there's no pillar you absolute liar she
just set me up for failure she's like oh yeah you should charge the thing I think
this is the part where I drive off into death just like a homeless person in New
York I've been doing some snooping around in the dumpster of the internet known as
Steam recommendation page and I ended up finding something pretty interesting Pacific
drive this game costed so much that I had to sell my left kidney in order to get it but it
looks really well done so let's
hop into it I also put my microphone right next to my keyboard
so you just get to hear the the lovely Heavenly sounds of my keyboard going very immersive in
1947 the Olympic Peninsula became the staging ground for a promis in new tech technology
as rumors of its utopian creators spread so did stories about overnight evacuations unsolved
disappearances and unnatural Encounters in 1947 the Olympic Peninsula became the staging
ground for a promise in new technology as rumors of its utopian Cr
eator spread so did
stories about overnight evacuations unsolved disappearances and unnatural encounters aliens
Bigfoot Goatman in 1955 the government W walled off a ction to the peninsula to establish the
Olympic exclusion zone for 30 years the Zone's bord grew until the government withdrew and
sealed every access point sounds about right sounds like a certified government moment
they probably found oil in there and they just had to make sure no one else got it what
happened inside was ne
ver disclosed definitely oil they found a secret a
secret reservoir of money oh yo was that my yacht am I rich oh no
I'm not rich I'm poor okay stay on the roads incredible what's this I have to actually drive
my car that's unheard of w gas oh okay here we go this music is unbelievably loud Jiminy
Christmas no stop my ears they can't handle this wait settings audio the radio music let's
turn that bad boy down thank you oh wait there's a streamer safe mode yes why didn't they have
that turn
ed on to begin with honestly I don't know but yay I get to avoid copyright let's go
the copyright prevention unit I know how to play video games thank you let's drive on the wrong
side of the road welcome to England idiots we we oh that would have killed
me how do I turn my blinkers on how do I turn my turn signal on or do we just not care about that what if I crash
I'm a great driver I'm a gray driver we here I go woohoo sounds about right sounds about
right I'm such a great driver am I ri
ght I'm just so good I'm trying to
turn my lights on there we go wee oh is it raining looks like it's
raining a little bit it's time to turn my windshield wipers on it's getting a
little stormy out oh hey is this that mysterious wall that everyone's
been talking about I could care less I'm here to make my chicken nugget
delivery and nobody's going to stop me I got rid of my left kidney to play this game
and I'm going to complete this delivery if it's the death of me even if I have to trans
cend
dimensional barriers I I will do it man as long as I can get a few deons from this delivery
are there any other cars on this road or am I just the only idiot out here the only guy
who stupid enough to actually drive near this thing I don't know probably pretty neat though uh
let me just learn how to drive real quick sorry about that let me just there we go it's fine
driver's licenses are for nerds me I passed Mrs Puff's boating school so I'm good I've
already toggled my headlights I a
m 10 steps ahead I guess I don't need them in
the tunnel that's fine can I turn my brightness up I can't see I can't see didd
squat video yeah let's turn this bad boy up apply yes okay I can see a little bit better now
see I have a skylight in my room that's just blasting sunlight onto my computer screen
so I'm having a really hard time seeing whoa apparently the radio demons
over here we're just going to keep driving it's none of my business if
it doesn't give me money then I don't care o
r is that my radio oh it's
it's my radio tripping out okay it's probably because of that
giant satellite right there what does this say warning launch and
construction facility ahead Peri periodic volume warning okay so they're
launching they're launching Rockets into outer space that's why this is the
Mars colony awesome what does this say nothing it's been it's
been blanked out a Sim wrote that charact wrote that sign it's fine
what does that say I can't see anything rocks thanks for th
e update I would
have never noticed that those were indeed rocks I actually thought
they were a fence not going to lie oh none of my business don't even pay any
mind to it temporal sh shifts in reality not my problem doesn't concern me I have to
deliver these chicken nuggets yep doesn't mean anything to me out of my face what
does that sign say go backwards keep out nah nah why would I keep out I'm entering
stranger things world I'm going to meet 11 in here maybe a demogorgan or two yo I'm
pedal into the metal you think the Rifts in the dimensional barrier are scaring me not
today Let's ignore the ominous glowing thing bye H oh no someone siphoned my fuel
before I got here oh never mind it's just Satan it's just Satan swallowing
me whole a dear God no roll credits roll credits it was the demon of loading screens no oh okay we're here now yo it's the bass salt Remnant
from Minecraft the hit video game the Olympic exclusion Zone that's a sick name
to be honest honest the ooey
gooey rocks phasing in and out of reality sounds about right what the
