- Emergency broadcast!
We got some news! - It's happening.
It's finally happening. - Oh boy. - We're expanding our family! - (both) Our People Vs Food family! - Finally, it's about time! - About frickin' time! - But wait, where are they? (tapping table) Up first, we have...
- (both) Kimmy! - Yay!
- Welcome! (Kimmy screams) - You guys know her from
Eat It Or Yeet It over on Smosh, where she knows how to make
some pretty terrible punishments! - That I do. - She's also my new co-host
for our brand
new channel, PvF Chef! - Yeah!
- Coming to you soon. Stay tuned, we will have all
of the details for that announcement
later on. And up next, we have...
- We have... (tapping table) Ember! Yay, welcome! Self described Agent of Chaos,
we have Ember. She's been with me
in the kitchen for quite some time, and now she's joining
People Vs Food as our new
Associate Producer! - Agent of Chaos?
I don't... - More like Agent of Sweetness. - That's definitely not true. We definitely know her
whether than
that. - Absolutely not! - Alright, and finally... We got a pretty good
all girls team here. - We certainly do. - We have one more person
we wanna introduce you to... (tapping table) - (both) Michael! - Michael.
- Welcome. - Hello.
- (Ash) It's just Michael. - Womp.
- Just kidding. I've known Michael
for quite some time. He is a culinary wonder. He's been slinging Chicago hot dogs
and Italian hot beefs all over Los Angeles,
and what? You made the world's largest
chicken nugget? - Unrecognized by
Guinness,
but still. - Still.
- Rude. - Rude! - We beat the recognized one
by like 12 pounds. - So with this wonderful new crew, I figured we'd play a saucy game
of Never Have I Ever, but with a cloched twist. - Each one of us have
prepared a punishment food for a food-style roulette game. Half of them will be good, and the other half
will have punishments. - I don't like this.
- Yeah. - (Nicole) Dear Spam musubi, I am so, so sorry
for what I am about to do you. - First up is Nicole.
- Ugh. - L
iquid smoke? - No! - It smelled so bad.
- Fish sauce!? - Ugh. - I do like wasabi though. - Oh no, you,
oh, you ate it! - Ugh!
- Oh! - I am so sorry, I'm gonna do,
you know what? I'm not sorry,
I'm gonna do this to you guys, but before we get started, I figured this is a good opportunity
to introduce ourselves to you, because I sort of just plopped myself
on this channel and started, and then I don't know,
about a year later, hired Chef Ash. - Tell us about you, Nicole.
- Yeah! - Who is the re
al Nicole!?
- Yeah! - Who's the real Nicole?
- Give us the tea! - I have been working
in the digital food industry for over a decade. I was working at PopSugar,
Tastemade, I worked on MasterChef,
Hell's Kitchen, and a bunch of other
amazing cooking shows before coming here, and learning the joys
of punishment food. - (Ash) Oh, the joys indeed. - And you guys have been
such an amazing audience, and I am so excited to sort of
move into my next role of the Godmother,
with my whole new family, my fa
mily of People Vs Foodies. - I need no introduction,
but of course, I am Chef Ash. I have been here for two years,
slinging up punishment foods, and delicious foods as well. Everyone always forgets
I make delicious food. But now I'm taking a little bit
of a step back from actually creating the food,
thanks to Chef Michael, and I'll be producing more! - And we have Kimmy!
- Oh hi! Hey guys, I am Kimmy, also known on the internet sometimes
as Kimmy Jimenez, or Jimmy Kimenez,
if you're nasty. I am
also known as just
that girl from Smosh with brown hair who
smiles too much, it's weird. Over at Eat It Or Yeet It,
I had some experience creating some tremendous
and some tremendously awful foods, and I can't wait to continue
the tradition here as a producer! - Hi, I'm Ember. I don't know how I got in here,
the door was just unlocked. (group laughs)
Just kidding! - Agent of Chaos! - I am Ember,
and I've spent the last decade making music and videos
for the internet on my own. I had a mini serie
s on
Adult Swim called Ember's Etiquette, where I drove around
on the freeway in a toy car
with my clothes off. But last summer, I got hired...
- (Kimmy) Amazing. - To work in the kitchen here,
and you know what? It was love at first bite.
- It was, indeed. - Oh!
- It was love at first bite. - And your newest,
Chef Michael! - Hello!
I'm Chef Michael. I've been producing food content
for, I don't know, how long have we known
each other, seven years? - (Nicole) Yeah. - We worked together
at Taste
made, then I eventually became
a culinary producer, and I also run
a Midwestern comfort food pop up. That's kind of how I entered
the food world. But yeah, I'm happy to be here,
cooking for the channel, and making better food
than Ash ever could. - Oh! - Are we gonna have
a Shokugeki now? - Should, I will win.
