[Music] e [Music] la [Music] [Applause] [Music] I [Music] yeah you know you don't look so dumb for a dummy come on Fanny muser what are you doing I'm working Mr Callaway working H you keep on working like that and you'll work your way right out of a job yes sir here put this down yes sir now get me some pins yes sir you know the boss doesn't like the way we're dress in the windows well you can't blame them what yes with the pins oh yes the only window he likes is the baby clothes display did you
tell him that I dress that window I did not that's all right I'll tell him huh now listen muser while I'm head of the window dressing Department you'll take your orders from me yes sir now get out of here yes sir put this model in the window yes sir hurry up yes sir can't you say anything else but yes sir no sir well why don't you say it yes sir this is a sample of the toilet water we have on sale today well that be [Music] all thank you hello Willie Willie hello hello egie Willie come here a m
inute Willie I can't Danny and I have a date got a date to take me to the picnic tomorrow you have what's s you promised the last time you didn't take me the next time well this is the next time time it is no the next time is the next time oh young man you have a kind face you take care of my baby but listen steady kid hold everything have you any round robber sponges yes I'm in a truck will you pick up the baby W [Music] you [Music] the oh thank you so much she did good [Music] girl come on Fan
ny oh pardon me I I thought you were a dummy are you Mr Risman the manager of this store yes Madam you are I'm Mrs Morgan yes Madam I have a very serious complaint to me yes won't you be seated last week I purchased a set of china for a wedding gift oh yes the China Department I left full instructions for its delivery but the set arrived with half of the pieces broken 2 days up the wedding I promise you someone will suffer for this send Mr mher to me at once yes sir now of course we will replace
the broken articles Mrs Morgan window dressing Department mhm H Marsha who wants him Mr Risman right away yes I'll find him I'll send him to you right away who is that man you sent for the man who is responsible for this mistake this isn't the first complaint we've had about [Music] him H that you m yes sir come here you recall packing a set of china for Mrs Morgan why how do you do Mrs Morgan China yes sir was it pink with green stripes it was the finest L with gold stripes and when it arrived
every cup in the set was broken isn't that too bad to bad yeah no cups for coffee are you arguing with me no I'm telling you and I'm telling you you're fire now you get your money and get out and let this be a lesson to you yes sir anything else sir get out good day Mrs margan thank you yes not not at all it's been a pleasure I assure you now if you will just go down to the sh Department we will do what we can for you Mrs thank you so much Mr Risman thank you good day good day are you the manag
er yes mam won't you come in come here you have some complaint the most outrageous thing has happened Edward tell him well I bought this bag here yesterday afternoon oh yes the baggage department be seated I've been in town several days on business now my wife was to join me tomorrow for a vacation trip yesterday I bought some shirts and things and told the clct to send them to my hotel in that bag send the head of the baggage department to me at once on a complaint but I arrived in town I went
straight to my hotel and I was late and I found this evidently someone has been very careless you can imagine my feelings and mine the head of the baggage department is here sir send them in by this isn't the man who waited on me yesterday I know that you know what you did you put ladies clothes in a gentleman's bag this lady's clothes that lady is his wife well who was the lady that had her clothes in his bag none of your business now how did you happen to make this mistake oh it's liable to ha
ppen in the best of families are you arguing with me no I'm telling you and I'm telling you you're fired and let this be a lesson yes sir oh I can't tell you how relieved I am you know Edward is so very very very busy hey come here here I want you to take this what's this for for being the world's champion liar oh that's all right no no no take it and don't you worry I'll see that you get another job what's the matter with the one I got why didn't you just get fired it's a racket huh you see eve
ry time the store makes a mistake I get fired makes it nice for everybody well it certainly made it nice for me Ed are you sure the cashier's office on I paid the bill here man what's that hush money hush money mhm it doesn't rattle in your pocket 10 whole berries I suppose you're going to blow that in on some skirt not in your life I'm going to put it in the bank you know I'm saving up for a raccoon coat yes and how much have you got now $7 A4 I had 3,000 but I invested in Oil stock NOW whereve
r did you get $3,000 a taxi C backed into me oh I suppose you you sued the company no they gave me 3,000 not two and you bought Oil stock mhm well there's one born every minute wait a minute you know in Brooklyn the birth rates are much higher well I'll see you later I'm going over the bank now listen Musha you'll be back in 5 minutes or I'll report you o cway yes so we're here to ask for contributions to the office home ladies and gentlemen the home is taking care of more than 100 children like
this little fellow here now I don't know of any charity more deserving than the home and the work it's do Miss Brown she will accept any contribution You may wish to make every dollar you give goes directly to the children no one is off fir except the now if you don't feel like giving a large St today you may donate a weekly played $10 supports one child for one week anybody can play this [Music] oh no no oh I'm sorry no dear sorry that's all right is this one of the orphans yes cute little ras