heck yo can I jump on the tire and just levitate to Victory bet what about the waterfall is this
a nuclear waterfall am I going to get 10,000 lb of radiation poisoning by standing here no
okay get to safety and find Transportation don't mind don't mind that that no none of my
business I still have to make that delivery man wow are these pieces of my yeah yeah sounds about
right I'll take my door back please this is the o
nly expensive part on my whole vehicle give it to
me you know how many buyers on eBay I had to out bid for this door bro ah fine whatever I don't
even know what that was it's probably my seat belt M yeah sounds about right this is what the
organic consumers Association thinks GMOs will do to you ah caution yeah I think we're Way Beyond
caution at this point guys give me a break control to crouch epic I'm glad that's a universal law
of video gaming the textures just got a lot less whoa uh I
don't know what that's about whatever
apparently this is water is this this is water or is this milk what is this m
yummy all right we're gone we're out of here man I sure hope no toxic monsters
cave in my skull like I just caved in that branch die give me the coins no okay hello
someone out there hello what a sworn never mind could have sworn what Buster again you
supposed toe up this piece of junk years ago oh put the wheel back on I got you fam okay I'm a
mechanic in my spare time I'm j
ust that good uh is there anything else I can grab in here before I
just steal this guy's car ah yes welcome to the Olympic exclusion Zone where we can carjack and
completely get away with it it's fine uh start the engine oh cool cool oh put in drive oh you
know it get me out of here signal yes it's back it's back I know this is and Francis c located
in midone sector B do you read me this is just cursed BG Drive signal in the outer zone it
looks like you're somewhere around sector E True he
y Francis come here Francis Urgent leave
that interferometer alone for a second something is out there yeah do something about it I'm gone
I'm driving the Mystery Machine to the we got live one hey do you copy hello hello is this name
working does it look like I have a microphone brother they don't have a trans exactly won't
hear a thing back true but if this strand they mean they're from outside they're a breacher yeah
hey hey how did you get through the barrier wall no one's gotten into t
he Zone in ages and live
to tell about it and if we don't get them to safety this one won't either that's a good point
why does he sound like donatell hey you're in serious danger the instability is closing in and
it's going to scramble you quicker than beefing a blender it CL the shelter is a few miles east get
there however you can and be quick about it okay I got you anyway my car broke down what now check
your trunk for a fuel can oh yes let me just pull it out of the nuclear goo don't
worry about it I'm
sure I'm not getting 10,000 types of cancer right now just by being in this place siphon oh yo am I
going to suck on the gas engine oh never mind cord physics okay thanks for the gas that
was somebody else's car that I just stole from fill your tank where
even is it oh there it is Yo car simulator this is more immersive
than real life honestly relatable store fuel can okay I'll just place
it back in the goo where I got it from don't worry about it oh oh never
mind I'm l
eaving I'm leaving calm down calm down I'm leaving I'm leaving I am getting
so much nuclear radiation poisoning right now I'm growing a third eye there it is again flip
on the spectrometer I've seen that wave for before but where kiding uh Remnant uh can't be
there hasn't been one in decades a Remnant look at that spectral fingerprint and tell me that
doesn't match the remnant EX Remnant from the hit franchise Five Nights at Freddy looking
at is how fast this prach seems to be moving I know
if I didn't know better I'd say they're
going about the speed of no way no way did not tell me they found a Remnant and it's a car
this time yeah holy CHR no one's Wheels in here for ages I'm just better like that to
know how com Ching away out there I don't know man we have bigger problems I'm spinning
out of control luckily for you I'm a NASCAR driver sh go on and let yourself in I ain't
going to like you poking around in there but better to face a bad side than let the Zone
Eat You Ali
ve okay cool I'm gone let me just combo some bushes on the way go for it break
through the fence I'm gone peace out idiots uh a all right that was some expert driving on my part I'll take my second license now
I didn't put it in park did I oopsy daisies that's something I should
do anyway expert driver where did my wheel go anyway it's getting a little stormy hey yo it's unlabeled brand give me some
of that flip the breaker switch I got you fam pick up the backpack from the who's
there the
shop God it's been breached yeah you've got 5 Seconds to get the hell
out I before you what yell at me my head emergency broadcast hello attention this
message is for Dr opilia Turner who sent a preach it to your garage on official's own
business yeah have it on very good authority that this person is in possession of a Remnant
which has taken the form of a car and uh get off the remnant thing she's not going to care
right like I said super officials own business protocol uh demands that yo
u keep them alive
until we can get them to safety now if you do not comply I will occupy this broadcast channel
