I'm probably supposed to be saying something
fuck Hello hello welcome to stream welcome to
stream it's Thursday my God where's the week
on quam oh yeah I forgot I put him in there
funny you say that because there's actually
at least one in every scene now And they've been there for a little bit Like your little bouncy boy you know people
don't notice right away captions make my
brain so happy neat cool you can put them on
your speech I can show you how it's a
plug-in and OBS it's really easy to
turn on
and then boom you get them and they're
pretty fucking good welcome in Peach welcome
in Dana I know she's still around Also yes Paul's Peach yes Bing Bong welcome
in Titan welcome in yeah the captions are
it's something that I tried to do back when
I first started up again and The built-in captioning really didn't work
well like I mean it I don't know if it was
just running locally anyway if you've read
YouTube Auto generated captions they're a
bit hit or miss right like But the trick wit
h YouTube it seems to get
better the more it has to read from an
individual like if you look at
auto-generated captions on a channel that
puts out a lot it gets pretty good like it
it's able to really keep up with them AndIt's got I don't know. 200 250 hours of me talking now to analyze
so YouTube's Auto captions have gotten
really good with my voice and on my channel
and so anyway The plug-in doesn't have anything to do with
having a YouTube channel you don't need to
you don't need to do anythi
ng other than
just install the plugin instead of your
things but it uses Google's TTS Auto captioning system and it's
it's pretty fucking good I got to say I think you can probably trick it like I can
probably say period some channels right
there on captions do oh yeah and I know how
to do that I actually used to do that I did
that a little bit to make extra money I
would caption videos Through a through a service we're kind of
like Fiverr style you know like they would
just put up a job and you
would say cool I'm
going to A trans transcribe this or caption it or
whatever I captioned some NASA shit which is
kind of cool But anyway yeah it's definitely it's
definitely One of the ones I watch the sleep you
uploader types them all out and their color
coded to the person talking to yeah you can
do all that stuff you can do you can get
pretty in-depth you can upload them yourself
onto the video like as part of the actual
video so they're burned in meaning you they
can't be disabled or which
you can think
like when when people talk in foreign audio
a lot of times like those subtitles are
always on the screen those are burned in
like you can't turn you can't turn them off But you can absolutely do that obviously I'm
not going to go back and listen to a 6-hour
VOD and type it up you know that night and
then upload it like there's just no way but
the plug-in I have does the auto generated
stuff and that's good enough to follow along
which is the point right it's an
accessibility thing
rather than a production
thing for me I want to be able to Provide a way for people to understand what
I'm saying if they for whatever reason can't
understand what I'm saying or are just not
able to have the point cranked up which is
which is a fair number of people And So anyway I just thought it was I thought it
would be nice and one of the other benefits
is it does a transcription too it'll
actually save a text transcription of my
stream and the only thing I think I can modify this with some
shenanigans But right now it does this this microphone
it so for example people in Discord doesn't
get them games doesn't get them which is
good you don't want to try to transcribe the
game right like crash bang tree But you do maybe wanted to do Discord so and
I can do that but I have I have people on
stream relatively infrequently and let's be
honest half the time herpes here I forget to
unmuter so And not in herpes Harpy is She's here a fair amount but even when she's
on stream for that like
5 hours or 6 hours
or 4 hours on those days she's probably not
talking a whole lot you know maybe 20-30
minutes of that time she sang something so Instructions unclear I banged a tree and now
have 2,300 saplings you got to get better
seeds my man you got to get better seeds in
there you should be I mean those are rookie
numbers you got to get those numbers up if
you aren't fucking Maple you know what are
you doing maple syrup maple syrup bro
welcome in Jake welcome man Yeah I'm really happy wit
h the caption
performance so far and and it's it's super
easy to do and anybody who wants to do it I
can show you how to do the plug-in it's very
very simple it's totally open source and
it's totally free and it's totally above the
board and legit and it's just a good way to
make your stream a little more accessible to
people and I know like in my case I turn
captions on for everything because For a lot of reasons but I think I talked about it and she's like no
I'm just fucking deaf you're reall
y not and
if you're one of the people who likes to run
with captions on it's not because you have
poor hearing I know I don't Like I think I do sometimes But I can hear a cat start to puke at 100
yards not literally but literally in the
middle of the night from across the house I don't even know if I might got that I can
pick that shit up when they're trying to be
quiet and hide it And if I had poor hearing I wouldn't
straight up I wouldn't you know or like I
can hear the mailbox Creak outside I
wouldn't be able to hear that if I had bad
hearing It's an issue of mixing it's how audio is
produced and mixed in modern movies along
with better microphone Tech where you don't
have boom microphones and instead you have
actors wearing hidden lav mics and lapel
mics so they can really whisper and they can
be really really quiet which fucks with the
mixing and it's just a it's just how movies
and shows are made now necessitates that or
constantly pumping the volume up and down
and I don't know
about you all but That's something that I find infuriating I
hate having to change the volume I mean I'm
just I don't know I'm a couch potato man if
I'm on the couch I want to tune in to my
shit put the remote down I don't have to
hold the fucking remote in my hand and
constantly finagle the audio up and down if
I do have to do that I'm generally going to
find something else to watch so when I find
like a stream where the audio is really
inconsistent It'll make me tune out so that's like
somethi
ng I try really hard I've just come
to learn I'm picky about audio which is
funny because I have I have audio issues on
my Audio issues on my stream what gets me is
when the music is way louder than the dollar
yeah exactly when the Music Died you know
like I can deal with with dynamic range I'm
fine with that like you got a big explosion
it needs to sound louder you can't have
people going like okay it's going to blow up
in three two one wow that was really huge
amazing oh my God takeover we're
in danger
right the explosion has to be louder it has
to be dramatic But then when you have the something
crashing begging soundtrack completely
overriding what the people are saying so
that no matter how loud you make it you
can't make out what they're saying that's
that's just bad mixing that's just shitty
shitty art you know You said huge like Trump that's weirdIt's
like really huge. I said hey h h at the beginning but it might
not have picked me up because I was
whispering so much yeah I do
not want to
sound like that particularly individual no
thank you so that that naturally Segways me
though kind of interestingly into one things
I wanted to talk about which is audio
quality As I mentioned audio quality is something
that's very important to me it's right up
there with with just video quality and
trying to do like at least I don't want to say a polished presentation
but you know what I mean like I tried at
least have like kind of a coherent overlay
and and I want to have good qual
ity video I
want to have a good bitrate for you guys I
want to have you know what I mean I want to
look good even though I you know I look like
a dumb pile on stream personally like me the
human being ButIt's a very good photo of a dung pile you
know what I mean does that make sense. So that's important to me and one of the
things that as you all know we get to
crackling we get the crackling every now and
then in some of the stuff that's captured
never the mic but like my music my game Browsers
any of that stuff right it gets
crackly sometimes and I've told you guys
over and over and I don't mean that like
I've had to remind you I just mean I've I've
said that because people come and people go
so I've been saying it on and off for the
months that it's in OBS and Windows issue
that the two of them are fighting it out
trying to figure out where it is it looks
like it's a Windows issue Well it is now officially a Windows issue It has been utterly and fully confirmed by
Microsoft to be som
ething that they did they
broke it And a fix is coming they are going to do a
fix but it's going to be in the next version
of Windows that doesn't necessarily mean
like Windows 12 it just means the next big
update you know the next not like monthly
security patches and shit And so when will that beWe don't know I mean
they didn't actually let me take that back
they didn't say the next update it will be
in a future. Version of Windows and those versions of
Windows typically come out every 6 month
s so The the workaround is to completely gut the
streams audio and redo everything and Just change how I do everything the reason I
do with the audio the way I do it is because
it lets me play stuff that I maybe don't
want stored in the VOD without having to Finagle right like I can set up audio
sources and have the map to VOD or not VOD
or different audio tracks as I want you know
it's a fairly complicated thing on the back
speaking of the crunch it's doing right now
that's funny I got the new
meta smart
glasses then I can audio is awesome that's
sweet I have not I have not I have We have the quest one It's a little old and a little sweaty it's
gotten old and it's gotten sweaty still
works still works fine But so anyway The crunch will be disappearing when the new
version of Windows that has the fix in it
comes out when that will be only Microsoft
knows and they're still pissed off basically
that OBS found out that it was their problem
that it was Microsoft's problem and So They're th
ey're kind of being in communicado
about it they're being they're being a
little man children about it basically and
you know it'll do what it's going to do but
it's coming it's coming So we got PS2 PS and group stitching for
pcvr and cameras I've got the index yeah
I've got I've got a rift I have the original
Rift Cv1 consumer version 1 and then a quest one
and then the rift s and I like the roof
that's a lot other than the fact that it is
bright it's got LCDs and instead of NewerNewer ones are
much better for sure
but. I'm very very. Well hello hello thank you Bobby thank you
for six beautiful months you Immaculate
Immaculate person you Absolutely appreciate that thank you thank
you We love you I'm glad you're here I bet it's
been a pleasure having you here for this
time and I and I hope you continue to
continue to Tutu sub and be here and that's going to
lead us naturally into the next Segway so
thank you Bobby but so audio crackling is
going to get fixed is the good news It is conf
irmed it has been identified the
sources been identified to fix has been
tested it is being implemented it it's going
to work no action needed on my part and that
kind of I'll back up again I was saying that I can either redo all the
audio for the entire stream across all the
different scenes we think how I do it all And this this doesn't really affect you guys
as much like for you guys it's an obvious
Center like yeah we do the fucking audio we
don't like the crackling Which I can doBut my stuf
f is set up in a
fairly fairly complicated way. That gives me a very A lot of granular control over every
basically everything that's audio on this
stream music games sound alerts my voice
harpies voice each browser they're all
different audio sources and they all have
their own settings and and filters and
compressors on them and all kinds of shit to
make the stream sound as good as I can make
it without paying for like crazy expensive
audio equipment you know I don't want to redo thatRedoing i
t in a
basic way is not bad but. I'm going to have to redo it when they fix
it to go back to the way I do things cuz I
like the way this stuff is set up not to
mention programming My Stream deck it's all
set up that would be a couple of days at
least to do that alone So given that a which is the little tiny
stream you know right there's not a whole
lot of us watching Just pay me to make sound effects into music
they go I mean if you if I don't like to
submit your beatboxing submit your
beatboxin
g you know if you got the Michael
winslope thing going on I'll sing Ambience
music and sounds there you go there you go I
like it chick all you got the bird you got
the bird providing the BackBeat you know all
right I'm here in this I'm here in this With Microsoft gets told hey you need to fix
this they throw a fit yeah they do they
really fucking do they do not like it that
we got I got to witness that first hand
between Microsoft and IBM and they had a
shit fit with IBM Because they broke core
functionality that This this client that we used for IBM's
Mainframe software that the bank used and
stuff stopped working basically because of
some windows changes that were not announced
and so IBM was getting shitty with Windows
Microsoft and Microsoft's getting back like
well then you got to tell people when you're
going to change it like this cuz this has
been in Windows since like version 3.1 I
think 3.1 or 3.11 So anyway The crunching doesn't last long enough I
think to get it that's tha
t's my opinion
Athena I mean having listened to odds and
shit where it's happening it really isn't
like you know it's like 60 seconds tops and
then it resolves itself I'm on the fortunate
people that it doesn't it's not a permanent
effect it just starts and stops and it's
usually short-lived and it only affects one
audio Source at a time As opposed to other folks like it hits an
audio Source you have to delete the source
and recreate it to make it go away or reboot
you know there are people who
have a much
worse go of this book SoAn IBM driver used with a medical device
they freaked out yeah this was. It was It's hard to even get into how to explain it
some of the subsystems in Windows that it
had to hook into to pull information it it
dealt with Fuck what's it called Windows data sources
odbc I can't remember what I think it's odbc
it had to deal with that whole layer anyway
it was ugly it was ugly it sucked I don't
have to deal with it not my problem anymore So anyway so there's that
there's that
little bit of news I fix this coming I have
been keeping abreast of it I've been looking
at the Ws Discord pretty regularly up and
looking at the The GitHub page for it and the issues and
submitting stuff when I can to try and help
them nail it down they have Down they have nailed it down it's
definitively Microsoft now Microsoft is
nailed it down they fixed it it'll come
it'll come it'll come when it comes so hang
tight I love you all thank you for bearing
with me through that and
continuing to while
we get it and I can't help but think it'll
be nice when it's gone you know cuz we'll
get we'll get good audio and and we won't
have any bullshit So that that leads into the next part which
was Subs So switch over to here and let's bring this
bad boy up because this has happened now Harpy's getting it Harpy's getting it it's
on order she's being shipped this is herpes
new microphone You guys wanted it you guys paid for it so
she got it I promise you I was going to get
her a g
ood microphone and we are she's
getting the exact same microphone I've got a
sure mv7 I think it's a wonderful wonderful
mic I'll be honest I think a lot of people
that go after the the bigger one the longer
one that like will be in love and people use
the sm7b I think a lot of people that go
after that would probably actually be
happier with this one I think a lot of people are getting that one
because they're just like oh person I like
is using this big one I need that that's got
to be the bes
t I don't think it's necessarily better And I think from a usability standpoint the
fact that this one does XLR and USB makes it
so fucking nice so fucking nice I have the
same is there any benefit to the XLR There is I mean there is benefit to XLR
absolutely you can run into a dedicated
Hardware mixer you can't do that with USB
it's all software so with that so are you
are going to get more control over the fine
Nitty Gritty audio stuff so if you're
running something where you've got A panel an
d you need to really finally
balance audio potentially on the Fly and
you've got like a producer doing that I'll
fuck yeah go XLR 100%. if you're just some
one asshole sitting here you're not changing
stuff very much on the fly so the Plug and
Play of USB is really nice also it's easy to
move you know or Shuffle around or you know
and it's 150 bucks cheaper straight up While providing the same level of audio in
my opinion for 99.999% of yours there are
people who could probably pick out the
diff
erence like if I talk on this one when I
was looking I looked at the two cuz you know
we hope you and I we could afford the more
expensive one I didn't want to get it but
you know Cuz this was like up around the upper limit
of what I considered a reasonable price to
pay for a good microphone for a stream this
size right Excuse me So anyway we looked at it and I played a
bunch of side by side videos where where
people would like do a video and it's okay
this is me talking to this Mike and now I'm
talking on this Mike dad that to Mike's side
by side they move and then they also usually
had files where they're like okay I'm in my
sound booth now okay I'm out on in my
backyard with this kind of ambient noise
going on in here are the two microphones A whole bunch of testing and You really couldn't pick out much difference
I've got a pretty picky ear about audio and
the differences were so negligible and so
hard to find And really pretty Niche there were cases
where it mattered like if you h
ave high
frequency hissing that the more expensive
one does do a better job of getting that out
but generally not going to run into that in
a in a home environment also High buzzing
like like what you might get from like a
fluorescent light it did a better job to
filtering that out a little bit but so
anyway this one does great I spoke with an sm7b user and we had like 40
people saying no difference I would agree
it's by and large you know it boils down to
like like everything like people who in
vest
a lot of money in their audio equipment like
for home listening you know is the stuff
that costs $2,000 you know it is $1,000 headset Going to be better than $150 or $200 headset
probably unless it's one of those like it
diamond encrusted cabling form Yeah it's probably going to be better Is it going to be five times better is it
going to be like the difference between $10
earbuds from the dollar store and your $200
headphones no it is not your $200 headphones
are 98% of the way there you k
now so you
have to pay a lot more to get that last
couple percent right The nice thing is I can take this Racing as I can take this mic and take it
with me and just plug it in yeah exactly
that USB portability is nice so Harpy's
getting Harpy's getting an mv7 just like me
and and the old Yeti will after 8 years of
service now 7 years of service excuse me Be retired to a tertiary mic to be used for Whatever I have no fucking clue I lost the
screws that go in the side to hold it to its
stand I sti
ll have its desk stand but I
don't have the screws anymore and I
contacted Logitech now owns them And they said basically go fuck yourself if
you want screws you can try and go to the
hardware store and find some Yeah cuz they carry dumb screws like that
now I'm not going to do that drive all over
Southern California trying to find $2 screws
you know looked online couldn't really find
them I don't care I don't care So it's got a mic stand hole on the bottom I
got a little tripod I can put it on
that if
I need to use it The only thing I can think of that we would
use it for Well I don't know I guess we'll get to that
I guess we'll get to that I 3D printed an
adapter so you know that would be that would
be perfectly valid I don't have a 3D printer
but if I had one yeah cuz you could probably
print something the threads are pretty big
on it so you could probably print the right
size threads That's actually not not a bad idea I should
look into that and see if I can maybe go to
like thingi
verse or something and like it's
one headphones are hard cuz more money can
me better sound but you have to get the
things to make the headphones work like a
whole deck that's exactly what I'm saying
exactly can you chase that final 2%,
absolutely but by the time you get all said
and done with it you know like you got a
couple thousand bucks worth the audio
Hardware is the sound 10 times better now
now is it better almost certainly almost
certainly But it's up to each individual to determine
how
far up that that slope they're willing
to go before it becomes too steep you know
cuz you could spend a hundred thousand
dollars and you know somebody who's willing
to spend 50 Grand on their audio setup will
shit all over your in groups setup and be
like wow I don't know how you stand that
garbage you know I mean maybe not I'm not
saying everybody who spends money on audio
as a cunt but you know It just depends how how far up that slope
you want to go and it rises rapidly you know
so back on t
hem on the mic thing this 200 to
250 price range is where I was happy you
know and I got lucky I got mine on sale so I
got it for for a bit less but hey welcome
and Lovejoy welcome in Marvel case
headphones yeah exactly exactly that kind of
that kind of that kind of wild stuff I'll
never forget fucking Diamond ethernet cables
like ethernet cables manufactured with
diamond shielding for to and I can't
remember what it said it fucking did but
they're fucking ethernet cables You know it's like HDMI
cables you know it's
like the monster shit it it's digital it
either works Losslessly or it does not That's it full stop there's a note now if
you're talking analog cables we can talk
about shielding and there's some validity to
it and crosstalk and things like that But otherwise yeahConnecting to chat why are
you failing. Well hopefully I didn't just go down No it doesn't look like it went down to you
guys are you talking about the quartz
crystal Ethan at cable thing these were
actually Diamon
d they were like $10,000 6-ft
long ethernet cables for like the ultimate
audio file experience is how they were
billed complete garbage this is not this is
just fire about Fireball lost connection to
chat which is funny it says disconnected
from chat but I can see chat scrolling I
just can't read the last two messages cuz
the little error messages over it Yeah you weren't down good good so I'm so
Happy's getting her Mike it's coming and
that's what she's getting she's getting
exactly the same li
ke I have and the only
thing basically different between her and I
aside from our voices I have a different arm
than she does she has a she has a smaller
lighter weight easier to move around our
mind is getting pretty fucking rickety after
7 years the Springs are getting a little
stiff they're getting a little worn Holy shit Diamond audioquest cable stupid
yeah audioquest set that sounds familiar
that could have been it was it was a whole
big thing our second guy did a bunch of shit
where they w
ere where they were going
through and looking at like a lot of this
stuff and just going like this crazy but
like back in the day like audio you know Yo you knowYou know gold-plated and stuff
does that matter it can it can. It absolutely can it generally doesn't but
it can low impedance is definitely it
definitely comes into play and gold is a
great transmitter and all that so anyway
sure mv7 that's harpies Mike yay it's coming What are we going to use the yeti for well I
don't know Whatever we
want I guess and that kind of
leads into the next thing which is what do
we want to do next I have a few different thoughts on what to
do for a new sub goal I'm going to do the
sub goal the same way it's going to be a
just a numerical number of Subs AndIt does not it's not concurrent right so
every person who Subs. Will contribute towards the goal and when we
get that number of cumulative Subs we're
good rather than concurrent like Bobby's
goal is a concurrent sub goal is supposed to
accumulativ
e sub goal so I like to run
cumulative because Are are sublevel is pretty pretty steady
overall like the first month was Crazy of
being an affiliate and beyond that I've had
basically the same exact number of Subs ever
since for the most part Almost all the people who subbed in that
beginning have been here we've had a few new
people come in like Jake you came in a
couple months ago And started subbing right at the same time
that one other person dropped out so What we sell gold doesn't mean any
thing
either it's just there oh I know and it
doesn't need to be it's I mean it used to
mean shit cuz You know he did actually do stuff for it and
updated it and all that but yeah it
definitely doesn't doesn't mean a whole lot 2 months 7 Days hey I was right did I say a
couple or did I say if you don't know either
way I mean I feel I was right cuz I was
thinking it was two to three months ago that
that you first popped up Jake My memory is that it was back
aroundBackground Christmas. So. Anywho
anywho so Harpy's getting herpes
getting that bad boy we need a thing to do
for a new sub thing yeah Dina you unfollowed
for a reason I don't remember what it was I
think we were testing something maybe that
follow age command but I remember very very
much that you unfollowed you were actually
one of the older followers because you had
followed long before I was streaming again
like Peach Harpy will probably blow
everybody out of the water with that but
she's in a meeting right now Cuz hers I'm
sure goes back to 2017 or 18
maybe 18 So anyway what are we going to do with the
with the new thing Now you were testing you were testing it
down cuz I remember you you offered and I
said well if you want to I mean if you don't
care about your follow age go ahead and do
it and you did you know you tested which I
appreciated but I know you've been there I
know I know you've been there since before I
actually started streaming again So what I was thinking isOkay key light. I have one another would
be good it will
light up this room quite quite handily if I
had two of them so I could definitely do
that You know like what else do I need Harpy and
I were talking about it and she was saying
like oh well why don't you get to laugh mice
I'm like yeah I know but I don't know chat was pretty pretty
unanimous that we should upgrade yours I
mean again 200 bucks for Laughs they're not
going to be great at 200 but getting good
ones going to be like 500 I don't want to
make it 250 points sub goal you
know it's
going to take forever to hit it right I mean
not forever but it's going to take a while
like almost a year to hit it assuming about
the same level right about that the level
we're at which is 25ish per month right SoI was like. And it occurred to me. Why don't we get away from the whole you
guys pay me for upgrades thing I'll worry
about the upgrades part on the back side and
why don't I give you something that's more
incentivizing to you So with that I present to you my submission
fo
r a sub goal and I want to be very clear
this is my submission I want you guys to
help pick the sub goal okay these are your
subs you guys are giving me you guys are
subbing to this stream I say giving me money
you're giving the stream and you know what I
mean Don't get cheap ones I'll see partner got
cheap one since it's me and Mike was dying
and they're awful yeah and these aren't
cheap ones cheap ones like you know the the
very very low I mean these are still pretty
good they were a couple hu
ndred bucks and
they're a known brand and all that like yeah
I generally don't do When it comes to audio When it comes to audio stuff especially I
don't go for like the the super cheap stuff
generally I'm a big believer in the harbor
freight Philosophy for a lot of shit by the