- Oh wow. Alright, let's get this
Never Have I Ever started, as you saw,
I made Spam musubi. This is one of my favorite foods,
it is at every one of my holidays, it's how I show love
to m
y family, and I bastardized it
with... (sighs) wasabi and fish sauce
and liquid smoke, and the best part is,
they can't tell the difference between that and the really
nice teriyaki ones. So to start this
Never Have I Ever, never have I ever
made someone eat a punishment food. - But you have! - I took myself out of the game,
so that we could all... - Oh God. - Define make somebody,
because I made... - You!
- I made the food. - No, you!
- I didn't make them eat it. Okay fine.
(both laugh) - I re
ally have no idea
what is what. Oh, I don't feel good
about the one that I picked. - I feel great about mine. - I don't like this vibe.
This vibe is weird. - Mine smells really good. - Alright!
- Alright, three, two, one! - Oh cheers! - No, oh man!
(Kimmy whimpers) - (Ash) Did you get a good one?
- No! - (Ash) Oh, I forgot,
you didn't like any of 'em. - This is how I react
when something's good! - Yeah, I mean, definitely
this is a good one. - I am malfunctioning,
but I did it. - Is that pretty
good? - No! (laughs) (screams)
That is all wasabi, wow! - Never have I ever
had a tattoo. - Ha ha! - Yeah. - I have a hot dog
above my knee. - I have seven, the one that I showed you
is my least cool one, but you know. - Bon appetit. - Ha ha. - Alright.
- Great. - Oh!
(Michael coughs) - Aww, two for two! - That's actually pretty good though.
- It's actually good! - I like wasabi.
(coughs) - Oh, you love it so much! - It's making my brain tickle. - What's wrong with you?
That was so rough! - No,
it was good. - Oh my God, okay! - In honor of Joe's
Boop, Marry, Kill, never have I ever
had a crush on an animated character. - I'm out.
- What, never!? Oh my God, okay wait,
who were y'all's crushes? - I have, gosh. You know who really gets me? Stitch. - (both) Stitch!?
- That's so weird! - David, from Lilo and Stitch,
but not Stitch. - Oh, there's just something
about those extra arms. - Mm-hmm. - I had a thing
for Hey Arnold! (Nicole laughs)
- Oh! - I get it! - Arnold's football head!
- Yea
h! - That just does it for me,
I guess. - He's a nice boy!
- She's such a nice boy! - That makes sense. - (group) Cheers! - Ugh! - Oh, I got another bad one.
- Oh thank God. - Ugh, ugh!
- I still like it though. - Delicious, amazing work.
- Yeah, no, this is great! - Oh, you got a good one?
- Mm-hmm! - I can't think of any
like specific one, Mrs. Incredible, probably. - Oh, interesting.
- Yeah. - Dude, you cried a little bit. - Yeah, the wasabi's hot, bro!
- You're crying! (laughs) - Fox Robin H
ood. - (group) Oh yeah! - (PvF) Oh no!
- (Kimmy) Yes! - Who wants to go next? - Ember, you should go.
- I'll go! - Alright!
- Sure, Michael, that's a great idea! (group laughs) - I'm not a chef,
let's see what's in my fridge. - Aww, yes you are.
- You are a chef. - Aww, you're so cute!
- Red Bull!? - You have a lot of stuff
in your fridge. - Huh!? - Thank you, I am so sleepy.
This is perfect. - Ooh, I don't like this noise. - (Ash) Oh God.
- Oh my God. - No!
- And Citric acid!? - That is so much
! - Ooh, that looks pretty though. Oh God. (Michael laughs) - Aww.
- Here it comes! - (gasps) Ooh, they're pretty! - Yeah, they look great.
- They're so cute! - They are pretty! - (Kimmy) Wait, what? - (Michael) Not a chef,
are you kidding? - Smell, smell, smell. Okay, so there's Red Bull
in all of the cupcakes. - (Michael) Okay, cool. - (Ember) They are Red Bull
velvet cupcakes. - (group) Oh!
- That sounds delicious! - Never have I ever
been married. Fellas?
- Come on! - No?
- Oh. - Yeah. (lau
ghs)
- (laughs) Never! - Come on. - God damn it.
- Eat up, everyone! - I can't tell,
like I genuinely can't tell. - (Ash) I can't either.
- (Kimmy) No, this looks perfect. - Cheers!
- Cheers. - Alright.
- Yeah, whatever. - Huh, huh. - Mmm.