with a recitation of the entire collection of poems I've personally written that's 10 years
and 17 volumes and that voice like a nailed to the skull roasted so another breacher huh yeah
how do you Outsiders not understand and OD I didn't build that 300 me wall out there for fun
because I felt like it I had to deliver chicken nuggets get off my case wait I just remember
I don't gi
ve a damn why or how you got here they trespassing and I'd kindly like you to
get the hell out of my zone make me idiot unfortunately the barrier wall is as fortified
against which just trying to get in unless it is against anyone or anything Trine to leave we
have to find you a way out so you might as well start by fixing up that car just don't break
anything in my shop with those soft hands of hey I've got masculine man hands get out of here
I have testosterone leaking out of my pores get
out of my face what you need help there's a
headset somewhere in the garage put it on the built-in diagnostic will tell you what needs
fixing up you know I didn't ask for help but that that's highly appreciated thank you also
that rain is unbearably loud there's a Code uh yeah wrong wrong okay what headset it says
mechanics ey head sit hanging by the map what map brother there is no map in here
if there's a map oh never mind there's a giant map and a big glowing headset
yeah I'm just smar
t like that never mind T deer wounds at the first aid station
gotcha yo give me another dose of that M I love Health m M it's like a drug I can't
get enough of my immune system is popping off right now all right uh what am I doing
I have to come over here put the wheel back on what do you mean I'm wearing the headset what what do you want about oh
let me grab my wheel yeah that's not a bad idea just pop this bad boy back
on like it never happened not even a problem R oh oh I just have a doo
r okay
apparently I can just peel any any part I want off yoink incredible this thing is
actually just made of cardboard what is this at least that rain stopped it's not
as loud anymore drive the car into the auto shop gotcha the radio's going hey at
least they have a sick signal in here am I right all right let's back this bad boy up never mind back her up oh yeah let's get her in
there time to do some repairs to this bad boy cuz I have so much experience I mean how else
will I deliver th
e chicken nuggets all right this game is very loud okay steel panel well why what's wrong with my steel panel I did I drove the car into
the what do you want from me is this not driven enough for you here
here little more there you go there are you happy now are you pleased with
yourself crude door give me that yoink that's a steel door I need a crude door
give me that open headset H how do I do that what what is that control it's just
an arrow I don't know what that means brother excuse me
I'm click I'm
clicking I'm clicking everything I'm spamming every known key that God placed on keyboards settings controls H what is this key what key is this it's just an
arrow I'm clicking the arrow key it's not doing anything back okay Buster all right smarty
we're just going to click every number I can just kick random things
around the workshop this is great oh dang apparently I can Yeet the door hardcore this is the thing about video games that
have Ikea instructions as their gamepla
y mechanics they don't actually tell you
which button is what they just go oh it's the arrow just click the arrow and I'm over
here crying in the corner like what do you mean I'm clicking everything that resembles an
arrow what are you on about what what what is t I'm doing magic whoa oh I see I'm scanning
no I don't want to warp I don't want to do any magic I just want to get out of here I
just want to open my headset I just want to do the silly funny it won't let me what
does it all mean
what does it all mean oh is this it tab it's tab okay that would have been nice to know all right
add to your list crew door okay my list this the list doors crude door view blueprint pined the checklist oh I did it I'm
smart intelligent boy gather items from abandoned car behind the garage for
your checklist search the abandoned cars trunk don't worry boss I got it why
can't I open this search the toolbox by the garage door for a prior every horror
game is Just chore simulator prove me wr
ong oh is this uh put the put this in my main hand how do I equip the crowbar what does it all mean oh I put it in my hand okay I have a crowbar I did it
ah what is this oh it's a trunk ah I see yes I'll take the broken wine glass
road flare I'll take that don't worry and another road flare put this in my backpack
things are starting to make slightly more sense okay uh search the dumpster by the garage door for crucial items you are
unable to craft give me friendly dumpster yes very friendly
dumpster I would I would agree oh now I got Yo the grinding machine
all right who's ready for some PVP idiots oh who's ready for some destruction I'm
going to drill into every known substance just tear up everything watch this she said uh try not to make too much of
a mess on my lab watch this idiot oh I'm destroying everything what are
you going to do about it what are you going to do about it I'm unlocking the secret
ending right now I'm doing God's work yeah that'll teach you to let a
breacher
into your Workshop I'm just savaging it for the next people okay oh okay I just
broke the car I guess collecting items scrap the whole car you know what I'll just
