really yeah you've never heard
it no are there any black people here at all happy birthday to you okay happy
birthday to you happy birthday happy birthday to you did you guys e
ven celebrate
February what the Ontario Jesus Christ sorry okay that's how long your dick would have
to be out if you if you use this one so would you rather what was yours again it was get unlimited
McDonald's but you have to summon a portal in every McDonald's bathroom you sound like you'd be
doing the janitors a favor that sounds like you're using a glory hole in the McDonald's bathroom
get unlimited McDonald's what hello is Big Mac in there who ordered the small fry
that's sweet and so
ur God I said no pickles or someone to streak every time someone
sings Happy Birthday it's someone's birthday all the [ __ ] time and women have month-long
birthdays that is true that's pretty much every day multiple times a day okay all right listen
cuz as a say you're working with some magic right you got a good piece on you you want people to
see it you would go on Facebook and be like hm whose birthday is it today seven friends is it
is it your birthday it's your 50th birth God I mean c
ongratulations that's um happy birthday
but every time they got to celebrate you were like ah here's a here here's your gift you got a
little ribbon now I have to get naked it's your birthday I feel like we should see your suit
you know let's see uh remember this is what's going to happen to you anytime someon sings
a happy birthday you are the one has to get naked not you it's not you it's you guys yeah
you perverts yeah if you have kids you're not attending any birthdays ever again yeah I
think
so see unlimited McDonald's doesn't sound that bad now does it I mean if you have unlimited
McDonald's nobody's going to want you take your pants off theying happy birthday happy
birthday if you would rather have unlimited McDonald's but have the summon a portal in a
bathroom every single time make some Round of Applause yeah yeah so that means
everyone else here would rather get naked and streak around every
time they had the birthday song say that makes no sense you [ __ ] degener
ates
what's wrong with it how good are y'all's you're like I hope it's somebody's birthday cuz
uh they got to see it would you rather have unlimited food or get naked naked duh oh
my God I'm trying to beat up this pinata dog oh God all right so I win that round I guess
one point for Matt one point for Matt now me versus Elton yeah King of the castle King
of the castle I'll pick two and I'll give you the one since you're the reigning champ I
cannot believe Matt took the i' be taking it h fo
rgot what that meant all right I think
this is a harder one for you to argue uhoh enjoy one of the main points of this show is we like
to hear your guys' paranormal stories it could be anything from a ghost experience something
that happened to you growing up or it could even be just a memory that has haunted you and
uh the Stories We Got Tonight are pretty insane we'll start it with a spooky one and then I have
a lot of questions for this guy the log line says my exgirlfriend was doing a l
ot of Witchcraft on
me is that a normal thing like Make Some Noise if you've had someone that you dated do witchcraft
on you what that is an abnormal response did you really we'll get to you in a second what's this
what's this experience first okay so it starts like this kind of hot my ex-girlfriend was doing
witchcraft on me she'd be taking my baby teeth my blood my fingernails and my hair it got so crazy
that she'd see demons on FaceTime when I would talk to her and it led to a moment tha
t changed
my life forever on her birthday actually and it ends there she took his hair his nails and his
baby was she a Roomba just picking up [ __ ] off the floor what the I mean I get what to do spell
Bells right that's why she would be using all that St how is she getting the baby teeth did she go
to her mom or go to his mom yeah it's a story written by 9y- old how old is the person 21 21
21 yeah I mean look I mean I would you rather your girl is stealing your baby teeth or she has
an o
nly fans only fans all right all right not women who have only fans okay everybody else Jesus
Christ that's got to be somebody's only fans right where they're just like pulling out their baby
teeth I'm sure I'm sure I don't think the age requirements are met in that situation probably
not good point uh it it ends talking about her birthday but what happened on the birthday yeah
where's uh David David where are you at where oh you walking up there he is of course he doesn't
have sleeves on o
h no she took his sleeves hey give it up for David y'all DAV what up dog what
up man cursed what's up [Laughter] man all right dude you got to so you you got to walk us
through this experience like tell us tell us a little bit about the relationship how it
started to get Incorporated she started doing like witchcraft on you and then end on what
happened with this fck birthday dude oh for sure so yeah hold on a second hold on a second
a good teeth okay make a sh make sh make a sure go ahead
so yeah like um I just graduated from
high school and I uh met this girl on Instagram and we started talking and everything and um
she would be telling me that she would be into Witchcraft and stuff I would be into playing
Ouija boards and I would be going to haunted places and stuff around this time too like I've
seen doors Slam by themselves and everything like that yeah literally like since uh sixth grade so
basically uh when I was dating her she would be asking ask me questions like oh
could I have
your baby teeth I didn't think nothing of it so I just started giving it to her wait wait
I get mad if my girlfriend takes my sweatshirt yo that's hilarious like girls girls steal
the boyfriend's hoodies and she's just got a little necklace of teeth what so what she
randomly one day was just like hey do you know where your baby teeth are yeah literally just
one random day yeah did you give them to her yeah that's how young and horny guys are dude yeah
totally whatever as long
as there's less in your mouth how far into this relationship were you when
you gave her your teeth like a like a week a week dude start with a promise ring something oh my
God okay okay so you you gave her the the teeth and and then had the relationship progress so yeah
she'd be asking me questions like oh could I have your fingernails and stuff what what did she say
