कामदेव - अपनी इंद्रियों को वश में रखो | Kaamdev Hindi Short Film @TheShortKuts

You're giving me looks as if I've robbed a bank! Do you owe money to the 'beedi' seller? 'Beedi' seller? Oh, 'Paan' seller. Yes, I've to pay him for 2 cigarettes. You owe him for 30 cigarettes in total. He said, 'Ma'am, increase your husband's pocket money.' 'Chhagan Chaurasia, Why did you tell my wife?' I lost face before that 'Beedi' seller! He sells 'Paan' not 'Beedi'. Lockdown ended 2 years ago. Your friends are busy job hopping while you couldn't land a single job! I am trying... But nothin

g's coming of it! It's not in my hands! Your father's recommendation got you a job. I have no such influence. You love playing the victim card and berating me. I didn't get a job because of my dad. I studied day and night to get this job. Your certificates speak otherwise. You scored 34% in 10th 36% in 12th you graduated with a grade C, yet you bagged a government job. I fell ill right before the exams. Hence, the low scores. Each time? You fell ill each time? Yes, my immunity was weak. Was it w

eak immunity or weak brains? Don't make me angry, Dev! Suffice it to say I had weak immunity. Yes, it was weak immunity. But your luck is strong. You're enjoying the perks of a government job while I'm getting screwed in private sector despite my good grades. What's with that cheap language? You've been warned. Don't use this screwed word! I mean, I get squeezed! I had no god father to write me a recommendation. - I was born in... - Victim card again! For your kind information, these days govern

ment employees are facing the same fate as you guys. Earlier we'd go and leave work as we pleased. We weren't answerable to anyone. 'You mean you were having a gala time.' But now we have to report on time and complete targets. We're accountable for everything. 'Good, you've played too many tricks.' This stingy government keeps record of every single penny! 'You do the same with me.' Thanks to digital transaction, we can't even make an extra penny. 'Extra penny? You charged 20,000 for checking t

he file' 'and 200,000 to sign it.' The money I gathered over the years went waste due to demonetisation! 'Old sins cast long shadows, Kamini.' These are terrible times for us. But it's good for the nation. Not at all. The government is screwing us. Squeezing us. Now you know how it feels when you get squeezed! Don't preach at me, while you stay home and enjoy free food! What did you say? Free food? I'm so sorry, Dev. I eat free food? I didn't mean it, sorry. What about the chores I do all day lo

ng? I said I'm sorry. I sweep and mop the floor, pack your lunch, wash your clothes and iron them, make dinner give you a head massage to stop hair fall... Don't bring all that up. I slog like a maid and serve you at night as well. I feel like a used cupid! Victim card again! It's not a victim card, Kamini. You don't know how it feels to be jobless. I've been desperate to be home for a long time, Dev. Give me a chance to do that. We've been married for 10 years, Dev. Will you ever give me a chan

ce to go on maternity leave? Don't you think your sexologist uncle is responsible for this? He claimed guaranteed results. I'm under medication since 8 years now! All you do is blame others. You're neither professionally successful nor... Say it. Why did you stop? You'll be heart broken! No, Kamini. Just say it. Forget it, Dev. - No, just say it today. - Get out of the way. - Just say it clearly... - Move! - Just be out with it. - Oh forget it. Don't ruin my mood. So you mean I am neither profes

sionally successful, nor my sperms... - Hello? - Hello, Mr. Dev? - Yes. - I'm calling from Paramanand Pvt. Ltd. - Param Anand? (Extreme pleasure) - Yes, sir. This is Sonakshi from Paramanand Pvt. Ltd. Tell me, Sonakshi. Sir, I am Sona not Sonakshi. But you just said Sonakshi. Sir, my name is Sona but I just sneezed and you heard it as Sonakshi. I see. Tell me, Sona. Sir, off 100 lucky males, your name has been shortlisted by our company. You can be super rich! Look madam, I've to peel potatoes a

