Neko Reads: Adventure Time: It Is Not My Fault

hello YouTube and welcome back to me trying to read every single Lost episode Creepypasta that I can get my hands on today I get to read Adventure Time it is not my fault I didn't watch too much Adventure Time when it was airing I kind of just dabbled in some more lore oriented videos versus watching the actual episodes myself but I know a lot of people find this show to be very beloved so I hope so very much that this one's actually pretty good but there's only one way to find out so why don't

we just get right into it Adventure Time it is not my fault when my wife and I got married we decided that we were not going to own a television yes we were one of those couples early 20s and ready to make the kinds of lifestyle choices that went against the Norms of society we weren't obnoxious about the fact but we did take a measure of pride in the fact that we weren't wasting our time in front of a screen like so many of our friends however after three years of watching movies huddled around

our tiny laptop and trying to find that impossible position where we were both comfortable and would still see the screen we gave in so on Halloween night believe me I know how cheesy that sounds at the beginning of a creepy story but that was actually the night we went to the store and bought a flat screen like all of our other married friends then we picked up a Playstation 3. then we picked up a Playstation 3 because we still hadn't given into watching television we just wanted to be able to

comfortably watch movies and play a few games I had instant buyer's remorse as I watched our bank account shrink but Mama but my wife was happy and so I loaded the boxes into the car and we headed home we set the screen at the foot of our bed and for the next month we rented movies and I beat my first video games since middle school my remorse slowly lessened and I began to feel that we had made a worthwhile addition to our home sometime in early December my wife's brother asked us if we'd ever

watched Adventure Time I said no and asked what it was he told that the most amazing cartoon series ever and that he had seen every episode he offered to torrent the entire series for us and I had said sure the next day he brought over a flash drive and transferred the show to our PlayStation 3's hard drive then we did what everyone does when they get a complete TV series we watched the whole thing in just a few days it was seductively easy seductive that's how you want to phrase that okay it w

as seductively easy to watch an entire season in a single day especially since each episode is only about 11 minutes long although the first episode seemed strange and a bit pointless but by the fourth episode we were Addicted by the time we got to the fourth season the randomness of the earlier episodes had transformed into coherent narrative arcs that could span multiple episodes and the continuity meant that certain plot elements could often reappear a dozen episodes later cryptic hints of an

elaborately tragic history within the show a Great Mushroom War was frequently mentioned made us begin paying attention to even the slightest references and passing remarks made by the characters the schizophrenic nature of the show's characters in the early episodes gradually disappeared and the greater character development allowed us to connect with at times even sympathize with each figure some episodes were even able to strike genuine emotional notes though they always quickly retreated ba

ck to the light hardened and brightly animated essence of the show for those of you who have not watched the show I feel that I should give a brief explanation Adventure Time is a cartoon that follows the adventures of Finn the human and Jake the dog in a colorful land of ooh Finn is the last remaining human on earth and is determined to be a great hero Jake has magical powers and is there to protect Finn on his adventures their Adventures usually center around rescuing one of the many princesse

s of ooh dozens of races inhabited U the Candy People of the Candy Kingdom would be one example and each have their own Princess Princess Bubblegum in the case of the Candy People the primary cause of trouble in the land of ooh is the kidnapping apprentices by the lonely Ice King more misunderstood than actually evil the Ice King desperately wants to marry a Princess and Finn and Jake regularly have to invade his ice fortress on rescue missions however there are rarely any hard feelings between

them and in several episodes the Ice King even begs the heroes to be friends and hang out when not battling the Ice King Finn and Jake play video games fight monsters and travel ooh looking for anyone who needs help in many ways the show is a cross between Calvin and Hobbes and Where the Wild Things Are needless to say my wife and I loved this show and soon we arrived at the final episode on our hard drive the season 4 finale I had to talk to my brother-in-law earlier that day and told him we we

re almost the end of our last season he got really excited and told me that the last episode was titled the Lich and that it was a cliffhanger and that it was a cliffhanger that carried over to the first episode of season five I was pretty excited myself when I got off the phone and we hurried home that night to watch our final few episodes it was after midnight by the time we reached the last remaining file on our PlayStation 3 hard drive but there was no way we were going to sleep I quickly se

lected the file however when I highlighted the last episode the title read it's not my fault that's strange I thought every other episode had been properly titled and played perfectly it seemed odd that the very last one would be the only one mislabeled I scrolled back to the previous episodes now afraid that somehow an episode had gotten out of order and that we didn't actually have the season finale I even did a quick internet search to see if perhaps it was an alternate title for the finale i

t's not my fault did not appear in any of the episode lists I could find and we were left with no other option but to watch the anonymous episode and try to find the finale later as I clicked on the file I noticed that instead of being a usual 11 minute episode the menu showed that it was a full 30 minutes long I assumed that this was either wasted space or perhaps whoever had created the torrent had included whatever cartoon came on after Adventure Time I don't think my wife noticed the time di

