ONAM SADHYA | Comedy | Karikku

O' Lord Ganesha! Clear all my hurdles! Yay! Straight to 13 from 98! This snake eats me every time! It is destined for arrogant people at 98. Yes! 6! One... On the day of 'Thiruvonam', you're playing snake and ladders! At home, we would've weave flower carpets in the morning, Have special lunch and desserts made by mom at noon, And go to the club for Onam programs! Pot-cracking, tug of war... At our place, we play Onam fights. People are beaten to a pulp! My foot! - Sorry! - He spat in my eyes!

Play, dude! The snakes are waiting to bite you! To hell with snakes and ladders! What's your problem? - My Onam is gone! What did he say when we asked for leave? Take a day off, and work at night! How could I go home then? Using a net? Or using a pole? All of us are in the same situation! What do you want now? Wanna celebrate Onam, right? Relax, let's do it! How can we? - We are these many guys. We can... Weave a flower carpet, and make a special meal! Who'll cook the special meals? - I'm a

B.A. graduate in cooking! B.A.? Isn't that Bachelor of arts? No, Bachelor of awesome foods! Then what's B.Tech.? Bachelor of Tree-climbing? He's still frustrated with the snake eating him! I only wanna know one thing! You know to cook? Hey, Pulissery, Erissery, Pachadi, Kichadi, Achaar... Kaalan, Olan, Aviyal, Sambar, Thoran... Even if we can't prepare all these, we can adjust with 1 or 2. That's enough! - Fine, but how will you? We only got a stained pan, and... This guy's helmet. Are you gon

na cook rice in it? Point! - Stop discouraging, you! We gotta buy things! How else it could be! That's it! We buy things, and he's here to cook! Buck up! Hey! Give her some peace of mind at least on Onam day! Just a moment! [Classic onam song] That reminds me, how much were the flowers? Your shirt looks new! I know what you meant! That was back in college! If I've obtained from those funds, I've given you shares as well! This is our own Onam! A happy and prosperous one! Got it? - Better to keep

track of things! My grandma says, if we weave a flower carpet, Mahabali would visit us! You better watch out, You better not cry, Mahabali is coming to town! Bolo Tararara! - Bolo Tararara? Keep singing!! Onam is here! Onam is here! Stop, stop! I've seen you... Take off your glasses! Hey... Prakashan! - P. Prakashan! Personate Prakashan! - Yes, the same guy! Who's he? Who came as Santa Claus during last X-Mas and robbed many houses? This guy! He's the master of disguise! Robber! You were in

prison, when did you get out? - That was back in December! Now, a new avatar! Mahabali! Awesome! - Why don't you work and earn! Guys, move aside. Let me talk to my my people! I've stopped impersonating! I'm decent now! Yeah, looks like it! Leave that aside. What have you got for me to drink? Desserts are getting ready. - Not those. Something like... He's asking for booze on Onam! I asked for small change, so that I can buy them some popsicles! Oh! Spare some, from the money you ripped off whi

le buying flowers! 10 bucks! Here you go! High five! - Happy Onam! I was blessing you! You pushed it too far! These guys! Boys, start music! Bali Bali Bali Mahabali! Wonder which houses get robbed today! We gotta buy things! I'll go and buy them! Don't go alone! Take him as well! Me? I had to make a few calls... Come with me! I can't carry all these alone! Let's go inside and setup the kitchen! Move those glasses aside, and wipe! What are you doing? Move! There's a style for wiping! See! This i

s how it's done! You haven't forgotten your old job! Things for the feast! You got all the items I mentioned? Yes, the vegetables, spices, and all necessary utensils! These utensils look old! Where's the box of this mixie? Did you steal it from someone? Damn! Shut your bloody mouth I say! You shut up your bloody blabbering... - What? Say that once again! Look at my face and say that again! - Leave it! Did you hear what he said? - It was his ignorance! Forgive him! Tell me the truth! Where did yo

