On This Adventure, DayZ was on EASY MODE - Unedited

hey everyone I've got another unedited twitch  VOD for you here of one intense life on day one chernarus I swapped to day one after playing  on a hardcore server with insanely difficult survival mods my experience on that server must  have hardened me because swapping over to a more vanilla server genuinely felt like easy mode  and led to a great life with a lot of fun action we'll pick up the character as I approach Gorka  where danger always lurks I hope you enjoy the video and if you do pleas

e remember to drop a sub  here on YouTube and check me out over on Twitch any ammo in this bad boy nope um maybe I should  take that for the uh scope but nah we'll find a scope but uh yeah she does sleep through the  night sometimes literally from like 8:00 p.m. or 7:30 p.m. now cuz we're pushing bedtime  earlier in earlier to try to make sure that daylight savings doesn't screw us you know so like  I started bedtime last night at 6:30 because it'll help us on Sunday when daylight savings happen

s  I wish he slept through the night 10 months old Roma I'm I mean we're getting lucky with the  sleep through the night but sleep training saved Our Lives I I know people are probably  sick of hearing me talk about it but I just am not [ __ ] exaggerating when I'm saying that  like we weren't exactly loving being parents at least there was a big part of it that we kind  of hated and then we slept trained and suddenly it was like okay this is this is a joyous thing  yeah I think baby Z is like m

id soils and sleep training really helped us but we've been doing  um bedtime now one thing that helped us a lot is um we do we didn't do any sleep training  it's not too late Rah it's not too late dude 11 months or 10 months you said it is not too  late to sleep train dude I'm telling you read up on the Ferber method there's a there there's  a book called solve your child's sleep habits or something like that and it's it's all about the  Ferber method and 10 months is not too late dude fer Ferb

er method again I I I actually don't  even know how to spell it f u BR R Ferber F an r in there somewhere I don't know um but look up  Ferber method use Google Voice to Text to spell it for you and I think the book is called solve  your child's sleep problems no you okay thank you Rusty it it really and we're lucky it won't be  this easy for everyone but it really wasn't even that hard there was like one night where she  cried for like half an hour and then she put herself to sleep like it reall

y really worked  pretty quickly but they use examples of bad sleep habits that they were able to work  on for like kids up to like 3 to 4 years old like one of the examples of bad sleep  habits they used in the book was that them talking about a kid who needed a TV to go to  sleep and I was like holy [ __ ] I I'm sorry I don't want I don't like to judge parenting  [ __ ] but if you like train your kid to be 3 years old and need a TV to be on to fall  asleep that is a bad move but they were able

to work on that and the kid to go to sleep  and he was like 3 to four or something you know so 10 months is nothing is my point uh I so the night before we started sleep  training sincerely psycho I held her while she slept the whole night and frankly it's like a  fond memory now now that I'm well rested it's like a fairly fond memory because it was sweet  I you know I like holding her when she sleeps I don't like being required to hold her when she  sleeps yeah man I wish you luck dude uh it it

made it so easy to put baby Ed to bed and and  at this point now she sleeps through the night maybe one wake in the middle of the night I've  heard that Vengeance yeah I've heard that Peno thank you for the 3 Monon resub thank you thank  you thank you buddy um another thing though guys that really helped us is baby zed was waking  sometimes twice sometimes once in the middle of the night for a very long time which is still  not that big a deal like that's fine compared to what we were going thr

ough before but what  helped us we used to do bedtime where lady Zed would nurse baby zed to top off the tank uh clean  diaper pajamas story lay down she was usually out for the count very quickly cuz the the feeding  was enough to put her out what we started doing was I would give her a bottle and then lady Zed  would nurse her and I think that like baby zed was willing to eat more because it was two different  methods you know what I mean like she's like oh I'll drink 4 ounces in a bottle but

I wouldn't  drink a fifth but I'll take a boob at this point so we were just like topping off that tank so  good and I think that that's one of the things that has helped her start to sleep through  the night because she's having two feedings before bed instead of one you know so that was  something that definitely helped us uh quite a bit I'd take a boob at this point too I mean they're pretty great but  I don't think I would want to I'll just hold one that's all I want no no hardcore today I d

on't  think I'm hardcore enough for hardcore man I want to be but I don't know if I am we  did we did two lives and it was a struggle so we swapped Sinister and blaz  blazion blazion thank you for the follow uh how do you  rotate items like that space bar ish is softcore I like  to say that I'm Tastefully nude oh it's so nice not having a  pat to I maybe not nice I actually like having to search zombies  I think that's a cool feature hello all right third time's a charm  there we go pulled the s

hotgun out out we're definitely going to Play It Again  Sinister I I think that I just need to be a little slower and more careful in the beginning  and get a little bit of gear without having 10 bruises I'm going to take away your gamma  guys the sun seems to be coming up pretty quickly 10 bruises is how I  wake up what's hardcore about that 10 bruises is how I wake up after a hardcore show also so I'm like I'm like  filling up this SSG mag I don't think I'm actually going to use an SSG  even i

f I find one I'm Savannah in it up baby am I high I I swear  to God I just heard a woman shiver for just saw somebody somebody over there I don't even know if they really have anything I just don't know where they are going I only I I got Buckshot it's not going to do a ton there's the guy who found that SKS for uh I don't think I need the I mean how  much ammo is in the SK I think I have enough that I don't need the shotty let's  just get let's just get away from here for a minute I wonder if h

e heard me I didn't  think that um Buck shot's not going to do a lot at the range through the window I was  worried it wouldn't kill him tyer so that's why I moved in which was a huge risk cuz  like we had the jump on him there he had no clue we were there when we were looking  at him through that window but getting close it obviously did the trick all right let's  uh sort some things out we got a savannah scope we got some Savannah ammo I don't know  if I need the buck shot I do think I want th

e MK woo that was cool that was cool headset saved me once again guys  barely heard that guy but just barely heard him the server is too easy for you back to hardcore I did I did Red lime I can't believe  Costco has that type of a liquor selection like I've never been to a Costco that served  any alcohol but that level of alcohol sale is like pretty wild to me all right  let's put that there um get rid of that oh another 308 they have lots of thousand wines damn dude victory beer I think that's

a victory beer right Costco has golf clubs  what fish how's it going buddy uh sharpening stone dude the  amount of epies I have is just outr rageous I saw Box 22 so golfing gear not golf oh [Laughter]  clubs I was thinking of like a club like a golfing like a golf course like a club where  you can go to golf I don't know why I jumped to there and not yeah yeah yeah was that's  what I was like Blown Away by a golf like a club where you can golf not a club with which  you golf the English language

am I right I've been to a Costco but in Pennsylvania  They don't serve alcohol and the ones that we have it does not have um it does  not have any uh golf clubs not that I've seen they've got like like gloves and balls  and glasses and crap like that but no Club well that's why I was like this is ridiculous I'm like that's not a thing that ain't real  one bandage two bandage three bandage four bandage that should be enough  all the epies I'd like to keep the MP5 but I'd have to get rid of  the

uh or just move that at least blonde Nei what's up man thank you for the 40  months 40 [ __ ] months thank you thank you buddy all right I think that does  it I really wish I had a stab vest even though that would [ __ ] up my  uh ability ility to hold on to this gear I'm going to do one more little peruse  and see if we spot a zombie with a Sab vest the God Eater thank you for the 15mon  resub dude thank you thank you but bro that was pretty cool the fact that we like  deduced that that dude ha

d an SK that there was somebody in the area that had an SKS  and just hearing him just barely hearing him cuz if I had kept going the way I  was going he might have had the jump on us I think that you should stop picturing  me raw dogging red line that's a little weird living rentree in your head and no zombies all right let's head up to altar why are you kink sh shaming so  much today listen when your Kink is thinking about me raw dogging I take problems with that it is it is but we just got a 

kill against a guy who had a better gear than we did so I'm feeling pretty  good my Kink is kink shaming others oh baby thought I saw movement listen man no I defend my pickle tastes and  like my lack of pickle tastes and this that and the other I'm not even going to try to  defend the hot dog thing red line I know it's weird like like I seriously like I don't mind  cheese on a hot dog but unless it's like that like shitty like fake like hydrogenated  oil cheese like I don't want a slice of Ame

rican yeah I love a chili cheese dog chili  cheese dog is way better but yeah like that type of nacho cheese on a hot dog like that  shit's good but like if it's not either chili or that type of nacho cheese I'm probably  just raw doging it again I'm not defending it I I admit that I'm weird with that but  I you know I can't help the way I was born okay a $100 tip right now to see Amish  eat three hot dogs I mean I'm eating lunch dude I I would absolutely eat three  hot dogs right now that sound

s [ __ ] great dude no chewing all right now now we have a  problem goon not necessarily a problem that I can't overcome no I cooked the hot dogs  that's not what I mean by raw dog I like a hot dog just a hot dog and a bun you  know the way Joey Chestnut eats them the American hero Joey Chestnut you know are  you going to say that Joey Chestnut once again I repeat an American hero are you  going to say that he is eating hot dogs wrong Joey dips them in water yeah but  that's for Competitive Edge

you know I love Stone Brewing Company I  don't think it's in San Diego unless they have a Tap House red line but I would  definitely go to Stone if we can make that happen isn't it like like outside  right by my hotel okay cool I went to the actual Brewery in like Enceladus  California it's a beautiful Brewery they have like a lovely outdoor area we can  drink some bruise but it would need a it would need a car and I'm not planning on  rening a car in San Diego I don't know about you it's going

to be a challenge  not to be devastatingly hung over every day at twitchcon I don't  think I'm up for it up to to the [Music] [Music] task how wasted can you get and still  conduct yourself I mean I've lived as a functional semi alcoholic for  several years now so I think I got that covered the whiskey the problem is that you  Savages are into whiskey if you guys were all beer drinkers it wouldn't be a problem but  uh if we end up do drinking bourbon that's when I'm going to be in trouble I can

I'm very  good at pacing myself on beer not so much on Bourbon how do you know I like bourbon  because I just had a sense about you Vengeance I I do not plan on [ __ ] around  with weed at all satan like somebody in chat was like weeds legal in San Diego will  you to and I'm like I don't know I just I'm meeting new people you know that gets  my anxiety levels up a little bit I don't think I want to smoke I would like take  a to and then go home to go to sleep so I can sleep really well but I ha

ve no interest  in smoking socially it's just not the way I smoke a gummy would be way worse  I I I get so so anxious about Edibles no nothing oh [ __ ] I'm freezing how can it be illegal I  didn't say that weed's legal in California yeah SOLO I I can enjoy it but I just  I'm not a social smoker I I I like to smoke weed to really get into a video game or a movie or you  know a book maybe if I'm not going to smoke too much I I am just not like a get  high and hang out with people kind of dude def

initely not with like  new people that I want to get to know but yeah like taking a to and like watch  watching Dune 2 in IMAX like that sounds [ __ ] dope Insanity Insanity thank you for the  14mon resub thank you thank you thank you buddy yeah yeah I got you Brave I got you it's  it's it's not even it's not even that I'm not comfortable with with people it's just that  like I don't know I want to exper like I'm I really don't plan on and I'm sure this will  fall apart quickly I don't plan on g

etting [ __ ] drunk though but you know what I  mean like I want to have some drinks and enjoy myself but like I want to experience  twitchcon I want to get to know people in re like in person that I've known for years through  the internet you know what I mean like there will Pro listen Red Line you're it's not going  to take a lot of convincing all right let me pretend until I go that I'm going to try  not to get shitty but you know there will be a shitty night don't you worry I'm G to say  th

is and I'm not going to follow it but I'm going to say this I'll do one whiskey night  I'm going to try to avoid whiskey otherwise though I think the last night should be  a whiskey night and we should like really hit up some like like we should like  like you know depending on how much it costs but like splurge and get a real nice  glass of bourbon or like buy a bottle of something really nice that we normally  wouldn't pay for ourselves and split it a super fancy cocktail place when I worked 

there in 2019 flying hug over is always fun I'm going to be driving hung over cuz I  think the last night would be the night to do it I wouldn't be driving though I'd be  in a car riding I'm going to take some sort of shuttle from uh San Diego to LA yeah there  was a battery I've got other batteries ooh nice get a big group of people to go to  the piano bar that last night absolutely is it walkable from like the  Gas Lamp District which is where I think most of us are staying wasn't ready cab ri

ght away okay that's doable would be hilarious to get all the way  to San Diego and pick up is and by LIF dude do it I I get in a lift Vengeance and all of a sudden someone starts playing the music that's  like take off your pants right [Music] now I'm like oh God what is happening all right body armor is the priority  right now so I think I need to head towards Novi soore I'm just going to hit up this castle  for maybe a box of 308 and then we'll head to Novi so soore L Slayer thank you for the

  follow HP smackle thank you for the follow as well my God though how long has it been  since we swapped servers we got a kill a scoped rifle and an SKS and are like thriving  in that amount of time genuinely like Daisy feels easy after the intense the intense server  500 bits IRL is $5 not $500 to take your pants off yeah like an hour and a half and  we're like never have gotten this far on intense I'm looking forward to the next time I  play intense I really am I I I I really need to not [ __

