hi I'm Shane and welcome to a place where we read the most insane Reddit stories we can possibly find can you believe that this show has been on for a year I bet you can because you've probably been here watching this reacting just as we have well today we're going to take a trip down memory lane and go through some of our favorite stories we've ever read this one's going to be a long one so get cozy and also buckle up because these stories they're wild first up we have a husband who has a piss
Kink a child who isn't dark enough a gay rat wedding and a choice between a funeral or a Taylor Swift concert am I the [ __ ] for not attending my sister's wedding since my husband is not invited Man based on that alone I that's tough yeah no they're not the [ __ ] you don't think they're the [ __ ] I'm going to say it's my sister's wedding sister yes yes this entirely depends on the reasoning of why the husband is not invited oh you're so right my ultimate inclination is yes you're the [ __ ] l
ike that's your sibling you have to be there for them but at the same time if it's a dumb reason the husband's not invited I'm like no that's fair like that's then your sister betrayed you yes but if the husband tried to murder her sister yeah that's a good reason slept with the groom or something if there if it's it we're going to see what level this is at okay right let get into it let's buckle up let me start by saying I do understand my husband's behavior is inappropriate okay not a great st
art end it there everyone in this room just a but like all of us he's not perfect and I took vows to him to stand by him and accept him as a whole person including his flaws overall he's a good husband and I love him despite this one issue oh I don't like it what is the one issue no what is it I need you guys to both buckle up okay buckled my husband has a kink for urinating on himself in [Laughter] public I think it's the humiliation aspect that gets him off so sometimes not every time we get t
ogether with my family he will pee his pants no but overall it's not really that disruptive no no he just stands up and says something like oh no I've peed myself then he goes to the bathroom and changes I always bring a change of pants and underwear for him in case this happens no and when he gets back he we just move on and don't talk about it of of course we don't want people to know my husband is doing this for a Kink so we've told my family he has a medical condition that causes him to not
have a full control of his bladder I told them the reason he doesn't wear adult diapers is that he's ashamed of needing Diapers at his age so he's basically in denial that he needs them and refuses to wear them well now my sister is getting married and she says my husband can't come because she doesn't want him disrupting The Wedding by peeing his pants I told her it was unfair to exclude him over a medical condition he can't help which is true as far as she knows that's true that's true but she
said it's his own choice to refuse to wear adult diapers so it's his fault bam Uno reverse wait yeah that's it I told her it's her wedding and she can invite who she wants but if my husband isn't invited I'm not coming he loves my family and I know it really hurts him to be excluded from the wedding just because of a kink he can't help having F you yeah what you can have a kink but you don't need to do it at a family gathering and at the expense of others comfort and absolutely not he's he's be
en crying and saying he feels disgusting for having this Kink but that he can't control himself and now my family doesn't even want him around I know it would really hurt him if I just left him home and went to the wedding by myself he told me it's my choice to go if I want and that he won't be mad but I know he'd be really sad if I went I love my sister and my family but my husband is my life partner so he's always my number one priority above anyone else and I believe I should stand by him and
support him rather than choosing my family over him so I told my sister I won't make it to the wedding and now she's extremely angry with me saying I'm a bad sister because I won't be there to support her she's marrying a woman so she also said it makes it look like I'm homophobic if I don't show up to support their Union I told her I'd love to come let's just add that layer to it a little spice we added some Rosemary to those mashed potatoes abely I told her I'd love to come if my husband is i
nvited but she said she can't stand the thought of him disrupting the ceremony or reception by peeing his pants and announcing it no um I told her how much it hurts you take I pity myself does anyone object I myself no I do not object I do not object but but I have wee weed myself I told her how much it hurts my husband that he's excluded but she doesn't care I said fine but that means I can't come but she won't let it go and keep starting fights saying I'm a bad sister I do feel bad that it hur
ts her that I won't be there holy sh so what's the original question am I the [ __ ] for not attending my sister's wedding since my husband is not invited yeah wait yes you are the ass she's the [ __ ] she's the [ __ ] in so many ways she's the [ __ ] in so many ways that her family doesn't even know about yes crazy now is she the [ __ ] from her sister's side yes yes because the sister brought up a good point you have a medical condition that's fine wear diapers that's fine and don't stand up a
nd announce it and announcement it's the announcement the announc announ I want to know how he announces it too I don't know I'm shocked that she lets this go like she knows it's a kink and he's doing it with her family and he's going to do it at the wedding you know he can resiste that's was Kink I would yeah absolutely up on the mic hey guys this uh I just have a little Shout Out Time To Shine Ting Ting Ting Ting baby you'd have to be doing it multiple times cuz it's two events there's the cer
emony and there's a reception you got to PE yourself twice he'd be chugging water that whole night he's just so excited rehearsal dinner rehearsal dinner rehearsal dinner absolutely God okay we got some comments here someone said the actual you know the husband is going to get off on pissing himself right in the middle of The Vow exchange right yeah you have to yeah you must I mean look if I'm him you got to he's not sad that he's that he's not going there with he's sad that he's not getting tha
t opportunity that's why he's crying that would been you knew this was going to be an important moment for me I also feel like the family knows it's not a medical condition oh he's like oh no I peed myself oops whoopsie oh oh wow it's so [ __ ] up that I peed myself you guys should all talk about me don't look don't look don't please I read a lot of Reddit and I'll I'm going to be very candid here one of my favorite subreddits is our sex where people talk about stories about their sexual lives s
exual relationships and I think it is great when people are like very accepting of like when like a partner comes to them with like a very embarrassing Kink or just a kink that they're like hey I'm really nervous I like to pee myself and people are accepting of that I think that's beautiful it's at the expense of others who are not trying to smell they don't have their consent exactly it's up nonconsensual yeah your wife's family yeah people are really agreeing on that you're the [ __ ] who boy
this is not where I thought any of this would go you've got Kinks you've got angry family members you've got a gay wedding you've got piss you got it all yeah someone said said what if the husband is the one who wrote this post in order to get more humiliation in the comments what if him we we're a part of the problem we have been exposed to the king the camera the camera someone said right I've actually known a couple people who have struggled with incontinence and they would bend over backward
s to keep it private even in front of people they knew and trusted if I met an adult who was so casual about it happen happening repeatedly I'd seriously start to suspect like something like this as well and he's sitting while he's doing this how many chairs and couches has he ruined right that is the best story I've ever heard again I want to say it it is so disrespectful to people who like H actually have a medical condition like lying about a medical condition to like cover for yourself is so
messed up and then being so diluted about the lie that they're like I can't believe they didn't respect my husband's fake medical condition I made up to disguise the fact that he has a piss tank I imagine this person probably lies to a lot of people a lot yeah she's fully crazy a lot of these people are crazy but that's hey that's the joy of the holidays yeah do you think this guy did this in like on a Thanksgiving at some point oh he's defin he's probably done it on everything that's what he's
thankful for like the mashed potatoes have Rosemary and also I pissed myself go well I'm mostly thankful for the piss in my pants he's he's done it enough times that he's not getting invited to the wedding right right all right we have our next story great and uh let's see what this is okay uh this comes from the subreddit off my chest I am sad that my child isn't dark skinned oh okay no it's you know it's about time you know to have that anger please finally [ __ ] throwa away account I know I
'm going to sound horrible but I finally need to tell someone I've been feeling like this for more than four years I am a white man who is married to a black woman I always knew I would marry a black woman because that's the only type of women I am attracted to know we love a man with dedication with a vision you know we love a man with a vision okay yeah I know my life was going to end up with a new being goddess I knew at the end I knew knew I knew I was going to be a black woman I've been man
ifesting this every day of my life I met my beautiful wonderful intelligent wife we dated for 5 years before getting married I love my wife 9 years together and I am still so in love we have a 4-year-old son when she gave birth he was white but aren't all babies but the months passed I remember when I popped out of the [Laughter] womb with this white skin was a TI I will say I came out a little light I was a little questionable when I came out but my came in it came in just breaks it's like it's
like a glow stick you like crack it open it's like it was very confusing cuz I was pale but with like my the hair I currently well like but like nappy ass dark ass black ass hair so very confusing everyone involved okay but months passed and his color didn't change now he is four and he looks just like me with blue eyes blonde hair and his hair isn't even curly or afro he looks like a little white boy uh my wife often gets upset because people assume she is babysitting or that she is the Stepmo
m I try to comfort her as much as I can I pretend I am so happy he looks like me but the truth is that I am gutted when she was pregnant I envisioned a black brown skinned kid I was excited to share Black Culture with him I I am into things that can be classified stereotypically as black and so is my wife oh thank you does he wear a chain and Air Max no he's seen Everybody Hates Chris and I was like I get it the other day she bought him a black doll I asked her what was the point since he looks
white she she just said to me he looks white but he isn't and I want him to be a part of my culture his culture I have never said anything to anyone or treated him as he wasn't my son I love him I wouldn't trade him uh for any mixed toddler but I still have but I would but I've thought about it at least and Cat guy's like listen but I still have this feeling that I wish when I took him to his appointments outside in the park people would just see that he is not 100% white my wife wants another b
aby but I have been saying no because I'm scared baby number two will also be white edit uh since some of you cannot understand what you are reading this only describes my feelings not my wife's feelings she and her family have no problems with our son's skin hair color her labor was so awful that she is just happy she is doing fine and is there for her son yes she gets upset at the stranger comments you'd be surprised how many strangers open their mouths like did they give you the wrong kid tak
e a DNA test check if there was a black kid born that day where's the mom ma'am I need to see ID to check if this is really your son hey kiddo do you know this woman etc etc even my own family oh he had the good jeans uh of course she is going to be hurt but she never express yeah finishing it of course she's going to be hurt but she never ever expressed or shown any resentments I am only talking about myself I have never discussed this issue with my wife because I'm afraid she would leave me or
at least be super upset and mad at me oh so these are comments that this is him replying to people giving more context if I was guaranteed baby number two would be dark skinned I'd go for it in a heartbeat but I'm not willing to take the risk of feeling like this times two I know that dark skin eyes and afro hair are dominants come on you know what people people who are half white and half black generally look like otherwise nobody would be able to tell ethnicities no I don't have a fetish I do
n't consider my wife to be some object I use for sexual gratification I am married to her and I respect her I like what is considered to be black better um no I don't hate my race I am perfectly content with my looks I like my blonde hair blue eyes and pale skin I don't try to alter it uh I didn't decide about my son's looks neither did my wife uh he just came out looking like me can nobody understand how it is that a 100% black woman gives birth to a white child with blonde hair and blue eyes i
f the gender were reversed if I was black and my wife white and she W and she gave birth to our son I'd wonder if he is mine even if he was pale but with dark eyes and dark hair it would seem natural uh I can't say that online I can't oh God I can't say what I the first you know the first thought that comes to your mind I'm like I can't say that can't let the intrusive thoughts when I hope that four-year-old child doesn't read that when he grows up yeah oh why is my baby a black baby this man ha
s a fade like somehow this like it has a fade he has a fade we don't know that this isn't Chad Hanks we don't know um I was like is this Drake is um is this a Sak account I feel like this child is going to find out how his father feels eventually like this father's not going to be able to keep this in like it's going to be clear yeah um he already hates his child it's such an insane thing to like still latch on to and he's not it he makes it clear he's not upset about it because what his wife ha
s to go through like the com it's not the comments that are why he's upset about it really he brings that up is like that's also a thing that happens he's upset because he wanted this he wanted he wanted a black child he wanted to produce something black and be like I am one of you rais up like The Lion King yes that is yeah that's definitely that's so it is it's weird one a permanent card to the cookout that's exactly what he want hey I got to bring my kid to the barber what's up hey N I got in
the chair too what's up yeah line them up y'all what are we talking about what's up yeah did you catch the game Crazy oh you know if you want to cut my hair too like it's fine the way he he's like fetishizing his child though in a way too oh for sure you know what I mean where it's like you're oh I wish you had you I wish you had dark skin I don't know people I mean people people objectify their kid kids all like there's tons of to do that I've just in this way is so weird like it's a lot and t
hose comments from his family oh well that's par yeah but like it's just like damn there's some comments here from other people uh lot to unpack in therapy um yeah I'm still stuck on you as a white man want to teach him Black Culture but on the same hand asked your wife why she was buying a black doll for him since he was white passing yeah you definitely have a fetish and you need to do something about it your children are your children white passing or kissed by the Sun get a grip and hold on
that's such a weird thing to be like no don't buy that yeah like it doesn't look like him he's not he's not black he's not black how D he's not black he his skin doesn't show it how D you bring me this black baby in front of my white baby what strange criteria for like buy buying something like it has to look like you you can't buy something it doesn't look like like you it's funny cuz like the reverse of this is like I'm looking at my little dolls from before I only played with the black GI Joe
's I don't know about you no I had Sasha that was all I got um where does this guy rank for you guys it's like it's kind of like a he's trying to love but he doesn't know that his love is misplaced corrupt yeah and weird this guy I I would go so far as to say this is the weirdest guy cuz the other guys they're some awful like [ __ ] like with zero empathy in their bones found out my best friend 25-year-old woman has been using my pictures uh 26-year-old woman to catfish a guy she's been talking
to since 2015 this was posted in 2020 so 5 years man I don't know where to go from here so I thought I'd go to Reddit good idea on year five I open Reddit on year five I discovered read it my best friend will call her Maggie and I met our freshman year of college we are now roommates and moved in together 2 years ago in 2015 my best friend spent spring break a couple states away and matched with a guy on Tinder when she came back to campus she immediately told me about him and how amazing he was
and how they only went out to dinner once edit this was obviously a lie but that they were talking 247 I got super excited and asked to see a pick that was the only picture of him she's ever shown me over the past 5 years he's literally been her whole world she talks about him constantly she always has her nose in her phone she gets clingy when he takes too long to text back she cried to me a few times because she's lurked on his social media and seing he was around other girls my roommate does
n't have social media herself I had asked her a few times why they have never met up again and she said they're both too busy and don't have the money for the trip I even told her that he could stay with us and that would save some money he sent presents and even flowers on Valen Val's day every year they've basically been dating this whole time so yesterday my roommate picked up a shift at work and was gone I get a knock on our door and open it to a guy he says hi and I give a confused Hi and t
hen he barges in and Scoops me up into a hug I hope they I hope they he starts saying I thought you were working I was hoping your roommate was here so I could surprise you when you got back and I am so confused I immediately get down and back away and let him know I have absolutely no clue what he's talking about my brain can't even process what's happening then he looks confused and says Maggie and I'm like no that's my roommate my roommate and I look nothing alike so I'm even more confused th
en something kind of clicks and I think oh my God is this the guy she's been dating so I say wait are you Adam and he gives me a very slow yes and I get excited and say oh my God I bet Maggie is going to flip out I can't believe you're here his demeanor completely changes he ask me what I'm talking about I'm Maggie and I tell him no I'm summer Maggie's roommate at this point I'm still completely missing something he has just pieced together he just says slowly holy [ __ ] and looks like he doesn
't know what to say eventually he asks if he can sit down I invite him in he then proceeds to tell me for the past 5 years he's thought he's been talking to me every picture he's ever seen of Maggie has actually been pictures of me I'm completely dumbfounded and we don't know what to say to each other at first and then they kiss and then we go so he gets out his phone and shows me proof he has tons of pictures of me saved on his phone and and went to their messages and showed me proof that she's
been sending them to him I felt and still feel completely sick to my stomach I get out my phone and show him real pictures of her I tell him maybe they could just talk when she gets off of work and he's really pissed at this point I say maybe we should call her first and let her know he's here so I do that and she starts flipping out saying she's not coming home tells him to leave and that she won't talk to him he calls her and starts yelling at her over the phone after everyone calms she event
ually comes home he's hurt and accusing she's crying I'm sitting there awkwardly dude she tells him that she's still the same person he's had feelings for and he screams at her no I thought I was in love with your roommate and that completely makes her break down so I tell him maybe he should leave for the night and everyone should have their own space he agrees and after he leaves she goes completely psychotic on me and starts throwing [ __ ] around the living room tells me she hates me I start
crying it's a mess I left to stay with a friend and haven't been back so I don't know what's gone down I feel like I have no idea who the person I'm living with is is and I feel weirdly violated yeah yeah do I move out do I try to call her she hasn't even texted me I don't know how to deal with this situation so thoughts this situation is feral and the best romance I've ever read cat catfishing has to be one of the most fascinating things ever I think it goes so deep it is so fascinating to me
and especially when it goes on that long five years I cannot imagine that moment like this guy opening the door also I wonder if he was cute but but like that is so jarring that she is literally an innocent bystander in this entire thing but she's somehow at the heart of this roommate's problems yeah meanwhile cut to welcome to Dairy Queen she's just at work like yeah she's just chilling o would you say you were dating someone online who you never met in person person but you just really clicked
in every kind of way and the conversations were incredible and all this stuff and then you met them and you found out that they were catfishing you is there any hope of it of like you even trying to make it work it's a big it's like you guys are saying it goes deep like that is huge that is the you are lying about who you are that's five years years certainly 5 years no it's so personal I think it even goes back to like that person relationship to lying and truth cuz some people it will just li
ke you're done like you can't do that it's it's it's lying no no matter what it's bad it's just like it's it each person it just rips apart in their own unique way because it's just like such deception like at you yeah and I don't know like we don't know if this roommate just used a picture they could have been lying about other things we don't know what they honest about cuz like yeah if it's just what they look like it's like is blind like but it's not about what this person looks like it's no
t that shallow it's this person lied he didn't use her name he like he she used her own name she used her own name and everything good for her she had a roommate you're right she probably was lying about other things no for sure and ALS I also okay I get insecure about taking people's pictures I get insecure when my friend at the same meal as of mine we're at the same meal she takes a cuter picture of the food than I did and I said can you send me that so I can post it I think I'm a liar cuz I d
idn't take that could you imagine for the oh God the levels do you who do you think was more wronged in this situation him or her um like cuz a part of me kind of thinks the friend like she used all her photos like that's so insane like she was in a way catfishing her friend too yeah I think he's the more um think was I thinko like he lost five years of his life romantically too like she the girl whose pics were used she can like of course her mind's [ __ ] blown but she'll go away like having h
er own romantic life and her own job that didn't get like affected and it's not like this roommate was like Hey Summer do you have any like sexy nudie pics that I could just borrow for a second I hope to God she didn't like it's not like she had access to that so it's not like it was like inappropriate pictures were used it was just like regular pictures were used she literally could have never known that this was happening me while this guy is building this bond with a person like like you said
like full on like she but it sucks she's dealing with the aftermath now so she's being hurt in that way like that sucks yeah there's some comments here I was the adom in a situation like this it was 3 years you need to move out get away from this Maggie people like that are not okay don't put yourself through this anymore uh I went no contact when it happened effective immediately my Maggie messed with me for years to come and we were countries apart just get away and stay away that's all I hav
e to say but the time difference the time difference uh someone else said holy you need to get out of there ASAP even after catching her in this she is telling you you she hates you she has some serious issues she needs to deal with there's some and you don't need to be around for that uh there's an update do you want me to read the update yeah okay hold on we we have an update season two of Maggie um Maggie is the king of the [ __ ] right now uh update thank you guys for all your advice and com
ments many saying uh you've been in mine or Adam's position it's made me feel better I'm going to go ahead and just post an update because I don't think there will be more of an outcome than this uh I ended up having a phone call with Adam mostly because I wanted to know about pictures she sent turns out she sent picks of me in my underwear and and nudes that aren't actually of me or her so we're assuming she got those from Google he feels really bad and is actually having a hard time with all o
f this really um I assured him I don't blame him at all for the underwear pics or anything like that he ended up telling me that they actually have facetimed but she would never show her face only the top of her head hair which has dyed a similar color to mine never thought anything of this now I think it might be really weird okay that's the most impressive part and that's just so impressive to have a FaceTime and only show your forehead yeah what the [ __ ] and her excuse was she felt like she
looked bad on video was self-conscious didn't have makeup on Etc he said he didn't think it was weird I don't know he also told me he's tried a ton of times to arrange visits to meet and she's came up with excuses every time said that he's been mostly content to talk through text over the phone up until this point also said he's going to try to reach out to her one more time to talk about everything but that he's moving on asker me I'm not sure I can break my lease yet but I'm going to go ahead
and move out and in with a friend until my lease is over we briefly talked when I went to my apartment and she sort of half apologized but is still pretty hostile and defensive so I'm going to give her space I feel bad for her but I don't think our friendship is going to survive this whole thing anyway this has been some crazy [ __ ] and I appreciate all the responses I got y'all are awesome oh my God holy sh summer was really nice to Maggie and I would not have been that nice to Maggie I I wou
ld have been like we are not friends like anymore you suck but she's being very empathetic CU like I feel bad for her like clearly this person like with the FaceTiming the nudes thing is [ __ ] up that's just can I say something so toxic yeah yeah dude yeah would a part of you be [Laughter] flattered CH yes okay like think about you must look good all the time if you're summer or I forgot what summer Summer's the one summer Summer's the perk like do you move on from two years from then and you d
o all the journaling and the therapy you can and then look back on it and be like wow someone thinks I'm gorgeous I'm sure that there's a I'm sure that there's like a a drive by back of the head thought of that I can't believe a half a halfast apology and still being hostile summer was existing she didn't even seek out Adam Adam showed up literally to her doorstep and walked in and scooped like this all fell into her lap how how can you be mad at someone for being around Maggie I hope you're bet
ter now I I hope like that's some low that sucks that's tough it is look it does have to be awful like the mindset you have to be in to do that for five years rough this is from today I fed up which is a oh I used to I used to go on that one all the time this is a personal favorite of mine this this is great today I fed up by thinking my son was having gay sex when he was just eating hummus to be fair to be fair so I've never had gay sex but I've had hummus so I a 39-year-old woman have a son wh
o's 15 and he brought a friend round today they immediately went to their room and I assumed they would just play some video games or whatever so I was totally fine leaving them it was about 30 minutes in when I was walking past I heard sounds such as oh my God that's so good and it's so good with that in it and various M sounds let's see let's see how there's no other way to eat humus it really sounded like they were having gay sex I was super weirded out by it it's just sex so so I quickly wen
t downstairs and waited for his friend to leave when this friend left an hour or two later I asked my son what they were doing in his room because although I don't mind him being gay and I think it's and I know it's normal for teenagers to have sex a condom really should have been used so I plan to confront him about that uh however the answer shocked me to my very core they weren't having sex they were eating eating hummus I was shocked and initially didn't believe it we had never had hummus be
fore and I asked him to does this overlap with a girl that doesn't eat spicy food we had never had hummus before and I asked him to show me the hummus if this was true show me show me the hummus so he did and I ate hummus for the first time and oh my God it wasn't good it wasn't good no no so he did and I ate hummus for the first time and oh my God was it good what where does it rank compared to gay we experiment we experimented with different things in it like bread and carrots and it was great
apparently his friend had heard about how he had never had hummus before and thought this was so absurd so had planned a date for a hummus party so yeah it ended up being quite a good ending I discovered how nice hummus was uh thought my friend was having gay sex he just really liked hummus what if what if they had hummus in them so guys I I want to remind you that this is also best of redditor updates oh boy here we go so I don't know what's I don't know what's going on can can I can I point I
wonder if uh when so she thought they're having gay sax and then and then the friend the friend the friend no it was gay sex uh so the friend uh walked out of the room right and she's like hey how are you and he's like oh I'm stuffed all right things people say after sex who oh man I am so sexed uh comments were oh I see you got hit by the emergency hummus uh no hummus were you guys having sex I always kept open hummus inside my closet for when I was having sex with my friends you never know wh
en you might get caught uh lady for real just fell for the old hummus trick see all this trick in the book okay here's the update okay oh God go here we it was a here we go so yeah the majority of you were right they were having sex yes let's go good for him no no no not sex let's say it all together I uh I did think it sounded like it they ate some hummus first then put it away didn't do anything at the same time like some of you freaks suggested and then had sex my son's boyfriend I think thei
r boyfriend friends saw the post and couldn't stop laughing so told my son thinking it could be about them who told me because I think he felt a bit guilty about hiding it other than that nothing really exciting happened we had a long awkward talk I told him I don't really endorse him having sex but he should really use a condom Etc now on to the more important thing hummus I really like hummus now I'd never had it before because it just looked kind of disgusting yellow and sludgy but I have lea
rned appearances can be deceiving it was homemade so I'm going to have to ask for the recipe so I can make some more I finished all of it also what are some other good things to dip in it I've tried the obvious things carrot cucumber Breads and any suggestions would be appreciated a lot of people have recommended Baba Gan as well is that similar and better than hummus God I love Baba Gan and I've made it myself you throw some eggplants in your oven oh my God ban I just have to say it's a little
strange that she's more accepting of hummus than her son having sex no she was chill she CH she just said like please use a condom he's 15 I think it's I think it's more just like oh like please like you know you're young like don't um tldr my son is actually gay but I also really like hummus that's incredible I love that that is the who Among Us I just I see see this is this is how you should react when you find a new food you've never had before yeah yeah have you ever covered up something you
were doing with a blatant lie or anything like that did your parents ever catch you or almost catch you doing anything I don't think I was ever caught I was not intimate with with many people when I was when I was young yeah problem bed was my bed was far too squeaky to to to get into anything anyway yeah it was the bed it was the squeaky it was the bed that's why I didn't have sex I can safely say that throughout my teenage years I had zero hummus but my boys my boys am I the [ __ ] for not le
tting my girlfriend wear her unique dress Dr to a wedding okay wedding stuff is always great throw away a account because she uses Reddit uh this is a 25-year-old man my girlfriend who's 30 uh Nat has a very particular sense of style picture Harper fle from Wizards of Waverly Place you will get the idea don't get me wrong I never had a problem with that in fact I love the way she dresses because she loves to do so and I am happy if she is happy the thing is sometimes she likes to incorporate mem
es into her clothes no problem it's cute but now she wants to wear a dress inspired by the meme gay rat wedding to my friend's wedding he and his fiance are gay I told her maybe that is not really appropriate the dressing an Aly I think I've seen this meme could you describe this meme as best as possible it's Arthur right yeah two Rats on Arthur got married two two gay rats got married season the two gate like the teacher and the like other and like there was like there was a bunch of Facebook p
ost from like mothers and like conservatives about like oh this gay rat wedding and so it became the meme gay rat wedding I love hearing about the because I definitely heard a lot about that it's same with the the Baba stuff that happened where I just feel like I hear about this things I'm like that's [ __ ] hilarious the dress in question would be full of little stuffed rats Pride flags and a big I support gay Rats on the front wa we really went wow for the people for the people my friend is no
t a big fan of the way my girlfriend dresses and I think this dress may cause a certain uproar in the wedding now Nat is upset with me and claiming that I am throwing water in her flame of creativity the wedding is next month so she has plenty of time to think about another thing to wear should I just let her go with the dress am I the [ __ ] in this situation W she said the gays love me that's stop R okay here's here's why she's the [ __ ] it's not her wedding it's not her wedding why are you d
ressed like that I was going to say you're the [ __ ] if you were thinking of like I'm going to do something crazy with my outfit to a wedding you shouldn't be trying to gain a bunch of attention at a wedding exact the point is just be like I'm going to look nice I'm going to look like respect way yeah for for them uh this feels like she's trying to draw a lot of attention her way oh my God so I support gay rats I mean save it for Pride though yeah I mean like if kill that Pride yeah if you want
to be a Looney Tune like we got we got a month for you so someone said not the [ __ ] that's very inappropriate for a wedding not to mention kind of insulting uh people need to understand they're basically NPCs at a wedding unless they're immediately closed with the bride and groom and even then they're just background characters yep exactly I do not think she is necessarily homophobic just oblivious the gay rat wedding is in reference to Mr Ratburn from Arthur I can see someone obsessed with m
emes thinking others would find it funny or cute and see it as being supportive but in reality it is not if she does it after being told how hurtful it would be then yeah she's definitely doing it to be homophobic there's an update well guys as many of you pointed out in the comments me getting a throwaway account didn't help she found the post guess I was too specific after all I will update soon yeah I guess the problem is probably not many other people were making wearing gay rat gay rat dres
ses no no that was someone else who was doing a gay rat dress um there's a final update oh hello everyone I would like to thank you all for your judgment advice and opinions on my post it was greatly appreciated so the conversation did not go well she was livid with me for Expos oing her in this way and although I showed her in the comments most important the ones from the lgbtqia community she refused to admit that her dress was a poor choice but in fact her way to appreciate the Gaze that did
not sit well with me love can move mountains but cannot maintain a relationship with a homophobic so now I'm going to the wedding as a single rat-free dress man I did reach out to my friend and send him this post he thought the situation to be hilarious but if she did show up in the dress he would deaf kick us to the curb I guess this is all this is the second Reddit story you've read in front of me where they've broken up because of the story she stood her ground after she stood and said I appr
eciate the Gaye she said the thing she us she used my favorite ter she she did uh it's kind of not as severe have you ever been dating someone or even been friends with someone that you had to tell them like their their sense of style or something was a little bit much or I I I feel like of us people who are not bothered by how people dress this is obviously an extreme case have you ever had to tell someone like if you're going to an event if they were dressing some way to be like hey you can't
you shouldn't you should no never been in that spot before it's a rough situation I would not be good in that situation so I wasn't good in that situ I had I we I was going to a a wedding and I hadn't bought nice dress clothes in forever because there was never a reason uh to and then turns out if you're an adult person you should probably have dress clothes on you just in case so so I had to do like a like a last minute shopping spree and I have a friend who dresses like a cartoon person all th