cal what is she girl or boy oh she's a boy I need do you kind of like him don't you oh I love him to death I bet he likes you too haven't heard said of a mother that's not such hard luck is it no ah there's a man after my own heart a smile on his face and money his hand hey wait a minute that's $10 just enough to support one orphan for one week I'll get you a receipt but listen oh that was awfully generous of you do you think so well yes well he's sure a cute kid mhm he likes you oh yeah he's a
bright kid all right will you find it please oh is this my receipt yes it entites you to visit the hall whenever you want will you be there tomorrow yes I work Sunday good I'll be there too be a good chance to get better acquainted with the baby you mean yeah with the baby all time thank you here's you C me now does anybody else want to support a little off well I guess that washes me up so long Oscar so goodbye miss oh and my name is Robins Mary Robins gee that's a pretty name oh thanks whether
you believe it or not my name's Usher oh what an odd name odd uhhuh no it's even m u s h e r 6 well goodness see you tomorrow Oscar goodbye goodbye goodbye [Music] goodbye get to work yes sir it's a pleasure sir C wasn't he funny imagine calling a bunch of sweetness like you Oscar oh but he was sort of nice didn't you think Oscar yeah 1:00 girl time for lunch I hereby promise to pay the Belleview orphanage for the support of a child a sum of $10 each and every week hey [Music] hey oh how can I
give him $10 every week I only make 20 all this mad duuk it can't be done hey what's the idea talking to a dummy you dummy the next thing you know you'll be talking to yourself and walking into Telegraph C you know that don't you all right get out of here will you Nobody seen me come in nobody did that's fine if the boss catches you in here we'll both get canned all go on the boss went out to lunch he's out eating is I will about that picnic tomorrow I'm not gone will you get out of here please
well if you don't take me I'll go with Johnny Harris I will he's crazy to take me Johnny is yeah he must be yeah go ahead go with Johnny hey are you spurning me for another day Mar you no I got to go out the orphan's home tomorrow bought a baby a baby how did you get mixed up with a baby baby how did you well I was going to the bank and I stopped to talk to a girl on the street and now you got a baby on your hand wait a minute you're thinking too fast look I hereby promise to pay $10 a week per
week it can't be done so I got to go out there tomorrow and tell them it can't be done why do you have to go out there tomorrow and tell them it can't be done why do you have to because it can't be done look I only make 20 bucks a week 20 i' have to give your mother five from my room You' better and the stomach gets seven more 7 and five or 12 12 and 20 leaves eight see and you have to pay 10 yeah you know what I think what I think you ought to go out there tomorrow yeah and tell them it can't b
e done yeah now that's a new idea will you get out of here before I Crown you you oh yes sir what are you doing well oh I I'm UND dressing the dummy sir stand still dummy don't let me interfere I'll be here for some time so go right on with your work you want to get my come come my sir undress that dummy yes sir you've been in this department for some time haven't you oh about a year doing all right stand still what did you say I say I'm standing still now's your chance to go further oh wait a m
inute you better take off those Bloomers what that I said no it never show through this slip I got the wrong slip on ouch did you you say something oh uh I I was just talking to the dummy you know I often talk to the dummy sort of a habit with me you talk to dummies yeah that's very funny yes it is you talk to the Dum they can't answer you back no they can't say a word h on yes this is Mr rman all right I'll come at once you you I could murder you wait I get my hands on you you you dirty uness y
ou oh now now don't get excited I saved your job for how did your sa though how did your sa tell me I'll teach you you m come down to the office in a few minutes there's a customer there with a complaint oh what's the matter you're all right I'll never be the same sure sure you will everything will be all right go ahead and get dressed I'll I'll turn my back why I ain't got no secrets from you no more how can you ever look me in the face [Music] again [Music] oh oh can you imagine maduk me getti
ng mix it up in the High Society racket fny will'll never know you [Music] now how we this morning huh now ah get wor go ahead come on oh I hate to get up in the morning oh how I hate to get up now I'm to go you're welcome now R along that's right now brush your teeth if you don't I'll know because the brush will be dry that's right what are you so happy about oh I know that my young man we met yesterday is coming to see us this afternoon did you like him yeah put your arm in there we [Music] ar
e oh how do you do everybody how do you do Mrs ten how do you do dear you know M Frankin oh how do you do Mrs [Music] Franklin so glad to see you hello Mr J I want you to meet harby V oh how do you do Mr vand how do you do I knew your father when he old only one railroad I heard speak of you I want you to know my fiance Miss Ogle Thor of the Virginia Ogle thorps of course well you got here too I see don't you want to meet Mrs tenite she wouldn't know me then I'll introduce you Mrs tenite yes I w
ant you to meet Mr Mar oh are you do Mr uh musher one of the Brooklyn mushers oh you're from Brooklyn a what part uh all of it entic young man I'm so glad to know you Mr Maser no not mher just plain Masher emphasis on the mush who do I go to see about this here Mrs tenite oh you're one of those adorable young men who's going to bring up the baby yeah but I want to talk you P to day to pick out the baby my baby yes the little angel that you're going to support stand still honey you must look nice