 ] around with the zombies I I I still  stand that the bruising is a little ridiculous but I do think that I screwed myself up  in that life there by getting [ __ ] up by the zombies it was an honest mistake it  was the crossbow thing but you know it was still a [ __ ] up on my part I think I will  I think I will just say that it's a it's just too common in my mind like like maybe if  you get gangbanged by like three zombies you should end up with 10 bruises but like it  just I I feel like block

ing should prevent the bruises and maybe if they went  away a little quicker too but I don't know they I don't think that would  probably that probably is a little too softcore cuz I I I genuinely like I think that  server is incredible other than for that other than that one thing oh God I thought that was a  player so it's from a um moded hardcore server peun and a zombie can give you a bruise if it hits  you even if you're blocking it's I think it's less likely if you're blocking but it can s

till happen  if you're blocking and if you have more than four bruises you're constantly losing Health until  they go away they go away over time but incredibly slowly over time which can be expedited if you  get an ointment which is very hard to find in my experience everything else in the medical system  is awesome I I love I I I'm looking forward to seeing what the mental state is like you know  cuz that hasn't been an issue for me at all but I haven't really survived long enough to take  tha

t toll but uh I love like sepsis and freaking I can't wait to have to perform surgery on myself  from a gunshot like all that [ __ ] [ __ ] is so cool tell us about this podcast you'll be on I'm  going to be on the [ __ ] Ducks podcast um I have not scheduled yet I'm going to reach out to him  tomorrow and schedule for either this or next week the zombies have mic Tyson strength I  mean yeah I just I don't know I think it'll be manageable if I'm more careful but I still  think it's a little ridi

culous and I would love a server that had everything intense  has but just made bruises a little less severe sorry I'm just trying to finish my lunch bro that is grim meesza [Music] come Victor congrats on 12 months dude or 12  years 12 years holy [ __ ] dude that's amazing buddy uh I had the talini with hot italian  sausage and um spinach I figured I should eat that spinach while I'm still recovering  from the uh recovering it's not like it's that severe but while I'm still you  know growing Ne

w Blood it's good for Iron Lady Zed and I are go I I gave blood the  other day Hua so having a high iron diet is a good idea lady Zed and I are um I'm meeting her  downtown to grab a bite to eat after she's done with her Musical that she's going to see and I  suggested I was like oh you should invite your coworker and I I said that because I was kind  of hoping that his boyfriend would be coming because he and I get along really well and then  the co-workers talk about cooworker things and then

I have somebody to talk to and she's like  oh he's going to come but his boyfriend's out of town and I'm just like great now I get  to listen to you guys be like music Bad admins I'm regretting the invitation now  I'll have baby zed to play with torini is good I haven't had it since two  girlfriends ago Dude get on it get on it lady Zed had a had a a stupid thing she had to  do yesterday where they're like judging students for like a region chorus thing and apparently  they installed Vape detect

ors in the bathroom to catch students who are going into the bathroom  to vape and they have a camera outside of the bathroom so that like if the Vape detector goes  off they see who leaves and they know who was vaping in the bathroom and they claim that they  know they have a detector that tells you if it's THC or or um nicotine which is like wild to  me I feel like they're making that [ __ ] up but maybe not but they had to gather all the  teachers to talk to them about these these uh Vape det

ectors because they were catching  teachers going into the bathroom to vape not students so they didn't even catch any students  they only caught teachers hi life how's it going man welcome welcome I feel like it's got to  be BS I mean the the Vape detector clearly is a thing because they they they found  out that people were vaping like it was triggered so they held a meeting about it  but the fact them saying they can detect THC or nicotine and know the difference  I don't know that seems unli

kely to me damn I'd be getting blazed by  to teach a bunch of kids eh I'd probably hit a nicotine  pen I don't think I'd smoke weed thank you for the bits bourbon saluting The Avengers the kazoo Avengers I still miss baby shark now that I'm not  streaming on YouTube I could actually bring it back bourbon thank you for  the Thousand bits dude I hope you're good does lady said teach elementary no  she does not she teaches middle and high school really semi that's wild oh yeah oh yeah and dude she'

s talks about how  a lot of the kids who like came up during Co like just like don't know how to do things  and like it's definitely a tough time right now I was thinking about it  Satan's make it like a $10 tip we're still on chero just not doing hardcore chero somebody in chat made an  actual song out of it that's pretty dope e Slayer Jazz high life and kid  excuse me kid thank you for the follows guys none of her students know that I'm a streamer  there is a part of me that really really want

s them to find out though they they think a couple  of the kids think I'm like cool it took 17 years but I'm finally cool in high school but they  like you know saw that I had tattoos at Disney saw Escape SK board in the back of Lady Zed's  car and obviously she was like that's not mine that's you know my husband's uh and there was  this moment where we were loading up the buses on the way back from Disney and there's this  like heavy speaker thing that's like really [ __ ] heavy and this kid wa

s trying your husband  banned me in his chat this kid was trying to pick it up and was struggling and I go oh I got that  for you so I grabbed it and hoisted it up and I got it up pretty easily but once it like the  weight settled in I was like oh my [ __ ] god this is heavy but I just was like I can't show  weakness I can't show that this is heavy for me I got to pretend that this is fine and so I  just I'm like on the inside but just acted casual and carried this speaker over so they think I'm

  this like strong tattooed cool ass skateboarder guy and I'm like wa till they find out what I do  for a living they'd lose their minds but lady Zed is like she is adamant that I can't let they  can't find out like I got to be careful what I wear like I can't wear my twitch hat when  I'm like at this like I'm doing next weekend they have um set tear Downs for the musical  like I got to make sure I don't wear that hat because it's like don't want to start  that conversation and all that yeah may

be that was it Mesa maybe my dad's strength  was is still coming in shout yourself a little I bet some of her students  Play Daisy I wonder I did talk to some of her students about tears of the  Kingdom cuz they know I'm a gamer um so I was chatting with them about tears of the  kingdom when that came out at a baseball game I think that's drivable if it had tires and all that all right I mean it's looking pretty clear we'll hit  this try to get some ammo or rather a um a scope or a stab vest the

n we'll go to the  southern camp and then loop around into star military bro I am getting so many only fans  ads on Twitter now and it's like all like it's basically all a campaign that's like only  fans not just for porn it's like showing like an artist and like a standup comic who have  only fans and I guess that that's a part of only fans but I just like find it so funny that  they must have had like a meeting to be like we really really really really need to like  have a freaking like like a

ad campaign that just emphasizes that you can use only fans  for things that isn't just porn the standup comic ad I saw was terrible it was muted I  didn't even listen to it I did get my first political ad on Twitter today too prepping  for November oh hit that like don't like this ad button immediately I don't want to see any  dude I don't want to see any of that [ __ ] uh I will genuinely stop using Twitter if it gets  too full of that stuff and I have a feeling it will only fans banned porn

didn't um there  was another one not threads but it had uh porn and it basically the whole website  died when they got rid of it very smart optimal I probably wouldn't use  it if it wasn't a part of my job Tumblr Tumblr that was it yeah dude I mean I'm sticking with the  presidential names just being an instant like Purge from nightbot Mesa just to to  avoid it and um I mean like like other than complaining about it in general like  I'm not going to be able to help myself from saying what I just

said being like  Oh I'm getting ads now it's annoying or oh I'm seeing lawn signs it's annoying I'm  not going to be able to help with that but I I want this to be a safe space from you  know the actual politics of it I have zero interest s said a rule that politics comments were 100  bits and that saved the mods a lot of work 100 bits if they wanted to talk about  politics they had to tip 100 bits a thousand a thousand is the number  that is there but I'm confused yeah I know I know I know I I

I I messed it or  was it a points thing I mean I don't want people yeah I want this to be  a safe space I don't want even if I could make some good money off of it I  uh I just want this to be none of it you know oh okay so you could make up for  it by tipping that's interesting that's interesting cuz I was going to say  I don't like the idea of just being like pay me and then you can talk about whatever  you want to talk about you know a thousand bits seems cheap for blathering my totally  cor

rect opinion that no one else wants to hear I mean better than hearing a far art  alert or making me take off my pants and dance bur winning buddy is that the first  time you've ever done regular bits this is incredible this is incredible stuff thank you for the Thousand  bits my dude thank you thank you I think I did a five once wow it's just  remarkable I'm just so impressed with us I'm not necessarily against  that idea though although I don't know about that because then  it's like you can b

uy special treatment it's been established that money  equals speech so that tracks oof when you're right you're right soup can or  more like money equals freedom from consequences is really is really what it is emphasizing which  godamn if that ain't true crap thank you for the 34 months buddy yo Redline was just telling me  that you're coming to twitchcon and that you're definitely coming to twitchcon and that you're  coming to twitchcon and that you're 100% coming to twitchcon 34 months that'

s more like  two years from if if I'm following my math well this is going to be a place to avoid  it other than talking about how we're going to avoid it satans it will be not here at all  I I am not putting up with it dude I [ __ ] hate it I I I'm not interested it's bad for  my mental health and it's bad for yours this will be a safe space from it unfortunately  there's going to be people following with you know Mesa 2024 as their username and  people will post something and it'll get purged

like that that's unavoidable but we are  definitely not going to shut that [ __ ] down fast man where are all the stab vests let's just talk about St politics  in the Star Wars Universe should that be a thing should we do like if you  bring up politics ish gets to rant about a topic of his choosing could that be the consequence the empire did nothing wrong I mean the rebels murdered many innocent  contractors on the second death star oh hello that like halfhearted swipe he's just like oh I remem

ber that bit from  clerks dude it opened my eyes [Music] man I'm going to get you Meza told me that he paid me  $10,000 not to come so obviously I have to stay home now now wait are you really not going no Ken I I want to study Smoke's zombie  Dodge you're right with Next Zombie we melee we got to try it here there's a zombie  right there let's melee him and try it out all right so see I still got hit twice see I'm still getting hit like those  could have I'm hting my ass beat those could have c

aused contusions I'm still getting  drive by smacked maybe do it sooner I'll try procs how you doing man  thank you for the 30 months see I'm still getting hit I I I don't know how he  does it try Sprint on the move too and it might work on that server because  blades are definitely more effective against zombies where if you can twap them like that  it might work but I'm still getting hit on this on the on the Dodge but yeah sprinting  doesn't seem to change the Dodge move it doesn't seem to ma

ke it bigger see that's  me holding shift this is me not holding shift maybe I should like back that ass up a  little bit more you know what I mean like also get a little to the right of them by turning  and then hit the Dodge so I'm getting behind them proc thank you for the 30 months crowd for the 34 bur winning thank you  again for regular old thousand Bitties yeah I'll have to try to get him  to uh give me a rundown next time I get to watch one of his streams he would probably  love intense

genuinely not just cuz he knows he's got that zombie Dodge down but just  because he's like he's in stalker right so like the leveling up stuff might be up  his alley and um you know hardcore like I don't know I think the meta is getting them to  swing and then backing out of range at the last second smoke has the smoke Dodge we get the ish  teammate Slaughter this seems uneven listen I'm not thrilled about it either if I I could be known  for good gameplay instead of killing my teammates I woul

d be very happy about that you know he's  big into soccer and Fallout yeah I bet he'd love it we just don't play at  the same time unfortunately Vengeance it could happen someday you never know but you know what I'll put that down there well so I actually messaged him once Schism  and I said hey I'm working on a guide for how to fight zombies with the new changes to them could I  use a clip from your stream of your smoke Dodge as an example and he said it was fine but then  I never made the vide

o so clearly I learned nothing he plays yeah he he'll gets started  some he has done a couple of day time streams recently but he's usually getting started  when I'm wrapping up an evening stream you know I need help to how to survive  in the Airfield in that part of the game keep getting killed due to  timing any tips what do you mean by timing like I don't know what you  mean by timing in the Airfield specifically on real hunting  scope golden ticket let's go Birds aren't real that's ridiculou

s  they're real robots of course they're real yo madtech thank you for the  five gifted Subs dude thank you thank you looks pretty clear I should actually drink  this water and then make a a bottle suppressor guys hearts in the [ __ ] for madtech snow  Houdini arenos runs with scissors and cre creative rain welcome to the bird nerds  all five of y'all you guys got mad to think and uh liquor and verse thank  you for the follows I'm not watching the new trailer NATO to avoid spoilers I'm like I'm

in I'm going to watch this show why  check out the trailer you know what I mean rats are ground Birds I hear a lot  of people describe pigeons as Sky rats which is sad because apparently the  reason pigeons are like so abundant is because they were bred as pets a long  time ago and then people just like stopped wanting them as pets and just let  them free and so now they're like everywhere you know a box of  SKS ammo would actually be better than a golden ticket here  it's so sad know it's so [M

usic] sag seagulls are sky rats seagulls  are genuinely absolute [ __ ] dude I think if anything seagulls are like  Sky cats because they're just dicks I had a SK a seagull steal a ham sandwich out of  my hand at Kate May beach now to be fair it was a little bit my fault I was high and I was looking  at my sandwich that was for some reason it was a potato roll with um it was a potato roll with ham  American cheese and turkey on it I don't know why I had ham and turkey but I did I I I just I don'

t  remember why but I was stoned and I was looking at my sandwich and I started talking to my brother  sister and Lady Zed I'm like it's pretty crazy how all these different things had to come together  for this sandwich I'm like somewhere in like Idaho up potato was grown and that was turned  into this potato roll a pig was slaughtered in Pennsylvania turkeys were raised in Virginia and  slaughtered and shipped to a grocery store where we bought it in D deli meats a cow was milked  somewhere el

se and all of it came together to form this delicious sandwich that I'm currently  and then the seagull plucked it out of my hand cuz I'm like just sitting on the beach it's  like this sandwich man this [ __ ] sandwich dude and then another time I got a lobster  roll from Quincy's lobster rolls which is like a great place to get lobster rolls in Kate  May and I went inside to like get napkins and I come back out and Lady Zed is like P panicking  covering up the table swinging her arms in the air