u steal them from? You got these old stuff from your uncle's house? You know an antique shop here, which sells old items? That scrap shop? A good shop which sells old items for reasonable price! That's it! Whatever we needed, I bought from there. There are all honest items! You stop blabbering and start cooking! Where is this from? We didn't buy cucumber! Yes, you didn't! So I hid it under my dress without the seller noticing. Give it to me! Stolen goods won't be digested! Off to steal cucumb

ers, wearing a golden chain! Things are ready. What has to be done now? I'll assign you tasks. Just do those. You wash the rice. You come, let's cut the veggies. You go and do the dishes! Is a raid going on here? 10 people go there, 10 here! Okay! I'll give you the easiest item to cut! Here, onion! I knew that you'll ask me to cut onions! I'm here with all the tools to cut it! It's from the scrap, err, antique shop. How's it? Are you gonna dive down the sea and cut onions? Say goodbye to tears!

How's it? What's that extra tail? - I got it for free with this! Keep track of all these! Shall I put the rice to the cooker? - Yes, do it. This pressure cooker is rusted up! Not too rusted up. I selected a better one. Besides, a little bit of rust is not an issue! I don't know anyone who died because of a septic cooker! May not be that way, but my grandpa died in a cooker-blast. Oh, was he a culinary enthusiast like me? Not culinary, it was spirit distillation. In the backyard of our house

, Used to do it in pots. To get updated, he moved to pressure cooker later. Batteries and frogs were put inside. He opened the whistle to check, And bam! Then? - Then what? During autopsy, they found 7 batteries inside him! Grandma put two of them in a clock, put a garland on it, and used to say, That grandpa's time is not right! Oh my! Lie! Such a lie! A Lie? Ask anyone in Mullikkulangara how 'Battery Paramu' died! Stop your fiction and start boiling the rice. What are we making first? - L

et's make 'Aviyal' first. Okay! Don't be lethargic! It's Onam! Cheer up! Come on, we're starting! Hip hip.. Muah! Muah! Muah! Mom! A kiss for my mom! Happy Onam, mom! Give a kiss to dad as well. Will call you later. Hurray! Stop chattering in phone, and get curry leaves. The neighbours have it. This guy! Are curry leaves really needed? They'll be thrown away in the end! Nothing will work without them! They've got a flavour, got it? They're required for garnishing, as well. - Ok, carry on! Bud

dy, check it. Here! [Screams] So the oil is hot. Let's splatter mustard. Mustard. Why are you washing it? Dirty prick! Know what all toxic things it could contain? If the chef says so, let it be! Move aside! Put in the veggies. Get me that ladle. What did you add in this? Got scared? This is normal while splattering mustard. Get me the ladle. We gotta add some coconut in this. Go and grate some. You got baby fennels? - What's that? The smaller fennel seeds! I don't know! Don't we have to add

water? - Water in Aviyal? Have you ever seen a gravy Aviyal? Aviyal is always dry. No water. Slice this drumstick. Let me go the loo. 'Cause this is coconut, Coconut milk! What's it with the first and second coconut milk extract? You don't know that? The milk from the first piece is the first extract. From the second piece, second extract. Then third one? When inexperienced people cut coconuts, there may be 3 pieces. That's why.. How's it with grating the coconuts? I'm still grating it. You g

ot only this much? You see, it's already cooking. Gotta add things at right time for the taste! Move aside! It's ridiculous that I have to do everything! There's a knack in grating this. Like we dampen our hair after a bath. Why is it grated only from the centre? I was dampening the crown well! What's this burning smell? Oh no! Aviyal has been dry-fried! I had asked him to add water! What have you done? - It burnt when I got distracted! How would it not? I had to do everything! I had to be the

re for the coconut! I was losing concentration. You gotta be with Aviyal when it's cooking! Is Aviyal waiting for a delivery, to stay with it? Let me ask you something. Tell me the truth. Do you know to make all these? Don't get depressed! Let's catch up in Sambar! Moreover, it's good that a dish gets spoiled. Rest will taste awesome! But this much spoiled? - Don't worry, let's catch up in Sambar! You go and make curd, err, buttermilk from the curd, for Pulissery. You go and help him! Don't be

