- Oh, god, oh yey! - What's that? - What is that?! Oh-yo-yey!
- I feel sick because of your mooing! - Well? - Here you go well!.. - 10 years for plundering of public property!
- Heh, and what is there about you? Why are you quacking? - A-a..
And did i say that it concerns me? I am telling, generally! For plundering
of public property.. Ha.. 10 years! - But what do you plunder?
Once a year he brings some crap
and can't read newspapers! Dreams about prison! - Ha, such a stupid!.. - There other man
agers bring,
bring, bring..- No room to put! - And I have not brought? In your opinion
I have smelled roses? - Smells. - And what is that?
What is that here? And what is here? Here what? And what is on you?
- Well.. - Such stupid! - For plundering of public property
10 years! - Do not be afraid, citizens!
Which is here citizen Gorbushnik here? - They (he). They, they are Gorbushkin. - Do me a favor, come with me.
Get ready. - Why am I needed for them? - The investigator knows why.
- Oh, the inve
stigator. - Get ready - Aha. - Hurry up. - Can I farewell?! - Well, it's time, it's time. - I am ready, lead me. - Goodbye, Anna! ''I have understood long ago where death comes from.
Nobody drowned in beer, always they drown in water. Rivers, seas, straits, how harmful are they!
Beer does not destroy people, it's water that does! Beer does not destroy people,
it's water that destroys people. Say, my best friend was working,
and diluted beer with water. And laughing, he yelled:
"Beer does not des
troy people, it's water that does!" Beer does not destroy people,
it's water that destroys people! If you are hurt in soul, if you're in trouble
You will go not to sauna, you will come here. Here you will breath happy, you'll quack and say: "Yeah!". Beer does not destroy people,
it's water that destroys people. - Aha! - Oh, who is that?! - Why are you,
Marya Vasilyevna afraid? You stopped recognizing your neighbor? - Vitaly Borisovich! - Where are you climbing to the ceiling?
- Just to check wha
t's there going. - Yes... After this, you may climb.
I was seeing, they lead your husband... - I think, I come, calm the lady.. Search wasn't done?
- No, it wasn't. - It will be! - Will it really be? - Of course.
Do you remember Schukin who has stolen up? Search and complete confiscation
of the property! - Complete! - The most complete! - So is it worth worrying,
happens! - Yes, indeed! Brother!.. - So what?
What happened? A what's that? - Well, this is a neighbor. - Came to calm down the lady.
- Why did they take Gorbushkin?
For which case, just quickly?!.. - I don't know. - OK,
drop your lady's things, "don't know"! - Was there something for him, what?..
There was, of course!Could happen. - It's bad. Then we need
to think something out. - I understand that complete confiscation
of the property may happen now! - What?!.. - Complete confiscation of property!
- Well, I say so, that we need to proceed fast. - Quickly sell all your property!
- Really all? - I understand so, that you need
to sell all completely!
- For example, I will take care about products. - The products will not be on sale! I will take the products on me. - Then, maybe, something textile?
- Show them quickly coats and costumes. It will accurately fit to him.
Just quickly, quickly! - OK. And I will check the neighbors.
Yes, complete fast selling out and that's all! - So, let's start now with the costumes. - Citizen Gorbushkin!..
-Oh, God.. - Here citizen Gorbushkin was delivered.
- Hello! - Have a sit. - Can I
?.. A swallow. - Please. - One minute.. - Anna, did this tramp pay the money?
- Paid, paid, no doubt. - Paid, paid.. - Give me the money,
why would you hold them in hands? - No problem, I would hold!
- We need complete fastness! So.. One-eyed will not take all the furniture.
These... Paintings.. The man will buy the animals.
This tramp has already taken the clothes. Well, and I will take something too. I will not leave you..
As possible. I'll help what.. Damn!
It's OK, OK!.. - Well, thank you, b
rother! - You're welcome.
But what's going on? The property is just running away! - Sister, you can't understand.
If someone exposes such a cases.. We shouldn't delay a minute! So when they come, you have nothing!
The wife is completely poor! Sitting on a bare bed.
In rags! How you are dressed?!
But what? - You dressed so?! Oh, God! - Go and quickly put on a dark dress! - Some poor one!
- Well, OK.. - 30, 35,40..
Take all! - And the dog? - Take it, but quickly! - Please!.. - Citizen Gorbushkin,
we invited you
about the case of Schukin.. As a witness. - Oh... Witness! - So what can you testify
as a witness about this case? - As a witness of this case
I can testify - all! - Very good. And how long have you known Schukin?