e time and I was taking advice from him because I was just like I don't know and he's like this tie is great this looks great I'm like yeah and so like I presented I was like this is what I'm wearing what do you think he was like uh that TI is a little too ridiculous you look like a teacher and so at first I was like what I just went shoing and then I just had to be like yeah you know I actually don't know what I'm doing so I just had to swallow my pride but yes it it's it's you just have to SW
you have to be like I don't you're right I don't know what I'm doing you have to default to the opinions of other people yeah and you you mentioned like that would be great at Pride but even then I guess just I'm curious like if a straight person was wearing something like that to even to Pride would you would you be like is that is that okay to Pride yes I guess cuz it's a meme but if someone showed up dress a meme to my wedding I would kick him out oh the wedding is for sure I just didn't know
is there other situations where she could wear that dress and you'd be like that's that's fine that's funny she I mean she could wear it on a Tuesday okay just what like whatever and I'd be I'd be like H that's crazy you know I'm fine get a little snort laugh from me and then we'll move on with our lives yeah gay rats broke up a relationship pretty wild am I the [ __ ] for telling my sister I can't attend my brother-in-law's funeral uh so this is a 23-year-old woman my sister who's 28 her husba
nd recently passed away in an accident this is a shock and absolutely devastating for us the funeral is coming up soon I'm sure all of you know Taylor Swift is currently on tour and tickets for that were notoriously difficult to get I've been a fan since I was a kid my first ever concert was her Red Tour her music has gotten me through some of my hardest moments and also part of my best memories it might sound dramatic to some people which is fine but I truly feel Taylor and her music music is a
massive part of my life and shaped who I am me and my friend managed to get tickets to the AAS tour the funeral is the date of our show we want to get to the stadium by 5 at the latest it'll take about 40 to 50 minutes to get there possibly more depending on traffic and of course I also have to get ready before that and have a specific outfit SL costume I'm planning to wear the funeral is in the afternoon and the timing is very close I wouldn't be able to make it to the stadium in time I told m
y sister gently I'm sorry but I can't make it to the funeral she didn't take this well at all and completely went off at me calling me selfish and a bunch of other things I get she's grieving so she's probably saying things without thinking but even our parents are calling me unsupportive and selfish for not coming um and what else and um okay I want want to point out something that I feel is important is that it's very clear that they all live close together like I know if someone passes away a
nd they're in a different state or something like but they all live in the same town or or area they're not even mentioning that it would be difficult to attend no no no what's difficult is the traffic because of when the funeral might end but also pointing that out because it's like they probably knew each other really well like this is not like a oh a brother-in-law who I met once or twice like I'm just just laying the groundwork and it's your sister's late husband so you have no idea when the
funeral is going to end oh you're funny bro I mean holy crap yeah no that's rough you're a bad bad person I I just don't think that person has the ability to step outside of their own world like that's that's a level of like well it's not even like an excuse It's like that level of delusion of being like no you don't understand how hard these tickets were to get like I'm like something was messed up along the way yeah they even said Taylor Swift was like really formative and really important in
my life like throughout my life it's like that's your older sister who's been there your whole life like what I I would never say that Halo raised me more than my family even though I spent a lot of time playing Halo I'm not about to like maybe Halo raised me she's probably been locked in and this life-changing event happens and she's unwilling to like be like oh this changes things for everyone like her sister probably has a bunch of stuff she was looking forward to that's gone thrown out the
window it's like man like like having a husband for sure like it's such a devastating like that's dude to be 28 and to lose your husband is crazy that's different I would never 28 okay a question is like is it ever acceptable to miss something like a family member's funeral I would say and maybe I'm bad for this but like if it was like oh you're 95-year-old great-grandfather father died do am I messed up for being like okay like we hardly had a coherent conversation for 10 years I've missed I've
missed two family members funerals like life happens stuff comes up there are things that are unmissable maybe finances are too difficult like that happens but to be like we're in the same town it's Taylor Swift concert here's my two fixes for that one funerals have Music Play Our Song once um yes yes two can I can I get the cord real quick this get forever oh uh and uh thing number two is you know not to make this about me but look at the way I dress am I headed to a funeral or a concert right
now I don't have to switch oh traffic's a little bad I'm already dressed it's pretty smart and you can dip out at a certain point when everyone's gathered around like throwing the dirt on the coffin you can just like mhm you can't make it to both also they were like listen we want to get there by 5:00 P p.m because we want to get to our seats and have at least 40 medicine like the way that they're outlining it is not like like they want their day to be perfect and it they're so inconvenienced b
y the death of their sister's husband yeah I I that's just messed up man it's totally there's really no excusing this push the funeral cuz I have missed a funeral but it was in a different state and it was like it I didn't miss it because of like oh I'm going to a concert I missed it for like reasons that my was like oh yeah of course like and nobody had a problem with that and it was like a very old relative um it wasn't a tragic sudden death MH um so we've got some comments here you're the [ _
_ ] and your sister and likely the rest of your family will never forgive you yes this is a joke right please let this be a joke also Taylor would be ashamed if she knew you are the worst that's that might have convinced them to go to the funeral I oh dude if what if the sister what if the sister calls and gets it in like tweets at it and then in the middle of it uh Taylor Swift is just like before this next song I want to give a shout out to Kelly in the front one second can you bring the spotl
ight to 243 this this next song is is dedicated to and then they show the brother-in-law's F on the big like Jumbo Tron they're like dedicated to him who you're missing like to today like uh just like just like you're a bad person and I hope he uh curses you and haunts you forever can I offer an alternative to that yeah sister goes to concert uh everyone's like chanting Taylor Taylor Taylor is late Taylor is nowhere to be found Boom at the funeral everyone's just like sitting there grieving and
then all of a sudden coughin poof Open Taylor pops out microphone and then start singing our song I love that it's our song ask me to name one other Taylor show song name one other Taylor Our Song is uh it's her best one she peaked ear this might be really controversial but I think we can all agree that our song is the only good Taylor Swift song it's the best one I actually think that like I would add I'm going to edit that yeah D dad going to get us yeah um you're the [ __ ] I'd never speak to
my sibling again if they chose to go to a concert over my partner's funeral I agree uh I can very much see this being real when my husband died his sister-in-law skipped his funeral because she had tickets to a popular movie that opened that weekend that's and she wanted to avoid spoilers so she went to a Marvel movie instead of my husband's funeral oh my God she already knows how that story ends yeah like dude oh my God I swear I would I would spray you with a hose like cat neighbor every time
I saw you never again oh my goodness that's atrocious pretty yes it is atrocious that's like crazy I don't think there's a level of mental gymnastics you can do to like write this in your favor yeah like there's just not like there's no details you can leave out there's nothing look I we are all Fanboys of things like I know like I'm a big fan of a lot of like like pop culture stuff I know you are too but I also have a sense of reality and I know that those are things that I do for fun and if m
y real life has to take a front seat I I you know it's like hey this just for fun I can give this up at any time like that's crazy 100% like the price you are paying to go to that concert or that movie is so much more than the $50 you spent for that ticket which is how much movie tickets are now who do we think's a bigger [ __ ] I think they're twoo different to oh we're we're ranking these I I like to I want to try to see who's the ultimate devil today I think after the sister goes to this conc
ert she's going to look in hindsight and be like I can't believe I did that I I'm hoping I'm hoping but the cat person is literally spraying a cat with a hose and not feeling bad about doing that and I'm like you're that's crazy either way we have two remorseless people these are both that's so scary we're starting off really really rough they could be anyone in a crowd when you're going like they could be they could just trip you downstairs and not care cuz you like took up space or something t
hat's my biggest fear it's crazy people this next one comes from malicious compliance so malicious compliance is uh in case you haven't heard uh it's when someone like demands something of you something shitty or like like gets on your case about something and you comply with it to be mean yeah like like you're not supposed to do that okay I'm not supposed to do that yeah following the rules in a shitty way but in a in a professional way um manager tries to crack down on dress code I respond by
wearing yoga pants to work okay so I'm uh a 34 year-old man uh uh and I used to work at a popular convenience store really popular with a cult-like following chain years ago I've always been a bit of a clown but very good at following rules while doing so after working there a few years and seeing managers come and go we got in a new woman who was just miserable and really wanted to flex her Authority shortly after she started she posted the uniform port portion of the handbook in the breakroom
and started complaining about people's attire but clearly took the biggest issue with girls wearing yoga pants so me being the petty rule follower I combed through the policy and noticed some things in the wording the rule stated that yoga pants are allowed as long as the ankles flared and there was no gender designation for these articles Q malicious compliance I and a friend went to Walmart after work and bought me a couple pairs of flared yoga pants now mind you I'm not a huge guy but I am ch
ubby and have a big beard I began wearing them almost every day I worked and especially if she was working this infuriated her I would regularly hear her Pro protests and even saw her go to the AGM assistant general manager and general manager their response was always I can't say anything he's in dress code this continued for a a month tops before she requested a transfer but what made it even more fun was trolling weird pervert customers they would stand at the deli area and gawk at the Young
ladyes work working especially if they were bent over the hot food table when I would notice this I would Sidle over beside them and give the boys two butts to look at before whipping my head around and making eye contact with them the level of disgust on their faces filled my heart with joy so uh edit so I'm new to this whole Reddit thing and I didn't know how to edit for an update at first but the outpouring of positivity and support has been wonderful I do still own the yoga pants so the poss
ibility of pic does exist and unlike when I worked at Wawa my job is just more physical so I might fill them out better lol um that's awesome oh isn't it crazy that when you were talking I pictured this man having a huge beard yeah I don't know why I was like this guy has a huge beard oh he said that eventually but even before he said that I was like this man just has a huge beard I love this man um what a champion I love him I love that I've never understood like I didn't understand it when I w
as in school cuz I think we did have weird dress code stuff cuz I was in Arizona and you know it's like like the school district was weird I've never understood like people who freak out over what people are wearing I've never comprehended it um especially to this degree like you know why why is any boss freaking out this level it's a convenience store correct yeah let them wear yoga pants I don't get it no one wants to wear jeans in a Convenience St I never walk into a convenience store and thi
nk about what the worker is wearing you don't even see cuz usually they're a counter or something I just want to know where the bananas are yeah you get bananas at convenience stores what well what's a convenience store like a like a 71 or wah you don't oh I don't you get Gatorade Gatorade I'm like where's the Gatorade yeah that's what I'm the only thing I'm thinking about when I walk into a convenience store is where are the tall boys and I need five of them where are the four Locos and I need
five of them also like I think I think um working in a convenience store you can just wear whatever the f you want no one's really you're kind of like sitting behind the the the cash I kind of hate that like the men are gawking at the women in the yoga pants but I love that he was like yeah I love that too I can picture the whole thing come and get it boys uh where is this do we know uh well it's a w Wawa so I'm assuming it's East Coast um some comments uh not only were you uh maliciously compli
ant with the boss but you were protecting your co-workers all with one fashion faux paw good for you good for you someone else said you bent over backwards to serve your customers I hope you made employee of the month that's the same Harlot he's on a roll he's scrolling he's like Dale you are killing it yeah uh someone else said couple years ago I got challenged on wearing shorts to work I don't work with any customers or vendors I was told the dress code said pants are required I asked about le
ggings and yoga pants as the girls in the office wear them daily yes but those are pants uh cue my wearing the most outrageously tight and poor taste yoga pants and leggings I am a heavy man this was not a good look manager in question took all of the week to to okay my wearing shorts it's so funny what is wrong with wearing shorts yoga pants like like what I don't know man some people just unfort I think some people love controlling other people it's really people love controlling I also would
really love to know what are flared yoga pants I have them not the skinny ones bell bottom oh they're going to slide up when you're doing down dog depends depends on how some will mine flare around the ankle though I've never tried doing a downward dog with it on it it it no it's I'll wear it I'll wear it for you I'll bend over for you I cannot wait I cannot wait did you guys ever have to deal with insane dress codes at any place you worked or anything yeah uh like restaurants and bars very insa
ne and then at one point we all needed to get no slip shoes they're the ugliest shoes you've ever seen in your life you're like these are are so ugly yeah but then vans vans vans actually make some really cool non-slip shoes and those were really cool and then a new manager came in and was like you can't wear Vans I was like fight me honestly [ __ ] fight me yeah insane it it would be I mean if you fell that sucks for you I've definitely but wait there was a server who is not wearing no slip sho
es and I'm not going to name him but maybe Kimmy remembers he was walking and he slip and he had so much food and it fell up in the air and then he slammed his head on the railing and was covered in blood oh my God covered in blood and he F died he covered in blood no he's alive and fine he's covered in blood and like coming out with food and he was like this place noing for like 10 years you know who I'm talking about yeah man that yoga pants guy is an ABS absolute Legend well coming up we have
another Legend one of my favorites a little raccoon at a wedding and also a roommate who exposed their other roommate to raidon gas and the GoFundMe mistake that frankly made me cry one of my favorites so enjoy and get the tissues ready am I the [ __ ] for bringing a raccoon to my sister's wedding all right this is the vibe we needed is this okay is this uh this is the Guardians of the Galaxy 3 okay so this happened last weekend and I'm still getting angry texts from my family let me explain I
have a pet raccoon named Pebble he is very friendly and well trained and I love him like a son he goes everywhere with me and he has his own harness and Leash he is also vaccinated and has all the necessary papers I was invited to my sister's wedding which was held at a fancy hotel I asked her if I could bring Pebble and she said no she said it was inappropriate and disrespectful to bring a wild animal to such an important event she also said that some of the guests might be allergic or scared o
f him I was hurt by her response but I didn't want to argue with her I decided to respect her wishes and leave Pebble at home with a friend however on the day of the wedding my friend called me and said that he had an emergency and couldn't take care of pebble I panicked I didn't have anyone else who could watch Pebble and I didn't want to leave him alone in my apartment I also didn't want to miss my sister's wedding so I decided to bring Pebble with me I thought it wouldn't be a big deal I put
him in his harness and Leash and put a bow tie on him to make him look more formal I also brought some treats and toys to keep him entertained I figured I could just sneak him in and keep him in a corner where he wouldn't bother anyone boy was I wrong as soon as I arrived at the hotel people started noticing Pebble some of them thought he was cute and wanted to pet him but others were horrified and disgusted they started whispering and pointing at me at PE and Pebble some of them even complained
to the staff my sister saw me and Pebble and freaked out she came over to me and yelled at me for bringing him she said I was selfish and irresponsible and that I should leave immediately I tried to apologize and explain the situation but she wouldn't listen she told me to get out or she would call security she also said that I was no longer her brother and that she never wanted to see me or Pebble again I was shocked and hurt by her reaction I felt like she was overreacting and being unreasona
ble Pebble didn't do anything wrong he was just sitting quietly in his harness looking adorable he didn't bite anyone or make a mess or cause any trouble I decided to leave with Pebble but not before telling my sister that she was being a bridezilla and that she owed me an apology I also told her that Pebble was more family to me than she ever was now my whole family is mad at me they say I was rude and disrespectful to my sister and that I should have left Pebble at home or found another soluti
on they say I should apologize to my sister and beg for her forgiveness but I don't think I did anything wrong I think my sister was being unfair and cruel to me and Pebble I think she should apologize to me for treating me like dirt so am I the [ __ ] yeah I mean he he put Pebble in a bow tie yeah so like I don't know he's in a bow tie he's in a bow tie he's just been fine I will admit before I say anything if I was out of anywhere and I saw a a raccoon in a bow tie that'd make my day that woul
d make my day I'd be so happy I would be I would be I would be stoked to see a pet raccoon in a bow tie at a wedding I stoked but he was told no and he did it that makes you I'm sorry it makes you yes at a wedding aing if it was any other kind of event it would be a little more like all right it's the wedding and it's like and also he's downplaying so much like and I was told no and I did it what's a big deal that I didn't listen to you and above all the bride said no like the bride is his siste
r and was like no do not ruin my special day and that is now something that like she's gonna carry for the rest of the time like she's always going to be like oh at my wedding like my brother and I got into the biggest fight of Our Lives if they are still brother and sister is what they consider him saying like she was pebble is more family to me than she ever was is that's a red flag that's a like intense it like he has to apologize for that that's the worst thing that happened uh it sounds lik
e this dude like he has no self-awareness and like uh he probably spends too much time just him and Pebble to where he's like lost lost the understanding of like oh that was wrong of me to do and he's like no and I couldn't possibly leave him at home for a couple hours not untrained raccoon wellb does sound trained right but if you can't trust a raccoon to be in your home why right yeah but but the sister's reasonings were right it's like it's less that she didn't say pebble's going to do some [
__ ] up she said hey people might be allergic or they might people might freak out yeah and people might so that's a very good reason and then he was like ah but screw it and like dude if he brought it and someone was had a severe allergic reaction and then they had to leave yeah that's so the truth is that he is lucky that Pebble did not bite anybody that nobody necessarily was allergic like so much bad could have come out with it and he risked that still he he was selfish because if he had sa
id hey um the sitter for Pebble was something happened I I'm sorry I I can't go yes I'm so sorry like I have to stay here she hopefully would have been less about that and if she got mad at him and disowned him for that I'd be like hey like come on he's he had no choice you know I don't know what the deal is with raccoons if you can't leave them alone or not like I don't have a raccoon they steal your stuff yeah yeah yeah yeah they're little Bandits they'll get on a spaceship and and go fly arou
nd and save the Galaxy maybe it's just me I'm I'm just frightened by these Critters so I are you scared of raccoons definitely so yeah I yeah think they're adorable and I'm sure many people did in another video I talked about op possum and everyone was like aasum are so cute and I'm scarum look freaky but they're cute still I'm horrified I'm very scared look most almost any animal I'm down with as I've said chimpanzees if someone brought a chimpanzee to a wedding I'm leaving that wedding even if
it's my own it's the flower chimp I don't care I don't trust any chimpanzee yeah gorillas fine huh gorillas are totally fine they're great if you respect a gorilla they'll respect you I just I didn't grow up with like any pets so I just have a hard time trusting animals I didn't grow up you know with pet chimpanzees in my house no I didn't U my brother was a real person so I I dealt with that I imagine boarding places don't accept raccoons like I I imagine there was no place to put a raccoon so
me comments here something tells me this isn't the first time Pebble and this person showed up together where they weren't supposed to be I'm also having that vibe that said a raccoon and a bow tie is adorable yeah uh op is an [ __ ] but he made me think of a raccoon wearing a bow tie so I cannot really be angry at him I get why the sister would be though uh I think Pebble you know occasionally it's been a while since we've declared a legend in this show like some some some characters you come a
cross are legends I think pebble is a legend you know what I kind of Imagine Pebble as is a little bit like baby Yoda uh like grou from Mandan like they're talking and and the raccoon's just like just chilling I feel like he needs like a a top hat to accompany the M tie that' be if he had a top hat the sister wouldn't have been mad I bet right she wouldn't have seen him probably just thought it was like a little boy from the 1920s right anyways moving on yeah I'm really angry at him for that one
am I the [ __ ] for refusing to honor my boyfriend's family's tradition what is the tradition what is the tradition my boyfriend Eric 29 uh male fake name I love when we get the ages and I 27 uh female have been dating for 3 years for context I have met his family and they are friendly we don't meet them them very often because they live in my boyfriend's Home Country I don't want to reveal country names either for privacy reasons but my boyfriend and I are are of different nationalities and we
both work in my country the conflict happened during our last visit last weekend we have been looking up houses to move in together in engagement rings while we were having dinner we mentioned this to his family as it's a big step in our relationship for us we are not engaged yet his parents and brothers expressed their happiness for us then out of nowhere his youngest sister-in-law asked so is she going to take the test I asked what test in summary boyfriend's family has this tradition where t
he future mother-in-law tests future daughter daughters-in-law to see if they are good enough for her sons apparently his mother and aunts went through this uh same test the tests include how to clean uh and keep a home how well they can cook Their Manners Etc basically life skills most people learn from childhood I found it ridiculous because one if I'm good enough for my boyfriend he should be the one deciding it and two I don't fit in their targeted category in his mom's words you can't be a
good uh stay-at-home wife and stay-at-home mom if you can't be a good Homemaker and she wants to make sure of that to be clear his mom and all three of his brother's wives are stay-at-home moms and although I respect their choice I'm not quitting my career and did not under any circumstances make my boyfriend think I could compromise on that I hate house chores and I would rather buy homemaking gadgets and hire staff no matter the cost than have to do chores myself I told my boyfriend's mom all
this and it an argument that eventually ruined dinner and an extension our visit boyfriend doesn't care whether I'm a working wife or a stay-at-home mom but he thinks I should have just done the test because it's just a test and it's not like they would reject me if I failed it he thinks it's a fun tradition that everyone was looking forward to and I should have gone along with it anyways my boyfriend thinks I'm the [ __ ] and suggested I make this post if I really am the [ __ ] I'm sure you guy
s will let me know so so am I edit adding this as it's been coming up I know disclosing the the country may or may not bring up some unwanted arguments that will violate the rules here but just for context it's a family tradition not a national culture that is an important thing that is an important so this is this is very so yeah for context uh I I she is saying and I'm so supposing the boyfriend's saying like this is a very individual family tradition right this is not nothing cultural like cu
ltural to to where he's from or anything yeah so she gave a little more info on this one of those things that one family member does and is passed down from Generations like baking a huge cake on the anniversary of someone important in the family not everyone in that country does it but it's a family tradition I don't know if my example makes sense but this is how I understood it I'm not sure if the results mean anything all I know is that if it's a cooking test for example I'd have to cook a ni
ce meal for the family and receive their approval based on how delicious it is and trust me they'll be convinced but I'm trying to take revenge on them if they ate my food so there's that but now that you mentioned it his mom cooks like a five-star chef and so do his sister-in-laws the two whose food I've tasted maybe they passed the test I don't know I'll have to ask my boyfriend um wow uh so I have not read this so I have no idea where this is going so I I I love the idea of a test I'm like th
at's so fun getting our family you got to pass this [ __ ] test but on the outside of that I'm like she don't got to do [ __ ] right right definitely not quitter career the test it's kind of fun it sounds kind of fun yeah it's like this it sounds like this community thing it's not cultural it's like this fun thing that we've done like and but I guess it does uphold gender Norms yeah it's weird because it's definitely forcing like oh you're going to be a stay-at-home mom yes when she's not that I
I like I think the idea of like of a test is kind of cute if it's something kind of like a little more out of the ordinary or silly and they if they acknowledge like this is a silly stupid tradition we have like or a little bit more of like an initiation into the family like hey when you're initiating the family you have to bake a cake for all of us it's not a pass or fail it's not like if you if exactly it's like it's funny it's like man or woman you got to do this like it doesn't matter but b
ut this is very much like are you a good enough like it's it feels like it's saying like are you a good enough traditional that is what it feels like it's saying and that's why it's and that's why she's allowed to have a problem with it but I don't know I also feel like she should have strategized too she should have take she should have strategized with the husband outside of the family instead of starting the fight I just I will avoid a fight at all cost can I can so I'm like how are we going
to do this together what would be the best way to go about this to you your family CU I'm not yeah let's like group think this let's group think this I understand too like it's a family tradition or cultural traditions and stuff and it's like and I feel like the emphasis a lot of times in these is like oh well this is their culture so she she can respect this but I'm like she has a culture too yes 100% And they have to like a the family can also acknowledge like oh our our son is is dating a wom
an from this culture oh and she probably doesn't adhere to our cultural norms so either like let's just clean slate it and say oh we don't have to like do that to each other or like respect her as much as she can respect us and like find the middle ground I I think we get into scary territory when we repeat things in the name of culture despite why were repeating them right it does sound like like when it sounds like a sweet moment to like have to like cook a meal for your future family I but I
also understand what that makes her feel like and especially when there's like a chefs in the family or whatever like that does sounds scary but it's also yeah I don't know as soon as she brought it up that it's a problem it should have been like oh we don't have to we don't have to do this right but it sounds like they want to they really have to do that and I get that he's the type it's sounds like he's the type to just be like oh whatever who cares like but I I think he could probably wake up
for a second and go oh she's feeling really uncomfortable by this but I know that's tough to be put between your family like a lot of people have a really hard time saying no to their fames yeah but he's got to learn to do that here like so what's the twist or they just got to update their test yeah you know what I mean just like it's just not going to stand the test of time I think they should make this test sillier yeah make it silly and make everyone take it yeah y make everyone do it right
where's his [ __ ] right exactly that's a good question so any predictions The Twist The Twist there's no way it was a bit there's no way it's a bit oh it's a prank it's a prank that could be funny and they go we wish you had a sense of humor there's a lot of prank families are Imagine marrying into a prank family oh that that that sh happens to people there's been a trend on Tik Tok where people bring their significant others when theyve meet their families and they're sitting down for dinner t
hey stand up and say the Pledge of Allegiance before dinner as a prank that's so oh my God that would I that would be tough I would do it too and you know what I'd know every word hopefully once under God oh my gosh all right so wait any predictions it doesn't have to be like what the whole story is just anything that you think is going to be involved in this story um I mean maybe she had to change of heart and she cooked he you she you think she's going to do it or or they they reassessed and t
hey apologized okay a I like what you said where's his test yeah I I wonder if there's like a test for him like he should go out and have to hunt the food yeah he should go he needs to go he needs to go kill a a a moose and then she'll have to make the Moose yeah okay that's teamwork I want the same I want the same test okay she got to do it he got to do it okay I like that yeah all right here we go several things have happened since my post and I received request for an update so here it is thi
s will be my only update I got a lot of insight from the votes and comments in my original post and I would like to thank you all for that I showed my boyfriend the responses and judgment on the original post most of you felt I was not the [ __ ] and like you would guess he was upset by this judgment he tried to make his own post but was the [ __ ] so badly he deleted it in less than an hour yes yes it falls in line with the rule of Reddit whenever boyfriends post on there they're the [ __ ] the
y're like I want my girlfriend to cook for everyone why am I the [ __ ] anyway I talked to my family and told them about the test yesterday they called us home for dinner and told them they would let me take his family's test if he let my dad and male cousins put him through a similar test he blew up about how it was ridiculous uh sorry he blew up about how ridiculous it is because it's a family tradition for his family but for mine it's something we came up with at random that's how Traditions
start wow wow you can take that to the look they're starting a family tradition uh he ended up saying it's okay if I don't do the test but my parents and I were being childish he let slip mid- argument that his younger sister-in-law didn't want to do the test either but look at her the perfect wife he there it is he let it slip yep he said a lot of things but long story short he still is still supportive of whatever I want to do with my life after marriage but his family will never think the sam
e way however I was starting to see a pattern so I asked to take a break it was great while it lasted it's not a fun or cute update but there you go time for me to binge watch heartbreaking movies with a giant tub of ice cream once again thank you for the comments and judgment uh one more comment they left it still sucks being me for now but between work and getting home fast so I can read some chapters or to play at least one of my games before I knod off I barely have time to think about my ex
the tiniest chance that I could give it another chance vanished when he started spamming my phone with misogynistic crap like I'll be single forever if I don't bow my head good riddance LOL well yeah he needed to go I love that they gave him a test I love that she said she said she said look look at yourself that's miror look at yourself look at what you're doing and he didn't like what he saw God I love that he let it slip that his sister-in-law also didn't like it I know and but they like loo
k at her perfect wife like I'm so sad that she had to do it I know but but she dodged a bullet I know she also just like slipped under there she was like also there's a couple behaviors that are being repeated that I don't like and I'm like what is that that's always what ends up happening with these Ami the [ __ ] posts like when when she's posting about like he does this one thing yeah and she's like also he cheated on me so I broke up with him also yeah he says I stink every day it's like oka
y there's more um there's some comments honestly you got to thank the family if they weren't such weirdos oop would have wouldn't have noticed she was way too close to marrying a future but you're so good at being a housewife if you loved me you'd drop your job and dreams so I can have cooked meals and washed socks for free uh if he's got to test you to know if you're the one he's not the one it's not a cute tradition it only tells the family that women are willing to let you push past boundarie
s without putting up a fight family tradition are like watching a certain movie on Christmas Eve or Grandpa hiding money in some of the Easter eggs a test to see how willing you are to do whatever they say is not the play that's so true yeah family traditions are like they're supposed to be silly I feel like I mean there's some though that are like rooted in like religion and culture that I do understand I think it's always what it goes back to right and it's like it seems like what this goes ba
ck to is control over the woman yes and that that don't taste that good I but I I don't like like traditions if it's like you have to do this thing and we're telling you you have to do this thing tradition should be like tradition should be like we do this fun thing oh you don't have to do it we do this fun thing like it's for us so um but that was that's weird um good for her getting out of there um yes what a piece of [ __ ] next one uh this came from legal advice uhoh so you know it's real go
od uh buckle up buttercup I'm hungry uh Damian curious if you'll be able to help us out with this one uh I'm curious why me why me specifically I I I don't know you pay attention better not lately oh my meds have covered up all my OCD symptoms which is what made me focus on [ __ ] now the ADHD is left and I'm just toast oh well we're all [ __ ] then okay let's all right here we go roommate exposed us to toxic radon gas that's why okay okay okay I a 26-year-old female live in a two-bedroom apartm
ent with my 19-year-old male roommate my roommate has a collection of clocks and old electronics he keeps in a case in his bedroom I received my radon detector from a friend three days ago he had high raidon levels uh five Pico curies per liter of air which I guess is a lot in his house but got it mitigated and now it's down below one and wanted to give it to me as he didn't need it anymore I turn it on and after the warm-up period see that it's reading 224 Pico cues um not 2.24 in the main room
I move it to my bedroom close to his and it's maxing out at over 500 in my bedroom my apartment Lobby reads at around 3.5 I did some research and the radium clocks do emit radon but not nearly enough to cause that big of a spike in radon levels I questioned him when he gets back from from work and he panics a bit and tells me that he has around 13.5 mures of radium he shows me the cabinet and there's a vial of radium paint a lot of shavings and glass jars lots and lots of clocks and uh and gaug