cheap cheapest tool If you use it enough to break it get a
better one otherwise you've done well That doesn't really hold up anymore because
actually no joke Harbor Freight shit is has
gotten really good really good like I
bought
their tool chest which is a rip off of the
Snap-on tool chest for about 1/10 the cost
still a few hundred bucks like 500 bucks Fucking thing is beautifully built the welds
are perfect and I mean it just the paint
absolutely Stellar thick dick good enamel
paint I want to see Lance DriveI told you I can't
read. I love my freebies from Harbor Freight like
yes load me down with magnibles oh hell yeah
I'm afraid folks and and you can actually
get really good stuff there like they're
they're P
redator generators the the quiet
inverter ones are $800 versus the Honda 2300 she'll pay for a
$35 for 3000 watt Honda generator You just read it out loud out loudly I just I can't read I don't know what it is
something about that yeah I'm talking about
Harbor Freight I don't know what's going on So my submission to you all for a sub goal
and again I want to be clear this is not the
sub goal unless you guys want it to be I
also want your input I'd like to know what
you guys would like to subwo t
o be okay but
my submission to the sub goal for a sub goal
would be this And if you can't read it it says Harpy
baking stream 100 Subs So that would be a landed kitchen Harpies baking harpies Harpy's going to be
the woman on camera I would probably be back
behind the scenes running the tech running
the laptop pointing the camera all that kind
of stuff a lot peanut on wubby streams But it would be Harpy doing a full stream
baking for you guys she would make some
cookies maybe a cake whatever I do
n't know
and then we would do whatever welcome in
Zach I will hydrate for you He's a menace even if he reads it the info
will just slip off the top of his brain rude
rude I saw that also Zack Were you trying to make me spit that out you
were just a hair late if you wereHow could
you. So that's that's my thought was a harpy
baking stream for you guys it provides a
nice goal It provides you know rather than just being
like Oh that's going to buy Tech to play
with for himself you know That doesn't
immediately like it you guys
anything you know I mean like happy getting
a mic is great But you know she does it once it wants once
a week usually she's on stream So I would rather like use a sub goal as a
way of doing something for you you know even
though we are getting Harpy and Mike for you
because she doesn't need it for anything
except stream you know what I mean
disapproving dead people leave So I'm so anyway I don't know what are you
guys think please please what are your
thoughts is har
py baking stream a good good
sub goal would you rather something else if
you'd rather something else happy and I will
put our Collective heads together It's worth Harpy baking extreme sounds
perfect I'll cream I'll love her Okay okay so the mods like it the mods like
it how about the rest of you how about the
rest of you too cuz you guys get equal
voices Mom's voices are important but you knowMods
are so loud. The mods are noisy as fuck the mods are
noisy as fuck so there we go I want to see a b
aking stream okay I'm at I
think you know herpes herpes pretty well
known for for doing some baking you know She's particularly with cookies That sounds so wholesome and wonderful I
think it could be fun you know just watching
her and like the idea is that basically like
you know I've got a DSLR so it would just be
probably me holding the camera and or it on
the tripod it's kind of looking at her and
and the stove And you can just watch your putter around if
she does shit and then I would hand h
er
stuff andAnd all that. I don't know if it would work or not I
frankly just don't know I know they're
they're not the easiest thing to put
together it depends how you do it like like
the style of of baking and cooking streams
that wubby does that's more of what I'm
looking for I'm looking for like pretty much a fixed cam
maybe maybe a second one that I can move
around Cuz I do have some webcams that I can put on
like a stick basically that could work but
it's just the two of us we'll be stream
s the
way he does those cooking ones take a couple
people to pull off you need at least a
camera person you need a producer person and
then you need whoever's on stream So in this case Harpy will be on stream and
I'll be doing everything else myself So I don't know I don't know we'll see we'll
see but happy and I will play with it we'll
probably do a couple of trial runs like
without streaming we'll just like try and
you know record a video and see how it looks
and what we think and and all that
and if
and if it needs to change the numbers won't
so we're already 2 points in we're 2% of the
way there so just keep subbing every month
if if you find the content worthwhile and
eventually we'll get that Harpy baking
stream At current rates right around her birthday Assuming we don't pick up any like gifted
subs or or you know unexpected primes or You know just a new influx of subscribers
right between now and then we should hit
that point usually in about 4 months so it's
going to be a litt
le bit before her birthday
like a month before her birthday I'll try to
bake with her I could stream my own birthday
cake that's true you could yeah and herpes
finding out right now that I'm putting her
up for this We talked about it before then she said she
thinks it would be funSo. If that's a lot but I think it'll be
impressive and work out well to be honest I
mean I think it'll be okay I think it'll I
think it'll work so that's that's everything
I had to talk about you guys that's that's
the
extent of it so why don't we get into
some game time Meaning got bumped to noon motherfuckers boy
they just do not want you to have fun do
they So let's get into it let me see here I don't
need to be in that I was looking at my
twitch login stuff I could not log in man I
got the I got the I got my little pretzel
app going on and I could not get logged into
the fucker because it says you're two
factors invalid and I'm like the fuck it is
bro the fuck it is Is most certainly valid Because it work
s everywhere else but twitch
was just being just being uppity so gaming
gaming here's what we're going to play
here's what we're going to play I'll fuck I
clicked off here's what we're going to play We play Deep Rock Galactic last stream and
it was pretty good I thought I had a lot of
fun I think you guys had fun and so we're
going to do that again but there's a wrinkle
there's a wrinkle cuz there's always a
fucking wrinkle around here And the what noAnd the wrinkle is I have
updated the game. T
he wrinkle is that we aren't playing Deep
Rock Galactic we're playing the brand new
game that just got released yesterday Which is frozen God damn it I shouldn't have
clicked out of itDeep rock Galactic
Survivor. So if you know the game vampire survivors
which is an auto shooter then you understand
the mechanics of this game inherently this
is Deep Rock galactics lore dwarves guns
monsters Etc The Survivor one it's only $10 too yes
that's it Athena so this is Deep Rock
Galactic Survivor it's it'
s an auto shooter
it's like $8 right now on Steam it just hit
Early Access it just came out it's in a
really good place already for an early
access game in my opinion I did a little trial run through I played I
played a few rounds just to see how it felt
did I think it would make good stream
content and then I stopped and I deleted my
save and this is a completely fresh save so
get for Google later yet take a look see if
you guys like it it's got it has a lot to do
with deep rock Galactic but ga
meplay wise it
is a completely different genre it's not
first person it's you know it's isometric
it's vampire survivors if you know vampire
survivors you know this game but let's get
into it let's just get right into it shall
we I wanted to play maybe two games today I
wanted to do this and the other one I was
going to play last epic for you guysBecause
I thought. That game is coming out version 1.0 Harpy
and I have had Early Access on that one for
like a year now we've played it
intermittently
it's it's quite fun and I
wanted to just give it a little more play
time before it goes 1.0 and That also leads me into one other thing I
wanted to say if we end in time toIf we end
in time to raid I wanted to do something a
little different. Today I want to read out But I want to specifically try and go find
somebody who's got like one two three
viewers you know assuming that we've got a
decent audience like I don't like to read I
think I mentioned this before arbitrarily I
don't like to read
if I have under like 10
viewers And it's not to say that like like right now
we have however many right that doesn't mean
that that's a bad thing it's just some some
arbitrary threshold in my head that's got an
established there's no reason for it but
that's just how it is I don't know why But I would like to I think back to when I
first streamed not even like this 6 months
then I mean back in the day when I first did
it and there were a few people who I still
follow who rated me and I remember
like the
first time I got a 10 person or a 15 person
raid When I had like three viewers and it lifted
me for a week I can't even explain how good
it felt and so when you find somebody who's
working hard and has a stream that they've
obviously put some thought and love into And they're streaming to an empty room or
just one or two people like their mod who's
probably a friend you know like they can be
a hell of a shot in the arm I can really
make someone stay and I just I want to make
someone fee
l good today you know I want to I
just I want to I want to dump some love on
somebody you know in a way that doesn't
involve opening up the wallet necessarily
and we can just go maybe throw some follows
and just just give somebody a little a
little jolt you know I think it'd be really
really fun you have hours and Vamp Survivor
and he's played tons of deep rock this is
going to be up his alley probably So let's get into the game and We'll keep our eyes open for that we'll you
know maybe right ou
t to somebody who's
playing deep rocker last epic and and has
like a low view count but a nice looking
stream and you know it's just fun and you
know you find new friends that way so I
don't want to it's like playing a DJ set to
an empty room yeah this is this is going to
piss me off this disconnected from chat last
epoch Epoch as in a period of time the whole game
is about time shifting and stuff it's it's a
Diablo like it's an arpg So Diablo Path of Exile Etc that style of
game but it's set ar
ound like fragmented
time and it's pretty it's pretty interesting So all right let's see hereLet me get over
to the music. Cuz this music's fine but deep rock Galactic
is going to require something a little
harder we're going to need a little bit of
metal up in this bitch we're mine are rock
and stone boys So let's let's get some metal going I'm
going to turn the metal down just a hair so
it doesn't detract too much for my game
experience all right here we go so we'll
start from the beginning al
l right we'll
play Crystal and caverns the only place we
can go are the caverns We can only do hazard level 1And we can only
play the Scout like this is a naked
playthrough. So this is this is the first player
experience And we can only do the classic Loadout which
gives us a little extra Max Speed Max hit
points and a little extra speed and then we
have the just the Plain Jane assault rifle Which will shoot at the closest enemy Deals Connecticut damage and just dacas
until it reloads the reload
period can be
pretty long on these so We'll have to see Controls are easy if you have a controller
it's a controller otherwise it's Wast you
know what I didn't do you know what I didn't
do I didn't get the controller out why don't we
do that why don't we try thatYeah there we
go. It is definitely better and then you Auto
mind rocks when you get near them loot bugs You know like you don't have to attack
anything it just Auto shootsBut what you do
have to do is figure out where you're going
to go
. So let's let's find some shit let's level up
fuck we got to find some gold and stuff bro And you can just dig through the tunnels
shoot these little dudes get on my way back Yeah those little orbs or your experience
fuck fuck come on see how long it took me to
reload though you got what you got to be
patient you got to be careful and they're
building up man they're building up oh I
can't get to that we can get this shit we
really can't get to this fuck fuck fuck fuck
get away from me get away
from me get away
ugly Ugly ugly uglyAll right so we leveled up. This is this is absolutely shredding me bird
got around to a meeting all right we love
you Peach do you see T4 had the audacity to
ask for $65 for one single single amount Fuck D4 I wanted to love it like all of us
fuck you for man I never even finished the
campaign I don't know that I ever will maybe
someday they'll make it good like I am
interested I love the art I love the voice
acting I love the sound design all that From the ga
me perspective that game is a
heap of shit I feel very very strongly about
that and I'm one of the people I did not
hate D3 when it came out my only issue with
D3 was that when you got done with the story
there was nothing to do except to replay the
story and that was boring you know that
sucked in D2 and it sucked even worse than
D3 But yeah D4 like the microtransactions are
so fucking obnoxious and the gameplay design
is just pretty clunky it's not great and
it's very very player hostile and I
'm just
I'm old man I'm not in the hospital player
I'm not into Deb's who treat their players
in a hostile way or who don't respect the
players time at all I'm just not when you
make the game intentionally hard to play and
you intentionally or you intentionally like
obviously it's mechanics or shit which D4
doesn't do that but D4 does make it like
just artificially extra hard to get anything
good you have to just spend hours and hours
and hours and hours and hours and hours and
you know just to
try and drive up those
subscribe Yeah fuck D4 I wanted to love it and I'm
sure I'll finish the story someday but right
now I'm I'm I spent the time I wanted to spend in it and
I'm not going to spend any more in it So we leveled up we get to pick it upgrade
just like vampire survivors I think the
choice is obvious here we got three we can
pick a Reload speed upgrade for all weapons
you also get individual weapon upgrades So here this is to all weapons and this is
also to all weapons a 3% critical
chance
that's not a 3% that doesn't mean your
chance goes from one to three it means at 3%
so 1 to 1.33 1/3 of your crit chance Epic luck on the other hand Fuck yeah that doesn't help us right now but
because we're early on That's going to help us a lot before the run
is over And we are going to die like I played this
and I could not beat the first dive Which I don't think you're supposed to be
able to right away I think it's supposed to
take you a hot minute to get through Okay so now we've go
t extra damage for our
assault rifle reload speed on our assault
rifle or run faster I like running faster I like that a lot let's get this gold see if
we can get it can we get it fuck fuck fuck
fuck okay we got it we got it let's go let's
go let's go dog oh shit And I walked right into the crab dude things Oh no swarm that sucks bro that sucks after
playing Poe I'm hard fuck D4 I'm excited to
play poe2 with more homies I'm I'm kind of
curious what they'll do with poe2 Poe is is extremely player
hostile to new
players both the community and the game
itself like there's just so much shit that
gets flung at you Harpy and I tried it and
and we're not dumb But there's so many systems in the first 10
minutes of playing you don't know what the
actual like game is you know cuz there's
like five different currencies coming at you
and this and that it's just a hot mess and
God help you if you ask for help pretty
pretty ugly pretty ugly player base in that
regard It was definitely not for me I'm
just not
the right kind of player for it straight up
and you know the community is not the kind
of community that's going to welcome player
like me so I don't know if that's going to
persist the poe too I think it will so I
don't I don't foresee Harpy and I playing
Poe too cuz I just think it's going to it's
going to be the wrong kind of community for
us but I'm going to keep an eye on it and if it is
a good Community like that thenThen it'll be
better. OkayAll right oh shit okay so not good no
t
good kind of in a bit of a fuck what are
those guys. So this red guys clearly just tougherWhat.
Where are you. Oh shit fuck me sideways okay so they they
detonate all right that's actually all right
all right all right I'll fuck let's get out
God mine mine mine for your life dude Jesus
Christ to get the fuck out of here Get this shit hello hello welcome to oh what
what hit me oh fuck I didn't see that little
guy shit oh fuck didn't make it through Okay yeah yeah I'm a great asset fuck I'm
not
a great asset Bro get the Sleep bugHell yeah. Oh doo doo dude like what else do I need to
do What's that always have to help thing that's
Health oh shit new weapon oh hold up hold up
hold up let me back up here I cannot that
that God damn hold up let me disconnect it's
going to welcome you all back in I'm sorry
but I got to get out of it I got to get fucking
I got to get the twitch chat reconnected cuz
that little message is over the last like
two messages and so I can't keep up with you
guys an
d I have to look over here but my
microns in the way Let's see her I didn't think it was too bad
but I did have Cube to help me and he's
played for years out yeah that's a big
difference fall and tell Cuba needs to hold
all new homie's hands and Poe he can be our
Poe later he knows a good places to learn
and builds from too there you go welcome me
back in brand new stream well I mean I
didn't I didn't kill the stream but But yeah I I really I think I've talked
about it before like League you kno
w no
matter how good of a game league is the
toxicity and just nastiness of that
community no no I have no interest and and
my experiences when I first played Poe and
dared ask for help in the chat or just
completely off putting Harpy and I
uninstalled right there we won't go back to
that one anyway but Poe may be better you
know when everybody's dumb together Maybe it's a little better but I just I'm a big proponent of the idea that even if
you don't participate in that kind of
mentality it sti
ll gets into you you know
garbage in you know what I mean like you
have a limited amount of filtration in your
brain and in your ears and in your eyes so
to speak And and I don't like being I don't like
saturating myself with that kind of like
crap in the chat and I know you can just
turn off the chat but it's like well then
what the fuck am I playing the game for you
know if I'm not going to engage you know So I imagine it hasn't woke me back and it may
not actually cuz I didn't yeah I didn't
b
ecause I disconnected but I didn't close
firebot I have to close firebot for it to
have to welcome you back in that said Athena
right did you say anything yeah Dana Athena
here it's going to welcome you in at the end
because I love you so you get a special
welcome back and welcome in as Period it's hard to get into without having
a base build you can't just rebuild yeah
exactly and if so if you don't already know
that going in you're going to make mistakes
and and that's not also it's just not m
y
style it's just not my style like I said
player hostile to new players right And that's that's not my jam all right so
new weapon new weapon we can get a Boomstick
fucking love boomsticks close range shotgun
that deals massive damage and knocks back
enemies knocks back okay love that Quick firing weapon that shoots in four
directions Okay that could be useful grenade that deals
moderate damage and slows enemies I mean there's only one thing I can think of
here And that's the grenade bro slows
enemies
fuck yes Okay that's going to make life easierOh wow
yeah that makes. Let's maybe not run in there though let's
maybe not do that okay Oh shit why do I think something bad just oh
fuck fuck get a dog he's slow All right it's okay it's okayOh what's this. Do I have to clear the area Reload speed reload all weapons more quickly
or reload the grenade okay is this what I
was talking about you can I can get this
thing it's a it's only a green level mod for
my grenade but it's 15% reload to ju
st the
grenade or I can get 9% to everything which
right now is only two weapons but I think
you can get more weapon slots oh no I can
only get two it looks like it looks like you
get more at level 15 and 25 whatever the
fuck that means Well I want reload speed for everything I
think oh shitOh oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh
fuck. Okay that was easy Apparently okay note to self drop the drop
the thingy on the big enemies and just
fucking murder them that was beautiful I could not have planned thatNo.
Okay we got to go to the arrow 20 seconds I guess let's kill these guys for a
minuteSee if we can. Try and get a little more asked I know like
in Vampire survivors boy you want to get all
the X you can early on cuz it gets really
hard later on so it's critical to level up
quickly at the beginning Bro 50 Max hip hop we don't have the
moneyRight what do we have money where's our
money. This looks like a lot of fun it's so far it
is I just started it as it just came out
yesterday I did a little I
did a little
trial run a couple times yesterday just to
play the game and make sure it played well
and then deleted my saved so we're starting
fresh Okay so these are these are me buying things
okay I can buy armor I like I like armor I like not taking damage
I like that a lot Or I can get increased pickup range or I can
spend money to reroll them or you can buy a
heel I like that I mean We have 44 Nitro maybe we should just buy
this and move on like that's really good but
we can't afford it let
's buy that let's just
let's continue on it's only level two It's my first playthrough on this guy so I
mean you know if we die badly it's okay
let's see if we can get into some trouble
that looks valuable Okay we got a bunch of goals get the weapons
to level 12 collect 200 gold Get away get a getaway get away and there's
some more Nitro gold okay let's try and find
gold I mean this is still good though we'll still
take this and you get asked by like that I
like that a lot I see thank you for th
e thank you for the
sub stinky you're fucking stinky how dare
you how dare you you little cutie Stinkiest cutie Okay oh shit a swarm fuck fuck fuck boy they
do put the time pressure on it let's get
this we need some help oh my God oh my God
oh my God oh fuck oh fuck go fuck go fuck go
fuck oh God so I can't get near to near that
come on blow my blow them up blow them up
God damn it he's reloading all this sucks I was just at a range Jesus Christ Jesus
Christ mine mine mine mine for your little
f
ucking life my Dwarven friend oh fuck I
thought he was frozen I thought he was
frozen No dude I'll do it or doodle doodle dude out
fuck for some reason I thought that bug was
not going to hit me I don't know why Okay man I see an orenville or NFL welcome
in What we got here reload speed for the
grenade status effect damage increases all
damage over time I don't think the cold one does damage over
timeNo asset electrical and fire okay so
that's irrelevant. Reload speedOh we like magnets oh yeah o
h
fuck yeah bro. Max hit points not invaluable I'm on fire
rightWe definitely need more guns more gun
power. Okay gold gold we got to find gold where's
some goldAs thank you for gifting a sub to
orenville. God damn we're going to end up doing that
Harpy baking stream real quick at this rate But it is also the time where we're getting
to the monthly resubs like all the folks who
resubbed up who subbed up originally we're
coming up to the point where they can Wear their resubs are going to tickOka
y more
damage for the gun or for the grenade. Shit Harpy baking stream oh yeah did you not
hear that so we hit that we hit the the sub
goal right the hundred sub points we hit
that sub goal concurrent not accumulative
not concurrent right I didn't have 100 Subs
but we had 20 subs for 5 months or whatever
and so we And so we had a hundred sub points
cumulative and that that meant that we got
RPM microphone and so now we needed a new
goal and I suggested would you guys like if
400 sub points again
cumulative We do a harpy baking stream so it'll be
Harpy baking and all I'll be running the
stream I won't really be on it I'll yell at
her you know and call her cabbage and shit
but that's about it but it'll be happy I'm doing a baking streamLive and loud and
proud in our kitchen I just think that would
be fun. And and and chat seem to agree as well at
the time but it's very much open you know
like if other people have other ideas that
they would rather see than that I'm totally
open I mean fo
r a hundred Subs obviously
you're not going to be like go to Disneyland
you know or anything crazy right cuz I won't
even buy you one fucking ticket but you know
like a heartbeat baking sub we can buy the
tech and stuff and get that ready Damage from the grenade damage from the gun
let's do the gun I feel like the gun is most of our damage
right now shit I am up against alleged this
is not the place to be cuz I don't have an
escaper Okay I'll go through here and we can get out
here let's just oh
that sucks hey look I
found gold oh wow look at this dude we found
all kinds of shit here And this is this is called bait this is
called major fucking bait I am stuck in here
now Come on oh come on come on come on come
onOkay it works okay but it wasn't great. This kind of shooting the nearest thing
isn't always a good I mean it's not bad
butGet these Loop bugs. Don't I like this so this is I don't know it's it's definitely different
than vampire survivors it's it's very
similar of course but o
h boy oh boy oh boy
God I need something else that like I need
my gun to pierce or something you know to
like hit all those guys Or or find some big groups of themAlmost
fell for it you see the experience and you
get blinded right and you're like. I'm going to get all that experience no
you're not no you are not you're going to
die and you're going to die badly and see if
we can get down here Oh shit I got too close to himCome on come
on come on trying to hit that guy nice. Okay that worked out
pretty wellThat's what
I'm trying to do is get some love fucking a
25%, let's go dude. Harpy baking masterclass she is she she
that's our girl manWe'll take that one. More rifle damageTrying to weave around
these guys. Okay so we got to beat up the big Elite I
think we can do this yeah we're kind of no
problem Get this coldGet this house. Not get too stuck up here Trying to get this stuff whatever this is it
looks valuable right oh shit come on nope Okay who we popped it at the last possible
sec
ond Okay so you can't just type forever they
ramp up in strength got you Well oh yeah they're moving faster now I can
see that I'm just trying to get some levels dog armor
okay armor is good we're taking a lot of
hits right now I think armor what do you
guys think I think armor Armor reload speed for the gun already
reloading pretty quick on it it feels like I don't know what this little icon on the
grenade means it means something I'm
thinking armor I'm thinking armor I'm going
to do armor I kn
ow like I remember in Vampire survivors
man you get a character that has armor you
could I mean you weren't Invincible but boy
it made a difference when you had a couple
levels of armor You can take a lot They grew up they got stronger again dude
they just got stronger oh fucking a Oh we're going to take a hit here okay that
didn't hurt as much I just want that experience okay we're not
going we're not going to fall for it we're
not going to fall for it All damage all damage10% doesn't sound lik
e
much but I do add up. God damnGod damn stronger again we are we're
struggling we're struggling. It he's he's coming fuckI should not have
backtracked there. Okay we made it we made it let's dive down
through these rocks let's just hope we can
go fast enough come on go go go go go go
little dude mine for your life dude mine for
your life We are fucking moving it bro we are moving
it so hard I'm just trying to get some Jesus For the love of God for the love of
GodReload speed brother yes bitch.
