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Pink Panther Gets Fit! | 50 Minute Sports Compilation

Watch Pinky compete in myriad of sports from skiing to baseball! (1) Downhill Panther - Pinky competes against a ski resort owner to decide who gets control of the mountain they both occupy. (2) Pink Pucks - In order to win the big hockey game, Pink conjures up slusho to play goalie, only to have him lured away by an ice seductress. (3) Strike Flea, You're Out! - The Pink Panther becomes a baseball superstar through the inadvertent help of a little, itch-inducing flea. (4) Rain or Snow or Pink of Night - The insidious Dr. Jellyfingers plans to end football season once and for all by mailing a sticky-bomb to the stadium. Mailman Pinky is forced to save the game and the day by tracking down the bomb. (5) Pantherobics - Pinky trains to beat the champion of the Beefy Barbarian competition. The Pink Panther is the sly, lanky animated cat created by Friz Freleng and David DePatie. The iconic feline was first created in 1964. Subscribe for more Official Pink Panther content from MGM: http://bit.ly/2a6uNap New episodes of The Pink Panther (1993) will be uploaded every Monday, Thursday, and Saturday! Like: https://www.facebook.com/officialpinkpanther/ Follow: https://twitter.com/thepinkpanther

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(WIND BLOWING) (YELPS) (INHALES DEEPLY) Ah! Solitude! Whoa! Whoa! Hey, what... (YELPS) Yeesh! (STRAINING) (PANTING) That felt like rush hour! (GRUNTING) (SCREAMS) (GASPS) Where'd that monstrosity come from? (SCREAMS) (YODELING) (BOTH GRUNT) (THUD) (GRUNTS) Remove yourself from my mountain, pink fellow! My new resort isn't for... (SCOFFS) Bunny slopers like you. You schuss like a wuss! Oh, yeah? Well, you hot-dog like a weenie! Huh? (SKIERS SHOUTING AND LAUGHING) Aha! Avalanche alert! Clear the
area immediately! (CHUCKLING) (HORN HONKS) Boy, I must be coming down with something. (HORN HONKING) (SNOW RUMBLING) Avalanche! (SCREAMS) (SCREAMING) (SEAL BARKING) MUCK LUCK: Stop, seal! Oh, stop! Come here, seal! Whoa! Aah! (THUD) Huh? Muck Luck! What brings you down to this latitude? Muck Luck let sacred seal get away. Now must either catch seal or change name and never show face in village again. Man, that would be awful... (STRAINING) Aah! Oof! ...for all of us. Don't worry. Muck Luck cat
ch seal with special seal horn. (HORN HONKS) (BOTH GASP) MUCK LUCK: Oh, crud! I'd like to help you, Muck Luck, but I've got problems of my own. S'okay! Muck Luck got everything under control. (SEAL BARKING) (GASPS) Sacred seal! (SEAL BARKING) Ah! Stop, seal! Oh, stop! JEAN CLAUDE: Gangway, bunny! (YELPS) Oh, dear. Whoa! -(YODELING) -Aah! (YELLS) (GRUMBLING) I'm having a problem with this. From now on, trespassers will be... Snow-coned! (YODELING) -Whee! -Freeze, Jean Claude! Ha! Try and make me!