like a mad woman because apparently a uh  a seagull tried to take my lobster roll which is like that's like a $30 lobster roll like it  would have been real shitty if that seagull got it at least he didn't [ __ ] on you  I don't even think he actually got my sandwich he took he bit it and  grabbed it but I kept hold of it and I think it fell and then it like  fell in the sand but he didn't get it oh my God Schism you rock dude I got a Quincy steak  house where I am interesting yeah it's Quincy'

s lobster rolls in Kate May really quiet on This Server I'm kind  of surprised we're in you know know fairly heated areas I'm surprised not to hear anything  and I'm also very surprised to not have a stab vest yet Hello Kitty Island Adventures I  don't like anything pickles I can stand pickled jalapenos and red onions not really I  really don't like the red onions they were on something I ate recently and I picked almost  all of them off I was like this is nasty I don't like a tacos they were on

some tacos  I got they're like pink and weird I do not like pickled pickled onions that's when you grab  the seagull and cook it I probably should have Candi jalapenos so my buddy his wife recently  like cooked Jalapenos in honey I'm sorry M Mr Pickles it's nothing personal I just don't  like the way you taste I'm sure you're a great guy but you taste disgusting all right  but she like fried up Jalapenos in Honey and has this jar of like honey jalapenos is really  really really good we put them

on um cornbread that she brought over for our uh white chicken  chili that we had somebody got a much better backpack I kind of want to watch this clip right now again what keys you hit when a zombie rushes you  can do that awesome Dodge yeah so it's it's not like a thing that clicks man you just do it  anytime you want like if you think it looks like a good time to do the Dodge it might be  but the main good time to do the Dodge is when the zombie is doing the the long range running  attack th

e side do that long range lunge that you want to dodge just by being far enough  away so at any point I'm I'm really far away from this zombie so no matter what he's going  to open up with that lunge attack towards me to close the distance we'll go back and get the  shoty shells so what you want to do is you just want to raise your fist Back start backing up  and then as he gets close you just dodge cury he didn't even get hit last second or I can do  it super early you see how that works there'

s how he not get what works for you do you want to  be but the main reason this is so cool is instead of just going to the side see I'm over here now  instead of doing that you want to wrap around the zombie's body that way I'm behind him and look at  that rotate of his head he's got to fully rotate his head while I'm beating him you know so it's  a free hit please [ __ ] smoke is a legend godamn dude I don't know I was doing it but I was  getting the like dunk I was getting that little tap you

know like I feel like I did  he's rotating away from The Swinging arm so I was going right instead of left was that it  this was before the blocking mechanic no there was still blocking he was still blocking  but yeah maybe I should try going left instead skill issue well that's what I'm trying to learn dude yeah he's using Q  ande I think I think he said q&e there watch what arms the said Swings with all  right I I'll keep that in mind for the next one cuz I did it and but I still had that slig

ht  little like thk as like a zombie was still touching me which on vanilla is not a problem but  on um on intens would be a big big benefit frankly on vanilla the it's stylish but it doesn't really  help you all that much you get that free hit in but considering blocking protects you from all  damage that free hit doesn't really matter you can just still do what I do and just keep your dukes  up stay uh hold control keep that distance small and then the second they're pausing you get that  hit

you also gain stamina faster if you're control walking so like look like I'm sprinting right now  and I'm using up all my stamina if I'm blocking and walking backwards my stamina's going up a  little slower than if I do this it goes up a lot faster maybe he's playing with  higher sensitivity he might be I mean my sensitivity is pretty good but I don't  think that would matter cuz it's not about the mouse movements it's about it's I guess  it is a little bit about about the mouse movements that'd

be a cool way to get  the head shot though if you were going to pistols if you could block somehow and  do like the spin and then just pop them in the back of the head while they're  doing that spin around but I guess the pistol swing is better and easier you  must become a zombie to beat the zombie I'll never forget seeing smoke on Leonia by  a bridge in like some spawn area there was a car with like four Dudes in it and smoke  has like a pump action shotgun and just boom boom boom boom kills

all four guys so  quickly and then there's some random freshy right behind him and he's just like hey  yo man I just killed these guys you want to get in just like so casual it was just  like the fact killing four Dudes in a car is like a it that's just like right place  right time but the fact that he like ided that freshy and just so casually was just  like hey yo man I got a car you want to ride shot the driver as he tried to run  him over okay that's that's [ __ ] skills right there I don't

know I only saw the  clip I didn't see what happened on the adventure easy mode is just not intense oh I'd love to see that crowd I love it when he plays uh EFT red line that  is some entertaining [ __ ] right there I I like it I like it big blue the bruising is just kind of  annoying to me and I just kind of got fed up with it well Redline you already told me  that he was definitely for sure possibly coming crowd if you come to San Diego  I will give you a crisp high five is will eat a pickle I

will not eat  a pickle crowd I'd love to meet you but no I'm not I'm not eating a pickle if  if it requires me to eat a pickle for you to go to twitchcon then you're not the nice  person that I think you are you're a big old meanie ooh I'd rather eat a pickle actually  that's not true I'd rather eat a hot dog with catchup how much eat a Chicago  hot dog what's a Chicago hot dog is it like a windy hot dog it's like a hot  dog but it's like it's got cigarette butts in it oh my God Mesa some of th

e names dude I do not I actually I don't want  to say I don't like relish frankly I don't know if I've ever tried relish I  feel like I've smelled it and was like e no I'm not into it hot dog with  mustard white onions bright green sweet pickle relish a dill a dill spear  tomato slices and Sport Peppers nope nope I like pickles and relish  is gross for me is relish pickles yeah what's a sport pepper I'm  curious about that too but frankly I didn't want to say it cuz I knew Redline would  be like

you don't know what a sport pepper is I've never heard of a sport pepper I like peppers all right I think we'll get our SKS ammo here and  then we'll work our way over to vmc I think and I actually am kind of leaning towards doing like a  Green Mountain zel route instead of going to the airfields I think this was the server where I got  my hands on that awm right I think I was on This Server didn't get a kill  with it but we did break a guy's legs dream car uh a Mustang but  frankly I don't kno

w what year I'd probably say like a like a 60 like a  early' 70s you know 67 7 something like that I think 67 was the first year  for the Mustang right maybe 64 I forget yeah I like the Mustang my dad  would be incredibly jealous I think it was 64 and a half survival what what was  the half thing about again my dad always used to tell me about this yes 64 and A2  it was April 17th which is my birthday my dad always used to whisper to must like happy  birthday dear Mustang when he was singing my

birthday okay interesting Crowd Oh God  I saw I I was at a five-way intersection the other day and it was technically  this electric Mustang's turn to go and I went anyway just because it was an  electric Mustang and I was like [ __ ] you if it had been a regular Mustang of any  other year even if it had been like an ugly '90s and 80s Mustang I would I was a little  bit of an [ __ ] red line to be fair though he was letting he was like being one of those  cautious drivers that didn't understand

the right ghes first rule you know like it wasn't  like I cut him off or anything you know but I went and didn't like wave him you know like  normally if people don't know the rule of the road and they're like no you go and I'm  like bro you got here five minutes before me why would I go before you I'll let them  go because that's the way it should [ __ ] work but I was like oh this isn't a shitty  electric Mustang no way I'm going in front of you I I personally like all Mustangs except for the 

electric one stinky baby I I I do I I think all Mustangs look pretty cool like the 80s and  the '90s are definitely the Lesser ones but I think they even look pretty cool you know like  I had a '90s Mustang or an a Mustang whatever you know what model I'm talking about out with like on  Need for Speed underground with like a [ __ ] low rider kit and like all kinds of cool stuff and it  looked pretty cool but they're definitely not my favorite but you know if Hello Kitty  island adventur is offe

ring to buy me a Mustang I'm not going to say no  to a '90s you know I would say no to an electric one or I'd sell it  afterwards because that [ __ ] is ugly maky isn't a freaking must thing  I completely agree I completely agree Vengeance I'm with you Bruticus I'm with you  I'm glad you guys agree with me on something should I get a boat the happiest day of your  life is the day you buy and sell your boat that's what I'm told my uncle is a boat guy  he he [ __ ] loves it he's he's like upgraded

three different times and now it's like a big  ass boat with like a bathroom below deck like he freaking loves that thing that is a cool  way to do it soils I would say yes in that regard especially if you're going to teach your  daughter how to fix it up like that's awesome you should come on my ponon pontoon these no  uh I would love that pontoon boats are fun last time we went to my dad's in Florida we  rented a pontoon boat and um I had to drive it cuz he was too sick to uh to be the the th

e pilot  the the captain which was a bummer cuz I was like I really just want to get drunk and instead  I had to be like an adult you know but it was fun sh not the most lucrative  military base I've ever been to yes I did Mesa yes I did I've had some pretty amazing fights here actually  wait I think it was a thre man Mesa like that one fight we had with foxy and  house when foxy and I got knocked [Applause] uncon I don't think I'm going to go to  the Airfield I think I'm going to do vmc yeah we

just opened the container and there were three guys in there and then we  ended up killing all three of them [Music] yeah it's in um it was in a uh Fairy  Tale video n no it was called The Tale of Three Squad wipes it's a funny video I  I I do like a rhyme scheme as if I was like telling a fairy tale the entire time one of  my better videos I I would I would recommend it I don't remember the other two Squad  wipes just three men rubbing oil on each other in that container TR  trying to massage

out their bruises Rogue sometimes you need that bro love oh I get it I get it all right guys um I am going to go take a poop I'll be right back man that was like ready to happen I'm  telling you it was out of me like the second cheeks touched porcelain like  mea thank you for gifting a sub to Nito did we hear something so so quiet man well Cassie it hit me when I was in the M  base I was like oh God I got to go I was like I need like I need to to go take care of  something real quick so I was lo

oting real fast petition to ban nit no he made me get out  of bed walk to the office and turn on my PC to do that yeah go ahead that's fine I did hear a  player off in the distance with slight Zombie aggro h I'm tempted to flank around and  go get up on the hill [Music] then I'm not necessarily going for a kill  if we met a player I might be friendly sounds like meta no no letting me  know something I miss when I'm AFK I don't think that's Meta Meta would be like trmz is  playing this server and

he's on his way you know dude nassoy I swear to God like I've  gotten used to the zombie fighting again but like I thinking about medical I was like  oh I got to hit that medical but I don't I have plenty of epipens I could use a sailing  bag Maybe no no didn't I take my own blood I did that's meta Craig thank you thank you for the example the poop distraction was meta  oh it was not meta it was a a necessity I think we're just going to go to vmc I  don't really get a vibe that anybody's here y

o lady Zed is like obsessed with wle dude I I I  actually like wish I was more into it jeez Louise that scared me oh my God poop shoot thank you  for the bits that like genuinely made me jump but yeah I do not like get the obsession  with word all I I I like I I just don't think my brain works that way I just like  can't think of any words like I'm like all I can do is just like like if I pick  like I don't know I try to set do like I get like an r r r is like one and then  I just start going li

ke R A RB r RC and I can't I can't think of anything I just  I don't know why it's like I it's like a disability my my stepdad apparently has  like a group chat with two of my aunts and they all like discuss Wordle and the um  the other one the one where you like match a theme that one I actually like  a little bit more where you're trying to match what words are related  in some way that one's kind of cool English is hard thank you drew thank you you got to get a check from the government  for

that disability yeah I can't play Wordle I need assistance whoa and a hunting scope it's a cool looking gun dude an extra shot over the Winnie I'm  definitely still keeping the plod cuz if we end up uh finding a Mosen and a  Mosen rail mount that would be better well it'd be better than a Winchester  I don't know if it'd be better than this also that plod could fit on a DMR Nito must not have been here for the uh the second part of that Mesa Griff thank you  for the follow enjoy the emotes n now

Richardson look at that three months already  uh thanks for all the cool moments bro thank you for the support I hope we can get some  cool moments today it's been really quiet on This Server which is very unusual I mean  honestly the Airfield would probably be a pretty good way to go because we had some  CRA we heard some crazy fights there last time and we were involved in it but uh I  just I don't know I feel like I haven't been to zel and mosino and all that in  a while I'd kind of like to

hit that up about the bird word poop shoot bird sword bird sword yeah I'm thinking Green Mountain Green  Mountain summer camp zel if we survive all that mosino I kind of like that I just really hope  to have some form of body armor before we do all that gates open I've been playing on a hardcore  server poop shoot with like sepsis and bruising and all kinds of crazy medical [ __ ] so a vanilla  health system in Day Z feels like easy mode right now you think people are like avoiding  my stream li

ke oh he must be playing on infinite stamina spawn in with a SVD  kind of server yeah intense it's a lot of fun poop shoot it's a lot of fun but you got  to be insanely careful with zombies intense Jay on intense I don't think so I'd  be pretty surprised if there was a traiter there are missions I know that there are missions if you play listen to a  certain radio station it'll tell you like about missions but I I never  I've never gotten far enough to do one hey watching the stream without uh s

ubbing is absolutely support Drew  putting up with ads is a th% support and look at that Drew enjoy  the emotes and this ad fre viewing swear words thank you very much for gifting him a sub I might I might find a Defender vest in here I don't know though vmc has  become a a mill base that I really don't enjoy looting I just find it  to be like you just got to fight a lot of zombies but I do have the 22  so it ain't really the end of the world such a like bright sunny day on shanus  it's like wei

rd the visibility is just like topnotch yo Stu what's going on man  what is easy mode vanilla Health System I got to stop in creative with titles  it just means that I have to answer questions all day I'm not I'm not trying to call you out  DC it's just that I like just explained it you know I just need to make the title every stream  exactly what it is I'm playing lightly modded chernarus and that's it that's it everyone on the server is paid actors  following the script as they should oh that'

s a zombie I mean we are like this is so odd we are close  enough to the Airfield that if there were shots there we'd hear it well I was just thinking fren  I used to get into fights in these trees all the time BMC I think is doable I think my favorite  military base to loot as a solo is commens I just have that down so well vmc is still a  little like luck of the draw you know North Northwest is just chaos like hopefully it  works out for you but it might it might not you know but like oh my Go

d I swear  commens I just like I just have the loot rout of that just down I mean this one again I  feel pretty good like I like to keep my back to the wall look around to see if there are any  dead zombies or players anywhere you know if there aren't move in and start looting and  that's kind of when things just get a little wild I'm trying to hire a marketer and someone  applied boasting their 100K followers across insta Twitter and Tik Tok her resume title was  social influencer it's a whole

new world I was like thinking about that the other day cuz like  there's this um podcaster Joy I did her on and his job at the ringer ringer verse like is to be  the social influencer o what's up with that Agro yeah he's just spawning in and I was like thinking  I was like so if I had to get a real job could I apply and do something like that I just heard a  shot but it was so far away that zombie there I thought it was a dude and I was like I don't  really think I could because like I couldn't