OverclockThis. Overclock your deep okay that's our assault
rifle we can change the damage type to cold
or electric Cold right I mean I know we already have
cold grenades but slowing them down is good
we can lump them up I mean surely right by the way what were the
freebies you added to the new code if you
don't oh the freebies on the new code I see
was free planets So it's the exact same landage company code
so there's Lance company with without free
planets and landed company with free planets
Free planets meaning rent dine and Titan you
know no charge to go to them which is what
like Skelly and a bunch of other people were
asking for so I put that in and I made it so
there's two different codes and you can use
whichever version you like assuming you want
to keep using that code you know obviously
if you want to add your own mods to it you
know You get the idea It was just a free planets yeah yeah just
that just because you know folks in your
community were asking for it some folks in
mind have asked for it too like they're
different it's mostly the same people right And so I just wanted to throw that out there
as you know a base for you and then add
whatever other stuff you wanted to to it you
know and make and make icy company or
whatever I'm or keep using Lance company which is
fine which is actually quite an honor
actually It helps a lot since my work till 5:00 yeah
there you go it's the exact same mod we
played it's just free Planet so and I
thought when we played on yo
ur stream we
played for those of you if you didn't know
we played Lethal RP and I with IC and and
some icees Chatters a couple times and y'all are more
than welcome to play I will I will talk with
Harpy we probably will same thing like it'll
be after dinner cuz we got to get home and
and have dinner and everything but so I'm
sure we'd miss the first couple rounds but
I'd be willing to bet you should love to hop
in cuz she really enjoys it so I will talk
to her as soon as I have a chance to But i
t's definitely been a lot of funThe. It said but that mod like we played on
icystream and it was really really stable
it's it's the same one we play on ours and
you know it's been it's been really good I
think it's a good mod pack it offers some
fun I see fell in the back rooms and it was
amazing that's all I'm going to say we have
to remember to tell Peach Cuz Peach will Peach will definitely approve
of that also Lovejoy I think you'll you'll
approve of that Okay so we haven't we have this boss
sign I
forgot where we were oh God they're stronger
again come on kill him kill him kill him
kill him kill him Off of the fuck Shake kill him pleaseOkay
he's dead. Oh I'm trying brother I'm trying to look at
this fucking Zerg I'm dealing with Wow look at them all oh I should not have
done that okay we're going to just ignore
that look at all that extra left behind that
sucks but you know what's better than
experience living Dominic doors make me pee a little yeah the
mimic doors are a bit rough
They're a bit rough I think the only time
I've jumped and been scared is the door
getting last they're rough because there's I
mean people talk about like oh you can tell
you can't accept if you hit him with the
shovel I think there's no visual cue like
I've looked man there's no difference hole Okay epic grenade Like you click it and you expect it to be
safe but nope I'm eating exactly like it
just if you don't know that fire door is
safe already there's no good reason to ever
go through one O
r hit it with the shovel or a sign or
whatever because you can tell if you do that
if you hit it it goes like grumbles at you
but if you hit it too many times it just
eats you so you got to be careful like if
the fourth person or so I think that hits it
with the sign they're going to get eaten I'mma buy this for sure Reload speed damage I'mma buy that And heal 50% I hate to spend the gold but
yeah we need it Okay but then I would need to carry a shovel
true And we are already mining gold brother
let's
go I'm digging this this is this is good
this is really really polished for Early
Access and just being released I am quite happy with with the game play on
this it feels good the mining feels good
what I didn't even see him I'll look at all
this gold dude can we get it Come on come on come on come on come on can
we get it can we get it can we get it I'm so
greedy dude I'm just a greedy little dwarf
I'm a hungry little new weapon fucking go
dude Oh shit a shotgun or a four-way I mean four
way is good but I don't get into
the middle of shit I'm I'm pretty good at
hiding it I think I don't know what are you
going to say I think I'm doing pretty good at fighting I
think the shotgun's better it's going to
Target the nearest thing and knock shit back
that's going to knock it back grenades are
going to tend to hit more The guns going at that The the assault rifle is going to be hitting
them and chilling themI feel like the
shotguns the play I think the shotguns the
only way to go righ
t now. I'm going to take it I'm going to take it
okayBe easy to keep track of how many shots
I have left you have one. Hey we head up we hit a thing we did we got
a hundred gold all right Let's get that X let's get the fuck out oh
yeah bitch that shotguns down I ain't scared of nothing I ain't scared of
no bugYeah shotgun is doing a great job
great job. Okay okay all right okay we can do this we
take this Also this weekend Harpy was we were talking
about what we would play and she wants to
play
some deep rock together We're probably not going to do that the
whole time Come on come on come on haha get fucked bugs
but we're definitely going to play Deep Rock
for a little bit of it and maybe we'll do
some lethal we'll just see I don't want to overdo Liesel Yeah you definitely do have to clear these
oh shit all right let's try and get these
good got them got them come on let's go
let's go let's go that sucks that sucks okay
get these last couple Okay fill up Phillip Phillip Phillip Phillip
Phillip please hurry fuck hurry Yes bitch oh fucking god did you see that
chain reaction that was amazing that was
amazing I love it I was thinking about playing some deep rock
next week to try it out oh yeah I definitely
recommend it I see this is this is a
different Deep Rock there's there's a couple
of deep rock galactics out this is Deep Rock
Galactic Survivor so it's like vampire
Survivor and then the other deep rock is
Deep Rock Galactic which is the classic it's
it's you know a few years
old now I think
right first person shooter where you mine
and everything that's that's what we're
going to play is Deep Rock Galactic just the
base you know fun good Deep Rock game which
we haven't really played and I'm really
looking forward to so but yeah if you if you
play it I see I would be happy to join you
as well if you if you're looking for a squad
of of degenerative dwarves I mean this seems like a no brainer increase
all projectiles Oh X gain x-gain is good but we're I mean I
feel li
ke we're coming to the end of our run
our health is getting low they're starting
to catch me more regularly Like you can kind of tell right like when
you play vampire survivors you know when
you're coming to the end of your run like
I'm taking damage now I don't feel like that's going to but that
might give me the levels more quick I don't
know dudeLet's do it. OhI guess we didn't pick up the artifact
last time okay. You get a chance to find experience when
mining any kind of rock Gain X when yo
u take damage I definitely
take damage increases the healing on level
up all fucking healing Okay okay oh God oh God oh God stay away
from them I'll pick up radius fuck yes bro definitely
pick up radiusGive me that delicious
experience. This stuffSome other mineral. Oh yeah bitch oh yeah bitch that was
delicious we'll just cut him backI'll just
cut him back around same way we just went. Go pick up all that experience we missed That sucks 5% to everything more pickup
radius I definitely like oh m
y god oh no Okay got a minor problem we're going to go
this way now that they've swung South and
we're going to try and divert through them That worked that worked all right so yeah
you can use the train if you're paying
attention to it you can kind of make them
cuz they're not going to Tunnel through it
looks like let's go for this help this is
better this is better Cuz this is unobstructed Okay oh that's much nicer let's just give
these guys a little minute let's work them
down a little Work t
hem down a little come on come on die
die bitch burn bitch Okay I think that's all the experience I can
really get out of that easily to get the
fuck out of here All right so the elite is upLet's get this
health. Oh yeah oh yeah okay he's armored man he's a
little tough dude Shit we are going to be mowing at him for a
hot minute Okay increases all cryo damage that's
everything we do all damage is cry out thank
you I will take that well not all I guess
the shotgun isn't fuck LOLOh no. Did not mea
n to walk into them. Trent in those guys out now know what let's
just get all this delicious experience thank
you thank you thank you thank you thank you
come on level up level up I want to level up
come on and hit them hit them hit them fuck I was really hoping I could whack those
those explosive guys cuz come on hit him Very good all right they just pounded the
shit out of the elite 20 Max 20 Max HP reload speedPoints. Reload speeds good oh fuck well I needed the
hit points oh fuck well there
went all of it
and then some I can't get down there to get
to it okay they're they're now moving about
as quick as I do So I'm going to have to watch out cuz
they're going to start catching up to me
pretty fucking quick here I'm trying brother I'm trying Shit always right on me it's right on me
this is so not good dude Real speed critical damage Is really good and important oh my God I'm
taking so many hits I don't I don't think we're going to get out
of this oneAll right let's go through. Okay
I stand corrected we got through All easier said than done dude oh shit okay
we'll go through here Holy fuck I think we're going to do it I
think we're going to make it maybe oh okay
oh my God that was close Mama stage four let's go 35% extra damage I like thatOh I like that
too. I can get fire rate on two things no 18 and
18 no I can't I'm taking thatI'm definitely
healing. I'm definitely healingYeah we'll do that
too. No reason not to spend it I don't think I
don't think you're going to like k
eep that Okay so on level four now we got to collect
200 gold And get to still looking to get the grenade
and the and the rifle to 12All right we'll
try and get those done but. Look for gold look for gold look for gold
what the fuckDude he's spooging at me why
you spooging at me. I know it's twitch but sir you're supposed
to spootNever mind. You know what you supposed to whoever you
want toI'll take it. I'll take it in the
spirit it was honored there's one thing
Lance is good at it's taking spoo
ge. Okay fucking hey we got it we got it allTwo
levels on the grenade I'll take that. Okay Yes so they can hit you in their Frozen or
he unfroze at that exact moment shit shit
shit maybe that wasn't right maybe the oh
God I should not a second guess that We'll go down this back way hopefully okay
that works that worked Jesus this wasn't even a swarm but it feels
like a fucking swarm Oh no that feels like a swarm okay we're
going to do the same trick we're going to
try and just go through here ma
ke a little
back route Yep and now we'll just make our Quick Escape
we'll try and maybe pop these big uglies
come on come on Come on come on that worked out that worked
out Papa like that shit a lot Yeah papa really like that shit Let me grab my coffee Mama I'm enjoying this
I don't know how you guys are feeling about
it but I'm loving the fuck out of this game It's just fun I can play this shit for a hot
minute or three Crit definitely crit give me give me give me
indeed dudeOkay. There's so ma
nyOh yeah all these things that
are hitting the nearest or are not great. Because I can't I'm trying to get back
thereAnother one. We just got through this one and I'm going
this way again and that's maybe not the
right play Come On Come On Come On Pop Pop Pop please
Pop pleaseThat sucked. Oh that sucks too. Okay now we got a problem Okay now we get to I guess we get the final
weapon that we can get oh that helps though
that helps that helps all right all right we
got this we got this shit now w
e're in it
boys we're in It to Win It Ain't No Bugs up in this bitch can can
handle us let's go let's go let's go clear
clear fuck Oh my God another swarm this is so not okayI
don't see this going well. I feel very good about that first run though
I think that went very well other than the
whole dying part Shield belt deal 250,000 crypto cryo we
already did that okay so we can get a shield
belt Secondary objectives unlocked okay new
secondariesA new weapon. The m1000 classic it looks like a big
high-powered rifle kind ofOr maybe a big
shotgun I don't know. All right gained 24 levels17 minutes. 450,000 okay so the grenade the grenade was
the most but I feel like the grenade didn't
kill as much like this was killing a lot
more But look at that DPS so yeah crowd grenade
was definitely a good play Okay okay 1.3 million damageI have no idea
if these are good numbers but they look good
to me. Upgrades we got it exclamation point what's
this mean oh we can buy upgradesMineral
Market. Okay you
can buy these minerals or sell them
I got you okay so like we have a lot of this
green shit whatever that is And we don't have really much of anything
else so green shit green shit is used for
experience we do have enough to get armor Or lock500 gold looks like we are credits we
have 1900 credits. Well X gain is going to be worth it always And we can do this again I'm going to do it
again 4% X game I mean that's that's not a
ton but that's That's an extra level or two in a run soWho
4% pick up
radius too. I think I want some base armorOkay. Okay
that's not much but that every little bit
right. So I guess we just have to do the same
thingOh yeah okay so we picked up one one. Thing whatever that is we picked up one rank
I guess is what I'll call it And we need to get more to move to other
layersYeah I don't know what those are
called. Complete the dive upgrade the Deep core gk2
to level 12 all right let's try and focus on
that and I'm level three with the Scout
let's go Kent's classic a
gain okay all right so we're
going to focus on leveling up the the
assault rifle this time Okay so these yeah these minerals are used
for upgrades after the run nowNow that kind
of makes sense get these loot bugs. So they're worth killing but they don't
really give you anything it looks like I'm
going to give you minerals but not
experience So maybe they're not worth doing okay all
damage or crit I'll take the crit Yeah they don't give you any experience so
that's not great And those give you a
good amount but they
take a lot to break Okay fire rate or damage fire rate for right
now Cuz we'll get damaged through other stuff
too I love how matter of fact he is where is
itShit all we do have a mini map okay. Weapon or reload see this is going to
actually level up the gun this doesn't So since we're prioritizing the gun I'm
going to level up the gun Oh boy lots of little foolsLook at all of
you ugly ugly ugly. You know what I kind of want to wait I kind of want to wait until it gets oh sh
it
I kind of want to wait until I die
apparently New weapon we got that we got the new weapon
shoots High Caliber piercing bullets Target's the highest hit point enemyOkay so
it's always going to shoot the boss and it's
going to pierce. Which means it's going to it's going to hit
like a row of enemiesBro but that grenade
that grenade did a lot of damage. We'll take this we'll take thisOkay okay now
we'll just try and pull the same trick. Okay that kind of worked a little bit
collecting red sugar
increases your max hit
points Get X when you mind or get here I just want
to get healed broI'll. Mother fuckerI forgot to take the rare. Upgrade it's just too much better Shit I'll take that one againOkay so this
big gun wow that thing is powerful. I mean it's just fucking these little dudes
upReload speed or fire rate we'll do reload
speed this time. Come on carve them down carve them down
little guy you can do it Damage reload speed will just take all
kinetic Okay let's let's see if we can go
get into
some trouble oh great deal eats up fuck Oh shit it's a flying bug that means he's
probably not going to I'm not going to be
able to cut him around shit Well the gun is fucking smooth up though I'm not getting stuck up thereReload speed. Download speed X game oh man I like some
Mexican we're still early enough that I
don't know I think reload speed I think reload speed will do that So if I can put him in a row like that with
all the other mobs and he shoots it it
should hit all blocking
a I'll tasks complete well except the
secondary we didn't do that let's get this
gold let's get this gold we got time we got
time voice Okay we got our 250 gold achievement And I hate leaving all that Expo over there
but There was no way to get to it okay so we got
50 gold to spendWeren't they adding dwarfs
to 40K. No shit really I had not heard that I don't
really keep up with 40K news like my 40K
lore is pretty old but Really 40K dwarves holy fuck dude Color Me
Color Me interested I do love m
e some dwarves I'm an ark boy but
dwarves are dwarves are only in 40K am I an
orc boy otherwise I go dwarf like for almost
anything like in wow and shit I play dwarves
all the time I love Dwarfs Increases all projectile weapons 20% rate of
fire or 15% damage I mean I want I want that extra fire rate
for everything I think that's great We have 26 so we can afford one we can get
reload speed All we get two levels that's what we're
chasing so I was so out of loop so and I
went to buy some dwarfs to
paint and found
out an original found out original Warhammer
hasn't been a thing for years that I knew
that I knew that they did pretty well
discontinued it or now have fully
discontinued it I was sad man when they
dropped necromunda Oh okay hold up hold upAll right so we did
this before we did the crowd thing and it
was very effective I thought. But okay extra damage lower fire rate but
are shots become piercing So now we'll have two all of our gunfire
will be piercing I feel like we have to t
ake this this seems
really good and then we'll just hope for the
grenade for for the next weapon right Yeah I want to I want to play with that
piercing die bitch burn bitch that was great Okay X game status effect we don't have any
statuses let's take the X game Cuz we're still early enough that that could
be useful all right get that experience oh
that's fucking nice dude Okay we got help there we don't need to mess
with it let's get this gold Gold and Nitro let's go let's go mine like
your min
d like your little heart depends on
it buddy Dude imagine this in multiplayer that would
be sick if it was likeYou know couch
multiplayer style where you're all on the
same screen. You know even if you're not like physically
playing in the same location like you're
across the country from each other but you
all have to stay on the game screen together
that would be sick It would probably be a little op to have
multiple dwarves I'm sure it's Probably tuned around not playing that way Okay let's t
ry and get through here oh my
God we somehow made that I don't know how
that worked The tunneling aspect this is it's
interesting like I can see there's going to
be some tactics to that that I'm sure I'm
not doing right yet oh yeah oh yeah I know there's a landing site but I can't
pass up all that dude look at all of that
delicious delicious I'm coming okay so erase that weapon level
gain all experience or raise this weapon
level I mean we've only got this one up to
level six Take thatFire rate
lock the clock. I mean if my option is taking a common tier
reward or getting a good rare one I'm going
to take the rare almost every time OkayMove speed X game let's take some move
speed. I'm definitely I definitely feel the need
for more move speed And I'm on a dwarf he's got his move speed
buffed so like if you play the otherPlay the
other ones they must be really slow. Cuz this guy's he's pretty slowOkay where's
that thing oh it's up here okay. Let's get up there and oh God I'm trying bro
I'
m trying bro Take a little shortcut that's a long cutOh
shit boy is going to be tough to clear. I don't know if we're going to be able to
clear this one this way all right I know
what we're going to do I know what we're
going to do cuz we're going to do we're
going to clear from the other side All the crow grenade let's fucking go yeah I
want that I want that I want that I want
that I want that oh God oh God I die burn
bitch Yes bitch I love using that as a weapon that
is so satisfying okay with
this piercing
shit and the cryo this is nice This is nice Oh yeah yeah I'm digging on this I'm digging
on this a lot thank you Which as much as I've been mining lately oh
yeah that's greatAll damage all crit. They have sits out already and have called
them the legs of votonI got to look into
this thank you aren't fell t i l. Reload speed I guessOkay the praetorians up. We've got the ex cleared out how good it's a
big bug boy I can deal with thatI feel I
feel like in kite him you know. Yeah he's
already down to half houseThis is
feeling like a good run. I say that boy it's still awfully early
isn't itCute little house. Sing a little song do a little dance Get
Down TonightTry and get some gold. Oh shit I can't believe I pulled that off I
really thought he was going to catch me I
was like well this is stupid this is good
you deserve to get clipped on this one but
it worked it worked if it works it's not
stupid right Come on come on please hit him thank you Dude everything is for the othe
r guns like I
cannot get this gun's level up that's so
excuse me reload speed I'll take reload on the grenadeOh shit oh
come on stop hitting me dude. Oh my God they're just slaughtering me right
thereThat sucks I had so much else. Also he glitched there that was weird 12% critical chance hello hello Welcome to fucking stream of it pick up
radius dude so pick up radius is deceptive
because You get so much more experience with a
bigger pickup radius And if you can get like a 100% pick up
radius do
ubling your pickup radius oh my God That is powerful how much gold do we haveI
want to be able to heal so we need 59 we
have 69 nice. Yeah yeah we'll do that will do that
increase the grenadeFuck can I reroll or
reroll them. Okay fire rate for the gun and increases its
weapon level I will take that I will take
that I will take this I'm I'm content with those Collect Booloo cap12 okay fungus all right. I can collect fungusI'm a great asset I'm a
great great asset. Wait wrong game. I don't know wh
at that shit was but whatever
it was it's useful Gold definitely useful to get this gold Okay I see I see on the top bar now there's
there's a swarm indicator and then a supply
drop indicator and then it's swarm a swarm
and the elite So you get you get swarms just based on
either killing bugs or leveling I can't
really tell looks like killing ooh fire rate
and we'll just take that What's the gun up to eight okay Where is it okay it's over here shit I went
the wrong wayOh look at all that though
dude. Yeah it's worth it now it's worth it we got
to level out of that that was absolutely
worth the detour reload speed fuck we have
so much that gun just reloads really quickly
now all right we'll take it Level 9 we need three more levels on the
assault rifle and then we'll get something Fire rateReload again reload speed for
everything I'll just do the fire right I'm
going to keep pushing that gun forward. All right let's let's get this going Oh that that didn't do as much When you get X you
take damage you get X
when you mine knock back and slow nearby
enemies when you take damage 30 second
cooldown okay I'll try it I'll try it again
we'll take the gun So the gun's 11 we need one more gun levelOh
fuck I got I got hung up there that was that
was on me. Oh boy that actually worked out that worked
out thank you for the whole boysThank you
for the whole okay luck pick up radius. Take the pickupI swear to God I thought I
said I'm going to go piss. I don't know what
he said but. Damn it
I'm taking way too much damage If only we had something that did statusMax
hit points fire rate. I mean that epic looks great but we don't
have anything that that does status damage All our stuff is I mean we have elemental
from the grenades but it's not DOT Okay the four-way or the or the shotgun I want the four way this time we did the
shotgun early last time let's see how this
guy performs Trying to get these leveled up quickOkay
we'll take that. We now get a new overclock Target the enemy
wi
th the highest hit points okay so it
pierces and it will now Target the highest
enemy that's good Maybe but it is killing stuff no I think
that's good or get extra reload and damage I
want I want us to Target the highest Hit point enemyThat just feels like that's
going to be good these guys are hitting me
when I feel like I'm really far away from
him. Clearly I got to get better about that
reload Speed Max hit points Okay all kinetic pick up want a little more
pickup we're almost to that 100% pi
ck up
radius and I feel like we're really going to
be yeah like right now we're picking up from
pretty far away it feels like Come on pop pop pop pop okay don't pop oh
shit Sorry I'm sorry we'll just go through here
we're all good Great assets oh my God the Dodge the Duke
and the jivan call this Mana running back If only I knew enough about sports ball to
make a sports ball quit here but I don't so
I won't Cuz I don't know who a good running back
would be to say damn I'm running like insert
good
running back here just you guys fill in
the blank those of you who know I'll project out everything's projectile so
that seems really good or critProjectile. OutTrying to get down here. Trying to get down here and just see what we
can get let's get this Nitro real quick if
we can fuck I didn't think that guy was
going to touch me Boy it is that happened faster than I
thought it would That 30 seconds is like aggressively short Oh fucking a 50 Max hit pointsFucking oh I
can't afford that that's.