nd knead the dough. I've loads to do. I'll hang up now. Hello, Hello, Hello Sir... "Like a bell" "I keep getting used" "Like a bell" "I keep" - Hello? - Hello. Hello! Madam, I'm not interested. Hello, sir. Hello? Where are you, sir? Madam, I said I'm not interested. Are you in the kitchen? Why do you care, madam? Just get on with it. No, sir, I heard some vessels. Are you doing the dishes? Hello? Sir, if you are doing the dishes I'll call you back. I'm not doing dishes but having brunch on the d

ining table. That's the sound of cutlery. I'm so sorry, sir. Just hear me out. I know what you'll tell me. You are a marketing girl, right? No, sir, sales executive. Same thing. It's not the same, sir. Sales Executive. Okay, madam sales executive. Sir, sales executive. That's what I said. Sir, you mispronounced it. Madam, just get on with it. Sir, I wanted to tell you about Anand-Dhan service. Anand-Dhan from Param-Anand? Is it a life insurance policy? It's not life insurance but life enhancemen

t. This is a pleasure service. The user enjoys bliss and money both. Hence, it's called Anand-Dhan. Sounds like a spiritual name. So is its purpose, sir! Our company gives handsome romantic people like you a chance to make money. What makes you think I'm handsome and romantic? Sir, your name is Dev which means irrespective of your physique, you're a romantic at heart. Wrong... absolutely wrong. If it's all about my heart, I'll consider myself a Casanova instead! Of course, sir. You can think wha

tever you like. Doesn't cost a penny. You're smooth with words. I'm into sales after all. Okay, call back in an hour. Yes, finish the dishes until then. Just hang up, Sona. Onion, 35, potato 40, hair oil, 156 I'm short of 8 bucks. Who did I pay extra? Kamini will scold me again. Carrots, 50, radish 20 onion 35 - Hello. - Hello, sir, this is Sona. Yes, Sona. What do I have to do? - You have to sleep. - What? I mean, you have to use endearing terms. Endearing terms? That's what lovers do. You got

it right, sir. But I've already crossed the prime of my youth! Sir, it's nothing to do with your youth. I told you Anand-Dhan is a pleasure service. Our company will introduce you to some women. You just have to use endearing terms and woo them. Sonakshi! Sir, I am Sona, not Sonakshi. I know that. I meant ugh! Ugh? Why? Since when did this filthy job become a profession? - Didn't you know? - No. There was a surge in it since lockdown. I saw on news recently it's a great contributor to GDP growth

. Thousands of youths use our service and earn in millions. - They're helping the nation change. - Change the bra at least! It's torn! Bra? I haven't worn one. Sona, I meant my wife's bra is torn. Oh. Sir, just try joining Anand-Dhan service of Paramanand. You can buy loads of bras for your wife. - Hello? - Yes. Look madam, you're investing your time on the wrong person. I called myself a Casanova but in reality I'm simple like Bharat Bhushan. Bharat Bhushan? Who's that? Google it. Hello? Bharat

Bhushan? - Hello? - What are you doing? Kamini, you better buy a new bra. It's torn. Now you know about my sacrifices. This is no sacrifice, Kamini. You earn in millions and get under the table too. There's no under the table earnings now. You know that, Dev. But the government pays you well. Then why so frugal? Why are you whispering? The government pays you well. Then why so frugal? It's sacrifice not frugality. Forget the bra, I don't even buy new clothes or jewellery. I fired the driver and

take cabs. These sacrifices helped us buy a house in a posh area. Or we wouldn't even afford the rent with your salary. Forget me, I'm anyway below your standard. You should stay well dressed. Your outer clothes can be simple but inner clothes should be attractive. What's with the outer and inner clothes? Just say lingerie. Okay, so your lingerie should be perfect. A saari may make you fall in love but ultimately it always ends with taking it off! Dev, your love will see culmination only when y

ou buy me a bra with your earnings. I've decided, I'll buy a bra with your salary. Stop acting like a teenager, Kamini. It's a bra not a wedding chain. You didn't even check with me. When will I get a job and when will I buy you a bra! Dev, Dev! Listen, there's green peas in the fridge. Peel them. - Okay. - Listen. Make 'paratha' and 'matar paneer' for dinner. Also, make some rice. - Okay. - Dev, did you iron the clothes? I'm doing that, Kamini. Kamini? Kamini? Kamini? - Kamini? - What? You went