Not citric acid. - Super good.
- Oh my God, it's good. Oh, it's good, oh no! (Ember laughs) - Ooh, is that
cream cheese frosting? - It sure is!
- Very nice! - Honestly, they're very,
very good. - Oh my God, it's so sour!
Like the backs of my ears hurt! (group
laughs) - Alright, are you ready kids? - Mm-mm!
- No. - Never have I ever
worn Crocs. - Why did you look at me
when you said that? (Ember laughs) - I mean, I have,
I could lie, but I have. - They're so comfy!
- I love Crocs, you're missing out! - Why am I being... - Do Crocs sandals count? - Yes, it's a brand!
- Yes! - The brand Crocs.
- Crocs is a brand! - If Crocs sandals count,
then I have to... - Ah! - Hurray!
- Cheers! - Ah, hey, hip hip! - Ugh!
(Ember laughs) - I got another good one! - M
m! - Nicole got another
bad one! (laughs) - These are great cupcakes.
- These are really good! - I could eat 'em all day. - Aww, thank you so much. - You really taste
the Red Bull too there. - I don't like this game anymore. - Okay, one last question.
- Oh gosh. - Never have I ever
worn a guacamole hat. - Ha ha! - I didn't wear it.
- Are you for real right now? Michael...
- The guacamole wasn't in it! - Aww, you did! - The guacamole
wasn't in it yet! - Oh!
- You wore the hat! - No, Michael also
wore it!
- Ah! - It was intended for guacamole!
It counts! - Fine, fine, fine, fine! - You guys definitely
both wore it. - Do you hate me?
- Oh, I love you so much! - Cheers.
- Let's go, buddy. - Three for three, baby!
- Ugh! (whimpers) - Are you serious? The sour is still in my mouth!
- (laughs) I'm so sorry. - Ugh, oh my God, sorry! - You guys are unlucky,
I'm sorry, that's rough. - It's really sour! - Because so many times
I made a punishment that you said
wasn't bad enough, so I really dumpe
d it in...
(laughs) - This is karma.
- Yeah, we're learning! - Alright.
- Alright! - Ember, that was terrible,
who's up next? - Let me go.
- Alright! - Wow!
- I'll go! - Alright, alright, alright.
- You know what, I'll go! - There you go!
- Yeah! - (Michael) Before I started
working here, I made hot dogs for a living, so I figured let's make
a spicy hot dog. - Oh, we're having dogs, okay. - Why not? - Yeah.
- Yep. - No!
- Why not, why not? - (group) No! - Sure, let's do that.
- Oh! - Wow, great
squiggle work,
Michael! (Nicole laughs)
- (Michael) Thank you. - You're ruining mustard for me!
- Mm-hmm. - (gasps) Oh, that's
a punishment in and of itself. - Aww.
- Ugh. - Oh, look at you! - It's hot!
- You died! - They're hot,
yeah, they're pretty hot. They're good,
they're hot dogs, they're good. You're gonna like 'em.
- Spicy. I do like hot dogs. - And here they are! - Ooh!
- Wow! - Ooh.
- They look so good! - (group) Wow! - Dude, you can't tell!
Ugh! - And there if there are
red specks in
it, don't let that fool you,
I put the neutral pepper in, they all look the same,
you're never gonna know. - Evil. - For my first never
have I ever, on the theme of hot dogs, never have I ever
eaten a corn dog. - Aww.
- You're lying. - What!?
- Wait, why? - Swear to God,
I just never had one. - But you're a hot dog guy! - I will tell you the truth,
I hate hot dogs, but... - Michael! - I sell them, and I have
a hot dog tattoo. I'm not a fraud! - Why do you have
a hot dog tattoo!? - I'm not a fra
ud, because,
selling the hot dogs changed my life! - You're lying! - I'll never just eat
a hot dog. - What!?
- Who are you!? - What's not to like
about a hot dog, dude? - They're not good! - They're good! - They're beautiful emulsified
tubes of meat! - Okay. - I'm gonna eat
all of these hot dogs. - Yeah, I've had a corn dog, so... - I hate this so much. - Oh no. Cheers. You're just so happy right now. - Good one.
- It's okay. - Spicy Kimmy returns!
- Spicy Kimmy's back. - Oh no! - That's what I
keep
getting today is the spice. - Oh no!
- Woo, it's hitting! - I think it's reaper pepper, right?
Last time? (Kimmy screams) - I've only gotten
one good dish! - Karma! - Michael, I think I might
have to come for you buddy. - Only this half
is numb right now. - Yeah, next time,
but it in the other side. For my second...