what she was using any of this for oh yeah yeah what' she say she was basically saying like we
would be cuddling and she'd be
like could I have your fingernails and your toenails when you clip
them I didn't think nothing of it though that what do you mean who did you date before this that you
were like oh another one of these a the classic toenail Laona what the dude okay continue so yeah
like she'd be asking that and stuff and I would be uh just giving it to her and this one time I was
in her kitchen and I was like cutting a fruit or something and I cut myself and she's like oh don't
do nothing she comes and lik
e takes my blood and she's like you're okay now what okay let me ask
you didn't think anything of this this is a kinky relationship at this point you've now given her
baby teeth fingernails and blood yeah have you had sex yet I that's a no that's a no that's a no
that's a no dude I swear I swear she's going to me I just got to give her my baby teeth one more
fingernail one more nail that's all she the only thing he would let her do is he had to wait till
she got on her period he was like st
ay right there her blood as well what the David okay continue
so yeah like uh we would be on FaceTime and stuff too and she would be talking about like demonic
spirits and stuff and I remember like my parents would tell me that uh Jesus Christ said that
onethird of the Angels fell from heaven so I just knew these were fallen angels that she was
seeing on on FaceTime and I thought at first I was like maybe she just seeing things but no as
the relationship progressed no she actually was seein
g those things well she saw she she said
she saw demons yes like around you in her home just around like uh on her FaceTime we were on
FaceTime when she was saying that that's that's bad service you know a little dog filter you
know how you can put filters on FaceTime now put a little devil filter that's insane okay so
she said she claimed to have seen demons at what point did you realize she was doing witcraft on
you so she would kind of like uh the way she would say it too she was like I'
m doing witchcraft on
you but I thought she was just joking just said it no no no but tell me the way she said it
go ahead that'll make you better I think even like her ex-boyfriend she had like a voodoo doll
of him but she told me that after the fact what yeah did she ever do anything to the voodoo doll
while you guys were together um she never told me about it it's when we broke up she told me about
it oh as a warning as a warning yeah like I'll you up too basically yeah yeah okay I can't
how many
teeth did you give her still stuck on the teeth I think it was like dude how are you not stuck in
the teeth wait it was just like one or three is that why you say one or three one to three did
you say one to three you said one or three yeah number we all know the difference between one or
three you know there's a number in between that right yeah maybe two maybe okay sure so wait did
she ask your parents for the baby teeth no my uh my parents didn't care for her okay they didn't
care for her great parents David that phenomenal intuition it sounds like your parents didn't care
for you either how you no like my parents didn't Tooth Fairy your parents didn't know any of this
no they didn't know any of this they still don't know this they still don't know this not really
what the your parents don't know about this uh not like these details specific specifically
know this is this is how your parents are going to find out that you gave away your baby teeth
to a demon pre
tty oh yeah pretty much now what which now what officially witchcraft did did
she tell you any spells that she did towards you or at you or on you um well can you can
you show me where on the bottle she put the hex on what happened to you now like we would uh
be cuddling and she'd be like poking out my hairs from my head and I'd be like what are you doing
scalp myot massage what but yeah like did she say anything about any spells um she would like talk
about Moon spells and stuff like that
oh one of those let's be honest though you're cuddling
she's plucking out your hairs were you into it I was kind of weirded out to be honest
but like in a good way uh I mean you stayed with her right shortly after yeah how long did
you say how long did you dat her for honestly it was just a couple months maybe like two
months three months too long and then what was the breakup process you called things off
uh yeah so it was kind of a crazy process like it was actually on her birthday and so
it this
actually took place that's kind of on you dude a little bit you broke up with a demon on her
birthday oh no like uh some teeth so basically like I was with her like in her car and her
friends were there and they basically gave me like an edible I almost ate the whole thing
and it had the same uh substance I think uh that's in meth and I had a drug over do on
on that day this story keeps taking turns dude wow the same substance she would she gave
you meth so that you'd lose the res
t of your teeth yeah we're catching on yeah okay all right
all right all right so you did meth then what yeah I had a I had a drug overdose after and then you
overdosed from it basically yeah they took me to the hospital all the ambulances were coming and
everything oh my God so then in the hospital were you like it's over or was she like I can heal
you like what what how'd she react to that so basically we were on the next day and the day
I actually came back from the hospital I was on You
Tube and I watched this video and the video
was 23 minutes to hell and I watched the video and I didn't know where like when I almost died
I didn't know where I was going to go like I I believe in heaven and hell but just because of
who I was and what I was do and like I thought I was pretty much going to go to hell so when
I watched that video like it really scared me then I would be on FaceTime with her and then
she would be like you know laughing and stuff God damn oh my that's the most
evil [ __ ]
I've ever heard babe I think I'm might go to H that's terrify so how did you end things
with her how how was the official breakup I would say uh literally it was just like
maybe like a a normal breakup process no it wasn't so like I want you to know right
right now nothing about any way you could have done it was a normal breakup process
it was over I think like on call it was on a call yeah okay so basically I was trying to
break up with her but I physically I didn't know I I