quiet! I was thinking of a chore for you. - What chore? - I'll call when I think of one. Bye. Leaving aside important tasks of the government, she's deciding chores for me! And then she says I eat free food! - Hello? - Hello, Mr. Dev? Sona, I'll just block you now. Why, sir? Didn't you like the service? Offer it to others. I'm not interested. Not every man is libidinous. What's that? You... Suffice it to say some men are not filled with lust. Oh! I'm impressed, sir. You have complete control ov

er your senses. Every married man should! I shall use endearing terms only for my wife Kamini. Wow, sir! I'm touched! I mean, great men like you are hard to find. Find where? That's Exactly, what I'm saying. No, I don't know where to find. Sir, I mean it's rare. Yes, it's rare. Hard to find. But I'm glad I found you. You're great. No, that's not true, Sona. You have high hopes from me. I was just a normal guy with a decent job but lost it during the lockdown. My boss colluded with the HR guy and

I was the first to get terminated. Why? Didn't you meet your target? Sona, I was not into sales like you. Then I guess you didn't butter him up. I literally venerated him. But that BC was a demon! Sir, you must not abuse. Abuse? When did I abuse? You just said BC. BC stands for Baldev Chaddha, my boss. Oh! Why did he hate you? - He was jealous of me. - Why? Because I was more eligible. The moment your boss realises you're better than him, he'll chase you like a Doberman dog. You know that breed

with a short tail. Yes, sir, dangerous breed. Yes, so that BC... Baldev Chaddha! No, this time I abused him... I'm jobless since 2 years because of Baldev Chaddha. Anyway, in the last two years I realised one must have a job to get his wife to respect him. I understand, sir. Even if a wife earns in millions, she will never want her husband to be jobless, and live off her earnings. So she pressurises her husband and makes him feel guilty by comparing with other husbands so he can perform well. B

ut I haven't performed in 10 years. What do you mean? We don't have kids. I'm so sorry, sir. I understand your pain. How? Are you also barren? C'mon, sir. I'm not married yet. Then you can't understand my pain. Sir, I'm the optimistic kinds. I believe if your bat is intact, you can hit a six anytime! Double meaning, right? No, sir. I mean, soon you'll have a baby. For now, I want a job. But something respectable not this shady job. Sir, there's no dearth of work at Paramanand Pvt. Ltd. We have o

ne more service for decent folks like you. - One night... - Stand? No, sir. One night entertainer. What's that? Sir, many of our clients are bored of their husbands. They've lost interest. You just have to entertain them with jokes. Hope you can crack silly jokes. Now don't say your jokes are reserved for your wife! Joke for my wife? She thinks I am a joke! Given a chance, I can perform for sure. That's fantastic, sir. You'll get 20,000 for each night. - 20,000? - In cash, every night. I'm ready

. Okay, sir. I'll schedule a meeting for this week. You just have to pay 8,999 and register with us. - Bribe? - It's registration fees, not bribe. But I am an eligible candidate. I know my work. I can prove it right away. There was an elephant and an ant. - They... - Sir, please stop. Sona, you're missing the punch. There is laughter in the next line. Sir, 8,999 is mandatory. Okay, cut it from my salary. No, sir. That's company policy. You have to pay registration fees in advance. I told you I'm

jobless since two years. I can't pay from my wife's money. I'm sure you have some savings. It's a small amount. Even cheapskates have that amount! You enjoyed calling me cheapskate! Sorry, sir, you'll have to pay the fees in advance. What fees? - C'mon! - Try to understand. - You give in. - You're being impossible. Really? I'm being impossible? Yes, you are. You're the one calling me since morning. You didn't even let me do the dishes. You were doing the dishes? But you said you were having you