- Schukin? - Yes. - I don't know Schukin at all. - Really?
So in such a case what can you testify? - Everything! Everything you wish! - Citizen Gorbushkin, for false testifying, by the way, they can give up to 3 years of prison!
- Up to 3? - Yes. Up to 3. - So what?!.. I
t is not death-penalty.. But I hardly can withstand
the death-pentalty. Can I?.. - This is the item. Please.
- Who is the author of these arts? (Whose brushes?) - What-what? - Pardon, I say,
whose brushes are these arts? - Hold on a minute... - Listen, customers ask about some brushes.
But quick, quick! - Which brushes?
I have no brushes! - Unfortunately, the widow doesn't have brushes.
- Not important, we'll attach them ourselves. - Pity that paintings without signature.
- What signatures, why
are you complaining? Without any signature, it is clearly birch grove,
and here provisions. So do you take? Just quickly!..
- How much do you want per item? - 100 for the grove.
Don't joke, 20. - What? For a wonderful birch grove 20?!
It contains at least 40 cubic meters of birch chunks! - Why do we need your chunks?
Thank God, we have vapor heating. And how much for this?
- Nowadays deficient grocery costs you know how much!.. So, 300. - Don't joke, two blue chickens
and half kg cucumbers for 3
00 rubles?! - I see, madam, you don't understand anything
in noble food.. This is not some chickens.. This is a game!
- This is a game?! And your prices are not game? - So shortly, you take or not?
- Get off! You know what?! - My neighbor would take it as live gooses,
you understand? - Don't joke! - Don't fantasy,
where did you see such prices?! - You are obstinate! - Be careful! - It's OK, OK.. - Where? Money! Damn!
Give the money to the widow. - Lyolik.. - Quickly, quickly! Watch yourself! - W
hat is going on, that I see?
- OK, OK, fastness is important. You know my character.
I don't panic. - We need to proceed with notable speed.
Everything to sell quickly. Then let them confiscate.
- Of course, I can understand your situation, I just feel pity of the property..
- Well, this is.. - Now in my home I can't sit,
can't lie on anything? - Oh yeah, house! You have bought the house for 10000.
We need to get rid of this property immediately! To be realized for any price.
Important to do qui
ckly! - I'm afraid that the costume fits too wide.
Normally fits. - It fits you very nicely. - I feel that wide.
- Where wide?! - Even rather too narrow for you,
you can't breath?! - It fits very nice!
- No, you know, something is wrong.. Shoulders are cut.. No, narrow,
for me, narrow! I feel so. - But you just said that too wide!
- I said wide?! I said too narrow! Hard to breath! - And where's narrow, where?
Rather wide! - Also wide! Who knows..
God, wide! I said wide. - You just don't know wha
t you want! - He doesn't understand what he wants!
- OK.. - Then I will take the cactus too. Like a bonus.
- Take it, just quick. - Put the chair back!
Furniture is all sold. - Sorry. - This is sold as well.
Don't touch the furniture by hands! All round is sold. Just the apartment is left.
- I would take the apartment. I can't ever stop enjoying your apartment. Can give an advance even now.
Let's go, quick! - Let's. - Brothers, what's the matter?
For example, where will I live? - That's right!
W
here will the widow live? - Just in case, I can give a corner for rent..
Or a shed. - Let's! - Stop, damned! - Well, now, seems like all.
Now everything will be moved out and you can breath calmly. - Calmly, but if they will call me?
What will I say them? You say, I got nothing, here I am all. - I may say them that
I am maintained by brother. - By brother - forget me,
don't even mention! Oh, God! Damn! Which relation they ask?
Fifth, tenth! - Listen, maybe you marry? Just quickly. - Well, dear,
how's that, I am kind of married.
- Then you would have everything fine! No things, maintained by husband! Fifth-tenth! Don't you have some stupid eye-on?
- What are you saying, brother?! - No, it needs quickly, quickly!
This one that came, neighbor. Do you think he will marry? - What's the matter?! - Oh, God, I don't take the clothe.
No and don't even say a word! Don't convince, I don't take,
said so, don't take even! - Stop pestering with requests!
Better say, why do you come to my sister so o
ften? You may compromise her!
- Pardon, how often? In a month I came once.
- Yes? - To calm the lady! - To calm the lady,
we know this calming!.. Lying! He came once, he is.. Impudent!