(GASPS AND SCREAMS) (TREES CLATTER LIKE BOWLING PINS) Hmm! It's a pink thing. (GROWLING) You idiot! You bowled me into those trees! So what's your problem? You got a strike! I told you to stay away from my snow schussing. And I told you to stay off my property! No, you didn't. Well, I meant to. In Eskimo village... We settle arguments with big winter sport contest. Muck Luck! Did you catch the sacred seal? No, Muck Luck taking lunch break. Blubber, anyone? A contest, eh? Oui! Winner stays! (FR
ENCH ACCENT) Loser goes! Better go rent your moving van, Pinky. (NORMAL ACCENT) Put your luge where your mouth is, slush for brains! (FLAG WHIPS AND CRACKS) (SEAL BARKING) (GRUNTS) Sacred seal! -Whoa! -Oh, gosh! Whoa! Muck Luck! (SCREAMING) Whoa! Aah! Oof! This time, Muck Luck won't miss. (SEAL BARKING) Whoa! (YELLING) (YODELING) ANNOUNCER: And Jean Claude leads after the luge event. (GRUMBLES) You! (WHISTLING) (CROWD CHEERING) (SEAL BARKING) Come here, seal! Whoa! Aah! (SEAL BARKING) (SCREAMS
) Aah! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Aah! ANNOUNCER: And after two events, Jean Claude still holds the lead. (SNICKERING) Hey! Huh? (SPITS) (BARKING) MUCK LUCK: Sacred seal! ANNOUNCER: And the Panther finally gets on the scoreboard. Surrender, squirt! I'm ahead in the points. Then how about we make this last event double or nothing? Ha! Bet you never jumped from this high before. -(WIND GUSTING) -Ha-ha! I've fallen from higher than this! I want you off my mountain in five minutes! (SEAL BARKI
NG) MUCK LUCK: Sacred seal! Oh, please, no! Whoa! Oh, crud! (CROWD CHEERING) (YODELING) A new record! Beat that, you pink... Whoa! (BELL RINGING) (CROWD CHEERING) Here. And don't lose him again. (HELICOPTER WHIRRING) Ah, yes. Solitude. (SEAL BARKING) Seal didn't come to village, so village came to seal. And he won't get away again! (HORNS BLOW) VILLAGERS: Oh, crud. PINK PANTHER: Okay, guys, stop this puck! (GROANS) (WHIMPERS) -Ahhh! -(BUZZES) Not bad, Brillo you didn't even hide your eyes that t
ime. MANAGER: What kind of captain are you? This team stinks. You win tonight's game against the Thug Suckers, or you're fired! (PLAYER GASPS) -(STEPS RUMBLING) -Huh? -(ALL SNARLING) -We can beat these guys. They're only human. Well, almost human. (ALL SCREAMING) Out of the way pink pants. There's a real hockey team here. (EXCLAIMS) (GROANS) Whoops, you missed. -(CHUCKLES) -(SNARLS) -Huh? -(SNARLING) Whoa! (GRUNTS) -PINK PANTHER: Yes! -(BUZZES) (CHUCKLES) (INDISTINCT TALKING) So he can skate. He
still needs a goalie. Goalie? Oh... I know the coolest dude for the job. He's got ice water in his veins, a frigid stare and he keeps my sodas cold. The mighty The Mighty Bucks new goalie! Ha! Eh? (CHUCKLES) Goalie? This snow cone? (GASPS) (LAUGHING) When I get through, you'll be able to bite that guy back. (ZAPPING) Whoa! Slusho! Old buddy! Oh, happy day! Together again. Say, who are you exactly? I'm you're team captain, you're my goalie. Ooh! Dream of dreams. What's a goalie? PINK PANTHER: Al
l you have to do is stop the puck. I think they look nice on me. Can I wear them out to dinner? This gives new meaning to the term "body-check." Hmm. We're gonna have to put that snow cone on ice. (ALL SNARL) Ice sculptures. (CHUCKLES) Just what the doctor ordered. Oh! Whee! (LAUGHING) Ooh! (LAUGHS) Whee! (LAUGHS) THUG SUCKER: (ON SPEAKER) Mr. Slusho, Mr. Slusho... Uh, please come to the parking lot. You left your car lights on. (EXCLAIMS) Oh, my (EXCLAIMS) car lights. Wait, Slusho. Uh, you