didn't really feel like doing it so
she did it for us so it was really weird and she didn't like curse you or say you're going
to Ru the day oh no no she didn't she didn't curse me and you ever heard anything about a
voodoo allll about you or anything like that uh no it's kind of cool I actually talked with
her recently wait wait I shook your hand dog no she trick you into taking meth and you're
like she's pretty cool she knows some cool people so yeah like well basically I want to
tell yo
u guys about this um this experience I had in August of last year and this kind
of led me to it so basically in I'll would say August 1 I hit rock bottom like I was my
parents basically like kicked me out of my house and everything and when I was ins
inside my living room I literally had a vision of Jesus Christ like Jesus Christ
literally came to me and I felt the Holy Spirit descend on me shortly after I started
speaking in a Heavenly language and everything Spanish that is Jesus's langua
ge iOS so yeah
like basically when he gave me the vision it was me and him and we were sitting on a bench
together and he looked at me and he said you're going to be okay my son so I gave basically
Jesus Christ basically all my life I had like $1,000 worth of like Spirit boxes Ouija boards
I literally broke everything I broke everything a lot of my horror stuff like four like uh like
$4,000 worth of horror movie stuff I threw like everything like I was throwing everything so
you you kicked
out of your parents house you were in the lowest moment of your life were you
basically homeless when when you had this Jesus experience yeah and the first thing I brought
with me at the time I didn't know Jesus but I brought the Bible it was just an instinct
like I knew and you saw Jesus like you had a you had a vision of you and him on a bent so
you did math twice that's what's up I could just see Jesus being like I will forgive you for
everything you've done but first I need your baby t
eeth oh my God if Jesus asked for a b but yeah it
was just like it was a really wild experience too because it really like shook up my whole life and
then the Holy Spirit was telling me he said that you're supposed to forgive everyone to love your
enemies so basically I just told her about Jesus and you know just planted the seed with her she
just burst into flames or what was she not happy about it um she was kind of receptive a little
bit Yeah surprisingly a little respective yeah interes
ting so you don't think though like there's
no chance that she didn't take your hair and your blood and your fingernails and your baby teeth
and turn you into a voodoo doll right I don't I don't think so no and it it was really crazy too
I want to tell you guys this too because like um when I when I would be like into like going to
like haunted places and stuff like I always kind of Wonder like what are these things and stuff
but when I got saved by Jesus Christ when the Holy Spirit came on
of me then I literally started
going to my friend's houses and there was fullon exorcisms in their houses like literally through
God literally [ __ ] healings too people's like whole rist got healed and everything no way 100%
that's [ __ ] insane dude and I have videos of it all what I have videos of it all yeah of
course the projector's broken you have videos of people's wrists and wounds miraculously he
healing in front of you uh not the wrist one but the the exorcism yes and what what d
o you
visually see in the exorcism video 100% yes you see the Manifest see what do you see though
what Happ what what does it Vis visually look like the demonic spirits uh they talk out of
them there was this one time I brought one of my friends to a FedEx parking lot and through
the Holy Spirit he started speaking sh we're learning B yeah like it was basically like
through through the Holy Spirit like when I was doing Deliverance on my friend uh he started
speaking in a in demonic tongues
and his eyes started rolling back in the middle of a FedEx
parking lot I think it's called a heat stroke in a FedEx parking lot literally yeah is it
what in the name of Amazon Prime I Rebel you that's what it's short for fed exorcism fed
exorcism I'm fed up with exorcisms interesting holy this story unraveled so yeah like it was
a wild experience so basically in August like what I did was I just believe that Jesus Christ is
Lord and once you believe in him then you repent of sins too so th
at's a process that could be
any type of sin and then he gives you the Holy Spirit and when he descends on you he leads you
to live a Christian Life and yeah so so when when you when you hit rock bottom and you had this
um this premonition of of him and you on this on this bench and everything this was after you
overdosed it was he at least like hey sorry I'm late this was like I would say like uh I would
say like maybe like a year and a half after a year and a half after that were you were
you
not like dog I didn't know where I was going and he was like tea time whatever I was at supper
yeah like like when he when he gave me like that uh Vision I just felt like complete uh peace
I think I I was crying like 30 minutes after that's [ __ ] amazing I'm so happy you had that
experience that's so cool isn't that so cool the very real experience Jesus Christ Jesus Christ
I love this dude this is one of the best stories we've had so far yeah wow what did uh what did
Jesus look like
so basically he came to me in a way where I recognized him because when you read
when you reads go God's words he's uh he's Jewish so he's darker skinned but he came to me in a
way that I would recognize him in a white robe and everything was it Bill Cosby oh man bro if
it was wouldn't you be like ah to hell we go D that's awesome man you know I don't I don't know
how much I I know for sure about heaven or hell I hope it's real fcking I hope it is and that to
me like that that version of i
t makes the most sense to me that Jesus would take a form that
you recognize it's probably it's probably not one person that we all seen painted pictures of or
whatever it's probably whatever makes you feel the most comfortable and resonates with your soul the
biblical Jesus it's uh God the Father Son and Holy Spirit and I want to tell you guys this too this
happened January 17th so I went to this Christian uh uh event and John Ramirez he was a Satanist for
25 years and he came to Christ an
d he was casting demons out of me at that time and that night when
