Nate Bargatze Meets a Fake Blind Man

when I first moved to New York I was there  uh three months from Nashville Tennessee and uh I remember one night we would do comedy then  we'd always go eat like a diner really late and one night I'm sitting uh I go to this Diner  I'm sitting the back and this guy walks in with his cni dog but he's like pretending  to be blind like he's not like I'm really good at telling when people are fake blind  and I was like this guy's not fun you know he walked in he made a big announcement to  it he's li

ke well he's like hey I'm blind to everybody I'm blind and then he started just  knocking everything off everybody's table like I wish I could see what's going  on but I can't because I'm blind and he had to see an eye dog but he was  leading the dog around the whole time the dog never got in front of him and I  was like it doesn't work like that you know like I don't think the dog builds confidence is  like why don't you do some of these on your own I just want to see you know if you get it lik

e uh so I'm watching all this happen I'm  getting pretty upset about it you know because I just moved to the north from  the south so I still cared about people and I was like I gotta do something you know and  uh so I like they kick him out so they kick him out and they get it outside and I go out there I  look I was like all right let me go because in my Mayberry head I think this is New York's biggest  problem and I go over to him I was like what's wrong with you man like why would you preten

d to  be blind like how would you feel if you really were blind and he was like how would you feel if  you were blind I was like what does that even mean and then he sprayed me with mace and he was so accurate uh you know it wasn't  like oh I hope I get him it was both eyeballs the bridge of my nose wasn't  even wet that's how good he was and when you get sprayed with mace you can see  for a second and uh I remember like I was like sit there and I look up and he runs across the  street and I pro

bably gets hit by a cab for real it wasn't bad like the cab like just kind of hit  bumped it I mean it wasn't good but it wasn't you know like he's fine I think he's fine you could  see after no uh but he falls into the sidewalk but I remember like thinking I was like I saw that  Catholic he definitely should have seen it you know so it was like all right I mean he's odds are  he's probably blind you know maybe it's his first day or something I don't know like maybe he's  going for a lot and I s

hould have just backed up everybody asked to they're like oh was it uh they  were another like would you get sprayed with uh with pepper spray or a mace it's like I don't you  know I don't know what what kind of life are you living if you could tell the difference  if I knew it was something I don't know could have been hairspray I don't know what do you