Yes Is it so? Let it be - Groom, chant hymns
- Hymns - Not like this
- How do you want me to say? Why are you in a hurry?
Lot of issues are to be resolved This is a marriage
Why do you raise big flames like this? Seems I should call
a fire fighting squad 'Marry to beget children
Contact Kuzhandai for marriage' 'Don't keep dues with doctor & broker' Marry her at the auspicious time
We can talk about the rest later What do you mean by later
behind my back? You have not done what you
said earlier,
how will you do later? I cannot marry her
Why should I talk with you? Call that marriage broker I am here I am here
Why is the marriage stopped? Asked for 60,000 as dowry
They have given only 50,000 It is less by 10,000
It is just 10,000 Don't ruin a poor girl's life
Tie the sacred thread What is wrong with me?
Why should it be 10,000 less? So if you have defects
You won't mind, 10,000 less - Will consider when I have deficiency
- You will get one now I am strong like a rock Now this brick will
conduct
this marriage How? - 1,2.. - Oh God!
- Dear visitors.. Groom said he will marry
only when he has some deficiency Now he has lost 2 teeth
Ask him to marry now Marry her Friends, in future
If you come across dowry menace Follow the same method
Beat the drums Wash and keep the office clean
Shall I light a lamp? Do it on the petrol tank
It will catch fire, do what I say - Eat this parotta
- Is this called parotta? Seems this was prepared
during last Deepavali - Come broker
- Don't call me
broker I am a marriage assembler
Get me a hot 'jutty' - What? I meant tea, it was a slip of the tongue Kuzhanthai, from morning
Chinnan was searching for you He has not opened his booth
Where are you going? Why do you ask?
This may not fructify Are you going to
see a bride for Chinnan? - Else, is it for his grandpa?
- What happened to the Andipatti girl? She has 2 silver lines in the hair
So he rejected her - What about Karumathur girl?
- He rejected her for protruding teeth - The Valayapatti g
irl?
- Her hubby didn't agree - You mind your business
- Why do you waste time? There is one suitable girl for Chinnan - Who is that?
- Aishwarya Rai Are you making fun?
Is he not eligible? He does not smoke or drink
or not even a tea from your shop He earns from his hard toils He will take care of
his wife like precious gold If I don't find a bride
for him before the end of the year I am not marriage
assembler Kuzhandaisami Don't shout and disturb my customers Where?
Is he your customer? Keep t
hat cockroach aside before you eat It is alright,
you have consumed half of it You have ruined my business Wait, pay 12.50 and go Good customer and good owner!
We can lift only at times like this - Drive carefully
- I am careful No one in this area has heard about cars - Keep the office clean again
- Yes sir - Come Kuzhanthai
- What Pattamma, why are you alone? - Where is he? - He has gone
to the other river bank to bathe Does he bathe too? Why did he go there?
Is there no water here? He had a b
ath here
Saw him in the mirror Said the complexion was dull
So he went for another dip Even that will not
make him a Kamalahasan He will get convulsions
I will smack you You know he bathes thrice
when he goes on a bride hunt Normally he runs down 2 full soaps Seems you have
told him the girl is beautiful I tell this lie to every one
He doesn't understand that He has taken
6 lifebuoy soaps for bathing 6 lifebuoy? To run down 1 lifebuoy,
it takes a lifetime When will he rundown 6 soaps?
When will
I get him married? A big sack is
coming before the face appears Why do you do like this? With this handicap, why do you swim?
If something happens.. What is wrong with my hands and legs?
It is fine - Careful
- For 20 years I am bathing here I only taught Kutraleeswaran swimming People like you are very mischievous - Give it
- wipe it dry Will this talcum be
sufficient for the little mount? Like spraying fertilizer
the entire area has to be sprayed Can't you do all these at home? In wet condition
the
talcum will stick very well It will improve the beauty Is Preiti Zinta going to love you?
What? There is water behind,
I was just cautioning The bride's party may
offer 100 or 200 soverigns of gold Might make other offers also Have you told them
I don't want all these? I have told them, don't give dowry When he visits your house,
don't give him food But give him the bride
what else I can tell about you? If they ask about me,
tell them boy has no defects But compared to others
he has an extr
a muscle at the back I have just given an indication In any case the girl is going to
to see this leaning Pisa tower I am particular about
one thing, when we walk together No one should dislike us, as a pair They will only sympathise
You do not worry about the public They will not give you
even a glass of water when you are alive
But when you die, they will pour milk Don't worry about them
In January you are marrying - How are you so definite?
