Alright! Congrats on your first day Mr.president! How did I get here? Oh we just skipped the election, and everyone just unanimously agreed you should be in charge! I don't remember running? They just like you that much sir. Oh well...thank you, I...suppose. But because of that, I'm going to list of some uh...major issues... ...and you're to give me your opinion. Alright, that seems...reasonable. firstly *skims notes* big pharma! that sounds pretty good. what? I mean if you have a bigger farm...
...You can fit more animals in there, that sounds good! Sir, it's short for "pharmaceutical". Well, if we're going to make the farm a suit... ...then I say we get a tailor! Why does it need a suit tho? Sir, thats....uhh Also, did you mean to say "nickel" instead of "ical"? Cause, I...I can give it a nickel if it wants! we'll...we'll get back to this Alright, next issue *skims notes* Separation of church and state! Oh dear, I'm very sorry to hear thier marriage didn't work out. church and state
are...concepts, not people sir. I'm not sure what a concept is, but I still feel bad for them. S-Sir, Ple- Oh, bother, Now I'm just in a sad mood. Can we go to the next one, please? *sigh* sure sir *skims notes* Abortion. What's abortion? Is there a problem? Pooh, I can't think of a single perspective of this... ...That wouldn't ruin your innocence. What's innocence? We're just gonna go to the next issue is that okay? okay. Thank god *skims notes* Alright, the current war. There's a WAR going on
? Correct, do you have any battle tactics? I'm not sure, I don't even know all the presidents yet... I dunno if I could...qualify for this. W-Well, I doubt they're going to give you time to learn sir..I- President Pooh, I just got off the phone with the enemy war generals! They said they're willing to put the war on HALT until you learn all the presidents... ...Cause they really like you. Oh well...send them my regards, secretary rabbit. Will do sir! *slams that door real good* Well Alright, I g
uess we can do this ahead of time. Uh who is this? I believe that's uh...George Washingmachine, correct? N-no but...you're getting close buddy! thank you. no problem (he's too innocent for this world, man)
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He's so good at being mr. poohsident, right up there with george washingmachine :')))
The fact you turned Pooh Bear into a way too wholesome character instead of trying to make him edgy makes you a far better entertainer than most.
“I don’t remember running.” “They just liked you that much sir.” Accurate depiction of George Washingmachine’s election
"Pooh, I can't think of a single perspective of this that wouldn't ruin your innocence." I felt that.
We need a sequel where the world universally agrees to cut the shit to avoid ruining Pooh’s innocence
Goobus: What are your thoughts on the LGBTQ+ rights? Pooh: I don't think that is how the alphabet goes
"I'm not sure what a concept is, but I still feel bad for them" Why, why did this break me into laughter? the delivery and pooh's wholesome ignorance of it all is just too much. I need more videos like this. No gore. Just wholesome pure confusion with witty jokes.
“I believe that’s uh…George washing machine, correct?”HES TO CUTE FOR THIS WORLD
I love how he went from leading a supermarket to being president.😂
Pooh went from trying to get honey then became CEO of the supermarket and then the President. Pooh is too cute for this. We need him to become world president.
Honestly I think he's the kind of president that would make the worst decisions possible, but everyone would do everything to make them work because they love him so much. Like if his solution to fix pollution was to give it a hug, everyone would hug the ocean and pick up every single microplastic with that huge hug, just so he doesn't feel like he let anyone down.
“President Pooh, what do you think of trans rights?” “Well I think trains have the right to go to any destination they choose.”
I'm genuinely shocked that the presidents from other countries postponed a war so that Pooh can catch up on his learning. That's just how adorable Pooh is.
The running gag of Pooh being too cute for Goobus to disappoint is fantastic.
You very accurately captured not just how Pooh talks but how Pooh comprehends subjects.
I love how he dosent portray Pooh as like a complete idiot or a tyrant, he is just too pure and wholesome to be a president.
I appreciate that these don't have some dark twist to them. Just people appreciating Pooh for being wholesome.
I love how Pooh literally cannot understand the concept of a concept.
This is honestly my favorite version of Pooh ever. 5 year old me would absolutely adore this adaptation.
I'm so glad you brought back your cute, shy Winnie the Pooh.