I wouldn't know how to grow a brand or a Channel  or whatever in any genre other than DayZ you know what I mean like I think I like i' I got lucky  and figured out how to do this in Day Z and that's it it's all the same concept  I guess I mean maybe oh yes you'd be a great hot tub streamer would be are you saying that my hot tub content is not up  to your standards right now cuz frankly I'm insulted sorry orange taloon we're trying to get  serious around here I just need more okay I I really don

't think I could DC  I I really wouldn't know what advice to give people that isn't just like  General like always be talking have a consistent schedule yada yada like  you know like I I I really don't know 15 viewers is [ __ ] great I mean if you I  don't know what the number would be but like I'm pretty sure that like 99.9999% of twitch  is in that one to two viewer range so like 15 is [ __ ] great dude but if you've been on  15 for a long time it can feel stagnant you know Waldo I found you W

aldo thank you  for the 26 month resub bro thank you it's just shrim bring in the hot tub stream but there are people who do that DC like  loco has a business where um they advise people on how to grow twitch and YouTube channels  frankly I've thought about hitting them up it costs money but like I'm like I don't  know what the what's what's the harm the worst that that could happen is they don't  give me any advice I find valuable and I just move on you know but they could also give  me advice

that could really change things you know who knows I would have mostly YouTube  questions over twitch I am very happy with twitch but uh YouTube I would really love to  see more growth on YouTube because I think that YouTube would also feed into twitch you know  look at sour sweet like he's been he's become incredibly successful on Twitch and I think mostly  because of YouTube you know and obviously people like his streams but I think twitch is YouTube  is what really fed that initially you know

and then smoke is actually the opposite though  smoke didn't do anything on YouTube for a very long time he's doing great on YouTube and  I'd guess it's feeding the other way you know same dude I was never I I genuinely  thought that like the concept of twitch like watching people play video games like  what like I was one of those and then he really is an enigma dude he can throw up a  YouTube video with like the most like and I don't mean this as an insult but just like  the most basic uh thu

mbnail and it's just like it's just a scope with a player in the  in the reticle of the scope and it's like 100k views he really is an enigma he just  plays there's no one that plays like smoke does and he ends on death instantly I've  actually never watched one of his videos cuz I I end my videos on a  death a lot too but it's usually like a flashback of everything that  happened to that character you know afterwards I disagree Flynn but yeah we just  rather not speak ill of other content creat

ors now that is a benefit of being at my level I can't  be overrated because most people don't like my content no one's saying Amish Zed is overrated because everyone's just like yeah he  he's raided exactly where he should be all right we're getting some more bullets we're  getting some more bullets are you even raided exactly Redline once looked up asked chat  GPT about me and chat GPT was like Amish who but yeah I was a YouTube guy I like the  edited content because you're like I you were lik

e you know that something Cool's going to  happen if it's up on YouTube Someone put it up there because they knew something cool was  going to happen you know and then they add the music and all that and just make make it  a more entertaining watch and I was like why would I watch someone just play a game when maybe  nothing interesting is going to happen the entire run you know and I genuinely didn't get it but  then TR Z started streaming on YouTube uh you know what I actually am going to take

that  over the knife sheath trmz started streaming on Twitch rather and was like plugging it on  his YouTube channel and I was like oh I have a free Prime sub that I could use I like this  guy's YouTube why don't I uh that's South why don't I go over to use my Prime it's free  I like his content it's not going to cost me anything why not you know and then I just  like fell in love with the communal aspect of twitch so two people were here and dropped gear so I think we're behind somebody you've

always been entertaining but  watching your PVC skills over the year is impressive that's the only compliment you'll ever  get this year I'll take it ah then you let us know all know uh now you regret everything you mean  like when I [ __ ] up some people actually do not give me a hard time for that but say I'm like too  hard on myself and I just think I'm learning to improve oh God I don't know if I want to  read this I think that's back towards the SOB dude that is that is the soor  come on g

ive me a couple more SKS bullets who would win in a fight between  Running Man and Amish Z chat GPT as a ooh as an AI cannot predict or determine the  outcome of hypothetical fights between individuals especially in a virtual setting  where personalities like running man and Amish dead May engage in various forms of competitive  competition or collaboration it's also worth noting that both Amish dead and runningman and  Amish dead are known figures within the gaming and streaming community and a

ny discussions or  comparan that about them should focus on their respective content style and contribution rather  than hypothetical physical confrontations I'm a known figure I'm known chat did you know  that I'm known by chat GPT we [ __ ] did it yeah it really meant that trmz is  known and I'm just like skirting in there what if Chad GPT was just like it depends is TR  Army on amish's team cuz then Amish would kill him I don't know man I really want to firefight but I don't know if I want  t

o run back towards uh sari soore heard a zombie aggro so  I'm just listening for a second feels good to be known baby as of my last update in January  2022 I don't have information on an individual named Amed who would be Pro  I was like a full-time streamer in 2022 wow [ __ ] you chat GPT that's what I expected I was a full-time streamer I had 50,000  Subs in 2022 how dare you chat GPT how dare you I don't know guys I'm feeling I'm not really  feeling like f chasing shots maybe I'll just get on

the hill and see if uh I can see anything  from there but I don't know if I'm going to run back into town let's get real real dicey here DC  my first sub ever on Twitch well that makes me feel known and I'm honored DC thank you for the  prime dude thanks for using it here this is uh very risky what I'm doing right now as of my last  update yeah I already read that I already read that one oh I forgot I don't have any body armor  that's not good Baron we're great man we're doing really good I kno

w there's a lot of shots over  this way so I'm going to just OverWatch and see if we can do a little sniping go to the Western  military tents there aren't any tents west of here yeah there's enough shots that I might just be able to like be on the  hill and take somebody out oh like yeah Northwest Evac or south towards um  mosino but like directly west of here I don't think there's anything really maybe Kona Castle  kind of northeast of the summer camp along the river summer camp along the rive

r I think you're talking about SAR  soore yeah that's east of here but oh that one oh that one M yeah michino  that's that's like South but yeah it is west of here I was thinking about going  to mosino I'm going to just check these shots and then head towards zel and  mosino that's that's my plan at the moment interesting rack uh ghost thank you for the follow I almost do want to  go to Northwest literally just to get body armor and then  dip like I have enough ammo for a fight I just need body

armor I'm just going to get to the edge of this  tree line and look around I don't think I'm going to go up to that one that  hill but I might get tempted we'll see those were some big  guns like that was automatic gunfire I'm going to be tempted I'm going to  go up on that Hill I can already feel it I haven't had any action today  other than that one guy we killed oh and we killed a guy on This  Server too so we've killed two players ghost I actually have some  guides on my my YouTube channel t

hat are specifically explaining how the  loot economy Works how the tiered loot economy works and uh where to find  what type of items you're looking for you know I'm going to go get on that  Hill I'm just going to look around I'm going to stick with my sniper  though I I really got to take him out from far away cuz I got no body  armor and I don't like it I really don't that's a shot from behind I don't  know if the hill I'm going to is the right spot but I'm kind of committing to it now  other

wise I'm going to be in the open field so oh God I hope I can kill somebody with some body armor I'm pretty sure I have  a leather sewing kit to patch it up this is just the way it can be on Cherno though  when I'm like running around being like man where is everybody I'm not hearing any shots there's  probably like a dozen other people doing the same thing thinking the same thing and then  just two of those people bump into each other and fire a shot and all 12 people Converge  on the same area

and it just gets nuts dude H I think I need to not rush this  and make sure that this tree line is clear somebody could have been moving up  to check out the shots and drop that for stamina I want that vest Dude where's the best it's a stab vest whatever vsss the hell is he doing with that I'm going I'm going to go loot the other  body and then figure out what I'm going to do um oh human meat all right really nothing  all that good the people who just shot too might not have any idea where I am

I'm really I'm really worried about  somebody else sneaking up on me but this is actually like a pretty good  spot also I want that duct tape oh you know what I got to patch up the  vest I should really back out of here I just can't help it I'm tempted by that AK where is it I'm I'm I'm I'm going to back out I  want to patch up my vest uh vsss is not something I'm really interested in if if I  had a MAG maybe but I'm not using that as a sniper all right where's there  it is I thought this guy h

ad a Defender vest I got really excited when I saw it I don't need both of these only one I doubt that was their um  NBC gear though that was dropped but that was cool man that was cool just  doing that silently so that everybody else who's fighting in the area might not  know where I am is like pretty dope dude I just like I kind of want to I almost  was thinking about like chilling by the red body and if somebody took a shot at  me you know maybe uh it would hit the body instead of me but I ju

st feel like  the red backpack on the hill is just so obvious just there's like a lot of AK shots  ringing out over there where are they coming from where can I go to get  eyes on it like all that is just open field you know I don't want to run  through that shot on the second guy was nice I'm lucky he was wearing bright  blue it made him really easy to spot yeah it's just in DayZ DC the  vsss is like kind of garbage at range they kind of accidentally turned it  into a CQB gun by it having armor

-piercing rounds and just being really difficult  to snipe with there they are just saw one only one that I've noticed but I bet you there's more than one  I could go around and get in the little woods area by the lake and might spot him but  I'm getting a little closer than I like there I'm going to do it though I think that guy was pretty geared I don't think I can loot that body either he should be dead that's two SKS  hits I hope he's dead but it might just be an [Music] uncon holy crap thou

gh that  was dicey he was just a little too far away for the SKS to feel real comfortable but  I didn't have time to swap to the uh the Winnie was it that tree line the Rocks down there the SKS sounds so good when you're firing it  but when it's being shot at you it just sounds so ridiculous I don't know I'm moving slow in  case he had a buddy but that guy that we saw could be on us any second I think  it was down there behind those rocks bro where is where is this guy I'm going to get killed ma

ybe I didn't kill him  yeah you're right wasn't he behind rocks maybe it was only uncon he could be just in any one of these trees I'm pretty sure he died I  just think I'm being stupid and really really skiddish about that other player we spotted so I'm like not  taking the time I need to find him no I know it's the other way I'm not looking for him now I'm looking for him if  he's up I'm not looking for the body anymore oh that tree made noises but yeah it was this this line right it wasn't  t

hat tree line cuz there's like three of them I think I'm going to go downhill though over  there and that way I can easily spot the body when there's no grass rendering and also keep an  eye out for our other guy that's in the area it's it's harder to look for the body  when I'm being skittish about another player you know what I mean if I  can like back up make sure that that dude isn't approaching spot the  body I can just dip in and out real quick yeah this wasn't suppressed  shots like the l

ast two kills he's skittish I I have no idea I saw like what  I think is the new BDU helmet but I genu I didn't really see anything of  what he had I was using iron sight SKS you know he looked more geared than  the either of the other two guys we killed wait thought I saw a leg or something  I don't know man I'm not I'm not seeing him but I like where I am a lot more  I've got this nice little dip for hard cover I really want to loot that kill though if he is dead oh I hit him twice for sure ab

solute bastard see I'm really  worried about somebody rolling up from over there but if he's dead it's like these rocks over here just want to make sure that  nobody's going to sneak up from this little tree line across the river across the street exactly I'm so nervous about the guy in town all right oh Edgar thank you for the 308 you bastard wait he was behind  rocks so it was this tree line bro I don't know where this dude is oh  here there's another rock line it was here I almost think he's

up in the next tree line I think I'm looking in the completely wrong area I'm going to go back up get in  the next one and then work my way down but I'm really I'm really  starting to wonder if he's up I I have no clue where I shot  from to be honest with you this is something I'm never going to get  good at finding a body after I kill well potentially kill someone again maybe  he's not dead and that explains the whole thing I mean the first shot didn't even knock him uncon so I am a little conc

erned  that the second shot didn't kill him and it was just a knockout you know if  it was like an arm shot and then a body armor shot like he could be up but I swear it was  at those rocks like now that I'm seeing him from afar I think he was at those rocks  I think he's up man I think he somehow slipped thank you Lizzy thank you very very much for  the kind words and for the twomon resub thank you like I don't think that this bush line has any rocks I think he was right there dude and I'm abou

t to get sniped looking for him oh here he is here he is oh my God are you kidding me bro what the [ __ ] [ __ ] dude don't do that man no alerts um all right I think we got a scadaddle yeah let's scattle we're going to ditch the wind T that I  have I'll put the plod on the DMR and I've got mags Morgan and will thank you for the follows  Anders thank you for the 11mon resub and thank you squacks for the bits even though they  scared the poop out of me what's inside the cooking pot didn't I check

