Love is impossible, da You and your pearls of wisdom! Don't take unnecessary risks Poor girl!
Listen to me 'Public toilet for every street' - All tickets are sold out
- Really? Sooper, di - Where is Sunitha?
- In the make-up room - Okay
- Thanks He seems human to me But he gorged both eyes
without lifting his little finger! That too our boss's eyes! Good that I'm shielding my eyes You safeguard your eyes Let's go You have only 10 minutes
before your next yawn Listen to me
Let's leave now Let me
just mark
my attendance 1/2 a minute to go and
1/2 a minute to get back Poor thing, I'll spend
90 seconds with her We still have 7 and 1/2
minutes to spare True, you got the malefic effects
of Saturn in your yawn! Why do you think
negative all the time? I'll be back soon He runs like a marathon sprinter! Wonder what's in store! Sunitha, be ready
I'm leaving You are next in line Sorry Come soon Sunitha, I'm here
I saw you My love is true
I have to leav- I've proved it All the best Aiyaiyo! May I
come in? Will you please tie this for me? Quick It's getting late I'll tie it for you Getting late for me too - I'm unable to tie it
- Quick...quick My fingers are not
getting it right It's getting knotted alright But your mind is in a dilemma Found out? I have to bite- Using your teeth? How is my hair style? 'Surely' super! It is 'curly' Don't touch it For 4 hours, with great difficulty... ...I've taken each strand of
hair separately and set it Only 2 minutes left 4 hours just to
style your hai
r, huh? Is this bangle fine
or should I change? Not good
Change it - Is this 'chutti' ornament okay?
- No, change it Does this dress look good? No, not looking good at all
Take it off right away Hey! I know what
you are angling for Sunitha will be nailed shortly! Sunitha, you are next I think time's up Good lord! Time up for me too I'm leaving I'm tense because
I have to model out there Why are you tense? You won't understand my tension Let me be your stress-buster! What...what I got to leave no
w I know what you want Why are you twitching
your nose like a goat? Your lips are in such a tearing hurry! Why are you shaking your ears? Countdown 9 "Coming...it's coming...!" "Gone...I'm done for!" Is this the time to get romantic? Countdown 3 Go...go He has opened the compressor Safety first Go...move aside
Air force is on the way Next contestant on stage, Ms Sunitha Finito! She is stepping out like a bear This isn't Sunitha Ma, what's this hairstyle? This is an African hairstyle Wow! Really
awesome! Trash can even be on your head But not on the floor Sunitha bags the 1st place
for presenting this philosophy! Thank you Let go of me Why did you bring me
to this exorcising place? I have to go to work To show your handsome face
and frighten these spirits Move Show your face instead? Bro, this is the ghost's close friend We'll use him as bait
to get our target - Where?
- To your right Pound him to a pulp, bro Yuck! He won't fall for this bait Mr Cool drinks Guna Hit you! Cooling glass G
una Kill me but don't
kill my friendship Watch me now He's calling his friend Dude, Cooling glass Guna
has kidnapped me Somehow come and save me Has Guna kidnapped you? I'm sure you'll make an ass of yourself
fall at his feet and escape cleverly If I come there
he will kill me Try to escape, bro You are supposed
to be my soul friend Okay, okay...bye Bull shit! Chop his hand
and send it to him He will land up for sure It will take 2 days to even
identify it, no need, sir 1 second, sir He's callin
g someone again Let him call Sunitha? He's talking to the female spirit Your guy Sanjeevi has gone
with his ex-girl friend... ...to the temple in Mangadu If you go immediately
you can catch him red handed Is he unable to
forget his first love? Let me tell you this too He'll tell you a pack of lies He'll even try to dissuade you
from going there He'll claim Cooling glass Guna
wants to kill you Don't buy all that
Come immediately Is he servicing a vehicle
that is already sold! I'll be there Come o
n...come on Hello Sanjeevi Your Sunitha coming soon Temple in Mangadu She won't swallow
any of your stories Cooling glass Guna Very angry Guna You death Whaaat? I will meet Bro, the priest is here Okay, hold my hand Get down, bro Priest, is all this true? If a person possessed by a spirit
steps past this line... ...their dance will expose them What if they don't dance? It means they are not possessed
by any ghost or ghoul My hands are twitching Where is his neck? Sir, this is my neck
Let go of m
e, sir You are hurting me The female spirit is here He has also come - What?
- Get out of here Have you come just now?
He told me you are already here The moment you fall in love
trust a bloody stranger Not your lover Get out of this place right now Sorry Get hold of him Bro...? Come here, quick A little to the left In front Here Right...right She is as soft as
a plastic bucket Let me- Let me caress you once more Let go of me I have another
problem to attend to Move...move Get into the square Di
d they dance
like they're possessed? No, bro, they are standing
in that square normally Bro, they are
ordinary human beings I thought as much Bring me the sickle I'll slice them into two I'll get you the sickle Sanjeevi - Look inside the temple
- What? Looking at each other
like dumb temple cows Look at me Where is the sickle? Look here Why is he doing
the snake dance now? What is he saying? Here, bro Give it to me Look over there We can kill them both, right? Who is gargling? The ghost is gargl
ing The spirit is showing
its true colors Only the girl is possessed Let me kill him Who is this? Me, bro Why are you
adding to the noise? I'm chatting up the ghost, bro What do I do? You should also talk to them once Otherwise it will bite you How do I make
this ululating sound? You got it Is he a rocket to fly? This isn't even do-able! Let us wait and watch Hey! He's here Have you issued tickets for a show? Raghav, not gone
for your honeymoon? Why won't you ask? Instead of making
my boss's wif
e sleep in peace... ...you broke her into pieces I lost my job And my wedding was cancelled What I spent for
that bachelor's party... ...went down the drain Hi ma'ams Hey Mojo! You invited hi- What are you doing here? Not only me
Surprise! Hey baby
Come here - Who is this?