take the hood This Hood too it's mine now Wheels panels oh I broke both I'm just that good
that's what I like to call maximum efficiency ah oh wait so that thing only lasts for
a certain amount of time that's kind of stupid give me another one thank you wow that's
really weird I thing just Thanos snapped right out of my
hands I guess I uh I got a little
too excited oh well all right I'll take this yoink ah craft a crude door
in the shop okay watch this I'm going to figure this out can't
craft this watch me watch me do it anyway door crude door craft I did it
install the door why is this important I mean I know this is just a tutorial but
why do I need this door it's not like I'm planning on picking up my girlfriend
after this come on now it's a oneperson vehicle what are you talking about out
steel panel
what's wrong with my steel panel install the crude door I did what do you mean I installed I installed it
so hard what you want another one so you want me to grab more stuff inventory full do something about it okay I'll craft another door
what I need more plastic it said install the door I did I I installed
so much door do you have any idea how much door I installed just then or do
you want it here that's the left door idiot I did it what do you want want what yo you reckon the dumpster wi
ll
give me some stuff Hello give me things I guess a man like me has to do some
exploration it turned my saw off why this is my saw can walk up here I'm on the roof
now look at me go I'm so good at video games yes I am now up here for no apparent reason H this game is for intellectuals
apparently I'm I'm too stupid to play the video game what's this a lack
of explaining things to me no way it's almost as if it's almost like the game
should explain things it's a crazy concept I know I know
it's a little hard
to understand it's a little it's a little rough if I just kick my car over and
over then what troubleshooting give your car a few quick Swift
kicks maybe it'll help good stuff I'm just kicking everything I don't even
care give me scraps Give me liberty or give me scraps toolbox mechanics kit okay so if I throw some stuff in here like that okay I'm cooking in what world does this
not work who made this thank you install the crude door what
does it look like I did what do
you mean what do you mean I
already did that you absolute goober what do you mean this game this
this game it's it's actually just bullying me there I got some random stuff from this I have another crude door trunk door there oh now it works okay get the
repair putty from the locker okay got it equip repair putty okay all righty now repair the car with it all right let me just slap some
goop on there slap some goo on that bad boy good stuff apparently this really needs it
slap some goop on
there it's the anti- rusant yes incredible structural parts yippee now my
car isn't going to absolutely die let's throw some on the wheels yeah I'm sure this won't
have any long-term consequences to my health mhm excellent it's just the time reversing fluid yeah I can see my license plate once
more Washington that's where I'm from buster W bam now there's no possible chance that I can crash yeah why don't you
go ahead and fix my ti for me there we go yeah it's pretty goopy my car is
a a goo
py individual now slap some more goo on there lather it up give it a little bath re-inflate my tire while you're at it magic goo it did I think at least I think it did Magic
goo on my headlight magic goo on the bumper you know what might as well just give some of
the drug butter to the hood again bam oh my putty died oh well scan the flat tire C oh status
flat no really I would have never noticed repair the flat by crafting and using a ceiling kit or
replace the flat with the spare tire foun
d in the locker you know one of those sounds easier than
the other just saying just saying this seems a lot easier I have to install the tire
into my hand sounds about right out of here there we go all right let's drop kick this just throw this away are you ready uh yeah goodbye thanks for all the music
and fish all right what's wrong see what did I just throw away the good wheel
hold on am I stupid oopsy daisies don't want to throw that away let's throw it back in there
yeah okay no we hav
e to take this off throw this one in the shop goodbye pick you up and install
you there we go there we go scan the loose wheel how what is wrong with this car how many this
thing is more broken than my Jeep I own Jiminy Christmas loose wheel equip the mechanics kit
okay I got you fam let me just equip that bad boy uh yeah that's how I fix my cars too
I just go and then I just we're done install cardboard boxes into the trunk
I like how they say that is if I have to nail it into the car inst
all y yes allow me
to just install some boxes install craft mat what is this a thing I have in my inventory already no craft mat oh I see it's a box but they call it
a craft mat cuz that makes total sense there we go install there's a little prototype
of mine in the garage The Arc device hook it up to your car wherever it'll fit okay will
do lady the ark device sure let me just throw this bad boy in the passenger M oh my God this
beauty won't just be your tour guide It's Your North Star and
the only way back to safety
heck you should consider it the father Son and Holy Spirit if you plan on staying alive
that's how important this thing will be to you and why do you have it in a cardboard box very