today how do you know that nice young man might even adopt you you mustn't be so bashful this is a mystery isn't it sweet my goodness you must have a lot of babies where did they all come from well really Mr Mash I couldn't say oh he's an adorable child Angel see the nice man I brought you speak to him what did I say what's his name anything oh hello anything ah my young man how are you kid he doesn't seem to speak my language I'll speak his oh I'm so sorry all right children will be children d
arling you mustn't break the man's can maybe you prefer the one in this crib yeah maybe isn't she Angelic oh she's cute gu gu hello little sweetheart you me kiss oh I'll give you a penny for a kiss I get more than that for take care why you make her your ward oh I'm afraid she'd be too expensive anyway I don't want a ward that's why I came out here today you see when I signed this slip I didn't understand one two I'm sorry you'll have to take that matter up with Mrs tenai but listen I was hey yo
u what do you think you're doing you little hello oh hello cute little fella well I'm manag to get here oh I'm so glad so am I you know it's a beautiful place you have here yes it's so peaceful so I noticed will you stop it oh rather like a nice boy and play with your marbles go ahead yeah and don't swallow any well well if it isn't Oscar you remember Mr Musha darling say hello Mr Masha hello Mr mush oh he thinks I'm a Serial never mind the Mr stuff this is Uncle Willie speaking you know I think
it's marvelous of you to provide for a baby you know nothing about see it must be a tremendous satisfaction spending your money to bring up an angel like Oscar for instance yeah well that's that's what I want to see about oh I think it's wonderful uh yeah mm but how long have you been interested in orphans oh all my life you see I I used to be an orphan myself you uh-huh I was brought up in a home nothing like this home they didn't have any nurses they like the ones they have here or I want to
run away oh you ran away uh-huh what did you do I went to work you did how old were you oh about 15 oh and you've worked ever since huh uh-huh that is on and off see you know I think you're awfully romantic me Roman you're just like a hero in a novel all alone in the world working hard finally becoming rich and successful tell me how did you make your first big money oh my my first big money uh-huh uh what gave you your start uh well let me see now uh uh a taxi cab a taxi cab yeah you see it was
a question of backing oh oh I see and after your first money it was easy huh well look the first 3,000 was the hardest then I invested in oil ever since then why there's been really nothing to it oh isn't that exciting oh see and go out in the little we P oh heavens oh what hey oh I'm so sorry oh that's all right oh they really should be put in bed they're more trouble than twins why don't you put them in the twin beds oh let me I'm afraid your hat is ruined oh well that's all right there's ple
nty more where that came from I got to do I got a I got to do I got a I got to do I got a I got a do I got I got a headache I agree with one time you to care hello Mrs can I Hello darling Oh rather attractive isn't he there yeah qu this is number 517 he was left at the front door on the night of April 1st oh an April Fool baby eh yeah well come here my man let me have a look at you it [Music] is what's the matter got a flat I must have picked up a nail someplace how long will it take not over 5
minutes all I've got to do is change the wheels okay hey what place is this that's an A's home yeah see if a smart bird only knew where those kids come from and why say I brought a kid up here once myself yeah yeah on April Fool's Day yeah go on your story interests me well you see it was something like this I get a call one night from a popping House downtown it was a girl and she asked me to drive her out to the office doin's home well I drove her out there got out of the cabin and helped the
lady out she had a baby in her arms I was watching go up the stairs and I started to turn around and close the cab door I noticed something on the floor of the cab I picked it up it was a wedding ring had some initials inside said h v to VH I said hey lady did you drop this she looked kind of funny and flustered like as she came down the stairs I said did you drop this in the cab she says oh yes if you please forget all about this I'll give you $50 when I come out I said lady you could have the
cab for $50 well I tried to figure it out but it's over my head well by time I looked to see what the Meer was and everything she was back say she was a swell looking Dame too but I noticed one thing as she came down the stairs she didn't have the baby in her arms well she started to force some money on me but you know me I wouldn't take money from a woman well I put her in the cab said quiet too lady she told me to drive her to a nightclub downtown I hopped in the front seat so I high ball it b
ack to town why did you say those initials were HP to V8 mhm and you DED the girl where at a nightclub downtown mhm very interesting I wonder where she came from and why search me where would you like to go D I'm hungry you're always hungry let's go and get some lunch and you know nothing of his parentage no a Mary yes Mr T I can you tell us anything about 517 oh nothing except that he was left here well dressed and well cared for on the night of April 1st that's all we know my dear I shouldn't