don't even have a car. Oh. They said I left my lights on. But on what? The love doctor is in. (IMITATING WOMAN'S VOICE) Dear Slusho! Oh, Slusho! -(EXCLAIMS) -Ooh! Whee! Ooh! (CHUCKLES) She could melt the ice right off a snow man. Hello! Would you like to slalom sometime? Sorry snowball, little Cubette has places to go. Cubette! (SOBBING) Cubette? I think Slusho is getting snowed. (EXCLAIMS) SLUSHO: Come back! My little Cubette! (CHUCKLES) That's right, slush for brains, keep following the ice q
ueen. Uh, hold on Cubette! I'll save you from that, uh, brute! (IMITATING WOMAN'S VOICE) Eh, Slusho, help! (EXCLAIMS) Oh! Something tells me Slusho doesn't have his mind on our hockey game. Oh, be brave, my little snowflake, Slusho is here. Shake your body you little icicle, -freezer face! -Oh! -(SPLASHING) -(EXCLAIMS) (ELECTRICAL CRACKLING) Slusho, the hockey game starts in a few minutes. Oh! Who can thinks about pucks at a time like this? I guess this means you lose the big game. (LAUGHING) (C
RACKLING) I'm crushed ice! My Cubette's in the tank. So is my hockey career. (CRACKLING) Oh! I'm gonna stand out in the sun and end it all. Wait, the game ain't over until it's over, buddy. Oh? I never thought of it that way. He's so smart. This'll jump start their romance. (SPLASHING) (CRACKLING) (ZAPPING) Say, good looking, did I give you a hot flash, or are you just melting? Oh... You can't melt until the hockey game's over. Come on! (CROWD CHEERING) (ORGAN PLAYING) The game starts in 30 seco
nds. I'm gonna fry that panther! (CROWD CHEERING INTENSIFIES) (GRUNTING) (BLOWS WHISTLE) ANNOUNCER: (ON SPEAKER) Panther scores! Mighty Pucks, one, Thug Suckers, nothing. (GROANS) Ice 'em boys! (CROWD CHEERING) Oh. I love a man who can hold on to his puck. (CHUCKLES) Ahhh! -(CROWD CHEERS) -(BUZZES) And the Mighty Pucks score again! (ENGINE STARTS) Huh? Whoa! Oh! -(FIRING) -(LAUGHING) Eh? -(CROWD CHEERING) -Whee! (LAUGHS) -Ooh. -(GROANS) (GRUNTING) This game ain't over! It's not over till it
's over, I learnt that just today. CROWD: (APPLAUDING) Slusho, Slusho, Slusho, Slusho! Oh, yes. (CHUCKLING) For me? (CHUCKLING) Ooh, thank you. Oh, yes. (LAUGHS) (GROANS) Oh, ho. I feel all watery, maybe it's love. Slusho, get out of that spotlight! -(BUZZER BUZZES) -ANNOUNCER:No! It's the Mighty Pucks, two, Thug Suckers, one. (GRUNTS) Whoa! -(BUZZER BUZZES) -Make that Mighty Pucks, two, Thug Suckers, two. We have a tie game. Don't you dare hurt one ice chip on my Slusho's empty head. Ahhh!
(GROANS) Thug Sucker puck in the side pocket. (PUCK RICOCHETING) (GROANS) (BUZZES) Yes! The Mighty Pucks win at the buzzer, three to two. (CROWD CHEERING) Panther! You've just won the big game and saved your job. What're you gonna do next? (IMITATING SLUSHO) Ooh, I wanna get a snow cone. (EXCLAIMS) PINK PANTHER: Come on, baldy. Uh, Mr. La Bamba, uh, just give me a shot. Look, kid, I told you's, we got a pitcher. Or maybe you's never heard of... Rex Deball. -(THUMP) -(MAN SCREAMING) -(CRASHI
NG) -(GROANING) Of course, we're always on the lookout for fresh talent. Okay, kid, show us your stuff. Uh, excuse me. That's your stuff? Huh, we've known little kids with stomach flu who hurl farther than that, eh, Spalding? Readyo, Rex. (GIGGLES) Face it, kid, when you stink, you stink. Mr. La Bamba, I really want a spot on the team, worse than you can imagine. Hmm, okay. I got just the job for you's. (CROWD BOOING) Well, at least I made the team. You call that making the team? Giving our mang