own invention I'll tell you more about it if you live long enough to use it okay thanks for the
update op or whatever your name is Oppenheimer get your first aid kits from the locker well
how about I just repair myself here all right yoink I might as well take the chemicals with
me
too I'll take the hydrogen peroxide with me what do you what do you want from
me you just want me to put things in here that's fair excuse me who's
creaking around back there don't make me saw you in half I will don't
think I won't goober don't think I won't put my Scrapper in here what
else does it want first aid kits okay cool download crafting blueprints pick
up gear blueprint print by the front garage door this is a blueprint apparently whoa okay pick
up the impact hammer blueprint by
the front garage door Oh you mean this one oh yes let me study
this yes I studied that very hard with my retinal scanners fuel that tank I got you even though I
just refilled this earlier but whatever screw the rules this is a very convenient garage I
must say align the car with the charging station throw the switch to charge
the battery how many things do I need to do man set take a look at the projector
against the wall what projector the lies and slander this is the Zone Within These
bo
rders all matter has lost the ability to hold a constant physical state does that
include my left kidney me is the shape size and makeup of just about everything constantly
changes mile grass 10 miles swamp in the blink of an eye it does constantly sick it's caused by
something we call instability we're completely surrounded by it and once you've watched
it shoot through entire mountain ranges you'll understand that you don't want to get
anywhere near it f we can only survive in here within
pockets of stability that's what you're
standing in now and that's what you're seeing mapped on the route planner if we're going to
find you a way out of the Zone you'll need to build a new antenna until then you won't be
able to detect stabilized routes beyond your immediate area rip so you've got to go hunting
for parts and that means taking a drive go on pick a route the oct device in your car
will then show you where you need to go sick three hour drive huh I pick that one cool thank y
ou random woman you've been a huge assistance to me peace out so long
hey so you going to tell me where to go it's telling me to go this way all right peace we're out of here so long
goobers back on the dusty trail we whoa some glowy blue things
going on okay W I blacked out and I died yeah this is this is where
I want to go oh oh 3 and a half hours later I'm just that good
my intellect is far superior oh okay newbie I'll keep this simple don't want
to overwhelm that little brain of yours
I know right you'll need a few things to rebuild
the antenna at the garage first on the list is plasma the woods are littered with plasma
generators look for a research trailer or a spark Tower but that's those antenna things
zapping you when you get too close both are always accompanied by plasma generators sick
theice is picking up on some plas generators nearby you mean these your headset has a buil
scanner use it on the plasma generator and it'll figure out the tools you need all right
thanks let me stop my car so I'm not wasting gas all right let me get my thingy
maber that I can saw things with all right let me get that find and scan scan looks like
it's right for the picking okay your though an imp will do the tri why can't
I just saw it what do you mean an impact hammer I'm hearing some very ominous sounds right now locked heavy duty collect materials and craft replacement parts okay can
I break down this here car sick get collected idiot I'll take
this as well look
at you out the Z all on your own they grow so fast don't they shut up didn't think we'd again after that
whole Sasquatch inent I called it it's the Sasquatch hoping to go another decade
without hearing your voice again again what did you finally talk FR to death
hello to you too opy and no I'm still here that's it that was the intera okay I really I just really want this tire
man give it to me I will beat it to death with my bare hands if I have to wow man I can't you
can't do you can't do
nothing in the Bronx oh my God nothing in here flares I guess that's neat gather materials so for an impact handle I need
Hammer I need a gas cylinder and a gear can I craft another saw thingy mobber
another Scrapper give me one of those and you need me to craft a what now
an impact hammer all right don't worry I'm on my way can I scrap this door is
this one way to just break in get me in there nope okay that's unfort fortunate oh well give me metal give me items goober awesome I'll be takin
g these thank you very much oink mine now goober well there's things in here I guess I'll take
the uh driver I bet you die to hear all about the remnants by now no can you not I'm a little
busy trying to keep them alive I'll keep to the basics I promise they deserve to know what
they're getting into no fine I'm giving you 60 seconds that is not nearly enough time to
55 seconds of counting go okay okay okay the remant in short they're old objects that do all
sorts of weird things they bind t
hemselves to people and and you're the latest victim you and
the car are inseparable now so get acquainted what does that mean once the remnant is bound
to someone they become gradually more obsessed with it it takes over the victim's mind until
they go crazy and run off into the Zone with it sick no one has ever been able to resist it