I went to sleep uh the Lord took me up to heaven like my soul left my body and I literally saw the
top of Heaven 100% welome [Music] [Laughter] to dude this is Fu incredible this is one of the
coolest stories I've ever hurt wow thank you thank you of course man I mean do you guys have
questions I HT it all shut up oh I promise you there's not a cooler story than this okay this
is insane to me dude uh I David I I can't thank
you enough for sharing the story man I really
appreciate you coming up here opening up about it on this thank you thank you this next story
is more of a memory that would haunt someone not so much of a paranormal experience and I
kind of want to hear you read this one yeah this is a this is going to be fun the scary
part is me going to be trying to read out loud the okay so the time I was hooking up with
my ex-girlfriend in her family's bathroom and her mother came in to take a and I was hi
ding in the
shower and got caught and arrested great followup the title yeah um a lot of spelling errors as
well in case you guys were curious all right I have really haunted stories but I'm going to tell
you the most embarrassing story and funny story my ex-girlfriend called me over to hook up so
they only have two bedrooms in the house and she shares a she shares a room with her brother like
bunk beds like what the is the situation so we went into we went in there one wrong there went in
their bed one bedroom that the whole house shares so we start hooking up and her mom is knocking on
the door so I was getting down so I was getting down at the time covering her mouth try trying not
to make her scream because we were getting down like heavy so I it do not say that swear to God
every detail we was like getting down heavy so I hid in the shower this how I imagine him speaking
actually in the shower and her mom came in and I was behind the shower curtain laying down and her
m
om took the biggest massive diarrhea sh the smell the smell nothing could ever compare and being
the and being the assle I am I recorded it you better have the video you better have the video
and then she heard the camera record you imagine taking a and you hear the little ding or the
flash goes off she she went and pulled back the curtain and I was butt naked so I ran out of the
house and her father chased me down and the best part is I left my pants in the shower with my keys
and my car w
as locked so I hid in the neighbor's Bush they called the cops the cops found me and
arrested me for like 3 hours but naked of course they gave me clothes and her mom is like one of
those super strict moms so it was pretty much over between me and her because I send everyone I sent
sent everyone the video of her mom her brains out because her mom basically the biggest Karen you'll
ever meet Dude you posted a video of her that's not being in Karen oh my god um she's the biggest
Caren you'll
ever meet my ex-girlfriend forgave me two different words she put my ex-girlfriend
forgave me but eventually a couple years ago she was getting married and I the night before her
wedding okay I don't even know how to fix that I ran into her at Walmart and we all get up in the
more in the dressing room what I ran into her at Walmart and we all get up in the dressing room
at Walmart where like the lingerie is yeah is an employee is an employee is an employee caught and
the cops came again but
let's go to the cop end up giving giving me a high five afterwards because
I explained to him that this was my girlfriend and I wanted to hit it one last time because the
last time her mom blocked me and basically sh is everywhere end of story wow give it up for that
that was good man emotional emotional Ontario public schools huh huh like to tell the story
wait that's you it was speak to text it was speak to text wait hold on weren't you the same
guy that said you had witchcraft performed
on you by your ex is this the same ex no no no different
different oh okay that's better come up yeah God damn Jesus that the best part no I'll come up
I'll come up I'll [ __ ] up for you don't have to go the long way you why all the way around
it's dramatic are you stopping at the Walmart dressing room where are you going bro could
not have went longer he went he almost went outside Jesus a you know how I know you're
a good talker cuz you talked and walked with your hands I know bro you c
an sell at a
kiosk for sure what's up man good to me I can't wait to hear this is going to be
good I cannot wait to hear this you smell fantastic I think the audience should know
that you smell great D first of all what's up Ontario there we go yo give it up for these
yo give it up for these guys who literally sacrificed their souls for our entertainment for
sure that's true they go ghost hunting every time for entertainment I want to say thank you because
now I'm go something oh go hell y
eah this is not you're the sexiest mom I've ever seen all right
well first of all first of all what happened was basically oh shut up you guys want to hear about
the ex-girlfriend this story first we'll stay here this you the the daughter in the bathroom with
the the cops basically basically sister's best friend her dad's close with my dad you know we're
like kind of hooking up on a side action no one knows about it okay she's she's sharing bed like
bedroom with her brother at the time this
like 15 years ago you know what I'm saying okay so she
calls me up like 3:00 in the morning come down to her house literally snuck in the bathroom window
getting down nice heavy get heavy mentioned heavy getting down guys he's a pro so there's only
one [ __ ] bathroom in this house like legit one [ __ ] bathroom it's like 3:00 in the
morning her mother's pounding on the door right she got me butt ass naked legit butt naked
but she's wearing one of those like [ __ ] gowns so I'm just like 7
7 something like that did
she just get done watching a Lifetime movie I picture him having one of those night caps on like
Scrooge McDuck would have 100 he's like holding a lantern continue so anyways so she's pounding
on the door and I'm like [ __ ] right she she goes and says one second she flushes her toilet I
jump inside the shower close it this start taking the biggest ever I'm talking just loading out do
you have the video of the I have it in my email so what we could do is afterwards
I could find the
video attach it to the Pod episode okay and I'll attach it I'll send it I do have the video why
