Pets That Will Make You Laugh In 15 Seconds

ma'am *door closes* ouch hey aghh why do you why are you mad? subscribe and like this video in three seconds  to make this sad puppy happy three two one YAAAAY i honestly have no idea why he does this um  my working theory is that he's stupid wow so we've been trying to catch this little [ __  ] mouth a little rat look at little rat hello little rat you are so cute what are you are you  a rat i don't know did you drink my mountain dew did you drink my mountain dew let me smell your  breath let m

e smell your breath what you doing bob it's okay you don't know him you don't  know him good morning good morning nope you are healed i have healed you thank you what's going on one two or four tiles i don't know  what drugs you took this morning but this is unacceptable behavior do you hear me save it playing a game of whack [ __ ] here whack [ __ ] please be crazy show me someone that lives in your house rent free bark at your dog oh bro i gotta poop oh man it's looking pretty nice  that's a r

ound loaf symmetric loaf no front paws no bag paws no tail that's a  10 out of 10 loaf right there go i'm home i do not fear you mother this device is  nothing more than an empty threat you do not have the heart to dampen me your  favorite son in fact i challenge you yep that's me you're probably wondering  how i ended up in this situation your indoor cat won't survive  in the wild without telling me where's this fidget spinner what will she do hmm i really want some miso soup oh my god miso  so

up they always ask what the dog doing but never your mama was a street [ __  ] that couldn't raise right i said what i said this thing's got three speeds  here there and gone it's got the power of infinity i'm currently waxing my mother you know and  um she won't stop looking like the genie oh just wish someone loved me as much as  my cat do you have a kiss thank you you have enough thank you can i have  another thing oh can they have a kiss drugs no we we're okay drugs this is  awkward no thank

you yes who invited i was washing my face i breathed the bubbles on my nose holes and it felt like it went into  my brain you are so beautiful to me can't you see all right it's time to wake up get your butt up get up bark at your dog oh when your son's dad thinks it's a good idea to buy a mini pig off some random on  the street for your autistic son come here who who are you hello booba oh god i would say mentally i am not well physically also no spiritually no excuse me miss  lady did you cli

mb into that bowl that is not for sitting it's not  a jacuzzi come on out however who's the president byron who byron  say what's up the bible what's up um yeah well i'll tell you what if you can come  over here and you can take it it's yours oh god oh geez i just [ __ ] myself there is a big big  mountain lion on our patio he wants to eat my dog oh dash dash get back dash get away dash come here say hi daddy say hi daddy who's goddamn white baby is that this is your  baby okay he's just light-s

kinned morning ah stop it stop i love you what is something that your dog does that  you just don't even think twice about but any time anyone else sees it it's  kind of shocking or weird i'll go first he hates my lemon grab voice well  well well if it isn't leo the cat what's the matter leo do you not like my voice  was it something i said oh no my brain it's broken come on sharon got it it got it is that the best you got oh oh yeah that's how we do it too easy all right all  right you ready fo

r this all right just going to take a couple steps back here and whoa whoa  holy [ __ ] what the [ __ ] is this that's a that's a that's i feel pretty sorry for the next  guy who looks at me funny what about that guy that's right you and me right now we're  having it out let's go come on come on where's my little man where's my little man  where's my little bed there's my little man no that's not for you hey what are you doing you  kidding me this is my sandwich you kidding me man vivian my sand

wich no oh hey my  sandwich no not a lot of money no hey bro what time is it it's zooming time let's go always holding me up in front of your  little cameras are you having a good time huh yeah man get your fingertips honey it's  bedtime yeah we have to go to bed baby boy are you done no because it's  bedtime for our [ __ ] right now oh my god stephen what are you doing in there drugs we got our senior arthritic dog  and orthopedic bed and heated blanket to help with his joints the only problem

is  this is actually our senior arthritic dog how do you keep your pants up when  you're performing it's incredible macaroni with the chicken strips  what you gonna do if i break in your house and start frying up  all the sweet teriyaki chicken all right which one of you gonna get it today  huh looks like i'm going to get you cracking today barry lucky bastard all right who's it  gonna be next huh oh very thank you george that's right uh-huh get out of the way wait  stop stop right there you kno

w i love you right so much just come in and shut the door but be  careful because there's something behind the door where the [ __ ] did you get a goddamn cow  hey so you still ain't talking to me oh oh we writing letters now okay you are uh what oh oh  now ain't your baby no more i'm a pug now huh okay he swear to god really man somebody wasted some food on the  floor hey what you looking at bro what's up you feeling froggy they jumped  in come on if you want to do something haha this is my hou

se let me go around  and see what in the kitchen who in my kitchen you better have some food ready  for me in my kitchen there gotta be some good afternoon everyone thank you for coming to  the meeting um this meeting is going to be about all the barking that has been going on um today  even though there has been nothing to bark at hmm check it you don't want to mess  with me cat yeah it yeah so this uh fruit bowl is just a free-for-all huh  oh yeah all right sweet let me just sniff around here

and i love grapes here papa am  i just a pet well you're my dog sure i do things for you but you got me through my day you the  protected the house heck the whole neighborhood you are my pet but you are also my best friend