y mascot his daily flea dip? I guess you could say he's a flea agent, eh, Spalding? (LAUGHS) Ah, ignore him, dink. He's just a guy who talks to baseballs. Yikes, oops. Whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa. Holy Toledo. Can you do that again? Only this time with a baseball and not through my hat? But I don't know how I... Whoa, yikes. Oops! Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa! And it's foul. I refer, of course, to the pitching of Rex Deball. But wait, what's this? Baldy La Bamba is bringing in a relief pitcher. Oh, that is
a relief in itself. Rex, you're finished. Oh, coach. Okay. Kid, this is your big break. Let's see some grit, some mental toughness, some heart. And then strike the lousy bum out. Yikes, Oops. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa. ANNOUNCER: Whoa, what a pitch! Where did the Mutts find this kid? Oops. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa. (SIZZLING) You're out. (CROWD CHEERING) Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. ANNOUNCER: The score is tied, a hit by Rex Deball can win it right here. Uh, here's the pitch. -You're out. -Struck
him out. Now the pink kid steps up to the plate. The pitch is on its way. Yikes! Oh, yeah, yeah. ANNOUNCER: And the kid connects. The Pink kid has rallied the Mutts to their first ever victory. How about them Mutts? Steal my glory, will he? I think not. Why, Rex Deball, ha ha. Are you being a poor sport? Uh, shut up Spalding. I wasn't talking to you. ANNOUNCER: Greetings from Mutts Stadium, where once again the visiting team is positively powerless against Pink's prodigious pitc
hing prowess. Ball, please. Sure thing, pal. Whaa! That does it! Now we're gonna have to play dirty. ANNOUNCER: Mutts enter World Series, pitching superstar to visit ailing kid fan. Are you (CHUCKLES) Little Elmo? PINK PANTHER: Yoo-hoo! Little Elmo? Uh, are you... (WHEEZING AND COUGHING) ...the Pink kid? The one and only, my lad. Aw! I was hoping for Rex Deball, but I guess you'll do. Elmo? You know the Mutts are in the World Series? Hey, I may be sick, but I'm not stupid. Well, I'm gonna win
the Series, and I'm gonna win it for you, Little Elmo. And that's not all. You know that special treatment you need to correct your lisp? Special treatment? Well, I'm gonna pay for it. And here are the doctors now. Wait, Sing a Song of Sixpence. See? I'm cured, see? It's okay, it's a miracle. No! Ah! No, no. You think the coach will let me play today? BALDY: Don't let me down, kid. It's the final game of the Series and I can practically taste that trophy. It tastes like metal with some writing
on it. Mmm-hmm. Okay, Dink, time to play ball. So, that's your secret. Let's see how you pitch without that itch. It's the last game of the World Series folks, and the Pink kid is pitching for the Mutts. (CROWD CHEERING) MAN: We love you, kid. WOMAN: You are the greatest. No flea can withstand the power of flea magnetism. Right, Spalding? Huh? Huh? ANNOUNCER: Oh, no. Something's wrong with the kid. Baldy La Bamba has no choice but to take the kid out and put Rex Deball in the game. Your pi
tching days are over, pal. You and your mutt are finished. We've been itching for this moment, right, Rexie? Rightyo, Spalding. Itching? Dink, the flea, it's fled. You haven't got it, have you? My flea. Ah-ha. Uh-oh. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) Kid, get your carcass out there, you're up next. Score tied, bases loaded with two outs. The Pink kid's pitching has gone the park. But can he still hit the long ball? Here's the delivery, strike one. Strike two. Oh, man. ANNOUNCER: He swings. Hooky s