Okay we don't need to raise this gun anymore Mining speed is good damage is fine I want
hit points I want hip Points bad Yes sir yes sir we got 10 gold leftWe'll
take that. OkayThere's gold right there. Let's try and
get it. Okay collect six flowers I can do that Level the m1000 to level 12 reach 300 Max
hit points not likely Get a bunch of Nitra okay well there's one
flower that's good there's another
flowerThat's two. Oh there's Nitro we need that we need thatI
mean Dewey though do we though I
should I
should not get distracted by the shinies. I should really focus on what I'm doing
instead of the shinies he did not focus on
what he was doing instead of the shinies
come on come on come on come on oh God Come on come on you got this you got this
you're strong beautiful bushy bearded
independent guy Hey you know bearded man united rightI say
that for all we know half these stores are
women. OkayTry and cut through them here. That works that works I think we're going to
be okay yep we g
ot to swarm spawned up
behind us now Jesus That's what we're after that's what we are
after right there50% damage let's fucking
go. Another flower loot bugs Damn look at all these guys holy shit What do you mean what do you mean we're in
oneSwim to take oh Jesus Christ. Okay okay fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
fuck fuck nope not me one me pick up armor
armor armor armor help help keep me alive
keep me alive Fuck if I can find it wow Oh what do you think I'm doing dude what do
you think I'm d
oing armor fire rate all fire
rates all projectile damage Okay let's pump the fire ratesCritical fire
rate move speed let's take critical. Shit I can't get up to itAll right we'll go
around. How did that little bastard hit meReload
speed fucking hey that's a good one okay. Can I come on come on come on come on come
on Healing on level up and I'll take that we'll
take that Plus 9 armor I'm I'm going to but can we get
to 300 I don't think so dude I really don't
think so I don't know unless we coul
d Extra damage extra fire rateMust say the
extra damage. On the big sniper rifle Mining speed I'm feeling the mining speed
right now I'm definitely feeling my speed Meanwhile experienced vampire Survivor
players probably looking at me going like
what the fuck are you doingI don't know what
I'm doing. It doesn't feel like we need a ton more
reload my guns are firing pretty
continuously Shit okay critical damageSir. Oh look at all those explosive bugs that's a
problem that's a big problem firing o
n that
one or reload speed on everything firing on
that one It okayWell I dodged most of it. I mean it was only one little hit so it
could have been a lot worse Holy fuck I don't know how we got through
all of that I'm not passing up all this accident no
fucking way reload speed damage or damage
all projectile damage let's go dude I don't know this one could this be it could
we do it could we do it could we do it could
we do it what the fuck the ground attacks
you know I don't like that I don't
like that Before easy steps what do you what do you
meanOh my god dude. Okay Epic reload speed for the grenade all right
throwing more grenades I like that a lot Kinetic damage I mean what are we doing
that's kinetic like a lot right are two guns
I swear he says I'm going to go piss he's
not but Can I look at my gun now yesOh okay okay. So my regular gun is shooting kinetic my my
big gun shooting kinetic my grenades doing
cold so we have a lot of kinetic right now So upgrading all Connecticut is
not bad Reload speeds okay so there's our reload
times about 3 seconds across the board
except for the little guy I want more armor I want more armorAnd I
won't regret. I'm down with these okay level five what do
we have to do Destroy the cocoons to lure out the
DreadnoughtOkay how do we do that. I mean there's a cocoon can I blow it up no Nothing's happening to it maybe that's the
Dreadnought I think that's the Dreadnought Okay where's the Cocoon where's the Cocoon
hello hello if I were a cuck
oo where would I
be I really don't give a shit about mining gold
right now theoretically we're at the final
level dude we can actually do this guys can
we do this it's going to be kind of
heartbreaking if I die on the 4th on the
fifth level But I mean that is the game right that's
that is what you do is like usually the
first time you find the boss you die to it So you can learn it's tactics and shit Damn itI was a stupid hit to take I didn't
mean to. I didn't even see that guy. I'm not going to
take I'm not going to pick
up any flower oh okay we got an ugly Okay so yeah that's he he came out I mean we're fucking him up pretty good he's
going down quick Finally a level reload speed fire rate Yeah I feel like fire it's kind of more
important right nowThere's a cocoon. Oh shit I did not expect something to come
out of it I thought I was just popping it
fuck fuck fuck fuck Come on come on come on come on come on pop
the other one fuck fuck oh God I got a gun
come in come in New new new do
n't spit on me don'tSpit on me
don't spit on me I don't like it I don't
like it. This might not have been the play this might
not have been the play This was totally the play what are you
talking about this was great that worked out
exact that was Immaculate I'm amazing I'll
fuck fuck fuck Okay okay we got through it we got through
it let's try and dive through here let's try
and go through here let's try and get the
supply drop Or should I wait for the supply drop it
there's no way I'm going to
drop it on the
boss right like surely they plan for that Yeah let's just get the artifact ASAP Sorry next I mean do these stack I wonder
they must right Don't they wear my artifacts I don't see
artifacts artifact artifact okay Yeah okay it does show that I have two I
mean so Reload speed move speed right now but Okay so where's the other oh no Okay so we're popping the big boy we're
popping the big boy here he comes here he
comes any moment any moment maybe maybe kind
of don't want to pop him f
uck me sideways oh
fuck me fuck me fuck me Please don't fuck me please don't fuck me I
know what I said I know what I said don't
fuck God damn it fuck me okay okay we're all
right we're all right we took it we took it
let's take it let's take one hit of Health
give it to me give it to me give it to me
thank you shit okay I do not like that I do
not like that I do not like that I do not
like that Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck come on come on come
on no no no no no OkayOh God 78 damage okay don't let th
at
happen don't let oh no. We're going to have to run it we're going to
have to try come on we're not going to get
through itI wrote myself in fuck. It's not even because I wasn't good enough I
fucked up and we lost that's the worst oh
that's the worst Well we made it we made it though we've got
to him oh he's nasty nasty piece of work all
right all right all right bitch bitch 2.7 million kinetic damage Yeah that piercing dude that like wow look
at the damage output on these two piercings
the wa
y to go 100% piercing so you chase
piercing with this deep core seems to be the
way to go God if you can get piercing on
this bad boy fucking a I saw this then bear with me let me just
double check you old telephoneIt's my breath
anyway Jesus Christ. Okay some stuffSome things okay good. You guys enjoying that are enjoying the game
I hope you're enjoying the game I'm enjoying
it I'm having a lot of fun playing I don't
know if it's I don't know if it makes for a
good stream content but I'm having
fun Me just make sure we're in the right thing
then yes we are I'm going to continueSee we
got some upgrades what do we got. Life for Generation yes please don't even
have to think about it automatically taking
it need five to go to the next level all
right we'll save for that Pick up radius 4%Movement speed. Mining
speed. Reload straight damage buff great asset Okay I'm about a couple levels of thoseNow
we're going to save that. I think I'm going to save there too Mining or move mining or move
Movement wasn't really the major problem it
was mining more often than not we'll do
we'll do both we'll do both why not do both
okay that feels good All right what can we do weWhat can we do we
can do magma core now let's try it. Connect 20 red sugar reach level 25 with the
Gunner who I don't even have yet complete
the dive I mean I kind of want to beI kind of want to
beat the thing though. You know I'll bet you you're supposed to
root around thoughLet's let's give this one
a whirl. Let's give
this one a world and just see Okay collect sugar collect Nitra reach rank
six on the Scout yes sir that's all this Okay so that's bad is what that boils down
toOkay. Fire rate will just take that it's so you
feel so naked when you start over it's like
oh man oh my powers The boy feels good when you've got a fun
build going That's why I like these games cuz you never
know what you're going to get so you have to
be flexible and it challenges your ugly
little brain to come up with ways of playing
a
ll this common shit dude I'll take critical damage there's another
flower we need one more flower to hit a
bonus objective So we like that shit shit come on let me
throughDude it's too early for me to be
dying come on now. No no no that little pushback when you level
up is really nice we'll take some armor
right up the front I'm just looking around trying to see what
we got I mean there's more rock sugar I hate to
take it when I don't need it hey there's our
ooh wow All right I mean we need the
Rock Sugar I'll
take it even though we don't need the health Oh shit new weapon already cryo shotgun or
peep youStick the crowd grenade. Okay where it is says it's down here right It's kind of funny too cuz like this kind of
game like I can Mouse around and stuff and I
can play with one hand on the controller
it's great Damn common commonKind of poopy bro. Yeah we can get this gold knocked out real
quick No I am fighting for it dude I am fighting
for it Shit we are not getting good drop stuff
ri
ght nowI want the healing right now. That's why I was going up there Reload speed on the grenades that's good
we'll take that Definitely I get why you want to level up
your gun now though cuz you get those out
ooh ow fuck out Ugly ugly ugly Definitely want to upgrade the gun level so
you get the you get the what's it called
what they call it overclocks overclocks
right Quick chance we'll take the gun railroad
dammitWalked right into that idiot. Reload speed quit damage most people take
that I'm
going to try and prioritize that to
try and get something on this gun that will
help us Cold okay there's our piercing thank God
okay I think that's going to help us I think
that's going to help us a lot now we can now
we can start getting after it Nasty with the acid though that sucks Status effect move speed damage will take
that Please he's getting up at the mouthy come on
nowThere we go there we go. Move speed Damage hit points reload speed take that Cuz if nothing else maybe we can level up
those grenades too and see what what new
abilities they getTo get the fuck out of
here bro. Who mama All we got some gold we did not get any
Nitro oh mining speedIt points. Can I afford both 53Why yes I can. Can't get some flowers yes sir there's one
there's twoThree it says. There's anotherWell. One more flower. Let's go let's go Chop chop chopDamn it. Wow those have a lot more reach than I
thought they wouldThat was that that's on me
but still God damn. Bruh Oh okay so now we get new weapon p
iercer
shotgun In 1,000 Fox dude I love this thing We don't really need the Rock Sugar yetYeah
fuck those things fuck those things utterly. I hate thatWell that's not good. Who okay Reload speed on the gun on the assault rifle
or get three levels straight up on the big
boy I mean we level up the big boy we can we can
also get an overclock on that whatever that
means Okay it's behind us fuck Cuz I was probably not to play to go do that
but you know I mean whatever take reload Shit shit shit shit
shit shit can I walk
across that nope Oh my God the whole thing is covered this
sucks this sucks this sucksOkay. Oh they're chewing me up dude That came at just the right momentLet's take
that. Okay We're pretty close to getting an overclock
on the big boy I'm very curious to see what my options are
cuz I have a fuck I have no clue But I also want to get away and try and find
some some red chips and rock sugar Trying to get some health I don't remember
where there was some nearHack get lost
idio
ts. Booty booty booty booty boo boo boo boo And of course it doesn't give us the option
this time okay I'll take that one Oh I know there was some around hereThis is
it now that's Nitro. Fuck where is itBye I need the Rock Sugar
bro there's some there's some. They are everywhere Al my fungusOh this is
not good. Not good not good not good not good not good
this is going to be badOkay. Good we got a little bit of Hope now Fuck dudePlease keep shooting him please
keep shooting him. Oh fuck I got to
go back Rough dude rough I just got noita I have not
seen that I don't I don't want is this I
don't know what that is New weapon unlocked can now be found during
a dive the voltaic stun sweeper I haven't played enough Deep Rock I don't
know what that that weapon is it looks like
a boomerangCheck it out it's cool I will
have to go look at that Jake. If you if you want throw it through a like a
link to it on Steam in the Discord as a
reminder cuz I may not remember later Damn that was not as good
of a run let's go
back to the first one we can get some
upgrades though can I get more Health can I
get more health no that's all I want is that
right there Reload no don't care I can do pick up no I can increase my crit chance or I can
increase crit damageI can do both. Let's go back to level one Man how do you get the other dwarves I
wonder if they're any good I mean this guy's
good he's fine it's just it's challenging I
feel like I'm not maybe I'm not doing well Gaming hot thank you thank yo
u appreciate it
I will definitely go take a look at that
later Okay we drink nine collect 250 Nitra and
something else I saw Okay let's start with the armor that's just
more Health we're going to have for the
entire run the more armor we get early The the better off we're going to be in that
regardOkay we're also going to upgrade that
weapon. Okay It's so calm right now you know it's like oh
there's like four whole bugs and they're so
cute I've got the drop onDamn it all damage to
all damage I g
uess. Maybe we can get that Boomerang this time
maybe that thing is badass I bet you it is After this okay Oh they're making me work for it this time I hear some bullshitOh shit oh I hear a lot
of bullshit. Oh man of course. Okay gold when mining anything experience
with minding anything experience when you
take damage GoldAll we can get the new weapon. There was a boomerang that returns to you
Target's closest enemy deals electrical Let's give it a whirl maybe it's good I mean
I'm sure it is in
its own way Maybe it maybe it jives with my play style I
mean meaning the way my brain can handle
these kind of games I mean I'm sure there are other ways of
playing it but I always play these by kiting
and I try and group them up into big bundles Give me to pick up give me to pick up this
is perfect for my build break that fourth
wall brother Damn itI keep walking into dumb shit all
right let's see. ManI really want this this gun overclocked
as soon as possible. Reload speed on the Boomer yes
Gun gun gun any gun damage or reload let's
do damage on the gun That's kind of a shitty level thing but you
know if I can get that overclocked I feel
like we'll be in a good place Maybe I mean there's no guarantee I'm going
to get a good overclock of course shit fuck
fucking loot bug how dare you slow me down Sorry we're in better shape than it might
seem and we're doing fine Okay let's go get this rock sugar Dude I'm not hitting that shit oh my god
dudeYou're killing me Smalls literally. Okay g
un leveled up cold damage or increase
damage and reload cold Man I am chewed up dude okay we'll try and
get this leveled up now we got three on the
boomerang we'll try and get that to six
quickly too Come on come on oh God reload reload reload
reload reload okay good good good we made it Back to work until 3:00Welcome back peach.
We have been. We have been we have been struggling but but
doing good work cuz we're great assets Increase weapon level by two Damn itAll the reroll cost goes up okay.
Oh
armor. Armor or crit chance armorOkay let's go. Pick up 12 funguses yeah rightHouse house. Will definitely get the health let's go
let's go let's go give me give me give meGet
in my big fat hairy belly. Pick up this whatever it is These are those are whatever that is it's
used for those upgrades after the runs so
we'll definitely get that If we canOkay we got our 250 Nitra again.
Let's get. Skip this rock sugar. Well if I could figure out where it is okay
I see it nowIt's over here. God oh Go
d oh God oh God oh God oh God
please quick oh that was so nice that was so
very very choice Okay let's get that when we level up what's
our Boomerang okay reload speed on the
boomerang the boomerang should I guess it
doesn't get an overclock does it Fuck I thought it would get an overclockOoh
new weapon okay cryo. We don't have a piercing weaponBut we do
have our gun slows things. DamnLet's take that. Yeah let's take the crowd grenades just to
give a set defensive To hopefully give us a little d
efensive slow
down on the enemies Okay okay swarm let's get the fuck out of
Dodge Get the absolute fuck out of Dodge that
Boomerang does not do a lot of damage though I was really hoping for like as as funkyI
was hoping it would do more basically. Is what I'm trying to say and not saying
clearly Harpy baking stream at 100 Subs you guys I
think that'll be fun If you just if you just came in recently we
were talking about that earlier Now we're going to shoot for a harpy baking
stream whenever we
hit to 100 cumulative
Subs not ConcurrentOh shit. I don't think I'm going
to be able to get this. Okay I didI have no idea how I match the
sneak that out but it worked. Shit shit I think Peach was here for that
yeah I just figured it might be other people
who weren't you know We got we got lots of lurkersOkay. Chris
weapon level by two sure. I don't think that does anything it just
gives you the the levels and then that gets
you to an overclock So we're chasing that that level 12
overclock on th
e gun now I guess you don't
get overclock some anything but maybe that
first weapon Or maybe you just don't always get them We are not doing a lot of damage to him now
dude not much at all Delicious absolutely delicious love it 12% across the board reload yes pleaseTwo
more levels on the gun and we'll get another
overclock I think. I'm trying dude I'm trying I'm not feeling
good about this oneI am not feeling good
about this one at all. If I can get the thing that makes it shoot
at the nearest o
r the highest hit point
enemy I feel like we can do better oh man I mean look at that they're getting stronger
like every few seconds now He's going to run me to ground dude Yeah this is not going to get gas it's not
there's no way there's no way this one's
going to endI'm trying but. Yeah cuz I'm just I'm never hitting himWe're
not we don't have anything to shooting at
him you know. Like right now I am cuz I'm I have to get
near himFuck. And now he's too far away againCome on. Come
on. Oh my Go
d. OkayWe'll have to see where it comes in. Two weapon levels 15% damage will do
damageOkay. Oh man we got to run through them all right
we'll try we'll try I'm pretty low on hit
points fuck I'm really low on head points or
down we're done Maybe not maybe not Maybe not maybe not Yeah just not a good run on that one not a
good run Yeah whateverWhat are you guys think one
more run do one more try. And then switch to last epic Or switch the last epic either way I'm going
to peepo pissed before last
epic but we can
either do one more run or we can just switch
over if you guys are if you guys are have
seen enough of this I'm enjoying the game
though I'm enjoying this a lot this is fun I
could definitely play this for a hot minute
like I could I could just go full autism on
this and just You know what I mean just go quietNoita
Narnia. Is it a Narnia gameNot the biggest fan of
Narnia actually didn't like it when I read
it two propaganda eat to me. I'm going to do one more run I'm going to do
one more run down for anything Roger that
I'm going to do one moreBetter nitrous
scanner okay. No it's not okay goodNarnia was never my
jam. And I got that even as a kid saying that
same we had to we had to read it and
thenTalk about it in class and it was like. Yeah it was it was a bit indoctony I guess
is is how it felt I didn't you know I was I
was a questioner as a kid so it was not a
good thing All right more life regen I'm going to do
thatIncrease Max hit points I'm going to do
that. That'
s good. All right we're going to get this bitch
we're going to get this bitchOkay. Yes sir yes sir Returning time for sandwiches and beers I
mean isn't that valid for everybody at all
timesCritical chance yes sir. Question everything generally generally I
agree with thatIt's good it's good overall
advice you know. Obviously you got to be sensible about it
you knowDon't question your spouse's
Fidelity every morning. You know I love you do you you knowBut.
Yeah. Anything anything that's important
should be
able to withstand some scrutiny damn three
levels It doesn't give us anything but three levels
is nice that'll that'll bump us up to that
overclock more quickly What's this shit more kite rightSo it looks
like. Yeah it is more kind okay. Why why is it taking him so long to mind
that dude that took way too long to mine OkayThe drop behind me of course. He's mine
and super slow it feels like. 25% fire rate yes sir all right we're about
to get our first overclock I think Ah shitHate that
hate that a lot. Nitra gold slower let's do this try and be
defensive we're going to try and So far this run isn't feeling good yet but
okay now it's about to feel better Damn I want the grenade I want the grenade Come on come on come on come on come on come
on mine quick mine quick mine quick good man
good man all that's fucking go Lots fucking go that's what we needed that's
what we needed right there Okay same thing we're going to still try and
get that gun to upgrade Come on brother grenade
right in the middle
of them right in the middle of them do it do
it Okay can we get the fuck we still can't get
it mining speedGive ourselves the ability
to. Mine quickly to hopefully survive Okay come on let me upgrade my gun let me
upgrade my damn it oh I'm never going to get
my movement Damn I should not have done that that was
that was a really aggressiveSo was that
let's just go ahead and get these. Fucked up we'll get them early Yeah finally okay reload speed and what do
we got yes bitch p
iercing troll dude but Fuck Happy don't even I see you I see you don't
stare at meNasty nasty little woman you need
to prove it. All right so we got piercing shots they're
not going to Target the biggest enemy
hopefully we can get that later There we go that's what I wanted was that
magnetI'll take reload on everybody. Pick up radius abso fucking lately that will
help us level up more quickly going forward Okay good good all right good Now let's try and get this bitch down before
they get too ug
ly Almost down Good got him Fire rate yes sir yes sir give me a loop bug
give me a loop bug give me a loot bug give
me loot bug Give me the house give me the house give me
the help let's get topped upLet's go let's
go. Okay we're pretty much at Full House will
take that it's just clear these little
idiots out Not without me it's not not without me bitch Yeah we don't have enough for any of that
fuckWhile any of these I mean. I guess technically we can get this one
reload screenSo my favorite it'
s not sexy
but. I'll take it it gets me closer to to the
next Dover clock so All right we need six flowers2,000 gold. 50% move speed okay we can shoot for that So many little fuck I didn't even realize
that I was going to hit me Yeah we'll get thisOn the flower love it. There's a flower shoot that little idiot in
the faceGet this delicious gold. Oh take a hit for no good reason Yes sir It's going to be a minute till we get it get
the next stop and walk I was hoping we'd hit
it pretty quickly and
this run but are in
this this level layer whatever it's called I don't have a whole lot of Hope for it to
get hit hereWell this this will be easy
though. It's literally like hit two rocks NahOkay get asked get cold get Nitra. It's take Nitro we don't have a lot of
thatFuck. Move speed reload speedIt's fast as fuck
boy. Oh that cost me so much of my health That was so not to playOkay new weapon new
weapon new weapon. Targets near standing me shotgun Fort let's
do the four directionsShit. Trying
to group these little idiots up a bit
all right what else we got what are we at
we're at 9:00Now we're at 10:00. We got to get the next overlock
overclockDamn it. Complete failure. Total cabbage modeActual bok choy gamer. I want those hit points bro Trying to get it we're close we're close
we're real close to the another level Okay come on give me a give me a weapon one
fuck yes Thank God okay what do we got increase
damage Target with the highest HP let's go
dude So we got that highest HP one n
ow ow just
scratched my arm and there was a thing on it
and now there's not a thing and it was an
ingrown hair and that sucks All rightSo now we target the highest enemy
and we have piercing rounds. And that should really benefit this kind of
kiting style that I like to do Yeah he's going down pretty quick thank God
all right now I can kind of focus on on
doing other shit Hell yes Or I can just walk into enemies you know cuz
reasonsFucking idiot. Give yourself the grace that you give other
peopl
e laments practice what you preach be
kind No fuck youI'm into being kind I love being
kind just not to myself. I hate myself Oh not good not good not good okay we got
out of that very nice thank you Crow grenade
that was beautifully timed Okay he's about to go downOh shit this is. Not really a good spotA good spot. That's a lot actually had to leave behind God damn fuckBass ass mother fucker. Or 12% move speed braBra. YepAnd yep. Max hit points YahooI'm pretty happy with
all of that. Okay we go
t to get hit points we got to get
hit points right fucking now That was for being mean to one of my
favorite people I wouldn't mean to harpy Well I'm always mean to Harpy I mean it's be
honest she's my property though I'm allowed
to be mean to her Let's go let's go yeah yeah I know what you
mean you sure you you just you just chill
with that you just chill with that You cut that talk out sirI will enforce a
time out. I am chattel you are Channel quit shot Do we get another or do we get another t
hing
thingy Okay so there's two there's obviously spot
there for another Overclock at least one more so clearly we
can get another overclock Upgrade your weapon to level 12 to unlock
over clocks okay so you have to get it to 12
before you can overclock it at all And then it overclocks every ax okay so we
got to work on the grenade in the other okay
okay Okay got it I turned into fucking what's his
name Joe Pesci and delete the weapon what's
that guy's name Leo his name is Leo And I in Lethal Let
hal Weapon almost at least whole company
Joe Pesci's character in Lethal Weapon in
the movies was named Leo and I turned into
him for a minute printer ink isn't like
toxic on your skin right no It'll stain the shit out of it but it's
non-toxic I wouldn't advise consuming it but yeah it's
not going to hurt you like that But it will stand the fuck out of you
peroxide will often get it off but you know
a little hydrogen peroxide but it also you
know like that can't hurt your skin if you
leave it on
there so don't do that I think fire rate of all projectiles I mean
yeah it's two weapons at least right Let's do that oh like why why I didn't have Damn okay okayOh that's not good that's not
good I'm kind of in a bad position right
now. Okay it's it's better this is now better if
I can pop these idiots it's going to be
really good Or not come on I'm trying to get those guys
right thereThat sucks. Fine fineY'all be like that idiots. Come on
come on. I can't even get to it dude I'm tryingI had.