dream of adopting a child unless I knew something of his parentage oh I'll take him oh my dear what is that oh just a little birth mark I shouldn't care for that at all can't you show us something else if you'll follow me come along there well that's no kind of a family for you and me to get mixed up with you should worry about that little trademark here look at the one I got Mr masterer that's all right don't look oh gee can you see it yes oh how bet I know why you came here today you're going
to make Oscar your Bo oh that that's what I want to see about oh wouldn't it be wonderful yeah but I you could come to see us anytime you wanted to please don't look at me like that oh wouldn't you aor for Guardian honey H be your Uncle Willie Uncle LLY oh gee I'll find some way to do it you will yeah oh boy this is great yeah it's got to be done let's see I get through at the store at 6 6 to 9 that gives me 3 hours to eat and change my clothes I don't have I get through here at 3 I get down at
the store at 8: it gives me 3 hours to sleep that's funny I'm getting tired of my tire oh he was my inspiration but think B to I don't want constellation I need a lock in bar the man for me for Mr there's the on this table here number six six ready I got a man I can trust cuz he a this be Haven so I'm a SL just as slow as a human can be I'm full and I know just the r I'm I'm and [Music] the good when it's time I'm getting tired of [Music] my you find a many I'll get ins [Music] my he was my insp
iration but things have gone too far I don't want consolation come here I need [Music] a equip with you get your post you belong get back to your post get tired of my ti that's kind of singing I like that py stuff give cigarette what you think hey py pinky pinky look did you enjoy the theater Oh I thought it was good it I love your sir oh hello oh hello I haven't seen you for for a few nights sir uh we've been out of town yeah I missed your tips what I say would you like to have some asparagus t
ips no that's young harby Vel yeah that's the redheaded Janie's going to marry next month yeah Harvey I can recommend the crab salad have you served any crabs tonight yeah that old baldheaded guy over [Music] there what say d [Music] I wonder if Rob told that girl about his first wife I never knew he had a first wife oh there was nothing to Ty about it Violet and Har roommate that's how I know Violet Violet who Violet Harris she and Harve both both underrage so his father had it to know Violet H
arris you said mhm mhm Harvey vanderman to Violet Harris what's on your mind pinky oh nothing much I'm just thinking of writing a little letter maybe about what about babies babies sure shall We join the marry makers well I was wondering when you were going to ask me [Music] hey I'll take care of me own hat and coat never mind that I'm just going to KCK it yeah well I lost one like that never mind that sit down B never mind I'll tell her when to sit down sit down I and stop chewing that gum will
you a well you're in the swell D now aie well did Johnny your swell to take me to a place I want to go y are yeah and you can think of plenty of places to go believe me are you s are you so no this is your birthday sure well we got to have a me and you and me what's a you wait wait star well hello Johnny hello how are you well I'm not very hry I'll tell you that hey what are you doing here I work here you work ain't you working down the storm anym yeah I work there in the B work here at night a
t night but when do you sleep between green that's pretty good hey but why I need the money you see I'm supporting a baby and babies cross a lot of Ja you bet you that's what I've been telling Aggie and listen she can spend more money bully than anyone I ever saw oh shut up all go on say Willy how is the baby come over here and sit oh boy I got that greatest little kid in the world he must be will to keep you working on your dogs all day and all night yeah yeah I know but I make it easy on the p
uppies let's see they look like be they look like my old man shoes look my own name shoes is about that's fine you got czy or something get back to your he he's a friend of mine wait a minute we know that guy that's all right please but you know him sit down go ahead everything is going to be all right yeah you bet your life everything's done it better be all right everything is going to be all right a go and comb your hand yeah oh there your tip later thank [Music] you oh boy I've had enough so
mebody's dancing with snowshoes on oh well it's too crouded for me out there I quit when they started climbing up my back I've had enough I never saw so many left foot of dances normal life [Music] right when I need your help I'll ask for it what are you talking about here she comes now watch me ball her out oh forget it not me say listen Daisy I'm sorry Jord I'm going to tell you exactly why what's the matter with you you trying to break up another party no but I'm going to tell you something a
don't be so noising ladies and gentlemen the regular Wednesday evening dance contest is about to start this contest is open to everyone and anybody the winner will receive this beautiful solid gold silver loving cup anybody wants to get in it I mean the contest not the cop will come up and get your numbers are you ready Professor hey Johnny bet you and me go in the dance contest huh maybe we'll win the cup oh I I don't want to dance I'm ashamed why come man said anybody could get in it yeah I k
now but he didn't know we were coming Johnny I want to go on a dance contest now look Aggie I don't want to dance and that's all there his to why because somebody's Li to steal my hat and coat that's why but yeah come on I want to get out here go to dance now now here ly if I lose my hat and coat you'll have to pay nobody's going to take your all right now I'll go now listen you I'm sick and tired of being yelled at and grow beating one more cck out of you and I'll that's what you get to talk ab