He is impudent, he comes 3rd time - I just saw! Compromises! And if you like her,
then you say so! - Who I like? - You said that you like the sister!
- When did I say that I like her? - Recently said. - I said about the costumes, but opposite. I said I don't like it.
Don't fool me, if, you like her, then take
and
marry her, just quickly! - Pardon, why would I marry?!
I don't understand you! - What there to understand? Take and marry!
Of course, if they (he) don't want, what to talk about?! - How's that, don't want?
Wants! Wants, just being shy. - I don't want, don't want. Why are you pushing
something random to me?! I didn't say it! - You didn't say it? So say that
"I want to marry"! Say, I don't disturb! So perform! - Don't want,
I don't want to marry. Why would I just stupidly marry?! - What's there to
talk about then? - I just can't understand him.
Such an interesting woman! And if someone doesn't have taste,
just say it, and don't confuse people! - I don't confuse, I have taste!
- You have taste?! Ha, stop kidding me! Such a nice interesting woman..
And body, such a body she has! Well no, I see you understand
nothing about women! - No, I understand these women!
I have taste! - Good, svelte walking. Another walks like a camel.
And this one lays down legs straight..
One-two, one-two! - Of cou
rse, I like her, I have taste
- Yes? Sister, come to him, quickly! - How's that, pardon.
I feel confused! - What to talk, you can always divorce. - If divorce, then I will likely marry!
- Sure, marry! - So you two kiss!
- But quickly, quickly! - Well, now run to the registry office,
divorce with Gorbushkin. And push kitchen dishes to somebody.
Yes-yes-yes.. - Take care of her! - So I see you're smart!
Got such a wife?! - Wait, wait, OK, I married.
Then why did I buy costumes from her? - So you w
ill wear it during honey moon!
- Wait a minute... I paid money for that? Paid.
And if I marry, then I would get it for free! So it comes that I bought from myself?
- But first you bought, then married. Why do you mixed everything up?
- No, I don't agree. If I marry, the costumes are mine anyway. Give me money back or I will not marry! - Give him money..
Take it! Sister may have already divorced.
She as a women may have some pride?! And he will not marry?!.. - And how, how,
I have given the advan
ce for the apartment! I will.. to you.. by law..
I will bend.. Powder.. Mill! I... divorce! Yes.. OK..
- OK, I will give you a half. - Well, I.. - And that's all! - Don't touch my furniture! Don't touch!
Look what they're doing, they drop my furniture! Why did you sell it?
- And why did you drag this? If you married before, then you'd get furniture!
- How? You just told me to marry a minute ago. - And you couldn't come to it yourself? So you're responsible now for everything! - So you've divorce
d? Just quickly!
- Thank God, divorced. And I sold kitchen dishes to neighbors.
How kitchen dishes?! Why do you sell my kitchen dishes? And what will I eat from? - How mean is the bridegroom you got!
We have such a nice sale, and he is still not satisfied! Yells like an owl..
- Why would we be satisfied? - Indeed, let him give our money back!
- It's OK, shut up, cockroach's blood! I said I will share.. Half.. Then. - I have a head like in mist.
- Why married? Shouldn't have married. Then you wou
ld have no headache. ''Beer does not destroy people, it's water that destroys people.'' - Thank you. Go! ''I was going home,
two-horns moon was shining...'' - What's that? - So come to the bride,
don't stand like a fool! - Why do you scream at them?
Scared my bridegroom fully! - What is this?.. What is going on in my room?! - It just doesn't fit to my head.
Why do I have to work on a holiday?! - You understand, we pass a new object,
in the end of quarter. - You work simply to the guts! - We all
work with no pity for ourselves! Thanks, dear! - Will you be back for lunch? - Don't wait before the dinner! - Take care, Koka! - Breakfast is getting cold!
- I go, go. - Mum, mum, I have already eaten!
Good boy! - Barygin-Amurskiy is listening.. Hallo.. - Maow.. - Hallo, this is me,
I have a surprise for you.. - Hi, dear, hi.
- What Egor Ivanovich, didn't you recognize me? This is me.. - Yes, I'm listening..
- I have already eaten! - What do you want?
Say, just faster.. - But! - Breakfast is ge
tting cold.
- You can't talk? - Yes-yes. - Yes.. Performance?
The performance had passed yesterday greatly. - Mine has gone till evening.