I must have taken two hits I had more Health
than 28 I think I mean I don't know maybe I
didn't butOh you unlock the Gunner. OkayCool. And the plus side. I fixed my printer issue cool very good I
hating jet printers I hate them passionately Passionately but but sometimes they are just
the better option for a lot of times why
especially if you're doing color Yeah that was not a very great run was it
but we did unlock the Gunner so that part's
goodDamn. Probably is time to take a take a rest from
this one cuz I'm going to I'm going to I'm
going to I'm going to Get to the point where I get frustrated in
runs rather than havingRather than having
fun with them you know. Okay when we got here Maxim no no I want
life regen if anything there pick up radius
or X Move speed or mining speed And then damage or reload I'll fucking
damage damage all the way Oops that was easy and now MoonWon't pick up
radius. But on the other hand I got people pissed and then we'll figure
out if we're going to switc
h games to last
epic or if we're going to stay with deep
rock Galactic but I'm a people piss I'll be
right back Cogitate upon itAnd let me know. In the chat
whether you want more Deep Rock Survivor. Or you want to seeLast epic which is. Going to be releasing version 1.0 shortly
imminently like in I think fuck few days
probably I think it's coming like either an
early March or even in late February it's
like real soon so I'll be right back and
we'll discuss God did not need to happen wow there's
one
of those where you get up and you're likeI'm
a piss and you realize. The situation had gotten dire without me
knowing wow Hello from home hello hello welcome back
Emmy for absolutely no reason whatsoever
does your stream and phone cam mirror the
image You know that's a good question probably yes
I'll put it to you this way This is my left side and I have like this
mole okay this is fucking weird you guys
have you ever had this happen I've had a big
old mole on the side of my nose which you
c
an see there right And you guys are probably noticedI've had a
big mole there on the side of my house since
I was a child it's always been there. The bump is there but the mall is goneLike
it's gone it's not there anymore there's no
skin discoloration it's just regular skin
now. I didn't know they could do that I did not
know they could do that that was interesting
to me but so this is my right hand So yes on stream and OBS what I'm seeing
that's on the left side of me so I'm I'm
weird but I'm n
ot married you know what I
mean cuz like looking at a person when they
hold up their if you're standing in front of
somebody and they hold up And they hold up their right hand it's going
to be on the left side of you so I'm not
mirrored right now you know Have you seen a dermatologist for that no If it was going to kill me I would have died
47 years ago I've literally have it since
it's the day I was born I was born with that
bump and animal on it when I was born Moles are not supposed to change
color yeah
usually they don't It's a little scary at that moles always
look the same it does I mean it's still got
the mold texture and everything I think it's
just a blood flow issue today like I'm just
for whatever reason or the light but I
thought it was kind of funny it's like wow
look at that that's crazy But now they they do especially as you get
older like you get new ones and stuff like
the one in my eyebrow this is definitely
gotten bigger over the years but it's like
over 15 years you
know it's not like it's
going off it's when they behave quickly and
unexpected ways is when you get worried not
if they change over a period of a long time
like that doesn't really that's normal and
then there's a difference between like Yeah the normal like age spotting and shit
you get as you get older and you know it
gets complicated so anyway no it's nothing
I'm concerned about at all Not in the least here's my neat fun fact Ayo
I Googled it and you have mole cancer true I mean that is exac
tly what I mean
everything's cancer according to the fucking
Google right at you you have nose cancer Don't worry I'm going to It sounded new and quick when you were
talking about it no no no I'm just saying
it's it's funny that it's like the colors
faded away from it in appearance but it's
still there like it's still you know like it
says it's a little fucking hair sticking out
of it that I have to pluck every now and
then Fucking hurts when I do cuz it's a mole and
any of you with moles you al
l have them
right but like I may remember when I first
saw the one in my eyebrow I freaked out it's
like Jesus Christ what is that it's God damn
turbo cancer I'm going to die so I went back
and I started looking through pictures I was
like oh it's been there for years I just
never knew it was one day I shaved cuz my
eyebrows toughed up you know I get the I get
the the fucking demon horn eyebrows right
here they turn up right here really bad and
so I nick him when they do that and so I had
nicked
them and I nicked it a little short
and I saw that mole there you know how often
do you like pull your eyebrow apart and look
at underneath the hair you know like not
very often right probably so when I did that
and saw that one like five or seven years
ago or so I was like holy fuck and I went
back and no it'd been there for like five or
six years before I ever even saw it and Herpes eyebrow mole was in it was it was it
was it was impressive it was impressive it's
long gone now you can see it
in old pictures
of her but she had a very big moment like I
mean it it stuck down And it it started getting angry and bigger
so she went to the surgeon he's like tell
you what hold on And just gouged it out right then and there And she was like oh cool herpes really good
at growing things so on that note Deepak SurvivorLast epic what are you guys
feeling. Dot dot smashy smashy. New game same game we've been playing I have a thigh birthmark birthmark that's
moved As I Grew it was needed it starte
d on
my butt as a newborn okay that's funny I had
one as a newborn on my side and it's in the
same spot it's always been it's a little
like a little shifted just because I'm
bulbous and around now But it's in the same basic spot on my body
that it always was It's fainter probably like it was darker
when I was a little kid And probably by the time I was in my
twenties it was mostly invisible and it's
still mostly invisible I have one under my ear Valid valid I've got them all over I don't
have I
only have the one birthmark I have
moles I have a pretty fair number of moles I mean these days I have more you can't
really see it but Yeah like I have age spotting like that's
just age spotting Liver spots from cirrhosis you knowBut like
yeah that one I don't think you can see it
or. Yeah those guys have always been there
they've been there since I lived in SoCal
they're they're sunspots I got them from
just you know being a kid in the fucking
'80s and not wearing sunscreen cuz you
didn't wear
sunscreen back then especially
if if your folks didn't buy stuff for Folks didn't buy stuff for you and you had
to buy it yourself you know it was like well
I can buy myself food Or I can buy myself sunscreen I bought food
so or shoes What do you want to do I don't know what I
want to do that's that's always my issue I'm
good with either I'll continue with this
since nobody has a strong opinion and we're
already in it you know We could play the GunnerI mean I'm enjoying
the Scout I want to cont
inue with the scout. Push him forward I'm Addicted To Hell
divingTimberborn. We do need to play more
timber-born for sure. Yeah I got it I got to learn more about
helldiver I know it's it's running right
right now like a lot of people are really
really playing it And holy fuck hold up hold up hold up hold
up what was all that oh I know what that was
Harpy your microphone just shipped Right yeah I was Amazon okay I see it I see
it charging like wait a minute I didn't buy
anything that cost like 2
00 $300 Yeah I did your microphone shipped RP Is it the full package the full package
right now what the microphone I'm Addicted To Hell diving yeah I got to
learn more about hell diving I got to figure
out like what what that game even is about I
kind of have an impression but I'm willing
to bet you my impression is wrong Impression meaning like what style of game
it is and stuff you know I thought it was
like maybeHow divers too is the whole
package very name. Yeah I got to look into it at som
e point see
cuz a few people have recommended I try it
out Whose opinions I trust hell diving just
reminds me of how much I loved Hellgate
London Boy she had potential didn't she she really
did it was fun it had the makings of a great
game it just never got there And then they they ran out of money and
fucked it and and yeah So it's really proof that like you know
Diablo 2 was just lightning in a bottle like
you they couldn't recreate the magic even
with the same team You know and and they came
so close though
they came so close four player co-op
Starship Troopers that sounds about right so
I thought it was it had like a PVE survival
you know open world survival element to it
and then like mixed with tarkov is is kind
of how I thought it was but Okay so we can just straight up get three
levels of 50 hit points yes sir Yeah we'll take that we will absolutely take
a phone call to hit points boyWe'll also
take this more kite get that bonus
objective. For the love of God come on come on co
me on
come on come on come on come on oh my god
look how long it takes to mine it I feel like they've changed that bro like
since we've been liveOkay. Kick me giggle because there's a Starship
Troopers game tooSo I saw Starship Troopers
back in the day. And all my friends were like oh my God this
is the most amazing Amazing movie it's so great andAnd I saw it
and I was just like. Yawn through the whole fucking thing And at the end I was trying to explain them
like I don't know I just it it was b
oring it
it just didn't pull me in it was you know
just kind of dumb And like it's satire landed you don't
understand obviously I'm like well no shit
it's satire Like that's fucking obvious you know but it
doesn't have in its satire that says Nazis bad Why do you need satire to tell you that well
I mean these days you fucking do don't you
but Yeah it's just it didn't I thought it was
shitty funny it definitely had funny it
definitely had like there was good humor in
it for sure hundred percent y
ou know it's
not it's not a movie that's like without
redeeming qualities I don't think but I
guess what I'm getting at is not so much
shitting on the movie as shitting on the
people I saw it with who were like they
thought it was like this big fucking
Revelation and they painted it up is just
like incredible Brand new insightful social commentary and
insightful social commentary was big
Corporation bad Nazi bad Blind blind obedience bad haha Okay hello it's the 1990s we all fucking
know thatFuc
king know that you know it
wasn't. I like the concept more than the movie The The it was just I don't know it just it
didn't land because the movie was just it
was just too heavy-handed I think with it if
it had been just a little more subtle or
gone a little farther to like straight up
camp cheese cuz it was pretty campy I mean
it's pretty fucking campy is my memory but
you know at the same time I've only seen it
the one time back when it came out so maybe
I should watch it again cuz I also cou
ldn't
make it through Galaxy Quest the first time
without really rolling my eyes pretty hard
and the second time I watch Galaxy Quest it
landed a little bit better I still have a
real problem with it cuz I fucking hate him
Allen bad like I've always hated him out on
I hate him more these days but I I hated him
even when he was at the peak of his
popularity I found him deeply fucking on
funny because I just don'tI think you just don't like
satire. And I would very very strongly disagree I
like sa
tire quite a bit But I generally probably prefer satire to me
has to be subtle For it to be good you know otherwise it's
just obvious you know and it's like well
then why are you satirizing if you're just
if you're being like blatant with it you
know that's not good satire to me you know
but But I know I'm very much in the minority
with a lot of my opinions about stuff like
that it's like humor you know right like
when when humor I think we're talking about
this before cuz I see it said like she
wanted to do like how you laugh you lose
right with us and and I'm totally down to do
I think that'd be fun and my only concern
was and is You got to find stuff that's funny to watch
right And so like like Alex and and we'll be do
high you laugh you lose and my problem is
like a lot of what they watch to me And this is again no slam on them they're
watching compilation vids you know and
they're they're 50% funny and they're 50%
not literally I'm not I'm making up numbers
there but A fair amount
of what's funny in them are
people or animals getting hurt or people
being annoying to each other or being
annoying to animals And I don't findAnnoyance or. Suffering I guess is how I'll turn it funny
at all in any way ever like there's just you
know I don't think guys getting hit in the
dick with a bat is funny or ball or or cat
running into a glass door At all I find no humor in that you know and
call me a stick in the mudBut. I just I don't jam with that at all and if
somebody's just being a
nnoying you know like
the Like the video of the of the lady you know
rooting around like a pig and then go on
ain't nothing but a hound dog and doing all
that shit and like on the beach and charging
people Not funny at all to me not even a little bit
just just fucking annoying straight up just
annoying inherently unfunny because it's
only redeeming quality is that it's
obnoxious and annoying you know To be honest that's how I feel about cringe
you drink yeah precisely that's that's
bleeding in k
ind of more to what I'm saying
here yeah It's just people living true to themselves
how is that cringe yeah well in a lot of the
cringe stuff it's like they have to put in
the little disclaimer like hey we put in
some stuff that's wholesome to Shake It Up It's like but you know what if it's like if
you got some some you know Homely motherfucker up there lip syncing
badly to his audience at three You know I mean I guarantee you if I stood
up and just walked out of the room I'd be on
fucking cring
ey lose you know like this fat
guy streaming to six people or whatever you
know I don't care I'm living I'm living I'm
doing my thing I ain't hurting nobody SoThat that that's in there too but. That therein lies my rub therein lies my rub
with like the Laugh You Lose cring Jewelers
I love laughing with it I love you know it
can be fun and a little bit of cringe is fun
a little bit a little bit boy I get
saturated on cringe real quick though Because at the same time like cringe is fine
like a lot
of the cringe content you know
like going off of what you're saying there When it's somebody doing that like in their
homeYou know like in front of the mirror or
just recording. Live your best fucking life be as be as
cringey as you want to be When they go out into public and they're
doing it and disrupting other people to do
it and shit then it's like okay now it's not
so much cringe it's fucking obnoxious you
know I cringe it the things that are cringy
cringy skits I don't cringe people livin
g
yeah yeah Living yeah yeah I'm down with that I can I
can definitely agree with that So there's a fine line in it you know and
it's like that's the part that makes me
nervous cuz you know I think I think I've
said like I'm a stick in the mud you know
like I'm I'm a fucking old guy I'm not you
know like I try to be I try to be you know
reasonably Open-minded about stuff but at the same time
I do have what I think is funny I do have
what I find enjoyable and things I don't
find enjoyable and thi
ngs I don't find funny
and things that I think are obnoxious you
know there's music I really like and and
some of it's really new and there's music I
really fucking hate and some of it's new you
get the idea like everybody And I don't knowI'm not a fun guy. By and
large. And I don't know how good at how you laugh
you lose for example I would be because I
worry that even if I'm smoking weed I'm just
going to end up sitting there HuhThat's okay. You know what I mean and that that would
like that w
ould end up in the cringe
compilation you know the guy doesn't how you
laugh you lose girl next to him absolutely
dying dude doesn't laugh you know like you
get the idea you get the idea what happened
should we take what do we take Auntie I'm 1000I want the m1000 will do
that. So yeah so yeah there we go. But you got to get out of your shell so I'm
certainly game to give it a whirl And I mean who wouldn't do who wouldn't do
either of those things with icy Jesus Christ
you want to talk about like
ultimate fun I see Goblin Queen energy will make anything
enjoyableIn my opinion maybe I'm biased cuz
we're friends but. I don't think I'm biased Okay this is going to be tough this one's
going to be tougher Okay maybe it wasn't tough maybe it was
really fucking easy actually cuz we just
popped all of them like grapes Okay what do we got reload speed to
everything or increase let's try and level
up all guns that aren't the main gun AndYeah sure. Try and level up all guns that aren't the
main gu
n reload speed or damage I'll take
damage I guess why not fuck it Now that we got the sugar thing let's go
ahead and my knees and get some extra hit
points Just take a hit so I can get the health you
know Okay fire rate very good damage or reload
damage thank you we're going to keep trying
to level that that sniper gun up so we can
get it to 12:00 I guess what it boils down to like with the
cringe you know you lose and stuff like that
I try pretty hard to be unjudgmental
non-judgmental Cuz It's
just part of how I I try to be you know
like I certainly was a judgmental asshole
like I think pretty much everybody is for
special when they're younger You know like kids especially right like
kids are very judgmental it's part of what
makes them you know talk the way they do and
and this and that and there's no malice to
it but Kids are pretty judgmental right they're
always judgingI tried really hard not to be
judgmental. I don't always succeed of course I'm not
that good of a person And and
that's what I hear death I hear
death Miss Raven This raven thank you for the raid welcome in
hello hello hello welcome and welcome in
Raiders welcome Fuck and it's it's 2:00 I would totally Take
You Higher I would totally Take You Higher
it's right here I would do it I would do it
but it's 2:00 guys it's 2:00 I got to I got
to I got to keep it level for Harpy but you
know you know you know I will how about how
about I take you higher on Saturday I will
take you hard there you go Bobby's got us
Bobby's got us covered spark up spark up
I'll take all sip I'll sip if I want to go
driving Well thank you very much for thatThank you
very much for that raid Ms Raven it's
wonderful to see you here how was your
stream what did you guys get up to. I must know I must know also ignored monster
welcome in I fucking love your pfp That is a great profile picAlso Amy your new
one. I'm here I can get her very good very good
very good I love you all I love you all at
least you guys taking good care of m
e I'm looking forward to that I do want to
hear about your stream Raven I absolutely do
want to hear about your stream I got to go I
got to go I got to go check your streams out
too Park of the Viking hello hello welcome in
welcome in Oh do you look at those I fucking love them
I love them Ignore one Demetrius ignore one Saphira I'll
do those are great those are so cleanly done
stream is great I was building a mini
magical Emporium That was it as not you Ms Raven that was it
as but a what yeah e
xactly I was literally
about to say Amy is going to Amy is going to
go to that 100%, this sounds interesting
kind of game but Yeah do teleport to tell moreI'll continue
to play I want to hear more. Okay we got it oh shit we got to go we got
to go we got to go come on come and come
come on Really don't have time to get the Nitro okay
well well maybe we can get a little
experience I'll fuck Shit shit shit shit oh God that one got me
tooI'm working on it do it I'm working on
it. You'll post a pictu
re sweetThank you okay
what have we got. We've been we've been goofing off it for
those of you new here a couple of you new
new folks here I'm big lanterns I'm old I have old sour opinions But I try to be nice and and we play games
often old games that I that I'm that I
haven't played and and we talk and that's it
we try and just chill and try to keep it
low-key today we're doing there's a channel
called the gaming Hut if it's a game thing
gaming that's great if it's something like
you actually
built or or anything like that
or that you were working on like like a more
physical thing that you did or if it's like
a game thing you did the trophy Hall is
where like the trophy is where you show off
things you did you know what I mean like hey
I made these muffins or I cross stitched
this or Here's my new high score you know but the
gaming Hut's about like discussing games and
showing off games so whichever we're not
really to I am not picky in my Discord it's a quiet
little Discord and I I
'll be honest I don't
really care too much if if stuff goes in the
quote wrong Channel cuz if you're posting on
the Discord you're already doing great Oh you and I will be friends I'm also all
day in this old manLot of gray in that
thing. So happy and I are are the resident Twitch Mom and Dad's to to a fair variety of
people at this point we we've collected a
few ducklings shall we say 84 gold15% across the board damage upgrade. I like that I like that a lot also I like
this a lot because I get
this one more level Throw up to six on that let's go ahead and
take the Epic upgrade I want some Mexican too cuz we're still real
early on assemble Mom and Dad assemble yep
yep yep yep Oh God I forgot about that wubby turkey
every time I see the wubby ducky I know it's
a little ducky and it's a wing It's not what I see it's not what I
seeGrandpa's got a filthy mind Grandpa's got
a filthy mind. All right let's continue on here let's
continue on Can we talk about this we talk about that
you know I
'm always open to offer my poor
thoughts natala thank you for the thank you
for the follow Also a great name got a lot of people with
great names in there too I just got to
sayFar better than mine Big Planets. What does it even mean doesn't mean anything
it's my last name well my last name's land
is butTo get that health. Will you talk about book stuff too
occasionally but not so much recently I've
been I've been keeping pretty mom on that
cuz it hasn't been a whole lot to share but
hopefully so
on Park thank you for the follow Thank you very muchThank you very much for
the follow. Oh not good not good not good not good oh
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck okay this
is This is really not good we're getting okay
yep yep yep we're going to go around like
this we're going to go around like this
we're going to hit the gold from this side Okay that's good that's good let's go go go
get out get out get out get out get outThat
worked I can't believe that worked. I like the I like that that's
a good combo
there welcome man Damn we can't upgrade either the weapons we
care about Let's go ahead and take the regular gun cuz
we do still want that to upgrade Come On Come On Pop Pop you big ugly zits
damn it I was really hoping we can pop some
of those big guys Just thought through right there and see if
we can get some of this good Stuff beautifully actually totally as I
planned it I am I'm very hard yes 240 max out now we're
shooting for the 300 Max Health we're all
going to shoot for lev
el 12 on the on the
sniper Weapon number three okay we've got weapon
number three I'm feeling that one I'm feeling the quad
shooter it was doing good work for us before The boomerang felt like kind of a mess maybe
it's better if you get different
upgradesOkay okay. Where's our thingy where's our supply drop
let's get this Nitro and I'm all over the
place I'm I'm sorry It is wild to be able to play a game like
this with the controller in one hand and I'm
using my mouse in the other so I can still
like look at you know click on stuff or look
over it stream that's crazy to me Okay we'll take even though it's not as good
an upgrade we'll take that one Five more oh shit this is going to be tough
God it's at the bottom run This is brutal this one's going to hurt Yeah and we got gold dude Kind of loop around here trying to gather
them up a bitCome on come on gather up my
ugly shit. Okay pop this guy come on come on pop pop
you big bastard Fuck okay good made it through all right I
think we ca
n get it from here Now we get mining speed damn it bro And now they're all dead well God damn it Okay what do we get what do we get red sugar
artifact will do the artifact Okay let's try and sneak around Dodge the
praetorian Move speed that will be helpfulOkay. Damn oh
we're just getting hosed on the pics today. Getting majorly host on these All right we need six more Market let's see
if we can find it while we're roaming just
keep nibbling on this dude It's got to be around here somewhereOr not
. Oh my God where is this stuffI run into this
problem in an actual Deep Rock like I've I
haven't. So many times I've scoured the level and
gone back and forth 30 times and I just
can't find the secondary resources Which is I'm sure a player issue not a game
issue but Okay that was close okay all right we're
good we're good we're great we're great
assets we got this we got this come on die
die die fuck yes fuck yes never doubted it
never doubted it Oh man we'll take that oneOh it's going to
be a
little tougher try and get through
here. Okay good deal good dealsCan I get back to
that house I cannot damn. No but I can lose out for no good reason Wait great asset great greatThat's a great
great asset. Yeah we'll probably be. Maybe I got to talk to herpe but there's a
fair to Middle chance that we'll play some
more on icystream tonight Which I believe she's going to probably go
live around 6:00 a.m. 6:00 p.m. Pacific time
and then heartbeat and I will probably join
after we done with dinne
r so like 7:00 7:30 Increase all damage I mean I like that I
like that I like that a lot I like run speed
a lot Increase all kinetic damage that's literally
every type of damage we have Reroll let's reroll see what else we can
getOkay. All right that'll take us to level
six I'll take that. Toward the enemy with the highest
absolutelyOh yeah we'll take we'll take some
hit points too we need 40 more hit points
we'll take some armor. I'm happy with that I'm happy with that All right let's try and g
et some of this
gold right now just go go we'll get all this
gold that we can Yeah we're going to get 40 more hit points
you can get 40 more hit points we get that
achievement which I don't know if maybe it's
not hard to do but it seems like it's not
easy So farOut. Okay. Damage reload speed reload speed Come on man I want to level up my sniper gun
bro get this more kite WowGod he's still going. I mean we're going
to get all of it from that one vein damn
near. 18 yeah I forgot 18 for that one va
nShit.
Not in the best position for that. We got thisAnd the best part is that gives
me a little bit of extra health. Look at them look at themI mean I got to
touch it I got to touch it. Where's the LZ please there it is it's right
nearby we got this we got this we got this
is almost nothing here This weekend it down I would get the
Marquette love that for us love that a lot Okay I'm just knocked out very good just
like you want one come on come on come on
there's two let's go Let's go there's t
hat there's thatEveryone
everyone come on join and join and join in
let's dance let's go. Sure we'll take more pillsWhen in doubt Papa
pill. Oh man that was way closer than I like it
I'm going to go through here Okay let's cut them aroundDamn. I was hoping I could pop a little dude loose
there Getting all this we're getting close what
are we ate now we're at 9:00 Now we're at 10:00Pretty soon we're going to
have that rifle fully upgraded oh shit oh
shit shit shit. Okay that worked out we can't d
o that again Ooh new weapon let's go Kyle grenade 100%
crowd grenade nowThere is no other option. For meOh that was so satisfying dude that I
love that I love that so. That's all I have to say to that yes sir yes
sir Okay we're getting there we're actually
getting to where this is starting to feel
like a really Nice playthrough I think we have potential Especially if I can just get one more level
on that no two more levels on that
sniperOkay we'll take the hit points. He's totally saying pissOh
my God you're
killing me bro you're killing me. There's a lot of expert down here to pick up
though so I might be able to get We'll take the grenade damageThat's one
problem with having extra weapons though is. You may not get the upgrade you're looking
for oh there we go one more to go one more
to go Okay No more time to wait no more time to wait
let's go let's go let's go damnDamn. I want
Next Level Next Level we'll get it next
level. Oh bro you're killing me dude you're killing
meAll right. W
hen when you're constantly pushing me
forward give me time you've got to give me
time Okay we don't have enough Nitro to do
anything good let's roll I I can't I can't pass that up I'm hoping for anything that that works on
the on the sniper I don't think we can
reroll again 10% mining speed 10% straight damage increaseI don't feel
like damage is really a problem yet. I think it's going to beBut mining speed is
always a problem and now we've got 25%
mining speed at least. RightMinus 33% mining sp
eed okay so that
seems pretty good. While we're about to find out we're about to
find out oh shit free gold love that And free Nitro love that too or not cells
okay Let's get this more kite real quick
hopefully Yeah we should be able to get all this
before anything gets too close to us yeah
33% helps right here boy does it Get this thing big green rock What I thought I got out of the way of that
get this more kite that'll finish up our
more kite sub goal Done yay Okay now we're just fishing for
that level
on the sniper gun on the big gun the m1000 Okay we do not want to be up here there's no
Escape Route we're in a bad position We're in a very bad position we're in the
upper corner of the map quote unquoteLet's
get out of here let's go through there we
go. Like it doesn't already feel that way man it
really do it really do oh shit shit shit
shit He's so mouthy How Please give me the step yes bitch sniper all
right let's go let's go That unlocks for future runs now will be
able to get O
verclock some sniper on the M1 on the
m1000Okay okay. Good yeah that's what it's all about it's
all about doing the challenges not
necessarily oh my God we just did a swarm
bro cheese at time ah fuck I wish I had Cheez-ItsCheese it's a real
life power-ups. No joke. Oh yeah he goes pretty quick through the
rock fuck oh no Okay all right we can do this we can do this
we can do this go Jesus Christ bitch JesusI'm trying dude I'm trying we had to go
the other way. The other way fuck. Oh not good not
good not good not good not
good not good not good Naka Naka naked So not good so not good so good so goodCome
on come on come on pop them pop them all.