out another die he still thinks he's Champion oh he fell down wait a minute you did that I'll fix you for the TR just a minute let's go me we don't allow gentlemen to beat up ladies in here no no you have to go outside here what's coming off's [Music] the right I told you not to SP on [Music] anything I don't know whether I ought to St you in the no M but this gentleman isn't even employed was a waited the done my word satisfact you come on I'm not come on Gentlemen please sit down I don't know
wait look let's have a drink and shut up about is [Music] what kind of the dancing contest is this did you see that man kick you did I see him I felt him come on let's get out of here I wouldn't stand up cont him if I did well we got rid of that one Willie not a bad idea why what happened well I'd rather not say but uh I wouldn't went and stay in this times for a dozen cups [Music] hey what's the idea what are you talking about kick me punching the nose for you up [Music] thei [Music] [Applause]
[Music] he [Music] wait a minute there's the mug that done it out there on the floor Willie look at my predicament I haven't got time look at mine oh oh Johnny oh Willie Willie oh hey Willie oh Johnny Johnny help me help you oh J oh what's the matter with you I've been like that in a place like this oh I'm all right Johnny oh you're all right are you yeah well have you forgotten your operation yeah oh go ahead go ahead sit down oh let me just get one sock of juice wait a minute let me explain t
here is no explanation necessary I attend to this now get out you're fired and let this be a lesson for you but I was only get out come on folks please sit down and have a good time you [Music] come let go all right feel that let oh wait wait just a moment here oh no I can't that's all right I'm awfully sorry you got in that J with had big eggs for go on put it in your cake thanks here you are oh is that what she gave you yeah here's your cut can I go home now sure but listen you've been late ev
ery night this week now come around here tomorrow night on time oh yes sir and listen lay off these disc contest you wear out my gifts yes sir take care of that for me you he's late today honey but you know he'll come Uncle willly hasn't missed a Sunday in 2 months Mary yes your boy friends just come in the gate see what can I tell you it's candy today isn't it what well we all know the routine one Sunday flowers next Sunday candy keep me a couple of chewies will you all right what have you got
there the oil oh now your trouble start not today I put plenty of syrup in to fool them oh mrha you have candy today I see yes you have candy today I see no hello hello hello asky you're looking great look Mary look what I got for you oh thanks you know all week long I try to think of different things to bring in but I always end up with candy or Cent or C or flow thanks but you don't need to bring anything don't you suppose I know that but too you know someday I'm going to bring you a a a what
see when you look at me like that my heart just goes I'm not your kidding no I'm not oh what's in the box oh boy when you see a steam engine oh has anybody told you that you're beautiful today uh-uh oh then I will you're perfect oh excuse me oh really you look awfully tired didn't you sleep well last night yeah I slept well but not long enough H up late at a party I suppose oh no I I went to a nightclub oh how I hate nightclubs well why did you go well I had to go on business well for goodness s
ake if you're so sleepy why don't you go home I I'd rather be here honest Mary when did you received this Anonymous letter yesterday a baby eh it's news to me dad maybe it isn't true in any case it's blackmail we've got to get a hold of that baby if there is one have you kept cracking that Violet Harris girl uh yes sir you've got to get in touch with her first get the bie orphanage on the phone yes sir but I mean it Willie you can't enjoy yourself going around half asleep but you don't know what
Sunday's mean to me visiting you and Oscar is the only fun I have do you mean that honestly gee Mary can't you tell I'm crazy about you oh I'm glad because I'm a little crazy about you too no honestly uh-huh oh oh there 721 he can it he's safe he can't go any place oh really I'll be like that oh she likes me did you know it yeah I bet you knew it all the time you little rasing you wouldn't tell me that's too easy now now don't you ever put your head in there again well you don't think I did it
on purpose no it's all right I tell you there's no taste to do it it's G Royal oh it's lucky for you that I need this job now I'm telling you once more that there's no taste to this cast oil no oh Mr Masha would you come here a moment please I wonder if you'd stand there and help me out uh certainly I'm going to give you one more chance and if you don't do it this time I'll well I'll give it to Mr Maser sure and I'll swallow it too now you're going to take it no all right then see does it taste
bad no it's good oh M my that is good maybe he'll take it from you would you like to try it sure a my young man M now it's your turn no oh well all right is it good Mister is it good oh boy had a boy Hercules me too mister me too mister me too mister all right all right one at a time now one at a time y are all right just a minute wait for me than you master all right honey oh good gracious you're not giving all the children croid are you Castor yes what's the matter oh you feeling badly yeah an
d I'm going to feel worse really ex excuse me what's the matter Willie I I just got some bad news what b o no no no no no yes Mr vanderman a darling little boy number 517 he was left here on the night of April 1st last year I see uh fact is I'm quite interested I'll know the Dare do more about it could I see the child next Sunday certainly we'll have a complete record ready for you when you come what's that oh you may depend upon me to keep the matter absolutely confidential yes goodbye what oh
