Nothing Matters if You're Fast Enough | MBMBaM Video Clips

- "Hi, brothers. I'm a wrestler who needs to run at night to get in good shape." All right. "Now I know this is a little strange to some people," oh me, (chuckles) "because running at night can be scary, but it's the only time I have the motivation to do so," okay. "My problem is that when I run, I wanna appear menacing and unapproachable, but I don't wanna look like a threat. I listen to your podcast while I run. So I'm already laughing running down the street at nine at night." Thank you. "How

can I make my run safely while not freaking people out?" That's from Running Wrestler. - It is not clear there in context whether running down the street at night laughing makes you scarier or more approachable. - Oh, scarier. - [Travis] Oh, okay. - I'll answer that one. I don't actually think the human body is able to laugh and run at the same time. 'Cause I don't think there's ever really been an instance where you needed to do that. - [Justin] Biologically. - Biologically. - You wanna be una

pproached. Unapproachable while you're running towards someone. 'Cause once you're past them, they're not gonna catch you. And then once you're past, you want them to be like, "Oh, I'm not afraid "of them anymore." - Yeah. - So you're gonna have to wear a two-sided outfit. You want something menacing on the front, but gentle on the back. - I was gonna say, being running is about the most unapproachable that you can be. - Yeah. - Because you can change the distance of you and the person with the

act of the running that you're doing. - So you want to be menacing to bad people, but you wanna be reassuring to good people. You need a Batman costume, my friend. - Yeah, a Batman costume. - And it's great 'cause then it's also gonna help you sweat off some of that water weight (chuckles) in that Batman costume. If you're wrestling, you gotta hit your weight class. - Sure. - Batman is a natural like sweatsuit. - Sure, sure. That's always been my experience. - To be fair though, they don't in a

lot of Batman movies just show him jogging down the street. (laughs) "The Joker's here, I gotta go." [Panting] - Hey. I'm gonna go ahead and go contrary to your point, Trav. I don't necessarily want Batman in my neighborhood. How's that? - Oh, that's fair. - Yeah. - This is a nice neighborhood. I don't need Batman hassling everybody in my neighborhood. - The other thing that I can't stop thinking about with this question is none of this stuff matters if you are fast enough. - That's true. - Whoa

. - It doesn't matter how approachable or unapproachable or menacing or not scary you might be. - It could almost be a motivator. Like oh this is awkward right now. I gotta get past this scenario. - I gotta get the fuck outta here. - There are so many times I wanna run from awkward situations and you can. - If you're moving so fast that by the time my brain even clocks like, "Am I intimidated by this person?" You're gone? - Yeah. - Now it's just like, what was that? - No. Okay but if I'm on the

sidewalk and they're on the sidewalk and I see someone see me and then they're like full tilt boogie like hauling, I'm done. - But you don't understand, Justin. Even that's not an issue if you're fast enough. There's so much... I'm realizing only just now how much I wish I was fast. Because if you're fast enough- - Fuck, the Flash costume. The Flash. Why did I go with Batman? Why did I go with Batman? - I don't know. That doesn't make any sense. - The Flash is a fast running man. The Flash. - Go

d damn it! - If you're fast enough- - The Flash was right there. - You can't even be... - [Travis] God damn it! [Justin Laughing] The Flash, why? Batman isn't known for running. Fuck! Fuck! Batman, fuck! [Laughing] God damn it! The Flash, it was right there. [wheezing, laughing] - If you saw the Flash- - I'm sorry, guys. - At normal man speeds, It would be the biggest fuckin' red flag on the planet. [Laughing] Because someone has a ray somewhere. Someone's got a gem or something. - Yeah. - That'

s fuckin' this dude up and I don't want any part of it. - Yeah. - I don't wanna see the Flash jogging. What's happened to him? - Yeah, he's sick. [Travis laughs] - You want your picture little girl? No, you're not the real Flash. - No! - You're pulling down 15 MPH max. - God, I wish I was fuckin' fast.