not just not take the video cuz then we'd have no story it's no story there's no proof I got to
tell everyone what the happened literally you see my and all of a sudden you hear wait keep the
video do not send the video send the video do not send the video out and also you here you
see my dick and all sudden you he go what the open it up and I go ah jump out start running
her d
ad is huge so he's chasing me jump inside the like neighbor's like yard light goes off
her father's screaming running neighbor seen me I guess I don't know called the cops cops came
got me actually her mom she wasn't really a caring cuz she bailed me out like she she said it was
the mom bailed you out she saw your she see my dick she see my for sure for sure and you still
posted the video well yeah she bailed you out I I didn't post it I I sent it out to the to my
voice that's not better ye
ah that's how videos get out also I just can't I was kind of a dick
I'm not going to lie dude I can't it you don't understand how funny it is to me personally the
idea of a video of just somebody's scared but hard in a shower and you just hear and literally
you see it defl that's the funniest thing in the world to me see defl she shouldn't like you hear
it and it well I want to thank you for sharing your story oh now the Witchcraft story is [ __ ]
up we're going to do one story at a time yo
u know what's also hilarious about this usually we're
like all right is there a Josh here we didn't even get to that what if it wasn't you the whole
time it's not that guys it's not me it's not no really but ex-wife not ex-girlfriend this was an
ex-wife wit story oh we can only do one story at a time story at a time is that is that the end story
no yeah it's the end of the [ __ ] story J thank you for sharing the story dog one story at a time
baby thank you give it up y'all appreciate you d
og e no it's our story now you don't
get to have it no it was pretty gross man man one more time for Josh
everybody he plays at a piano bar sexy Hamburglar he said he's going to
send me the video he's gonna send it to you yeah he's getting my eye cloud good good
that was a good story yeah he's going back in a long way again there he goes he's like
right there all right one more paranormal story yeah you feel up to you want me to
read it I can't read it I'll read it I'll read it I swam in a
satanic tunnel naked on
a boogie board before that I heard a person scream okay wait wait so you either heard a demon
or you scared a child it was around 1:00 a.m. in the morning that's when that is I went to the
cobs estate haunted forest we were heading to the ritual tunnel we were hearing noises along the
way of the path we finally reached the tunnel we went inside and made it all the way to the very
end we heard a woman screaming outside the tunnel we were all spooked I was with two fr
iends at
the time but before we headed out I grabbed my boogie board and swam butt naked in the tunnel
eventually I had a supernatural encounter that changed my life forever wait wa wait that should
have been the story can I say something does the story say we heard a woman scream so me and
my two friends got naked and started Boogie boarding maybe she's drowning I mean I've been
in that tunnel before there's no water in it I've been in that tunnel numerous times there is never
they blocke
d off the dam I don't I don't know what they're just laying on a boogie board on concrete
just Surfs Up dude there's no water in there dude where where where is this Cobbs estate LA area
LA area yeah and they do like a lot of Satanic rituals there is that is that kind of the thing
yeah it's it's known for it once one starts it keeps going I just I cannot get with that dude I
like why why are you trying to summon something up it makes no sense to it's fun no it's not
yes it is no it's not so
you want to talk to ghost I'm going to bring David back up here to
do a prayer for all of us if you don't shut up dude and I'll read I'll read my own I'll read my
own okay dude it's terrifying to me so you go the people go to these tunnels they try to conjure up
the devil and then why first of all why did you have a boogie board that's that's the biggest
question where where where is Michael huh you back there Michael Michael give us a right there
there you know you can use your words inst
ead is walking through the darkness with dude put your
hood down dog you what the [ __ ] stop being so scary right now say something Michael Jesus
Christ you still haven't spoken wait before you get on the stage can you speak yeah God all
right give it up for Michael y'all Michael what up Michael good to meet you brother you have the
energy of somebody who works at a blockbuster you really do man I like your energy a lot yeah you
can stand right here also you just don't look like the kind o
f guy who was like I'm ready to
go dick out in this Tunnel right now you don't wreak of that energy man you you're fascinating
to me so can can you kind of walk us through this journey a little bit why why were you
going to the tunnel in the first place yeah so I mean like bro I wouldn't let you anywhere
near a school I want you to know that right now yeah you know I I heard that this place was
you know like haunted uh and so I like like specifically I was I was trying to find theual
tunne
l uhhuh just to just to check it out and so I I brought a bookie board cuz like I I thought
it would be funny to just go in there and just be like hey you know we are on the way like
we we're just going and we heard these like crunching sounds around us so kind of felt like
I was being washed a bit and yeah we just went forward just kept trying to go to the the tunnel
it was pretty dark So eventually we found the tunnel and it felt like a mile long honestly how
long is the tunnel it it's pr
etty long I mean qu a mile you think it felt like it took a good
amount of time and so there was water me and it was it was pretty dirty and and you still got
naked tunel water yeah I'll I'm getting there I'm getting there I'm getting there bro I'm getting
there like as we're going we saw this like wooden like figurine just on on like a little ledge it
was just kind of weird I was like okay this is this anything who knows and then uh yeah I mean
like actually right before uh we were going t
o like like like like before I was going to just you
know strip down and Boogie Board I literally heard this woman scream and they're like ah and like
was like a high pitch scream yeah yeah is this after you pulled your dick out what was that