es what he calls Soviet radium scales old US Army radium discs and other items with radium it's obvious how the apartment was contaminated and I worry the radon is leeching into the rest of the apartments he's been here and had his collection for over a year levels this high are basically unheard of and can cause cancer with ease so I'm worried I might lose my life over this obviously this isn't my landlord's fault it's the roommate so what do I even do here does something like this break the le
ase and get my roommate and all his radium kicked out can I sue him if I get lung cancer out of this what is my next step um oh my damn gosh I think that'd be criminal negligence I think that's pretty bad are you I I don't know this stuff are you legally allowed to own that stuff like I think criminal negligence is a great way to put it because it is not that hard to have that not that not even close to that much radium in your apartment a normal human sometimes I don't know sometimes it's reall
y hard for me I I open up cabinets I'm like oh my God I forgot to put my radium in here like oh no I accidentally bought more radium oh no I oh my God I bought millions of more radium why isn't my Roku working oh it's just a bunch of radio this is like and he's 19 obviously I'd be livid if um someone had this thank God she got the thank God she randomly got like a meter for this the universe or she would have never known um uh we have some comments here uh he said milic curies and not microcurie
s are you sure if it was milic curies you need to stay far away from that cabinet if it's not lined with lead including whatever is the opposite side of the wall at that point you're looking at a significant source of gamma radiation on top of the radon Hazard does he have a guer counter you need to report this stuff now uh that's an absurd amount of radium to have lying around um op responded from my research he'd be over 13.5 micro curies after his first 14 clocks since it looks like each one
of those is one micro cury so I'd assume it's Milik curries most of the items are in lead containers he took them out to show me which is how I know about the full collection the clocks and gauges aren't though he does have a guer counter and told me the dose rate uh foot from the cabinet is barely above background clearly the lead and plastic bags aren't blocking out the rate on though um someone else uh clearly there's a lot of experts here in Reddit in legal advice you have to put what state
you're in so some someone said well you can call the Wyoming Department of Environmental Quality and or the federal EPA and ask what to do be prepared to move out immediately as it's not farfetched for your apartment to be declared a hazardous waste site you are not going to be held to your lease if this this happens uh uh do not suggest to your roommate that he throw this stuff out in the trash you can't even throw out old smoke detectors so the likelihood that he can safely throw this stuff ou
t is zero he certainly cannot do so legally uh they op responded if the apartment is destroyed by the radiation will I be in trouble or will he have to pay for all the damages uh someone said you are probably going to want to contact the radiological Assessment program which is part of the nuclear emergency support support team the radiological assistance program is the Premier first responder Organization for assessing radiological incidents uh rap advises Federal that's what it says uh that's
that's short rip uh uh local and tribal Public Safety officials first respondents and law enforcement Personnel on steps to protect public health and safety or the environment uh during incidents involving radioactive materials we need A Tribe Called Quest like I'm glad we're here we need them now we need them here oh my goodness so there is an update oh okay okay here we go let's go I forgot about this throwaway account I figured I should update this post the day after I made this post I slept
in my car the next day I went in wearing an n95 mask I can't get vaccinated for medical reasons so I carry them around to get my stuff and leave 19-year-old man was gone his radiation detector on the kitchen table I don't know where he was was but I didn't care using his radiation detector I was able to figure out the actual dose rate in my bedroom 70 micro seevers an hour on my bed 350 times over the natural background so bad uh using some of the resources I was PMD I calculated around 1.1 cver
per year adding up the excess radiation and the radon considering the background is somewhere around 0.005 seevers per year that's pretty damn bad I then entered uh my roommate's room to document exactly what he had in case my landlord wanted to blame me the radiation detector began alarming I took pictures of the cabinet when I play plac the detector inside it it went into overload so I couldn't see the dose rate for legal reasons I will not be sharing the photos of the cabinet finally I teste
d my belongs for radiation while there was a slightly detectable level from what I learned uh radon daughters Decay completely after 40 days and I never got a reading over5 micro seers per hour so it sounds like her stuff wasn't too bad that's good uh I texted my landlord that I was leaving and terminating my lease due to the radiation Hazard attached the pictures I took grabbed everything I could including uh his radiation detector I shouldn't have done this for from a legal standpoint but I wa
nted to be safe and left for my mom's place I made it there safely and immediately showered I don't know what happened to to my roommate and I don't care if I was exposed to one seert of radiation which seems correct I have a 5.5% chance of dying from this I have a damn good chance of making it out alive and that's what matters I'm as safe as I can get this will be my only update whoa that's crazy crazy holy that guy could be going to prison should be there's no way all of that was legal how the
[ __ ] do you get that much stuff and what's the why why is it oh this is going to gain in value over to no if that's her exposure what's his exposure yeah he's sleeping next to that bro and he's like holding it and like he glows in the dark yeah for sure why did you think I specifically would know more about I don't know it's I I just feel like you know random facts about like the like I feel like you would know like oh radiation I don't know well okay well then let's let's get into it then I
have some uranium glass uranium glass is known for being radioactive however the particles that it fires off more or less stop after about 6 in and then like literally fall to the ground and Decay um and mine is behind glass also um it is mostly radioactive when chipped or scratched or whatever I have stuff from the the 30s in good condition it is well made but it is probably more like radioactive than other things would be so I don't drink out of it or anything it is a nice little display and y
es it's bright green and see-through that's kind of cool that is cool but like a bunch of radium clocks like I have a tea set that's it I'm all set I'm fine behind glass this guy clearly he's a hobbyist in the worst way possible I don't understand because all of this stuff is like it's this sounds like the worst hobby ever yeah radiation aside like it's like this is stuff that you can't look at have to keep in tight of a case inside of a case that could well radiation not aide that could kill yo
u like I don't and it's like I would rather have Legos that I can't even play with you know what this this is like the the inanimate object version of Tiger King so someone who works in this field in radiation uh in a year will potentially get 50 micro certs in a year uh how much did she get she got 70 on her bed so uh she is getting more in a day than they uh a professional gets in a year uh that's rough honestly I think op should be super psyched because she's going to be She-Hulk probably the
green part I think it's it's some part of some part of the said gamma they said gamma ration I of I thought of Hulk too but it's look we're all always thinking of the Hulk so we've now had two roommate stories where the roommate tried to kill the op well can't say tried flashing someone doesn't kill them no insulin insulin no I'm kidding that was so do you think uh do you think Ninja Turtle radiation roommate is worse than insulin roommate yeah because uh insulin roommate one incidence both are
idiots both are oh yeah but radiation person like they are they're doing this they're a super villain it's awful hard to like give someone cancer like just like that's not it's not usually like an action that you're like I'm sorry I gave you cancer my God that's so true it's like damn like the insulin thing sucks and that's going to cost money and time it's going to be a headache and it could have been bad it could have been very bad it could have been very bad but this person did it is they do
n't make GRE cards for that this might be the only way I that you could do it and without someone knowing like this is this is you munch biproxi cancer into someone that's crazy that's wild all right uh I've been feeding you lead paint for years I know and it's delicious um okay boy crazy stuff so guys as our final thing this is this is completely this is completely different type of thing okay very different this is not a work I mean this is a guy he's doing a job aren't we all so so this is a
this is a story about a guy who's self-employed what's about to happen he's self-employed I found this story right before we started filming this I was on my phone and I came across this Reddit story and I was like no way we got to read this no way no way it's just awesome okay just an awesome story I'm so ready about a job about a job our unpopular opinion sucking your own dick doesn't feel good wait wait wait wait there's the Tweet or there's like the thing it's like sucking your own dick does
n't feel like getting your dick sucked it feels like sucking [Laughter] dick and like and for some people like that's their thing and like so a couple months ago there's a story so a couple months ago I found out that I was able to suck my own dick and when I say suck my own dick I don't mean simply licking the tip of my penis I mean fullon deep throating my entire car wa they're a pro when I first found out about this I was so excited and I immediately began sucking my Noob though I realized uh
I wasn't really pleasure it wasn't really pleasurable at all it felt more like I was sucking someone else's dick than somebody sucking my dick don't get me wrong there was some pleasure but it was completely overshadowed by the feeling of having a penis in my mouth I wasn't able to focus on the sensation of being sucked off since all the focus was on having an entire [ __ ] dick in my mouth it was a surreal experience to feel all my [ __ ] paines and stuff in my mouth we probably cut some of th
is it was a real experience to feel all my [ __ ] baates and stuff in my mouth but it wasn't what I was looking for you know we're and no it wasn't because my head game was trash I actually became it it sounds like it's cuz his head game yeah I think his I actually became pretty good at dick sucking because of my special ability so yeah that's my secret Captain so yeah sucking your own dick is nowhere nearest I love this as a t Ted talk so yeah sucking your own dick is nowhere near comparable to
somebody else sucking you off it just isn't as pleasurable as people make it out to be I think making it out to I've never heard anyone be like dude you got to check this out you got to check this out I think I'll just stick to jacking off instead uh so this I guess this was posted a couple years ago but I just saw it today um someone there's some comments imagine being this insecure with your sexuality this feels good but oh no I don't want to think of myself as gay oh op responded I I didn't
feel good though that's the PO point of the post um don't get me wrong there was some pleasure but it was completely overshadowed by the feeling of having a penis in my mouth it felt good but oh NOS I can't get over how it threatens my tiny insecure masculinity and then he responded I just don't like the feeling of having dick in my mouth okay okay okay that's all he commented and he was gone that's all he commented and he disappeared I just I I saw that title I mainly I added it once I saw the
title I was like that's awesome I love that that's an unpopular opinion like guys unpopular opinion sucking your own dick I've never seen anyone be like you have to try this on the internet and I've seen I've seen people argue for everything on the internet like you got to do this you got to do this I've never seen never seen anyone be like dude you got to get good at this you got dude you got to do it this comes from uh relationship advice so this is a 27y old woman uh she says how to tell my m
y friend who's a 26y old woman she's being used by a guy who's 26 to make me jealous I don't want my friend dating this guy that has a crush on me should I tell her to to not pursue anything with him there's this guy let's call him Mike I know through a mutual friend who occasionally comes out with us in this particular friend group there's five of us and six when Mike comes Mike just moved to our state where we live uh about 6 months ago he immediately took a liking to me but he's not my type I
haven't even given him my number and we'll let him know we're not compatible he isn't weird about it after I curve him he will go to do other stuff but still may buy me a drink or some food throughout the night fast forward last night my friend let's call her Mariah comes out with us Mariah is normally part of another circle of friends but she wanted to come out with us uh the night starts out similar uh he asks if I'll finally give him my number I said no thanks he jokes with me and then preoc
cupies himself that is until Mariah comes and he meets her for the first time out of nowhere he's chatting her up and they're laughing they did a karaoke uh duet where Mike sounded awkward and couldn't dance or sing but Mariah killed it she tells uh she tells how much she likes that Mike just is himself and isn't trying to act cool I suspect Mike was trying to make me jealous it didn't work because I don't like him but it isn't fair to Mariah she texted me letting me know she gave Mike her numbe
r and that he's taking her out on a date Saturday how do I let her know Mike is just using her without hurting her feelings she didn't know Mike has a crush on me uh uh sent on my phone so excuse any typos um okay so see just to summarize this guy Mike often hits on her asks for her number she keeps telling him no finally he goes and talks to someone else and she's like oh yeah I need to tell her that he's not actually into her right the the the thing is she doesn't know Mike is hitting on all t
he girls in the group like straight up he's talking to he's talking to shatia he's talking to Karen he's talking to Ashley he's also talking to Mariah he's talking to whoever the other he's talking to all of them Mike does not care that's the thing about like a lot of guys they just really don't care they're just trying to get it in where they can where they can fit in and who's what's the one girl's name no not Mariah the one the one who's like got she's like like kind of ego tripping a little
her girl she doesn't have a name she doesn't have a name so we should just call her Janet you typically call we typically call the person who wrote it uh op op so original poster or okay op so op honestly she has like she has you okay I think a lot of people we've all been in a situation where we like to be lighted by someone you know what I mean like I think she just she's jealous because she's not getting the attention anymore which is the problem she wants the upper hand and I feel like peopl
e that want the upper hand like that like you got to watch out for them you know I have been in this uh situation before one in the upper hand not me I'm not OP um I am not not me like I'm at 27 okay uh right I'm at 27 right uh no it sounds like I I mean the fact that she's so concerned about the fact that she needs to be the one to tell her hey he doesn't like you you're a basic ass [ __ ] he can't like you because he liked me first uh and he's just trying to make uh me jealous so I just I real
ly don't want to get your feelings hurt cuz he there's no way he's interested in you he just wants me someone in the comments accuses her of being jealous of of Mariah and she goes no that's not the I'm actually rooting for them if he's not using her but I know how guys are clearly you don't and that's okay but don't imply things on me because you don't know how guys work uh I'm so sorry I'm so sorry isn't she doing that to the everybody involved in the situation guys that is what she's doing it
's a whole projection screen a whole projection screen um wow someone a guy steps in uh to defend the woman and points out that o the op is indeed jealous he goes uh so a guy writes I am a guy I know how guys are he's into her quit trying to make it about yourself I've asked out more than one woman in a night every guy on the planet has move along she she responds uh have you asked out another woman's friend after said woman rejected you for 6 months uh he responds wouldn't think twice about it
I wouldn't ask an ex's I wouldn't ask out an ex's friend but a friend of someone I had a crush on that means nothing sorry you don't have his attention anymore it I I think I think people don't realize like guys can often work like you know those toys that bump into a wall and they immediately just go like Direction out Direction okay like and we just keep moving like I mean also women do it too like I've hit on every one of Keith's friends that I meet that's single the funny thing about it she
y'all like all jokes aside she's not lying yeah we're working look we're working on right now I'm like oh no okay not okay I'm like no he's good he's from the side of the club not that one not that one okay let me shake my ass on somebody else this one he's cool just night at the rockberry just like hey uh I I think this this comment chain continues uh so she she says after the guy says hey that's how this is how guys work like they they don't we don't care uh she goes okay well I should clarify
a gentleman wouldn't do that at least not on the same night after asking for the girl they've been crushing On's number but it is what it is that's the problem with men today no one is Raising you all to be gentlemen uh he he then responds right I didn't realize you were the royal princess of curg oh and you deserve the etiquette of being properly honored by the man you rejected he he should in shame for a minimum of a fortnite should he have brought you more food and drinks how about a foot ru
b again we can all see that you're upset he's moved along because you love the attention and freebies grow up yo this dude just clapped the back like none other that's crazy he's good he's good when you started reading that last comment I was like has Daman enter the chat Oh indeed I was like why is this in daman's voice someone else said uh in regards to like her comments they said her comments just make her look terribly jealous regardless of what she says if I were a betting gal I say she lik
ely wants to make sure her friend knows she is the main character uh and then someone said op has now texted Mike in order to prove he liked her and in his response he's totally chill and doesn't give any indication he's asking Mariah out to use her uh a saga um wow uh that's just a whole lot um yeah cuz she could have easily been like okay cool like move on but she had to make a whole thing out of it she literally went to the internet to write about this yes because attention is a hell of a dru
g if you get a a certain amount of attention and like you get it for a little bit once that's gone you know what I mean some people I know people that don't want attention but they get it and then when they don't get it they make a big deal out of it like like legitimately I know some people in my past that's like yo like you say you don't want attention but you do this and you do that and blah blah blah but you want to be seen you want to be seen you want to be heard you want all the focus on y
ou and I mean like if you like it just say that but I think she's denying it and that's the problem right that's the problem cuz she's probably still single and alone see oh I mean every indication shows that right alone uh cuz if the guy is hitting on her for 6 months straight she doesn't say I have a boyfriend or something and that's why she's single and she's single in her little Palace of man that guy must have felt so great typing that out he's man my finest work he's like he felt triggered
he said I F I felt so man shamed I know I'm like oh my God I'm not a bad one today I [ __ ] up by donating $1 15,41 to a poor community in Bangladesh instead of the $150 donation I intended okay uh this happened in February of last year but my friends have been telling me I need to post this online so here goes nothing my wife and I both 31 years old at the time moved into a new three-unit apartment building in San Francisco one of our neighbors is a 70s something year old retired veteran we'll
call him Joe for context Joe is a white American guy and he's also a devout Hindu priest one day I run into Joe in the hallway and he tells me about this charity he manages for a community in Bangladesh Dash I wanted to support my neighbor and the charity so I asked Joe to send me the GoFundMe link the next day at work I go on the GoFundMe page and donate $150 or so I thought moments later I get a text on my phone warning me of an unusually large transaction on my credit card I'm confused and s
wiped to open the text message it says I made a payment of $15,452.57 steps and finally I realized my credit card starts with the numbers four and one it seems I had accidentally started typing my credit card information while my cursor was still in the donation box and just like 150 became 15041 yikes I call GoFundMe support line in a panic and when I finally connect with a human I explained what happened no need to worry he tells me they will initiate a refund of the transaction which should p
rocess in 3 to seven business days that's a huge relief but then I asked the agent if the charity will be able to see the donation on the GoFundMe page until it is refunded what do you mean the agent asked me what do you mean what do I mean was my response will they be able to see the $15,400 me had hardly raised that much at that point surely they will notice their fundraiser doubling overnight my plan was to knock on Joe's door the following morning to give him the full story so that he could
pass it along to his contacts in Bangladesh but when I woke up the next morning I looked at my phone and saw I had 40 plus notifications on Facebook someone had sent me a friend request had liked many of my old posts and had sent me many messages immediately I was concerned when I saw that the individual messaging me had a Hindu name but I never could have imagined what I saw when I opened his first message the man had sent me a video of himself from Bangladesh surrounding by dozens hold on this
is so rough okay the man had sent me a video of himself from Bangladesh surrounded by dozens of impoverished and hungry people holding bags of food thanking me by name Michael for my generous donation a big round of applause for Michael at this point I've leapt out of my bed and I'm pacing part of me wants to scream part of me wants to crack up laughing I start swiping through the man's messages and it is picture after picture after picture of bangladeshis thanking me for my kind donation liter
ally hundreds of photos of frail elderly disabled and Mal nourished individuals holding signs with my name thank you Michael thank you Michael I've uploaded a portion of the video and a few photos for you guys to see here uh oh my god oh oh oh my God oh my God I'm sorry I'm like laughing cuz this is an insane situation to be stuck in oh okay so um oh my god um so he sees the direct impact that this makes um needless to say I couldn't live with myself just donating $150 after seeing how the commu
nity responded to $15,400 and so I donated 1,000 500 once the original donation was refunded the Charity's host was incredibly gracious and understanding and he explained to me that $1,500 goes very far in Bangladesh for Urgent food relief here is the Charity's new GoFundMe link if you want to check it out ultimately I think the whole experience was a win-win I helped a great cause and I got a funny story out of it um okay so to recap he got it refunded but then he donated 1,500 okay but um don'
t know I I feel like I would I would have to find a way to get the 15,000 and just eat it just eat it cuz I I don't know I don't the problem is I don't know this guy's financial situation no right exactly EXA 15,000 to deposit he's got 15,000 no that could have been like I mean I get it but like it could have been everything if that was everything it's like I I think I would ask friends and family and just eat it uh some comments here best post on here in ages thank you for the great story and f
or helping out those folks $1,500 is still very generous man this got me good I hope you didn't get behind on bills or anything after this mixup um I will say the fact that he his original intention was 150 bucks which is still a great so he still times that by 10 and like you know still big deal um someone said holy [ __ ] man that put a pit in my stomach just reading I can't imagine how you felt LOL [ __ ] happens glad your neighbor was understanding and good for for you for going the extra mi
le watch this post blow up and a [ __ ] ton of redditors donate that would be awesome uh someone else said oh man what a ride I'd feel horrible I hope Reddit comes through and helps I'll throw in a few bucks and maybe others will too um there's a GoFundMe link we can see um my God posted he posted it to Reddit and this went viral so um okay so uh their goal they're at 93k um raised of 108k goal so oh my God that's awesome wait that's amazing not gonna cry not gonna cry seriously what a wonderful
wonderful thing that this like hilarious story it actually ended up being better that this all happened and he posted it going to cry not going to cry stop stop stop cry stop we're talking about [ __ ] I had to look away like seeing the photo and everything I'm like so sweet yeah the photos and you know that they were not going to be upset if he was just like crazy story I had to refund it they were obvious so cool they like oh man I love they all have the thing thank you Michael thank you Mich
ael it's I you know that sounds like a a plotline for the office like Michael Scott would accidentally do that like yeah I have to bring it back without while still being cool uh so there's an update as of uh literally a couple uh weeks ago uh thanks for your kindness our ability to bring relief to others has multiplied many many times it is unbelievable we've been struggling over the past several months yet in the last 24 hours over uh 1,800 donations have been received at GoFundMe the largest
single day in our history we're astounded at the support we have been we have seen and this totally helps our effort kindly take a moment and share our campaign with friends co-workers and gentle Souls this will help us extend our reach to more people more often as of right now of reading this it's it's not far off from their goal but we'll post the link uh down below and um check it out yeah keep it going that was super meaningful of that guy to think of putting the link in there as well instea
d really it really turned out well and he you know on Reddit you don't know if something's going to go viral or not so basically it's almost like he did eat eat the money almost but didn't have to he yeah I mean it all it all see what he should have thought of should have said all this posted posted this all goes viral tons of donations and then he retracts it silently and he's like he's like I got my 1500 bag um this is this is one of the cool stories we've ever read oh my God yeah we'll post a
link we'll post a link you can be part of it too um you know um cool story so Harding that GoFundMe story gets me every time well next up Anthony's back and there's an office work worker being watched and she mentions Us in her next story reading her story it's crazy and a guy who just just wants to play Zelda in peace I can relate R true off my chest I don't think my boss knows that I know there's a camera in my office oh my God God holy sh um wow uh wait was this posted from smos was it suppo
sed from a smos employee luckily who has we don't have find out do they find out I will say I do want a little fun little oh this happened you know recently um oh yeah I uh over the course of a month I slowly hid fake bananas in Ian's office yeah um I I would tape them underneath things I would uh hide them stash them in his uh couch there was close to about 30 Bananas in his office um and they were in there for days and he had no idea that's actually why I wanted to buy smos again is cuz I want
ed to own those bananas yeah yeah specifically just the bananas well they're they're back in in my office oh good good I'm glad we own 30 F very okay they're fake they're like Styrofoam you know the ones that are like in like they'll last forever they'll be good forever yeah forever and they're an investment yeah I don't know where to start because I'm not even sure if this is weird or not it's weird it's already weird yeah I started at this new job not long ago and since the first day I've know
n there was a camera in my office I don't think it's necessarily weird to have cameras in an office setting there's cameras in all sorts of places for all kinds of reasons but the camera in my office isn't any sort of built-in fixture and my individual office room is the only office with the camera in it on my first day of the job I realized my boss was too aware of my actions he said something to me that threw me off and I knew he wouldn't have brought it up unless he had been watching me do do
something it was just too coincidental but it was casual at the same time so it wasn't a direct illusion to the camera he has uh but immediately after the incident I scanned around the room and I found a camera nestled into a cubby with a small wire that led into uh his adjacent office for my other boss has also indirectly responded to my actions in the group chat the few times I had spent an excessive amount of time on my phone were times that the uh Hey guys let me know if you guys need anyth
ing to work on I know things are slow messages would trickle in anything that seemed to hint at me being watched was also said or done Ambiguously enough that they weren't revealing anything about being able to see me as as if I'm not supposed to know I'm being watched and that's what is unsettling to me the camera is pointed directly at me not the door not the front of my desk not anywhere else that would make sense for security I've looked at everyone else's office and didn't see a single came
ra the camera is pointed specifically at me and I don't even deal with money or anything that could be stolen I don't know if I should bring this up I'm not entirely mad and I guess I understand the reasoning like making sure I'm on task or some it just bothers me a little that I I can be watching watched whenever and they never even disclosed that I feel like someone uh being constantly monitored has the right to know what that know that they are especially since I'm the only one being watched
like this I at least used it uh to my advantage because I at least know uh know not to be on my phone LOL so in the comments we can gleam uh that she states that she is a 22-year-old woman mhm if we feel that's yeah I was I was a little curious about um if it was a woman uh yeah I have a favorite part about all this yeah just how much time y are these people spending watching her y do nothing and complaining about her doing nothing it's that's management baby that's a being a manager is all abou
t you just watch other people work or not work I am kind of surprised at her reaction yeah how she is I'm actually like actually choed I I would I would just be like turn the camera yeah first thing I would turn the camera away and then see if it gets moved back yeah see if anyone says anything and be like hey you didn't disclose that that is illegal um if I moved it and I saw it get moved back I would then go to HR yeah like hey there's a camera in my office I moved it away it's keeps me gettin
g moved back this that's illegal it is illegal I I wonder I wonder if like I wonder if if it's like a trial that they r on like new employees should still be dis yeah yeah I either way it's gross like and I think a lot of companies nowadays are obsessed with productivity and efficiency and especially in the time of like remote work I I've heard of like companies like installing software on uh computers that will like track the person's productivity which is crazy because like I think humans have
always been as productive as ever but now we have technology to hold people to account so it's like even like back in the day you know like maybe in the 50s when when corporate office jobs were just starting I'm sure people weren't working you know nonstop from sitting down in their chair to leaving home right yeah and and now there's this expectation of like that's what it needs to be and you have to always be working and now we have technology to hold you to that account it's like it's scary
it's weird I also think creating a uh environment of distrust is not going to create trust employees and and everything and I think the best way for people to feel motivated to work is when they feel trusted when they feel respected when they feel like they can work at a pace that works for them as long as they get the work done you know that kind of thing but to say you need to always be working 100% of the time and I'm going to watch to make sure it's weird and I also feel like how you monitor
production is just like hey did you do your job you did it yeah I don't care you did it how you did it like you did it like we can see what needs to be done and if your job is to be the one to like make sure that somebody else is pulling the lever then that's a [ __ ] job yeah yeah you're the one without the job if you're sitting there just watching they're justifying their job by saying I'm monitoring the people and this is us having the the best Assumption of why they have we being very chari
table here extremely we yeah I mean yeah we haven't even like brushed the you know the fact that she's like a 22y old woman and it could be just a completely creepy awful reason the tough thing legally also is that we're in California I I the laws are a certain way here the laws are different per state different per country so I know I know audio you can't it's two- party consent so they probably they can't record the audio this is similar laws to to us here in California but video I guess might
be legal um I don't know but if that needs to be disclosed or not is the question still provides so much or it still brings so much distress oh my God it's still stupid as hell um I'm just I'm just like it's just so disappointing like hearing how okay with it this person is and I think that kind of gives you an idea of like where we are right now like like no it's fine I know I I I feel like if workers if people just drew a hard line about that I'm just like no never going to work in a situatio
n like that yeah um but I also know people like they get a job they're like I need this job but um so uh have some comments here any time you are finished with a task and waiting for another one spend excessive amounts of time staring into the camera someone else said yes yes and don't blink at all just stare vacantly directly into the camera uh someone else said is this your office place a nice plant slob in the way of the camera to decorate if the decoration is moved ask why someone else said
put a hard cover copy of 1984 no you know what would be epic is if you took a picture of yourself from that Vantage Point printed it out and then put it in front of the oh that's a super smart move we get a looping video Yeah of you just working always productive I thought you were going to say to put a a copy of a goatsy in front of it and then and put goatsy in front of it and then wait and all a sudden you hear from the next office oh my God and and they can't complain or else they have to ad
mit it right you he walks over vomit on his he's like you seem pretty busy spreading your [ __ ] sorry sorry sorry all right let's there's an update here oh God I wonder what what's going to happen I wasn't expecting so many responses I genuinely appreciate how concerned everyone is about whether or not I'm okay it makes me feel good knowing a lot of people care about a stranger's wellbeing being I've seen a lot of comments asking for an update so this is really the most I have of one nothing ha
s changed yet I haven't brought it up to them because part of me is wondering if they'll eventually remove it I was curious to see if they would ever bring it up themselves or if I could find a way to hint at the fact that I know I sort of want them to stay unaware that I know so I can see how they act in response to my actions to potentially call it out in the future the top comment is pretty funny about staring into the camera there were a few times where something ridiculous would happen with
something and I'd stare into the camera for a moment as if I was breaking the fourth wall L like what the show don't they think this is I don't think I'm going to bring it up just yet I actually really like working here I get along with my co-workers and they pay me decently for what I do for everyone asking yes I'm a woman I don't think this is as much of a sexual harassment case as it is just a micromanaging thing they haven't done or said anything to me to make me feel like they were hitting
on me just genuine politeness my guess for the camera is that they're maybe testing my integrity and seeing how much time I spend on my phone even out of view of other people which I could understand but wow I wish there was another way besides a camera on me there's been a few other micromanage things that have irked me a little but I still like my bosses in spite of that if something changes like if I start getting the vibe that this is becoming creepy I'll keep you guys updated oh and also a
few things I wanted to mention that a lot of people had ideas about you guys had good ideas by the way due to where it's at uh it would be really hard to cover the camera with anything I can't exactly reach it so I'd have to find something like maybe a wide shelf that would block view from underneath it the wire runs into my boss's office you can't see the wire from mine so I'd have to take a pick of it uh from inside his office so I don't know if I'm able to evidence collect too easily I'm als
o trying to be a bit vague with details because I got a little paranoid about the idea of my bosses somehow coming across this thread anyways I appreciate you guys and I'm sorry I don't have more thrilling update I'll let you know if anything changes um this this camera must be in a very obvious place I feel like and high up it must be if it's if it's really out in the open and just there then it's like okay they're not trying to hide it so weird to not say anything about it weird it's so weird