Please pop them all. That was a well-timed DodgeOkay we need
health. Okay increase all projectiles will take that And we'll take a little yeah we're going to
we're going to start leveling up this gun
too Okay that's all we can push there that's all
we can doGod there's so much stuff dude. Luck absolutely like luck and sugar yes
we'll take the fl
ux belts Yeah we can love that up Oh my God we need two more health and we hit
300 we can do that we can do that we can do
that All kinetic mining will take all kineticYeah
we're at the point where we do need mining
or damage. Oh shit shit okay that could have gone
really bad and it didn't and I'm really
grateful for that 30% pickup That part did go bad that's okay that's okay
that's okay That's all right great assets were really
great assets stay away from the tiki claws
nobody wants to nobody
wants to get 10% across or 18% across the board reload
yes sir My God there's so much my kingdom for a
magnet right now I'm looking for any any
health on the map I don't think there's any up here Increase your gun level by two yes sir Okay no it won't it will not No sir unlike Papa Lana is this dwarf as
quick as fuck boy Well there we go we have speed and Hope's
most beautiful Okay we got enough time to read through this
real quick Okay I'll projectiles will take this one and
pray that we get up
there if we did Okay we got to get two more healthAll right. I'm stressingReload speed on the grenade
like that. What are we what are we highest with all
right the gun the gun needs a level if we
can do it and we can DoneChange the damage type to electrical or. Just straight up make it faster and more
powerfulI don't feel like electrical is
going to really help us much. Unless it doesLet's try it. Okay so the other two yeah we can we can
upgrade them but I mean we'll take that one Well rerollEx
tra mining I like that. We'll do it we'll just take that all
rightAll right. Level five here we go. Oh my God he mine's so quick bro Yowza okay let's shred this cocoon get it
out there immediately All right there's our achievement for 300
healthOh shit well. Two more cocoons okay. He can almost walk through that rock Okay that's all the cocoons That was my goal was to get the cocoons down
so I'm not fighting a bunch of these bugs
all at once and I can hopefully maybe just
worry about that the ma
in asshole you know OkaySo we can level up the main gun more. Let's let's do push the game down a little
bitI don't know that we can get it to 18 but
if we can it's it's only going to help us. Okay take a quick tunnel through hereOur
health is good I'm not going to hit that
Health yet. Okay big boys about to go down hereOkay he's
down. I think that's all the cocoons I think we're
justOh we got a magnet up above. All right we're going to leave the magnet
we're going to we're going to hold on that
for a minute Damn I kind of want to wait on this to try
and hit the Dreadnaught with it So that everybody get in you knowOkay now
we'll hit it now we'll hit it. Come on come
on. Can I explain you take damageSure. Fuck it's way too much goo flying aroundAll
right let's let's kind of. Give that a little room Shit shit shit shit Let's take that right now get whatever
levels we can whole all right 10 Max hit
points Reload speed reload speed okay fuck it Mama mama nope not what we want we want
Hells
we want to sell sells Shit shit shit shit shit Okay so he can destroy rocks that's good to
know Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck don't charge
me okay good we're good we're good we're
good Okay we're good we're good we're doing good
we're great assets or great fucking assets
come on you guys we're going to do this give
me give me your love give me shit give me a
love give me your support I need all of it I
need all of it I want to beat this guy I
really want to beat this guy We're great assets we g
ot this we can do
this we can do this That was a lighter hit we're okay we're okay
what's he down to he said half I'm at 2:30 Happy work getting there Oh shit okay I can pause it I can pause it I
can pause it I got to not lose track of what
I'm doing not lose track of what I'm doing
caters for good luck I got you Tina I got
you we got this Okay cat ears are on We got this we got this this motherfuckers
going down House house Not good but that's okay they're worse
things that could happen right n
ow ShitOkay we're in a bad position we're
really badly positioned now. Really badly
positioned now. We're not going to get him we're not going
to get himHome. I'm going to blame that one onNobody. God
damn it oh God damn it that was so close. Still though now we get over clocks I feel
like next time we're going to get him we're
going to get him next timeThe BLT ration
pack what is that do. It was so close bro I could taste it it was
so closeFuck. I knew I screwed up as soon as I saw that
corner
of the map I knew I fucked up I wrote
myself in I shouldn't have I had a good root
going I should have stuck to it new class
Recon Okay we unlocked a bunch of shit actually so
that's good God damn yeah we did 3.2 million damage And our big one was them 1000 man it's like
you that That piercing is where it's at piercing is
100% to play The Crow grenade didn't do bad for being
level threeAll right well I mean I know what
I said but I know what I said. Okay we can't pick up more RegenWe can pick
up
more health. And get more pickup I like
that I like that a lot. LuckMove speeds good mining speeds good. Reload speed I mean I want I want another 4%
damage hell yes hell yes I want that I think I want I think I want to move speed Luck or armor luck or armorI'll take some
reload real quick just because we can. All
right. We got this bitch we got this bitchAccess to
light weapons. When dodging enemy damage extra move speed
extra reload speed for 5 seconds plus 25%
Dodge Weapons let's not fuck wi
th what we've done
let's not fuck with what we've done we've
got it we've got a good thing going I feel
like we're there I'm going to be like so how much you want to
bet like most people play in this beat it on
the first run you know and I'm on like my
10th I feel like I don't know I feel like
I'm doing good though I mean like we're
getting good unlocks every time and making
progress I don't know dude all of these are kind of Get all this more cut out okayGot all that
don't need to help. Reload
speed same thing we're going to we're
going to prioritize the gun and then get
whatever weapons we can cause a lot of help
in this level Get this thing get that real quickOkay. Don't drop the drink helps if you don't drop
the drink Okay all this is not a good spot None of those are really bro Okay there's that one done All right we got a weapon already God damn
God damn I don't think I really like the boomerang
very much you know Shotgun's pretty good but I mean I don't
know this feels like this
one might be
pretty good YeahRight you get it happy you know. It's a straight up to weapon levels okay
kind of a waste but Man we're not getting good drops so far
butOkay that helped. Come on come on reload reload reloadLet's
get up there. This nitrous going to hurt usLike I'm so
happy to see you any other time Nitro just
not right now I'm busy. WowWhat look at this BLT round bro. This bit multiplayer would be fun I agree
but I think it would I mean like I was
saying before if we had like same
screen
multiplayer where you're both have to be on
the same screen I think it would be really
if you could all be on like different parts
of the map together but if you're on this if
you had to play on the same screen I think it could be pretty good but I think
it would be a nightmare to balance it around
that this artifact is insane to life regen
and 70 Max hit points That was easy That was extremely easy I think it is
multiplayer split screen is it I thought it
was single player online I'd hav
e to look I
really don't know So this one needs to get it unlocked still
so we do want to work it up but at the same
time Target's enemy with the highest hit points
yes sirThree levels God damn okay. Gorgeous gun for a gorgeous dwarf imagine
being a bearded little dude who thinks he's
beautiful cuz you are beautiful little Scout
man you got a great attitude and you're a
great asset Level by one or two I'm going to take that I do want to level up like even if we don't
beat the boss I want to I wa
nt to focus on
getting unlocks at least a little bit of
unlocks done quickly Let's take the game to help us gain those
levels more quicklyJump us. Very nice thank you for that heads up so
Fallout one and two I have no idea if
they're Antarctic I have no idea if they are
good games anymore right but I played them
back in the day and they were outstanding I
suspect they probably don't hold up great in
the modern era but if they've got like
modern resolution upgrades or anything like
that I don't e
ven mean a remaster just so
that you can play them in something other
than 800 by 600 which is I think the biggest
they got back then because Fallout 1 was
released in 90 899There Bethesda game still probably don't
play well. But you got Fallout 1 and 2 fucked they were
so good and so fun and they're very
different if you know Fallout 3 for ETC New
Vegas they're very very different very very
different welcome into Lewis and welcome
didn't realize this came out today yeah I
just dropped yesterday
it's a lot of fun
dude if you like the vampire survivors You know this game then you know how it
works it is fucking hard though dude Deep Rock Rogue like it's Deep Rock
roguelike / Auto shooter so vampire
survivors but in the Deep Rock lore and
universe you play the different dwarves you
can unlock them get weapons so I have yet to
beat the first dive I've made it to the boss
a couple times we got the boss within this
much and I I just fucked up and died at the
end But we've gotten a lot of we
apon unlocks and
and I mean it's just like vampires you don't
beat it right away right I found a really fun always free roguelike
oh do tell do tell we always like that Hollow cure I know that I knowYou know that
I know Hollow cure that I've heard that
somewhere. Save the fans okay. Yeah that make a note of that then that Or throw it in the Discord or anybody
throwing a Discord I'll store that on the
list to take a look at we need to do it
we'll do a game round up again cuz you know
we had the t
he game demo day It's vampire survivors ask but with Halo
live YouTubers and more in-depth and vampire
survivors nice okay I got you I got you Okay Dina your cat ears have ended so they
are coming off my poor squish little brain What should we take so we are working on
leveling this gun up let's try and get
thatWe don't need more kite. Fuck That's right you can't have this nope nope
nope Reload speed across all right I want more
unlocks So when you level up your weapons the first
time you have t
o level the weapon to level
12 and then you get the ability to like
permanently mod It on the Run At different levels andI've done that for my
base gun. So I'm also trying to get other weapons up
to 12 so that I can get the updates for them I don't know if it was short work ever play
Risk of Rain yes I have well I've played two
I played one a little bit and I it doesn't
it didn't sit with me I think if I had played Risk of Rain one and
then risk of rain too I would have been fine
but because I f
irst played Risk of Rain One or two going back to one when they
remastered it even though it was great and
it looked good it just didn't work because I was just trying to play a
three-dimensional it just didn't click you
knowHey trippy how you doing we're good
here. Great thank you chunkus thank you appreciate
that and welcome to the Discord Yeah we're doing good we're doing good we're
we've been playing some some deep rock
Galactic Survivor today and having a and
having a pair of a Time frankly
I'm not a
great gamer I think we all know that but I
have 81 hours in Hollow cure sweet take a
look that could be really fun Nice nice glad to hear you doing good man I see mining speed that's good but get some
damage increase weapon level we like that I like armor tooIncrease survivability Max
it points. Yes yes definitely yes that mining speed was
very fucking valuable last time We'll keep our gold for the next one Okay yeah that that mining was really huge
last time that like that was the se
cret to
almost beating him Because it it meant I could I could get
through this stuff and not get slowed down And I didn't have to think of too much about
my root what are you going to pick up 12
fungi okay 12 fungi Rasta I see you welcome in welcome in let me
let me see what you guys are saying here
give me a sec okay I will look Another great reason I love this especially
a non multiplayer pause I love going into the mines and dying while
almost beating the Dreadnought oh my God I
made it soFu
cking stupid and then then died
at the end. If I'm if I'm around if you stream I'll give
a few pointers but it plays incredibly
similar to vampires okay still got to play
that risky rain remake together I did put
that's the one I was talking about then I
played it and and it just it did not Jive
for me I just I could not get anywhere I
couldn't I just died like real quick every fucking
time and I could not get used to the
controls roster thank you for the follow Okay the controls were just not w
orking I
don't know maybe I need to go back and try
it again Because I mean you know I've played two and
I love it and and I like the style it's just
something about it the two dimensional
platformy part it just it it fucked me up
and it didn't work for me But maybe it was just something simple like
it needed to get tweaked again I love let me
see what's going on here Doc welcome inOkay did they balance has one
to be less brutal. Has one I don't know it's it's still feels
it still feels pretty t
ough right now Right now roster I don't think they've
changed it I don't think there was a patch Is it Co-op no it's not Lance gives me
exclusively controller player Vibes I
actually never play with controllers I am
right now but I famously am absolutely
terrible if you put a controller in my hands
that isn't an original NES or an original
Sega Genesis controller those are the only
controllers I can use weren't the shit these
like modern controllers I really struggle
with it's funny it's like oh
it's too many
buttons you know bitch I play with the
keyboard and mouse with like 11 buttons and
do combinations in this and that and macros
it's not the buttons that's the problem per
se but like it's it's too many buttons I
don't know It's just it's a matter of practice I didn't
have consoles you know for a long time so I
never got that like Like people who grew up with this style of
controller it's innate to them it's inherent
it is not to me I have to stop and think
about how to use it so Y
ou have a 211 buttons as a consistent loud
for most games also true it's just it it's
really a matter of practice for me more than
anything Duluth we got to go back in
sometime it was so fun and wholesome then I
do want to play that sometime by the way you
just tell me when and we will do it I'm not
saying I don't want to play it I'm saying I
played it solo and it didn't work for me I
think it would if I played it with people
wisd move shift Sprint see like when I
played back in the day you know
when I first
learned the keyboard use your arrow keys to
move like in Doom and shit Imagine that barbarity so you had to use
your arrow keys to move space to shoot and
then if you were like big brain you put q
and E to be your strafe keys The world changedAnd all of a sudden you
could do anything but that was not the
default keybind. All right let's get these guys let's get
these guys Little early but that's okay we'll take it
we'll take it we'll take it for sure just
let me know when I'm alway
s done nice And yeah I'll take the shield let's focus on
survivability a little more this time While I charge explosive enemiesCome in. Bug I am not going to fall for thatThat's
bait damn it I thought I was far enough away
I was not. Okay luck we'll take the lock this timeIs
that a magnet yes well that'll help. Oh Mama come to Mama I love the m1000 I love it so much it makes me so happyBring
it they're just tasty delicious experience
treats at this point. Actually they're not they're extremely
d
angerous fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck I
spoke too early we're not that powerful yet What else are we doing we're doing the we're
doing the four-way okay the four way gun
we're leveling that oh we can get unlocks on
the big boy now too Okay we'll get some unlocked so God I wonder
what kind of unlocks you can get I've never
got unlocked on the big guy I'm not going to get distracted by the
goldI'm going to stay alive I'm a great
asset I'm a good minor. Shit Just cut through right here get that fu
ngus
yep get fuck get fucked Damn it I really thought I was far enough
away my spacing has just been off Okay well that's that's that's that's that's
going to give us something to shoot at Me take that sure sounds good give me
another level please Okay reload speed I really want to be able to get unlocked for
that too I don't know how good or not good that
weapon is ultimately but it's proven
relatively useful so far Okay damn this dude he's a little quickie
isn't he Shit shit shit okayGet this
Expo over here
that we left behind. And let's get the hell oh let's get that to
give give me fuck fuck Oh this is not okay it's okay it's right
there it's it's not as bad as I thought it
was I thought it was really far up there Just trying to get these purple boys I don't
know what those purple ones are if they're
just like bonus sex Let me see her let me back up here have you
seen it while let me back way up here okay I
can play figures are too fast all over the
place Mine are mine are still Ni
mble enough
thankfully but the chunky have you ever have
you seen someone made a working version of
Doom in Minecraft I did see that even though
it runs it like yeah it was I saw another
one that was even weirder to me kind of kind
of it was Minecraft in Minecraft they built
a working Minecraft a version of Minecraft
whatever version I don't remember in
Minecraft and it like Bully played and like you know they they
made a crafting table and shit I couldn't
believe it it was like The build that w
ent into it was insane you
know with that and it was like I can't
remember what it said it was like you know
12 people $2,000 or whatever I don't
remember what the numbers were but it was
some huge amount just like holy Christ Love how poop lady pulls up says fuck you
everyone in chat then runs away true she do
do that are we cursing out I see I mean we
always criticize you don't we we love I see
I see I see fun she's going to be playing I
think she said she's going to be playing
some lethal ton
ight again for everybody just
joining in Harpy and I will probably
probably try and curse me Daddy I see all
curse you so hard Fuck I don't know Harry Potter dude Expelling our most I don't know what are the
curses I know that the big ones I'm not
going to wish the big ones on you but how
about how about how about this curse I see all I got it now I see I'm going to
curse the fuck out of you May you find great happiness and success and
all that you deserve in life because you're
an amazing fucki
ng woman and happy love you There's my curse for you I see there's my
curse for you Pirate I'm taking fire rightCrits are great
but fire rate. I want consistency and my crit chance is low
enoughHow dare you Jake. I can't read what I see said then all right
no cursing I got it all right All right what do we got we're level three
on the gun on the on the big boy so which
one do we upgrade We can only do one of them we're going to
take this one cuz I want to see what the new
overclocks are Nine cri
t chanceI do like that. I do like that I like that a lot I like this
a lot dang we can't get it Chris is how much damage you can take before
dying okay I like Health a lot tooOr do we
reroll. I want the healthAnd 16 gold left we're not
going to reroll. I come back to see I see just telling
everyone yep yep yep well I gave I see I
gave I see a pretty strong violent curse so
she's allowed to she's allowed to To vent she's definitely allowed to
ventOkay. I need 12 fungiI don't know if we're going
t
o get those there's. Pretty much it's been reading it was already
redeemedJake just redeemed it. Apparently you can you can back to back
redeem thatFor icing. I was being so nice what do you mean You were being nice I was I was nice to you
I said I said something very pretty to you
and very very wholesome oh my God you guys
are redeeming tons of pretty mouth what's
going on Is it broken or something wrongYou can there
is no Yeet oh shoot. Okay pick up some house okay we got the
house good good g
ood good good good oh mama
mama He's notHe's not in here at all there are no
creatures in here except me. You almost got me sir you almost got me sir I see can't swear for the next 10 minutes
that's brutal you don't get to use my no
cursing 90 you don't get to use my no
cursing on chat members I mean unless extra
extra noticing I mean if I see wants to well
gosh darn oh man I mean I see I see do you want me to say it
to him I'll say it to him I'll say it to him Oh sweeties bless your hearts bles
s your
hearts I'm a continue I'm a continue don't unsub
please don't unsub To hear my own wife in my ear say that just
kills me she was so toasty God she was so
toasted I hope you guys are having fun I hope you
guys are having fun here's Mr bear the
second camera will probably get him he's
currently sitting next to me while standing
next to me he's punching me he wants he
wants something Unfortunately for him I'm kind of
occupiedWas that somebody redeem a
screenshot screenshot okay good. Screens
hots are not disabled it's broken for
this screen I got to fix it thank you for
reminding me hey Tina will you send me a
dimmer just remind me later fix screenshots
on minimal I'll know what that means
screenshots on minimal I just got to figure out what's going on
with them they should be working on this one
but they're not Okay okay I really didn't need a divert for
that piece of fungus but I did and I made it Cheese Louise bro bro Okay I'll try and get down here yeah I know
I know we're going
to take a hit we're going
to take a hit we can do it we can do
itAnother one bro. Okay we're kind of in a rough spot nowThings
are starting to get a little a little tense. K k I see chunkusRoster. You are just a bunch
of. Fine I'll look at the Discord and I'll see
the broken screenshot from Doc and then I'll
remember The reason I snap my head though when I
heard that is because that camera sound also
plays when someone does the photo redeem and
that only plays for like 10 seconds and
since herp
es not here I have to look at it
to to see what the photo is and tell you
guys about it you know so if I hear that I
have to snap my head over but luckily I can
pause this game Level four never level five I really want to
get this thing to level six so we can see oh
my Lord Like that that is okay that's that's old That is harpy and landed in 2002 at the end
of our first meeting at the end of the trip
where she came to visit me and hung out with
me for supposedly only 3 or 4 days and at
the end o
f the three or four she couldn't do
it so she stayed another week she called up
and canceled everything and so that is her
being landed in 2002 in my little one
bedroom apartment Back in back in the old daysOkay. One of the very earliest digital photos I
haveOh that got lucky. That didn't get lucky Okay it was worth it to take those couple
hits what are we at level 9 on that okayI'm
going to take this. Okay we got away we got away from him thank
God Yeah cuz I knew this stuff was up over there
o
h yeah oh yeah oh yeah 100% clip size so it can shoot fasterBut
doesn't reload as quickly I like that a lot. Or we can change it to fire Fire it already pierces and it already that
computer sings Smash Mouth I love how the
computer won't screams 2000 oh yeah and the
color for sure but yeah the computer that
computer was from the monitor was from No that monitor was from 97 I got that 97
and that computer I bought with money that I
won in Vegas I want in Vegas in 19 In Fall of 99I was 22 for that
one no yeah
yeah cuz it was yeah yeah it was 99. Yeah yeah it was so that computer was just
coming up towards the end of its careerHe
had a couple more years with us but. We'll take we'll take the fire one let's
give this world see what it does Okay oh we got the cryo grenade let's go
dude so cryo and fire I'm loving it I think this is going to be a good mix I
feelWow that was that was wonderful. Okay that should have okay we got one more I'll just say I'm barely older than 9/11
yeah I was I wa
s a full adult when that
happened full adult when that happened I was
in college like at the end of my time in
college when 9/11 happened So it's a it definitely hits for like Harpy
and I hits way different for than for a lot
of the a lot of the circle you know who were
either children or some not even born yet or
we're very young you know we were fully
grown so like we fully remember how things
were before I think I was still in my fair fairWe'll
take pick up radius on this one. Oh shoot I neve
r got the status Juno one I was eight but I grew up on Long
Island so yeah yeah a little bit different
there you'd really feel it that way full
show There we goOkay this this one is feeling
good. Level three. I'm not going to say we're going to
absolutely beat on this one but it sure
feels like we got a shot it's how I'll put
it hello yeet Hello Yeet I don't think now you can't say
well hello squeak squeak let me see if I can
grab him because you guys redeem you didn't
get to eat let me let me l
et me grab him If you redeem the second camera you will get
the dog by the way There you go here's a moment of you for you Thank you bear thank you broI will put the
bunny ears on in a moment. Bruh Bruh. OhBro okay he's digging he wants to stay.
