PETER (ON BULLHORN) :
GATHER 'ROUND, EVERYBODY. TEN BUCKS IS ALL IT TAKES. STEP RIGHT UP AND FIGHT MY WIFE. (GASPS) COME ONE, COME ALL. SHE FLOATS LIKE A BUTTERFLY
AND STINGS LIKE WHEN I PEE. PETER, I AM NOT
SIDESHOW ATTRACTION AT LEAST NOT ANYMORE. ME LIKEY BOUNCEY!
ME LIKEY BOUNCEY! -AAAAAH! -OW!
(SOBBING) STOP IT!
BOTH OF YOU! STARTING NOW, YOU TWO ARE GOING TO LOVE EACH OTHER NOW, STAY THAT WAY. IT'S GOING TO BE WEIRD
TO POTTY. SHEESH, LOIS,
LOOK AT THE GARBAGE THOSE DAMN LEAFERS
DUMPED O
N OUR LAWN. NEW YORK POST,
NEW YORK MAGAZINE, THE NEW YORK METS PETER, I'M SICK AND TIRED OF HEARING. YOU WHINE ABOUT THE LEAFERS. TAKE SOME ACTION. FREE THE BEAST! THAT WAS STRANGELY AROUSING. -OW! (GRUNTING) HELLO, 9-1-1? IT'S QUAGMIRE. YEAH YEAH, YEAH,
IT'S IN A WINDOW THIS TIME. WOW, LOOK AT THE RUN. WAIT A SECOND, BRIAN. THAT GIVES ME AN IDEA. THAT DRUNKEN CLAM? WHY COULDN'T WE GO
SOMEPLACE FANCY LIKE THE OLIVE GARDEN? OH, THE BREADSTICKS. ME LIKEY BREADSTICKS,
ME LIKEY... YOU'RE A BIG
GIRL
NOW. STOP IT. HOLD-HOLD-HOLD ON, LOIS EXCUSE ME,
NEW YORKER. I THINK YOU'RE
IN MY SEAT AND I HAD SEX WITH YOUR MOTHER
LAST NIGHT. PETER, ARE YOU CRAZY? WHAT DID YOU SAY? ABOUT THE SEAT OR ABOUT MY PLOWING
YOUR FATHER'S WIFE ? HEY, OOH! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? EXCUSE ME, IS YOUR
REFRIGERATOR RUNNING? BECAUSE IF IT IS, IT
PROBABLY RUNS LIKE YOU-- VERY HOMOSEXUALLY. WHAT? HOW, YOU WANT TO DANCE? JETS SUCK, YANKEES
SUCK, KNICKS SUCK. KRYPTON SUCKS. ALL:
HMM? (ALL SCREAMING) THAT'S RI
GHT, GO BACK WHERE
YOU CAME FROM, YOU BASTARDS. NO... PAPER... TOWELS! (SCREAMING) HEY, I WAS GOING
TO PICK AT THAT. SHUT YOU FAT MOUTH! YOU ALL THINK
CHRISTMAS JUST HAPPENS. YOU THINK ALL THIS GOODWILL JUST FALLS
FROM THE FREAKIN' SKY! WELL, IT DOESN'T! IT FALLS OUT
OF MY HOLLY BUTT! SO YOU CAN COOK
YOUR OWN DAMN TURKEY WRAP YOUR OWN
DAMN PRESENTS AND WHILE YOU'RE AT IT YOU CAN ALL RIDE
A ONE-HORSE OPEN SLEIGH TO HELL! (SCREAMING) (PANTING AND MUTTERING) OH, HERE'S THE
PAPER TOWELS. I-
I-I, CHANGED MY MIND. CLARENCE, I WANT TO LIVE AGAIN. I WANT TO LIVE AGAIN WHOA! HEY! I GUESS THERE'S SOME MAGIC
IN THAT OLD SILK HAT. (LOIS GROWLING) MERRY CHRISTMAS! EASY, LADY! YOU WANT SOME
OF THIS? (CACKLING) -AH! WHAT THE HELL
ISHERPROBLEM? FROSTY,
LET IT GO! JUST A SECOND, JUST A SECOND. HEY LADY, YOU GOT
SOMETHING TO SAY TO ME? YEAH, ALL HE DID WAS WISH YOU
A MERRY CHRISTMAS. WISH? IT'S EASY TO WISH BUT DOES ANYONE
TAKE RESPONSIBILITY AND MAKE IT HAPPEN? NO! YOU ALL EXPECT
SOMEONE
ELSE TO
DO IT FOR YOU. LIKE SANTY CLAUS OR MOMMY! AH, AH, AH!