it sounds like at this point she's just curious to know what happens she's like she's so chill she's like time to go see that camera they're watching my every move yeah anyways anyway she kind of gave some details in the comments of what the camera looks like it's like rectangular sort of longer vertically than it is horizontally the lens doesn't poke outward it's flush with the rest of the body so from first glance it could be mistaken as a speaker I can't reach high enough to put something to
cover it and it's an abnormal place to decorate so it' be obvious I was trying to cover it it seems crazy to me to even try to cover it like yeah like if if if the job if she likes the job and the people are reasonable I think it's okay to just ask like what is that camera doing she play dumb if she's like not sure it's a camera if it's like oh it looks like a speaker just be like I was just so curious what is that yeah and then be like then be like oh I don't it is it it's strange though becaus
e I feel like the moment I don't know if it's because I'm a guy or is different because of any other reasons but I'd immediately be like is that a camera in my office I don't I feel like I would just ask right away I would feel so I wouldn't I wouldn't feel I'd be so out of my element if if I knew that there was a camera on me yeah yeah we don't know her work experience this could be new for her and she could be like oh this is normal for Corporate America think she might lose her job if she ask
s too yeah that's true threaten her livelihood intimidating so I don't know but uh hopefully she eventually asks I hope so for my benefit I want know I want to know you want the update I want to know do you remember the story there was a a woman a young woman who joined she started a new job and there was a camera in her office oh my God oh my God I watched this episode I don't remember this not the cameras she had a camera in her office and she kind of questioned it but she's like maybe they're
inactive but anytime she would like be done with her work and had nothing to do she would suddenly her boss would be like oh here's some work for you to do and she'd be like I think they're actively watching me in my office and she was like and she was like I it's not like a big deal like I don't really want to like raise a con conern like fear of losing our job what have they done to us as a society that we're just like it's okay yeah I think I think when you're in your early 20s and you find
the git land your first corporate gig you know you don't want to you don't want to bungle it by upsetting and all all the comments all the comments were like dude this is crazy you can't stand for this like talk to them about this get this figure this out so we talked about it here on the show and now there is an update yes uh so here we go yes uh update I don't think my boss knows that I no there's a camera in my office um okay uh there's no HR but the camera was removed thanks to it so as prev
iously stated I still never said anything about the camera I wasn't really comfortable with it but I got used to being conscious of my actions so they weren't seeing anything I didn't want them to there also isn't some sort of HR to talk to about this or anything like that but our it guy came in and he asked my boss about it I wasn't in the room so I didn't hear the entire conversation but the first thing I heard was my boss saying that the camera was there before my office ever was something ab
out using it to see the front door originally I guess that was a weird excuse to me though because I've been there for at least two months at this point and there's no way they could have accidentally watched me as much as it felt like they had been hearing the conversation out loud also confirmed beyond a shadow of a doubt that it was a camera and that I wasn't paranoid the IT guy must have felt some type of way about it because I didn't hear what he said but I heard my boss say something about
well it's not like I was just watching her in her office in a sort of quiet quieter sheepishly defensive way nobody said anything to me while they were removing it they took it from his side not mine but they instead put it where uh where it would be facing the front door this happened just over a week ago I haven't posted an update until now because I was waiting to see if the camera would be put back I really wanted to see if they were going to put it back a few days after it left because tha
t would have been wild but it's been over a week now the camera is still away from me it'll take some time before I stop feeling like I'm being watched all the time though I'm really curious what uh what the guy said to my boss whether he said something about it not being allowed or if he called it Flatout creepy haha but I'm glad he he did say something as it got resolved without me ever having to say anything I'd like to think the the Hilo key had my back I've still just been acting as if I've
never known and haven't said anything about it and work carries on also it's so wild that this story got put in a smos video holy [ __ ] I heard the news back to back first the hey smos just bought their Channel back at the the same time as hey your post is in a new smos video I made this post mostly to vent because I couldn't tell if I had the right uh the right to feel so weird about this situation because everyone in my personal Circle says it isn't that weird so it's so nice that so many st
rangers are validating how I feel to hear people talk about my experience on a public platform was a little surreal I won't lie this got so much more traction than I was ever expecting but it makes me feel better so thank you genuinely my experience feels validated and it feels heard and I feel better because of it I'm still going to stay at this job because I still like everyone here and I enjoy my field but now I'll be do uh doing it under a little less surveillance LOL the camera comes back I
'll let you know uh wow yeah so uh my boss apologized by putting a teddy bear in its place thankfully it's always there yeah sorry about that old camera thing uh but I hear you're a big fan of cameras so we got you one right here what was that it said I love you there's one comment uh here uh I saw this post from the smos pit Channel I did like the many comments on the last post include uh including staring into the camera I hope they'll do an update video and we'll all be famous here been watch
ing them since uh 66 2013 and still watching them today as for the op I'm glad the camera is gone for now you'll let us know if it returns your boss saying well it's not like I was just watching her in her office kind of sounds like they're lying and have been watching you the whole time try bringing it up next time you're called into their office I want to hear the Deets now uh op responded I was absolutely flabbergasted seeing it on the smos channel they were the OG famous YouTubers it was coo
l to see them responding to my story and talking about me I do still check the office for cameras because I still get paranoid but so far so good if I ever bring it up to them I'm definitely making an update uh yeah if there's ever a camera if you suspect suspect there's a camera watch some smos videos in your office yeah and see see if your boss brings it up uh yeah can you can you put your boss on the camera real quick uh we just want to talk to him uh you know what's funny is they're they're
like stoked that we read this this post on on uh on this video I'm also a little star struck that we got mentioned in a Reddit I don't know I feel so special I feel seen yeah it actually feels trippy cuz I've been a lurker on Reddit for like years and years so to see like just to be mentioned on like a random subredit not the smos subreddit like that's know that's that's makes sense but it's weird that's funny it's absolutely wild it's sort of like we've we've reached documentary territory where
like the aspect of by observing something you are now changing it there's no such thing as like pure observation um you know like being in observed in your office via a camera and how you can't work normal anymore um I don't know what y'all said on the first episode but I do just want to say to any body out there who feels like something's a little bit off with your work situation even if it's your first job you're just like I don't know if this is how it's supposed to be you got to trust your
gut and stick up for yourself and I know it's hard I know it's hard but we are controlled through the fear of like well I guess we'll take your employment in a way like you are in the right and there's no other way that that would be excusable even if it was just like left over from another office can you imagine like oh my God why is there this like pit of like meat slurry it's like oh sorry this used to be a butcher shop and we changed it we forgot to remove that pit of meat in the corner like
right it doesn't that doesn't apply yeah cuz at the very least she she didn't even feel like she could ask the question you should be able to go and be like hey is that a camera in my office am I being watched and I'm sorry you felt that way like it's not your fault you didn't do anything wrong this is all but we gotta say good guy it yeah good guy all right I'm glad she has a Tim I'll say this neutral guy it because unless you're actively working to fix the problem like reporting the dude you'
re just sort of letting things know it's still been a couple days but it's just like what a weird thing for the boss to be like it's not like I was watching her or anything like have like defend like why the camera I don't know it's just so weird CR TVs on the walls he's just like yes good nothing nothing nothing OD it's weird it sounds the camera was there be before it was in office cuz they moved the front door on a count at it wasn't in office before cuz they moved the front door and that's w
hy it was there I wasn't watching her to this whole all this point she said I couldn't tell if I had the right to feel so weird about this situation because everyone in my personal Circle says it isn't that weird that's insane uh guys this is that's weird that's insane there's no if you have your own personal office somewhere they're not allowed to record you in it or at the very least without look at least without them telling you like that them to try to keep it a secret is makes it all super
weird no and it's very clear from from the get-go of this one and what the boss is saying that it was weird it was not professional in any sort of means I can't believe yeah that is sad that her personal circle's like yeah it's not weird yeah on that on to that end original poster um I'm so glad that you're enjoying smash videos thank you so much you get a snack we want to talk to your friends real quick good if anything happens to her it's on you I yeah I look I mean I I do know a lot of people
and I I contend to be the type of person that like lets things slide that I'm just like if it's happening to me I'll be like oh yeah whatever but but no it's weird that's a weird thing and you have to stand up for it because um and I know it's scary but like if you even if it's okay for you then it might happen for someone else and it just you normalize that behavior and you need to call it out um it is scary though yeah I'm trying to think of like a situation where like employees would think i
t's okay and like normal to be filmed and I guess it's like I'm guessing like because this person's young their friends are young they probably they might work in service Industries where there's security cameras right like and like yeah if you're working as like a cashier or whatever like there's often times security cameras so that's probably the context in which they're thinking but in an office environment there's no reason to be filming a person in their cubicle that's I do think it's freak
y I could see if I was in my early 20s new to the workforce like in a new job I wouldn't question things like you wouldn't you I I I could see myself being that way but if something makes you uncomfortable you need to feel you have the right to at least ask about it I I do think we'd be remiss though if we didn't bring this up like we are three cismen um the original poster is a woman right yes there is an aspect there of like power Dynamic difference and like you know we might not think like oh
we're being watched it's creepy but like if you're a young woman in the workplace absolutely there is a real possibility that a boss could be creeping on you like not that it doesn't happen to men but like it's just more of like a society has shown you this can already happen a bunch kind of thing you know right I I I was just saying for anyone who's young and in the in the work workspace you just go oh this must be how this workspace is and it's like was more of a general comment not Shane of
course of course I want to preface this I don't know what is going to be in the story I do want to preface I did take the day off of work here when Zelda came out I did call off of work I was like I'm not going in and I played Zelda for an unhealthy amount of time yeah I felt awful good you should that's good that you did that but I have all five sages now good okay shut good okay go so Zelda 2 to the kingdom came out today on Nintendo switch and I have been looking forward to and planning for t
his game for years Zelda has always held a place in my heart where I can escape the mundane of daily life especially as an adult who works a full-time job pays the bills Etc I hear you yeah dude word oh my goodness reeba now okay no kids in the household it's just me and my wife starting six or so months ago I told my wife that when this game comes out I would essentially become a Hermit and go into a hole for the entire weekend of its release I would eat sleep breathe Zelda I continued to reite
rate to her my plans every time the topic came up and even more so as the game got closer to release I took time off of work as I put this on my work calendar as soon as I knew the launch date yeah that's what you do smart fast forward to earlier this week I reminded her again that I would essentially disappear this weekend to do what I want to do which is to play the new game all weekend she then plans a movie night with a bunch of neighbors for tonight on launch day I made sure to clean clean
up the house do the dishes and even did like four loads of laundry and reorganized the linen closet in preparation for this weekend the time for the party rolled around and I took a break from playing made all the popcorn and set everything up in our home theater for her and then went back to playing my game as guests showed up I welcomed them in and showed them the way to the theater room and continued to play my game when the movie was over I greeted them again as I as they left and then I hel
ped clean up the kitchen on another short break fast forward to now my wife is mad at me for playing my game downstairs while she hosted the movie night alone she said it was weird and stupid that I couldn't uh carve out a couple hours for this movie night it's just a stupid video game she is saying I reminded her that I made my plans for this weekend months ago and that what I did doesn't contradict what I've been telling her I would do for months now so am I the [ __ ] for playing my new game
while she hosted the movie night wow look man it's not a stupid game is it don't you think it's a it's not a stupid game you see Ganondorf gor Ganondorf literally glided all over his got to understand the spirit of raru is in his arm and it's attached to link and he's got to he's got to sa okay okay okay you got to build an airplane you have to build war machines it's very interesting that this partner had been hearing for months that this guy was going to do this and then conveniently planned a
night at their house yeah the of the opening honey why can't you come to this movie night meanwhile he's building a catapult to launch a Koro across SP torturing cororo sorry I'm torturing cororo um he did tell her for months yeah she had many opportunities to say if she had said months ago like Hey I what like okay I understand you're going to play it all weekend could we at least do something on like can we do one thing that weekend like can we do like what if I plan if I plan one thing is it
okay if we do one thing but he was also he was like he wasn't absent no he did a lot of did far more than the minimum this guy is I I will I can relate to that too because I feel a lot of guilt playing video games even if I'm completely by myself if I play for like an hour or two I definitely have to like get up and kind of like do something yeah to just kind of be like all right I'm doing something take take a little break and then it's like all right now I've earned myself more time uh but he
's doing tons of stuff and he's greeting him and he's saying goodbye he just was like hey I'm sure a bunch of the guests were like yeah dude I totally get it there's probably one guy in the movie theater that's like this is like the inverse of what I said earlier where the title sounds like so tame and then it's just a sociopath and this one I was expecting something a lot worse like this is a party that she'd been planning for a long time and it was a very big event that they had and he just li
ke sequestered himself away for like days didn't communicate it like he was doing so much and he was like hey this is really important to me this is something that I've been waiting for I just want to really have this time and then he's still he's cleaning he's preparing for it he's popping popcorn he's greeting people like I was expecting him to truly not acknowledge anyone he did a ton of stuff he did yeah he technically hosted he he borderline hosted he did hosts do at restaurants brings them
in and says goodbye yeah also how much hosting do you have to if it's a movie night you turn the movie on you didn't giggle with me at the movie Parks he could just have pretended he could have just sat up at the top of the the or back he's like I'm going to sit in the back and then laugh or just have your switch there like if it's like you need the the noises comments uh not the [ __ ] six months of repeatedly warning her uh should have really gotten the message over uh uh ETA after some thoug
ht uh I'm beginning to wonder if this was premeditated did she do this just to mess up your Zelda weekend with with malice uh if so why is this some kind of power play I don't care about your Zelda weekend you're going to do what I want um um yeah um yeah that's what I thought I got that web too yeah well you know Ganon spreads malice all over the place too really who is who is G well Ganon Calamity Ganon is breath of the wild but Ganondorf is the gudo form of Ganon uh from ancient times that wa
s sealed away he's okay he so which one is is Mario and Luigi another comment says uh you're not the [ __ ] you had important plans for you that you were clear about for a long time and which were dictated by the date of release you didn't stop her having a movie night even assisted in elements of it despite having these pre-arranged important plans being disrupted to do so you were more than reasonable and she was actually pretty disrespectful to you and is still being disrespectful she's not a
cknowledging video games because she thinks they're silly which is not the point they're important to you and it isn't as though they are controlling your life this was a particular event for which you planned I don't like video games my husband does when a new game is release that he's excited about he sets aside time to play it and that's fine with me I'm even happy for him to tell him uh to tell me about the game why because this is his thing and it means something to him I've I've even found
a couple of games I am okay with uh to play with him that's what you do in a relationship yeah I think this even hearkens back to the fanfiction thing of like if if your partner loves something it's like it doesn't matter what the thing is it's their importance to them and as long as it's not out of hand and like you know spilling over into other parts of life that making things hard then that's okay and and you should like cherish that they have this this hobby like he seems like he has a very
healthy understanding of it yeah he's a better man than I if I had been planning this for months and then out of nowhere she was like oh going to do a movie night i' been like good luck good luck I told you about it you knew I wanted to do it you knew it was important to me yeah look I told you the room I told you yeah if you give someone six months notice and they don't say anything MH I I don't know what to tell you yeah it it it feels it feels a little weird and premeditated it yeah and vide
o games should be taken seriously like I like yeah it doesn't matter what it is if the partner is passionate about it that's all that matters but like I I think that there is there is an unhealthy thing but like with gaming or there's a very healthy like like people it's a great hobby it's not like just we aren't just around he even clarifies in the comments that the only games he ever does this for is Zelda so the last time he did this was breath of the wild which was 6 years ago so it's not so
mething he does regularly he's like hey this is a special event for me I I just feel like it would be treated I do think video games get a bad rap and it would be treated differently if it was like a basketball game or a football game he's like oh the game is on it's like oh the game is on people would be like oh the game is on but it's because it's video games they go oh well that's unhealthy and bad it's like this is really similar kind of a similar thing happened to me when I skipped um my br
other's wedding to play RuneScape for 15 hours straight okay it was like the same everybody was so mad at me and I was like look like I really needed to do maybe you should go a Reddit with that maybe you should put you should post that on Reddit yeah I think I'm going to do it yeah wow the fador massacre right exactly um um well I'm glad we ended on that one cuz that was a much lighter note so silly ending on Zelda stuff is great what a guy I want to meet him I know I want to meet this guy a be
er withy let's get a brusi what if it's Tim what if Tim is married and we didn't know cuz Tim is dead serious about Zelda y it's R mic Laughlin yeah yeah I'm big man love Zelda I'm a big zilda uh all right well thank you guys for being here thank you for being on this roller coaster wow what a journey holy was crap do I get a stick of deodorant when I leave Irish Spring right over there am I the [ __ ] for purchasing my guy his dream birthday present and outshining his girlfriend in the process
let's go let's get up let's go love this one okay my guy friend Tom has been one of my best friends since College we're in our mid 20s now and are both currently in committed relationships with long-term Partners I've never had feelings for Tom nor has he ever had feelings for me since College Tom has been a huge uh watch fanatic two months ago he was showing me this stunning vintage watch and made an off-hand comment about how he would die of Joy if he somehow got his hands on one very coincide
ntally I was in New York City a few weeks ago and stumbled upon this watch store and just so happened to have the exact one Tom wanted it was expensive I won't lie at about $2,500 but I decided to get it for his 25th birthday to me it was basically fate LOL my boyfriend and I do very well financially so this was something that I could personally afford and wanted to buy for Tom especially knowing how happy it would make him Tom has a tradition of hosting a dinner party at his place for his birth
day and then following that up with cake and gift opening I told him before the dinner that my gift was a huge surprise and asked if he could save it for last and he agreed his girlfriend ends up going first and she gets him this gorgeous sweater that she crocheted her for him how I know it was a sweater I literally in my mind was like it's going to be a sweater sorry and a book that he's been wanting which I thought was super thoughtful and lovely last it was my gift when he opened it and saw w
hat it was he literally screamed hopped over a bunch of people and squeezed me in this huge bear hug I was so happy to see him happy it genuinely filled me with so much joy he even got emotional and I saw him swipe a few tears he also said that it was the best gift he'd ever received the whole time his girlfriend was only slightly smiling and stayed quiet the next morning I got a text from his girlfriend that essentially said that uh although she appreciated my thoughtful gift she thought that i
t was a bit out of touch and lacking awareness she admitted that Tom had also told her about the watch and she wanted to get it for him but it was way out of her budget she accused me of knowing this I had no idea and still getting it to rub it in her face and to outshine her she finished by saying how she felt like I had overstepped a boundary by getting the gift and would appreciate me not doing anything similar to it again in the future I responded and told her that while I could see her poin
t of view I was just trying to do a nice thing for a close friend of mine I asked her wouldn't you rather he gotten the gift and seen the happiness that it brought him than him not getting it at all she responded that that happiness was only shared between me and Tom and no one else and that she felt hurt by my actions only my boyfriend knows about this and he's on my side but thinking through it all again I do see how I could have overstepped but my boyfriend says that it's not my job to apolog
ize for her insecurities so I might the ask [ __ ] here so the verdict was not the [ __ ] MH um which I fully see because you know I at least from from her point of view she was she's financially well off and she's known this person for a long long time and knew exactly a gift he wanted and got it for her um and I I the girlfriend clearly feeling very insecure does not have the same financial situation cannot afford that gift feels very threatened and probably SE that her boyfriend freaked out w
ay more for this gift than hers um that that's that's why I'm just like Ah that's that's tough but I also see why Reddit said not the [ __ ] and this is one of those rare situations where like nobody is the [ __ ] but there is an asterisk because a few things could have been handled a bit better like I can understand absolutely why the girlfriend would have these feelings of like disappointment and almost like shame of like well I couldn't get him that I couldn't do that for him like even if we
can logically piece apart like well you shouldn't like you know they're in a different situation you might still feel bad seeing your boyfriend get that happy over someone else's gift that being said she loses a little bit of my sympathy when she starts to espouse um intent to it where it's like you did this to rub it in my face you did this to make me feel silly like that's too much for me similarly you know the the boyfriend like the best friend um who got the watch you know he needs to make h
is girlfriend feel appreciated in other ways like if he's jumping over the table being like love this this is the best gift I got so far today and my life like you're the most important person to me right now I never cry here the tears the crochet I've never been emotionally available before but for years it's like [Music] that's after like after she spent time crocheting a sweater you can't say this right here is the best gift I've ever never going to read a book again not even the one my girlf
riend got me I hate books and I hate sweaters that are crochet this is you I think I disagree with sorry were you done no I was just listening for you I think I disagree with it her not being the [ __ ] if if it is true that the girlfriend also knew about the watch and that they had talked about it that the friend knew about the yes uh no that okay so the that that cuz she accused her of is knowing oh yeah yeah yeah I know okay you know what you're saying that the friend knew that the girlfriend
also knew about the watch but couldn't yes I think then she's an [ __ ] but I think that could have been like something said out of emotion I don't know but I also think that's my the only two cats I have about this cuz I don't think this girl wanted to intentionally make her feel that way unless she knew that the other that the girlfriend wanted to buy him the watch and couldn't afford it then I think it's kind of an [ __ ] move or I do think it's kind of even if your gift's amazing I think it
's kind of weird to be like my gift lasts I that is also Weir okay that's the thing that I did feel a little weird about of being like Oh open up my gift last cuz mine's the she knew that's true she knew her gift was the best and I will say look it's one of those things where I'm not trying to be like oh they're the [ __ ] for this but I know my own rules in my own head and if I'm giving a gift to someone I'm not trying to outshine their partner or the people who are like maybe the closest to th
at like I do think what also we see that does happen and I've lived in La a long time I've had friends who are super rich people lose touch of like their that just becomes normal to them so 20 clearly $2,500 is not that insane for her if she can just be like you know what I decided to do it why not like I I'll do this and you lose touch with like oh that's an obscenely large amount of money for some people people they're going to be like well cool I could never get that gift and that feels like
shoot you have the ability to make my boyfriend happy in ways that I can't and it's not a romantic thing it's it's just of like God dang like oh you can affect him in ways I can't because I can't afford it I think it's an intimacy thing I think it happens not just with money but with time like I've had a friend who I like one of my best friends who I've been friends with for so long and I can get her a gift that means more to her than her current partner if her and her current partner have only
been dating a little bit and I know this person and I can outdo them and that's kind of uncomfortable when it's like a birthdays are weird especially for people in relationships cuz sometimes it's like the person who they're dating needs to show that they are the one that loves you the most and they win you like it gets weird and subtextual andd if it wasn't for the the thing of like open mind last I agree I would I would feel different I would feel I don't know why that one's that's rubbing me
the wrong way cuz it does make it a little competitive it's what makes it finally like clear that they were like I know for a fact this is the best and I want to see you have the biggest reaction to this and like to your point Angela if this person the gift buyer did know that the girlfriend was aware of the watch as well and it wasn't about outshining anyone there could have also been a situation where it's like you know hey I found the watch I know it's too expensive do you want to chip in thi
s amount because money doesn't matter together and it could be from us there's some important info here okay uh in the comments uh info what was the average dollar value of the other gifts he got you said you didn't know it would be a better gift were the other gifts there also averaging 2 to 3K each uh op responded he got a painting that was probably between 2 to 4K might have been more expensive than mine he got another that was probably close to $1,000 Jesus well no wonder the people are load
ed they're 25 getting gifts like that my God he got a painting and his girlfriend gave him my crochet sweater I they're all from the Hamptons these are I I think they must be because being 25 and getting a painting that's $1,000 dollar for your birthday that's bro holy crap and also like I'll say this too like I've gotten bigger gifts for friends before nothing even close to anywhere like in the $500 R like hell no that's insane but like anytime I've gotten a gift for somebody that I feel is lik
e bigger than the situation average I've done it privately and I've been like hey you don't have to tell people about this like I want you to have this like it's that's it CU it's then it's a true gift then it's a gift and you're not being like if you're trying I want to go last if you're giving a gift yeah if someone did if someone gave me a gift and and I felt there was an element of like wanting spectacle I would feel a little yucky I would feel a little weird about it I also just kind of fee
l weird I I guess I for my birthdays I haven't done this in a long time of like really Gathering and opening the gifts in front of everyone I I I know I thought the same I baby shower I feel like adults all the adults I know it's kind of like oh thank you for the gift and it's kind of like you do that kind of separately and I I kind of like that cuz it doesn't make it a competition there's so much obligation also like when people are watching you I don't know how to react and see genuinely be li
ke wow like I'm like is it too much is it too little it's very intense so under a microscope there's the sweater curse uh okay here hold on uh although the existence of this effect remains uncertain it is a common belief amongst the knitting population and several plausible and non-exclusive mechanisms for the sweater curse have been suggested within knitting periodical and books uh unlu unlucky timing knitting a sweater takes a long time and the relationship dies of natural causes during its ma
king cat natural causes like uh Catalyst for analyzing the relationship giving or receiving a significant gift such as a sweater may cause either The Giver or receiver to evaluate the relationship for example the gift may seem too intimate too domestic or too binding to the significant other it can be seen as a signal that makes them realize that the relationship is not reciprocal prompting them to end the relationship before it involves obligations so with the sweater curse being something we'r
e aware of now maybe the girlfriend giving him the sweater was such a big deal cuz she knows about the sweater curse she knows this could be the determining factor of whether they stay together or not she gives him the sweater and then she sees him get way more excited about another gift from some someone else she this the sweater curse is taking effect they're going to break up I also want to I want to bring up like the sweater curse specifically not to get too far you know left field here but
it could be that when you receive a sweater and you see that your partner has spent a lot of time crocheting you're like that's a boring hobby done by Boring people and you're like oh no I'm kidding I'm kidding I'm kidding over there just like come on man I just wanted to see Shane's reaction that's it that is wild so also knowing that I I I am not familiar with crocheting but I'm assuming this took a long time to crochet a sweater so as opposed to everyone else spent thousands of dollars on the
ir gifts for this guy don't forget she got him the book too yeah um but she spent a lot of time on this uh I'm assuming days worth of time days worth months worth of time yeah and also like to get that measurement right I can't imagine like cuz she had to really she had to look at pictures of his armpits oh to figure that out that's what it is um uh other comments here not the [ __ ] you weren't thinking of how to hurt her you just wanted a nice gift for your friend your boyfriend is right you d
on't need to apologize for her insecurities someone else said I think yes someone said someone said I think yes you are a bit the [ __ ] especially since you specifically wanted it to be opened last because you assumed your gift would be the best that hubris alone icks me out but honestly the birthday boy is the biggest [ __ ] here as he said that it was the best gift he's ever received in front of his girlfriend who gave him a handmade gift and who knows how many other gifts she's given him tha
t's true you're the [ __ ] out a party you say this is the best gift ever don't say that [ __ ] at a party you're already making people sit and watch you open Thousand Gifts it's it's real there's a lot of stuff that I'm just like this just isn't my crowd not at all just not my crowd I will say I had an x one time give me um uh like a needle point uh Triforce that she made and I still have it cuz I'm just like it was so like I realized the amount of time she put into it and it was it's one of my
favorite gifts stuff and I'm like that stuff is supposed to matter so if you are looking at a material good being like this is way better than like he is the [ __ ] uh someone said I'd say no one's the [ __ ] both povs are valid she was right to make the gift and the girlfriend had valid reasons to be upset not being in the position financially to make a similar gift feeling outshined op next time you find something special and expensive team up with the girlfriend and make a shared gift that's
the way to become a bridesmaid instead of being barred from the wedding yeah there there's a lot of stuff I think my feeling about this story is that the intentions and and even a lot of the the end results aren't the problem it's how people went about a lot of it that I'm like this could have all happened exactly the same but yall could have done it a little little better and you know what he up cuz now he can't wear that watch without hurting his girlfriend's feelings oh you are so right if I
saw that watch him it would be like and even if it's even if it's even if it's July and it's 90° out he needs to wear that sweat and he better read that book the next day yeah yeah oh God you're so right well there's no way they're still together at this point there's no way so this is a I've been told this is a high school throwback oo am I the [ __ ] for exposing my future sister-in-law for bullying me in high school at a family event that's epic let let's ride these are so great let's ride t
hese are awesome they're awful but they're awesome in high school I used to be friends with this girl anuka we were close until junior year when I discovered she had been spreading false rumors of about me however even after I stopped being friends with her she continued to make up lies about me and made my life hell right up until we graduated we went to different universities I'm in my mid and I'm in my mid 20s now my older brother Carter uh went to the same University as anuka recently he ann
ounced that he had gotten engaged to his girlfriend our family was happy for him but we were we were surprised at the same time since we didn't know he was dating anyone he said he'd introduce her at an upcoming family party the party rolled around and guess who walked in uh the door with Carter anuka I honestly thought I was hallucinating and I felt sick seeing her again Carter left anuko with some relatives then came over to me and asked to talk we went to another room and Carter explained he'
d met anuka at a party and didn't recognize her but it was love at first sight but after he found out her full name he realized it was the same anuka who spread lies about me he confronted her and she claimed to not remember me or anything she did I don't recall uh he he let it go because he really liked her he then it's as simple as that he let it go cuz she was really hot she had three titties he then pleaded with me to be nice to her since she didn't remember what she had done and that she wa