his cooking  pot yeah I did I did it had uh NBC filters yeah it was the one Tree lineup you guys were  right I just got confused by The Rock line I'm pretty sure it had two NBC filters and 22 in  it I'm pretty sure I did check the cooking pot they are they are indeed nassoy thank you for the 100 bits oh man you're always confused to be  fair that's true that's true I almost started emptying out my uh ammo  while running so I'm really glad I didn't thanks for the five bits  re line Grim thank yo

u for the follow thank you for the bits nassoy all right and this is going to be cool too it is it is indeed  thank you Reagan for the 100 bits look at that red dot on an SK  cool as heck um the the 30 round Vicki is tempting but I don't know I might ditch that thank you for the hype train guys nice  little three-man kill right there I'm pretty proud of that I'm feeling pretty good about  that um I took duct tape so I can make a bottle suppressor you got a loud load out SKS and DMR  no one's goi

ng to be able to tell which one I'm shooting yeah dude a DMR  with a plod is pretty cool man this is my Saturday morning  cartoon I love it all right [Music] um I guess I'm going to keep all that do  I keep that I mean that's a good gun to have if I do get my hands on um that's a  good mag to have if I get my hands on that gun uh nassoy thank you for giting a sub to  Gummy Bear waffles it's a fart train damn it it's a fart train thank you for the wh bits  waffles boot check crapola he had good b

oots too I don't think we're going to  go back into that fight guys I think we're going to go start looking  for DMR mags and more ammo we'll head towards uh Green Mountain we got three  kills there I think that went pretty well 80 minute countdown to Dune dude you're  going to have so much fun it's just a it's just like an experience man like I  don't know what else to say like you're just you're just in a racus for two and  a half hours Keith what's up man how you doing all right I don't reall

y need the Mosen ammo I'd  like to keep the hunting scope I'd like to keep the leather kit even though I can barely even  use it but hey we got a DMR with 11 shots in one mag and uh five in another that really  ain't bad at all that really ain't bad at all do we go to Green Mountain though I'm very excited to see Dune today  and [ __ ] my new popcorn bucket tonight sounds like a hell of a day dude dude I love  the SKS with a red dot it's just so e so nice Northwest I don't want to go to Northwes

t  I don't know I think we're doing Green Mountain zel mosino and then we'll work our way to  Northwest if we're still alive after all that going with my baby zed it's her F she's  going to the college in the fall first movie I've seen in her with the c seen with her in  the cinema since 2019 a dude that's going to be a good memory I definitely would recommend  going out after fipper like you know I I love seeing a movie and then grabbing a bite to  eat with whoever you saw it with just to talk

about it you know it's fun I like it it wasn't  like a three-man squad wipe Pagan there was a two in a row that might be in one clip the  third guy I don't know might not have been clipped I usually leave Green Mountain blinking  red that's cuz I'm usually the one shooting y military I actually do quite well at Green  Mountain limberger hello hello buddy that was dope though because we knew exactly what  hell to get on I was tipped off by the NBC stash the shy halloy oh my God Reagan that fart g

ave sent like a chill down my  spine bad wolf the shy hosi oh my God I hate it but yeah we were like tipped off off I was like  okay there might be players on my hill let's be careful so I played it careful spotted one got  lucky to spot the other cuz he was so bright and then we got really lucky that that dude didn't  sneak up on us if we had overstayed our welcome on that Hill the guy with the DMR would have  snuck up on us and killed us I don't know man sometimes it just sends a shiver down m

y spine  Halo it's weird thank you for the 500 Bits bad wolf I'm actually proud of making that up I didn't copy that anywhere I know of I sure  hope not because I'm proud of you the shy halloy o thought that player was  a a player that zombie was a player for a minute diesel what's going on man figure I'd just check for uh you know something in here ammo pretty sure  that running was a zombie man noo turbo welcome welcome anybody I'm missing hope you're good thank  you for being here spending yo

ur Saturday with me intense server's a little too intense yeah I I  I I had to give up on it for the day I'm going to play it again I really am going to play it  again but the bruises were kind of pissing me off thank you for the hype train guys damn no 308 the the shy HUD popcorn bucket is is outrageous  not just because clearly someone's going to stick their dick in it but like it would be a bad  popcorn bucket like I don't know about you guys but I like to grab my popcorn kernels  like one or

two at a time you know like I'm not grabbing a full handful and if you're  just grabbing like one or two you know you're probably going to end up like it's me I'm  someone you're probably just going to end up having those little teeth rip the popcorn out  of your fingers you know I just don't think it's practical I do want to go back down cuz that the last  known of that player was like visible from here I think I'm going to do Green Mountain Panda  and the Green Mountain summer camp and then I

'm going to have to make a tough decision  about whether or not I'm up for looting zel frankly I think I'd rather go to mosino  than do zel and then maybe do zel to wrap it all up but yeah the last known of that  player was like right around there so if we were to approach from  this side we might spot some bodies or some movement but I don't think I'm  going to go in there I think I'm going to caught my uh I'm going to I'm going  to count my blessings you have a DMR you don't need an SKS uh dis

agree I think it's  good to have both I don't have a ton of DMR ammo that was that guy uh this is a modded server  diesel so no they've tweaked the gas zones I believe it's tizzy only I mean if I had like three 20 round mags that  were full and a spectre scope I could main the DMR I feel like people all the time bro can hear  an SKS shooting at them and they go oh my God that guy's a DMR whoever kills me if they think that  they're going to be like oh wow he did have a DMR I would have to swap i

t back and forth  I could pop this red dot on it when I'm doing CQB and pop the plot on it when I want it  for range but I'd rather have like a spectre or an ACOG that I can just like scroll to swap  between Close Quarters and range I already looted that rather than um have to swap Scopes  I hate having to swap scope swap scopes on the Fly there's Green Mountain yeah getting our hands  on this Defender vest that was a cool little upgrade we killed  one guy with no vest one guy with a stab vest a

nd then one guy with  a Defender vest Moving on Up Moving On people could definitely go there to recover  after that fight based on where they were a Leopold scope would be better than  what I have right now too that would be nice I thought your lip smacking was a bullet snap snap oh I'm getting shot at Grim I definitely used to go through  phases where I preferred watching Daisy to playing it streaming obviously changed  that but when I was playing more casually I was just like I want a daisy a

dventure but  I don't want the stress of a daisy adventure sure so I'm going to play ocara of time on  my 3DS and watch a stream instead you know like shy husy oh my God so there is a scope store right there  and there might even be one in this town too um oh what's his name as mondian  would probably have that Bartlet if you did exclamation mark tips you might get  a link to Asian's pages of like infographics but it's not going to cover modded stuff  he's only going to have um vanilla stuff all

right well you got a kill well one of them you  got kind of scumbagged meesza the guy who like betrayed us and then the other kill you took one  out and the second one got you I don't think you did bad there oh my God that bear that mutated  bear that I saw either you or Mikey post holy crap oh sorry my dad just canceled  us tomorrow he's not coming anymore feel bad that means he's probably not feeling well really from players because I I  I haven't seen a lot of pop on it the next time I see g

reen hell populated  I'm joining like even 10 players I'm joining I I genuinely I think that is the best Nal server yeah he's got that like Long Haul Co  issue right now Lonesome and he's trying to figure it out but like some days it's just  like there's just like I don't I don't really know what exactly it is other than just like  lack of energy but like I witnessed it when we went to see the hockey game like he was  just like walking down a hallway and had to lean against the wall and catch hi

s breath  for a minute and I was like oh [ __ ] like cuz I was kind of like on the fence like is this  even like I don't know what this is you know but it's definitely taken its toll on him he is seing  some doctors though to try to find treatment or a solution yeah like I wouldn't have been surprised  if it was like up some stairs swards but we were literally walking in a hallway and he just  like had to lean against the wall for a minute Monday following the open server  there were 12 to 16 al

l each evening nice nice yeah I hope so too my mom's been doing  a lot better though she had some a bunch of medical issues that are she's doing much  better so you know at least one parent's doing well I'm sorry to hear that lishka  I hope you get past it soon too man I might have to try to make an effort  cuz I think my sister is with is coming tomorrow anyways so watch baby said so I'll  be editing but maybe on like a day that I'm uh just home with baby at all day maybe  I can meet him halfwa

y make it a little easier yeah that's a good point Mesa and  again Theos is a server with like the right type of pois and it's small enough that  frankly I think like 15 players is more than enough he he is like getting treatment lisko  like he got like a spinal tap for some sort of test the other day again like I don't  I don't really chat with him too much so I don't know the specifics but he's like making  more efforts to try to figure something out you know yeah dude I'm I'm definitely going

to  have to try to join that sometime soon I I think that what I'll do is like kind of  similar to what we did last time and just kind of but not like a Meetup just kind of be  like hey I'm on Green hell the mosque this is a great server you should play please Hop  Off The Stream you know and just play as a solo with maybe a rando we meet in game but  just not do the Meetup but maybe we can just encourage it to get full or populated a  little bit Lord pop how you doing buddy I'm right nearby so

I might as well pop  into this town and check the next scope store I I I know some people who are like that  uh broke I think uh musel's wife said that she like doesn't like the taste of wine that she  used to love since she got it you know it's weird how it affects things yep still back  at stoy man or sorry Soro sorry soore noi soore oh wait this isn't the town  I thought it was this one doesn't have a scope store it might be one  over either way I might find Loose 308 it look pretty awesome 

an MK2 mag would be dope too peanut butter tastes like  dirt yeah like that's so weird man I was on excuse me I was on a hardcore server called intense earlier and uh I  wasn't hardcore core enough it seems I'm so glad that's gone I'm  glad that's gone for you too semi yeah I really can't believe the  amount of dmrs we've been finding recently like I think this is my third one in like  the last two weeks every Sporter mag I find is empty I know I know Brave I just  wasn't hardcore enough today

I I'll I'll do better next time I'll become more hardcore oh uh L lisu lisu thank you for the follow uh Zeus and buds  Lightyear thank you for the follows so how did did s people have been  telling me all day that sour and sore were playing on it the last couple days did  either of them have as much trouble as I did not that I'm trying to compare myself  to them as players but just like did either of them struggle the way that I did  or were they just like they adapted easier I was trying to ask

that to sour  but he I think he hopped off when he was in earlier they didn't make it very far  sour was thriving to be honest we had a couple lives that were pretty good yesterday  I don't know if I'd say thriving well I got to White across the board that was good  we got to White across the board at one point just psycho thank you for the follow Karim thank you kareim Kim thank  you for the follow oh my God you know what we watched last night my mother-in-law and I  this is just random is air

plane I'm thinking of it because of Kareem Abdul Jabar who's in  that movie Ladies was uh was busy at work she didn't get home from work until like 7:30 last  night so my mother-in-law and I we went out we got burgers and beers came home put babies Ed  to bed poured ourselves some bourbons and we were like let's pick a really funny 80s or 90s  comedy that uh lady Ed would hate so we put on airplane Kim buo kmo okay okay don't call me Shirley SATs no we didn't  do that broken yo thank you for the

P the prime Kimo I've heard that I got to watch Naked  Gun I'm not so sure I've ever seen Naked Gun the whole way through yeah lady Zed hates  like screw ball comedies like that she hates it so I was like we got to pick a movie that  she's going to hate so that we can watch it and we got to get like I was like we got to start it  before she gets home so she can't object if we're 20 minutes into a movie when she gets home she  can't say no you know so we got to watch the whole thing it's a twist

er it's such a good dude like  there's just so many subtle things that you notice on rewatch of airplane like when they call uh  the Mayo Clinic to talk about that sick kid and it's just like a guy with a bunch of jars  of mayonnaise behind him he's just like on the phone giving medical advice but he's just like has  all these different jars of mayonnaise on his sh bookshelves I don't know I I think that  [ __ ] like that is up my alley we were talking about maybe watching Young  Frankenstein or

Blazing Saddles or something next time my mother-in-law's in  town Kimu thank you so much for the pride buddy yeah like I I think I've seen Naked Gun like  on Comedy Central here and there all the magazines throughout the movie yeah there was like the boys  life and nuns life with the nuns surfing and all that but yeah I think it's just  like one of those like I've seen bits and pieces on Comedy Central  never sat down and watch Naked Gun Blazing Saddles is amazing lady Zed hates  that movie be

cause she thinks it's so so dumb and she was talking about how she wanted to  watch Robin Hood Men in Tights which is a good one but I've never seen Young Frankenstein  I think I got to correct that I think I got to check out Young Frankenstein I know dude  I know believe me if I knew that she didn't like Blazing Saddles I don't know if I would  have married her I might I might have had ask some questions at least you know but it was  too late oh yeah the little kids Satan let's do a Naked Gun m

ovie night with you and your  mother-in-law uh I mean I'm down for a Naked Gun movie night she wants to watch some other  movies although she did call out Naked Gun I don't know if I want to do a movie night with  my mother-in-law because that's just me texting cuz she's not going to join Discord you know  that's just me ignoring her and texting while we watch a movie with her you know what I mean  like after she drives down here to watch baby zed I think that'd be a little rude I've  seen Space