WHAT THE...? AH, TAKE IT OFF! TAKE IT OFF! MUST... KILL... STAR. IT WAS HORRIBLE,
RUPERT. IT WAS LIKE
A NIGHTMARE. LOIS CAME AT ME
LIKE A WILD ANIMAL. I HAD NO WAY
TO DEFEND MYSELF. MOTHER, I'M SORRY I
WENT AGAINST YOU WISHES. (GROWLING) OW!, OW, OW! I'M SORRY I
MISBEHAVED, MOTHER! I'M SORRY I MISBEHAVED! IT'LL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN! (WHIMPERING) I LOVE YOU, MOMMY DEAREST! (GASPING) (GRUNTING) HEY, I'M HOME. I GOT SOME GROCERIES
.
YOU WHAT? YEAH, I WAS
DRIVING PAST THERE, AND WE WERE OUT OF
SOME STUFF, SO I... YOU LISTEN TO ME,
YOU SON OF A BITCH! I'VE GOT ONE THING
IN THIS LIFETIME! ONE THING.
(GROANING) YOU ALWAYS SAY I NEVER
DO ANYTHING AROUND HERE. YEAH, I LIKE SAYING THAT MORE
THEN I LIKE YOU DOING THINGS. DAD, I GOT THE REST
FROM THE CAR. WHERE...? CHRIS, RUN!
YOU WERE RIGHT! SHE DIDN'T APPRECIATE IT! -OH, CRAP! CHRIS:
-OW! THAT'S RIGHT. I DO GROCERIES. LOIS;
MEG! CHRIS! WHAT THE (BEEP) IS THIS? -I'VE NEV
ER SEEN IT BEFORE.
-I DON'T KNOW. STEWIE, SHE'S GOT
YOUR TIME MACHINE. WELL, DON'T DRAG THAT
DOWN THE STAIRS OR ELSE... (LOIS GRUNTING) (T-REX ROARS) THANK GOD,
EVERYTHING'S BACK TO NORMAL. (PEW-TEW)
GROSS. I TELL YOU TO CLEAN YOUR ROOMS,
AND THE FIRST THING YOU DO. IS PUT ALL YOUR SCIENCE PROJECTS
IN STEWIE'S CLOSET? -MOM, WE DIDN'T...
-STOP ARGUING AND GET RID OF IT. AND GIVE ME THOSE GLASSES.
THEY'RE CLUTTERING UP YOUR FACE. -I NEED THEM TO SEE.
-THEY'RE NOT BRINGING ME JOY! YOU REALI
ZE THERE ARE FOUR OF US
AND ONE OF HER. -IF WE RUSHED HER ALL AT ONCE.
-THAT'S NOT GONNA WORK. SHE'S CLEARLY DEVELOPED
THE STRENGTH OF THE INSANE -WHAT DID YOU SAY, CHRIS?
-UH, NOTHING. I'M SORRY! CHRIS, I WILL NOT HAVE
YOUR COMIC STRIP ANGER CLUTTERING UP MY HOUSE. IT'S NEGATIVE,
AND IT RUINS MY JOY. -GET IT OUT OF HERE!
-NOW YOU'VE DONE IT. YOU'VE MADE ME
1930S WORK WHISTLE ANGRY! (STEAM WHISTLE BLOW) SHUT-UP, MEG! -WHAT?
I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING -YOU JUST DID. YOU VOICE-- IT'S CLUTTERIN
G UP
MY SPACE. GET OUT. -BUT...
-GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! YOU KNOW, LOIS, ONE COULD ARGUE
THAT YOUR BRA IS CLUTTER. NICE TRY, DIRTBAG.
LEAVE. FIGURED IT WAS
GONNA HAPPEN, ANYWAY. MIGHT AS WELL GO OUT
ON MT TERMS.
Comments
🤣🤣🤣🤣 That's how my Lil' sister always short-tempered in rage mode and tattletale to all her friend with every little thing, while my parents tried to say to fix little errors 🤣🤣🤣🤣
So...we're just gonna sleep on the fact that Lois took on 3 kryptonians?
"Lois is OP. Nerf Lois! " is probably the sentence that is never to be expected from Family Guy.
"Float like butterflies and Stings like when I pee" From now on,I will using this phrase 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Love Stewie's time machine effects as Lois drags it down the stairs.
Stewies interpretation of Lois rage is killer.
Me likey breadsticks ,me likey breadsticks
"Hello 911? It's Quagmire yeah....yeah yeah it's stuck in a window this time" 😂
“Jets suck Yankees suck knicks suck” Idk why that got me dying😂
4:09 if you look closely, Lois doesn’t even hit stewie the first time, even watch at 0.25x speed
6:02 this part was unexpected lol
I never realized how strict she was😭😭😭💯
6:14 New Brian does have his moments
Back when Family guy still had a soul
A time traveling t-rex popped in just to spit Meg out and say gross. Lol.
4:47 I love the fact that Chris, the stupidest one in the family, predicted Lois's reaction!
3:54 she just become tyrant now
Lois being angry always makes my day! 😂
"Hello 9-1-1 It's Quagmire,its the window this time 🤣🤣😂😂"
"I cluttered my pants, it did not kindle joy" 😒