s a good person I just told him I needed a moment to myself to process everything when I eventually went back to the party I decided I would ignore her I didn't say anything rude I just didn't talk to her or acknowledge her she didn't talk to me or acknowledge me either but when we sat down to eat all hell broke loose one of my aunts asked me how I felt about my brother getting married I tried changing the subject but she kept pressing so I eventually snapped and said something like I actually d
on't feel great about it considering his future wife bullied me and never apologized everyone turned to look at anuka she just started crying and ran out of the room Carter went after her and they left early the rest of the night was chaotic because everyone was asking me what happened I told them later Carter called me and said I was a horrible person for embarrassing anuka in front of the whole family and I was being petty over High School drama he demanded I apologized to her I refused and sa
id he was the awful one one for blindsiding me with this and that if she never bothered to reach out and apologize for what she did while she while they were dating I wasn't going to let it go now that they were engaged he kept insisting that she didn't remember and she can't apologize for something she doesn't remember but I think that's [ __ ] I ended up hanging up on him the way I see it I was asked a direct question and I provided a direct answer also I don't think I have any obligation to c
over for her when she made my life hell especially when she's obviously lying about not remembering am I the [ __ ] uh and there's an edit here I can't believe I have to add this but random people are messaging me about privacy so I just want to say that the names in the story are fake I named anuka after a character in a movie and Carter after a character in a book John Carter from Mars yeah John Carter from from Get Carter from Get Carter so uh yeah she remembers also yeah not remembering some
thing doesn't mean you're not guilty yeah you didn't do it if this was a real thing and I was in I was a lawyer in court with someone who was being charged with something I would just be like um your honor Bon and then I'd be like he has Amnesia he doesn't remember mhm can't go to jail that that was legitimately so that's like one of my yeah being drunk with being excus sorry I was drunk I don't remember oh you're right you didn't do the C the it's like it was like the Justin Bieber deposition t
ape or something like that and he just keeps going like guess what I don't recall oh yes that was viral yeah and so like it it's like the reaction of me like guess what I don't recall uh he was like the little smarmiest oh dude yeah I mean I have heard that uh high school girls are like literally the meanest things ever made yeah like like I like literally like I I didn't I didn't really experience it cuz like you know not school well I wasn't interacting with him a lot truthfully but like you k
now but like all my friends like since they you know they would they would tell me stories of like you know their girl friends in high school and they'd be like oh they were they were satanic like they were awful awful awful people so yeah High School boys are too it's it's just different Ty it's a very it's such different kinds of of of it so there's a comment here info what were the rumors she spread it's kind of hard to decide if your reaction was appropriate without knowing exactly how bad t
he incident was that's true that's fair that's fair let's see she okay she spread rumors about me sleeping around with a lot of different guys including people who were in relationships at the time none of that was true I didn't even kiss a guy until I was a senior in college oh that's vile that's vile that's one of the most messed up things that you can do to someone bro it's yeah uh someone else said her running out crying is already showing manipulating signs not the [ __ ] she should have ap
ologized when she met your brother or even at the Gathering yeah not is she an [ __ ] she's like like a well-known now from her behavior I would be like oh you're a bad person but you're also not a smart person because a smart person would get ahead of the ball that's rolling down the hill to their face they would call the sister and be like hey I know you know me and I know you I'm in love with your brother like let's handle this before I have to meet the family and like we make a thing it's ea
sy it's true though this is so easily fixed cuz at this point there this is past college all she had to do was was they dating he needs to tell his family that he's dating someone or like dating someone seriously and going to be engaged and then she could have been like hey can I talk to your sister I was I was horrible to your sister in college but she didn't bring it up to the brother and then but now she's doing this whole thing and it's like it shows she's the same person yeah and the brothe
r is like like not looking at the situation the right way cuz look you admitting that you were a bad person and like okay you can change no you're telling me that you don't remember those years when you were a bad person I remember in fifth grade when I accidentally said your head's too big to a kid bro I feel bad still you're telling me for years you were making up consistent intricate rumors about someone and you're going to forget that makes you look worse than if you were just the [ __ ] I s
till feel bad in uh I think it was fourth grade I was talking to a kid in class and and and he I was like what's your favorite movie and he was like uh Jason X and I I never I I'd never seen Jason X but I I had only heard that it was a bad movie and I I like laughed to like a couple I was like your favorite movie is Jason X that's so dumb and I still feel bad about it and then I eventually watched it and I was like okay I can see why he liked that movie so much is that when he's in space yeah ye
ah and I was like I could fully understand why a fourth grader that's where he like freezes someone and smashes them on the thing yeah I was like you know what that is pretty sick I respect it so I feel bad and uh if he's watching this and you remember I'm sorry no no you only apologize if you date his sister okay okay then I'll apolog the only time uh I want to talk about the the insanity of like fabricating a rumor from like nothing it's pretty insane yeah it's pretty nuts just like fully like
you know no like I don't know like I don't have a brain for that if you wen't even kissing anyone like maybe like you know I'm not saying it's okay but like you know if someone's making out with someone like oh dude like I heard they did more also no no like and this doesn't justify it but in high school of like oh was were you dating someone she liked or were you was there something like there's no no even what's the motive just pure evil yeah what it could have been is a guy that anuka liked
liked op that's the only motive I can she's like an unknowing bander she op had just just unfortunate bystander didn't do anything but just happened to have the attention of some that otherwise she's just crazy and there are people like that that are just crazy what if anuka was in love with op and didn't and wanted her all to herself that's also an option who knows that's a really long journey you have to go through the brother that you're going to marry in order to get to the sister that you m
ade fun of I'm just throwing it out there sounds hot someone else said not the [ __ ] I suggest in very Earnest seriousness to your brother that if she does not remember perhaps she needs a full medical workup I mean it's very concerning it's concerning that your brother recognized her name as your bully so he remembered but somehow your bully does not because his next argument will be that it didn't happen or you're too sensitive or you can't take a joke do your parents remember as clearly your
brother recognize the name anuka bullying you are they on your side my parents remember anuka and they're mostly on my side because they witnessed firsthand how bad it was Carter was already in college at that point but they're still pressuring me to apologize to keep the peace I honestly think they're just ex they're just so excited about Carter getting married that they're willing to look past what happened and dismiss it because it happened almost 10 years ago such parental Behavior we're ju
st happy as getting married look he's not you've always known you're the smarter one uh op said in the comments I would have maybe maybe been willing to make peace with anuka had he informed me beforehand and she apologized but I don't really care if she's embarrassed at this point someone else said uh so your family didn't ask for the fiance's name before meeting her really uh she said they did many times but Carter insisted on keeping everything a surprise I can see why now uh and that that co
mmenter said ah so so he is manipulative just like her I wrote in another comment that they deserve each other and yeah this seals it yeah that's some weird [ __ ] surpris I surpris you with my entire what's your name no no no I I'd have to be okay no confirm she's human please yeah that that's weird guess what he he didn't remember he didn't you're right am I the [ __ ] for refusing to go to my friend's boyfriend's party after she demanded to approve my outfit okay uh this a 29-year-old woman u
h my friend Kate 28 has a boyfriend Jamie 29 whom she has been with for nearly three years we met Jamie on a night out and I would say that although he's Kate's boyfriend I consider him a friend we share an interest in a particular sport that we text about sometimes and if I have a spare Hospitality ticket to one of the sporting fixtures what we just we're just curious what the sport is a particular sport that I won't talk about I think it's pickle ball and they're just they're just embarrassed
that's that's possible sorry to interrupt uh no it's okay uh uh well we text about it sometimes and if I have a spare Hospitality ticket to one of the sporting fixtures I will sometimes invite Jamie to go uh I'm B I'm guessing based on the language used here it's got to be either Cricket or soccer Hospitality like uh to to one of the sporting fixtures I just I don't get the secrecy anyway Jam's 30th is coming up and jimie and Kate planned a big party and I peripherally helped out with Logistics
when asked a few days ago Kate texted me she asked if I wouldn't mind toning down my look for the party and if I could send her a picture of what I was planning to wear I asked her what this meant and after asking several times if she really had to say it she asked if I could dress verbatim basically what I would consider frumpy because she really didn't want to be out shown at her own boyfriend's birthday party when I didn't reply right away she went on to say that she wanted Jaime's full atten
tion that night which she wouldn't get if I showed up dressed properly I was a bit annoyed by what she was implying so I said if I was going to be so much of a concern for her I'd rather just politely decline the invitation Kate freaked out saying I was being immature by not coming just because I couldn't steal the spotlight I said it wasn't about that it was about her making me responsible for whether or not I draw her boyfriend's attention which is something I've never tried to do nor done as
far as I'm aware she then said it was really important to Jamie that she stand out because his friends and colleagues would be there I just told her that again if she was so worried I was going to be distracting everyone I'd rather not come than feel humiliated from now until the event I said I would send her Jaime's gift and she could tell him I wasn't why I wasn't coming I guess she didn't tell him uh the reason because Jamie messaged me saying he knows I'm booked the night of the party but he
'd really like it if I could be there and asked if I could reorganize so I could come I hadn't replied but I got a message from Kate saying she knows jimie is trying to get me to come and please could I just put my pride aside and come to the party I asked if she was going to ditch the outfit policing but she said no so I said I would not be coming she didn't reply but I've since received a couple of texts from mutual friends saying that while her request her request is ridiculous Katie is aware
of that she's just desperate to be seen a certain way and even if it's pathetic I would probably feel the same way in her shoes other friends I've told who don't know Kate say I should not bow to the pressure and that she's nuts for even asking and I don't disagree but also I feel bad skipping the party when it's Jim's birthday and he asked specifically that I come so should I be going um oh that's so sad know I'm just sad I'm sad for this person insecure in either about herself or herself in t
he relationship it's just like maybe maybe Jam's maybe Jamie said something yeah I mean we can only Wonder for now but um you know either way it's not her fault she did nothing wrong and it's it's not even it doesn't like she just straight up dressing however she wants to dress that's such an unfair thing to ask because you know even though it's Jim's birthday party she she's like maybe jimie has cool friends maybe there's like you you you don't want to dress to to tell someone to dress frumpy i
s crazy that's crazy that's a crazy ask um there's some comments here not the [ __ ] a friend that demands you look bad just to make themselves look good isn't a great friend you aren't responsible for her self-esteem she needs to find ways to feel better about herself that doesn't involve dictating what others wear she's too old for this middle middle school BS straight up yeah it's like that's not the answer if she's worried about her boyfriend being into someone else she needs to talk to him
and that needs to be between them don't make it that other person's fault uh so uh a comment or uh questioned the legitimacy of op's Friendship with with Jamie uh and uh the the boyfriend right and op responded yeah we're really friends I'm married so even if he was single I wouldn't be and even if we were both single he wouldn't be my type and I've known Kate long enough that she should know that that's yeah um someone else said holy cow Kate needs therapy she's so insecure she thinks her marri
ed friend is a threat to her relationship what the [ __ ] um someone else said I suspect Kate does know Jamie isn't your type and that you aren't really interested in him I think there's a strong possibility that you're Jaime's type though and he's carrying out a bit of a torch for you uh these people are definitely English uh someone's uh she responded I really hope not I was with my husband the night we met Jamie he actually came over with his boss who was trying to hit on me LOL that would be
crazy if he had liked me from from then knowing I was taken uh there's an update okay all right all right I'm ready let me brace the party hasn't happened yet okay the the friend requested she dressed frumpy she declined she said she's not going to go J Jamie texts her being like why aren't you coming can you reorganize and come to the party I'm going to just throw out a guess I think Jim's going to confess that he has feelings for her oh interesting H I think I think it's going to be that situ
ation I think yeah maybe they broke up and Janie Jan's going to show up to her door with a sign yeah says marry me it's a good guess I want op to show up uh bombshell hell yeah full out be like look that's awesome screw you I'm at your party I look okay update a week later first of all thanks to everyone for the advice most responses were not what I was expecting and really gave me a lot to think about as surprised as I was that so many people said to tell Jamie I did realize it was the right th
ing to do so I texted him and told him that Kate was insisting I dress a certain way Jamie called and explained a couple of months ago Jamie and Kate were out with a few of his friends these same friends that I mentioned in my comments are not fond of Kate and everyone had had had a lot to drink they were talking about how they met their significant others and the story of Jamie and Kate meeting came up apparently during the telling of the story Kate asked Jamie why he had decided to hit on her
rather than me and one of his friends joke that it was because he knew he didn't have a shot with the hot one Me Kate asked if this was true and jimie having having had way too much to drink explained in a way that made it sound kind of true he said he did notice me that night and thought I was attractive just seeing me he said he would never have approached me because he knew he would never have a chance with someone like me so in that way his friend was right he said that speaking to Kate was
the absolute best outcome because he loves her and plans on spending the rest of his life with her but even knowing this Kate has taken this extremely hard and even though she says she is over it he's noticed changes in her behavior that seem to be related to that he also admitted that he'd been planning to propose to Kate at the party and that is why he' wanted me to be there but after hearing this on top of the way she has been handling the situation previously he won't be doing that anymore a
fter speaking to Jamie I called Kate she admitted that she had tied a lot of her selfworth in the fact that she'd finally been picked over me and now it felt like that wasn't true she apologized for trying to solve her insecurities through me but also said she wasn't sure she would be able to have me in her life as much as I had been with the way she's been feeling as hurt as I was I said I understood she said she still wanted me to come to the party since I'd helped organize it and she obviousl
y dropped the Absurd dress code so I'll I will be going to the party I trust that Kate will communicate her boundaries to Jamie but I don't plan on inviting him to any more events for the foreseeable future I'm really sad that I've probably lost a longtime friend over the drunken awkwardness of other people but I also get that Kate can't help how she feels and frankly it's for the best not to be in a secret competition so yeah I'm hurt but I'm going to the party not a satisfying update but an ho
nest one damn damn damn I got chills from that that's like it's so sad yeah I guess sad in a way props to Kate for like really being like honest everyone owned up to it she was just like yeah like I I'm sorry like I I'm insecure I can't untie this like that's that's really that does take strength to admit that I it sucks she can't instead like go to therapy and work through that ex to still be friends with her but at least she's being honest with her um and Kate's saying like I finally got picke
d over you that this is like a longterm insecurity it's probably been going on for since years since they were since they started become started being friends yeah probably it's probably been a life yeah time thing I think we're going to need to see pictures of these two people to decide for ourselves my God who's the who's the hottie uh um it's so sad and um Jamie sucks Jamie really sucks like that's well wasn't it a friend that said it first but the way he expain and iess he did he did say the
thing of like she would never I recognize she would never go for me is like of course Kate's going to feel insecure forever now cuz cuz what he's essentially saying is like oh if she changed her mind I might I'd be gone right um yeah I think it's I think it's an important message to to you know all all the straight guys out there that somebody ask you a question like that shut the [ __ ] up do not [ __ ] answer on just leave it leave it go haah yeah don't say anything yeah uh some comments here
I'm guessing the friend was repeating something Jamie told him that's not something that comes up out of the blue uh op responded he said he's postponing the proposal because neither Kate nor the relationship are in the right place for it at the moment I understand it to be that the relationship doesn't feel as stable and no matter how much you love someone you don't want a proposal with unsaid things hanging over you I respect that U I don't believe he ever thought of Kay's second fiddle he sa
w me across a room and thought I was pretty knowing nothing about me that happens daily in the world you don't talk to every person you find attractive it wasn't like he tried it on me on with me and I said no so he settled for Kate he didn't and never would have tried hitting on me apart from noting that I was out of his League I was totally irrelevant but yeah the whole thing is disappointing someone asked about Jamie uh moving forward op replied uh as I said in the post I won't be inviting hi
m to things in the future even if Kate and I can't be friends like we used to be I still feel out of respect for her I'm not going to invite Jamie places because I know it's making her feel bad and I'm sure she will tell him this as well I mean it just that's yeah I can't think of a different solution for this there's not much you can do here no I think they're all doing I think they're all handling it like super even though it's like it started from a very like juvenile place they're all handli
ng it like adults yeah and and like it's not like he like it's they didn't break up they're going to work I hope they work it out and then and then you know when they're feeling more comfortable in their relationship and can trust each other then you know they can get engaged get engaged yeah if they get over this they'll be better for it this probably uncovered something that's been in the background the whole time oh 100% so now it'll be stronger if they make it through yeah are you ready yeah
okay here we go uh this is on our dating advice don't think she realizes we've dated before huh say it again don't think she realizes we've dated before Oh no that's rough I've had these people already I'll say this oh yeah oh goodness okay I've been on hinge for 6 months and seen a couple of people but nothing has happened for a while this week I a 28-year-old man noticed a girl I've dated before about four years ago a 25-year-old woman as new here and thought nah she won't match me back but l
o and behold she did and we've really hit it off We messaged for a couple of days before she sent me her number to message we've been up late at night between work texting and last night she even called me for an hour and we had a good laugh but I'm not sure if she realizes we dated before she blocked me on Facebook and Instagram when we stopped seeing each other because we fell out our personalities didn't gel and she hated the fact I went out every weekend but we've bonded more in the last few
days than we ever did before and I only go for a quiet drink every now and again now the other night she mentioned doing something on Facebook but didn't ask me if I had Facebook myself and sent me something off Tik Tok which we had a laugh about I know not everyone has social media these days but a few days in you'd think she'd have had a bit of a stalk or asked around social media right she's suggested we go on a date next Friday because that's the soonest date she's free around work uni and
pre-arranged plans so I'm wondering how and when do I drop the bomb we've dated before but I've also got to keep her interest for another 8 Days although that seems less concerning right now I I genuinely feel like we could work this time now we're both older and more mature but I'm worried she'll spook or maybe she does know but is also hesitant to bring it up uh H how can she not know yeah like she has to go and be like oh I haven't blocked on Instagram yeah yeah I would definitely early on I
in the in the messaging on the app yeah I'd be like wait you don't remember me like hey we we dated and the way you and the way and the way you sell it the way you play it is like you know we've dated before right you remember that yeah you really don't are you Ser okay I couldn't tell if you remembered or if you didn't remember it's so that's crazy to me because I remember and I thought you were just like keeping I thought we were just not going to talk about it yeah and and you're thinking he
could call her oh it's a it's a phone call it's a phone call I I think cuz I I think it's weird that he was like I've got to keep her interest for eight more days like that if you're going to try and wait until you see her in person that feels a little manipulative tone yeah like CU but I think for me like if I was on her end and they called like hey like I'm excited for our date um but I just want to check like you know we've dated before right I'm like what and be like yeah like we both differ
ent people I used to go out every weekend and I would been like oh like this is great so it's like there's also a possibility that we have a chemistry that can work and that would make me even more comfortable even more like ready to go on a date again one of the comments here uh you should have brought it up on that first phone call now it seems weird that you didn't I think you should bring it up now your best bet is to play it off like you didn't realize at first that you dated before either
act like you just figured it out you know this is funny but I just realized we actually went out before about four years ago and just see how she reacts yeah maybe she knows it too and won't spook but if she does it's better to find out now so you won't waste any more of your time that's kind of how I feel like that the these eight days of keeping her interest might be a waste um op responded the first message I sent on hinge started with I hope you've been keeping well on purpose but I'm not su
re if she caught on uh he also said I also look and sound no different to how I did then and have really distinctive brightly colored tattoos in my photos which I had back then so I don't know how she couldn't possibly know uh wow someone said wow that's one way to break the ice good luck bud uh yeah it it is shocking that she's not I think she knows but we don't know that she doesn't know right we don't know that she but there is an update three hours ago from 3 hours hours ago it's fresh as of
filming this you had already picked this it's still warm I think my update comment got lost in the sea of replies but we texted till late again and before we went to bed I asked if I could call her but made a point it wasn't because I planned on being clingy and making a habit of it I came clean and she wasn't bothered at all just said she'd thought she'd seen me in passing on a night out I explained what went wrong and we addressed why things should work out better this time and she seemed to
agree she even joked could this not have been something that could have been said over text to make light of the situation and then the quick phone call turned into an hour again oh that's nice that's nice I knew it I like it did I hear open and honest communication finally did I hear radical honesty I love it I love it see it makes me feel more comfortable when I know that I know you y right so chance you said you've you've experienced this did did you say that yeah I have experienced this with
people who are like and I was on the other end of it I didn't remember and it was like yeah we it less dating but it was like yeah we've slept together we've gone home together like oh yeah we and how was that oh cool I'm not weirded out by it they're like yeah I knew and I'm not I wasn't weirded out by it I'm like oh okay great now we're here we're here now I'm a different person you're a different person we've learned we've grow I love it funny all right I did have one I had I had one guy tha
t I had slept with and then I started dating this other guy messy I started dating this other guy and then the the guy I'm dating brings this guy around and he's like this is my friend and I don't remember that I've slept with his friend but his friend knows apparently and then the guy I'm dating starts cheating on me with the guy that I've slept with and then they go off together and I'm like who the [ __ ] is this guy so I like look him up his thing and then I'm like oh I remember these pictur
es I've slept with you actually oh no wow triangle there you go a so I lost actually they just broke up a couple weeks ago oh okay so this next story comes from uh no stupid questions now this is a subreddit where people the the point of it is like you get to ask very blatant questions maybe dumb questions and no one's going to shame you for asking that question okay and we won't either we'll try should I tell my coworker her boyfriend is on grinder wow we all work together and are all friends I
didn't immediately know but I suspected he was up to something and his girlfriend has too last night I got undeniable proof in the form of pics I stopped chatting because I didn't feel comfortable continuing he doesn't know it was me because my picss don't have my face and my tattoos are obscured to ensure stuff like this doesn't get back to me workplace Friends with Benefits ended bad before don't want drama but I feel bad for my friend should I try to tell her discreetly should I just stay ou
t of it uh edit for clarification the profile doesn't have his picture it is blank with uh basic information as is mine this is normal on grinder the pictures I received are explicit so I don't believe they are catfish pcks and I cannot share them legally or ethically they are both monogamous and have a closed relationship publicly while it could be a private situation between them I don't believe it is for a multitude of reasons I believe the best course action would be to pass along the messag
e anonymously as not to involve myself they've had a lot of problems before mostly around the threat of cheating rather than anything significant or proven like talking to other female co-workers too often or hugging male friends too long so I believe a simple note will be enough uh I mean are they close friends I it it he says at the top we all work together and are all friends M and he does say I don't don't want drama but I feel bad for my friend should I so I don't know if it's super close f
riends but friends I feel like he needs to tell her but it can't be anonymous like I feel like tell her straight up but probably a little bit disc you don't want to out discreet yeah but be discreet about it but tell her straight up she needs to know oh she needs know or or if not that then he needs to not me being like he needs to threaten the boyfriend or well not threaten but like he needs to give potentially the boyfriend an opportunity to to talk to his interesting that to come forward befo
re like you come forward or I will situation like but again that sounds like a threat but it's like hey this isn't okay like I want to give you the opportunity to talk to her because I I I will so we have some some more info in the comments here are you certain that she isn't aware of this already and into it uh he said uh no and I have considered that it's kind of an Open Secret that he's a little by curious but but they never talk about anything like that someone else said you should tell her
however be prepared that she may lash out shooting the messenger and all that hopefully she'll be grateful though uh he said Yep this is exactly why I'm so hesitant on it um someone else said maybe he's just looking for drugs uh he said really don't think so we have the same weed plug and you don't usually talk about hooking up or send explicit photos of yourself when looking for a plug uh can you find a plug on grinder oh you can find everything on grinder like the black market are iTunes uh uh
there's a comment here uh so you saw him on the app but you weren't messaging him uh he responded I was messaging a mostly empty account it's very common to not put pictures on your profile and talk before sharing info like that I didn't know it was him until we agreed to share pics mine didn't include my face or tattoos his did so Kiana did some research and uh she looked looked into this guy's profile uh turns out he works at a morg they all work at a morg together they work at a morg flirtin
g at the mortuary see you brought up you brought up Gilmore Girls and now we get to bring up six feet under and so we're hitting all the shows uh did he do anything uh no no updates so hopefully I I hope somebody's dead I get his hesitation yeah uh there's a body that's been found and that's unimportant and that's a normal work day yeah wonder how that cooworker and her boyfriend are doing now next up we have some tattoo revenge and a love story that we thought was better than red white and roya
l blue all right next story am I the [ __ ] for pulling out of planning my sister's wedding causing her to lose her venue oh no oo brother okay literally as a wedding planner who has been in the industry for many years now uh this is a 31-year-old man my party trick amongst close friends and family is being able to guess how long my clients marriages will last with pretty alarming accuracy if you ask anyone in the industry there are specific indicators while working with a couple that allow us t
o be able to gauge compatibility I can usually get down to predicting around a six-month window of when photos of each other will disappear from socials this is not me taking joy in the crashing and burning of relationships working in this career field can actually leave you feeling jaded about relationships in general which is why I'm reluctant to work for friends and family the specific stress wedding planning puts on some people couples can bring out the worst in them that you don't see in ev
eryday life my sister is getting married early next year and practically begged me to plan for her despite my my stance on clients I know personally I finally gave in and we began the process back in March last week while we were meeting and finalizing a few things she asked me about the party trick I mentioned she said since I had been working with her and her fiance for months now I could give my prediction as to how long they were going to last I laughed and tried to move on I thought she was
joking but she continued to press the issue after her continually bothering me about this for at least 15 minutes when I'm trying to move on I do have work outside of my specific appointment with her that I needed to get to I finally told her I thought they would last forever she claimed she didn't believe me and wanted my real number so I Shrugged and told her the truth I year a year and a half she was livid I felt incredibly uncomfortable with the whole ordeal especially with how little she r
espected my boundaries in what is supposed to be a professional setting and just tried to Usher her out of my office instead she began ranting about my own marriage and said she gives us until the end of the year before we break up and accused me of being a home wrecker she finally left and I emailed her saying I would no longer be involved in planning I gave her the contact information for all of the vendors we were working with but told her the venue would no longer be a available as they only
book to people they have existing relationships with and my involvement was necessary I have had to break up with clients before but this felt particularly rough she has now told our parents that I am purposefully sabotaging her her wedding and that I was unforgivably rude to her when she just asked a playful question I feel I feel very silly for letting a person disrespect my boundaries over and over again something I typically wouldn't tolerate but now I'm wondering if I'm in the wrong uh oh
my God uh yeah we need an update in a year and a half yeah or probably longer cuz I don't know when this wedding's happening out a spite they're together for months year and a half 19 months I dude look anytime someone pushes and pushes for information and the and you were like I want the honest answer give me the honest answer and they give you the honest answer you have to just take that then yeah this this op avoided this at every measure like first was like I don't know if I can help you wit
h your wedding it's tough with personal relationships okay fine avoiding literally bride was looking for a reason this bride is insecure so okay I'm I'm going in hot okay okay I'll pull it back a gear this bride needed to know so bad and wouldn't accept forever you wanted to be upset you wanted to be upset like if you're if this if you're just trust your sister okay she she's upset cuz I think she knows she knows conf exactly and then try to be like I bet you know literally lit know you yeah no
you just Ed your you home recer like what happen what no just tell me for real come on just give it to me for real come on honestly I just I think uh maybe your jeans uh maybe one is cuffed an extra cuffed than the other what the f we were doing the hypothetical about the marriages Noah not about my jeans no it's fine it's funny anyways um just no I that's insane uh so uh there's not a verdict that I see here but someone commented everyone sucks here I think you should stop playing this party tr
ick with anyone even if you're accurate it's not a nice thing to say about people you could have avoided this whole scenario if you never played mental games with people's lives now of course your sister is an [ __ ] for pushing and pushing but you should never have told her the truth uh I agree but also my reaction to that is when you work in any profession I feel like you probably just get like jaded and like I'm sure that like nurses and doctors have dark humor about stuff like you're just in
it all the time like you're just you just you just get so used to that world I do but I also I do also agree to a degree like yeah I mean it is disrespectful it is a weird thing to me only I would only my advice to him would be like only make those jokes with like other people in your industry who are also witnessing the same [ __ ] don't go around your sister knew about this party trick and now it is weird that she's getting married if she knows you party Tri I mean it doesn't sound like op is
going around telling people this thing it sounds like it's just something amongst the planners in the The Wedding like in the wedding wedding industry um but like I If I Were op I would have lied but better like instead of saying H forever I would like oh it's it doesn't work with personal relationships because it's a different gauge completely that's true I'd be like Oh I'm bi be accurate I'm so biased I know your partner too well I know you guys from before we were planning this I can't it do
esn't work that way um I was going to say the verdict actually was not the [ __ ] not the the verdict the verdict was he didn't do anything yeah I don't think they're an [ __ ] but they definitely only did this cuz it was their sister like obviously you would never even if someone knew that you could do you'd never do that to a random client like and obviously this is me just going for it but you low key you like like when she asked the second time like a piece you were like okay like okay there
there's not enough info on like their relationship as a whole but it's like only you would do that to your sibling where you're like well yeah and the sister only had the audacity to not the audacity but like the the boldness to ask because because they are siblings and with siblings it's inevitable that people in within the family have opinions on each other's relationships like it is like we people should still have boundaries but in families like opinions really be flowing I I I I would almo
st you know what almost would have been a better thing for him to say is be like well I'm biased I can't because I don't like your husband or I don't like your fiance cuz that's that also I'm curious what he thinks of her fiance yeah or like yeah like why a year and a half you know exactly yeah that's true too inad of storming off and being like no you're you should be like whoa like what is cuz I am having these insecurities or actually I think he's a really great guy like what are you seeing y