hello goodbye you weren't really asleep were you yes I was and as soon as you leave I'm going to ride back to sleep you're going to sleep on your back yeah no listen what's your name what your Santa Claus come back Christmas are you going C for me now yeah now you bounce me yeah I'll bounce you look going out of here will I'm waiting for some somebody who a young lady will you go away please do you like her yeah I like her will you run along and play with your Playmates no no I want to play now
yeah but listen get off get your hand out of my face will you get your Fu out get off on me will you do you like ice cream what kind of ice cream the strawberry ice cream no do you like chocolate ice cream no vanilla ice cream no what flavor ice cream do you like I don't like any flavor oh well look here's a dime you run along and buy yourself some ice cream without any flavor I don't know why so many people get married what's the matter willly upset about something oh no it's it's all right now
tell me why do you work so hard how do you know I work hard well you forget I'm a trained nurse I'm worried about you gee that's sweet of you to worry about me cuz I'm not worth it oh yes you are to me you know there's something I've been wanting to tell you what's the matter with you what do you want now I lost the St you gave me oh you lost it did you well that's too bad now what was I saying I want another time what do you think I am the mint he wants another dime oh I'm sorry I only have a
half a dollar I can tell you for you well what are you going to do with a guy like that now what were we talking about well we were talking about you oh that's silly when there's you to talk about is she her is she her what do you mean is she the one you were talking about yeah uh pardon me just a moment please come here listen will you beat it you got your bribe now get out of here great kid you know when I get a chance I'm going to tell you a lot of nice things about yourself oh now you're mak
ing fun of me no I'm not I are you still here what is it do you love her why why of course yes well why don't you kiss her can you can you suggest anything except murder oh Buster run away dear no I don't want to Buster I know you don't want me to see your kisses bust you know it be hard work learning to love him oh you shouldn't let the children annoy you you know that's the only trouble with you what is oh your disposition is too sweet you let everybody walk all over you it's not right you run
ning yourself ragged like a or like a waiter in a restaurant looking for a tip waiter yeah what made you think of that you don't like waiters do you oh I'm not talking about waiters I'm talking about you why do you let people impose on you so well I I'm just waiting waiting for what to strike oil I promise you one thing once I strike oil nobody's going to walk on me what's the name of your oil company the maon oil company there oh the maon oil company started drilling its first well last week I
report satisfactory progress oh hello Oscar have you had your nap already no he wouldn't take his nap he's too excited uh-oh this will never do young fell you can have him and I I wish you luck see here kid you got to take your nap you can't laugh me out of it you're going to sleep you sing to me oh Uncle really can't sing darling who says I can't sing well I never heard you well there's a lot of things about me she doesn't know all right smarty tell us how do you sing loud or how's he going to
sleep if you sing loud watch me do me me what are you going to sing how can I tell till I get started me me me me me me me me listen I can't sing if your eyes are open you got to keep them closed do you understand all right let me see Rock him the now like your eyes are open you keep them closed some strange old men must have crossed my P good Lu came then as an aftermath it's true [Music] for you suddenly came to [Music] view now I can't tell either wrong from right seems I just fell and I lost
my sight baby can't see anybody but [Music] you love comes without a warning you wake up one morning and find that it's there deep [Music] your first a tiny attraction then comes our reaction you feel something there deep in your heart you press it with [Music] L it's thrilling it'sing a VY [Music] there you can remember thisg when you [Music] real you find that de [Music] [Music] heart I'm keeping a warm that you planed deep in my [Music] heart you're a [Music] of are that I worship in my [Mus
ic] heart [Music] and wonderful when the S man com sweep you may sweeping I'm keeping you deep my [Music] [Music] heart oh may I interrupt sh may I interrupt on a matter that concerns the child what's the matter with him may I ask may I ask have you any plans for him do you intend to adopt him adopt him oh I I hav't thought of that oh I see but you have no objection to his adoption by someone else someone else a very wealthy man a multi-millionaire who's become interested in the boy he'll probab
ly take him wait a minute you can't take him away from me like that but you said you had no plans for him well I didn't know anybody else had plans for him who is it oh I can't tell you at present the fact that you supported the child in several months gives you the first claim on him of course but on the other hand it is my duty to arrange the best possible adoption for him you understand yeah take it over Mr buter I'm quite sure you want to do what is best for the child GE that's tough really
are you going to let her walk all over you again what do you mean are you going to let her take off away from us us but what can we do she said he was a millionaire oh but it doesn't take a million dollars to adopt a baby why don't you adopt him yourself you have first claim on him how much will it cost oh uh not more than a couple hundred oh couple hundred huh yes that's all yeah that's all yeah I can do it you will uh-huh listen I I'll bathroom if you take care of them oh I'd love to in some C