We can meet! - What, work on a holiday?! You know,
I am fed up with that! - Fed up? Well, I don't impose myself.
We might not meet. - No, no, no. I don't decline from the repetition, it's opposite..
But I will complain in the local office! Repetition on weekend!
- Oh, God.. - You're a great conspirator!
So, today we may not go around cinemas, and meet finally
in normal intimate conditions. Come straight to me and..
And right here you will sew my evening dress. - Which dress?
- By the way, greeting from my husband! - And why returned? - Forgot. - You imagine, mine has suddenly came back..
for the briefcase! Then I wait. - You imagine, in a holiday repetition?!
Trying on! - You're just working to the guts! - We all work with no pity for ourselves! - Will you come back to the lunch?
- Don't wait till dinner! "Both in hot and cold weather
somewhere here
Cupidon is walking, With the quiver full of arrows,
walking, boy Cupidon. He knows his business well.
He has sharp arrows, And arrows fly to us from all around. He makes fun with people
and we suffer from love. He laughs, and shout with laugh.
He is an evil joker Cupidon. Maybe, in daytime, maybe in night,
again he will shoot his arrow accurately, and he knows for sure,
who I will fall in love with. He knows his business well,
He has sharp arrows, and arrows fly to us from all around. He makes f
un with people
and we suffer from love. He laughs, and shout with laugh.
He is an evil joker Cupidon. He laughs, and shout with laugh.
He is an evil joker Cupidon." - And where?...
- Done, handsome. - And he can not come back? Impossible! "He makes fun with people.." "And we suffer from love." "He laughs, and shout with laugh.
He is an evil joker Cupidon." - My dear.. Finally we are alone
for the first time! - Dear, how I was looking forward for that! - Clock! - Anatol'! - God, this neighbor beh
ind wall is coughing.
He has flu. - What's with you? - Can you hear?
- I hear nothing. - Thundering.. Boots! - I can't! I can't!
I can't work in such nervous conditions! - I can understand all. You're a talented man,
with sick artist's imagination! - Indeed!
- But at Sofia you will feel completely safe! - I don't know, if it's convenient?
- Sofia is my best friend. We have no secrets from each other.
Let's go! - Please, please! - Pardon!
- You, fish eye!- Ах,пардон! - Ах ты ,рыбий глаз! - Stop!
- Ha-ha-ha-ha! - Luckily Sofia is even not at home!
- Very good! - Who's that?
- This is Sofia, she does ballet, by the way. and she didn't miss education. - And this is her husband..
Died. - My dear, finally we are alone!..
How I was looking forward for this?! - Silence! - This is the husband!
- Dead? - I'd wish so! This is my husband! He has likely seen us
on the street and traced! If he will jump in here, he will kill us!..
At least you. I know him! - No.. No, no! - Silence! - What could it m
ean, what do you think?
- I think your husband liked your friend and came here to rest from family life. - Ungrateful!
Hang on, Koka! - Calm down! - Has anyone come without me? - Hello. - I'm asking
if somebody has come without me? - Somebody!
- What happened? - Once you know all,
I ask you to disappear instantly. Somebody has to come to me.
- So who's somebody?! My husband will not show up to you!
- OK, it's time for me to go. - Good thing, to go in such a moment..
I'd like to see this scoundre
l stepping into this den!
Pardon, it seems to me I'm unnecessary here! -No, no, stay! Let my husband come
and see the moral image of his wife! - Good bye!
- See you, see you! - Dear Sonya!.. This is me. Sonya!.. Sonyechka! - This door leads to neighbor's room.
Go there.. - Pardon.. - Warm hello! - What's the matter?!
A lady will come to me now! And here, look, some asshole is in my room! - Pardon.. I will leave now!
I just lied for a second to rest. And I didn't know that this is your bed.
- Thi
s is ridiculous! Look, he put his legs on my bed!
Maybe I don't let my friends to be (here) with legs! - Here you're popped up, fish eye! - Say thanks, that a lady came to me.
Otherwise I'd make a mash from you! Come in, one minute..
What? - What does it mean?!
How should I understand this? I require to explain!
Stop hysterics now! I am a free man. Do I have a right to come
to a comrade from work on a holiday?.. To drink tea. - This is what you call "drink tea"?!
Honestly, just tea. - Do you tak
e me as an idiot!
-You, fish eye! - Do not touch my face! - Let me go!.. Help! - Now, when we know all.
Let's decide like civilized people, peacefully, without scandal, what to do. I propose the following:
I marry Nikolay, the actor marries you, Zina.