mokes, look at that ball go. Incredible. The Muttville Mutts win the World Series. (CROWD CHEERING) WOMAN: Oh, oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh. Well, I guess it's the showers for us, Spalding. Well, Dink, I may have lost my flea, but I still swing a mean piece of number. (DOG BARKING) -(TIRES SCREECH) -Yes! My patented three bank shot. (SNAPS) Happy-happy birthday, Mama, X-X-O-O. Love, Johnny. I'm sending you a present for your birthday. I love you, Mama. -(CROWD CHEERING) -(MARCHING BAND PLAYING
) (GROWLING) But I hate (ECHOING) football! Every year those scum buzzards have the big game on your birthday. But not this year, Buster Brown. No, no. Nay, nay. Uh-uh. No. (LAUGHING) Ball-y. JOHNNY: How about a little foot-gumball? Hello, pretty colors. Hi, hi, hi. (LAUGHING) When Johnny's big gum bomb goes off, buddy, game's over! Por fin. Seven years to digest it, pal. (CLOCK TICKING) (SIGHS) (EXCLAIMING) Yo, blue boy. (LAUGHS) Excuse me, my fine man. I've got a special present here for my ma
ma. Not to worry, citizen. Nothing will stop the mail. I am a professional. Whoops! And now to see that football season starts off with a bang. (LAUGHS) Uh-oh. Don't step on the crack, don't step on the crack. Uh? (SCREAMS) -(WHISTLING) -Yo, heads up! Incoming gum bomb. (SCREAMS) -(WOBBLES) -(SINGING) ♪ It's your birthday ♪ It's your stupid birthday Yeah, it's your birthday Boy, you're really old ♪ (SPITS) Nice breath, clown boy. No. Oh, no! I've mailed the bomb to Mom. I gotta get that pack
age back. Return to sender, baby. -(BEEPING) -(MAN ON PA) Calling postal person Panther. Be on the lookout for Johnny Chucklehead. He's suspected of double-licking his stamps and impersonating an envelope. Mr. Chucklehead won't get anything past me, sir. You can count on it. Ooh, my little baby. Hi. Hold on. Hello, my little... Baby. Hello, my baby. Hello. Oh, cha-ching, buddy. -(GROANING) -(EXCLAIMS) Trying to tamper with the mail, were you? Oh, hi. (CHUCKLES) Glad I caught you, babe, y
ou look super. Look, I need to get that little package back 'cause there's been a terrible mistake. Hold it! You're in violation of code 4308-2. "Participating in post parcel pandemonium "perpetuated on postal personnel," period. (GROANING) (HOWLING) I'll get you. (HOWLING) (GIGGLING) Yeah, the old weather master XJ 9 oughta put a pink kink in your tail, buddy boy. (EXCLAIMING) -Help! -(BEEPING) Postal person Panther. You're not letting a little rain interfere with your mail delivery, are yo
u? Of course not. (EXCLAIMS) He's getting away. (GROWLS) I don't like this. A little snow oughta frost your pumpkin, pony boy. Yoink! JOHNNY: Hey! Hey! (EXCLAIMS) Talk about a snow job. (SCREAMS) (SHIVERING) (GRUNTS) Time to call in the professionals. (DOGS BARKING) (LAUGHING EXCITEDLY) (DOGS BARKING) (EXCLAIMS) (AIR WHOOSHING) Oh, yeah! This, this is going to be bad. I have an instinct. (EXCLAIMS) Oh, fire hydrant on my head. Dogs coming. Not a good thing. (EXCLAIMS) This is wrong. -Get off of
me. Hey stop that. -(DOGS CONTINUE BARKING) Come on guys, I don't have any medical. Go! (BLOWS) Never mess with a postal worker. Hey, Mama will help me. Mama will clean me. G-gone to Miami? Without me? Sh-she doesn't love me. (CRYING) But she will, after I stop football on her birthday. And I'll let him do my dirty work for me. (DOOR OPENS) -Special delivery... -Super, gre-great super. Thanks buddy, just a second. I've got another package for you. (GRUNTING) Needs some stampage. Stampage, stampa