sad! Cheer up! Hip hip... Go ahead. Curry leaves are ready! Curry leaves were for garnishing Aviyal, right? Let's do it! What happened? Nothing. Go and get some banana leaves from the neighbourhood. Ask them before taking it. - That's how it'll be! For cutting banana leaves! - Yes! It's been a while you started! This is gonna take forever. You gotta curdle harder. Yes, like that! Hold on, why have I got a mixie then? Pour it inside and blend it once! That'll be quick! You'll curdle forever,

and we're already hungry! Have you added salt? - Yes. Where's the lid of this jar? Huh? Didn't you add Asafoetida in Sambar? I've added everything. It just needs to be boiled now. This is the Asafoetida I bought. This isn't opened yet! Then what about this? Did you, add that to the Sambar? - Yes! That's my tooth powder, you idiot! Too..th powder? Sambar is spoiled! Nonsense! Keep those drumsticks aside. Can be used for brushing the teeth! What could I do? Who keeps tooth powder in the kitchen?

What? Hold this! You gotta have common sense to know between Asafoetida and tooth powder! It happened! - What? Let's not fight on this good day! Come, let's make Pulissery! Where are you headed? I'll chop off your hands if you touch it! Only Pulissery is left. You've spoiled whatever you touched! Such a great chef! I know what to do! Here, the lid! Don't wipe it off. It's good for the face. It'll whiten the skin! Whiten? Why don't we order the meals from Swiggy? I don't want! - As your wish! O

r else, order it. I feel hungry! Then install Swiggy in your phone. - Why don't you do it? I have it! But if you do it for first time, you get 50% off upto Rs. 75. Ask if the chef wants anything! - Mr. Ramsay, you need something? I'm not very hungry. I just need something light. What? Peanuts? - Something soft, like 'Kinnathappam'. You don't get 'Kinnathappam' in Swiggy! - Of course you get it! Is that so? - Yes, order two! What's this code? 'KARIKKU50' - That's the code. So, meals for two, and

snacks for one. Order something for the banana leaf guy! He'll be disappointed! I don't see any banana plants around! There's one here! Where's Kiran? Where's he getting banana leaves from? He would be chattering in phone, somewhere! He's here! Binoy! Why is he calling now? Would be for Onam wishes. Hey, hello! - Yes, happy Onam! Hey, not that! The guy who lives with you, Kiran. He's been tied up by the villagers for stealing a necklace! Necklace? Where? At house no. 319. Hurry up! They're a

bout to call the Police. Ask them not to! We'll be there soon! What happened? - The villagers have confined Kiran! For what? - I don't know! Let's finish our food and hurry up! We can have it later. Come on, hurry up! I'm fine! You'll learn when you faint! Sobbing now? Huh? Hey! Come to me! Come! Don't you understand? Spit out the necklace! What happened? Why is he tied up? Ask me! Should I serve him tea for stealing my kid's necklace? Banana leaf! - He came to get some banana leaves! You come

with a knife, jumping off the fence, for banana leaves? Do you use your teeth then? - Don't utter a word! Spit out the necklace! Else I'll punch it out from you! Calm down! Tell us what happened! Didn't you understand what I said? Me and my wife were watching TV inside. Hearing screams, we came out, and he was about to run away! Luckily, the guy who came for donation saw it, and stopped him! Which guy? - That guy! Where's the society headed to? Hadn't I come, what would've you done?! Can't

they work hard and earn a livin..g? Stop weeping! I don't wanna hear it! I've called the Police. They'll come and make you confess it! Will the Police also come now? No need to call the Police! Beat him up and let him go! After all, he's a youngster! I can't be here for long. Got a meeting. You guys resolve it. You have to be here as the witness. Police will be here now. I'll come to the station, I swear! - Yes, you have to! All right then. I'm leaving. Isn't he the same 'Bolo Tararara'? Dum

b wits! Yes, Personate Prakashan! Hey, Prakashan! Yes! Oh, no! He stole the necklace! Thief! Get lost!