And these two comrades by work will make a decent pair, serving in the same organization.
That's how we should proceed. - Hello-please! She seems to have a plenty of children,
and I will marry her?!... You know, found a fool!
- I ask not to offend
my wife, especially I don't intend to let her marry a first stranger!
- I wouldn't move to him! Look what kind of room he has!
Could I be with children there, four people?! - I will not let you with children
to this room at a distance of gun shoot! Having such a scoundrel husband,
and wants to grab my room! I see, he is already lying on my bed!..
Getting used! - Gentlemen, in this case let's do so:
I marry Nikolay, the actor with his wife will stay like they were.
And Zina will be married on his
stupid-coworker. - Hallo, not easier!
Would I now sign up with her! Keep your pocket wider! I see this shabby shape for the first time! - Moreover, maybe she's a pocket thief?!
Please don't offend our ladies! I consider this is a right decision.
- Well no, you know, I don't intend to move out anywhere from my apartment! We have separate apartment and bathroom.
I'm not going to hang around in communal flats. - Due to these 3 scoundrels,
we got all couples breaking up! It was so nice, I go for Ni
kolay,
this one for that, and those stay! - Why are these youngsters still absent?
Let them not show up at all! Three days since met and suddenly "hello-please"..
Husband and wife! Take my greetings, hura! - We...- What? - I say, this is my parental word. I'm against such premature.. marriages!
- What's the matter with you? You drink vodka not waited for guests!
I may be drinking for equilibrium? I may be not satisfied by such marriages.
3 days met.. - Not three. - And how many? - Four. - Drunk
already!
You have a blue nose! - You have a cyan one! Stop, don't touch!
Don't touch my self-consciousness! - Here, came! - Is the dress ready?
- Where's yours, bridegroom? - Went to hairdresser, to comb.
He'll come now. - Very nice, very modern marriage.
Bride comes alone, the young man going to hairdresser.. He couldn't cut up before. That's right, but I...
I might have been preparing a month in advance! For the mystery of marriage! I might have gone to hairdresser
half a year in advance, to s
auna... - Got drunk already, I'm greeting!
- Greeting... - Guests!
- Dress! - Rude century! Rude manners!
No romantism! They don't let a human live quietly. - So, I sit in a tram and see: a lady showing up
in front of me. Such a fine lady. Accurate one, in a winter coat, with a hat.
I looked closer and got shocked.. Thinking, what kind of ladies going by trams!
- What he's done?! - She stands in front of me, holding on a bend by one hand.
- Not to be overturned. - So I say, sit on one my lap..
-
It's logical. - No, she says, thanks.
I see, it's a difficult case. Then I.. Stop, we've come. - Run away, Sergey! - No, not here, there was no dog.
Mummy was, daddy was, but dog wasn't. Exactly, go. I see, the lady moves to exit, and I follow her.
There we met, Started dating. One day dating, two days dating.
And yesterday I made a proposal to her. - What he's done! And she agreed at once?
- Well, not at once, only today we've signed up. - Here, exactly!
Exactly here, I remember. There were st
airs.
Finally, came. - Wedding here? - No, not here. Exactly! Let's go. - Please, put the coats here.
Come in, come in. And you come in to the rooms. Dasha, Dasha! - Coming. - God, please come in, we've pleased!
- Take our greetings. - Thank you. - Everything is so sudden.. So fast!
- You don't say, don't say. - Ivan Israelevich! - Maybe here?
- Rather no, exactly. But maybe here. - Way for the bridegroom?
- My god, this is the young man! Sorry, I didn't recognize at once! - No, this is a brideg
room, and I'm his friend.
Yes, I'm the bridegroom.. I am! - Take care of the bridegroom,
lead to guests and talk. - Let's go. - Nice to meet you! - Sergey Ivanovich. - Wouldn't you like to bang? ... A little? - Thanks. - It never hurts. - Please. - You can always come to the guests.
- It's logical! - Yes, gentlemen, no romantism...
They don't let me drink quietly. There is no former beauty. In old times my bride would roll by my feet! In old times, the bridegroom
would... lie in the dust! - I do
n't agree to lie in the dust!
So, for instance, where is my young wife? - Leave her! A bride is not a wolf,
she will not run away to forest. - Pardon, comrade!.. - Dad, I'm just amazed by you.