- It is a prayer If your marriage is fixed before ja
nuary I have vowed to carry you
on my shoulders To Tiruvannamalai on a full moon day
and walk around the hill Are you planning to earn
by this from the devotees? - I will smack you
- It never occurred to me, not a bad idea There is one more soap left out
I will have another dip The girl is waiting for you
Do you want to bathe again? You want to dissolve the soap,
is it not? Give it. - See how it dissolves?
- You will repent for this later - I will worry about it when I get piles
- You go - I wil
l change my dress and come
- Change here, it is only me I am not wearing any undergarments Oh God,
fishes would have been frightened 'Holiday today' Seems you have declared
a holiday for your big factory We have to see the bride and decide I should first like the girl
Then will have 1 week's leave and marriage Are you pushing on my back a girl
toget your broker commission? What can I build over this?
I won't do like that Come carefully Has my beauty increased? Yes, if I give a naadaswaram
You wi
ll look like a maestro What has increased is
your hunch and not your beauty I told you
during my physical exercises The muscle on my back has popped up,
Don't talk about it again Ok, I will also tell the same thing When I am on my way
for an auspicious thing Some fellow will come
before me, what an omen? There are lot of people like him
Why are going to the front? Trying to get in through bonnet?
Don't be tense - Stop, is the girl for me or you?
- For you only Then why have you
come dressed up n
eatly? Hereafter I will wear loin cloth alone
Forgive me once, get in - One idea
- What? Shall I drive, perhaps she
might be impressed by my driving A normal person like me
can't at times distinguish brakes and accelerator
with your X shaped leg How will you drive?
Your photo will get published in paper His torture is too much What? - Why did you bring this vehicle?
- Why? This vehicle was unlucky
for me last time, it is defective Swear on your 'parcel'
Is the defect only with the vehicle? The d
efect is with the vehicle only
Then is it with me, ask any one? I don't have time for all these, get in Who will open the door for me,
your dad? When you can't, you ask like this
Go, get in Tetrafold your legs and sit For you I should bring Onyx vehicle I can't see anything
if I sit in this car Only people who sit erect can see
You are lying in lower berth How can you see? How can I come in this car
which does not have AC, Radio? Like the FM radio,
he talks nonstop and kills me - Stop
- Why? I h
ave forgotten to bring my sunglasses Why do you need it now? Just to increase my personality People call you lame
and hunchback already If you use sunglasses
They will call you a blind Take out your glasses
Without glasses how am I going to drive? The girl might not like you How will not she like me? Why are you laughing? I got married in dream
and has got twin children also They both looked like me Oh God All 3 of you go and join
'Udhavum Karangal' Vidyagar Don't ever show them to me Even if th
e lion's leg is defective
It's roar doesn't diminish The girl's house is nearing
Don't talk too much Else your life will become awful Chinna, the girl's house
has come, get down Why the house is so small?
No first floor, balcony They have got it at the back
Contentment is the best medicine Learn to live with what you have - Don't pester me by asking questions
Let me piss and come - Go - One minute, Wipe your face a little
- What is wrong with my face? - Is there too much of powder?
- No, it is v
ery less It looks as though it is white washed
Wipe a little He is jealous Sir, is there no one at the house? Go Go away At this time he has come begging
Go away Gajendra, he is the groom Is he the groom?
I thought so Akila, the groom has come He drives me out, and then invites me
What does he think of himself? If you had come waving hands
he would have thought you as groom You have come stretching
your arms like a beggar It is all because of you
You asked me to wipe the powder And didn't allow
me to use the last soap
That has made him think so Don't be angry
Step in with your right foot forward - Left leg will do for this house
- Come, come - What is the name?
- Jangiri - What is brother's name?
- I have no brothers He is asking your name, Chinna They call me so
But I call myself Premkumar - Premkumar, good name
- When did you change your name? Soon after he thought me as a beggar Sneha
Sneha come fast - Sneha Premkumar, how is the combination?
- Superb Come
Come dear! Only one half h
as come
where is the other half? Sneha, have a good look at the groom Sneha is my only daughter
Was pampered and brought up Not brought up, brought down What harm I have done you? I was told, the girls family is small
But never thought it is so small Don't come to any hasty conclusions Is this hunch back my groom?
I don't like him Are you trying to
marry me to this camel backed guy? Better push me into well If I don't get a groom who can match
my personality, I will never marry What do you think
of yourself?
She is of the size of a tin beer But she talks too much
Had I known this earlier, I wouldn't have brought
my Chinnan here - Ok leave it. My girl is little short tempered
To match Sneha's personality.... Sneha, I was fooled by this name Have you both made a world beauty? - Find a good match for my girl
- I will show This is the right match for your girl Make her sit in and raise a tomb
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