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Poisonous Potato Update

It’s FINALLY here! The update you’ve always asked for that brings ALL the usability and functionality to your #1 favorite item. The Poisonous Potato Update is LIVE! Get it at: https://www.minecraft.net/article/poisonous-potato-update More about Minecraft: https://www.minecraft.net

Minecraft

2 days ago

Poisonous Potatoes. How utterly pointless. The worst foodstuff ever invented since unsliced bread. Booo! Go home, go home! For centuries, the poisonous potato has ruined the lives of millions - if not billions - of Minecraft players. When will the heartbreak end? How about…today! Introducing the Poisonous Potato Update! It’ll transform the poor-tato into your new best friend! So please contact your current best friend and inform them that they have been replaced. Poisonous potato mobs! Green ra
in! That’s…different! Potato flowers... A poisonous potato boss arena and a terrifying new boss! You’re in for a root awakening! A green lazy! I mean, green laser! The multi-biome wonder that is the Poisonous Potato Dimension! Portals that will take you to the Poisonous Potato Dimension. Convenient! Potato Shoes! Potato Armor! You’ll look like a real spud! The Potato Staff! Potato Refineries! For the sophisticated potato connoisseur, obviously! And there’s more! For all of you potato lovers on B
edrock edition, you’ll find some FREE marketplace add-on content that potato-ises your Minecraft worlds! Is that healthy? I don’t know! So don’t be a hesi-tater!! Go download the Poisonous Potato Update today! You’re the poisonous potato - it’s time to sprout! Side effects of using the Poisonous Potato Update may include uncontrollable laughter, and an overwhelming craving for French fries. [PER READING TEXT FASTER AND FASTER] Use at your own risk! Happy April 1st!

Comments

@D_Bomber-tt2br

Why does it feel like 90% of the developers at mojang work only on the April fools update

@Aiden-ham

Mojang continuing the trend of putting more effort into the April Fools updates than the actual updates

@Paddyclaw

Technoblade’s dream has come true. Rest in peace technoblade.

@ThatMumboJumbo

Wait. Were there hoppers under those fletching tables? Is THIS the update where we get a working fletching table!?

@Federico_22

Sculk dimension: ❌ Potato dimension: ✅

@LoisPinnock

I forgot it was April first and I genuinely thought they were gonna change something about the poisonous potato to make a feature to make it not poisonous

@IanGael_MW

the worst part about the potato update is that it have more stuff than normal updates

@25i428

Potato auto farms: My time has come

@wittiestlamp9460

it took 14 years bro... FINALLY (guys i knows it’s April 1st)

@danielsotoparra21

How did they add more in this than an entire year's worth of minecraft updates 😂

@DisGuclerOfficial

Minecraft developers in developing: "Oh no we can't add 2 mobs an update" Minecraft developers in April Fools:

@epagelma7816

The amount of effort put into this April fools prank is unmatched.

@SueAnye

"boiled,baked,roasted or fried,always trust in the potato." "You are the potato"

@Lillenalla

After alot of time the great potato war will finaly rise to the top and comsume every thing we know.

@jackatk

You know it’s April Fools day when Mojang decides to add more than 2 interesting features to the game lol

@bigmanspaps

The funniest joke is the more content in this joke update than there is in real updates

@OneBrokenEgg

The funniest part about this is that even though it’s an April Fools joke, it gives us the content that we’ve been asking for.

@wolvespackstudios

Content like this shows how mojang has a soul, a sense of humour and has actual people working there.

@Milshake445

i swear they work harder on their April fools update then their actual updates

@Spherius

Whoever made this should get a raise