this was this was after you pulled your dick out or before I think it was after yeah was that
makes sense that makes sense this actually makes so much sense this isn't paranormal this isn't
paranormal at all that would have been me 100% should be a cas
e that should be on active Patrol
right now okay so you hear this scream and you're like that was weird and you just got in it's like
yeah okay well okay well there's that and here I am so didn't you say the water was disgusting and
you were like I'll put my bear in that yeah and I I mean like like I thought it would be funny
so I was like okay let's do it you know and so yeah and so like I uh the other two people
there were are like like let's get out of here they're screaming it's like wh
at are you doing
and I'm like no let's go for it so did your other two friends know you were going to boogie board
dick out I I I mean who knows did they also pull their dicks out I I I don't I don't re call that
happening now you'd you'd remember if they did dude I got to say real quick I am praying that
the next story says I went to a demonic tunnel and I saw a naked guy Boogie boarding oh yeah D
no but like but like like like here's the thing like I I I think that it definitely was some
kind of a demonic influence because you know you know later like I I got into like a conspiracy
theories and I was just really curious right and eventually that that led me down a path of kind
of just like like questioning everything a bit and um eventually like I started um sh you know
previously I was actually a an atheist and then after this exper like a like sometime after going
through like these conspiracy theories and other things um I kind of opened my head up more to the
possibili
ty that there actually is like a heaven and hell and God and Satan yeah and and like like
did you try math what have you tried meth no I feel like a tunnel would be a good place to find
some yeah I heard there's a naked guy on a boogie board if anybody sells meth it's the naked dude in
a tunnel with a boogie board like Mahalo my dude yeah and like and like um I started opening
my mind up more to the possibility like hey maybe there's something more than just like this
world like there defin
itely is so what made you get naked it would have been funny to just get in
on a boogie board in the first place I was like I thought this was going to be funny just Boogie
boarding in like the ritual tunnel naked like yeah like let's do it you know all right give it
up for boogie board and naked big Michael that's the boy sometimes we'll like to end the show on a
little more interactive note with the rest of the audience and we like to open the floor up because
a lot of people come to thes
e shows either they don't know about the Paranormal Channel Maybe
know a little bit about us individually so we wanted to kind of open the floor for a little
bit of a Q&A if anybody has any questions for us preferably haunted related but you know
anything story belief based whatever it may be just to get to know us a little bit more I know
some people come here and they have some questions oh that more hands than I thought um right there
you want her yep okay yeah shoot I was ask oh you got
to you got would you rather bring it back
let's go so you're in a long-term relationship pass what's the other one next question your mom and your girlfriend the only
way to fix it you have to are you your mom and your girlfriend's body or your girlfriend
your mom I'm tearing my mom up dude I've already I've already been in there you know
what I mean technically that's that's light work and it's my girl's mentality you know
what I mean so it's a spiritual rebirth it's a spiritual rebirth e
xactly next next
question come on guys you thought you ate wa right here have you ever experienced
looking someone in the eyes that's been possessed by anyone else sure have do you want to tell
the story about like after the the Queen Mary sh what oh so we went to wayy okay what happened
at way oh this was um this was before we went to we this is we went to way before we went there
for the podcast episode um this was right after we went to the Queen Mary and the Queen Mary is
this if you d
on't know that's this the massive ship in Long Beach right it's it's wildly haunted
we went there and because it's such a big ship we all had to split up right and Elton invited
these witches down from Canada where I didn't even know they made witches so they come down
and basically they were trying Elton wanted to be uh stuck in there like there's like one
room in the entire shrip that's supposed to be notoriously the most haunted room what is it b340
b340 that room is supposed to be the m
ost haunted right so Elden had these witches take him in
that room and as I'm saying this it's hotter than I thought it was um but apparently he was
three of them one of me possessed but basically he wanted to summon all the negative Spirits they
were doing these rituals in that room to summon all the evil spirits away from us investigating
the rest of the ship to go into that room to use his body as a conduit so that's why his throat
sore that ain't it yeah you watch the channel so he we h
e goes to this room he's in there for
like two hours good stamina and then afterwards afterwards we go in there to like kind of end
the episode of the investigation we kind of want to talk to him about what he went through
and he was like yeah some weird stuff happened but nothing that crazy but earlier the night we
had we had we had heard from the witches that a lot of times you can tell if somebody's possessed
cuz you look in somebody's eyes a lot of times you can see eyes behind their ey
es so a couple weeks
after that we were at the wayy house down in San Diego which is notoriously it's known as like one
of the most haunted houses in America it's it's a beautiful home check it out and uh we're at
the in like the little courtroom area and we're just kind of setting up we're doing our little
ritual where we knock on the table three times introduce ourselves we have candles litting up
around the table and as we're closing our eyes holding our hands going around the table Elto
n
is like I can see see golden eyes every time I every time I close my eyelids and we look at him
and behind his eyes was just kind of nothing yeah empty it was just it was so freak and then in like
not even 30 seconds after that our friend Corbin who was with us had to leave because he got like