What you doing. BroHe is not wanting to get off bro I got to
put on the bunny ears bro you got to let me
at least get the bunny ears. NoDo I got a TurboTax at oh man okay so
here's your. Here's your pro tip don't do TurboTax
obviously I think everyone kn
ows that if you
can do anything do Free Tax USA That's what Lance and Harpy use we still do
our own taxes cuz our tax situation is
fairly complicated but it's not like crazy
complicated you know but like you know we
have some Investments and shit and Herpes compensation is weird and of course
we got you know we own the home we're in and
all that But yeah Free Tax USA does a great job I was
really happy with it oh dude don't fight me
don't fight me bro I got to put you down bro He tried to climb
out and almost landed on
the dog oh he's so angry he is furious that
I just put them down my dad buys TurboTax
every year and mails me the CD okay if you
can get it that way that's fine that's fine
obey does our taxes poor guy I'd buy DVD drive for my computer I had a
friend he and I always he would buy it and
then like you know his in-laws would help
pay for it and he just give me a copy I do TurboTax but it's so expensive yet try
free tracks try try free text USA you might
be surprised I think
I got out TurboTax I
think for Harpy and I would be I don't I don't remember it wasn't like their top
top tier but it was more than a few hundred
dollars I think or more than a couple
hundred to fully get everything we needed it
to do And I did free text you yesterday I think it
was 15Period everything it was just done. So I've been real happy with free text USA
don't take my word for it you know red it's
got threads about it Galore if you look at
like the personal finance subreddit full of
fuc
king people talking about it It's a it's been wonderful and it was easy
enough to just move over just like go to
TurboTax download your your existing like
last year's return you can follow the new
one all you need to know is like your
adjusted gross income and all that from last
year and you can follow the new one no
problem if you know TurboTax free text USA
works the same way it's web only I want to say it's like 15 for federal and
then like Real cheap on States or it was free Federal
and mayb
e 15 for States I don't remember I
think Harpy and I only paid 15 or 25 bucks
last year and literally in Turbo Tax it's
like 3400 for us to do it normally and for a
CPA to do it was like I think 2000 so Not it was very worth it it was very worth
it and it did a good job it actually found a
couple deductions that I didn't think to
look for and and they were huge but they got
us a few hundred extra dollars back and I'm running through tax returns for
University and I cannot stand TaxACT I have
yea
h I tried that one time and I won't go
back those long time ago but yeah In that list is Dave Matthews bands crash
into me down in Spanish right I need to do
taxes even though I legally made no money
this fiscal year us that's the worst Yeah I've got to sit down and do ours it's
ours are pretty quick I mean they're
complicated but it's the same every year so
it's it's complicated but it's not does that
make sense Let's see her so that's two levels that's
wastedI could points. I want hit points I
like move speed I really
want mining speed thoughWell mining speed a
lot. I'm going to do laundry well and see if we
can spend that NitroThat would have been
nice. Beautiful okay that unlocks that will unlock
the ability to get unlocks on that gun now So we're done there all right good we've
achieved our goal Aliens to be killed in Gold to be mine yes
sir yes sir you you had me at Gold BilingusWelcome income box. Welcome and
welcome and welcome in. It's turned into a busy little stream for
usGl
ad to have you all here hope you guys
are having fun. Cute oh double shootsOkay let's start paying
attention to the game. Get taxes todayBut. I don't get like I mean I know a lot of
people get really upset about them and stuff
like especially older people tend to You know it's just like I don't know I'm not
like happy to pay him I'm definitely not
happy to pay him believe me It doesn't really irk me I mean I balance
our taxes so generally we don't get much
back or we don't owe much you know like
But the property taxes do work me cuz we you
know we bought our home so we pay hell a
high property tax because it's we just
bought it At the gersley inflated rates of of current
home prices This is not good this is really not good I'm
trying to Tunnel a hole through these guys
and see if I can and just buy some time I
think I can do it I think I got it I think I
got it oh my God tell me that wasn't a great
escape that was amazing That was amazing if I say so myself Don't just love opening Twit
ter to see if
something and Piccolo wrapping about how
they hate the government I I uninstalled
Twitter so long ago and I don't ever go to
it anymore ever and as an author I know I
should have it I should be on Twitter and I should be on
Tick Tock making book talks And I just can't but Twitter especially I
just I can't I can't engage with the
platform given the leadership change and end
of And the views and the the proliferation of
of hate speech and shit on it and the
encouragement of hate spee
ch on it I just I
can't I just can't do it I'm not saying if
you're on it you support that not saying
that at all I'm just saying I just I see too
much of it and I just I get too mad and it's
just it's fucking bad for me it's just
fucking bad for me I filter doesn't work So so there we are Linking to me and just give me can you add
huh and quota if I don't know Just asked me the 3D print a funnel it's
only a dollar 25 oh man that's that's a
little silly right that's going to cost you
a little bi
t more than a buck 25 probably
let alone the the time 18 tax dollars being
used to line the ticket pockets of
politicians and war machines I can't drive
yeah it's like here we play so much in
property taxes and I can't get the city
until like even shave the freaking concrete
down to let the street drain so the streets
just getting chewed up by water and it's
like you know I mean literally Harpy and I
alone pay enough in property tax every year
to repave half the street and the two years
we've li
ved here we I mean not literally
probably but to buy the materials you know And we pay we we pay a lot in property tax I
mean it's it's it's it's it's obscene so
yeah it it becomes frustrating when you see
that and you're like here in Long Beach it's
like wow the City of Long Beach the the
police department is like 53% or some shit
of the of the city's budget Then why are people getting stabbed and why
is like you know why why are there takeovers
happening all the time on this and it's not
like
all the time but You know like how come we don't see more
presents how come you guys are spending all
the money on like you know fancy Vehicles
armored vehicles and lots of gear for
yourself it's always turned off whenever you
have to arrest a person especially if
they're if their skin color is one of those
bad colors you know like oh those cameras
just stopped working coincidentally at that
point wow who would have guessed you know
what I'm saying I hate that stuff man I hate
that shit a lot li
ke we pay a lot for all
this crap and and it's being used against us
and Papa's Got opinions is what I'll say hit
a pothole that's on the road and you are
taxed for it and you get taxed on the
replacement to damages and the car you
already paid taxes for and you have to pay
to register it and you probably get ticket
cuz it you know yeah yeah yeah Yep if they're going to use my tax bucks to
fly a fighter jet I feel like I should have
a right to fly it I'm down with that I'm down with that I'll
go
up I would go up in a fighter jet in a
heartbeat did you know that something like I
don't remember the exact number but I read a
thing and I believe the statistic Because it said something like 60 or 70% of
men asked believe they could land a plane if
the pilot were suddenly capacitated like I'm
on the 737 and the pilot just had a heart
attack I played Microsoft flight simulator this is
my time You know and I'm like that's so dumb why
would you think that I'm like bitch you
literally think that
well that's different
no it's not no it's not it's not I could
land a Cessna I feel very confident I can
land us I do not feel confident I can land
anything bigger I understand flight Dynamics
very well but I think I got him at it cool on the bright
side of the country paved the quarter mile
driveway I lived on and no other part of the
dirt road for more than a decade It it murdered me man the little town we
lived in in Oklahoma these pumpkins man God
they were just They were the silliest thing
s they had they
had a a basically an underground river it
wasn't a river it's a stream So they built a road over it And then closed it and figured cool well of
course the stream continued to a road so the
road starts to collapse you get bigger
potholes huge and it's actually a sinkhole
finally it opened up into like a 40 foot
sinkhole right under the courthouse it was
great But before that there's this huge and these
were good heavy duty concrete roads that
were built you know like back in the '
50s
and 60s very durable very very well built And so they started to crumble and fall
apart so they come out with their little bag
of of asphalt dump it in there and Tamp it a
few times with the shovel call it good it
lasts about 20 minutes before the first five
cars go over it and spray the asphalt
everywhere after that to go that's fault
doesn't work guess we'll just put dirt in it
that was their solution I shit you not for
like the next 12 years put dirt in the hole There's a hole in the road
let's go put some
dirt in it which lasted 10 minutes and then
axles would break they replaced so many
local sheriff VehicleVehicle axles tires. I can't count the number cuz we live
literally right across the street from the
courthouse I can't count the number of times
I watch the deputies bust their shit on that
pothole and then the next day guys be out
dumping literally dumping a wheelbarrow dirt
on the road expecting it to do anything like
you guys are the stupidest motherfuckers I
think I've
ever seen You can park a car you can fly a Cessna
basically not too far off actually there
were some nasty floods in my hometown about
a decade ago washed out a friend of mine's
Road where it connects only way in and out
to the state six months to fix it I believe
it If you can dodge bullet you can dodgeball
fuck brutalRed level 10 let's take a look. OkayText me way too long to catch up with
chat sometimes I appreciate you guys waiting
for me while I do it. Yeah people are crazy I don't mind pa
ying taxes you know like I
said I hate it being used for the wrong shit
but I also I live in a society it's like
people you know like I don't have kids why
the fuck should I have to pay proper why
should I have to pay for schools Because those kids that you're educating are
going to be your doctors when your old asses
and you know a home or whatever or you know
it's just it's called part of being a
society even though I've never suffered a
house fire I am happy to pay taxes to pay
for a fire dep
artment it's Insurance you
know like some happy to pay for those things
I really am and and if Are buying a house means that we pay a high
amount of it you know like I don't bitch too
much about it it's still hurts but whatever
I knew that going in but boy I hate it when
it's wasted you know I hate it when it's
wasted when you see it just getting thrown
away Like nobody gives a shit oh that's
infuriating that is infuriating We're coming up pretty close to the end of
the run so I do want pickup r
adius I think We don't need the x per se we're kind of in
a bad spot though There is too much crap in the way what we
need is mining speed we need mining speed
bad I do not feel confident about taking on the
Dreadnought without better mining But we're going to give it to try we're
going to give it a tryOkay. That was a hell of a chain reaction Can't ask when you take damage gold Nitro
will take will take X bucket Damn oh damn okay I'm more than happy to help pay for
education and Healthcare when
I see money
going to someone's paycheck for a job they
already paid for it kind of piss me off a
year Property tax my parents old house for 16k
last year that's that's up in the
neighborhood of about where Harpy and I are
paying yeah it's we're paying well north of
like 1200 a month in property taxes Which you know I mean it just is what it is It's just an expense you have to absorb the
Dreadnaught is a bitch if you can't avoid
him yes he is he is Take reload speedAll right let's try and get
ov
er here to these guys. I really really want to beat the Dreadnaught
today Okay that was lucrative we like that we like
that a lot mining speed even if it's 5% I
don't care I'm going to take it Also some more Health let's get that Okay now we're going to try and burn this
burn bitch burn bitch I'm trying to burn
this bug down South is going down it's okay it's not great
also I didn't get the more day or more kite
more kite more kite Oh that's what happens when you're looking
at too many things Oo
h 30% fire rate across the board yes sirI
will gleefully take that. 25% reload speed on the grenade or we'll
take this cuz maybe we can get another
upgrade out of that out of that big gun I'll take that I'll take that I'll take that
even though it's not super high that will
help more Okay all right let's go let's go let's go 30% pickupWe'll take that we'll take that
we'll take that I will look at what you guys
are saying I just don't want to. Don't want to miss out anything here I don't
want to
lose my train you know Trying to get this stuff trying to get this
is so much here we may regret that God what
if we regret that I think we're going to be okay if we go this
way Loop around them okay that works we took a
couple little minor hits but that worked I'm
happy with that I'm happy with that let me
back up here going to pay for those things
24% out of $500 return last year that could
have been a grand but then I had to fire
through HR Block brother that sucks that
sucks Why do recommend
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first hand I like them So worth the shot were to shop for some of
y'all anyway Also also though I will say this if you
didn't know maybe and some of you may not
know this I know tax shit isn't the most
exciting the IRS is testing a free tax
filing program of thei
r own you know like
TurboTax free or whatever so they're doing
their own version of that and it's in
testing right now and it's limited to
government employees I think in California
and a few other places But if that test goes well which everything
I've read about it says it it is And I think March they're going to roll it
to everybody in California and a few other
places and I think the few other places were
maybe like Illinois Florida New York I can't
remember but so if you're in Cali Which I
know a fair number of You Are You may be able to follow directly via the
IRS for free and that's kind of nice and
that's electronic that's They've been doing that too soon At five jobs over two states and a 1099 our
first year here was brutal in that regard
cuz we both had income in two different
states Well I mean we didn't but and SpaceX being
SpaceX they're like yeah we know you're
living in in Oklahoma but you still have to
pay California taxes on it and no you can't
not and we're like yeah
but yeah we can we
don't live in California we don't owe you
any money and it was a whole fucking thing
it was ugly taxes were never supposed to be
Complicated by the tax companies Lobby for
it yes Junkies you are speaking the truth
100% we have been to it to thank for the
fucked up tax code they fought flat tax
rates and all these other simple simple ways
of doing it and of course the the very rich
fought it because the very rich do not want
any flat 10% tax rate because they're paying
point on
e percent or none as opposed to dumb
fucks like us who are paying you know 10 20
30% taxes not counting sales tax and shit
that's why they love sales tax because sales
tax they don't give a shit about it but by
God when you only got 10 bucks to spare a
month at the end of the month that that
point to 5% sales tax eats your ass you know Sales tax disproportionately affects people
the less income you have you know it's the
more sales tax hurts you fuck sales tax 100%
agree hard agree sales tax is
very much it's
an economic repression method of repression
it was first conceived and designed to help
keep minority communities in check
economically and and it's used way too much
and and fuck sales tax is what I'm going to
say I agree with you Yep yep yep yep I moved halfway through the
year my employer fucked me over didn't
withhold taxes and new state oh I would have
gotten an additional x amount on the refund
the whole tax system and fucked by taxi yes
I agree cuz I thought the idea that y
ou have
to tell the IRS how much you made so you can
you can figure out how much they need to
give you back they know they already know
they know how much you made cuz it's been
reported to them by your employer by your
1099 Etc you do have to tell them like you
know if you earn income that's not reported
cash or or your own business or whatever but
let's be honest that's what like 2% of
Americans right like two maybe more but not
many not many right the vast majority people
are working a standa
rd W2 job or some 1099
work or a combination thereof you know so
anyway Oof but you you can the good news is like if
they fuck some stuff up you might be able to
refile and and stuff like that a lot of
times you can do you can you can still go
back and look at it and I can look at it and let's let's figure this
out and let's let's let's crush this let's
crush this Dreadnought let's crush this
Dreadnought okay this will take us to all
right let's do that piercing yes Should we take reload speed a
cross the
boardMaybe yes. We can get reload speed on the big boy and
that's it we'll do it we'll do it all right
let's go let's go Dreadnought time I don't feel nearly as confident about this
one as I did the other one Not by a mile we don't have the mining speed
we got to get more mining speed But we'll give it the world we got to find
the damn cocoons too I think we can get thereI mean if I can
avoid doing that shit. Okay increase my grenades by three or
increase my reload speed yes sir increa
se
that reload speed that's not even a question Trying to dig tiny tunnels give ourselves as
much room to walk around and work as we can Dude where are the cocoons I'm just not
finding them Okay there's one finally Burn bug Not going to get too far ahead of him but
she's going to kind of let him do his
thingYep yep. Can't get this other one knocked open
hopefully come on come on Wow that really shoved him awayOkay we got
it we got to help we got to help. DammitOkay big boys down. Oh shit this ot
her cocoon is in a terrible
position Really terrible position Okay we can do this we can do this we can do
thisTake that. Yep okay this is really bad this is
extremely bad Probably need to not fuck with this oneI
don't see any good way we're going to get
through here. Without losing all of our health like we
just didOkay I'm going to try and get this
health. Okay that helped a littleSkitter up through
here. Just take a little tour just take a little
tour And we'll come down Okay now let's get th
is helped over here Yeah the mining speed is killing me it's
just killing me I'm I'm I just should have gotten wild should I took
it every time we saw it Okay None of those really help me Okay reload speedTake some head points fuck. Like I thought I was way far away from that
guy I don'tUnforced errors man. Damn itIt's like there I really thought I
was going to hit him before I went through. LOL LOL sorry just keep working out we'll
just keep working at it and creates all
kinetic yes sir Boy Noe
lle is it is it or are we oh shit oh shit
okay let's let's engage kite mode fully
let's go let's go let's just get kite mode
going So he's going to charge any second he's
going to charge he's going to charge come on
there we go Dodge that okay we Dodge it
let's go straight he's going to charge again
not good not good not good Who okay that works that worked amazingly Okay Dr him again go this wayGo down here
let's go down here let's go down here. OkayJust barely good good I'm going to take
him o
n it now we're going to go down we're
going to go down. Come on come on this way I want you to come
this way go that way good man good man good
man Okay just keep it up keep it up oh this is
not good this is not good Shit okay I said okay I'll take the fire I'll take the
fire shit shit shit shit shit We're close God damn no no no damn it bro I fucked up at the last one I just didn't
dodge right Bro what do you mean oh well oh well
fuckFuck. You're so close Well we got that we got the unlock so t
hat's
goodAnd we got a new artifact okay some kind
of different shield. OkayI mean that's good. Stats were about the
same. Once again the M1 m1000 Far and Away are
most effective weaponBut did you cuff did
good. Okay all right yeah and 1,000 really seems
to be the play 100 fucking damage on the hit
is stupid I agree I agree it's too much when
when you only have 200 hit points It's just like yikes and especially I don't
know like at the endI don't know. I feel Like a lot of those bugs were hittin
g me
when they shouldn't have and I'm sure they
weren't but and I'm not going to be like oh
it was lag you know I'm not going I'm not
going to play it off as like you know the
game fucked me I don't think it did But I'm having trouble Getting running that threshold where you're
too close to a bug and it hits you or you're
just outside cuz it feels to me like that
radius is changing cuz I'm really good at
doing that normally And I'm not able to like in these later
levels there it's like they're h
itboxes get
bigger and maybe they do I don't know Your hitbox is kind of big yeah your hitbox
is big for sureTime to get into practically
politics what's the best cheese it type. Oh shit got you know that's funny you ask
that cuz we literally just did a Cheez-It
tier list on the last dream extra toasty are
the best ones I think your hitbox is like a rectangle I
agree it's not circular I agree with you I
think Jake it's either if it's not
rectangular it's like hexagonal you have
some you have som
e points on it I think I
think I think I agree with that for sure
extra toastier the best ones extra toast
you're very good But Okay if you get normal Plain Jane Cheez-Its
and you get a box where they have actual
like crushed salt on them right That's nice and rough and you can feel
itCannot be beat cannot be beat. Unfortunately getting a box like that is
relatively uncommon and it's it's just luck
of It's just luck of the draw whether or not
you get one like that but if notBack in the
day Big C
heese it. They were always like it always guaranteed
to always have that Crush salt on them
always they were a perfect they were by far
my favorite do they make garlic cheese they
do make like a parmesan garlic or did And they made an Italian one I think for a
little while I like the big cheese cuz you
can use them as crackers dead I'm not going
to say they're dead I just haven't seen them
in the stores for a while I don't know that
they're dead but we have not seen them the
parmesan ones are ve
ry good this not a whole
lot of cheese it's I didn't like the hot
ones I didn't love The toasty ones are good but sometimes they
go a little too far and they do get kind of
a Bernie you know carbony flavor to them not
burned they're not burned but they get a
little brown you know but Basically took to paraphrase Harpy who
always says there ain't no such thing as a
bad titty they're no such thing as a bad
cheese They're all good they're all Cheez-Its
they're all valid they're all Immaculate and
I
love them all We still can't get life regen damnYou know I
don't know if I want to buy any of this I
don't I don't I'm. I'm going to stem on this I'm just going to
stem on this And we're going to we're going to take it
we're going to take it to true I mean right
you right exactly I'll be speaks the truth With her little Southern aphorisms fuck you
for controlling my stomach I'm hungry now
bro I am so hungry now I believe the big
ones are still a thing I'm I've been I've
been wanting cuz we have
three boxes of
cheese because we have a friend visiting who
likes Jesus and and so we have three whole
boxes up in this bitch and I'm not going to
lie to you I want to go face plant into them
so bad I want them Cheez-Its I want them
cheese it's now But I'm going to be good I'm going to be
good I'm going to keep streaming and keep
out of the Cheez-Its Also I want to beat the damn Dreadnaught I'm
really fixating on this Dreadnought right
now I know I said we're going to do last
epic obviously we'
re not Cuz we're going to be just dreadnought And part of it is just luck of the draw I
think I do think you know like I I can solve
myself with the fact that this is an early
access game and and roster you coming in and
saying like hey have they tuned this down
cuz it's stupid hard like okay good cuz I
was worrying like do I just really suck that
bad like I know I suck but Do I suck that much I don't think I suck
that much And if other people are really having
problems with it too then okay may
be then
it's probably not just me you know Come on come on dammit Give thing give thing give thing give thing
give me give me give me give me it's mine I
want it I want itIt's mine I earned it. I'm a little Boomer give it to me what's
yours is mine what's mine is mineAnd pull up
the ladder behind me. Blue okay well we're going to go right for
the m1,000 We're going to go right for the BLT hell yes Having life regen is great I don't know how
how much two is if that's to every It's not too per sec
ond is it too per minute
surely not that would be worthlessLet's try
and get the rest of this more kite just for
giggles. Got to take so long to mind dogOkay is that
it yes it was 5% crit we like that. We'll take a chanceSee what's going on over
here. I need Landis to try it and let me know how
it is swear by normal Cheez-Its and corn
flakes We can we can probably try that I could see
it being good I really can I truly can I
think I weigh 140 at 62 I need cheese it's you do
you do we got to we g
ot a fat in this man up
we got it we got to we got a chunk them up
Toyota Corolla Toyota Corolla I've never heard that I like that if you say
Toyota Corolla three times I think you
summon Med to chat too it like a tank and
I'm not 16511 close enough technically be
six that's normal weight that's good just be
120 at 120 at 6:10 God damn God damn that is that isThat is not a lot of
meat. I got you I got you all covered and then
some is all I'll say obviously I'm
fantastically overweight look at me
Don't look at me don't proceed me but you
know what I'm saying I got a feeling I don't know man I don't
know if we're going to be able to get I can get the Dreadnought I can you know
what I'm going to talk positively I'm going
to be positive I can get the Dreadnought I came very close it's just it's unforgiving
that's all it's just like it's like wow
raids right like the old ones you know
they're unforgiving one mistake can cost you
the Run It's all right I got him I got him We're also about to
get the elite so Hit points what no hit points I said Probably not to play the run down here okay
it worked it worked come on come on shoot
him yes yes Give me all that delicious glowy stuff thank
you thank you Take thatI definitely want this thing to
level up cuz I want to see what it can do.
More. Mining speed but I also want mining speed
because that cost us the Run Mining speed is so crucial so crucial I'm working on losing some weight but it's
fucking tough with your skin condition Ruby sc
rew I'm like 250 at 5:10 you got this
you got this that's all good Do you heal on level up you do a little bit
not much there's an artifact you can get to
give you more but Man there's my problem I mean this is why
we're feeling eat I'm going to blame it on
heat Normally I'd blame it on Harpy but she's not
here She is neck deep in meetings today she's so
close to having her second big project done
like so close a week away probably and my
God that girl is going to party when it's
done and blame
her anyway No I'll blame you eat I love blaming you My glasses were covered in filth it's from
when he was Fang wiping on me he pushed them
up into my eyebrows and everything and I am
a greasy horror So let's take mining speedI am a greasy
greasy horror. SoMy glasses were horribly smudged and I
just I still can't get used to wearing them. Even though I've been wearing them for a
couple years now Do we need house not really but I mean it's
funny I'm like let's save the house why dude
you're leavi
ng the level you don't need to
save anything don't save anything two levels
or no I would rather get the levels
naturally and like get an effect rather than
just hey here's two levels I mean I want
that Yes it was worth the 20 Health it was worth
the 20 Health to get that Unfortunately we have a big blow up guy on
the on the platform and that's going to suck Well shit cannot wait to have a cat and be
over my cat allergy I want to Taco Bell I
want me to Taco Bell steak and potato
quesarito to pet
Fair if that's what you're going to name
them that's fair that's it's a bit of a
mouthful but you know Our cats generally like like Stan did not
get his name I didn't just feel like hey
that cat's name is Stan Lee his actual name
is Oscar and that was just a temporary name
cuz he's a tuxedo so we're like Oscar Oscars
you know call him that And it just stuck for a while and then he
became you because he has no know anything
but like are the cat we had before the one
that we just said goodbye to
you that we
just had euthanized last year His name Fuck you went through a bunch but he was
Helios then he was Cheeto and eventually he
became Nutter butter was his like giving his
actual quote unquote name But I shit you not like I mean heartbeat
called him QB all the time so that was his
name was QP and then I would I would like to
change that around and call him keep us You know so he was Cupid and cupis but also
he liked to like come up and WAP you with
his tail and he'd do it like a whip so
when
you come up I'd go I'd make the whip noise
and he thought that was his name you could
go and he'd look over it and go LikeLike that he responded to it so one of
his names was. Fun fact maybe not fun but. Odd fact I guessOkay good got that guy let's
get out of here. Well let's let's get a little more Yeah yeah I'm going I'm going I'm going hey
welcome in back cats tend to respond better
with cute names they do better than you
little asshole son of a bitch true true I've
got a friend with a
void Kitty that's named
bacon cheeseburger and when he gets full
grown he's becoming Baconator I love that a
lot I love that a lot Yes Dan started off as Well let's see so stand Stan took the place
of my Siamese whose name was Ty so we're
like hey we'll call Stan Sy cuz second tie
you know for his temporary name and he very
quickly exhibited all the characteristics of
a hideous demon so we pretty quickly started
calling him Satan cuz he was he's fucking
evil I mean he's avoid cat they're all evi
l
that's why I love him And Satan got Twisted in the way I would say
it I would go like what's up Satan You know instead of Satan I'd be like Satan Kind of you know just little thing at him a
little bit and then that just naturally
progressed to what's up Stan And then now he's standing and then once we
started streaming and sharing pictures of
them with people I started calling the BBC
because I think it's funny so he's because
he's a big black cat he's my BBC I fucking
love BBC I mean there's
nothing I love more
than when you get a big when you get a BBC
right in your face and it's just all over
you it's just great you just want to kiss it
and snuggle it you know I've got four cats
Kelly Nice Let me back up here literally just called my
cat a little fucking thief because she stole
his shrimp why there you go there you go
responded so quick animals take names
weirdly quick they do they do Yeah I mean like like Udo our dog he got he
picked up his new name real quick his name
was Chief
and I'm like I am not living in
fucking Oklahoma calling my God damn dog
Chief come on bunch of ignore I misses the
most unoriginal shit like I mean that's
right up there with fucking mittens you know
like come on do better big dog named chief
get the fuck out of here let me see if I can
find him real quick hold on hold on He should be he should be where'd you go
where'd you go dick headThis is it I think
this is it. There is right now he's on the floor right
by I threw my robe off on the floor
and he's
snuggling up against it but that there is
that's him right next to us He's keeping us company cuz he wants to go
visit mom reload speed We don't have enough for that Cold or like fuck okay we'll take cold cuz
that's useful Yeah we'll get fire speed across the boardMy
cat is May. And she's a tabby with white paws and she
broke a TV whoa even Stan hasn't gone that
far yet Herpes previous cats were incredibly
destructive and they all broke Basically everything that it was a value to
me And
I I'm not going to lie to you I kind of
took it personally because they didn't break
her shit but like every dish I had all the
plates I had all the things I had for my mom
yeah they broke all that shit so it's like
there's not much left of you know old
Lance's life anymore and it's mostly because
of herpes cats You know I say that but how much of it was I
actually there for and how much it was
herpes saying it was the cats But I don't really like that there's a swarm
coming that kind of sucks
Just kind of wheel around here a little bit It's all the way back the way we came of
course Okay they do actually dig their way through
the big the big green guys can dig I haven't
really been paying attention So that's good to know so you kind of want
to maybe leave them a pass All right I'm going to sneak through here There we go I think maybe they'll take the
path to least resistance so that's was not
well done it's okay we're early enough we'll
be all right Shotgun Boomerang I just don't fee
l good
about the boomerang yet and this one is
pretty good Let's let's try and avoid leveling up weird
shit and instead take guns that can be
leveled and get New abilities and stuff you know Guns that we have overclocks unlocked for
will take we're going to kind of focus on
those how much mining speed do we have can I
see that right now Yes okay so we have 12% mining speed I want
to shoot for at least 33% ish No Harpy wouldn't do such a thing well
probably not probably I post a double posted
bac
on cheeseburger sweet I will go look and
by the way it often I don't look at Discord
because I I look at Discord off that I look
at it every day a couple times a day but
after stream I don't necessarily catch it
because I literally often end stream and
bolt out the door to go get heartbeat so if
it's like 4:30 Pacific and I'm ending stream
I'm not going to look at anything cuz I'm
going to be leaving So but I promise you if I tell you I'm
looking at I will look at the Discord I will
it just mayb
e later in the eveningAfter we
get back. And her three cups oh I was so mad when she
broke the TV cuz Chuckles bones was visiting
me and we're enjoying South Park oh brutal My uncle's old dog accidentally broke their
four foot by 3 ft window cuz she got
extremely excited by another dog outside
that's just such a recipe for I mean like
you can immediately Envision how that can go
so bad right Fuck that fuck that what's your crit
chance12%. , what's up it. Send it actually go up to 21 yes it did o
kay
so that debt is just a numerical crit chance
so if it says plus 9%, it's not 9% to your
1% that you have for a total of like you
know 1.1% It is a straight 9% buffThat if she makes
that a little better. Oh this is also not in a great spotSo we're
going to prioritize weapons we already have. And we're going to prioritize mining speed Okay9% credit again again love that. I mean we're going to need this but 9%
credit is so they so tasty that was good
that was good big nut big nut All right so t
hose of you in the know those
of you in the know you've been you've been
paying a little more attention to maybe I
saw peanut was back right he played he
played some games with Carlos and then he
was back on his stream I have not heard
whether or not like well being Alex if he
was going to maybe come back this Friday I mean I'm assuming he's going to probably
be doing the streamer Awards which are soon
right but do any of you noticed he planning
on streaming tomorrow I'm just curious I'm
trying
to ride out my evening a little bit
you know we're going to be watching peaches
always but I want to make sure I get the VOD
you know if he's going to be up I hope he's
back I've missed a little bastard I hope
they had a good time Let's do thisNo clue okay bear. Fair gee which one should we take 25% fire
speed 25% reload oh no they are different
okay extra damage extra reload Extra fire rate extra reload Neither of those are goodDamn it. That
sucks. Okay. At least download yeah I think fire rate
s
better cuz we're going to get more effects
later explode in a ring of fire dealing
damage and burning nearby enemies when you
take damage yes sir Yes sir like that want that in my belly
right nowIncreases resistance. You know like armor sounds great it really
does but honestly when you're taking 100
damage hits at the end It doesn't matterYou know your arm is going
to take that 100 damage it down to 88. Okay
so you. Okay so you die you're still going to die
real quick if you if you screw up Ye
ah I agree fire rate because it's so slow
yes buff the fire Buff the fire rate first cuz it already is a
high damage weaponOkay. Let's go down this way get these it ain't
leaving without anybody bro we're right here
we're good all right so this was kind of a
waste level over all it didn't feel like we
really got a lot but I don't know maybe we did maybe we did Footlong cookieFrom Bobby Subway. I don't
know what spubby is. Got an extra 18% creditWhat are we at so
we're at. Word what 36% crit chan
ce 200% damage we
need mining speed desperately Move speed could be buffed up a littleOkay
we do not have mining now. Yes it's okayI've never tried that I mean I
would try it but I mean for breakfast. I'm not ate today and it's near 6:00 p.m.