You're so good at drinking! - In old times, I could fluently "eat" a quarter. Well, of course, there was romantism, snacks! Let me kiss you.
- It's OK, no need! - No, well, I liked you very much! Next time don't marry quick! And if you stupid married,
let it be now the old way, decorous, noble. - Don't str
ess my nerves, mummy! Bridegroom will see me first time without coat,
and I'm just a canary! - The dress is so wonderful!
- So wonderful! Such cats were worn at tsar's regime. - Then put on my shawl up on it. - So what? Now very wonderful!
- Magical! - Magical! Now the dress can't be seen!
- Oh God! - Indeed! - I am interested,
where is my young wife? - Here's she, walking among the guests.
- Yes? - Yes-yes. - Please,''Black hoofs''! "At night suddenly guitar dropped from hands,
wind blew, and l
ove disappeared. Just darkness in bushes is freezing lonely,
how soul is empty, winter road. Just on snow, just on snow,
black hoofs. But never will be happiness from them,
never will be happiness from them. You're like a dream in fate, song above the snows,
seems your horses were set by hell. You've left for good,
so why again white snow is in dream, black hoofs! Just on snow, just on snow,
black hoofs. But never will be happiness from them,
never will be happiness from them. Just on snow, just
on snow,
black hoofs. But never will be happiness from them,
never will be happiness from them!" - What's with you? - I'm just in complete panic!
- Go, I'll come now! Go. - I can't understand, where's my new wife.
- How's that? What's the matter with you? - Damn knows! You understand,
I have never seen her without coat and hat. Look, there is hell amount of women.
How to sort it out! - Wait, you can't recognize your bride? What he does?!
- No, I can recognize her, but in coat! This is first tim
e with me! - You ask daddy to show
which is she, the bride. - I feel awkwardly to ask
about such.. intimate things. - It's logical!
- Sergey, you ask him yourself, carefully. While he's still able to speak, it seems... - Daddy!.. Daddy,
here's the bridegroom.. - I'm the bridegroom, I'm.
- He's interested, where's his young wife. He ceased to recognize her on light for some reason. - Papa, can you speak? - In this case, be kind, say to him, where's his wife.
He's highly interested. - As a father,
I feel insulted to hear. I said you, Vladimir,
don't marry quick! You see, now you can't recognize the wife! - No, he can recognize.
But he agrees to recognize her with the coat. - Daddy, we always met outside. Naturally, now without cap, without coat... Can I have a right to be lost? - This is yours going..
- What... - Silence! - Look, some dog is stuck to her..
- Yes? - Yes-yes! - I was looking for you everywhere! You are very interesting in this dress! And it fits so well without a cap,
simp
ly different face! And now I went crazy because of you!
- Pardon, why you! - Only now, with full electrical light I can see that you're a complete beautiful woman!
I am all burning! - What's the matter?!
Easy, with your rakes! - Who are you?
You don't take me by your voice! What kind of people here,
don't let to hug?! - You know what!...
- Get off... - Impudent! - So, three days! - This is impudent
to hug my wife! I do not even let myself to do it! - So what. - Daddy, thanks!
- To health! - Don'
t look at this, we go.
- No, I regret that it's not her.. I liked this one very much! - And now they'll push in some crap, then to live with it!
- It's logical! - There's her mummy,
you come and ask, where's my bride? - Is it really mummy? In my opinion, not mummy.
- Clearly mummy, I recognize her by shawl. - Rather no, this is someone young.
- Young, made up! So she became young. Exactly it's she. - May I?..- Why did you go off,
not showing up to the guests? - I just went off, here it is more q
uiet
So I thought I come here.. I will talk to mama on different topics.
Are you run off on feet, mummy? Let me call you mummy now.
Due to being relatives. - No, mummy is not good!
Call me better "puss"! - Puss? How's that? I just
don't dare to call you "puss"! I respect you a lot,
but can't say you "puss"! - Well, then like they called me in childhood - "bird". - Pardon me, "bird"?! You must be running off
on feet, mummy! Tired, pies, smoke! Of course, naturally!
- I would like you to call me s
omehow nicely, lovely, like "puss", "bird"! "Fish" - What's the matter, mummy!
I can't, considering your age.. What kind of Fish?!..
Such a Fish! - Vladimir, I don't understand you,
I don't keep my age in secret. You behave so strangely!..
Well, kiss me! - Mummy, you, I wanted to tell you one thing.
You know, I'm so forgetful about people. In childhood I was ill with "chicken blindness".