fference and I didn't feel any need pointed out the familiar opening sequence and catchy theme song played just as every other episode and I shrug my shoulders nothing seemed out of the ordinary the show opened with Finn chasing Jake around their tree house Jacob found Finn's diary and was threatening to read it out loud Finn screams that he had better give it back after destroying several rooms Jake suddenly stops and calmly hands the book over to Finn been a surprise and asked why he gave up s

o easily Jake says that he was never really going to read the diary because he respects Finn's p-biz too much and that everyone especially Heroes deserve some privacy besides said Jake I already know what's in there a bunch of mushy stuff about Princess Bubble Gum Jake then transforms himself in the shape of Princess Bubblegum and begins to make kissing noises several Penguins were walking by the window at that moment and spot Princess Bubblegum Jay they break through the wall and excitedly begi

n to carry Jake away Finn chases them with his sword drawn Jake escapes by transforming himself into a giant dog embarking ferociously at all of the Penguins scatter and Terror except one Jake was able to catch with his lasso hand Finn points a sword at the Penguin and demands to know why they were trying to kidnap his best friend the penguin refuses to answer Jake realizes that they only wanted him because they thought he was a Princess and Finn asks if the Ice King was kidnapping Princesses ag

ain the penguin glances around nervously before nodding his head Finn tells Jake that they have to rescue the princesses and asks what it is Adventure Time says Jake the next scene shows Finn and Jake leaping through the window of the Ice King's Fortress the Ice King surrounded by his army of penguins is facing a giant cage and laughing the cage holds every princess in the land of ooh with the exception a Princess Bubblegum Finn demands that the Ice King surrender and release the princesses the

Ice King continues laughing and tells Finn and Jake that they can't stop him this time five giant penguins suddenly appear and grab Finn and Jake as the heroes struggle against the Penguins the Ice King begins to explain his plan you know I've always wanted to marry a princess he begins well tonight I shall have my wish as you can see I have captured every princess in the land except one we all know that princess bubble gum is a lady of her word and that is why she's not here even I speak one of

my Penguins is delivering her a message either she agrees to marry me or I will kill the other princesses you and I both know which Choice she'll make she's just too Noble the Ice King Laughs Again and flips a switch on the wall the room begins to shake the floor of the cage slowly begins to retract revealing a deep pit full of ice spikes Jake begins to panic and tells Finn that the ice cream might be right in that princess bubble gum might actually marry him now empowered by the fury of a jeal

ous lover Finn explodes in a rage of violence unleashing a mighty cracking scream he punches free from the giant penguin guards and launches himself at the Ice King as Jake flips the switch stopping the floor with a flying kick to the face Finn knocks the Ice King to the ground and draws his sword the princess's cheer and the defeated Ice King begins whining and disappointment at this point we were about 11 minutes into the episode and I assume that Finn would give the Ice King his usual speech

about how it is wrong to kidnap people and that the episode would end I was wrong instead of calming down not that the vanquished Ice King was laying at his feet Finn continues to Shake in Anger he began to scream and raises his sword above his head the Ice King is surprised and asks Ben what's going on You've Won amidst the Ice King you can take the princesses and go no scream spin everyone in the room goes silent and stares at the lifted blade as a hero it is my duty to fight evil and this is

the last time you will ever kidnap someone shrieks Finn and one disturbingly quick motion Finn brings his sword upon the Ice King's neck severing his head completely I glanced at my wife her eyes were wide with disbelief on the screen I could see the blood gushing from the body and the head it had a surreal quality almost as if the animators had used a mixed media technique the blood did not appear to be drawn but rather it was as if someone was pouring actual liquid onto the image a hint of ste

am even Rose from the ice floor as the hot blood pooled upon it the Caged princesses were now screaming uncontrollably Jake had wrapped his arms around himself his face Frozen in a Silent Scream Finn slowly coming to his senses stares at the Ice King's decapitated corpse with vacant eyes and begins to mutter apologies I didn't mean to actually I mean it it was an accident it's not my fault says Finn his eyes filling with tears this is your fault Dr princess had moved in front of the cage and was

now looking directly at Finn he had already defeated him you didn't have to do this but but I'm a hero Christ Finn it was an accident no Finn says Dr princess you have done something very very serious the Ice King is dead and it's all your fault it's not my fault screams Finn he jumps out of the window and runs off into the Snow Princess Bubblegum and Lady Rainicorn arrived and Jake tells them what has happened they free the rest of the princesses and leave to search for Finn the princesses ret

urn to their kingdoms but they have seen too much the next scene showed Finn hiding inside a snow fort he is trying to process what he has done he reminds himself that is a true hero and that everything he has done was only for the good of others he says that he might not have meant to kill the Ice King but it only happened because he was trying to do the right thing trying to protect the princesses his thoughts were interrupted when one of the Penguins discovers him it's Gunther the Ice King's