o little house somewhere oh but but what oh really what would people think and say about the three of us in the same house what could they say it would be all right I'd adopt you too oh you you're not joking I am not see but I don't know whether you love me enough to oh but I do Willie with all my heart oh I'll get the $200 oh there's no dollar but is there not after that kiss and you learned everything you said didn't you every word of it yeah I wouldn't disappoint you for the world oh I just c
ouldn't stand it if you did Willie after this well don't worry goodbye honey goodbye and Cinderella and the prince lived happily ever after no all right darling time to go to bed now AR we going to have a show oh you want a show tonight yeah all right whose turn is it mine all right F what do you want to do I want to recite all right fine now you go ahead and recite now listen quietly everybody go ahead I only had a home sweet home someone who care for me just like all these other boys and girls
how happy I would be with a CL momy and daddy true to call me all their own this world would be all Sunshine if I only had a home oh that's fine that's all night everybody in bed quick hurry up everybody everybody ready good and my f come from God and I pray thank you God for this good day and in the [Music] morning now I lay me down to I pray the Lord my soul to keep if I die iy and make me a good girl do you know any more prayers so we can stay up longer yeah I know longer the Lord is my shep
herd I shall not want he Mak me like down you better stop for now Mary they'll be praying all night all right I will I think that's enough I'm sure your prayers were heard now come on lie down everybody cover up tight B and now you and I will say our little private prayer God bless Uncle Wy and make him happy yes lie down where'd you get this stuff I bought it Mr scholar I'm sorry but the bank can't loan anything on this kind of security wow it it's good isn't it possibly it's not a listed stock
and has no market value what difference does that make gee they started drilling the well last week H that's good if they strike o may make you a wealthy man eh sure I know but I need the $200 now I'm sorry no bank or loan Association in the state can loan anything on that kind of stuff could I sell you $200 worth of it $200 not for a carload hello oh that you J General Motors up a point good how much do we make 80,000 not bad okay isn't there any chance of me raising $200 on this not here I'm
sorry she saw am I child seems to be normal and healthy you have no idea of his parentage no you s for me this is Mary Robins in charge of the nursery this is Mr vanderman who is going to adopt 517 you going to take him away you seem fond of the child is he fond of you oh by yes good you'll need a nurse how would you like the position you couldn't do better my dear we leave thly for Europe I'll pay all your expenses and give you $50 a week aren't you fortunate my dear oh I'm sorry but I can't go
what haven't you told Mr vanderman about Mr musher who what about him he's the gentleman who has been supporting 517 he's going to adopt after himself he's coming here today with the money and the adoption papers why wasn't I consulted about this they're employed by the Home not by Mr musher who is this fellow why does he want the child oh because he loves him well there's more to it from that did he tell anything about adopting the child before he knew I was interested nothing I thought so tha
t's the man has been trying to Blackmail us where can I find this crook Willie hello Mary what's wrong oh everything I couldn't do it young man you better watch your step for you land in jail for you this is Mr vanderman who's going to adopt Oscar just where do you figure in this oh Mr MH has been paying for the support of the child every week wait a minute have you been so well this is very funny so you've been supporting that kid with the tips you got eh tips he's a waiter in a nightclub oh he
is not Mr mush is a a successful businessman he's been serving me at the 400 club for weeks ask him are you sure of this Harvey well certainly oh Willie is this true yes I I am a waiter oh then you've been lying to me about everything yes but Mar I don't marry I didn't mean to I just wanted you to like me because well because I well under the circumstances then you won't stand in the way of the child's happiness will you Mr M well listen I can take care of Oscar gee I'm I'm doing pretty well I'
m making more money all the time come now young man what can you do for him our home can give him every Advantage every luxury that wealth can buy don't you understand that You' be doing the baby a great Injustice if you prevented his adoption by Mr vanderin but he's kind of used to me now you know he likes me she wouldn't it be just as satisfactory to get another kid no well you know Oscar isn't exactly perfect he's got a little birth mark on his back he's the only child I want if you have any
feeling for him or regard for his future you won't deny him this opportunity you must think of the baby I am Mrs tenik I am well well if it means a good break for Oscar then then I won't stand in his way of course you won't I understand you supported the child for some months now any expense you've been put to her oh I'm not selling Oscar you haven't got enough money to buy them I'm I'm giving them to you because because it's best for Him Goodbye Mary I don't suppose you'll ever want to see me a
