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Oof, ohh! Oh my God! It's so cold! -This thing is totally frozen! -I know, it's shriveled up! What are you talking about? I was talking about the oil bottle. I'm talking about the cold... How it'll shrivel up everything on its way from the head to the spinal cord. I can literally say this cold is sending chills down my spine! You're not getting a high five. Go and heat up the oil. Go. What are you going to do with hair oil, though? Marathi Person in Winters How cold is your winter? -It's so damn

cold! -Uncle, it's so cold in Akola, even the snows wear sweaters. -No, no... -That's nothing. In Nasik, it's so cold... It's so cold... grapes turn into raisins in a matter of hours. -What rubbish!? No! -I swear! That's nothing! Solapur got so cold... They shot a Game of Thrones season there. Not possible! Don't feel left out, say it. I'm from Mumbai. Winter for us is switching off the fan for a day. *Scoffing* -Shut up! -Get out of here. Liar. Who looks better? -Shall we leave? -What are you

wearing? -What? -Layering clothes? Didn't I tell you we should buy you a nice sweater? But no! You'll put one shirt on top of two others. Winter will be gone in a jiffy. Why do I need a sweater? Okay. But how do I look? If I drag a knife over you right now, it'll look like cut up layers of an onion! Go and change. And how do I look? -I'm straightening my hair. -Why are you always on about hair? -Dad... -Yes? -I have more hair in my beard than your head. Your beard... It's grown like a goat's! Go

get it trimmed! -No, I'm a little afraid of going to the salon. -Why? Last time Papya went, he got a major cut on his cheek. Oh! Don't be scared. See what I've brought for you! Gillette Mach3. Now you can shave at home. It'll give a smooth shave with no fear of cuts! Go have fun! -Shall we go? -Oh my! So handsome! You look like you've grown into a man! Now that you have grown up, we're also trimming your pocket money. Vasanti, cut it by 20 Rs. -She already gives me just 15 bucks! -Oi! Let's go.

We're late. Come on, quick. New year, new sweater! -Mom! Mom... -Keeps calling mom for everything... What is it? -Why are you calling? -I can't find my sweater. So what are these? I can see 10 sweaters and 6 jackets. No, no. It's World Cuddle-up Day today. So I wanted that fluffy sweater. -#WorldPeace. -The feathery one? -Hmm. -I'll rip off your feathers if you act up! It was all dirty. I gave it to that seller. In exchange, she was giving me a needle. I hard-bargained for this. You gave away m

y Zara sweater for this spoon?? Not a spoon... this is called a zara! I lost my Zara...!! It got me mine!! Wear something out of this heap. Ramp walk in a sweater What a dweeb! Fur on the inside, leather on the outside. Cowboy look, yo! Looks like you shaved fur off your head to make this coat. This one is all loose... Gully Boy style! Really? Looks like a coat hanger wearing a garbage bag! -Does it? -Hmm. Coat hanger, huh? Hang on... How does this look? It's a nice colour... a different pattern

... -But it's a little short! -It's great! -Get your navel pierced too! -That's a thing? Well, it's certainly a 'navel'ty...! How much longer? Hey, you...! Oh! Shaving again today!! -Going on a date? -Yes! -Yeah? What about the last one...? -Going out with her again. -Oh!! -Thanks for suggesting Gillette Mach3, dad! You keep taking my advice, they'll... be ready to... to sacri... sarci... -give their lives for me...? -Give their lives for you!! -Just look at your mom, she'll... -Hey! Are you goi

ng to shower or keep wasting time with foam? She'll take my life! Come on... She'll take yours too... Move, let me in... Go, go, go... -Hey... Oi! Vasanti... -How much longer? What's wrong with this water heater? Vasanti, heat water on the stove. Nope! I have to finish cooking in time. -Finish your shower quick. -Quick? There's no hot water! How do I... What do I... God! Listen... are you done yet? The water is c... c... cold... -It's i... i... icy cold! -Dad... how much longer? How much longer?

? Looks like I'm going to be a casualty! There's no hot water here, man... What kind of house am I living in? What is it? Dad? What happened? This... cold... is sending... chills... down... my spine... son. Do let us know in the comments how you liked this video! Like, share and subscribe to BhaDiPa. And make sure you use Gillette Mach3. Using Gillette Mach3 avoids cutting. Even if it cuts, you don't bleed. Even if you do, the blood freezes. Because it's so cold...! What happened to your beard?

Didn't you just shave? -Yeah! -Well, I'm growing up so fast... And so is your beard... BhaDiPa has two more channels: Bha2Pa and Vishay Khol. Subscribe to them as well. BhaDiPa has new hoodies out. You can buy them on the Souled Store. Are you done? Cut it...? Don't even say 'cut'. We have Gillette Mach3; it doesn't cut. Even if it cuts, you don't bleed. Even if you do, the blood freezes.