- No! - Never have I ever
used a dating app. - Come on, dude! - One time! - I thought it wouldn't
get all of you, but... - Pass it around!
- I, yeah. How else do you
meet people
, usually? - My wife and I have been
together for 11 years! - Shane and I met
the good old fashioned way. Instagram, you know?
(laughs) - That's a dating app.
- Yeah. (laughs) - Let's get this dog. - I know this one's
gonna be hot. - I'm scared now. - Do it. - Yep, oh, frickin' balls! - Ah! - It was one bite,
I think you're good. - Eat the whole thing! (Ember screams) - This does not affect me
whatsoever. - Is it hot though?
- yes. - Yeah, well you have
a high tolerance for spice. - I sure do.
- Aww, Ember!
- Ugh! - Look what you did! - I did not do that.
- How dare you hurt her! - The chaos will
return for you! (group laughs) - I have double spice
in my mouth right now! - Did you even it out? Did you do the other side
like he said? - I did.
- Did it help? - No!
- Aww! - I know, I don't want Michael
to have another question either. - I want you to do it!
- You want me to do it? - I wanna feel something! - Since Ash wants it... Never have I ever
attended Ball State University! - Yes!
-
I just barely attend. - I'm out. - Alright, I'm just gonna
go all mustard. - (Nicole) Thank God. - (Michael) Just lick
the whole mustard off. - (Kimmy) Oh.
- (Michael) Oh, wow. - And it was a good one. - Aww!
- Ugh! - Aw man, eating a hot dog
like that is horrifying. - (Kimmy) Yeah, that's terrible.
- Just top down. - Faced!
(group laughs) Mmm. How are you doing? - No, I'm still not okay. - Oh God, alright, yeah.
I think I'll go next. 'Cause we've had some spicy,
and we've had some sour. So let
's see what
other flavors we got going on. Let's make some cursed
lumpia for my new coworkers, because we have a weird job. I'm using beef bile... (group laughs) - (group) Aww! - (Kimmy) I'm sad to be making
a cursed version of it. - Oh, lord almighty. (Kimmy laughs) - Are you guys ready? - No!
- Yeah. - Are you ready?
- No! - Okay! - Aww, they look so pretty!
- They look very good. - Oh, they're beautiful! - Aww, thank you so much! And I also brought a little
sweet and sour sauce for you guys!
- (Michael) That's good,
that'll help. - Yeah, they're good! Okay!
Never have I ever... Owned a cat. - Ah, what!?
- Jesus Christ. - What the heck?
- Come on! - Enjoy! - I'm taking one from the middle. - You're gonna take one
from the middle? - Are you... - Oh God, I'm scared. - I'm not dipping it.
- I'm so scared. Yay to cat people! - Cat people!
- Go cat people! - Aww. And I love dogs. I'm thankful for having
only dogs today. Oh no!
- This is delicious. - Nicole! The worst luck! - I love how ye
ah,
I love how you're the one that's just like
getting hammered. - Beef bile is so good
when it's used in the right setting. - Sure.
- Like sinanglaw is like, it's a delicious Filipino dish,
it's so good, but I used an obscene amount. - It's so good.
- This is good! - Yeah, this is really good. - Really?
Oh, thank you! Oh, I'm so glad! (laughs)
- Ugh! - Never have I ever
been to Indiana. - Oh, really?
- What!? - Sorry. - What is going on?
- That's how you got me, so... - I got ya! - Midwest boys
!
- Hey! - Enjoy!
- Thank God. Yeah, no, never been
to Indiana. - Oh no! His first beef bile experience!
- Woo! - Woo woo woo woo woo!
- Yeah! - It's bad!
- It's it awful? - Yeah, pretty bad. It tastes like burning hair. - I got a good one! - Aww.
- Again!? - Yeah!
- Uh-huh! - You know, I would say
I'm sorry, but also that mustard
was so hot! - Yeah it was.
- Alright. Never have I ever had a podcast about
chicken nuggies! (group cheers)
- That's okay. Ember, Ash,
you gotta go too! - Also, thank
God, she said
had a podcast, because if she had said
been on a podcast, I would also be out! - Yeah, that's right,
you were on it twice. - But she didn't say that!
- Never have I ever been on... No. (laughs) - She didn't say that!
- It's too late, it's fair. - That was a good one. - Aww!
- Yay! - Yeah, I had a podcast
about chicken tenders. - (Kimmy) Yes, that's amazing.
- (Ash) Ooh. - For four years,
it was called Tender Friends. We went to 200-something episodes. - Woah dude!
- Holy crap. - W
e went on tour to Vegas,
it was sick, but then the pandemic
destroyed it. - Aww.