eah you know I'm uncomfortable you were going to plan our wedding you didn't like him the whole time like there's other wild that's sounds a little insecurity mhm all right next story I cheated on my girlfriend of two years with an escort and the only thing that saved me was a trip to Panera Bread afterwards I'll never ever do it again Le wait this is my we had two very different reactions to that title um what what was going on there no sorry I just got excited and then I said a I said an insid
e joke maybe that wasn't appropriate no it's okay can you say it again I got excited cuz I was like oh my God they're getting juicier and this happens to me all the time I read stories after the first one I get oh man here we go this settles in this one is insane I cheated on my girlfriend of two years with an escort and the only thing that saved me was a trip to Panera Bread afterwards I'll never ever do it again uh so this comes from True off my chest where people uh can anonymously post uh co
nfessions so he's posting a confession here uh so me and my girlfriend have been dating for two years now I really love her but I've had a sex addiction side to me that's taken over my life guess I don't really love her if I'm cheating on her right well after months of research I wanted to meet this escort who I've been seeing online in ads so I told my girlfriend good night and instead ubered to the hotel where the escort is staying at she was beautiful but the whole time I was imagining my gir
lfriend it wasn't the best experience after we finished I left contemplated telling her but didn't so after I left I Uber to Panera Bread to get something to eat my girlfriend knows I like going out to restaurants by myself I actually prefer eating alone as I get a lot of enjoyment out of it I finish and Uber home two days later she hits me with the so did you go anywhere of note two days ago I say no she then pulls up Uber receipts from my email showing I ubered to a hotel I logged into to my e
mail on her computer a couple months back I was shocked I was caught I felt ashamed and I was shook I don't I didn't know what to do so I did the worst thing possible I lied I said Uber took me to the wrong location since I'd only been there 20 minutes before ubering to Panera she found that plausible I guess I gastl let her saying that she doesn't trust me and that she doesn't love me that ubering there was an honest mistake she knows it wasn't an affair because she's been with me the entire mo
nth it was just a quick 20-minute escort business it she couldn't ever imagine me using a sex worker so we argue but ultimately we agree that I went to Panera Bread and came home it's been 2 months since then I got an STD test and it came out clean I want to love my girlfriend the way she deserves although I know deep down I don't deserve it but again who said this world is just and fair we're both extremely happy and in love I don't feel much regret anymore I hope we live happily ever after oka
y 20 minutes okay that doesn't allow for going up the hotel going up the elevator saying hi yeah getting going foreplay taking off your boots my God if you had boots on that's 10 minutes what the hell was that that that also means like yeah dropping off all the way up calling an Uber to leave from there the boy saw this escort did the thing immediately and then left and went to Panera what' he get broccoli cheddar we haven't even got yet we can't even get into this yet I haven't even addressed t
he restaurant Choice yet Amanda I'm still on how fast he PE PE PE e okay cuz that's what people do when they when they right they PE and then no PE PE and not the same thing and then we'll get to how o how late this Panera's opened and how wow I didn't think about that aspect what if he what if he met the escort at 600 p.m. also if my boyfriend was like went to bed it's after the girlfriend went to bed I think or said good night to her so either she's lame and goes to bed early or this Panera is
over late or this gu it sucks and he's like I'm going to take an Uber to Panero to get broccoli cheddar soup and eat by myself cuz that's what I prefer why did you Uber to Panero well I I got drunk yeah I got drunk go babe the broccoli the broccoli cheddar makes me so nauseous you know I don't need to be behind the wheel after my God so nightmare this is the thing I this guy is awful I I I I can't believe he even wrote like I don't feel much regret anymore like uh cuz he in denial yeah yeah he'
s going to like that well it makes you a worse person I think when you have to do that to yourself and you have to like shove it away you then I think you lose a part of your soul cuz you like start to lose empathy or you it's also what they say like when you lie to yourself so of like so much especially with how short that was his probably just only thinking about Panera and replacing it especially with just Uber ride just feeling like I only ubered there yeah well and yeah over time uh our mem
ories alter like Memories don't stay intact so we can kind of alter our memories so uh some funny wording here uh after he says uh so he's like it wasn't he talks about being with the escort and he goes after we finished I left uh and then um uh after Panera BR he goes I finish an Uber home this guy sucks man PE peees and you know what's funny he talks about he he gets a lot of enjoyment out of eating alone uh he Pro I think he had more enjoyment from Panera Bread than with this sounds s 20 minu
tes he was probably at Panera for two [ __ ] hours dude wouldn't it be so funny if the escort went to Panera Bread too and they both were just like I was like [ __ ] was like the broccoli cheddar makes me [ __ ] he's like well yeah me too um I my personal take on this is just like the reason I've never cheated on someone the reason I can't is because I I wouldn't be able to like I can't keep secrets like that I would I would have to crumble I the only way I could like get away with not telling t
hem as if I just broke up with them immediately I'd be like we're done I got to I'm done we're breaking up I got to go and I'd have to leave you walk into a walls but I would still feel horrible I would have to tell them that's why I think this guy is literally using panana panana panana bread whoa where'd you go that was so embarrassing yeah really embarrassing I think he's using Panera Bread literally as like a like your bra's like trying to like heal itself and like not go into trauma mode an
d like use it as like that's the only reason why I went yeah um so we have a bunch of comments here uh your girlfriend is only happy as you say because she doesn't know how disgusting you are you lied and gaslighted her and you're making light of it in the comments consider the pain she will feel when she finds out and she will because you will become more sloppy and caress consider the irreparable damage you're inflicting on her self-esteem by lying in gaslighting her and leave her alone he sai
d he responds exactly my point it's been done I can live with the guilt and hurt I've caused why does she need to be in the crossfire I've Chang and I'm trying to be the best I can to her sometimes it's not as simple as black and white morals she won't be able to live with herself if she knew I don't want her to feel that pain what a [ __ ] [ __ ] god crossfires um someone else someone else commented she needs to leave you before you do it again Opie said good things she won't and she'll never f
ind out I have her right where I want her uh smile winky face I'm happy she's happy and I don't plan to do it ever again the commenter said I'm sorry but I have her right where I want her gave me literal chills do you understand just how disgusting you sound he said I admit that was a terrible choice of words I do feel remorse but think that this way is more optimal happiness situation for both of us I can't lose her even if it was my fault another commenter said what a piece of [ __ ] this is s
o specific that here's hoping someone sees the post and shows the girlfriend another comment replied assuming it's real it looks like someone did update scroll down scroll down scroll down oh my God oh my God in my FanFiction version of this I printed out I I I printed out at all the Paneras cuz hopefully they go to Panera together do you want some of this blanket I can't tell here we go here we go okay I am the girlfriend I left him don't know what to do next parenthesis it wasn't Panera Bread
by the way he lied about Panera Bread what I had made so many broccoli cheddar jokes what the hell if he lied about Panera Bread I don't know what about oh God is it like Applebees how did she find this keep going where do I even begin it's been a whirlwind of the last 6 hours for me thanks to Reddit for doing your thing I was tipped off by a girlfriend who saw the thing come up on her recommended feed I searched his phone and came across all kinds of messages with girls and escort he didn't eve
n bother deleting coming across these things in the in the boyfriend who I thought was the most sweet guy on planet Earth felt like a gut punch we were together for 4 years actually I can't believe he did this to me he looked at me and tried gaslighting me again about how that was all a work of fiction and that none of it was true it was just to provoke a reaction on Reddit but after seeing the messages I couldn't believe him anymore gathered some things left our apartment and I'm staying with m
y parents right now lesson learned y'all don't trust Texas boys where I'm from besides that I feel like I'm a candidate for broken heart of the year because I've never felt so distraught and betrayal in my life and betrayed in my life the pain I'm feeling can't even begin to describe uh be described by words maybe I'll feel more and explain later but for now I'm just sticking to the grieving process he was the love of my life he even met my mom and dad and my two younger brothers I thought I was
going to be able to marry him and make him the happiest guy on Earth but it turns out he had other plans he ate at a pot belly not a Panera by the way weird way to try and disguise it thanks again to Reddit you guys saved me I'm grappling with what to do next I don't know where to go with uh in my life without him I thought pot belly was only in the airport I have never I conf confession I've never heard of pot belly it's only in the airport and it sucks I don't think they make restaurant only
for airports Amanda you know what I think you're the weird one here I think you're insane and you're gaslighting me right now this is a I I look this is the thing that I have noticed is like I think like if you're in a relationship with someone or if someone's talking to you and they're like oh yeah like I cheated but I'm not going to do it again it's like you're probably going to do it again like they they they especially if you're not telling them and you're not communicating you don't feel re
morse like he he was lying to everyone this guy's just a liar did I hear that he had multiple esort multiple no he had tons of messages with girls this he was lying to Reddit he clearly was as you were saying he was lying to himself he loves like telling this fiction to himself of like I did it once and it's fine but he's actively doing this all the time why did he lie about pot belly that is the big he was trying to cover his track so that nobody would find the Reddit story but he wasn't doing
a good enough job uh he's an idiot have you guys ever on Reddit stories had someone pop up and go I Am The Other Woman in the in the thing have you we've had like when someone shows up in the comments as a party of the story uh this type of thing does happen on Reddit a lot I just never seen this people find Reddit stories like if if if you're going to post on Reddit being like Oh cheated on my girlfriend or I lied to my girlfriend it's like there's a good chance she's going to find it not becau
se she's they'll often be like my girlfriend's not on Reddit or like throwaway accounts my my girlfriend doesn't find it it's like but you might have friends who have Reddit and like they're going to see it or they might be watching a smos video it makes me also think that her friends [ __ ] knew that this guy and they they saw this and like that's that's Steve that's Steve went some piece of trash the uers to a Panera I know who that is pot belly um uh oh no respect uh important information her
e pot belly is a sub sandwich chain originated in Chicago in the 70s they do milkshakes only uh no they do the sub sandwich chain but but they also but they also have milkshakes so he wanted a sandwich and a milkshake after boinking it probably cuz his boink was only little little because it was on five minutes and he probably was like I need something else okay I need something else all right look that one seems done I'm I'm happy she found out I feel bad for her but like dude she dodged a mass
ive bullet but what this this [ __ ] was like we're going to spend the rest of our lives together no I got her right where I want her she got out of it thank God that is some big betrayal Legacy no no no all right all right our next one here uh this comes from this comes from Pro Revenge Pro which is another level this is not Petty they probably put a lot of thought and effort into this okay typically do they do they give themselves this title of pro Revenge So Pro Revenge Pro revenge is a subre
ddit okay okay so you submit your story to either Petty Revenge Pro revenge or there's also nuclear Revenge oh yeah there's also malicious compliance where it's where you're told to do something and you do it but it it hurts the person that asked you okay like a like a boss asking you work overtime and you do it but it actually ends up inconveniencing the boss somehow you know how that happens all right here we go okay pro pro pay your tattoo artists okay so this is a story that the op knows abo
ut someone else okay uh this is but sure a real story this happened when I was young I heard it secondhand from my grandmother who lived with the main character of this Story's cast my uncle's ex-girlfriend was an all-around horrible person abusive babysitter got my uncle into bad crowds and legal trouble and dabbled in so many substances from A to Z she was also heavily tatted there was an artist the star of the story who was a family friend great dude insane work she asked him to do a piece fo
r her huge intricate angel wings oh the irony across her back he agrees it takes several sessions across weeks she repeatedly has to postpone payment but he's chill family friend yada yada until it comes to the last session when it slips that she still doesn't have the money and more importantly won't have the money like ever now the pro Revenge no collection agency no refusal to continue he smiles waves it off says he'll finish it up no charge it's going to be a great piece legendary one for th
e history books he guarantees she's stoked so right between those gorgeous Wings right up her spine this idiot now has a massive veiny male appendage proudly standing at attention up her spine she saw it in the mirror when he finished and she was livid but hey what's she going to do she didn't pay him and wasn't going to pay him and expected hours and hours of work you give a lot of trust to someone when they take a needle to your skin to lay down something permanent don't stiff your artists so
she has a with wings on her back yeah yes that is wild Angel to be honest though that takes a lot of guts to be like you got it no worries couldn't she feel it on her body just no uh it's it's actually have you ever played that game where someone writes a letter writes a word on your back it's it's it's really hard to tell they do a lot of romcoms and they're like love you what I like is that the the veiny the veiny penis was probably more difficult than the wings but wasn't she like what part o
f the wing is that oh it's the veiny penis part the it's the part of the Wings holy [ __ ] wait but their family family friends not anymore not anymore no not anymore well they weren't going to be anymore because she wasn't going to pay them also like how do you live with yourself by like you know doing like having this person do so much work on you you got to be in a spot to be pulling that off I'm kind of shocked that the yeah yeah it wasn't it wasn't the shitty lady's friend it was her boyfri
end's friend she's doing a favor the boyfriend but the boyfriend was really like influenced by her and he would get into trouble because of her and she's just a bad and bad she was a cyclone of Badness there an update on their relationship um there's no update on this but there's some comments uh don't stiff your artists because they will stiff you in this case quite literally uh someone said he is letting the world know what kind of person she is and someone responded Angel uh talk about art fo
r exposure um yeah damn oh yeah that's that's wild that sucks cuz now if she wants to get it removed now she's going to have to pay the money yeah look Reddit has definitely shown me and I mean it's it's it's a lesson I feel like we should all know of just pay people for the work that you hire them for what I've seen a lot of on Reddit is people who hire contractors or construction workers to do work on their house and then once the work's all done they're like oh we can't pay you or we're not g
oing to pay you as much and then there's videos of them coming back to their house and just tearing it down it's like yeah it's like if we build a patio for you and then you say oh uh can't pay you right they have the right to tear down their work that they just did I think it's really hard I think boundaries really get crossed when family friends do like labor favors like I feel like that gets really really tricky like even even with you know even with wedding stuff like when I just got married
I a lot of friends volunteer to like help out and stuff but it was like I was like writing it down and making sure like okay everyone's got to get paid or or everyone's got to get paid or everyone has to get or is this really like a wedding gift like and luckily like it was and it was great and people got paid and some of it was gift but like I think you have to be so careful hard I I have a cousin who's an artist and I've I've like commissioned work from him and like he gave me a discount but
I I definitely still am like if I'm buying art or purchasing something or or a service from someone even if they're a good friend family member I nowadays I have the mindset of like I'm just going to go into it like I'm pay this is a full-on just deal there's no expectations of oh yeah something I kind of am a believer of that and I almost don't like when someone's like oh I'll give you a discount cuz or I'll do it for free I'm like no I don't know no let's just do it let's just do the thing it'
s never it's never free you know what I mean never for you always owe them back it's just easier be like I'll just pay for it right you know cuz then and then also it's like the person that you know it's like okay let's say like oh yeah I'll sit on this couch with you Amanda for free I'll do you that favor it's like but no but if but if you're like no I'll pay you then I'm like okay then I'm going to really sit on this couch you know I'm more motivated to like do the thing if you're getting paid
so you do want that money so I do want that money yeah yeah remind me to venmo of Tommy after this episode this comes from relationship advice and it was reposted onto am I the devil which is where the best ones go how should I a 34-year-old man tell my Muslim coworker a 29-year-old woman that I was behind her divorce I'm sorry what I'm going to go with [ __ ] or devil yes what what is the [ __ ] is this Ursula who is this demon throw away a account for obvious reasons I'm an [ __ ] I work in N
ew York City for a financial firm my colleague is a Muslim woman who works in the same Department it all started about a year ago she joined our firm as a financial analyst she is Asian also it was her first time working in New York City I really need these things to be relevant whenever say really need this stuff to be relevant at this point because it's starting to feel weird um I initially had no feelings for her for the most part she and I would talk regarding work chat for a bit small talk
and go about our day 2 months after she joined our team came to know about her birthday which is how I know her age and we all celebrated it in a cafe uh if you know you know it has in parenthesis someone needs to Google like this guy's not even just an [ __ ] this guy's just weird speaking in code what's going on it maybe uh it was her birthday that I realized that I am falling for her oh God she is genuinely the most calmest and innocent person I've ever come across her birthday speech made me
realize that people have so many struggles and yet overcome those to be able to make a name for themselves anyway the the next day she brought us all some Asian food she cooked as a gratitude it was food for like 10 to 15 people and I couldn't fathom she cooked for those many people that's how he's typing right um I'm still hung up on how he called her innocent and that was one of the things that attracted her oh I I couldn't Cal and innocent I'm like dude are you like whoa I asked her how she
managed to cook for such a large group which is when she said her husband helped her never in my life was I as heartbroken as I was that day I don't know why I couldn't control my anger and tears just abruptly left the conversation and went back to my desk I started digging into her personal life got to know about her husband who also works in another Financial firm I had a friend working in the same company as her husband day by day I went miserable I didn't know what to do uh so I made up a st
ory about her having an affair with me so the husband would leave her I asked my friend to say this my friend had no idea I was lying he thought I was speaking the truth my friend told her husband about our Affair obviously he flipped next day she came came to work calmly again she walked up to my desk I was [ __ ] bricks by the way she said someone is bad mouthing us asked me to be careful and apologize for my name being dragged with her name I literally felt like a [ __ ] person she didn't eve
n for a second think that I was behind all this I controlled my feelings for her I kept seeing every single day but I felt like [ __ ] for doing that to her after about 8 months she invited us all for dinner at a restaurant she was moving to Big Four uh one of my co-workers asked why her husband wasn't present she said they had been separated for 6 months there was so much sadness in that answer but she just handled it and enjoyed the dinner with us later her best friend at work told me upon ask
ing 1,000 times that her husband left her after knowing about some affair she had I feel like [ __ ] and you all can abuse me but I want to genuinely help and make things right I don't know where to start or what to do but I love her I know this for sure a part of me wants her to her divorce to happen so I can propose to her and marry her but also I have never felt this miserable about myself I don't know what I was hoping to achieve by all this but I feel miserable should I tell her the truth t
here was no reason you can walk into traffic that's what you can do that's the only option you write a letter admitting yes hi I did this I'm so sorry here give this to your boyfriend I will date it and time it and take a photo with the newspaper and give it to your your husband oh my god there was no reason for him to say she was Muslim or Asian it had no dude bearing on the story it had no bearing on the story I was waiting to be like what's the purpose of adding that stuff he's like I love he
r so much that's why I know so much about her she's Asian I love her so calm and innocent and Asian like dude oh God I like how he ruins her marriage then is like I controlled my feelings for her I continue to say that this guy is oh God oh my God I feel like I feel like um nothing about this is redeeming but I feel like at the end of this post it was like the end of shudder Island when he realizes that like he's crazy and like he's got a fake gun the whole time like he's like oh my god do I nee
d to like be put away somewhere and everyone's like yeah yeah yeah we're all here and she's like she's her uh she's actually his psychiatrist and he's just like what's happening oh my God like he she's definitely in a group trapping like this weird guy at my work just like stares at me all the time and like he keeps talking to me and like asking for food and stuff and then also now there's a rumor that like we slept together I would never sleep with him like that's in a group chat somewhere yeah
um the fact that she didn't even consider that it was him I mean that's I know I'm kind of shocked that it's like everyone isn't just like oh it's that guy and he's over the he's like he's like what yeah me you think it was me there's some speculation in the comments on the uh the part where he's like if you know you know they're like it's probably just a regular bar Muslims are forbidden from drinking alcohol by their religion so despite being clearly the son son of IAS himself the op apparent
ly has enough decency not to say outright that a Muslim he knows frequented a place in which alcohol was served okay got it so he was saying oh we went to a cafe it was a bar he's trying to it's the very smallest amount of respect he showed this person despite destroying her life yeah um like I can't and her happiness and her marriage literally just ruining everything um someone said what the you're a horrible person the only way is to let both of them know what you've done you have to find a ne
w job and get the hell out of their lives the problem now is uh if he tells anyone this you won't find Body someone might try to kill him you won't find Body yeah no yeah he's a nightmare yeah he knows it too yeah he kind of knows it I think he doesn't realize how bad this is he's like ah should I tell her should I tell her I lied and said that we were having an affair and the SE I'm caught up on the semantics of this because I'm annoying um so like so he told his friend yeah I slept with her or
like I don't think he told anyone no no no he told the friend told the friend the friend the lie and then she came you someone's speaking talking negatively about was watch her back to him so like the husband knew the name no one came to talk to him directly yeah I guess I cuz he's getting out of this unscathed he had she knows it's a lie yeah and he knows that it's a lie but he went to the husband and said she's sleeping with this coworker because she knew to go to him directly that's but that
's why she is such an no no no I know but like if this is the alleged Affair that she knows is not true but like the husband obviously believes to some degree or at least that she's having an affair like he's getting out of this unscathed so far he really is avoiding this yeah this is like one which is why he is the devil yes yeah and now I see your point yes yes he is absolutely it's as if he was born this way and I don't believe humans are born evil so this person is not human they are the dev
il yeah someone said there's a special level of hell for people like you uh someone else said she'd never give you a chance anyway because then it would mean the rumors were true do the right thing and tell her husband your friend and her you can do it anonymously but the karma that will follow you from not doing the right thing isn't worth it if this story is true at all that's that's the only hopeful thing is that this story is just a complete lie and this guy's just but it's a throwaway accou
nt so he's not even doing it for karma on Reddit I mean he's like in the new York Financial space I mean all I'm saying is that's already like yeah probably like 15% of you are like straight up incapable of understanding feelings probably like probably like probably I don't know damn I mean we could pull actors I'm not sure tomorrow yeah yeah oh [ __ ] I can't go lower I don't think I think it's scary it's scary when people like think like oh I love this person it's like yeah I need you to Defin
e love for me like it's when you watch someone and think they're common in inocent oh God stop isn't that what it is from afar you watch them you find those traits she made food for everyone so she would definitely cook for me all the time like that's what he's thinking oh my God yeah ew it it's it is absolutely scary how much he objectified her throughout this whole thing he wrote himself like the big big bad wolf like literally that's oh my God that's did yeah like does he not understand the t
raits that he's describing of himself as he's trying to like make this not as bad as it is like he's even trying to clean it a little you know not even that he's like hey I just want them to get divorced so I can propose like I'm sorry yeah you're right he's not even P that so I can propose and marry her yeah it's like what yeah he was like he was just observing her like he and then she gave a speech at her birthday thing and he's just like I love you and then but then it's like oh but you have
a husband cuz you're a person and then he was just like no she can't have a husband dude she's so good at her job like her and her husband come from another country to just come here and just like kick ass and you're here just going to destroy their entire existence like you are I'm confused did he give ages cuz I I feel like I know but like uh she's 29 he's 34 oh he's a ghoul that's a ghoul human that's not that I expected way worse frankly 34 year olds I I expected way worse frankly yeah uh we
ll hopefully bad things happen to him yeah I no like like what there is I hope everyone finds out just I just want every to find out and be like oh you're crazy yeah like sh in the office is like oh my God I was on Reddit and like I think Martin wrote about you like I think that's what needs to happen ser and that's what I was about to say if I was in charge you know I'm like the gate do you get no you posted it on a throwaway account so actually yeah you're still going to hell even if you did e
verything right you couldn't even be you had to be anonymous about it yeah so like even if they found it like there's no confirmation this is from this is this was posted recently so if people like this is from this month so if people know these people or you have a hunch someone out there be a good detective call 1800 smash yeah wow tell us what you know um all right go to the cafe and find this guy this comes from relationship advice and it was reposted onto am I the devil which is where the b
est ones go how should I a 34y old man tell my Muslim coworker a 29-year-old woman that I was behind her divorce I'm sorry what I'm going to go with [ __ ] or devil yes what what is the [ __ ] is this Ursula who is this like what demon throw away account for obvious reasons I'm an [ __ ] I work in New York City for a financial firm my colleague is a Muslim woman who works in the same Department it all started about a year ago she joined our firm as a financial analyst she is Asian also it was he
r first time working in New York City I really need these things to be relevant when say really need this stuff to be relevant at this point because it's starting to feel weird um I initially had no feelings for her for the most part she and I would talk regarding work chat for a bit small talk and go about our day two months after she joined our team came to know about her birthday which is how I know her age and we all celebrated it in a cafe uh if you know you know it hasn't parenthesis someo
ne needs to Google like this guy not even just this guy's just weirding in code what's going on it maybe uh it was her birthday that I realized that I am falling for her oh God she is genuinely the most calmest and innocent person I've ever come across her birthday speech made me realize that people have so many struggles and yet overcome those to be able to make a name for themselves anyway the next day she brought us all some Asian food she cooked as a gratitude it was food for like 10 to 15 p
eople and I couldn't fathom she cooked for those many people that's how he's typing right um I'm still hung up on how he called her innocent and that was one of the things that attracted her oh I I couldn't common innocent I'm like dude are you like whoa I asked her how she managed to cook for such a large group which is when she said her husband helped her never in my life was I as heartbroken as I was that day I don't know why I couldn't control my anger and tears just abruptly left the conver
sation and went back to my desk I started digging into her personal life got to know about her husband who also works in another Financial firm I had a friend working in the same company as her husband day by day I went miserable I didn't know what to do uh so I made up a story about her having an affair with me so the husband would leave her I asked my friend to say this my friend had no idea I was lying he thought I was speaking the truth my friend told her husband about our Affair obviously h
e flipped next day she came to work calmly again she walked up to my desk I was [ __ ] bricks by the way she said someone is bad mouthing us asked me to be careful and apologize for my name being dragged with her name I literally felt like a [ __ ] person she didn't even for a second think that I was behind all this I controlled my feelings for her I kept seeing every single day but I felt like [ __ ] for doing that to her after about 8 months she invited us all for dinner at a restaurant she wa
s moving to Big Four uh one of my co-workers asked why her husband wasn't present she said they had been separated for 6 months there was so much sadness in that answer but she just handled it and enjoyed the dinner with us later her best friend at work told me a on asking 1,000 times that her husband left her after knowing about some affair she had I feel like [ __ ] and you all can abuse me but I want to genuinely help and make things right I don't know where to start or what to do but I love
her I know this for sure a part of me wants her to her divorce to happen so I can propose to her and marry her but also I have never felt this miserable about myself I don't know what I was hoping to achieve by all this but I feel miserable should I tell her the truth there was no reason you can walk into traffic that's what you can do that's that's the only option you write a letter admitting yes hi I did this I'm so sorry here give this to your boyfriend I will date it and time it and take a p
hoto with the newspaper and give it to your your husband oh my god there was no reason for him to say she was Muslim or Asian it had no dude bearing on the story it had no bearing on the story I was waiting to be like what's the purpose of adding that stuff he's like I love her so much that's why I know so much about her she's Asian I love her's so calm and innocent and Asian likee God I like how he ruins her marriage and then is like I controlled my feelings for her I continue to say that this
guy is oh God oh my God I feel like I feel like um nothing about this is redeeming but I feel like at the end of this post it was like the end of shudder Island when he realizes that like he's crazy and like he's got a fake gun the whole time like he's like oh my god do I need to like be put away somewhere and everyone's like yeah yeah yeah we're all here and she's like she's her uh she's actually his psychiatrist and he's just like what's happening oh my God like he she's definitely in a group
trapping like this weird guy at my work just like stares at me all the time and like he keeps talking to me and like asking for food and stuff and then also now there's a rumor that like we slept together I would never sleep with him like that's in a group chat somewhere yeah um the fact that she didn't even consider that was him I mean that's I know I'm kind of shocked that it's like everyone isn't just like oh it's that guy and he's over the he's like he's like what yeah me you think it was me
there's some speculation in the comments on the uh the part where he's like if you know you know they're like it's probably just a regular bar Muslims are forbidden from drinking alcohol by their religion so despite being clearly the son of IAS himself the op apparently has enough decency not to say outright that a Muslim he knows frequented a place in which alcohol was served okay God got it so he was saying oh we went to a cafe was a bar he's trying to it's the very smallest amount of respect
he showed this person despite destroying her life yeah um like I can't and her happiness and her marriage literally just ruining everything um someone said what the you're a horrible person the only way is to let both of them know what you've done you have to find a new job and get the hell out of their lives the problem now is uh if he tells anyone this you won't find some might try to kill him you won't find Body yeah no yeah he's a nightmare yeah he knows it too yeah he kind of knows it I th
ink he doesn't realize how bad this is he's like ah should I tell her should I tell her I lied and said that we were having an affair and the SE I'm caught up on the semantics of this because I'm annoying um so like so he told his friend yeah I slept with her or like we I don't think he told anyone no no no he told the friend he told the friend the friend the lie she came you someone's speaking talking negatively about watch her back to him so like the husband knew the name no one came to talk t
o him directly yeah I guess I cuz he's getting out of this unscathed that he has she knows it's a lie yeah and he knows that it's a lie but he went to the husband and said she's sleeping with this coworker because she knew to go to him directly that's but that's why she is such an no no no I know but like if this is the alleged Affair that she knows is not true but like the husband obviously believes to some degree or at least that she's having an affair like he's getting out of this unscathed r
eally he really is avoiding this yeah this is like which is why he is the devil yes yeah and now I see your point yes yes he is absolutely it's as if he was born this way and I don't believe humans are born evil so this person is not human they are the devil yeah someone said there's a special level of hell for people like you uh someone else said she'd never give you a chance anyway because then it would mean the rumors were true do the right thing and tell her husband your friend and her you c
an do it anonymously but the karma that will follow you from not doing the right thing isn't worth it if this story is true at all that's that's the only hopeful thing is that this story is just a complete lie and this guy is just but it's a throwaway account so he's not even doing it for karma on Reddit I mean he's like in the New York Financial space I mean all I'm saying is that's already like yeah probably like 15% of you are like straight up incapable of understanding feelings probably like
probably like probably I don't know damn I mean we could pull actors sure yeah yeah oh [ __ ] I can't go lower I don't think I think it's scary it's scary when people like think like oh I love this person it's like yeah I need you to Define love for me like oh it's when you watch someone and think they're common innocent oh God stop isn't that what it is from afar you watch them you find those traits she made food for everyone so she would definitely cook for me all the time like that's what he