ge. I need this delivered to the stadium right away. It-it's the game ball. Uh... Why do you have the game ball? Oh, I make them. (CHUCKLES) Somebody has to make them. See, here's the ball for next week. (CHUCKLES) It's not finished yet. Say hello to Kevin. (GRUNTS AND SQUEALS) (MARCHING BAND PLAYING) Game ball delivery. Put it on the x-ray conveyor. (ELECTRONIC WHISTLING) (ALARM BLARING) Hey, that's a bomb. Hey, what do you got in your pockets huh? (KEYS JINGLE) There's more than one way to col
lect the mail. (MARCHING BAND PLAYING) Hey, that was easy. -(RUMBLING) -Huh? -(BEEPING) -Postal person Panther. Have you delivered all your parcels promptly? Um... Working on it, sir. (GRUNTING) (GRUNTING) Tennis, anyone? (EXCLAIMS) (GRUNTING) -(CROWD CHEERING) -(HORN BLOWING) Panther one, bone-head zip. -(THUMPING) -(EXCLAIMS) -(THUD) -(SCREAMING) I hate it when I get cocky. (SNAPS) 35... 54... Extra-large... Um... Hike. Tag. You're it. (GRUNTING) (SQUEAKING) You know, I've always been an at
hletic supporter. (EXCLAIMING) (GROANS) Touch... Down. Oh... (CLOCK TICKING) Yikes! Bomb's away! Happy birthday, Mama. Oceans of love now. (CHUCKLES) -(AIR WHOOSHING) -I hope this finds you in Miami. Huh? (GROANS) (EXCLAIMS) -(CLOCK TICKING) -Hey, that's my football. Why, I-I-I... Oh, boy... (SCREAMS) Where's our football? -(JINGLING) -(VARIOUS ANIMAL SOUNDS) Hey, look over there. He's got your ball. -(SCREAMS) -(GRUNTING) -(SCREAMING) -(GRUNTING) (EXCLAIMS) Help, I've been blindsided. (CLOCK TI
CKING) (WHIMPERS) (CHOKING) (GROWLING) Whoa! (BOTH GROANING) -(BEEPING) -Postal person Panther. You're out of uniform. Sorry, Chief. But I'm having some minor problems. (CLOCK TICKING) (GASPS) Yeah! Now try to find the bomb, little Mr. Mail Boy. (CHUCKLING) I love this part. (EXCLAIMING) Whoa! Fetch, boys! (LASER FIRING) Eeny, meeny, miney, moe, catch an explosive by the... -(CLOCK TICKING) -Ticking clock! Yikes! So witness. (CHUCKLES) A few more seconds... -And it's bubblegum blast off buddy.
.. -(CLOCK TICKING) Well, the word "oops" leaps to mind. (CHUCKLES) (EXPLOSION) (PINK PANTHER THEME PLAYING) Mr. Chucklehead. You failed to put proper postage on this package. I'm returning it for postage due. (SINGING) ♪ It's your birthday It's your stupid birthday ♪ It's your birthday Boy, you're really old ♪ (SPITTING) Get off me, clown! Think about a day job. (GRUNTS) DIRECTOR: Listen up, wannabes. In order to become Beefy Barbarian, you've got to be buff, tough... -(GROWLING) -(BOTH GRUN
T) ...and desperate to get on TV. The rules are simple. Beat the reigning champion Attila the Killa in a sudden-death obstacle course. (GROWLING) If you win, you become the new Beefy Barbarian. If you lose, we'll notify your next of kin. So, who wants to put their life on the line for a TV show? ALL: Ooh, me, me, me! Me, me, me! Okay, I want you, you, you, and you. Ah! Hey, what about me? (LAUGHING) I've seen veggie platters with more meat on 'em. Oh, yeah? Brains will beat brawn any day, and th
is guy's no rocket scientist. Hey, was that an insult? (GROANING) (GRUNTS) Next! (CLATTERING) Hmph! Hey, Attila! Yeah, you! Let me see you try that again, pal! (PUNCHING, SCREAMING) (CRASHES) (THUD) (GRUMBLING) All right, so you got lucky. Take th-aa-at! -(CLATTERING) -MAN: Man, you stink! It's the garbage. No, I mean your style. If you want to beat Beefy Barbarian, you need me, to train ya! (SNIFFING) A bath wouldn't hurt, either. I don't need a trainer. I can outsmart Attila. Ah, he'll eat you
for breakfast and still have room for flapjacks! I know. I trained him. Then why do you want to train me? Ah, the bum dumped me when he became a hotshot TV star. Besides, I'd love the challenge of taking a pink bag of bones and turning 'em into a Beefy Barbarian. Was that an insult? Darn tootin' it was. -(DOG BARKING) -(CAT YOWLING) The most important part of athletic conditioning is stretching. Peak performance comes from being loose. Whoa! I felt that. Yaaai! Uh-huh, yeah. I'm feeling pretty
