so [Music] um my name is Agent Shen from the Orthodoxy division we are here to discuss the events on otakus 6. well I ain't going anywhere so by all means ask away yes I've seen your file 17 years is it yeah an awfully long time for an innocent man to be sitting on his hands perhaps our work here today can help with that but before we begin please state your name occupation and ID chip number oh I haven't used that piece of crap in decades on account of you Galactic government folks tracking our
every move with it oh we don't really do that actually sure well sure ain't gonna take your word for it regardless name's Thaddeus Pickett Planet Hunter by trade and that's all there is to it now that should suffice for now Mr Pickett please provide us with a truthful account of the incidents on autarkus 6. sure starting on May 18th I should remind you this interrogation is of course entirely recorded what is it these days so at ARC is six well it's just another rock in the boonies really a tin
y Barren Planet I hunted down 10 years ago nothing more than a slum now hell half the people there are lunatics praying and dancing to some synthetic God of their own making they used to anyway before they decided to piss me off I traveled there in April hell-bent on collecting a certain debt I was owed by a trafficker from zemba station that son of a was nowhere to be found of course and it took me about a month to track down his whereabouts for me May 18th was just another day in the office an
d I was on my way to that zembian Thief when the incidents as you call them occurred entirely without ill intentions on my behalf sure I was a little up on those pretty xenos rooms that grow over there but I reckon the bastard shot first so if you ask me they are to blame for the entire Mass for the record can you formally identify that business partner of yours what do you care he's been blown to bits but if you must know his name was Leroy Blackwell may his Wicked soul rest in peace thank you
Mr Pickett please describe how your encounter with Blackwell escalated and how it led to the complete destruction of autism you put it like that it sure does sound like old Thaddeus is liable for the whole discombobulation [Music] in fact it was that crazy bastard Blackwell who sent out his goons before I could even talk to the fool and I ain't one to lie down and hope for the best no sir so shots were fired if you bystanders went down I took cover inside some shop and one of my pulse charges ma
y have hit some random tank in a nearby Factory although you'll find no proof of that with the entire planet being gone and all right so just how did you make it out of there beginner's luck perhaps Mr Pickett Luck's got nothing to do with it obviously and a man can't be blamed for simply being smarter than the others I'm not sure smarter is the appropriate term here uh no matter I'll cut you a deal Mr Pickett a deal huh well shoot I reckon I won't really have a choice anyway how would you like
to work for the Galactic Federation 17 years of service to the motherland instead of rotting in cryo jail honestly I'd rather have my balls caught in a Salad Shooter well that's just nasty Mr Pickett notwithstanding there are special assignments waiting for you should you agree to our deal uh did I mention this would mean your immediate release oh really well then sign me up anything's better than this hell hole very well you shall be set free within 24 hours after which I will contact you direc
tly there's work to be done Thaddeus Pickett and a man like you can be valuable when set up on the right target just keep one thing in mind agent Shen there's nothing in the universe a planet Hunter can't track down should you try to screw me over I'll find you all right glad we got that out of the way Goodbye Mr Pickett yeah I'll be around just don't you forget to get me out of here until then keep that gunpowder dry in partner
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