super nauseous it felt like somebody was like kind of stabbing him in the stomach like the entire
night just got so weird after you said you were seeing eyes behind your eyes and you already kind
y
ou're you're always kind of glazed over but not not it wasn't like that it was it was it was like
looking at a different person's eyes yeah 100% it was creepy to clarify what I said is I every time
I close my eyes I would see someone else staring at me I never said I saw eyes behind myself that's
still not right you understand that look at this no eyes I don't see I don't see anything right now
yeah I remember we had a Super Bowl party around that same time and we had so many friends come
u
p to me and they were like hey what's wrong with Elton and I'm like what do you mean and they're
like that doesn't look like Elton and I would tell you and you would just go cool no untrue untrue
very very untrue you never told me that anyone said anything about my eyes you never told me you
saw after you I didn't because it wasn't him how convenient how convenient no no one ever told me
no one ever told me did you do do we tell them about what what the witches said oh yeah right
and I didn
't know that either I never knew what the wit just said I never knew what you said no
one ever told me I found out editing the videos 6 months later Yeah man cuz we don't want to talk
to a demon yeah so uh want my friend back the witches from Canada pulled me aside one day and
they actually told me like can you please watch over Elton and do whatever you can to actually go
get him cleansed or something because you didn't want to be cleansed after you let whatever it
was inside the Queen Mar
y like possess you like you were fine cuz at the end of the day even that
night you were like nothing happened you know why because they told me nothing happened they said
to me that was a failure I'm sorry for wasting your time it's in the video it's in the video that
they say that so they lied to me and told you that and none of you ever said anything to me friends
[ __ ] you Elton wouldn't speak to us like this okay Diablo back the up all right watch
your tone because I know a got damn p
riest back there who will feed elton's body meth
if need be Jesus Christ Elton Elton pulls baby teeth out of his mouth damn good thing
he didn't read the prayer it start levitating yeah exactly too dangerous so yes I mean
that's that's pretty much the the closest experience for that you can look at me
while I'm talking to you answering your question that's uh that's that's basically our
closest experience for that it's a fantastic question have a good story I'm okay we've done
we've done w
e've done too many stories I think we can end on one more question in a week you got to
I want to add to the last guy I've done a lot of hiking and I've been to that tunnel you've been
to that tunnel was it you that screamed but we were in the tunnel you know whatever and we take
a picture now that he said there's a screaming we take a picture and on our picture there's a lady
in the picture but on the tunnel there's nothing there so now that he's saying there's a lady SC me
I kind of have
a picture of her maybe so she was saying that in that same tunnel that he went to
uh Mike that Michael went to with a woman scream she went to that same tunnel took a photo and in
the photo there's a woman in the photo that's that wasn't actually there do you have the photo with
you I don't good talk kind of anti perfect send it send it send it an email if we can put it if
we can put it in the Pod that'd be fantastic yeah send it over aim and I'll let you pick a
last question whoever use yo
ur best wait back there I'll go I'll go back here yeah yeah um so
in your last few videos you guys just saying like you been CES the most paranormal evidence and
things like that but then you say that you're not a believer in ghost so like can you explain
what your vision is when you say like I I don't believe in ghost but this prity is going and it's
the best thing we Tau like what do you believe in then thank you great question you want to you
want to know what I believe in you know what
I want to believe in what do you want making you
click on the video that's my job that's my job my however I'm sorry I'm saying my job is not to
dictate to you what's real or not my job is to present to you the evidence that we catch that's
what I'm saying the evidence it's it's up to you to decide whether or not you believe it's real or
not I'm not here to force feed your beliefs down your throat I'm here to present to you the best
video I can possibly make and I hope that you make your ow
n decisions that's the difference okay
that that's what my videos are and I've always been clear from day one that I don't believe
I choose to stay skeptical because I think it creates a balance if you believe every noise
you hear then yeah it's always a lady in the tunnel screaming and not some mom who's terrified
right I choose to create that balance and that's why our videos work and are just full of like
hor special effects in the background of every video so that is my stance on why I
say that and
I only say it when it's true for the record we always capture things that are better than the
last because we've gotten better we use better tools and we've gotten better at what we do so
I'm not trying to manipulate anything but yes I have bills to pay and I need you to click
on the video well as as somebody who makes no money from these videos we've seen some okay
every time man almost not I can't say every honestly that's what makes it so special is that
there's not evidenc
e everywhere we go that's what when something does happen that makes it so much
more special and we're like holy [ __ ] I can't believe this device went off that hasn't gone off
for four investigations or or something like that if only if you knew how many videos we've deleted
how many how many thousands of not thousands but like hundreds of hours of videos that we've just
been like we spent our entire night talking to No One In A haunted basement yeah you ever talk in a
garage for 10 hours
to nobody not upload it it's embarrassing okay but we do that for you and that
and that's the balance of it but you don't see the times that we don't get anything so when we do
get stuff it's cool you guys investing back into like the channel yeah of course my voice sounds
great he started talking about money your voice started working again huh love it Bo his shot bro