sounds like you're on a Crip build I mean
it's kind of what it's inadvertently turned
to isn't it it's not what I prefer I prefer
reliable consistent damage but You know I mean any important storm I reckon
on the other hand what I've been trying
hasn't been
working so maybe create is the
play A little more crazy I mean I've been getting
it just not as much I don't really like any
of these for what we're doing We don't have enough fuckAnd I'll take move
speed happily. Sure. Okay let's go Beasties to shoot let's go let's go let's go I too am ready for a beer when this is over
at Mr dwarf We're going to get this red Dreadnought even
if we don't get them today we're going to
get them today we're going to try real hard
to get them today Keep pushing th
at we'll keep pushing that
m1000 upI really like that gun overall I
just. I'm nervous because I don't know what other
what other overclocks there are for it and
if we get the wrong ones I'm worried they're
going to they're going to Cripple Us by
chasing it Like in general it's like you know don't
chase anything right just let the game kind
of unfold and build your build based on what
you get those first half dozen out I really
really thought I would be able to get around
that Girl I love a good
Chain Reaction like that
though I really do We can do this we can do thisPretzels
incredibly disappointing. I tell you what I love I've got a great
recipe for just very simple softness or very
soft Bavarian style pretzels they're really
easy to make and having made those a bunch
of times I struggle to ever like get a different kind Pick up radius clearlyOkay or in fact I'll
get asked. Knock back and slow we'll do that too so we
got we now flame them and we and we blast
them with fire shit I real
ly want I loose acts dude I want all
this I want all this let's go let's go Yeah exactly don't be delicious it's not my
fault you're delicious Let me see here pick up yeah yeah a hundred
million percent yeah 45% radius Jesus Christ
huge area if you get in a sandwich too get a
cookie if not then just get something normal
I agree with that take 100% I'm not just going to have the cookie I've
had two other footlong and I get an actual
Center okay yeah yeah I would say go ahead
and try the cookie th
en I am surprised the
churros good like a good churro man a good
show fucks Way Beyond like we need to
describe it your I was describing what they
were to harping so like that sounds kind of
good I said okay but think funnel cake Oh really but they're not powdered sugar I'm
like I know it's not but trust me the way
you feel about funnel cake is how the rest
of us feel about churros trust me chose fuck
Charles fuck And if you don't think Charles fuck go get a
churro and come back to me cuz Charle
s fuck
I haven't had a churro since I was nine okay
fucking 47 charles fuck Love you out of mud yep yepThink funnel cake
but dildo exactly exactly. Armor we'll take the reload we'll take the
reload oh shit see that's the problem when I
stopped though is I may not realize that
there's an idiot right there about to hit me Okay quit chance reload and Okay A little better armor up hit pointsYep
I'm going to take some hit points I want to
get to 300 ish. FuckFuck I knew I got way too close right
ther
e. I saw him in the herd right as I
approached it. It was just not the playYou know if I can
find one more Little Flower too I'll get a. God there's so much exp up here dude Weapon I mean I feel like I feel like our
fourth weapon should be the cryo grenade
right like to slow down the shotgun unless
we can get it moving unless we can get the
shotgun just blasting people I'd rather have a zeppole I don't know what
one of those is But you know what I do know I do know that I
trust him his opinion e
nough That if Amy says she would rather have this
over a churro then I should look into it
because that sounds like it's probably
pretty good then Cuz even if I feel at the end no I like to
chill more I know I'm going to like the the
things she recommended you know And he's one of those people it's like sight
and see and I don't need to know anything
just other than Emmy says it's like okay
I've already listening I'm already paying
attention you know what I mean it's like
when you have an actor
or a director and
like they're involved in the movie like I
don't need to know I'm already watching it
you know this person's involved I'm in I don't have a very short list of people
like that in terms of like film and shit And and it also very short list of like like
that in in lifeBut I mean he's definitely
one of them. Have you had strew fully I have not Keep an eye on your weapon upgrades some of
them buff certain weapon types okay Reload speed on that one reload speed X game we're still I d
on't know I think
we're a bit late for now I think I think it
diminishing returns right if you're going to
get extra and get it early Let's take let's chase the big gunOr not the
big gun but the gun that's closer to 12:00. Okay What level there Max hit points let's go ooh
increases all cryo What do we have to our gun is our gun Crown
out noNo yeah it is refrigerator gunpowder
okay so our Base gun is cryo. What is it though 10% to all that's not very
good I would rather have the hit points For ri
ght now cuz that's still a 10% hit
point buff over it was like a 12% hit point
buff Come on come on you're on your own you're on
your own I can get all the loot thank you Very nice very nice I love it when you're
able to actually pick everything up15% how
big is our pickup radius. Pick up radius 57 This becomes dramatically more effective the
bigger your pickup radius gets so That will help us get far more experience
far earlier you know as we get into these
bigger zergsThe more pickup we get. I
am there was somebody in the way dudeI'd
go cry out personally. I'll DM you an address for a bakery I guess
okay I mean I can Google what that is I just
haven't had it I mean I think I kind of know What make your mouth water real quick does a
semi local Italian place where you can get
gnocchi with blackened chickenIn alfredo
sauce. You're killing me you're killing me why
would you do this to me I can't believe you
I can't believe you've done this I can't
believe you're done that 25% straight da
mage on the big gun I'm
leaning towards doing the big gun how much
let's do the big gun I don't want to do a
reroll yeah reroll doesn't matter we're good
we're good Okay what are we on level four we're not
doing greatWe haven't got any more mining
speed. All right let's see what we can find let's
get into some trouble We're also facing the time crunch of having
to go get herpy isn't it funny I changed my
stream time I'm like we're going to start
streaming at 11:00 Pacific so that I can go get ha
rpy So I can stream and still stop and go do
stuff and then go get herpe and instead I
just started at 11:00 and I still end up
streaming until I have to go get harpy I can't help it I have fun You know when I stop having fun or when when
it's like it's impeding something I'll stop
if I have something I have to go do I'll go
do it I don't think I have to go do soWhy not
continue streaming we're having fun. Got a bunch of got a bunch of cuties and
chatYou know. Get some of this shit Go get that h
ouse too cuz we are I mean
we're not low but we are at the point where
we're going to stop getting levels quite so
regularly Yeah I want I want to throw grenades more Okay that should get us pretty much full on
house It's really hoping that I'd pop that whole
groupCome on come on come on. Come onCome on. There we go that's what I
was waiting for to happen. Shit swarm again electrical okay we don't
have fire we don't have acid we have
electrical we have cryo I'll take the crit See if I can sneak
through nope that's not
going to happen Damn it that could have gone betterWhat like
there I don't. I don't know what hit meBut there I just ran
through those bugs far closer and they
didn't hit me. Okay Supply pot is up this will get us one more
level I feel like this is the way we're
going to go cuz I really want to get that
second overclock On the big boy Let's go down this way where's the supply
pod and there it is go around the loot dudes Oh we are loading up on expat least Fire rate let's
go reload speedYeah we'll
take that what have we got knockback. Slower reload but double fire oh shit that's
tough Knockback will it knock back everything it
hits or just the one it's targeting cuz it
pierces everything You're at like 30% credit Yeah we're up pretty high I think we're
above 30 actually way above 30 right 45 Which is actually pretty nice it's it's it's
hitting prettyIt's hitting pretty good but
it's it's definitely you can get reload
pretty easy. Yeah reload seems pretty easy the
clip size
is nice I like that cuz I'm assuming that
means it'll double cuz it's one shot one
reload so now it'll shoot twice but not back
strikes me is really really powerful But our problem hasn't been getting to the
Dreadnought and I don't think that's going
to knock back the Dreadnought so let's do
the double shots Okay let's get this let's get this knocked
out oh that sucks that sucks come on come on
quick quick quick You can do it you can do it you can do it
thank God Thank you yeah you da
mn right door boy let's
go let's fucking go okay good Delicious Dee fucking Licious fire rate or
damage to sing already shoots pretty quickSo
we'll bump it up a little bit. Okay grenade we don't really care too much
about the grenade we're going to keep
pumping this guy we'll see what we get I
guess I'm not specifically targeting either right
now move speed I mean Oh that could not have happened much at a
better a better time could it okay Explain fuck already level 40 I mean we're
at the end of
thatThese all kind of suck I
mean three armor whatever. I'll just take three take the ex again 3
hours better cuz I'm going to take more than
three hits before I die but Okay I don't really need we'll take this cuz I
will mind some goldAll right so where's our
doofus there he is. I love a big Chain Reaction like that damn
it Ooh fire rate let's go okay I don't need it
for that but that's still good we're getting
pretty close to to A pop on that little dude aren't weYeah one
more level on the li
ttle guy on the on the
jukov. We still didn't get any mining speed got to
get some mining speed See if we can get anything down there nope
nope we're not going to risk itOkay okay. Depends on how the knockback works yeah
exactly and I don't know I don't know how it
worksBut actually I had a drinks. I never took a break to go get more you fool
now there's mining speed God damn it we
don't have enough stuff Okay so what can we get we can getOh we can
get two levels let's get this straight up. Extr
a damage and reload extra damage
piercing piercing shots right there piercing
shots 100% That'll help us deal with everything while
we work on the bossOkay. We don't have enough money to do anything
else all right First Priority Health I didn't realize I was going to hit me when
I was close to it and it poppedThat sucks
that sucks. Okay let's try and go find the other cocoons Damn where are they I'm not seeing them we have this problem
last time I could not find the damn cocoons And try and burr
ow a little bit around the
the perimeter too just to give myself some
run room if I get stuck on the perimeter Without cutting my only escapers out you
know Finally found oneOkay it's back behind me
get this popped. Okay good good let's get out of hereIs that
all of them yes oh shit. Okay just carve throughThat works that
worked well actually that worked very well
okay. Buy rateYes. This is clearly going to be our
main weapon going forward. Come on come on come on come on come on come
on come on
come on come on come on come on Good good that worked out beautifullyCould
not have really gotten that to land much
better. Okay Max hit points reload speed I think
reload Cuz we want this we want this bitch firing
as much as we can get her to cuz she's our
big guy Where is the other coco or the big cocoon
there it is there it is okay let's get to
Dreadnought out Pray for me chat wish me luckSave the the
you know the thing you know the thing. Okay okay off we go Okay just watching watching watc
hing for him
to charge move before he does Damn it This magnet's well-timed Okay reload's not going to arm is not going
to help us that's not going to help us
reload speed I guess Not going well though is it Well maybe it's not going too bad Ah shit can't hear okay got to not forget
what I'm doing got to not forget what I'm
doing I see you space coast Rock and stone rocking Stone let's go we can
do this we can do this Bitch yes I can't believe I pulled that off
God damn it oh that was so loud th
at was so
loud I blinked at the wrong time but I think I
still made it yes okay but he didn't hit me
he didn't hit me he didn't hit me he didn't
hit me okay backtracking here was bad Okay we got to pop these guys we got a clear
path we're kind of an emergency mode right
now Very lucky very lucky get through hereOkay. Okay we're in the clear we're in the clear
we're in the clear we're in the clearWe're
not. We're not in the clear we're not in the
clear but we're close we're trying Oh my God oh my
God oh my God oh my God my
heart rate is real fucking high right now
electrical releasing explosion whenever the
weapon reloads got it do it do it go go go
go go Oh shit oh shit oh shitGet him. We got him we fucking got itFuck you. Oh shit fuck you do not kill me on the way
out Watch fucking go dudeHell yes. Fuck yeah. With cat ears God damn I feel very proud of
that I feel very good about that indeed All rightJesus Christ with a fight what a
fucking fight let's fucking go dude. That that was g
ood that felt like an
achievement you know like I'm happy with
that dude that made me feel good all right
it's been a hot minute since I've had a
reaction like that to a game you know what I
mean like that's that's like that's like
molten core first time you get fucking How the hell I forgotten his name ragnaros
down it's like the first time you drop rag
just God damn feels good feels good this is
why we came you're damn right you're damn
right damn that was good complete the dive
it can be done
Roster was not was not wrong though man that
shit is tough and but like they're like
there were so many times that that guy
should have hit me and I didn't dodge he
just didn't hit me So like kind of got lucky in some ways
butWho Mama well well. Yeah I did not get like much upgrade stuff
at all did I quit chance up quit damage up
lock up armor up Yeah I'm going to save my mats I'm going to
save my mats what did we unlock so we fully
unlocked Crystal Caverns we now have to move
to magma core I w
as going to say I've never seen you so
intense with that reaction I was very very
worried I was going to die again I was
getting really fucking annoyed about dying
all the time you know I like to I like to
succeed you know Okay so we have to get one more point before
we can do any of the other stuffWe have four
okay where do we have the fourth one from. Okay well I mean do we want to go try them
old magma core I'll try magma core let's try
it real quick let's try it real quick I
don't want it I
don't want to get into it
cuz then I'll run too late you know So yeah there we goThat feels pretty good
that feels pretty good I got to come down
from that for a hot minute though I got to
come down from that. First things first let me let me switch over
to something a little more mellowSwitch the
music some more mellow. I'm going to say deep rock Galactic Survivor Big success big success I don't know if you
like that kind of game but If you do like that kind of game I think
you're going to like
it I think you're going
to like it I certainly like it thank you for
keeping me sane during work thank you for
hanging out I see it's absolutely my
pleasure to be part of your work day and and
part of your collection of friends and part
of your life as with the rest of you as I
always say I'm so grateful that you all are
here it's it's just a delight to spend some
time with you guys and be a little idiot
with you guys and play games badly for you
guys and every now and then we win you know
ever
y now and then we win and it's fun And in the times that we lose make the times
that we win all the sweeter in my opinion so
it's okay to suck at it Another thing that happens when you get old
if you didn't know sometimes your hands just
stopSo another thing to look forward to
kids. Every now and then your hands will just go
I'm doneAnd the thing you're holding will
just say goodbye gravity one bitch. Happens all the time her people drop a cup
or I'll I'll drop a remote or something and
the othe
r whoever drops the thing goes oh
shit and the other person God dammit you know cuz they freak out also
I'm sorry if I blew your eardrums out I
think I gave my limiter a workout I should
it shouldn't have I have a very good limiter
on setup I think but Yeah cuz I'm coming and tested before there
was a time I think it was Athena and Peach
and maybe a couple other people are in chat
and I just full on yelled as loud as I could
like wake the neighbors loud and they said
it didn't peek so we're prob
ably okay but if
I blew out your drums I apologize I was just
very excited there So let's see what do we have going on let me
let me think about what we have going onTo
recap. We met the sub goal of 100 sub points And harpies Mike has been ordered and it
will be here tomorrow so when when she if
she streams with me would she plans to this
weekend She'll have her new microphone and that'll
be amazing For a new sub goal Harpy is going to do a
baking stream the next time we hit 100 sub
points so th
at will be her baking RL and
I'll be running the text side of things and
the camera and all that cuz it's just the
two of us so we'll do a harpy baking stream
can't wait to get baked with you all no shit
no shit Jesus Christ You you definitely missed a boss fight holy
fuck we finally got the boss Beach we
finally got the boss down it took a minute
but we got there and I might have had a
rather loud reaction I hope you had fun
sorry I've been so busy never apologize for
being busy and yes we had
fun and I'm just
glad you're here if it's if you're here for
one minute or you're here for five and a
half hours I'm glad you're here You know if you if you swing in and say
hello and leave without another wordTotally
valid you know I'm glad anybody. Spends any portion of their day going like
hey let's go check in on old man landed and
say hi to his stream because there you have
a lot of options out there everybody all of
us we have a lot of options so anytime you
like to spend a little bit of y
our time with
with this old guy I'm glad I'm glad and I appreciate itSo
Harvey baking stream next time we hit a
hundred. Sub points We will we will figure one out and get one
done and then Harpy is going to be gaming
with me this weekend we're probably going to
play some classic deep rock Galactic and/or
lethal company we'll see also ICN I see
underscore Ann is going to be let me do this I don't know why I'm shouting her out you
all know her but I like to type the command
now and then so I see A
nne is going to be playing lethal
company this evening at 6:00 Pacific ish and
probably playing a little bit after that
after a little warm up chatter with the with
the group so Get a Little Love in for icy and you know
spend some time with I see this evening if
you got if you got some time going on Harpy
and I are probably going to drop in and play
a game or two around or 5:00 if we have time
and depending on what exactly she's got
going on I know she had some stuff that
could bleed into this w
eekend so we'll see
I'm going to talk to her on the way home I
haven't heard from her really much today so
and she's up and she's up in it right now
she's busy so that's not unusual But I'll talk to her on the ride home and
we'll get that schedule figured out and and And we will be there if we can but Harpy and
I will be playing some some games this
weekend and yeah I just had a great time
playing with you guys today I do still want
to visit last epic and we have so much more
to look at in Deep
Rock Survivor I thought
that was a lot of fun and I kind of want to
play more of it so I'm thinking Maybe we'll do that if I can keep my grubby
little hands out of the game while I'm not
streamingThere's the hard part. So we'll see if I can behave myself will
continue and otherwise even if I can't pay
myself will probably continue but I talked earlier about wanting to read out
if we ended early and I just I don't feel
like we've ended early enough you know to do
the whole like thing I wanted to
do were
right out and hit somebody who's got just
you know one or two or three viewers Because I don't want to do that and bail I want to do that when I've got time to like
stick around for 20-30 minutes and like
actually you know talk with the person and
engage with them and you know help help
drive a little action in their chat so I
don't want to do that right now it can it
still can't It still can't help someone I mean it does
it does still help it does still help you
right yeah because I gue
ss it's not just me
like there are other people who can be
talking that's true that's true all right
let's let's get that let's get that going on
let me find somebody let me find somebody That would be this button right here that
button that button there we go but I get
what you're saying you're right you're right
it doesn't have to be just me I have in my
head it's always just me like it's got to be
me doing it and it's not it's not that's not
the case at all So brows sure I don't look for for
streams
very often anymore cuz I have so many people
what category should we look for Let's see What do I love what do I love what do you
guys love what do we all love when we like
chatting we like to send that you like we
like art we like stardew I like Star do a
lot we can look for Deep Rock why don't we
look for Deep Rock Yeah it's a pretty Galactic survival
continue the fun and look for somebody who's
just either just getting rolling or maybe
doesn't have a whole lot going on bear with
me I'
m looking I want to find somebody who's got like some
you know they got a little bit of overlays
going on they got some cameras you know and
and we'll just go hang out This is going to take a minute it's going to
take a minute so bear with me bear with me Or I'm just trying to think here any other
Deep Rock Depots yeah I see you went exactly
where I was going there are they're
definitely are some other folks Lurk-friendly I'm just looking at the tags
too sometimes maybe shit okay fair fair Portu
guese Hold up maybeMaybe. I'm being picky I'm being picky I'm like
who's the right person for all my friends to
go to I want only the best you know We have a YouTuber with with cat ears Always valid right can't knock somebody with
cat ears I'm sitting here with cat ears Tower Defense real quick English geez Louise
man come on now Almost thereI'm spending way too much time
looking I'm also fixating on the fact that
I'm spending way too much time looking. What's this guy got going on this dude got
Music playing nothing started he's got a
whole bunch of treasure on his screen he's
got some stuff going on I don't know this guy could be interesting
chatty chill Community English birthday
streamer Let's give this guy let's give this guy a
roll so this is back on five I know nothing
about this gentleman nothing about this
gentleman let's let's get a little rain
message going on And and just I don't know something
wholesome right let's like let's be
uplifting and just give this dude some love
you know he's playing a game he's playing a
game on his own right now and let's let's
give him a little bit of love precious
stones just don't belong for Valentine's Day
for the loot Deep dive for x and Bug hunts
rock and stone I mean he's got he's got a
he's got a good looking stream here actually
better than mine I'd say So let's see here now I see her where's my where's my where's my
freaking chatter in a window there it is
there it isI got to find my I got to find my
emotes. We rocked hard t
oday that works I like that
yeah I like that Dina let's do that all
right there's a raid message and we're going
to raid this gentleman Read Wow or I can just cut off the end of the
raid message there we go okay let me get
this into the old chat Okay there we go so we're going to raid
vagamon 5 I don't know this particular
person I just want to give this guy some
love and and share some viewership and you
know to hang out for a minute with them and
and help lift his day up the way you guys
uplif
t my day okay if you don't mind I'd
love it and I'd love it and cuz I know I remember back
when I first dreamed How big of a deal it was when I got you know
even just a few follows and even a few and
this guy's got more followers than Heidi
right now so he doesn't need that kind of
lift but you know what I'm saying like when
you're streaming it's just you It's a nice pick me up so I'm going to do
some homework and find some people to read
out to like that but in the meantime let's
go visit this
guy I love you all very much
I'll see you all this weekend and we're on
Isis tonight thank you for hanging out today
I'll see you soon
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