Balls but it has been quite a while she married me as a joke shaded I was thinking about adding a thousand  bit fart alert that was just the intro scene to Blazing Saddles just like five minutes  [Music] of and make it like a thousand bits but knowing Blazing Saddles I  don't think that that would be uh appropriate for twitch I'm pretty sure  Blazing Saddles says every racial slur known to man in the first five minutes  of the movie it's [ __ ] ridiculous dude I don't normally go this way  arou

nd I normally go the other way I don't know why but the Blazing  Saddles quote that always got me was the one where he's like you see  this steady as they come but I shoot left-handed I just I don't know why I always thought that was like the  the line of the movie for me something everyone can enjoy Full  Metal Jacket I'd actually like to watch Full Metal Jacket I've seen it but  I'd like to see it again I watched half of um sakario the other day and then  I haven't had a chance to finish the o

ther half but damn that is a good movie  that highway bridge scene is just like so stressful hear no evil see no evil is [ __ ]  hilarious dude that's like a lesser known one too I don't think as many people have seen that  as like other genan Wilder movies but yeah it's um it's Gan Wilder and Richard Pryor and I  think Richard PRI is blind and Jean Wilder is De and they're they're friends it's just  like it's so good dude it's they just like oh it's so good you should watch Strays I  haven't se

en it I've seen trailers for it though yeah that's what got us on  here Ruff we're we were talking airplane Denny Ville arrival is one of my  favorite movies of time arrival was just it made me cry it made me I it was and it's just  an incredible sci-fi movie AR rival is [ __ ] amazing dude prisoners is incredibly [ __ ]  up but pretty good I really got to check out enemy I hear a lot of people like enemy um I got  to check that one out and then there's some of his like movies that he made in Fr

ance that are  supposed to be good too but I really want to do a Danny villain kick right now I heard really  good things about bottoms and that's on Pulu or peacock right now for free so I'm tempted to  check that out too I'm just going to pop these Zs uhoh Event Horizon uh which one's that there's a  couple movies I get confused is that Matt Damon an exoskeleton gear or is that Emily Blunt  Tom Cruz reliving the same day over and over again ship Goes to Hell I do not know that movie no have yo

u seen Freddy Got Fingered  I starred in Freddy Got Fingered pretty sure the zombie yeah I think the zombies AGG gr on me come to America and Tra I I didn't really getting paranoid I don't know Edge of Tomorrow and you said Event Horizon  I get those movies can and there's there's a Matt Damon one too right where he's in an exoskeleton  and he's bald I've heard all of his strangers is like unot gut punch that's free on a streamer  right now too I'd like to check that out I saw um zone of interes

t elisium thank you I don't  know why that's not even a similar title but zone of interest is a really [ __ ] upsetting but  weird movie and like I didn't like it as much as I had wanted to like it but it's about the family  of the guy who ran owitz and it's basically like you never see inside of oswit the whole movie is  just that family on the outside of the wall but you either got to see the movie in theaters or  wear headphones because the sound design is what the movie is all about you're j

ust constantly  hearing atrocities in the background and and I think like the mo the movie like the ideas  about like the banality of evil and how they just seem like a normal family on the surface  and how they can just ignore these atrocities and all that it is is just it is not a fun movie  but I think it is one that's interesting to watch especially you know given you know not to get  too like dark or anything but you know there's a lot of [ __ ] up [ __ ] that goes on in the  world nowadays

and it's easy to shut it out you know not saying that you have to ruin your  life focusing on those things or anything but and also shutting it out doesn't mean that  you're complicit like they are you know but anyways it's an interesting movie I'd recommend  it but I'd recommend it with headphones my only issue with it is it like had no plot it was  just like [ __ ] happening you know it's just like the family just stuff is happening to the  family so there was no like beginning middle and end

it just kind of ended all of a sudden I'd  really really really like to see the curse I've heard really good things but Nathan Fielder's  comedy kind of hurts me physically sometimes I like some of it I don't love other parts of  it I was talking about um zone of Interest XT trap never heard of that one Hank but yeah I really really want to  see anatomy of a fall that's supposed to be really good I still haven't seen  past lives I i' I've heard incredible things about that um [ __ ] man I still

  haven't seen killers of the flower moon and the Oscars are like tomorrow but it's  also impossible to watch the Oscars if you don't have cable or like Paramount plus so  I don't think we're going to get to watch it anyways have a good one dark fish take care manam I I've been playing on a hardcore server  Neils so playing on a vanilla Health server it's not vanilla there's modded gear but it's  vanilla Health server it runs over the air so I can have like an antenna to get it I don't  think we

get ABC I think we get Fox but not ABC the ringer the greatest comedy  of all time I I've seen it I don't remember thinking it was the  Great greatest comedy of all time you could watch it for free on abc.com I would love to watch it I would I  would genuinely really like to watch the I I listen to so many podcasts about the  Oscars and I don't watch the Oscars you know I feel like this year I should at least  watch some of them and also I heard a rumor that in the script somebody's getting  ki

cked in the nuts so that sounds pretty exciting they got to step up  their game so I I hear Chris Rock is going to get kicked in the  nuts I I I I'm looking forward to that hel crashed to my right but far away I'm trying to favorite movie  of last year as of right now 2023 right not like in the last year  as of right now it have to be the holdovers I really I really  really really enjoyed the holdovers I I I didn't have the best viewing  experience but I just Oppenheimer didn't do it for me my v

iewing experience was very [ __ ] up  it was over five sittings on a TV where we kept having to lower the volume cuz we were afraid of  waking baby zed so definitely not the best viewing experience but I still I'm just like I don't I  also had to listen to people hype it up for like literally 5 months when I couldn't see it cuz I  had a newborn and then like I feel like it just kind of is one of those like the expectations  were set too high you know yeah I I really enjoyed Barbie no no one set

the expectation  super high for Barbie they were like it's good it's fun and uh so yeah it was like an easy watch  and easy to like you know or like Oppenheimer was like so heady and like so intense and like I  don't think I had the audio the way I needed to really and get the full experience and I just  think that I just don't think I had it I had the right experience for Oppenheimer again you're not  supposed to watch movies over five sittings you're supposed to watch them in one sitting and f

ocus  on it ooh mission impossible that I forgot that was in 2023 Mission Impossible was probably  the most fun I had watching a movie last year I'll tell you one thing it wasn't any Marvel movie Godzilla minus one I've heard such  good things I missed it when it was in theaters I think I'm going to watch ironclaw  sometime soon too yeah mobious o Rusty what's going on key and friendly Fain gnd  D thank you all for for the follows guys they're just not putting out good stuff dry Muk thank you fo

r the follow looking for a good comedy to watch  Theo tonight looking for a real belly buster suggestions Netflix preferably uh I don't know  exactly what's on Netflix right now I was trying to think like cuz somebody said ringer is the  best comedy of all time obviously comedy in particular is incredibly subjective ooh Guardians  3 was really good too that was last year you're right I don't know I think Mission Impossible is  my answer for best Mo the most enjoyable movie I saw but I'm trying t

o think of like like the  movie that made me laugh the most and frankly what comes to my head first and foremost  is [ __ ] Borat dude like I don't know if I've ever laughed harder in my life than seeing  Borat in theaters the first time like genuinely like could not breathe laughing when they are  running around the hotel butt ass naked like like I I I I genuinely don't know  if I've ever laughed harder in my entire life flat V thank you for the  prime guys we got another brand new bird nerd pl

ease give him a warm  welcome thank you thank you thank you I don't mean to overhype it or anything  Mikey but like like I was in high school I went to see it in the theaters with my  girlfriend and like I think I was like genuinely having trouble breathing but if  you watch watched it for the first time now I don't know if it would have that same effect  well that's the thing I never watched I never saw Bruno I never saw his other movies that are  of a similar vein I saw Borat 2 that was pretty

interesting I have no idea what  this is Bach Bach thank you for the follow oh my God so good broken and  when he's learning like etiquette in like Southern Georgia like oh my god dude it's so good but it's funny cuz back to Nathan Fielder  theoretically Nathan Fielder's kind of humor is similar to Borat like setting up these weird  situations for like cringe humor but like it works for me with Borat it didn't doesn't always work  with me with Nathan I like Nathan and I definitely respect him b

ut like sometimes his [ __ ] is just  really hard to watch but I've heard the curse is like incredibly interesting and unique and I I got  to give it a go it's got Emma Stone in it you know speaking of Emma Stone poor things is on Prime now  I think for free I only got to watch like half an hour of it but we're going to finish it definitely  soon definitely recommend checking that out based on the first half an hour I think it's a really  cool movie I'm I'm looking forward to finishing it the cu

rse is scripted I thought it  was like partially scripted partially not yeah I think we're going to do  this Miss Shino summer camp and then zel four things is also good and also  seriously [ __ ] up seriously [ __ ] up jackass forign hat dude that would be a  movie night that would be a good Community movie night that's a car looks like it crashed do a movie day watch all the jackasses  all the jackasses good Lord that's a lot of jackassery jackass isn't  exactly a movie series that I feel the

need to rewatch but like  if there's a new one that I haven't seen wow holy [ __ ] he hit me oh my God I'm I'm  surprised he hit me bro I get like 30 Ping On This Server no I hit him I I think that was  clean on my end but oh crap I think I got to go loud he was dead before the lag really hit but that was definitely lag on his  part man I got like 30 Ping On This Server damn he just clipped  me he he just clipped my arms dude what did I have the 20 what did I have  out cuz I swapped guns and fra

nkly I don't think I should have I think I had the DMR out and  I probably should have kept it out cuz I hip fired anyways we're doing a wide flank  that could definitely attract some attention damn bro who's approaching SS noi pass  from that direction I think I had my my DMR out I he probably wouldn't I don't  even know when he hit me dude that was that was wild did he hit me with his first  or did he even get a second shot [Music] off RG really good we we struggled a lot on  the hardcore serv

er and now we're doing really really good on this server  getting kills and we even have a DMR yeah I'm going to get up to that Hill  cuz I think I have a pretty good OverWatch of some noi pass from there he got first  missed the second okay but yeah I didn't notice any lag until he was already dead  after I hit him that's when the lag kicked in I have not played on the  pre-apocalypse server frankly it doesn't sound all that appealing  to me I don't really get it like no zombies okay so it's ju

st Arma like  I I I don't get it man I really don't I I have no idea Mesa and like what's a  map moded like pre-apocalypse chernarus it's just like chernarus but it  looks like SP and spam nice and clean like I I just don't get  it I really don't understand it well I I know people and like other  streamers and other people who play the game iron and we talk but exclamation mark  faves for the list of servers I recommend people I just like heard that guy holding his  breath and just like it all w

ent to [ __ ] I don't know am I going to want to go in there now I could loot his body pretty easily  but looting the actual well actually I pulled most of the zombies out by  fighting so maybe maybe I could get in and loot the base really quick  and then loot his body and sneak out yeah there were there were shots  I think that way and this way I mean he had a shotgun you never he could have  more DMR ammo epoxy or you know he could definitely have things that are valuable  to us God damn it I

really have to pee too I'm going to uh do it  but I'm going to get it done quickly yeah we didn't check the car you're right here I don't even think I have to bother killing that zombie is that zombie AG on me he  like turned and looked a different direction ooh grenade going off at vmc it sounds [Applause] like ooh oh [ __ ] I think the zombie was just AGG gring weird I I don't think there's actually someone over  here but I figure I'll look around real quick oh mama I mean and a machete ain't

bad for melee come on he's got to have more  SKS ammo epoxy nice there we go oh I got an orange taloon yeah ruined everything this is so stupid but I'm  going back for the stupidest reason I don't want to waste my own cooking stove  so I'm grabbing his we'll fry up all the chicken yeah oh yeah yeah yeah what about  what's inside of it I always forget about that nothing nothing let's go this way a little bit and then I'm  just going to I'm just going to scarf down all the chicken I figured why no

t I've  got the cooking set up you know what I mean what a waste of a car I wonder if  they got shot at I didn't really check any of the windows but they could  have very easily been shot at and then they were like panicking trying  to drive through there and crashed it all right we're ahead and do michino military  um theoretically I only have about an hour left in the Stream I can go a little longer baby's  head's going to go down for a nap actually she might be down for her nap now so I kind

of  want to wrap up when she wakes up so I do want to cook some of this chicken and then maybe  go downstairs and just chat with my mom and find out what the schedule is when baby Ed's nap  should be over are you following shots no the shots were North I'm heading towards mosino  I'm I'm still not really like excellently kitted like my um my DMR doesn't have a lot of  ammo you know oh that cooking pot has water in it probably Uber way down by that I got a handed to that guy  though excellently o

rganized inventory just put the tracers at  the bottom of this mag I figure um don't really need that now do I is there any way to see who killed you or who you  killed like player names no not not on a server like this apparently intense has all kinds of  info on like how far you've traveled how many players you've killed zombies Etc it's pretty  remarkable they have that type of stats you know I don't know I don't think it's any  easier it's still plenty stressful to loot a body no matter what

  how they're organized you know and we just ate like a thousand chicken wings I can Mesa I can it sounds horrible plain boiled chicken boiled chicken  breast and then chugging the broth water that's at 200° all right I I am going to go AFK for a  second guys I just want to check on what's going on with baby zed today uh for the rest  of the day so I know how much longer I've got like to stream give me a quick minute hopefully  nobody rolls up and kills us all right my mom my mom was actually pu

tting baby zed down for  her nap as I went down so I had to help her and uh apparently my Mom's hanging out though so I can go till like 4:30 apparently  so that's cool well really four so I bought myself a little extra time and  uh cut up an Apple so that I won't starve to death we killed a guy who snuck up on us bourbon how are the mechs on  Hell divers are they cool I saw that they're getting added soon or already got added well and my mom and my stepdad render are  now going to come to dinne

r which I'm thrilled about because lady Zed's going with a CO we're  going we were going to meet lady Zed's coworker and his partner is in coming so I was just going  to be stuck listening to them [ __ ] and moan about school the whole time so I'm like thank God  somebody who can speak because I would have had baby zed with me but somebody who can speak and  not talk about school the entire time I'll have company they're allowing everyone a temporary free  be some of my friends are getting on to