loose. Really, I am! Hey, you're not even halfway to limber. You need more dynamic tension. (STRAINED) I got all the tension I need right now, thanks! (GROANS AND YELLS) I hope I'm cleared for take-off! Whoa! Aah! (CRASHING) Gimme a pull-up! (GROANING) (PANTING) How was that? Terrible. So, while I set up your training table, do 999 more. Ah! (HUMMING) The best way to bulk up is through exercise and eating right. Now, what do you like on your deep-fried hoagie? Mayonnaise, mustard, lard. The usua
l. (SIGHS) Thank you. Hey, no cheating in my gym! When you cheat, you only hurt yourself... (STRAINING) Yiii! -(GRUNTS) -Aah! (CRASHING) ...and sometimes your trainer. This'll tell us what kind of shape you're really in. (WHIRRING) Faster! Faster! Good! Now, keep that up 'til I get back. (WHIRRING) (HUMMING) (CHAINSAW BUZZING) Oh! Oi! (PANICKING) (YELLS) Hey... That... Hurts! No pain, no gain. Whoa-oh! I am starting to look rather buff. The only thing buff about you is your tail. We've got one l
ast desperate hope. It's a car wash. Used to be. Now it's "the Bufferator". Builds your pecs, lats, triceps, biceps, and abs all at once. What, no hot wax? (WHIRRING) Huh? Aah! (SPUTTERING) (GRUNTING) How was it? Anybody ever make it out of that thing alive? (GROANING) (THUD) Whoa! (YELLS IN SURPRISE) Whoo! (GASPS AND YELLS) Ahh! It's working! You're a sculptured Adonis. You're the Panthenator. DIRECTOR: Let's have a big barbarian cheer for today's contestant, the Panthenator! CROWD: (CHEERIN
G) Huzzah! Huzzah! Huzzah! So, we meet again, you backstabbing, double-crossing, good-for-nothing bum! Hey, are you one of my fans? You don't know me? I made you what you are! Mom? Coach! I was your coach! (SCRATCHING) Okay, barbarians, take your marks! Hey, you may look all muscle-y wussle-y, but underneath, you're still a pipsqueak, you know what I'm saying? Whoa! Oh, boo. DIRECTOR: Get ready... -Set... -(GROWLING) -(GROWLING) -Go! -Yeow! Oof! -(THUD) You're going down, Panthenator. (LA
UGHS) (GROANING) I knew we should have trained harder. (CROWD CHEERING) And Attila heads into the rope-a-dope well ahead of the Panthenator. -Huh? -(BUBBLING) (CROWD CHEERING) (LAUGHING) Here you go. Catch, okay? (YELPING) It's a one-barbarian race as Attila reaches cannonball-istic run! (CLANGING) Whoa! (YELPS) Hey. Hey, batter, batter, batter, batter. Swing! The Pinkster shoots! He scores! Okay, eh? Ooh! Bad break for the Panthenator. Blasted Attila right into our final event. It l
ooks like Attila the Killa will remain Beefy Barbarian! Don't give up, kid. Come on. Go get him! Whoa! Wait! The challenger isn't out of it yet! CROWD: Panthenator! (CROWD CHEERING) You're mine, meat for brains. You pile of fluff, I'll pulverize ya! Neither contestant wants to fall here or they'll end up in the dreaded poodle pit. -Huh? -(BARKING) Who dreams up these dumb games? Whoa! (TIRE SQUEALS) PINK PANTHER: Yo, Attila! Hey, how do you do that? You don't have time to hear about it.
It's a long "tail." -(THUD) -(DOGS BARKING AND GROWLING) (CROWD CHEERING) Incredible! This pink cream puff is our new Beefy Barbarian! I have you to thank, Coach. Nah, you were right, ya bum! Using your tail was using your head. Brains beat brawn after all. ATTILA: Whoa! Nice fluffy dogs! Aah! Hasta la vista, Attila!

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