's thinking oh my God yeah ew it it's it is absolutely scary how much he objectified her throughout this whole thing he wrote himself like the big big bad wolf like literally that's so oh God did yeah like does he not understand the traits that he's describing of himself as he's trying to like make this not as bad as it is like he's even trying to clean it up a little you know not even that he's like hey I'm just want them to get divorced so I can propose like I'm sorry yeah you're right he's no
t evening that so I can propose and marry her yeah it's like what yeah he was like he was just observing her like he and then she gave a speech at her birthday thing and he's just like I love you and then but then it's like oh but you have a husband cuz you're a person and then he was just like no she can't have a husband dude she's so good at her job like her and her husband come from another country to just come here and just like kick ass and you're here just going to destroy their entire exi
stence like you are I'm confused did he give ages cuz I I feel like I know but like uh she's 29 he's 34 oh he's a ghoul that's a ghoul human not that's not I expected way worse frankly 34 year olds I I expected way worse frankly yeah uh well hopefully bad things happen to him yeah I no like like what there is I just hope she finds out I hope everyone finds out I just I just want everyone to find out and be like oh you're crazy yeah like Shelly in the office is like oh my God I was on Reddit and
like I think Martin wrote about you like I think that's what needs to happen and that's what I was about to say if I was in charge you know I'm like the gate do you get no you posted it on a throwaway account so actually yeah you're still going to hell even if you did everything right you couldn't even be you had to be anonymous about it so like even if they found it like there's no confirmation this is from this is this was posted recently so if people like this is from this month so if people
know these people or you have a hunch someone out there be a good detective call 1 1800 smash yeah wow tell us what you know um all right go to the cafe and find this guy am I the [ __ ] for telling my boyfriend's mother she raised aing sociopath who needs to be in a facility so I a 26-year-old woman have a boyfriend who's 24 and recently he got into a dispute with the neighbor kids they accidentally kicked their football into our yard and they came into the garden to get it back to be honest I
didn't care but my boyfriend started screaming at these like 11-year-olds about how they are poorly raised and their parents should be ashamed I was [ __ ] mortified I sent the kids some chocolates and sweets and apologized profusely for his behavior I was seeing red flags and told him this Behavior was not normal he kind of brushed me off and I told him if he pulled anything like that again he was gone the next week the ball came into our garden and I was about to throw it back to the kids when
my boyfriend stormed outside and took the ball inside I told the kids that I would bring it back in a minute he went into the bathroom and emerged like 10 minutes later wearing gloves and a football covered in [ __ ] his own [ __ ] what the I asked him if he was out of his [ __ ] mind but he stormed past me and threw it over the fence screaming take that you [ __ ] Shane okay just give us a second now we're ready yeah yeah I screamed and girl I mean screamed at him about how he was aing douche
and I wanted him out of my house and he is a disgusting fing monster that they were just kids I screamed and screamed and eventually he left I deleted all his games off his PS4 and gave it to the kids as an apology I was so embarrassed my ex-boyfriend's mom messaged me asking what happened and I responded with what happened what happened right you are a pathetic excuse of a woman who raised a [ __ ] soop wait wait whoa wait who covered a football in his own [ __ ] and threw it at some kids and h
e needs to be in a facility because something is wrong with him and God knows how I hadn't seen any red flags about theing monster you raised during the 7 months we dated I know I am in the right for what I did to my boyfriend but am I in the wrong for snapping at the mother for something she had no direct involvement in so that's poopball um look man I know there's a lot of fake stories on Reddit this one I believe because it's just like the details of it and the way it like is layered and how
she's not she's like I'm not the [ __ ] for this stuff am I the [ __ ] for how I reacted the mom I'm like I think this is real man uh and it's nuts this goes like dude I just he do you think he was on top of the ball or all around the was all around it so he had to put his hands so that's why the gloves that's what the gloves were for the gloves you know what somehow the gloves somehow make it worse for me cuz I'm like that makes it more clinical that makes it more likeit calculated I'm like he
literally there was intent was so mad I was so mad I [ __ ] on a ball and no no no no I got gloves from somewhere probably weren't in the bathroom and covered a ball in [ __ ] I'm begging you I really want to read her monologue as a monologue to her mom you know what I mean what happened what happened okay okay give it to us thank you I'm auditioning for the University of Michigan's musical theater program okay okay so you you you have to be his ex-boyfriend ask me what happened his ex-boyfriend
's mom so what what what happened what happened oh it's too much already okay I I don't understand what what happened what happened what happened you are a pathetic excuse of a woman who raised a sociopath who covered a football in his own [ __ ] and threw it at some kids who needs to be in a facility because something is wrong with him and God knows how I haven't seen any red flags about theing monster you raised during the seven months we dated and then it cuts back to the the the theater room
of the Oscars and it's on you and you're like yeah thank you this doesn't make sense at all like what a weird what a weird uh Angela Jatana poopball and the Oscar goes to Octavia Spencer than I botch that because it doesn't make any sense the the well I think it's more I think it's more SC it's like it's like it's like almost like are you serious why she's in this to you know exactly what I think there's I mean I think she's in a bit of shock right now the woman is saying what happened oh he to
ld you and you're still taking his side what happened to me no no no what did he tell you that you're saying what happened because you clearly already know something happened so I needed to do some scenes stud before that yeah it's okay we'll Workshop it some comments you're you're the [ __ ] for sending the message cuz I'm sure she would have made maybe understood how angry you were if you came across nicer but wow I can't even imagine being in your position has he done anything like this befor
e edit I did not mean that op is the [ __ ] for the entire situation it's a very soft you're the [ __ ] sorry for any confusion op responded no I always thought he was calm it came completely out of the blue uh someone else said everyone sucks here your ex is a madman and yeah I'm all for dumping his ass and kicking him out of your house but his PS4 was not yours to give away and to be honest well it's possible that mother did a terrible job raising him you yelled at her and berated her for Stuf
f her grown ass adult son did that's super uncalled for op responded I paid for the PS4 oh so that's cool come on down to the C oh no reminder he's 24 like oh no fully fully grown uh someone said you're the [ __ ] sometimes kids grow up to be wonderful because of the parents who raised them and sometimes they are serial killers I wouldn't have assumed it was her fault and now she has reason to say something similar to your mother um uh she also didn't the mom just ask what happened yeah that's t
he only context we have is she's just like hey what happened that says that says he is not telling me everything that I need to know and I need I'm I'm coming to you I'm like I know he might be I'd be curious what the mo how the mom texted that or phrased that cuz if she just goes hey like you guys broke up what happened yes yeah or like you know as opposed to what did you do to my son did is that what it says no it's just said what she messaged her saying what happened that's why I'm like okay
yes it should have been a phone I think she had so much yeah so much going on in her head 100% you just witnessed a traumatic thing that's insane it just needed a little more communication totally again it's like you know like when um you're fighting with your partner and then you have that one moment where you get to be likeing crazy and irrational and you just like unleash it happened to his mom like you know it like she didn't do it to him she well she's probably scared of him for good reason
he covered a ball in [ __ ] and GL with glove yeah I got to be honest if someone if I watch someone cover a ball and [ __ ] and throw it at some kids I I'm probably not GNA try to I'm probably gonna be like I'm out of here so she was like let me scold your mom instead of him yeah I get that guess um I don't get that I mean I get it but I don't like I don't yeah it wasn't it's not the right move no um no uh bro the perspective of those kids those kids had a stranger things like story this is a k
ids on bike situation where they're like dude we all experience something together that will bond us for Life B for life you're never forgetting if an evil clown comes out of the sewer they're going to be like we got this we have handled way worse [Laughter] I mean dude holy [ __ ] when you get this ball it's a bit of a gift to those kids those kids they they're going to meet up when they're 40 years old and be like poopball poopball dude yeah dude poop like what's up how are you yeah we've been
through the [ __ ] all right next story I fell in love with my rival this is my favorite kind of story uh it's called anime okay um it's called Shakespeare it's called it's called half of Archive of Our hour Shakespeare is anime let's be real uh so this comes from True off my chest so it's a it's a confession someone is making that's the whole point of this subreddit yeah well [ __ ] I am a man I am a man and he is also a man I thought I left this gay phase at 15 but no I knew him for about 3 y
ears since I started drag racing and since the first day we have had our rivalry but despite that he was always there whenever I needed him there he was he saved me so many times and still counting corny I know I just woke up one day and felt the need to see him touch him in all sorts of ways he just went back to his military service this has this is just everything hello this has everything he's Dumber I need the movie rights yep I'm here I bought my ticket I'm at AMC yesterday I thought he was
just being nicer a hug is not something unusual but when it's all the time it's it's something else right today I just realized that I love him I love him and I feel heartbroken it feels like my heart was ripped from my chest maybe he was just being nice because he would miss me and my mind got the wrong signals I needed to get this out because I just don't trust anyone to spit it out and he could see this Ryan I love you with all my heart I [ __ ] love you so I haven't read or watched red whit
e and royal blue is this this is better this is better better wow uh wow is there an update comments uh a drag racer and a marine I'm assuming I he didn't tell me you're right this is better than red white and Royal wow um that every sentence it just kept getting better that was like a a fighting game when you're getting a combo going it was like like whoa there was new information each sentence yeah oh man holy [ __ ] that's the best Reddit post I've ever seen wow just every day I was going to
say that I was like is that the caliber you get all the time I need to sign up for Reddit now some comments here I hope Ryan sees this uh someone said someone said no homo I swear but that was a beautiful profession of love go get your man it was important because I was about to call that commenter a homo I'm so glad that they specified but thanks for saying that man thanks for saying that dude you saved yourself uh someone said what in the watt pad it's so cute okay yeah wow all I have to say i
s wow five stars sis nebert give it two thumbs up from Heaven it's a good thing we have an update yes yes yes it just keeps getting better please please let it be a good update okay okay okay as I confessed my sad heart aing story a month ago that was quick AF Ryan obviously got the tea because a mutual friend on this subreddit went on snitch mode I received a letter this morning from him I won't go into details but I couldn't be happier to tell you that he reciprocated my feelings I feel like f
or once in my life things are going right I was in relationships before but never felt this way I've been chuckling like an [ __ ] all day long and I just thought to give the last post a happy ending that's it thanks for reading wow wow wow wow that is everything W Saving Private Ryan saving Ryan's private oh my gosh that's so good you been chuckling like an [ __ ] in Cloud9 from this this this is going to be enough to keep me through the rest of the year [ __ ] this whole episode proves Reddit
to be a beautiful magical place oh my gosh they I really do need the movie I do need or just the lifetime special just something yeah truly like and I'm assuming when he said drag racing I'm assuming not RuPaul's Drag RAC I'm assuming we're talking about like literal like race drag race oh that's so good that's so and and to proclaim the Love on Reddit just to like I need to freaking take up I I need to try this technique because this and somebody sent it to him and then he just did a quick litt
le update cuz he's obviously in love he doesn't even want to be on the internet that long he's like just heads up I'm in love chuckling I know I I want to know this other person who went into snitch mode he's so happy with this person who went into snitch mode y oh into snitch mod that's a friend I'm going to connect that's so good look it's one of those where I'm like even if it's fake and I don't think it is even if it's fake well done sir I didn't even I didn't even think about that you're ri
ght it could have been but I don't care if fake then Shonda ryes went on Reddit and gave us free [ __ ] no that's that's yeah so good that's amazing so many details to that holy [ __ ] am I the [ __ ] for singing a song at my gay friend's wedding and outshining him this is a lot of outshining right these stories here that's a good title is it important that his friend's gay I guess we're going to find out I guess we're going to find out but like why does he have call all your gay friends gay fri
ends look like gay weddings wildly different from regular weddings that's starting to be a new trend I'm seeing in these stories is when someone adds adjectives that are completely Unown necessary to the story uhuh but but maybe we don't know maybe maybe it's important here hi everyone this account is a throw away you know it's going to be good oh boy this is a 25-year-old woman uh my friend Mark a 25-year-old man married his boyfriend James a 26-year-old man last week the wedding was beautiful
and one to remember for sure however something happened during the reception and now Mark is upset with me so I came on here to ask if I was in the wrong Mark didn't have any bridesmaids or groomsmen but he did have a select group of people close to him to help out with the wedding planning which I was part of during this stage Mark approached me and asked me if I could sing at the reception I've been singing since I was little so I was honored to be asked to sing at my close Friend's Wedding I
told Mark that I gladly would well the wedding day arrives and the reception gets going soon after after the speeches I was called up to the front to sing which in my opinion went pretty well however during the Dance Floor portion of the night Mark came up to me and it was clear that he was upset about something I asked what was wrong and he claimed that my singing took attention away from him and James on their big day I was shocked I told Mark that he was the one that asked me to sing at the r
eception so I don't know why he was getting so worked up and that I thought that he and James would have loved it he stormed off and refused to speak to me for the rest of the night for the past week I have been messaging James to no response I don't know if he's reacting this way to just stress or if something happened between him and James that he's taking out on me or if it really is just that my performance outshone him because Mark thought thought it was too good or whatever am I the [ __ ]
there's there's so much we need some there's some context we missing here I sang some song and it went really well and now everyone's bad I feel there's got to be a detail that matters that's not being mentioned right oh absolutely still missing the importance of it being a gay wedd it yeah no it was that yeah we Pi that up gay way um so the verdict was [ __ ] which with that context that doesn't with what they told right yeah if someone told me this in person I think I would just be like huh I
wouldn't be like oh man what the what the freak they suck I I would I would not really trust them but I'd be like oh damn that sucks it's not adding up but the verdict here is [ __ ] so I think so there's more context I think in the comments we are probably going to get some uh some insight uh someone said info did you agree on songs and length of time to sing and did you stick to what was agreed the reason I ask is to try and figure out any way that you could possibly have upset him on the fac
e of it the situation is bizarre op responded nope no requirements like that requirements no requirements they didn't specify anything okay but we that's leading me to believe that she's saying like a 45 minute song or something she's like hold on one more song One More song like did her whole set yeah yeah yeah yeah she brought her B yeah with all her songs an entire radio head album um someone else said there's a difference between singing a song and a full-on performance if this were simply a
song she wouldn't be doubting herself op responded it was just a song you know what that brings up a good point why would you even ask am I the [ __ ] with what was written there right yeah like I would if I if that was if that was the entire story there would be no reason to even question am I the [ __ ] right it sounds like this person came on here saying please tell me I'm not the [ __ ] but I'm not going to give you full context that would show you that I was the [ __ ] I think I think ther
e's also we're still missing context because that first reply from op that said nope no requirements like that 98 down votes she's being dodgy yeah and Opie responding it was just a song 83 down votes it feels like you would volunteer it was this song this is the like the time it was or they Mark friends and they found the thread oh yeah they're voting it down yeah 98 times uh someone else said info did you pick the song choice or did Mark and James op responded I picked the song 255 down votes
keep seeming like this person just needs to volunteer what the song was yeah just tell us tell us what the song was so someone goes info how long did you sing and what did you sing they're just demanding it outright yes you were asked I can't help thinking that there's more here to this story op responded I sang goodlooking by Dixon Dallas uh which has 244 down votes I don't I don't know that song I don't know this song either it's like a country song but we have the chorus of the song He's boun
cing off my booty cheeks I love the way he rides I can hardly breathe when he's pumping deep inside kiss him on his neck and then he kisses on my busy call him daddy while I holler man that boy so damn goodl looking looking looking yeah play it we want to hear it we didn't want to get demonetized by playing the song but just look at those reactions get ready for a lot of talk about fussy okay hold on I I was not expecting like a country song with a I've never heard a country twang say busy busy
my buy um kiss on my busy okay well now that okay so now it's it's making a little bit more yeah you know and now now there's a lot of context of why they said my gay Friend's Wedding like they knew exactly what the problem was did she think this would be like sweet and inclusive or I think this is this reminds me of we had a story where a uh woman wanted to wear a dress to her gay Friend's Wedding that that was covered in rats and stuff there's a there's a meme online called like gay rat weddin
g she wanted to wear a whole dress that was like we support gay rats and it's it's it's once again where it's like hey you're you're thinking you're doing something and you're not there should yeah there should be like a there should be like um a subreddit called like when being an ally goes goes too far or whatever like this is like it's trying too hard to the point that you become like bigoted what I love is she's going he's mad that I outshined him and it's like no that's not what's Happening
Here Lady you sing a song about kissing busy wasn't it like that's that's what happened buy didn't she also say that I was just too good yeah like like oh I was just too good like I was expecting like Mariah Carey or something man like there's there's such a like unless specified unless Mark and James were like Hey sing something nuts sing something crazy and funny and stupid then it's there maybe be some leeway but they were just like hey could you sing a song right or they she saying that tha
t's vile it would be acceptable if they gave homework and they were like hey just choose any song just make sure it has the word busy in it then we're good right just give us that that's all we ask for has to be a busy song yeah I this is just nuts I mean yeah the verdict is very clear on this one yeah and her what what makes her even a more of an [ __ ] is writing this post and being in this much she's not in denial is what's funny she's leaving out the information so un she knows what she did
yeah like she thought it'd be a like she had to have thought like oh this is going to be funny like everybody's going to think it's so funny you sang a song with busy in it I think you need to go like okay I know the exact moment that upset my friend probably uh probably the pumping inside me yeah it could have been that it could have been that part of me is like what is English not her first language does he not understand what these words mean I no she she knows damn she seems to know I'm tryi
ng to find some way that this person didn't know better but it seems like it was almost malicious have you guys ever witnessed anything uh as cringey as that at a wedding uh at like a wedding I've been too there was like a at my sister's wedding there was like a guy that nobody knew that was like really drunk and gave like a really heartfelt speech about about my sister and her husband and none of us knew who this guy was your sister didn't know who he was I think he was like maybe he knew the u
h my brother-in-law yeah but everyone was like what the what's going on who is this guy damn and he was wasted and gave this he was like crying and gave his very like emotional speech and everyone was just like who is this damn uh well that's incredible that's an incredible story I can't get now that song is gonna be stuck in my head myy like there's I'm gonna wake up in the middle of the night with that lyric in my head that song's going to be stuck in my head all day busy next up we have some
silly stories with our friends Zach and Chris and also a girl who wants to live out her despacito dreams see how that goes am I the [ __ ] for buying a murder house and not having a problem living in it uh throw away because I don't want this on my main all right throwaway is a this is throw account they made a brand new account just for this post cool cool I'm a 40-year-old man my fiance Sarah is 37 and her daughter Kim is 16 Kim's dad died when she was six Cara and I met when Kim was 10 I didn
't meet Kim until we were together over a year and knew things were serious my relationship with Kim isn't parental but we get along without fuss most of the time I feel more like an uncle figure than a parental figure yeah you're the [ __ ] it's youring stepdaughter bro car it's your [ __ ] step no I don't really see her as a daughter she's just kind of like a dude I live with are you talking about a dude who happens to be a 16-year-old girl oh my God Cara's mother was just in a major car accid
ent and she couldn't leave Kim due to her online school schedule Kim had friends over without permission the last time she was left alone for a few days so Cara asked if she could stay with me for the next few weeks she doesn't have a firm return date yet and I agreed I bought a house a few years ago and finished the re Renovations and remodel last fall I got it cheap because a murder occurred here over a decade ago and no one touched it until I fixed it up it's not like there was blood or anyth
ing anywhere and the way I see it someone probably died in most houses and buildings that exist preach it sucks but death is everywhere Kim has been staying with me since Saturday and she even seemed excited when I gave her the grand tour I showed her the basement hangout and said she could have a friend or two over if she wanted so they could have some fun after all I know she's worried about her grandma I showed Kim the room I put together for her which made her cry cuz she must have thought u
h she'd just be in a guest room yeah cuz she wants a dad I wanted her to feel at home because this would be her home when she and her mother move in things were going great until I found Kim crying in the kitchen this morning she went for a walk when she woke up and upon chatting with a neighbor down the street learned about the murder that happened what hey you moved into that house E I thought that I thought I thought for sure that's literally what she I thought that's like a fuing Scooby-Do b
ut I thought for sure it was going to be the dad setting it up I thought the dad was going to be like me trying to bond with my 16-year-old cuz he didn't tell no I'm glad he didn't tell it um literally she walked down the street and there just like so looking to enter that house e all right I see you're in the mcil house literally this is nasty business the neighbor was very descriptive and told her far more details than I knew Jes and Kim asked why I didn't tell her I was honest and told her th
at I knew a major crime happened but it was over a decade ago by now it's not that I don't care but the price of this house was too good to pass up there's no way I could have afforded a house this nice and this big under normal circumstances Kim demanded that I sell the house because she doesn't want to live here when she and Sarah uh can I listen to a 16-year-old girl telling me to sell my damn house Kim demanded I sell the house because she doesn't want to live here when she and Cara move in
with me I told her that's not happening Cara is too preoccupied with her mom to deal with this right now but Kim is at my throat Kim thinks I'm cruel for not caring enough about her to sell my house when I told her that I care about her and even made sure she has her own room she snapped and said that I just don't get it am I an [ __ ] for not having an issue living here um I want to know about the murder yeah so Kim the the daughter talks to probably this in my head creepy ass neighbor who goes
into full detail more details than he knew and now she's just thinking about that in this house of course she probably is like dude I cannot live here um but he's also look as an adult he's like dude I bought a h like I'm not going to sell a house like I I can't afford a different house now I'm saying this without context I think there's some context in the comments here even before the context can I say I think he's asking the wrong question it's not Mi the [ __ ] for being okay living in this
house it's am I the [ __ ] for not treating my future step stepdaughter like a daughter like he's treating her just like someing roommate how long you need to care about what this person thinks and you need to work work to make her comfortable I don't it's not like yeah great that you have no problems living in this house your family has a problem living in this house and you need to be a father figure and step in well I think I think he said uh Cara is too preoccupied with her mom to deal with
this right now but Kim is at my throat so the mom hasn't necessarily said that she doesn't want them to live there yet right so I think if he and Cara both agree like hey no we're going to live here as as the parents then then that's think the path way to do that she's 16 so two years yeah that's scary look if I was in her shoes I'd be I'd be I me at 16 I'd have been terrified I'd been like I'm gonna get killed by a ghost but if this happens in my life I'm not like hey Reddit am I the [ __ ] it
's like no I'm working with figuring out how to make her comfortable and and working through that not like hey my 16-year-old stepdaughter is a real dick right let's see if the comments clear some stuff up uh here's a comment from op I was planning on sitting them down and discussing the House's history soon anyways due to their lease ending after the summer but I hadn't thought that my neighbors would gossip about what happened before I could talk to them first especially Kim because she's stil
l a kid um someone else said no one's the [ __ ] as a rule I don't like to call teenagers the [ __ ] here especially ones going through major life changes like Kim is which is why I said not no one's the [ __ ] versus not the [ __ ] teens behave irrationally to adults all the time and they have big emotions it's not surprising to me that a teen is more creeped out by living in a murder house as you called it than an adult who understands the cost of homes and the fact that death happens everywhe
re teen horror movies literally use murder houses as plot devices especially given she was told this by a stranger and given too many details instead of having a trusted adult explain the house history to her and why it's not dangerous to live there now though if there's any [ __ ] in the story it's the neighbor I agree the neighbor is an [ __ ] the neighbor's weird he sees some 16-year-old he's never seen before in his life and he's just like you want to hear a scary story it's such a hor movie
you want me to ruin your life uh response from op uh to that comment this response really helped me see a new angle that I hadn't considered I think that considering the details it was domestic abuse a man killed his wife and the fact that her mother and I are about to get married okay the gears are turning I need to have a serious heart-to-heart with her tonight hopefully dinner from her favorite place will help thank you for your perspective that is true this is the beginning of he's flating
his money yeah nothing like nothing like a little PF Changs to tie things over uh no one's the [ __ ] but your neighbor what were they thinking I don't think Kim has a right to demand you sell your home but I'm going to give her leeway for being uncomfortable and anxious due to her grandmother's situation 16 and and 16 and neighbor inappropriately detailed about the murder I mean look I just think this is a creepy ass neighbor I I would be more scared of the neighbor than the murder house no and
I think especially the nature of the crime like I I think it's going to be super important that he talk to her and also yeah I mean we're not even I don't think we have time today to go into the like him being like Oh like I see myself as more of an uncle like blah blah blah like that's yeah that's a definitely added layer it's a whole different can of worms where it's like you know I mean maybe that's maybe that's a discussion he had with his partner like hey I don't I don't want you to be a f
ather figure like she she doesn't need that like maybe there's another man that is a or another person that's a father figure like can I tell you I feel like I would accidentally be that neighbor I'd be like really like dog and you'd be like oh you moved in really [ __ ] up stuff happened there oh it's crazy I think that's I but a kid like a kid though adds the layer of like if I see a six for one honestly and I don't know what this who this neighbor is the neighbor could have been a another tee
nager for this actually does remind me because on my block there's a family that moved into a murder house and they have a 16-year-old daughter and I just had a very similar conversation wow okay um wait a second wait a minute how recent this post but also like I look if the neighbor's a grown man I think it's weird that a 16-year-old girl was walking down the street and he was just like hey hey why are you talk why are you talking to it he's like so you you know the Lord he was just trying to k
ick off a side quest yeah I love this next one okay okay this one's awesome we might have a legend based on the title but I might be very wrong am I the [ __ ] because I brought a bottle of ranch into a restaurant absolutely not that's a legend you're right we'll see we will see maybe we're going to eat our words here big is the bottle yeah I've got the ran last night I went to dinner with Michael it was our third date and he took me to one of his favorite restaurants it was a hole-in-the-wall P
olish Hungarian place we ordered our food and he ordered a sampler plate so I could try different things there are very few things I don't eat with ranch I just like it and it helps make some things easier to eat so I always have it with my meals when we get our food I ask for some ranch the waiter said they didn't have any and offered to bring out some kind of sour cream and Dill sauces I I tried them and they just weren't the same I told Michael I'd be right back took my wallet and left the re
staurant I had seen a convenience store close by when we arrived so I went there bought a bottle of ranch and came back Michael looked shocked but didn't say anything and ate his food the food was great and we got some conversation going when the waiter came over and said outside food wasn't allowed I said dressing isn't outside food and they didn't have what I needed to enjoy my meal I didn't want to ruin the evening so I took it out of out to my car and returned when we finished and left Micha
el thanked me for coming out with him but said it was really off-putting that I had to leave and go buy a bottle of dressing instead of just going one meal without it yeah I told him I wouldn't have had to do that if they had ranch or any dressings like a normal restaurant he didn't walk me to my car or anything and just left I went home and told my roommate about my date and his attitude and she asked me if I was being serious she thinks I had bad etiquette and embarrassed Michael to the point
that he was probably going to stop talking to me I don't think what I did was really all that bad it was a condiment not an entire meal from someplace was I wrong for what I did I I redacted the uh the legend definitely not you judging I I thought this was going to be like I thought this was going to be like Olive Garden it was going to be like I'm sorry man I know you have Ranch but you don't have enough yeah I need so much Ranch are judging a cultural like you are judging yeah the already it's
not like a chain restaurant or anything it sounds like a mom and pop Hungarian place that's not a and sour cream which is exactly like sounds delicious sounds amazing it sounds really good the dill sauce like then you should have you should have I mean I don't I don't know if she clearly probably just didn't know what type of food this was going to be like she thought I don't this just sounds like someone who very um American Centric like normal restaurant nor probably has only been to chain re
staurants this is finally like the thing is it's great it's good on her to like try other things try new things but uh well also it's not even a matter of like are you the [ __ ] it's more like that's just a really dumb thing to do on a on clearly like a on early date who Michael by the way I love that he's just consistently Michael yeah this this person didn't start off Strong by just being like last night I went to dinner with Michael it's like what the one that got away yeah I guess if you're
like telling a story like last night I went to dinner with Seth Seth what you need to know about Seth we didn't get any of that no it just zero cont don't know don't know's going here um horrible to do on a date also I think it's a little bit weird that Michael didn't say anything to her coming back with ranch yeah we don't know we don't know I think this person would leave that [ __ ] out but we don't know but also I don't know if someone did that if I'm the type that if I was on a date and I
and I was like hey I love this restaurant I love this place is really awesome it's this hole in the wall and you're there and then she's like do you have Ranch and they're like no and she's like I'll be right back and leaves and comes back with a bottle of ranch that she just bought I'd be like oh and I in my head I'd be like I'm about to never talk to you again yep I'll I'll sit here for this meal I'll also point out the fact that that was crazy what you did in a very jokey funny way I'll be li
ke you really like Ranch I'm like I hope you like cuz it's one thing to be like I I can't I I really have a hard time with maybe the texture of of a said food or something but to be like I can't eat something without ranch is so intense I guess I'm like H Ranch doesn't have that much flavor no it doesn't I feel like I need to solve it I feel like I would have to be like really you really went out and got Ranch I'm so embarrassed I would have been so embarrassed yeah oh 100% yeah I'd say it's als
o for me what it often is is not necessarily the action but how you back up that action and saying like normal restaurants and and like fighting back to the waiter and like when the waiter's like no outside food and there's like it's just it's a condim I'm like that's almost more the red flag to me than going and getting the ranch like and it's one of those things that you need to be really upfront if it's like you cannot eat a food without ranch you need to be like oh you want to go out to eat
do they have Ranch I I have this thing where I need to have ranch with every meal it's got that say that not that this takes away from it but it's got to be in their head because again Ranch doesn't have that much flavor so what is it actually doing like it's it's a fat it's a Milky fat right and so it's expanding your taste but it's letting you taste more so you can pallet more so like the sour cream is going to do it it's just got that Tang but then that dill sauce it's just like dill sauce in
my head sounds like it's going to be like a ranch with instead of like the oregano with those seon herbs it's going to be Dill instead of those it's not going to be that much different did she even try it she didn't even try I doubt the thing noing way she tried it would would this be a this would be a deal breaker for all of us right it would be it would be it wouldn't see it's a deal breaker for me because I love food I don't know I don't know the ranch on anything I can I can definitely hand