siren Call that fixation is probably worming it way into your brain as we I know that car is
pretty sexy our hands on one but we know all about the P remnant
s and oh gosh this one time
it materialized as an old Copp Kettle and the tea that came out of that it was milk now I'm
the transmiss going to your thank you to your immediate needs directly and immediately to your
radio and headset anything not Mission critical will be on a low priority frequency those
Transmissions will be recorded and indexed for you to listen to at your leisure awwesome
and by low priority I mean just about everything that comes out of tobias's mouth oh roasted
also I
agree he's kind of a yapper I ain't listening to all that so anyway am I going
to need anything with fabric I don't think so who's scrapping around over here you think
you can just be a spooky boy and think I will notice yeah these are all mine now thank you I'll take this too okay can I craft the impact hammer yet a gas cylinder and gears where do
you where do I get Gears from explain could they possibly be in this crate by any
chance a 9vt battery that might be useful honestly do I just ha
ve to keep
wrecking this car until I get geared I keep hearing ominous sounds coming from that general direction I have a
feeling I'm about to get siren head radiation Hazard does
it look like I care get me in there backpack fabric fine I'll take some fabric radio what will this give me okay let's
see here H I'll just steal these yoink what's in here nothing I can use
at the moment excellent just break everything uh hello can there be a single gear
in any of these places Jiminy Christmas I
'm being bullied right now a singular gear is not
that much to ask for come on oh me in here Buster oh what's going on over here ah yes the Netflix barrier exiting a stabilized area
what happens when you do that h ah I see my entire structural stability starts
to fade let's not do that again ten tourist yep find those materials by any means necessary no
one's coming back ever again so go on and take what you need transports homes outposts
facilities they've all been abandoned since the Zone
was decommissioned to7 most of
those structures won't even be there the next time the instability scrambles the area nice to
your heart's content just Lo away that's pretty cool I'm trying to loot all right Carr my best friend we need to find some stuff we need to find gears let's go up the road a little
bit and see if there's gears up here I'm hoping there are okay here we go here we go hey how's it going does
there happen to be any gears over here can I steal some parts from you they said
I can also go out
in the woods and find things oops whoa what is that hello what are you good sir it's
Dr Eggman and his hovering craft let's go hey you know I'm starting to think
that's not as friendly as I used to think it was you know I'm starting to regret
Life Choices here I'm actually just a little bit spooked a little bit startled
I'm like a deer who hears a loud sound an abductor yeah that sounds about
right sounds about right this place is safe no place is safe can I at
least ha
ve like a flashlight or something doodly squat man I can't see anything hello there give me this mine now toolbox man nobody has a gear this is crazy I can hear the abductor flying around yoink what is clanking around in here shut up is the abductor still out there pretty crazy stuff oh what is this yeah I don't know what
that is but pretty interesting I guess why is everything still turned on okay I don't particularly feel
like being kidnapped right now let's just casually back away oh it's o
ver there we're fine uh all right what about this thingy
zappy zappy whoa whoa Buster chill out with the zappy zappies it's trying to
zappy zappy me who do you think you are ow okay my bad my bad this thing is like a boss fight all by itself I must get back to my car my baby My Sweet
Child the car it's the only thing in this world I care about now I mean I know I
had a wife and kids before but screw them car what is this thing asking me for log book that's nice peace out idiots I'm out of he
re still
looking for a gear you reckon I can just drive by the abduct door what will happen
out of my face idiot ah he's after me run no great Scott dear God it's dragging
me into the unstable zone I'm getting absolutely comboed oh it's just a teleportation
thing it doesn't actually kill me there's another one dear God no I escaped by the hair of my
chin all right let's not let this one spot me bye idiot why are there so many
of these H what happened here ah what the heck was that people e
qual TNT
I Now understand what they were talking about my car is only slightly damaged now it's fine I need more of that awesome peanut butter it's fine car stop
complaining T but to scratch come on the insurance will cover it stop your whining it's fine it's fine quit you're whining all right what happened let's see wow interesting anyway what's going on out here oh I see so there there was a little bit
of health problems it's fine just give her a couple of kicks kick it a few times kick it
down the road maybe that should Sol Sol the problem all right we're off and nothing
of value was lost and nothing of value was lost all right anyways you know I'm still not getting any gears I
don't know what is wrong with this game like the one thing I need in the game refuses to
give it to me it's kind of annoying actually oh hey look another floaty thing don't come after me