favorite penguin Gunther begins honking loudly to alert the others Finn grabs the Penguin and puts his hand over its mouth but Gunther bites him Finn draws his sword and points it menacingly at Gunther telling him to be quiet Gunther's stops honking and begins to accuse Finn with gestures and squeaks Finn screams that he is not a murderer Gunther continues to blame Finn slowly moving towards him and pointing his flipper until he has backed Finn into the corner then he jumps on Finn's chest and s

laps him across the face something inside of Finn snaps the sense of righteous anger he throws Gunther off and screams at the top of his lungs it's not my fault and another sickening fluid motion then arcs a sword and slices Gunther completely in half again the Vivid blood begins to pour from the body I could now see for certain that the animators had somehow Incorporated an actual blood-like substance into their animation not only did the blood form a puddle around the body but it actually bega

n to run down the sides of the frame down to the bottom of the screen where it began to pull almost as if the screen itself was bleeding even when the angle changed the blood running down the screen remained now through the slight reddish tent I could see Finn the Gunther's accusing cries now silenced Finn realizes the solution to his dilemma he must kill everyone who witnessed his crime for the next several minutes a gruesome Montage played out across the screen beginning with Dr princess then

proceeds to brutally murder every princess in an attempt to erase his crime in every Kingdom across the land of ooh the same scene plays out without a word Finn approaches a princess swings his sword and Spills more hyper-realistic blood across the screen by the end of the Montage I could hardly see the characters through the red streaks after murdering the princesses Finn realizes there is only one witness left Jake he travels to the Candy Kingdom and confronts Jake in front of Princess Bubbleg

um Jake transforms into a giant dog with a sword hand in fights with Finn Finn demands to know whether Jake thinks it was all just an accident or if he too considers Finn a murderer Jake says that he knows Finn he knows that he would do anything to help anyone that he true Spirit of a hero but that this time he went too far and that even a hero should be willing to face up to their crimes Finn drops his sword and Bows his head he begins to cry Jake shrinks down and begins to hug him suddenly Jak

e screams Finn's sword is buried deep within his stomach I'm so sorry says Finn I'm so so sorry this is all my fault as Jake lays dying Finn looks up and sees Princess Bubblegum staring down at the scene in horror the pink has drained from her face Finn still holding his bloodied sword begins to walk towards her only one witness remains Princess Bubblegum falls back and raises her arms to defend herself as Finn continues forward she begins to sob then pauses above her I'm sorry he says he raises

his sword this is all my fault then the screen went black I looked around I was now standing across the room from our TV I looked behind me the image on the screen showed the main menu as the first five seconds of the episode continuously looped yet the sobs continued I looked down at my feet and saw my wife crumbled on the floor and my hand was a knife from the kitchen please don't kill me begged my wife Coming fully to my senses I dropped the blade and sat on the floor next to her she screame

d I tried to hold her but she desperately pushed away and began to cry harder realizing that I had almost done something horrible I begged her to come back to me it's not my fault I said my wife erased the files from the hard drive in the morning she said she never wanted to watch that show again when I asked her what she had seen she said that the episode had ended after 11 minutes like all the others when I asked her what she had seen she said that the episode had ended after 11 minutes like a

ll the others and that as soon as it had ended I had slipped into some kind of Trance she said she had no idea what I was talking about when I tried to describe the rest of the episode to her and discussing it only made her cry I begged my brother-in-law to show me where he had downloaded the files from but he couldn't remember now you may wonder why I'm choosing to share this story it's quite simple No One Believes me when I tell them what I saw they all believe that it was my fault that I had

really tried to kill my wife so now I'm sharing this in the hopes that one of you through morbid curiosity perhaps will look for that same torrent that I was given maybe you will find it and you will be tempted to watch the last file maybe you will see the same thing I did and as I wait for that fatal curiosity to overtake someone I will keep my eye on the news just hoping that someday there will be a story about someone who killed the whoa just hoping that someday there will be a story about so

meone who killed their family and blamed it on a cartoon they watched then I'll know then everyone will know it really wasn't my fault whoa there so yeah oh my um I did not expect that so hold up they're like yo this thing exists and I'm just hoping one of you guys will watch it and just kill your family that's a little up uh and wild truly that that's going to take me a very long time to um process emotionally I mean I want to give this one a four it's it's still up there I'm liking the imagery

there was a lot of filler still before we even got into the story in my opinion but I guess sometimes people want to have a lot of context so have that as you will though I would love to point out that now he watches the news which means he watches television um so that's pretty interesting we don't know if there's been other negative consequences in regards to his marriage so that's an interesting detail that didn't get added whether or not his wife is now in therapy because of what happened w

ould have been nice information to know too because I feel like she needs it I mean it has believability to a degree but then again apparently trans hallucination-esque kind of scenario so does the episode actually exist who knows that dude just is waiting for someone else to kill their family so that's pretty interesting but yeah you guys tell me what you think I still think it's it's pretty decent just a little concerning but uh yeah quite the read I suppose it is a bye bye for now bye oh God

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