[ Laughter ] -All right, all right.
-Oh, God. -It's not gonna be the same
working here without you, Phil. -I'm gonna miss you guys. -Truly sucks
you're getting fired just 'cause people
can't take jokes anymore. -I guess I should've just
deleted my old podcast the moment I got the promotion. -It's just not fair. So now we can't even use
the N-word to describe people anymore?
-Guess not. -Well, uh, we all chipped in and, uh,
we got you something, Phil. -Introducing the new
Fisher-Price Podcast Set
for White Guys. Now you can shout every
crazy thought in your head without ruining your life. It doesn't record
anything at all. -Wait. I probably shouldn't
podcast anymore. I promised my bitch wife
that I'd -- -Phil, we're white guys. We need to be able to say every
dumb thing into a microphone and not get in trouble. -It's just how God made us. -The new Fisher-Price
Podcast Set for White Guys comes with a mic, headphones, and a soundboard
that doesn't record [bleep]. -Welcome back
to "The Min
d Dojo." I'm Phil, and we got a ton
of stuff to get into today. -Plus, a battery life
of three hours, minimum, so you and your
inflatable co-host can rant about everything
you want, like sports. I mean, when you think about it, I'm blacker
than Colin Kaepernick. -[ Laughs ]
That's so funny, man. -Entertainment. -If there was a show
called "White-ish," the left would lose their minds. -[ Laughs ]
You're so right, totally. -And science.
-Sorry, Big Pharma. I'm not just gonna put
some crap in my bo
dy without doing
my own research first. Anyway, today's podcast
is sponsored by Diamond Hog
Male Enhancement Gummies. Look, guys, I don't know what's
in this stuff, but it works. [ Door opens ]
-If you want to get as hard as a diamond --
-What the hell are you doing? -It's not what you think. -You promised we wouldn't
podcast any more. -This is the new Fisher-Price
Podcast Set for White Guys. It doesn't record.
-Fisher-Price? So it's a toy?
-Yep, and I can say whatever I want now,
and I can neve
r get canceled, even the N-word.
-Why do you need to do that? -Because if I don't, they win.
-Who's they? -All of them!
We can't let them beat us. -Wait.
Is that camera on? -Yes.
-So you are recording this. -Just for my livestream.
-That doesn't make sense. -How else am I supposed
to get donations, Sharon?! -New Fisher-Price
Podcast Set for White Guys. Get yours wherever
tactical gear is sold. -Ages 34 and up.
Comments
Heidi plays exasperated wife roles to perfection every time
Someone should make a compilation of every time Heidi plays a long-suffering, snappish wife. She's a master. The end of this is great.
So glad to have Cecily back and doing the voiceovers again. She really makes these sketches
“The Mind Dojo” is such a realistic name for this kind of podcast.
“Get yours wherever tactical gear is sold” nearly made me spit out my drink lmao
“I’m not just gonna put some crap into my body without doing my research first” “Guys I don’t know what’s in the stuff but it works” Genius
Once again, Heidi Gardner nails the perfect confused/upset wife role... "You bought a Lexus?!?"
John Mulaney wearing a snapback will be haunting my nightmares, thank you SNL
Underrated moment: the way he chucks it and it ‘flips up’ as it is thrown forward for the final product shot at 2:17. Very clever!
I really appreciate Colin being the voice of the cohost
Props to the production crew. This looks great 👍
These Mulaney sketches are the best snl in a while
Funny how John goes from LL Bean to Joe Rogan just by turning a ball cap around😂😂😂
All the sketches for this episode were good, even this one was well-written and funny
You guys have been on your game lately. The better the guest prepares and acts, the better the show.
This may be one of my favorite skits. Its scary how accurate it is.
Cecily’s voiceovers brought the whole thing together so nicely. Ages 34 and up😜
I wish someone would actually make a podcast set like this. The design is so cute. :)
"HOW ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO GET DONATIONS SHARON?!" 😂
Why are the "cut for time" sketches always the best sketches? I laughed at that way more than anything else tonight.