r brunch! Well, yes. My servant dropped the cutlery and that made a noise. Any problem? Amazing! You have a servant, dining table and cutlery too yet you can't pay 8,999! - What do you mean? - These cheapskate behaviour! Look, don't call me a cheapskate. Fine, I won't. Borrow some money from your servant and pay him back later. What a joke! So the employer should borrow from his employee! Some economics! You'd know better, you're Padma Bhushan after all. Who's that? That's what you'd said. I sai

d Bharat Bhushan. He was great yesteryear actor! Forget it, let me speak to your manager. Don't you understand what I said? Wow! You're casual now! It'll get worse now. I see. Some manners you have! Manners aren't applicable to cheapskates. Mind your language, Sonakshi. You can't even remember my name! It's Sona not Sonakshi. I don't care what your name is. Get your manager on the line. I won't! Now what? You've been bugging me all morning. - It's who's pestering me. - I won't do this and that!

Of course I won't. - I won't do your filthy work. - You have no money! You think I'm a fool to pay you? - You want everything for free! - When did I say so? I said deduct it from my show income. Deduct from show income! Bloody rock star! Who do you think I am? - Fraud! - Really? You're a fraudster! - Shut up. - You shut up. - You keep quiet, fraudster. - Shut up. - Fraud! - Shut up! - Fraud. - Shut up! You're a fraudster. - Shut up. - Fraud. - Shut up. - Fraud. Yes, I'm a fraudster. I'm a frauds

ter. You're right, sir. I am a fraudster. Circumstances compelled me to cheat. I too lost my job during the lockdown. I'm still looking for a job. I haven't got one yet. I lost my dad to corona and mom is so ill I see no signs of recovery. All my savings were spend on her treatment. I have no money for medicines. I had no choice but to resort to this. But I failed here as well. Was this your first call? Yes. How did you guess? No, you sneezed while telling your name. Guess god doesn't want you t

o do this. Don't do this, Sona. My name isn't Sona. It was an alias. My name is Sonakshi. Nice name. You are a nice person, Mr. Dev. Your wife is indeed lucky. Husbands like you are hard to find these days. I'm sorry for all this. Really sorry. I've transferred 8,999. But this is not a registration fees. It's for your mother's medicines. Pay me back when you get a job. Thank you so much, Mr. Dev. You're really Bharat Bhushan. Hello. What are you doing? I'll make 'matar paneer' now. Then I'll mak

e 'paratha'. Then rice. Don't bother. Why? Do you want something else? Tell me. Let's go out and have dinner. No, Kamini. Only one of us is earning. Don't waste money. Buy yourself a branded bra. I was rude this morning. Sorry, Dev. I didn't feel bad. I know you're stubborn. But I've sworn to buy a new bra with your salary. Any special reason for treating this slave with dinner? Uncle's medicines have worked. What? I am pregnant, Dev. What? Yes. We're going to be parents. See you in an hour. And

then... good times are here "There's good news for all" "I made it finally" "Lady luck has smiled at me" "I'll be a daddy soon" "Listen up, woman, spread the word" "and share the good news with everyone" "I'm over the moon" "Welcome the baby with sweets" "I'm over the moon" "Welcome the baby with sweets" "Oh my!" "Radhe Radhe, Grandma" "My sis-in-law called to make an announcement" "The news made me crazy and I flew straight from Canada" "It's joy long over due" "I came prepared" "Let the baby

know, I'll be its body guard for life" "Uncle, get all the sweets" "possible from the car" "Let's celebrate with American sorbet" "With zest and enthusiasm" "we'll celebrate tonight with no restrictions" "Oh my!" "Be proud on this joyous occasion" "You aimed it right and you'll be a dad soon" "Be proud on this joyous occasion" "You aimed it right and you'll be a dad soon" "Stars have favoured you" "Stars have favoured you" "All the relatives near and far, just dance away" "Sweety, celebrate for

you'll be an aunt!" "I'm over the moon" "Welcome the baby with sweets" "I'm over the moon" "Welcome the baby with sweets" "Dance everyone" "Dance everyone" "Dance everyone" "Call for sweets" "Dance everyone" "Dance everyone" "Dance everyone" "Call for sweets" "Dance everyone" "Dance everyone" "Dance everyone" "Call for sweets"