Poisonous Potatoes. How utterly pointless. The worst foodstuff
ever invented since unsliced bread. Booo!
Go home, go home! For centuries,
the poisonous potato has ruined the lives of millions - if not billions -
of Minecraft players. When will the heartbreak end? How about…today! Introducing the Poisonous Potato Update! It’ll transform the poor-tato
into your new best friend! So please contact your current best friend
and inform them that they have been replaced. Poisonous potato mobs!
Green ra
in! That’s…different! Potato flowers...
A poisonous potato boss arena and a terrifying new boss!
You’re in for a root awakening! A green lazy! I mean, green laser! The multi-biome wonder
that is the Poisonous Potato Dimension! Portals that will take you
to the Poisonous Potato Dimension. Convenient! Potato Shoes! Potato Armor!
You’ll look like a real spud! The Potato Staff!
Potato Refineries! For the sophisticated potato connoisseur,
obviously! And there’s more! For all
of you potato lovers on B
edrock edition, you’ll find
some FREE marketplace add-on content that potato-ises your Minecraft worlds! Is that healthy? I don’t know! So don’t be a hesi-tater!! Go download
the Poisonous Potato Update today! You’re the poisonous potato
- it’s time to sprout! Side effects
of using the Poisonous Potato Update may include uncontrollable laughter, and an overwhelming craving
for French fries. [PER READING TEXT FASTER AND FASTER] Use at your own risk!
Happy April 1st!
Comments
Why does it feel like 90% of the developers at mojang work only on the April fools update
Mojang continuing the trend of putting more effort into the April Fools updates than the actual updates
Technoblade’s dream has come true. Rest in peace technoblade.
Wait. Were there hoppers under those fletching tables? Is THIS the update where we get a working fletching table!?
Sculk dimension: ❌ Potato dimension: ✅
I forgot it was April first and I genuinely thought they were gonna change something about the poisonous potato to make a feature to make it not poisonous
the worst part about the potato update is that it have more stuff than normal updates
Potato auto farms: My time has come
it took 14 years bro... FINALLY (guys i knows it’s April 1st)
How did they add more in this than an entire year's worth of minecraft updates 😂
Minecraft developers in developing: "Oh no we can't add 2 mobs an update" Minecraft developers in April Fools:
The amount of effort put into this April fools prank is unmatched.
"boiled,baked,roasted or fried,always trust in the potato." "You are the potato"
After alot of time the great potato war will finaly rise to the top and comsume every thing we know.
You know it’s April Fools day when Mojang decides to add more than 2 interesting features to the game lol
The funniest joke is the more content in this joke update than there is in real updates
The funniest part about this is that even though it’s an April Fools joke, it gives us the content that we’ve been asking for.
Content like this shows how mojang has a soul, a sense of humour and has actual people working there.
i swear they work harder on their April fools update then their actual updates
Whoever made this should get a raise