- It was cool. - Alright, we've got one more. - Oh boy. - No, the worst one for sure! - (Michael) Yeah, the worst, for sure. - Let's see what it is, guys. - No, I don't want to see
what it is! - (Ash) I'm gonna make
some frickin' deviled eggs, but you know what? I am Chef Ash after all, so of course, they're gonna be
a punishment. - Oh. (Kimmy whimpers) Ugh.
- Oh boy. - That's a lot.
- Ugh! - (Kimmy) Oh.
- (Michael)
Frickin' deviled eggs. - (Ash) But now they're ready,
and I'm gonna do a taste test, or maybe not. - (gasps) Wait.
- Girl! - You didn't try it!? - Yo!
- Girl! - Every single one of us
tried our punishment foods. - That's not my problem. Everyone here knows
I'm from the Midwest, as we've discovered, so
what better Midwestern snack than deviled eggs? - (Nicole) They're so pretty,
but uh... I feel like you need
to eat one! - Ash should eat!
- Taste test it! - She should try it!
- Ash should eat,
Ash should eat! - (group) Ash should eat,
Ash should eat! - Oh no, oh no.
- Oh, the whole thing? I was just gonna like...
(Ash gags) - (group) Oh! - There's some on your mouth. (Ash cries) - Aww! - God! - We now accept you.
- Okay. Never have I ever
been to an Asian country. - Oh, that's...
- Damn it. - Really?
- No. - Embarrassingly also,
I have not. - I don't really like
eggs that much, and I really don't like hard boiled,
and I don't like the yolk, so I've never had
a deviled egg before. - (A
sh) And you will
not like durian. - I'm very... I, durian, I'm Filipino, and it kind of is good
to me sometimes. - I was able to hide it very well. - I got a good one. - I think I'm okay? - It's a regular one,
but this is just my reaction. (laughs) - Oh my God, no, I'm good, I'm
good, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good! - (Ash) Oh no! - Yeah, it's good.
- This is good! - It's a good deviled egg.
- Yeah. - It's okay, boss,
you're gonna get 'em next time! (group laughs) - I'm sure this is a delicious
de
viled egg, for those that partake,
I'm so sorry to you. - Thank you. - I'm sure it's good. - I'm sure it's very good.
- It's very unfortunate for me. - Yeah, it's wonderful. - That was my first
deviled egg, good job! - Never have I ever made my own food-themed jewelry. - Huh?
(Ash laughs) - Ha ha ha! - I hate this! (Kimmy laughs)
- (Ash) Take your pick! - Maybe the paprika will
dull it? - You think. - Why!?
That's, what? I'll remember this!
- Mm-hmm. - Oh no.
- Oh, that was a big bite. - (Kimmy)
Oh, uh-oh, uh-oh.
- That was a large bite. - (Ash) Are you for real right now? - This is another good one! Thank you, thank you! - This is the funniest round. - You guys are plotting...
You are plotting against me! (group laughs) The Ball State, Indiana,
whatever the tortilla chip hat. Am I being pushed out? Am I being fired next week
or something, 'cause this feels... - No, no, we got a show to do.
(laughs) Wait, no, no, no,
do not go anywhere. Do not!
NEVER LEAVE ME. (both laugh) - I don't k
now! Take one for the team here.
Never have I ever... been on an episode
of People Vs Food. This one counts. - (both) No!
- Damn it! I was so close! - How? - I don't wanna do it! (Kimmy whimpers) - Cheers!
- Hurray! - Cheers!
- Cheers! - Woo!
- Woo! - Woo! - Ugh!
- Aww! - There we go,
there we go. - I still got a good one! (laughs) - No, no, no! - That sucks! (items clattering)
- (Ember) Ow! - Aww, you're crying again!
- Ahh! (laughs) - What the hell on earth? - My body was like no,
you can't,
you can't keep this in. It's still in there. We'll live, but I don't... - Ah, rub some dirt in it,
it'll be fine. - Give me another one! I don't, I'm joking,
I really don't. I will throw up
all of the lumpia. (group laughs) - This was the best way
to end this horror show of an episode! - Ugh, well, thank you guys
so much for watching. Be sure to stay turned
for PvF Chef, which is launching very soon.
- Woo! - It will feature a lot of fun stuff,
games, special guests, me and Kimmy being your...
-
Let's go! - Hostesses with mostesses. - Yeah!
- Yeah! - And be sure
to like and subscribe. - Bye!
- Bye! - Bye!
- Goodbye! Alright, let's all go throw up! - Let me get the bathroom
to myself for a couple minutes. - Meet back here in five,
yeah. (group laughs)
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