I didn't do nothing to you man I've done nothing to deserve
this yo another abandoned vehicle let's go leave me al
one leave me
alone it's it's stream sniping all right any gears why are there no gears in
this entire Earth what is this is there a thingy over here brother brother please
you can't do this to me this is inhumane you must give me the gear you got to it it's
don't forget about that workbench in your car use it to slap something together in ACH
you're telling me I can craft a gear you know you could have told me that 10 years ago
just saying I like how this game only gives you advice after y
ou've been wandering for 30
minutes uh the Netflix barrier is preventing me from going this way oh well it's fine
I guess Free Will is an illusion that's cool sorry what the heck is this thing supposed to be I'm going to get zapped again if I
stand here too long uh it's not me I swear I didn't steal anything
not me I'm a good I'm a good boy they'll never spot me in the woods
I'm too small a Nimble I'm just that good I ain't paying my taxes idiots you can
send your government UFOs after mea
l all you want I'm back I'm back car maintenance parts I could have crafted the gear
the whole time are you kidding me it's fine it's fine okay I've got the
impact hammer now why did it make me drop that okay manual cck slots quick slots okay now
that I've got an impact hammer oh bam Get Wrecked yep okay broken get me in here give me
this cabinet nice C gas no my impact hammer who oh bam okay so you're telling me the Shelf was susceptible to that but these
glass containers aren't what the h
ell what and craft replacement parts smash the plasma generators all right I got
you that was the whole point to this Mission oh bam I could just feel my frames drop
right there felt my soul leave my body incredible I have one of five plasma rasle it's Dazzle nope okay let me craft a crude door real quick things are mad at me and I don't know why all right let's go look for more of those
generator thingy mobbers let's try not to get swung all over the place singled dfed why
is there a floati
ng orb in there I don't know all right oh God all right for
quick getaway I'll leave the car on I don't want to get scanned man I
don't want that thing to catch me in the ACT it's not me I promise ah go go go run just do the
thing I'm out of here peace out idiot you don't see a single thing you don't
see anything why is my trunk open we'll never know go go go get out of here I don't
want to get busted by one of those thingies they don't see a single thing
I am Incognito incognito mode the
hit Google thing I'm using a VPN it's known
as my car okay they'll never catch me here they'll never see me coming they
don't even know they don't even know what idiots what idiots am I right
they don't even they don't even know there's the generator's done for never mind
coming over here was a complete waste of my time isn't there a map in this thing I like how she's talking about how
this is her invention when it's just a map it's not anything that impressive
but whatever credit where cr
edits do I guess I don't want to get
caught by that thing I'm out of here so long there's another one of those things why are there so many of these
things floating around what are they expecting to find there's just
no reason uh it's fine car stop your whining get out of town I have a feeling
that'll explode if I touch touch it just a hunch okay okay let's try not to die uh collect the stuff collect
the stuff run one want to get electrocuted is that it how many more of these dumb plasma th
ings do I need
bro why are there so many of these imagine I have to do a boss
battle with one of the abductors just to get like the last one imagine
anyway we're out of here so long bye no I was in a goober zone for a second there the goober zones are less than ideal yo what's this a gas station refuel my
car maybe perhaps I'm sure my car wouldn't mind okay y good stuff good stuff let's store some stuff
in my car I'm having a hard time carrying literally everything around we'll just store
some some of the basic stuff like plastic in here okay sick I actually have like
inventory space now it's unheard of impact get out of my face stop
what do you what is wrong with you give me that sink give me that toilet no okay who's whaling around out here oh nothing the impact door can't solve oh bam I'll take my rewards now any crazy
generators in here oh bam D out of my face Dump store of Truth
shopping cart that I can beat up sorry about that okay so I think that was just that was
all
it was it was just a refuel thing I don't think uh why is it goopy oh never
mind refrigerator canned food is this going to help me heal later on
or something if so I'll take it don't worry yo a cassette thingy mobber I'll take it no okay I guess that's against the
rules why is there goop in here what is happening oh is this radiation am I getting I was just getting like
absolutely comboed right there jez oh this whole place is radiation
actually never mind let me avoid the nuclear fallout
Zone probably not the
best place to be probably not the best place to be I am actively dying get me
out of here wait where am I what the heck get me back to my car I'm in pain and danger I need first aid
dear God no how do I get first aid around these parts how does one simply heal first aid
kit I need fabric for that why in what Universe what did you put drops in
Donnie's eyes today no no okay yeah got okay let's see didn't I have Fab fabric