- She's my financier Financier...? Will she lend money
and charge interest? He meant she is his fiancée! How is my matching? Like mismatched sandals! You also look like a shoelace Did we make fun of you? Can't you keep quiet?
Raghav, stop it Don't keep yapping
Ask him to go up soon 'Up...?' Start Sanjeev...start Okay, okay
Start Should I definitely
try it out here? If you don't start now,
our dignity will go for a toss! Try your luck Who is that man with
the salt and pepper look? Like a scientist Laughs like a nutcase My dad! Dad, didn't I tell you?
He's Sanjeevi Hi, son-in-law I'll be troubled only if
you are floating in booze 24x7 You'll only be floating in mid air! I'm sure you'll ace it Which place will be
comfor
table for you? Which is the 'eesanya moola? North eastern corner...? Let it be there
I'm fine here Okay then
Sit here Why are you sitting behind me? Come and sit in front No need I've heard enough tales about
your mouth's power from my boss Raghav, silent Ma, come Hey mini skirt! Just a precaution
Hold on to your skirt tight Manager, switch off the fan Won't he get hurt
when he goes up? Turn it off Looks like he'll really go up 'My hair will spike up again?' Bro, shall I go
to the restroom? Snak
e anti-venom!
Trying to be extra smart? Sit down quiet Is this really possible,
my dear son-in-law? Dad, you'll anyway see it
for yourself soon enough - Sunitha, it's okay
- I'm sorry Uncle, listen to me If you focus your mind and
channelize it to your 3rd eye Shut the nine openings
and control the 5 senses Not only this It is possible to
achieve much more Please dear
Can I see? Okay Move closer Little lower - Dear
- Yes What are you doing? Raghav, she wants to
see him flying from level 1 - That
's all
- Is that right? Me too Remove
Is that right? You cover from the left
and I'll take the right What does he want to cover? Start Count up to 3
I'll go up Oh! Okay...okay All ready? One Come on Two Dude, go up...go up Lift it Go up
Lift it, dude Three Raise it, dude 'The potato has shown
its true scent!' Who moved the chair? I'm asking you, right? Not me, he did it Yes, he's the one Hey you...! You are culprit Rabbit? You promised to fly in mid-air And ended up
downloading all the air Out o
f 9 holes, you forgot
to shut an important hole! You deleted
Baby, come to hospital Guys, 1 minute Let's continue from
where it was emitted Am I hearing you right? Please wait Even when a rocket is launched... ...it emits reactive gas 'Philosophy!' Rockets are tested
only in open space Not in close confines of a house My head is spinning And here she is
defending this chap who farted 'You let me down big time' 'Picked the wrong time to download' I can actually see
my reflection But with only 1 e
ye Hey! To close your chapter... ...one eye will do Who is it? 'Knife' Ramesh What are you doing? Remember the videos on
the internet of you peeing I'm deleting all that
with great difficulty Go ahead Bro, watch your step How much he tortured me
not letting me sleep all night My bones are all creaking 'Mottai' Kanna? Bro...? Are you here? - What are you doing?
- Watering the plants Very good
They need nourishment Can rough up anyone But not 'spirits'! "Love, my precious eyes
I haven't seen since
yesterday" What...? Bloody mongrel Trying to escape? Watching porn stuff?
Go ahead, watch now Beep...beep
- Don't hit me, bro I turned it off, bro Bro, we didn't know
you can see now Forgive us Let go, bro Getting turned on
with a banana, huh? Stuff it into your mouth Every pore hurts, bro Bro, I won't do this again Sir, I am blind
Please show mercy Forgive me, bro Aw! Hurts real bad If I let you sleep next to me,
you will steal my booze And dance in front of my eyes? Now you're shaking a leg!
Now you dance Scavenger scum! Because I can't see
and Munusu also isn't here You'll have a rollicking time, huh? Munusu is the reason for all this He claims to be
your successor He is the one rotten apple, bro Time for a murder Look here I danced so much
I'm sweating all over Go get me a soooper shirt He's asking him to
bring your shirt, bro Ask him to give Get up, I say Go Go Do you know
what respect is? Watch me now Look Bro...? Munusu, when did you come? Munusu...? Bro, I'm here 10 grounds li
ke 24 carat gold With encumbrance They asked me to clinch
the deal on your behalf If you bless me,
I'll finish it Please bless me, bro Bro, bless me
whole heartedly Bless me, bro - Where is his head?
- Here Here Bless you Don't touch my feet with your head Get up Who stopped watering
the plants half way through? Irresponsible! Let go of me This is nothing
Wait for more Come here Bro, I forgot to
tell you something What? Got myself a new dress Wanted to show it to you But you can't see Be patient
If only you can see
what I'm wearing... ...tears of joy will stream
down your cheeks It's a fact Not only that I bought a new knife
for the Panchayat You'll get it now - Munusu
- Bro? I've also bought a new gun Bought- Fine, he got a gun Will a gunman from Ghana
help him to aim? Give it Why is the gun
targeting me? Bro, when did you
get your vision back? Get up, I say When you came in... ...you were dancing away to glory What was that song? That was- Sing and dance for me He got nailed royally
Okay, that's enough You jigged a few steps
wriggling your butt to me Show that step Replay Did you dance like this? You shoved your butt
into my face You lifted and rejoiced Lift more - Did you dance like this?
- Yes, bro First I went to the right Then to left Then I shook my bum Didn't you stick your
yucky bum on my face? Once more Turn I'll never raid
your wardrobe again Missed by an inch or else... ...my machismo
would be zero!
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