night but I don't think I'll be able to get on till  tomorrow so I hope I get a chance to use one wow this is a good view over mosino town holy crap where the hell's the M base I  feel like I should be able to see that too Bart thank you for the eight months dude base I guess this like right over there I don't think I ever got to use the I'm  like level five like I barely progressed at all I literally played it like two days  but I do enjoy it a lot thank you thank you Bomar thank you for the ei

ght months dude  but uh I do I do want to play with my buddies more but there two of them are like going  to be one of them's going to be like level 100 already the other one will be pretty far  along so I was like I'm going to join getting all excited to play these mechs and I'm not  even going to be able to use them because they're going to have access and I won't  but having a free weekend for them would be fun so I didn't know this about the  game but apparently the Galaxy or the universe th

at we're living  in is shared by everybody on Hell divers like I didn't know that that's how  it worked like if we clear a planet if I'm clearing planet c136 and you are working on  it too if we clear it that's it we like won all of us together like I didn't know that there  was that like worldwide camaraderie aspect to it you know Adam I mean it's genuinely part of  the reason why we still live in Lancaster is because we knew we'd have grandparents help but  my mother-in-law driving down to wat

ch baby zed like she does every other week is Gen like  that is such a blessing she's [ __ ] amazing she wanted to buy my beer for me last night at  dinner and I was like absolutely not I'm like the least I can do is buy you a beer right  now yeah it is really cool and like what's cool too Mesa is like so like you're you have  a ship and you're hell diving onto a planet to clear out bugs or Terminators or whatever but  if you're playing with your friends you board their ship and there's like fou

r stations for  if you want to upgrade your gear there's like stations for hell diving if they're operating the  map you can look over their shoulder and actually see what they're looking at like the way that it  works between other people playing like it's not just like when you're in the world you're loading  up on a server and you're playing together like even when you're on your buddy's ship you're  seeing everything that he's seeing it's it's kind of cool I like it there's a lot about hell 

divers I like a lot I wish I had more time for it that's what I hear broken higher  difficulty it's like impossible it's a solo yeah that is a bummer broken I have not  played at all as a solo or with a random lobby but I know my one buddy plays it a lot at in  random lobbies oh really I felt the the third person camera was pretty good the best part about  hell divers is the Mortal Kombat combinations it is such a it does such a good job of like when  you open your map it's a third person game

but it feels like a first person game like when  you open your map your character is pulling up their personal computer and you're moving  slower when you're shooting you're just be like there's like a circle that's moving  because there's weapon Sway and like when you're pulling up your personal computer to  hit a combo to call down a thing I can never remember what they're called like it's just  so good in that regard it does a really good job of like being a third person game but  kind of fee

ling like a hardcore firstperson game I only just found out that you can do first  person actually I didn't even know that for a long time all right let's go in  we might find uh some three 8 here that's [ __ ] that's like the most  fun part about it for me broken I love entering those combos you know it's so  satisfying why would you rob yourself of that let's go ve is here how are you ve I don't know what Apple ladies had got at the grocery store but this is  not a good apple I don't like it t

his is why you're not a  mod here crowd you should be embarrassed bro honey crisps are just god tier I I I I don't know what ladies had got this  time but this apple is just not it they're going to be tracers probably oh they're not they're regulars nice Mumble I was in the TV show Amish Mafia as  an extra and that's where I got the name from the Z is just zom iie but the Amish  part is from living in Lancaster Pennsylvania and being on that TV  show grape juice infused with apples grapple these

nuts no I I don't  know no I've never even heard of that fiji's pretty good I like the Fiji or Gala  did I have Gala or Fiji I think I had Gala not Fiji I don't know man I love honey crisps lady  Zed doesn't like them apparently I love them I wanted well I was going to say I wanted  to do pink lady next but lady Zed bought the apples maybe that's what this is maybe  it's a pink lady and I just didn't even know hello that's a good point for winning I should  keep that in mind I'm looking forward

to going apple picking with baby's head when she's old  enough I think that'll be fun that seems like one of those super lame things that you hated as  a kid but you got to force your kids to do you know when is p lady season Mr doctor yes please in the summertime when the weather is  fine reach right up you can touch the sky all right well we got 40 rounds that was worth it I don't know man zel's making  me nervous I don't like the idea of going to zel but that seems like  the logical next cho

ice if we survive mosino do you think there's an alternate  reality Mesa where instead I F I just like recently discovered how much I love pickles  and I'm like a pickle afficionado you know it's it can night it can if I fill up a  canteen and I clean it with chlorine tabs it will not on vanilla day z a a well is a safe place  to drink water any other water be it a river or a a lake or even just a bottle that you find  has a chance of making you sick if you drink it yeah I hear that green  mulle

t I don't like to do it oh that's a disturbing combination Nate sh I think there's a mod for it Hello Kitty is he alone he's alone crap I should have taken one  of those shots I just like if he starts running it's going to be hard to get him [ __ ] where'd he go there he is he's going to regret that [Music] decision [ __ ] okay he's dead I was like  I'm not going to be able to see him to finish him off bro the DMR with the  bottle suppressor sounded so so good man I got to say I feel like in  10

servers if you can well not that I can play an in 10 servers I literally cried  and quit today but it uh it makes you hard it hardens a man here's the problem though  how the [ __ ] am I going to loot that guy dude do you need to what  kind of question is that nit no very quickly well it was suppressed  so assuming he's alone I could probably just in and out real quick I think I  ruined his hunting backpack which is a bummer like porcupines [ __ ] very carefully I mean I just got to look  Siler

like I got to take a look see [ __ ] I don't know where he is I know I'm doing exactly what just got him killed dude and getting a kill here  blond Nei I every time I get to get a fight which that wasn't much of a  fight but every time I get to get into action in um michino is just like so thrilling ooh yeah I ruined it nice I'm going to take that pistol I need anything else  tactical yes I do don't think I really need either of those all right spark plug get rid of the extra belt who I'll prob

ably get rid of the SKS but I just  wanted to hold on to it for a minute just in case kills like that are are actually kills  where I kind of feel bad like that poor dude was just like exploring like he was  even careful he like overlooked the area and I just got really lucky lucky the  yeah yeah there was a patch this week gypsy all right um good Lord what what am I doing with this food do I do the Spectre scope on the DMR  the Leupold is just so good on the DMR I just love that Leupold Scope d

ude yeah right I think sober winning and then we keep the uh ba the full-sized AK  for Mid and you know M and Close Quarters all right so this is our little  suppressed gun I can get rid of the hunting scope but yeah like a guy like that like he's  like lived a long life like he was careful he did his due diligence and then he just let it SL  he just slipped up he just got unlucky frankly like he didn't even slip up I just got lucky  that I went to the right spot at the right time you know 5 min

utes earlier 5 minutes earlier  and I would have been in his position you know to be fair I wouldn't have gone down the way  that he did I would have gone around to go down where that pistol go oh there it is okay um I mean that's it's got to be that um yeah but what is this this is a 76239 barrel  for the M MK so that's an SKS caliber type I don't feel like that's going to be worth it  I do want to take the mrss if we find an K rail mount that'll be worth having um some  Tracer rounds there I d

on't need the [Music] 22 damaged and damaged yeah it's a  modded pistol it's like a tiny C uh r575 pistol do I need these mags I kind of  want to keep them in case I get an Aug I don't need that anymore um I really need that anymore let's just eat every all the food we can oh tags got you but yeah  that's how you dive on Deer Isle grave Shaker thank you for the follow  I missed that one I just had a sandwich at a sandwich place I asked for a specific  beer they didn't have it she pointed me in t

he direction of a corner shop and  told me to get get one there no fee are you trying to hurt my feelings I mean just  listen actually I'm not hurt you just need to reward that type of business by eating  there all the time you just have to reward it that's why I'm boycotting the crappy  place that charges a bottle opening fee you know uh helicopter crash sites quick so basically  the Northwest and if you hear hel crash Chase it all right are we good I think we're good here I mean I might as wel

l hold it and the mrss doesn't fit on here right  it doesn't fit on that all right uh rectangle TLC Waterfalls beat don't  go chasing H crash something to the river rectangle I hope you're good buddy I  hope you're lovely and handsome as always yeah hopefully we get an AK railmount down there ruin  box of ammo damn it now I'm embarrassed and I look foolish yeah we're doing good man we're  doing good baby Z is about to crawl like any second she even got one knee up to  like do a crawling motion b

ut then she pushed just herself further backwards  than she than the progress she made you know but yeah it's it's real  fun with her right now how are you how's the wife how's the little  one the not so little one I should say yeah I just really hope I don't miss it  I hope it like I hope it happens tomorrow when lady Ed and I are home cuz I've already  decided that if she crawls and Lady Ed's not home for it I'm not going to tell her I I made  that decision I was like I'm not you know I'm just

like there's no way like if she crawls and I  see it I'm going to be so happy and I'm just going to have to bite my tongue until lady Ed gets to  see it and then lose my mind like it's the first time see this is the way to approach  mosino if he had done this he might have looked back up the hill  and spotted me so maybe I don't feel bad for that guy maybe he should  get [ __ ] and did see look at him pathetic he deserved what  he got and he got what he deserved is this like the three  stages o

f ishing that rectangle lined out one time where I start to blame the the victim so weapon cleaning kits AK rail mounts DMR mags [ __ ] dude was somebody in that base I don't  even know if they were shooting at me I think they might have been killing their own zombie dude I think somebody  else just went into that base at like the same time I I did I I  don't even think that shot was at me but it was suppressed so I just  like couldn't tell what was going on I don't think I'm going to go back up

to the  hill that's what I think crazy guy I think he approached from where I am now and went right  into the camp and was fighting his own zombes suppressed and might not have had any idea I was  there probably after those three pistol shots he might know I was there but I don't know man he  could just be oblivious he could be like why did those but he'll see zombies that he didn't kill  and if he looks up the hill he'll see the body I went this way because the zombie was angled  the other way

so I'm hoping that that kind of turned around turned him around yeah I mean if he does know that I'm  there he would go in the woods looking for me if he knew that I was there  he wouldn't be [ __ ] around in the base still he might even be coming up to the hill that I'm on I don't really like the way the idea of  going further right I just feel like that's too obvious I really would like to be in that  tree line but I got I got to make some moves before it gets crazy dark you know it's  alread

y getting tougher and tougher by the minute now I have Bright Eyes stuck in my head great and  I need you more tonight and I need you more than [Music] ever we'll be holding on forever what a good song like what a banger dude Banger of a song with like the weirdest  music video you've ever seen in your entire life [ __ ] need you [Music] more there's the zombie so he was over there dude I I  I really kind of think that he had no clue I was there I think he probably found out I was there  after I

panicked but if I could have somehow known that he wasn't shooting at me and just remained  calm we could have had such a good jump on him that is not a banger how dare  you that song is absolutely a banger I don't know could he  have looted the whole thing by now it looks pretty empty I  really like my little spot though huh is that a zombie resp oh these  zombies are respawning those weren't there I mean I think that's why he went loud  is because he had zombies all over him I don't know I'm

I'm kind of thinking about heading over like starting to head north I mean that sounds like a a bonding  situation faces now you and your best friend are also best friends  and Eskimo brothers so like win-win yeah I feel like he's either going to be in the trees up here or he  headed over to the industrial area I don't know I don't think I want to go to  zel at night that doesn't f sound fun to me I think I'd rather go up to like Crona castle and that area maybe even  look for hel crashes to get

nvgs yeah but if we want action we got to go to zel [ __ ] it I'm going to zel we're playing dayy on easy mode  like come on what could happen at zel all right it's not like we're  going to get a bruise in zenor you know I think he came from the summer  camp I really really do should I check industrial first and then go to the summer  camp and go to zel yeah let's do that let's check industrial real quick and just  see if there are any dead zombies if we see him we know he's going to follow  th

e train tracks North and we can track him but yeah like what's the worst that could  happen in zel I'm not going to get a bruise if I can't get bruis I'm Not Afraid of Anything  chat that's what the intend server has done to me so rectangle um remember that time that you  said that you were definitely going to go to twitchcon San Diego and you definitely said that  you were definitely going to go and then you you went do do you do you cuz I I remember that and  I know you know like you know I'm

sure that this would all be on the up and up in your your wife  and child and boss would all be like yeah that's fine you T you told Amish that you would do it so  you'll do it cuz you said you would and I heard it you've met me twice I'm sure the thrill  is over now third times a charm though I was thinking about making a move this time  man we need an adultage over us in San Diego yeah we really do I'm kind of worried  about what Line's going to try to do to me yeah I was like where's that Kap

pa oh God  rectangle please You' got to help me he's here I'm just doing a quick little peruse  see if there's any uh Dead zombies around here it's a good little run we're  on though how many kills do we have three in stoy one by the car one here so five see zombies but they're upright there are  two military containers I figure I'll check here my gut is kind of telling me to go  north though it's it's less likely to get action and then we're going  to end up logging with a DMR and being like al

l right when do I want  to play on that character again you know uh yo couple of Subs coming in over on  YouTube um don't know what's up with that but thank you m Matthew Randy and attento guys if  you are new here I do have a YouTube channel you can check out and drop a subscription on  it's free over there on YouTube quad what's up man static thank you for the prime sub  here thank you thank you thank you for choosing to use it here buddy all right nothing n no contusions today I mean we  had