I thought I do it's just not enough so the fabr
ic is actually useful oh well hi we're gone we're gone uh Overlook camping oh yeah get me in there okay I just want to find a plasma thingy one more plasma thingy migger that
looks to be one over here hey a man like me is low on health
if I get electrocuted I might die all right let's bait it into zapping
right there oh there's a bunch of them cool my thing broke looks like you're near
one of the old gorilla radio stations that ought to be prime pickings for antenna Parts
I've loaded its ap
proximate location to your map look for an antenna tower up on
a hill somewhere what is that excuse me this man just rose out
of the ground what what the heck okay well there's a radio
tower like right here so here it is good thing I'm right next to it hello
there odd scientific thing was that a pentagram yeah I've located the station
I located it ages ago this thing is mine now I feel like I've just
stolen something important and I'm about to face ramifications for it just to guess whoa w
hat what the heck why am I dying when holding
this why does nothing in this game make sense let me just heal up a little bit okay so apparently this thing hurts and that thing keeps rising up up all right let me check my map
what am I getting myself into here I mean that's what I'm looking for
is it not oh no it's up the hill never mind all right all right let's check
it out I guess oh yippe more explosive people yay we're out of here boys
we're going to the Radio Shack yeah this is where I
want to
be I'm sorry why is all this necessary that they haven't really
explained why I actually need this stuff hello I found the radio tower
I'm here I'm inside of it actively lady what do you
want what do you want out of me oh time to get moving the instability
is ticking up by the second what do you mean the instability is ticking up back
the way you came the inability makes all one way I'm sure does and that's where my
device comes into play plot device to the but it needs to be cha
rged first and to do
that you'll need anchors take a look at the AR device display it maps all anchors in the
nearby area find an anchor and feed it to the AR device to charge it don't you worry your
pretty little ahead about how it works you'll be out of here soon so there's no to learn
more about limb technology that you need to know I'm sorry what this guy came closer to my car just saying you know what take this idiot get killed I just threw it no okay locate
and drive to an anchor site
I mean okay so these are anchor sites gotcha all right also kind of creepy
that those weird guys move around everywhere it's kind of kind of spooky not going
to lie anyway to the anchor site to do things that I still don't understand
woo oh these I already picked up one of these no my car no not like this those
anchors may look like glowing balls of magic but it's limtech through
and through don't be scared they haven't exploded in anyone's
face recently uh-huh that's what I thought anywa
y I'll do a little charging now okay now what oh jeez okay Arc device is fully charged
hey I know where one is it was up the hill like literally 10 ft
from here let's go grab that one I was way ahead of myself there all right car we're going back
we're going back to grab the orb whoa the instability now it's
trying to end my life dear God it's trying to shove a rock up me no not like this hey any chance I can have that
glowing sphere back that'd be wildly appreciated I'll mark these two Mar
k the one closest to me oh there's another one of these guys these
things are everywhere man I found it uh give me that we run we're out of here so long this
thing is extremely radioactive I'm going to die nice the oct device is charged and ready
you'll use it to open a Gateway back to the garage but it will immed collapse the stability around
you so only activate when you absolutely ready to leave okay well is there anything else want
to get caught in the storm that follows sure I do I I w
ant to leave select Gateway coordinates
on the map bet let's do it I did it whoa whoa whoa you see that
glowing pillar into the sky drive into it yes it looks like hot death but
it's so much better than getting scrambled by the instability
what pillar what are you on about that that glowing pillar what
glowing pillar what are you talking about there is no glowing
pillar lady you're lying to me what glowing pillar what are you talking about bro I'm going to die no not like this there's no p
illar you absolute
liar she just set me up for failure she's like oh yeah you should charge the thing I think
this is the part where I drive off into death no there was no glowing pillar what the car was last P huh back
at the garage how could that be oh car got you back somehow very very very
interesting oh so that was a plot device this further wow interesting well I would say that
that's a good place to end episode one because this game is long this game is a lot longer
than I thought i
t would be and honestly I want to split this into multiple videos it's
pretty interesting it's pretty interesting thing thank you Carr thank you Senpai for
delivering me back to life since she was stupid what was that you rolling can I can I push the car interesting well anyway thanks for watching
and I'd say that is the end the end so long you actually just watched that 1 hour
and 39 minute video you psychopath
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