In evening I see worse. I can't see you. Mummy, where are you? Mummy, mum, where are you?
Mummy.. By one word
, I wanted to ask,
where's your daughter? - Daughter? How do you know?
- Pardon, mummy, I don't understand you. I say, where's the daughter?
- She is not here. - You know, I walk like stupid in rooms and see she's absent.
And where's she? - She is in a village. - Who is
in a village? - She is. - No, mummy, I say, daughter, where's your daughter?
- So where's she here, the daughter? - Vladimir, I didn't want to disappoint you now,
but if you already know all.. she's in a village. She will not cos
t anything to you.
- How's that in village? What I will now... Hold on, I don't understand,
I say, where's the daughter? Not that, second, but that? - Which second? I didn't have the second.
- Damn!... - Yes, indeed I was in a situation,
but those conditions were such, that.. you have to understand me, when..
- You scare me.. I say that one, not that who went to the village,
and not that which wasn't, but which's here? - No, she was never here.
- God! - Oh, here? No,
it was a boy, son! - Son? -
He is at the grandma now.
The boy will not cost you anything either. - Boy!.. - Mummy! Puss. Bird! Fish! Calm down - don't be jealous, forget it. - I've already forgotten, mummy, where's daughter?
What does she look like? Show me her, that's all. And go do your business, or to bed, rest
- OK, if you insist... I can show her photo.
- No, why do I need her photo, you show me her visibly. At the full height. - No, she is very small,
amateur, and got yellow. - What, daughter is ill?
- No, the daugh
ter is healthy! - OK, I will show now. - Well, recognized?
- Mummy is just insane! - Go, go, I will come now.
- I can't understand, why she is still among normal people! They don't warn.
She might pick someone with a fork by a table! I didn't get to know about the bride still.
- Don't worry, they will find out who to make sit as a bridegroom. - I wish to hang on till the table!
I don't like scandals much! - Just in case don't give a fig of them.
We'll just leave. Such an easy business.. - So whe
re's the young lady?
- How long can it last? - Mummy said, now it seems,
she will lead her. Something yellow has emerged on her?!
Probably doing make-up. - You imagine, what scoundrels?!
He just came and they've slandered about my children! - About all? - Well, not about all,
but still not so pleasant! - magical! Oh, she. - Please everybody to the table!
- You wait, Katerina is absent! - By pairs... - Stop! - The young lady came!
- The young one! - Kindly welcome!
- We have been waiting for you!
- It can not be! What's this? - What?
- Is this red hair my bride? It can't be!
Why can't be? Once the mummy led her. Then this is the case. Nice one!
- Vladimir, come here.. This is her. - How sweet one!
- This is cheating, a fraud! Mine was more interesting. Why are you really pushing this to me?! - Calm down!
- This is not that one! - Don't make scandals, the young man!
It's a shame to yell because of trifles! - Pardon, which trifles?!
This is a forgery, pushing a wrong one! I'm not that dru
nk not to understand!
- Please, don't expose! - I feel bitterly!..
- Bitterly? Bitterly! - Bitterly, bitterly, bitterly! - I simply don't know what to do.
- Do it! - Vladimir!
Magical! - This is some insane!
- Comrades, he casts to everyone!- Should drink less! - On wife's eyes exercising with another!
- Vampire! - Sexual maniac! - I don't like scandals!
Let's talk then. - Vladimir... - Leave me, mummy. No time for you now! Remove this psycho from me! - Mummy, what's this?!
- Why are you messing
up, young man?! Pushing your bride away? - Vladimir... This is my bride! And it is her mum! - Stop kidding me. Remove the psycho, or I will stop marrying. - This is my bride? Mummy which has a boy and three girls?!
So better! No way! - Oh so? You will regret it!..
Get out! - What's the matter? - Catch! - Sergey, our guys are being beaten! - Don't give up to these survived bourgeois!
Hang on till my come! - I agree, agree! Convinced!
- He agreed, agreed! - Let the young go. - Agreed, agreed! - V
ladimir agreed. - Place, place for the bridegroom. - Vladimir! - All go so decorous, noble way!..
Old way. Bitterly! "What you saw is not a joke,
not fantasies, rather opposite! Since life is a complicated phenomenon, it can surprise.
And even impossible, all can be, all can be! You may say to us: "Why to complicate?".
All that can't be, it never can be.. Sorry, life is a complicated phenomenon,
what to say, And even impossible, everything can be!
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