contusions earlier but then I quit that server because it's not fair it's not fair dude rectangle you're joking but we did like  a little open server thing uh last weekend and all day I was nailing it I knew who was red line I  knew who was meesza and then at one point I was talking to one of them and I'm like yeah you  should do this you've got the MOs in you can OverWatch and they're like no  I have a carbine I'm like oh my God I actually genuinely thought that you were the other somebody no n

o Brandy Bandy  or Cassie no I think it was Bandy I think Bandy said that she had the same  trouble my God I saw that like green spot if he left the base I feel like he left it  this way so I'm like that that's the zombie I killed or it's like the that  like ambient pile of corpses you [Music] know demon thank you for the follow I don't know let's go to zel let's blindfold him in San Diego and  make him tell the difference in person I feel like you guys are going to be like all right we're going

to we're going to no never  mind I don't even want to say that out loud and then tie him to the bed right oh Jesus they're going to be like can you  tell the difference between our lips it's assault that's ass salt dude's still there which one of us  is smelling you why are they smelling me Tempest I bought my hotel I have not bought my  plane tickets yet but I I I figure I have some time on that but I mean yeah assuming there's  no like drastic life altering emergency I'm going September 20th

through 22nd but yeah I definitely am going  to want to do like a meet up like at least one if not two like like two of  the nights just be like hey everybody I'm going to this bar come meet me you  know I am going to really try to be a businessman making business decisions  and closing business deals during the day at twitchcon but at night I'm getting  drunk and doing blow I mean no and I'm just drunk yeah foxy got all these new emotes  rectangle except for one of them is actually an emote of

me and it's very upsetting because  that's like my intellectual property or whatever yeah look at that look at that emote how dare she and she said by the way that the  other three Guinness are going to rot in her fridge I'm like that is such a waste of Guinness have you got Amish  dead business cards I I'm going to I will have some by then yeah  I should I should actually get on that geek that's true I do have a jar of pickles that  Nate bought me rotting in my fridge I'll represent you unless

trmz shows up then I'll have to pass  you to my junior associate and who is your Junior associate it was pretty incredible stuff mza  L Ed was very confused when that part showed up she's like who is this girl and why is she  dressed as you I'm like I wish I could explain IT Crowd is your Junior representative  uh I guess I guess I'll settle for crowd whoa where am I crap I need to be going this way it would be cool temp it would be  cool I don't see him going it's quite the hall for him I know

Holly Rex  is going again I I think he was like considering it rectangle but like there  could be some big life stuff that could get in the way and I I really don't  know if it I I I can't imagine he'll go there are things happening oh  my so you're saying that my dream can become a reality red line  I can meet the muscular man Z himself wait is the sun setting where am I going he said if he doesn't come  this year he's coming next year for sure yeah I don't know if I'll be  able to guarantee th

at I'll go next year it really works out well that baby's that  astronaut's kid is being born this year cuz that's just like an added layer like it's one thing to  try to talk ladies at into letting me go this year for twitchcon but it's another thing to uh  talk her into letting me see you know astronaut's kid I think I'm heading the right  way but I I I genuinely don't know and I don't have a compass either so that's a bummer if I promise not to go do you think  that'll sway him I think if Red

Line promises not to go it'll sway him I'm running  North okay then I do want want to go this way I think it more has to do with baby zed  than anything mzza like if it goes well this year and it's not a pain in the ass for Ladi  Ed to watch baby Ed I don't think it'll be a problem but definitely if it's a good oh  crap I'm in mosino oh no no no no no no no no wait where am I I have no idea I'm  going to keep going this way if it goes well like if I got a sponsorship out of it I  could definite

ly talk her into letting me go again like if it turns into a profitable thing  absolutely but I don't think that's going to happen that is mosino town  okay then I need to go this way next year she'll be old enough to  make it a family trip she might be yeah thank you cool down think I want to head even more this way if Mrs trmz comes I think my  wife will come what if Mrs Zed comes also it's very confusing having  two R names in bright red font in my chat cuz I definitely thought you  were rect

angle for a second there a Red Line you sound like meesza but your  username looks like rectangle it's very confusing I will pay for you  to go and dress as banana man I I will I will buy the Banana Man outfit  and fly you out there rectangle if OG is going and no one's ever in michino [Music] town is good be full on Dark by the time I get to  zel I do have to wrap up when L when baby Ed wakes up well I was here when this wasn't  even a stream so how about that Mesa faced I was here when I was j

ust a sperm  floating around in my dad's nut sack so how about that somebody should fix that Josh rectangle get on it I just said rectangle get on it  red line what more do you want me to do it genuinely feels like that Mesa  rectangle shows up and I'm like I feel like the spotlight is on him and not  on me now and frankly I don't like it I don't know if you've noticed but  I crave attention it's kind of a problem Sly what's going on genuinely one of the most cringy things I've  ever seen in my

life is this video of me and Fab astronaut when we're like 10 years old excuse me  I'm talking rectangle please shut up and it's a birthday party and to be fair I think it was my  birthday party so the spotlight should be on me but every time the camera moves I run to get back  into the frame like it's literally like like my mom is like filming she's like oh let's see let's  look at the cake and I like run over and shove my head in the frame and she's like oh let's go  see what what his brother'

s doing I like run in pretty much astronaut pretty much  no I'm talking about how cringy it is to see old childhood videos of us and  how much of an attention [ __ ] I was and you were very handsy for the record  astronaut was a toucher when he was a kid I still am I'm sorry did you say  something Redline I missed it it's kind of your job to go to twitchcon  one time a year you have to leave house and go to work streamers have it rough yeah  we do man there was a big thing trending on the intern

et about how streaming is  definitely a harder job than real jobs and it definitely is it definitely definitely  definitely is harder than any other real job it's genuinely one of the stupidest  things I've ever heard in my life I work more hours at this and probably  put more effort into this than I have any other job that doesn't  mean it's harder than any other job come back to Hollywood and do another Amish mob show it was filmed on location in  Lancaster Pennsylvania sense how dare you yeah

the only time this feels like work  is when I have to like I don't know make an invoice for a sponsorship or like edit  really like streaming is just a pleasure there are definitely days that I'm like  eh I'd rather just sit on the couch all day but it's you know once you hit  go live it's a blur until you wrap up I mean them's the rules astronaut I don't make them do you ever wake up and go [ __ ] no I do not  listen this is what I've said many times because I've lived this life you know you h

ate your job  if you're on the way to work and you're thinking if I could just get into a minor car accident  like just enough that there's some damage like I can still drive the car but just enough that  there's like a pretty significant Dent then I could take the day off and tomorrow they'd see  the dent and they'd know that I wasn't making it up like if you're thinking that like you got  to you got to try to look for another job if you can below the knee I wouldn't  go that far I've never wis

hed physical injury on myself because of a job that I had yeah when you're like willing to spend like you know however much on a new  tire just to avoid going into work just say you need a mental  break done oh not a lot of jobs are going to take that what if we  wish that even though we work from home I mean that's when you know you're  in trouble if you don't even drive to work last time I came down this tree line  from here I immediately got sniped at well that can definitely be a problem soi

ls  and that is a streaming issue where like I mean dude legitimately like lady baby Ed goes  down for a nap and sometimes I'm like I should edit like it's hard to shut it off sometimes  especially when you work for yourself and like time is literally money but like I had I did  a pretty good job and luckily my boss was in a huge pain in my ass where when I clocked out  at 5:00 at my old job which was work from home I was not getting phone calls like I was it  was not I I was I was done when I c

locked out you know I actually think  I should put the spectroscope on the DMR for if I go into zel so  I have like mid and long range you know all right let's just do it I'm  really not too worried really not too :1 p.m. phone call sorry I can't work I'm drunk uh I'm not really worried about  dying because frankly I want to have a fresh character on this server for  next time we play so if we die we die intense charlyy intense great server you  got to be so careful man and I do recommend joinin

g the Discord uh so that you can get  medical information because you really need it aggro that guy if I die I die you know I can't  get bruised so I'm not afraid of anything it's it's really cool man it's definitely  interesting I I think we'll play it next stream which should be Tuesday evening maybe I don't  know ish can give me fatherly advice like like like what type of like how to how to make love to  someone like is that the type of advice you want me to give you cuz that that would be a

little  awkward I don't know if I want to advise you on that but I guess if you want I could  explain how to get a woman pregnant I can try how to impregnant now I have uh is it Barry White I  don't know who it is Man Loves a Woman 1 MD thank you for the follow the only advice I'd take from ish to be I mean it's got to be at me right maybe it's not I think  that might be had zombies or something sounds like a freaking [Music] bk8 you think it's from indoors end of the stream shots can you  just

feel it coming uh blond Nei how funny would it be if I  lost this DMR to somebody with a bk18 if it was indoors it's got to be like the Red Barn doing something a little risky  but I'm trying not to aggro Zs and I'm kind of relying on the  rain and the Darkness to cover me here why do I not hear any audio for the rain it's like I'm not hearing like regular  rain I'm only hearing the pitter patter on the trees you're running between each drop I'm like [ __ ] Neo I don't know man those were some w

eird shots this audio is weird too ice cream what's up buddy I'm Legit during to play oh dude I'm  accepting a hellofresh sponsorship Redline and when we have that Meetup happening it's actually  going to be like a multi-level marketing scheme like everybody meet us in the back room of Stone  Brewing Company everyone's going to get in the room they're going to hear a click at the door  a [ __ ] white screen is going to come down I'm going to be like all right how many of you wish  that you could

own a home in sandals [Laughter] Jamaica I I I I have no idea  where this those shots that's we from can we pay extra to skip the  ads no no you cannot not in real life dude those shots were weird as hell like  I'm still not even convinced they were at me it's funny though I'm like so skittish  it's not even like a scary gun and I'm still just like doing a m massive flank I really  should have just committed and just like charged in but I don't know felt like that  was going to get me killed so

I didn't do it it is super creepy being in zel at night with this brain I honestly could go to the  PD I need uh another mag for this CZ I'm going to do something a little  different this time I'm not going right into zel uh zel Mill base that is I'm  I'm going to look around town zombies do not react to Pistol suppressors  as much they can still react to it but it's like it's it's a lot better it's  it's seriously a night and day difference Brian like I wouldn't have swapped out this gun or so

rry my 22 for this gun one patch  ago because it would be useless yeah even though the rain is a  little bugged it's supposed to uh Seth thank you for the follow  lto Lau as well thank you for the follow why I'll have my orange taloon red line that'll work Redline if I if we go to twitchcon  and meet up can I give you what would you like how grateful would you be  if I gave you one of my two orange taloons no but it's a gift I'm gifting  you an orange Saloon and wait no don't answer yet don't an

swer yet okay wait what  if I told you what wait wait what if I told you that it smells mildly of sweat from  lots of hikes huh are you more interested now I'd poop in it and then give  it back good Lord [ __ ] Savage dude I almost want to try to do  Sour's little rooftop Shenanigans give him at Tardis tatarus oh  I do have the one you gave me I was going to say I actually know  someone who who built their own tardis is there a six-pack included uh sure why not but only if you wear the  orange c

haloon throughout all of twitchcon oh oh man I'm getting tired oh let me text  my mom and see if uh baby Zed's still [Music] sleeping I'm not reading that red line  there's a coin toss wow you know what I really appreciate you about you Mikey  is that you ask if if I'm interested in a coin toss and you don't just start a  poll without asking me and make it so I have no choice but to do a coin toss I really  appreciate that about you I think it's really nice I did ask you ignored I I don't believ

e you heads yeah that is a little odd uh [Music] tra I'll cherish this moment forever and ever she's waking up now I'm going to go  get her sorry guys if baby said's waking up I think I'm going to I'm going to call  it a day there I I would like to continue I really would but it seems kind of quiet in  zel anyways it's a server restart we're in a relatively safe spot for a log off um so I  think I'll have to call it there baby Zed's waking up from her nap and I actually went a  half an hour over

uh the normal stream time so um guys thank you for hanging out I I had  a lot of fun today it was a good yeah dude it was good to see you rectangle thanks for  coming in man uh not guaranteed Tuesday I I believe I will be on on Tuesday um either Tuesday  Wednesday or Thursday two of those days are going to be evening streams and then it'll be the  normal Friday Saturday uh stream as well um check out the new video would love it if you  check that out but we can go raid somebody as well we could

rate a rando  could rate a rando someone suggested oh wait OG is streaming and he's doing  a 12-h hour per birthday stream he's playing GTA right now we're gonna raid OG yeah yeah it's it's  his it's his birthday please find someone who's high as a kite I mean OG sounds like he's high as  a kite so does that help um yeah guys go check out OG drop my follow it's free uh if you've got uh  Prime sub or if you just you know want to help him out he's working towards that partner plus  goal as well s

o a paid sub is really appreciated paid is uh a tier one is one point tier two is  two points tier three is six points so you can really help him hit that goal um thank you  for spending your Saturday with me and your Friday and all that I had a blast I really did uh  intense is intense we'll definitely be playing it more but I'm glad we swapped to uh regular chero  cuz that was a lot of fun man we had like five kills there so that was cool so I'll see you  guys hope I think I'll be on Tuesday b

ut stay tuned to Discord for more info and uh yeah enjoy  the rest of your weekend hug your pets and hug your kids no prime prime does not count towards  partner plus it does not broken unfortunately but like if you normally give OG your Prime sub  and then you do a paid sub to like trmz swapping those would make sense for this month because it  helps OG more than it helps trmz right now um so yeah Prime and gifted does not count towards  partner plus but I will see you guys over in OG's chat hu

g your pets hug your kids thank you  for everything again check out the new video If you haven't seen it already and uh I'll see you  guys next week enjoy the rest of your weekend bye guys this