gain I just want you to know whatever I did was because because I loved you so much Uncle W what's the matter Uncle w nothing honey Uncle Will's gone away no no well it's all right you're going to a beautiful place just like the place in the story book you're going to have a swell time you'll be so happy and you be there too well let's not talk about that now you bring me toys Uncle Wy oh you'll have lots of funny toys oodles and oodles of funny toys will make you laugh and laugh and laugh you l
augh too Uncle Willet I'll try listen last they're waiting in there for you you better run along now goodbye kid [Music] goodbye run along now all always remember the whether I'm there or not your Uncle Willie is loving you every minute of every day goodbye [Music] bye that's out of here hey I want M where's M oh M hey what why hey I sent for you 10 minutes ago now I C it never mind who dressed like toy window downstairs don't blame me for that Musha did that one oh he did did he yes he did and
he dressed the baby clothes window too yeah when I dress a window you know it you bet I because it's rck those are the two best looking windows in town everybody's talking about them customer with a complaint sir H send m to me at once yes sir well I did my best all right yes sir from now on M is the head window dress yes sir I'll make a note of it say the boss want you yeah I know him he's been looking all over for you and you better watch your step he's on the war path well I'm going right up
there and tell that old back just what I think I've been saving this up for a long time oh get out of here let me tell you something I take my last order from you you now listen you'll take orders for me as long as you're employed here now well tell to her who hey what's the matter here hey I want m now wait a minute Ryan Ryan I've got a few things to say to you before I go I've stood for your abuse and your terrible neckti for the last time you know what I think of you you're the meanest stingi
est crankiest most unreasonable old Buzzard I ever met you fired me for the last time I quit well why don't you say something wait a minute wait a minute See You Got Me Wrong you're not fired you're PR I'm what promoted from now on you're a head window dresser those two windows did the trick you mean I'm the boss yes from now on Callaway takes orders from you now go ahead with your own ideas I won't [Music] interfere how about M yes sir all settled yes sir and thank you very much Mr eisan M uh h
ow about a little increase in salary I'll give you $10 more I give cway thank you uh how much you pay Callaway $50 okay could I get a loan of $200 00 what for it's for a baby a baby you're a baby well $200 morning's mine and you want me to put up $200 so you can have a baby yeah yeah crazy oh am I then you can get yourself another head window dresser hey wait a minute wait a minute yeah that's the way I feel about it m 50 2 hey I didn't know that you were married I'm not it's for an orphan I'm g
oing to adop it means an awful lot to me all right thank you very much Mr Risman uh could I get the afternoon off hey what is all this I got to go out there and get my baby you see there someone else after him and I might lose out so I want all right all right go ahead before you think of something else thank you oh gee Mr I thanks very much everybody around here thinks you're an old crab a crab yeah but I think you're a great little guy well T I have taken care of it thank you everything has be
en arranged the nurse is getting the child ready now I should enjoy donating this check to the home if I were sure no mention of the adoption would appear in the newspapers you may leave it safely to me I are we going on the steam boats and see the Choo Cho trains see see Uncle willly hello askar hello I'm Mary I got the $200 oh it's too late Willie I'm taking ask to the office now oh you want are you yes well I'd like to see anybody take my kid away from me now I'll wait for the you just a minu
te you're not through yet what does this mean don't yell at me I've been yelled at by experts this is outrageous and it's going to be outrageous sir if this is blackmail listen when it's your turn to talk I'll tell you you know I've been pretty nice so far but don't get me mad for from now on jumping on me will be just as safe as jumping on Dynamite here hold this a minute you know who I am I'm head window dresser who Trac his department store the boss see and I got all the money in the world th
at's for osar he's mine and you're through take your money and get out and and we let this be a lesson to you young man pick up your money you can't have Oscar he's my grandson your what my grandson he was left here the night of April 1st is this true oh I think it is oh well how do you know that was the only child left here that night was it m brown the record may I ask why you didn't suggest this possibility wait a minute wait Mo here it is April 1st there was another a baby left here that nig
ht a another a baby yes listen number 518 a boy left at front door well dressed wedding Wing tied with his wrist and Gra HB to VH har his boy what became of him adopted October 5th taken to England by Mr Mrs Isaac Goldberg of London hoay for the Philistines oh listen then he's not related to you you don't want him now do you Mr vman certainly not there's the $200 Mrs tenik nobody wants them can I have them now we'll talk about this when Mr vanderin leaves thanks g ain't that great Mary he's all
bought and paid for young man I haven't been talked to in years the way you've talked to me it did me good so you the real thing back of you why don't you two get married and it takes a businessman to think of that uncle willly has he gone yes honey he's gone why don't you marry your how about it Mary huh how about it well well well would have a great start with Oscar oh I wouldn't think of marrying anyone else oh but really it cost a lot of money to dress a woman and a baby oh that's all right
I've dressed hundreds of them [Music] great
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