hurt so much no of course it's it's so much fun and and exactly like he said it's like we're we
are just presenting exactl
y what happened to us he believes it's something else I believe it's
something different than that he might believe he's more on my side he he he he believes in the
you're still Tech guy I will always give it the benefit of the doubt but at the end of the day
if someone doesn't question it then there's no balance that's very true I mean that's why I
mean you watch there's certain ghost hunting shows you watch every Creek in the forbo was
like it's a demon like no somebody farted dude yeah e
verything is scary we caught a fart in
one of our videos and it's usually Evan EV be farting in these videos you guys have no [ __ ]
idea I smell rotten eggs and Y wait I got to say this real quick this is so funny so last year we
were doing a tour and we were doing investigations with like groups of like 20 people and there
was it was a cop right was he a cop we're in the middle of this investigation and everyone is
dead silenc and then out of nowhere you just hear and everyone screams and
goes running the whole
night we're like yo what was that noise as we're leaving the cop comes up to us and he goes hey
so I farted and everyone freaked out it wasn't the cop wa it wasn't the cop it was Marty our
camera guy it was wait it was Marty it was Marty who farted and he didn't want to say anything cuz
he didn't want to ruin their night wave Marty say hi Marty that's the farter stinking ass boy we
got a stinky boy in here to be fair he's from Estonia that's how they say hello yeah s
o don't
get close to him he's not a scratching sniff okay what is that for me sorry fellas oh
I don't feel left out for me years they last for 3 years what's their technique ask
you wanted to ask me out uh he's [Applause] taken that is so sweet come on we should have
played the dating game we should have played the dating game this episode he's mine we'll
talk thank you you believe in ghosts okay yeah yeah would you uh would you all right
would you rather have would you rather have a ghost
best friend that's Bill Cosby or
the Annabelle doll which which would have be Annabelle [ __ ] out of here sorry
sorry you left me alone you left me hanging there's one over there all right so
if you guys can have uh have you guys ever experienced a sexual encounter with
some paranormal stuff yes a sexual encounter with some paranormal stuff oh
yeah for sure oh are you a demon see a demon okay okay I have a great story for you
guys what uh what hotel was this at Shanley Shanley Hotel okay
so I'm going to make this
quick okay this is literally one of like the funniest evidence we've ever got so there's this
device called an SLS and it literally is like an Xbox Connect like like if you aim the camera at
something it picks you up as a stick figure right you know like the Just Dance game and all that
[ __ ] so we're in a room and it's a room where a prostitute haunts okay and there's this guy that
keeps coming back to this room because he's became really good friends with this
prostitute okay and
it's a ghost okay he's also married he brought his wife there one time and he told us that the that
the ghost called her like a c so he never brought his wife back so he only goes there by himself but
this is what happened while he was investigating with us so he goes and he lays on like her bed
what was her name was it Anna uh yeah I believe so Anna Anna so he goes and he lays on Anna's
bed and I'm standing outside of the door and I'm holding the SLS and then he also ha
s a device
next to him on the bed that just shouts out random words so as he's laying there he picks out like
a 20 out of his pocket and like puts it on the dresser and then out of nowhere a stick figure
is like standing on top of him on the bed and I'm like oh sh Elton look at this then the stick
figure slowly bends down so it looks like she's literally straddling him while he's laying okay
then the stick figure moves up and is sitting on his face then the device that's next to him says
m
agic pillow came okay shut up then I move the SLS over to a chair that is on the other side of
the room from the bed and I swear to God this is a true story guys we have video evidence of this
there is a stick figure on the other side of the room just sitting going like this shut swear to
God there was a ghost getting and we got evidence of it for $20 so go to.com haunted homies and
you can see our footage there um we also have a premium membership that's [ __ ] amazing I
haven't I haven't
seen that episode yet damn yeah to come out come out in a few weeks actually
a few months oh it's not out yet no oo yeah we we have like 28 videos pre-loaded now I'm so excited
for The Conjuring house that was we just went a couple weeks ago it was my first time their second
time awesome I'll be out in October damn MH little ways away yeah a bit away yeah yeah how's your
throat feeling not great no you feel like I'm [ __ ] dying you want to say a peace you you want
to wrap this thing up pea
cefully you can you can you can wrap it up all right well um this uh I'm
scared to wrap it up cuz as we were ending the last show last time these girls started fighting
in the security had to like grab the whole family and then they started fighting security she was
screaming at Matt yeah I wouldn't go on a date with her and she you're so I didn't I didn't even
get your name what is it Tyler you little you're from where from St Louis they sound like that
in St Louis for real Missouri how ol
d are you5 25 that's tough you're you're not 40 but give
it time Taylor it was very nice to meet you I hope you had a good time tonight and I hope
the rest of you had a great time tonight as well we cannot thank you enough for coming
out on a Monday night to just hang out with us shoot the play some games hear some fun
stories meet some great people we also got some merch at the front guys look at this nice
hat right we also have uh towels uh shirts we have some shirts we have some uh haunt
ed homie
shirts she's got one on for next time we got a haunted homies hoodie that oh no you had it on
last episode cute boom and if you guys want uh Matt actually tripped over the box of hoodies
earlier and fell on them so if you get a hoodie you can smell them if they're stuck together
that's packaging yeah so thank you all so much thank you guys for coming seriously
get home safely we'll see you guys very soon n
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