le the ranch on anything I can handle being rude consistently like if it was a consistent rudeness to a service industry worker that is a deal breaker for me so it depends because this feels like and we're at a mom and pop restaurant so like in my head I'm like if you need that ranch with this meal we can box our meals up and go to a place that we can put Ranch on it that's not disrespectful to the people that just cooked our disrespect and also the server must have been upset for them to say an
ything cuz as a server I've seen some crazy [ __ ] where people bring in crazy [ __ ] and usually I'm like I'm going to just let this one go but if it upsets me enough I'll say something so the server must have been I would have said anything if they brought it you went to the store and got Ranch you need help first of all second of all eat your eat your meal they established they they established enough information when they said like they didn't have any dressings like a normal restaurant I'm
like all right yeah that's all I to hear that's all I needed to hear wait is it a deal breaker yeah it's a deal breaker and I'll it's a deal breaker not because I'd be like you have to have Ranch you're weird it'd be that I would say and I would probably say this I'd be like hey I love food I love trying new foods I love there's not a genre of food that I've tried that I haven't been interested by or like and I like to explor things and if you can't do that then we can't work that is true there'
s so many experiences that we're limited by now go find someone else who also will just just likes basic right I think it is a deal breaker you're right on like the first couple dates but if you are together for a while and they have this thing but we're not going to get we're not going to get to that you're right my deal Breer then it's a deal breaker for me too because my stomach and my mouth is my way to my heart like there is no way that we're not going to try all these different foods like
you're not going to be able to travel with me no polish Hungarian not even that like different from like what we typically eat at CH restaurants like dude you're ordering I bet you they have schit or like uh like brought worst come on like and if I ever want to go to like [ __ ] I don't know like Thailand like we're not getting ranch oh no we're not getting ranch so limited so limited like you're not and what are we going to eat the whole time you're going to bring Ranch in your suitcase you act
ually that's another good point you can't travel exactly yeah um some comments here back in the day I went out on some bad dates but expecting an Eastern European style restaurant to have ranch dressing and nipping out to buy some would go down in the bad date Hall of Fame someone else said yeah you're the [ __ ] did you even try to enjoy the food without the ranch this is so gross to me why don't you just eat ranch since it seems that it's all you enjoy okay uh don't be Petty yeah at a five-sta
r restaurant I'll have I'll just have the chicken tendies op probably um and look man I love some chicken tendy I was just about to say at a good restaurant I love chicken tendies um but but also come on yum and at the very least look at the very least just communicate this communicate this right off the bat don't get to a date and then leave your date also don't leave your date alone to go she didn't tell him that she was going to get the r she maybe did but I don't even like that anyways weird
it's weird it's that's bad etiquette well it's just like stubbornness to not even try what they have is not really immersing yourself into the restaurant so that's a little bit disrespectful like bringing you there very different if you're like hey I'm limited by my allergies I'm limited by this by whatever this is a very clear choice um but anyways yeah moving on wow yeah fired up I'm fired up too okay could have been a legend though like bringing a bottle of ranch into a restaurant like Buffa
lo at face value we ran out sorry no Buffalo Wild Wings you bring you're like I have to bring my own hot sauce cuzz your [ __ ] doesn't get hot enough that's cool that would be I I don't mind that I'd be like I want to party with that person yeah cuz the mango habaniro is spicy I can only handle so much this is titled shower prank uh it comes from Paranormal encounters I am a strong believer that if you acknowledge something it gets stronger this happened to me months ago and I just want to put
it out in the world in hopes that it takes away the temptation to bring this up to my fiance all the time one evening after work I went to take a shower I will admit that I had not slept the night before for so I was incredibly tired I had my music as loud as it would go on my phone so I could hear it over the Rushing Water about Midway through my music volume lowered to silent I turned around to open the curtain to find out why when my fiance pulled back the curtain a little bit stuck his head
in the shower and grinned at me I looked at him with confusion and he popped his head back out before turning the light off and closing the bathroom door to say I was Furious is an understatement I really don't like certain kinds of pranks call me lame if you want and one involving wet and slippery Darkness just just hit me hard with how tired I was I immediately stepped out of the shower flipped the light back on the switches right between the shower and the door and stormed out of the bathroom
without even getting a towel I found my fiance sitting his at his computer with his headset on and absolutely laid into him he had this confused and panicked expression as I asked why he would think that was funny telling him to never do that again he asked me to explain what he did wrong which made me angrier but when he said he had been playing since before I even went to shower I believed him to begin with he hates pranks even more than I do we've been together for six years and he's never s
o much as jumped out from a corner to startle me and I've never seen him mess with anyone else he is not the type of person that would even think to do something like that but I was so tired that none of that sank in before I lost it on him along with simply not being the type the setup of the apartment would have made it impossible for him to get back to the office without me hearing him between the bathroom and the office there is a noisy metal baby gate the living room the kitchen and another
noisy metal baby gate in the office doorway I would have also heard his footsteps on the wooden floors if he were moving uh as quickly as he would have needed to I've thought about it over and over it's the creepiest thing that has ever happened to me and I want to write it off as being uh sleep deprived but I had to turn my music back up I had to flip the the light switch back on I had to open the bathroom door to get out we leave it open when we shower because it's just the two of us and the
bathroom has poor ventilation for steam I made him check the apartment for anyone else even though I know what he looks like and that face was him I asked him to stay in the bathroom with me until I wash the conditioner out of my hair I think about this every time I shower now we've had some random things happen before that stuff moving to places we know we didn't put it sounds we couldn't rationalize forever um the the motion sensor triggering on the cameras over nothing but nothing near this l
evel before them I don't know what I'm looking for here other than a moment to ring out my brain but if anyone has had a similar experience to this misery I would welcome some company not keep us up at night I'm destroyed after that I just picture a man in the mirror here's Johnny like honestly that's I think showering that's scary I mean have you ever seen the movie Psycho like what that's crazy you got a haunted house Miss also baby gates they have a lot of baby gates L baby gates but do you h
ave a baby the love yeah they never mentioned a baby which is almost makes them scarier than whatever demon is in their house I also like how there's multiple levels of baby gates like Area 51 for their baby there a swipe card yeah yeah we have high security cuz our baby is maybe it was the baby yeah um was it the baby just going like right looks just the dad has the exact Dad's face that's terrifying scary super scary what are your initial Impressions on what that would be do you think it's a g
host what's hard is that if she was sleep depr deprived sleep deprived fine but if she she has to turn on her phone and turn the light back on and the door it's like so many things where it's like okay probably I know something paranormal going on I I'm of the belief of like look if we have we can only assume that they're telling the truth the there's the added element of I'm being honest here as a skeptic when I read these types of Stories on Reddit my initial impression is always like well I d
on't know who this person is and could just write a story and get karma and that's but yeah taking it as it is and I you know we hear this is not some insane story I've never heard anything like it yeah uh hearing it as it is yeah my initial impression is oh you were tired but your phone turning the volume down and the lights going off at the same time so that's not an electrical issue and the door shutting there's just there's a lot of elements happening at once and his face and his literal fac
e wild wait is he lying though she's saying it's impossible for him to get back up St I don't think that's the case if look the scariest scenario here in my opinion is if he did it and he's that weird like husband CU If he if he just really silently cuz she had to get out of there and it was dark and stuff he had time to like slowly make it up and then Baby G loud Baby G if if this husband who never pranks her decided to suddenly pull an insane prank like this and lie to her mess her up make her
believe this was real then yeah that that's also very implausible so I mean what what were we talking about Poltergeist uh ghost um no uh but we have some comments here have you ever looked into the history of the place like who lived there before oh yeah yeah op responded uh it was originally a factory for making pots and pans uh her unit only had one previous group of tenants that destroyed the place but nobody died someone else said hello friend sounds like you have a mimic on your hands I h
ighly recommend a spiritual cleanse of the house if you would like traditional methods to cleanse your home and establish protection to prevent reoccurrence please let me know I am an Interfaith minister so please let me know if you practice a particular religion and I can give you advice to suit there's tons of things you can do to get rid of annoying pests like the one you have isn't that creepy it's like it's a rodent yeah I almost think this guy this person scares me more than mimic yes I ca
n help you hello that's a thing that's a thing like at my girlfriend's house Selena spooky boo who's also like a YouTuber she her house is really haunted and we've ghost hunted there before but there's been so many instances where I see her and I'm like talk to her or like I've and it's not her cuz she's in a different yeah like there's those kind of like mimicry why do they say that they have mimics a Reddit user pulled up the definition usually it's a demonic or negative spirit that mimics peo
ple you love or are comfortable with so that specific energy can gain your trust and then attach itself to you m um we did like a whole Seance to get rid of it and everything it was intense and did you and yeah I think so it hasn't shown up since we did it and that was like a couple months ago did anything happen during the Seance no no nothing like I've not it was just really creepy the mimics like no that's what we do on Tuesdays anyway I I love that light as a feather stiff as a board yeah we
like walked around our whole property with salt we like saged everything we laid a fire we like threw stuff in the fire it was wild love that [ __ ] yeah you we should do stuff I would love to there's the added level of uh ghosts and then demons yeah that's a whole other thing is a whole another level super scary super scary um uh you know uh this is the type of thinking that I have like right if if this if this happened to me right so where I'm like okay I can't deny that I witnessed this thin
g but I'm also like I said I try to believe everything I also I used to have this theory that I would think about when I was a teenager and I was really into this stuff of you know what if time you know it's the true deductive thing time is a flat circle but if all time is happening at once and there's a Multiverse of Dimensions that are all happening at the same time what if you're just seeing another like time folding in on itself and you're just seeing an image from the past or the future or
a different dimension whatever like there's just like or you know there's there's other things that things what if they could Collide I don't know I'm not a scientist what I'm saying is a stupid guy thinking about this stuff but that's where my brain goes infity am of possib my Bel NE de grass Tyson on this podcast man yeah let's get it no no but it's true that's kind of like what the I feel like the afterlife is kind of like it's like a different dimension it's like that's very valid thin place
s right where people believe that Spirits are always around you just like maneuvering or trying to like figure out how to get up like to where they're supposed to be that makes me feel actually more calm when I think of that but that's not what my first brain thinks my first brain is like okay someone has unfinished business infiltrate my body mimics mimics like I automatically go to the scary thing yeah me too me too there's a lot of discussion here and someone sources uh cited uh the Australia
n Department of climate change electricity gas and water that um carbon monoxide can often be uh an explanation that people use for stuff like this they go inhalation of low levels of carbon monoxide can cause headache dizziness lightheadedness and fatigue exposure to higher concentrations of carbon monoxide can cause sleepiness hallucinations convulsions collapse loss of consciousness and death um another source says like if you or others in your home ever experience ghostly symptoms you should
have your furnace oven and or other Gas Appliances inspected by a professional now I think I'm of the opinion of like get that stuff checked out just in case automatically for sure just in case and then if it keeps happening it's like well we ruled that out exct hello I'm having ghostly feeling you come check out my f yes they come in with sage and then come check out my refrigerator please that's a wild one mimic all right that's scary first one is next one let's see what it is am I the [ __ ]
for not caring or saying that my apartment is haunted to A New Roommate hilarious oh boy where do I even begin with this one first off this post isn't about the science or thereof of what the Paranormal is or isn't I want to be somewhat distanced from that I've lived here for about 2 years one night a couple months into my lease when I was about uh about to fall asleep on the couch I heard what sounded like a mechanical tune from a children's toy chest for like four to 5 Seconds a Jack in thebo
x toy would be a fair explanation I was half asleep and just attributed it to a dream induced auditory hallucination or a sound from the TV it occurred again another night which got me interested I wondered if it was something coming from the outside since a window was a jar maybe another apartment but I don't hear any other external sounds in this old thick concrete block not a peep the third time around I froze in my steps and the top of my mind went to Echoes from the past I mean this is just
cool and sort of sweet I can't characterize it very well it's tin likee but sounds like it's neither near or far it sounds like it's on the floor but under a thick blanket like an ice cream truck is around the corner or something occurs about once every other week for me it's just like well I guess that happened type thing after the first few instances of this was I supposed to be freaked out or something there's also a few other types of sounds like a split second of a drawer or cabinet openin
g thuing can't say I really care that much sometimes I don't even remember it until I'm reminded of it I decided to reduce cost by getting a roommate a few months ago I met someone for coffee and we hit it off no apparent issue as far as ability to to pay or owning too much stuff no pets agreeable demeanor Etc and moveing day was a breeze but as it turns out well let's just say some people are more sensitive than others I received a call one evening and she was hysterical and had barricaded hers
elf in a room I rushed home she said she was in the kitchen minding her own business when all of a sudden she was startled by what sounded like thuing which of course was followed by Casper's silly toy playing ass the immediate impression was that of an intruder and she panicked and ran to her room her anxiety was so bad that I had to take her out to a bar to have some beers and help take the edge off I apologized that I didn't tell her about it it slipped it just slipped my mind really but did
I have to apologize informed her she's free to leave without paying or accept some lowered rent she just kept looking at me like I'm some [ __ ] running a house of horrors while I just kept shrugging and Downing K's Banquets the verdict was not the [ __ ] that's so funny just like oh God no it's just Casper yeah yeah it's just a it's just a music box I don't know I don't just to me that makes me even more scared cuz then it's like oh your your place is haunted you know like yeah but I don't know
like can you imagine just like going to like a place to be like hey I'm I'm interested in being your roommate and they're just like okay but like this place is haunted yeah you wouldn't like you would never get a roommate but this guy truly this person truly doesn't care sounds like they're just like yeah which is sometimes the way to go about that stuff and the ghost is clearly just doing their yeah it's not like is upstairs like he justac okay first of all this person's like an author the way
they're explaining stuff a jar door jar I clock it sounded like it was the sound was on the ground under a heavy blanket yeah under a heavy blanket it's not near it's not far it's an ice cream truck it's not here it's not there ice truck around the corner sips Kors banquet yes yes that's I like the effort they put into this red improv teacher was like you got to be more specific he's like got it co B near it sounded like it was in the past it was a memory from the past Echoes from the past Echo
es from the past this this was well written I was really appreciating this is bro Stephen King that's I was going to say Stephen King E from the past but I think he his place is probably haunted like there's just there's sometimes um uh what's it called uh like just ghosts that kind of are on the same schedule every day that kind of do the same thing I forget what it's called that's where I really in like I said of like it's it's some event and time and it's just replaying like a broken record y
ep I was going yeah I was going to be residual a residual haunting so it's literally where a ghost is kind of they don't even really know that they're in the afterlife and they kind of like go through this this is also in selita's house she has this man that kind of like walks through the same areas like in her house and it's really weird sometimes you'll see them sometimes you won't but it's always in like the same area or like the same it's yeah it's so weird like I sound k go with you yeah ye
ah come to it's in Ontario like in the middle of the woods it's the creepiest place ever but it's wow yeah it's really interesting and we've been to other houses where um I was just at a place with Sam and Colby who are ghost hunting YouTubers and uh uh Colby Selena and I saw Sam walking with the person that was taking them through the house to do the tour and we both all saw a girl in a in a blue sweater walk past with them and they're like oh like who else is in the house like we thought it wa
s just you two they like yeah it is just us and we're like cuz all of us saw and we're like like I've only had it where I've only seen it but the it was crazy when that's supposed to be a residual one too yeah it's crazy so residual so they don't they don't know that they're dead they are just walking they're kind of going through their their day their day interesting at least that's what I've interpreted it as oh do you think it's that maybe like yeah they're they're still catching up to the id
ea that they're dead and maybe time just works so different that you for them maybe that for that ghost it's it's only like 5 seconds but for us we see it as yeah like time it doesn't they were there for hundred years it's like actually just took them like 5 minutes but in their plane of existence so quick am I the [ __ ] for talking about my Heritage uh this also ends up on am I the devil I'm not too surprised that a lot of travel stuff ends up there yeah yeah fair I am 38 years old my family c
ame from Scotland back in maybe the 1600s or so I live in the US last year I got my first passport and I decided that Scotland would be the first place to head after all I have Scottish blood I did a bit of research on my family tree before I left and I learned that apparently I am entitled to a coat of arms and I had that drawn up a couple of days ago I was drinking in some Pub and some Scottish LS uh started to ask where I came from I said where is my family from Scotland they then said do you
know what iron Brew is and I said no and they said and they said well then you aren't Scottish then mate no I tried to explain my family history and how I was just as Scottish as they were I told them I had grown up around Scottish culture and I even told them about the clan that I am part of they said you ain't no [ __ ] Scott eventually the Publican escorted me outside told me that I was barred for causing a ruckus was I an ass it isn't like I was wearing my Kilt nobody in the pub was but why
the [ __ ] should I be punished because I come from the US I have just as much Scottish blood in me holy [ __ ] uh these are why people hate us tourist so much crazy oh God uh um so I've I've been to Scotland before and there was a day where I woke up and I was pretty hung over cuz I was at the pub the night before MH uh the Whiskey's really good and um I stumbled into a like a cafe and I was like I need to find something to like help and I see Iron brew and in my head I go that's got to do som
ething and I I drank it and I was like what is this yeah it is I had no idea that i' had entered a realm that I had no idea about what is iron Brew I I I have no idea but what to tell you other it tastes like soda that's flavored like bananas yeah and it's got uh it's got iron in it it's got like feric acid or something like a coffee nood a sports drink it's like a soda but they I you know you you go to like uh you'll see like people drinking it with breakfast is it good I liked it a lot um it i
t does look like a sports drink though it kind of has like a does it like a muscle man kind of thing on it so you I thought it was like a I thought it was like a Propel type of thing no more of a soda yeah but I still liked it I drank it all how did you feel after like iron no my first time I I was in Scotland I drank it so much that I lost my voice like I think that that I turned to iron that I turned into Iron Man um I I will say uh and I mean you can definitely speak to this uh Scottish peopl
e were so nice but I can also imagine if you tried to pull this [ __ ] on I'm like holy [ __ ] um look my family came from Ireland in the 1800s I am not Irish I'm American and it's like I don't your blood doesn't matter man you're you're you are culturally American and they know immediately I think it's fun to go back to you know go back to places like that it's a good reason it's a good but yeah these guys wouldn't have been upset if he said oh you know my family moved from the from here in the
1600s like they'd be like that's great but don't tell them you're Scottish just as Scottish as they are what the hell man like you know there's a lot of culture that happen in the past 400 years Haven been a part of yeah yeah dude that's so insane man that insane that guy's nuts that's pretty nuts I love that he got kicked out of the p i I love though that he called him the Publican he's that bought into him he called him LS too yeah like he's that bought into him being Scottish that's crazy th
at he is calling the bartender a Publican and the other guys LS I don't know what L is oh oh definition uh info L is a Scottish term for Troublemaker a crude and oish person yeah I love that he's just like he's already like these LS yeah I'm just as Scottish as he has only watched Shrek recently dude that's so embarrassing God oh my God holy [ __ ] that is the biggest ick I think yeah uh also op spelled iron Brew but correct spelling is iir n-b Ru I remember that too I remember being like what i
s this yeah did they did in it did they they spelled they spelled it out iron Brew they're not they're not Scott no I love how quickly like I loved how they knew the exact question they needed to ask yeah have you have you had iron Brew yep no then I'm sorry man yeah you're not yeah but also I I've had iron brew and I'm still not Scott so I don't know what to tell you yeah I like how it's not like whiskey they're like no it's not whiskey it's not beer it's not it's iron Brew yep um gorgeous gorg
eous country though um uh some comments here you're the [ __ ] it's been around 400 years since your family lived in Scotland you should have said I'm from America but have Scottish ancestry there's a difference between growing up in a country and having ancestry from that country you're the [ __ ] for one insulting the locals when you're a guest in their country and two making a post that paints Scottish people as inhospitable LS your word if you can't behave yourself abroad then stay home uh s
omeone said you're the [ __ ] you're the American yta you're the American uh yeah it's true he painted them as being shitty people and they really were so cool yeah when I visited U but I've never visited anywhere where I felt like the people were mean so I've been I've been fortunate um different cultures of I think a lot of Americans probably think certain people are [ __ ] because of the way people expr things I've heard that about like Germany like Germany's they're the opposite of Americans
where they're not they're not going to put on a face for you yeah you know they they they actually see it as weird to smile to a stranger they'd be like you don't know me yeah why yeah um but uh it's very this very American this guy is very American well was this his first trip did he say cuz it sounds this sounds like I got my first passport yeah cuz my my first trip I I I probably was somewhat similar like it was like in college and I went and I like tried to fully become European and I came
back to college and that whole semester everybody called me Euro Garrett cuz I was trying to be European that whole time what is going on you guys I was wearing like turtleneck sweaters all the time it's so cute sweet um your your bathroom doesn't have a bedet it's like your first time you don't know you you're just like oh this is so cool I'm embracing this I love it I get that I'm just glad I but you weren't an [ __ ] to the locals right right no I I didn't try you came back and you were an [
__ ] to everyone back everybody at home yeah a little different yeah um yeah don't if you're American don't do that no just don't man I don't care doesn't matter where your family's from yeah this comes from True off my chest my fiance is reconsidering our marriage at after visiting my home country interesting to start did they visit America to start I come from a small island in the Caribbean part of the us I moved to the US 5 years ago just after graduating University and landed a job here sin
ce day one my fiance has been romanticizing what it is to live in a tropical Paradise that is my country I love my country and I was raised there but it's not even close to a paradise of course it has its charms but not close to that level well we were planning our honeymoon and she wants to stay there for 2 weeks and travel around the island I am not fond of that idea because I have seen it all and she wants to visit unsafe areas around the island her main point of Attraction is a place that is
in a huge musical video but it's not a safe place for tourists so I said fine let's just do a quick visit before our wedding so we can see what what's going on she immediately accepted and one month later we traveled to my home country she wasn't impressed but I kept my mouth shut we arrived at the place and I already know to today is a hot day to be there I try to convince her but she insists on going in the locals are eyeing us and my mind is screaming we should not be here not even three fee
t in and two guys confronted us she started talking and her broken Spanish parenthesis sorry babe just made things worse I tried to calm down the situation and we left soon after I kept my mouth shut even though I just wanted to tell her I told you so because this was stupid from the start on her way back home she didn't say a thing even after I tried to open the conversation well today one week after we arrived she left her ring at the nightstand with a note telling me she needs some time I fea
r this might be the end of it all she never does this kind of thing is this Puerto Rico hold on really quick the top comment is she built her future based on despacito yeah yeah yeah for real for real when when when yeah he was like he was like he was like it's part of the us it's like Caribbean island I was like I was like this is Puerto Rico then it was like I she saw it in a music video I was like f dude she tried she tried saying the lyrics to despasito to the locals to get to to make good o
h no that's like or Bad Bunny it's either despacito or Bad Bunny what fantasy world are you living and someone responded to that saying hold up this was in Puerto Rico she bypassed all the beaches the mountains Old San Juan the food uh kbra and VI Vias and other Islands the food and dumped him over the location of that video n man op needs to block her on everything from now to Eternity she only loved the idea of him having an exotic boyfriend oh yeah you know what I also just want to point out
like what an awful pitch for a honeymoon it's like hey for our honeymoon let's go to your hometown she was Ro this place I grew up in I don't want to go back and he's saying I don't want to go back yeah I mean like on a lot of those I like like everyone has these like romantic ideas of like Caribbean islands like vacations but there is like so much poverty in most of those areas and a lot of times like people are relegated to the resorts where it's like intentionally kept nice because the locals
are kept out of there um also music videos like is not real I know it's like bro those are there's lights there's there's color editing it is not what you think it is I also think it's really messed up that like he literally was born there and she just was not valuing his Insight like like no she didn't trust him which is she's like no no no despasito knows Daddy Yankee would not do me wrong you know though it brings up a good point which is like you know is social media travel culture kind of
creating a false expectations for certain countries because as you've pointed out and I've I've heard this from other people too just and also just reading about it of like yeah those a lot of those islands we think of like the tourist parts of it which are pretty much like you know the yeah it's it's this glamorized small sections yeah and we think that's the whole place and it's it's not true and I feel like social media always gives a false idea of anything yeah Bali Bali is a big one like it
's yeah I mean I guess I shouldn't I shouldn't generalize but yeah yeah we all have like this false sense and it's not like look everywhere is dangerous we're not saying like go if oh if you go to an island it's like scary and there's crime there's crime everywhere there's violence everywhere no but not exactly advertising every aspect of a of a place like you just have to be smart about it like it's not it's not like a Fantasy Island like there there's there's poverty there's there's right and
I think I think the the social media aspect is true but I think this person I think she's just not on like she's on another planet she's very like the fact that she was like ignoring op's like hey this is not a good idea okay fine walking up to this area and locals immediately having a problem with it and her being like no no no no and like trying to speak the language is like so you really have like no regard for for like what reality might be outside of what she has no respect for her fiance y
eah like this is where he's from and she's like no I'll I'll handle this yeah it's giving Valentina it's giving I want my fantasy this is not serving my fantasy like I don't know yeah the the comment with the Exotic boyfriend is is wild but probably not inaccurate yeah someone else said sounds like she was fetishizing you and your home country either way it's not your fault you did what you were supposed to do some someone else responded to that saying absolutely she was fetishizing him and also
clearly has no clue that life in the Caribbean is nothing like an all excl all-inclusive resort um someone else said let her go it looks like she was in love with the romanticized idea of having the potential to live on a tropical island or so then her idea busted if she was really loving you this experience would not affect the personal relationship with you there's a tweet here proof that in Instagram influencers have ruined everything my hopes and dreams were shattered when I found out the w
ater at the Gates of Heaven is actually just a piece of glass under an iPhone uh yeah so oh I've heard some like sketch stuff about B but I mean like whatever man well I think the thing is this that don't trust what you see on Instagram yeah people people fake all sorts of [ __ ] not only are people touching up their faces and their bodies they're touching up the environment they're making [ __ ] not what it is and the reality is like what we're talking about is when weever we think of something
as a paradise it's like no it's a country a country includes everything yeah every country in the world includes something of everything there's no such thing as a paradise that's otherwise everyone would be living there yeah be like let's go there um no it does exist it's called Tallahassee Florida okay uh there's an update very quick oh okay she called off the engagement I don't know what to do probably just drink while I play some Halo with the boys before trying myself to sleep see you yeah
no that's that's a happy ending for that guy happy ending for that guy Slayer this next story comes from relationship advice ooh we got you mhm we got you let's make a whole show about it here we go toue expose o i a 23-year-old woman have come to find out that my boyfriend who's 26 wears a tupe and hasn't told me oh no oh no it obviously is a really good toupe obviously is a great one need help figuring out how to react changed ages slightly to stay Anonymous I recently have come to the conclu
sion that my boyfriend is wearing a tupe and hasn't told told me about it I started finding hair that was clearly fake around the house and felt his hair for the first time he usually shies away from letting me touch it and it was clearly a wig as a black woman I'm very familiar with what fake hair feels like and he is definitely wearing a tupe in addition he only takes baths around me with the exception of a single shower where he came out with dry hair I've also only been to his house once and
the bathroom looked like it had been cleaned up specifically because before I got there I've talked about my fake hair with him before and he's never even looked like he's considered telling me about his it feels like a breach of trust after knowing each other for so many months that he can't just tell me how should I approach this edit for those wondering the problem isn't that he wears it to pay it's that he won't talk about it or acknowledge it despite how open I've been about my fake hair w
ith him oh no I I I I I think I I feel bad but why it's a little funny to me is that I'm like like as a guy like it's okay to be bald like it's I mean it's okay for anyone to be bald but like societally it's not even like a thing uh I feel like he's a 20 he's a late 20s man there's tons of bald dudes out there just but I'm I'm I now I'm picturing just a very I'm laughing cuz I'm picturing a wig that is very clearly fake so obviously fake like just a wig that does not match the guy like an emo wi
g like babe what's what's wrong sorry and the day before it was like a full afro it's different every day it's a completely new haircut he's just like yeah my hair is crazy see sorry it's humid today so that's why my hair is down to my waist I have a friend actually who so just walk with me so one day I get a text message from one of my friends it's a link of a viral YouTube video right and one of my friends who was balding actually got a a man like a wig like a lace rut the video had like 5 mil
lion views in such a short amount of time and like it looked really really good it looked good and we all knew it was fake but it got to the point where he left it on too long he tried to D it no he tried to D it you got to take the wig off yes he tried to D it and what of my friends say hey man I think it's time to Let It Go but it's like it looks really good and I support it from a distance I never seen it in person but like from what it looked like the video probably has like 20 million views
now yeah D and different friends reached out to say hey man you see so and so in this Su video I'm like yeah I seen it my my cousin has and I'm not trying to call out my cousin but the other side of my family has uh early baldness and it is something where I think and there's many reasons that people bald early like one is obviously just genetics or hormones or something but also like you can't have alopecia or like other so I think like it is a legitimate thing like a real insecurity that peop
le have and like obviously it's not one that I've had to deal with but I do think that it's it is funny for me because the J's position in my mind is your partner is someone that you should hopefully be as open as possible with and then also your partner is a black woman who is very openly telling you that like she has experience with it she also has them and she's aware of it so it's just funny to be like no uhuh not at all and like you're talking to the expert here they they're missing an oppo
rtunity to go wi wig shopping together whoa see that's the problem but I wish she would reach out to him she could actually teach him some techniques she should just say I know it's fake no cuz he's probably got good glue that would hurt I think I I think I feel bad for him I I mean I do feel bad for him because the the only thing worse than like having an insecurity is desperately trying to like hide it and and that's such a struggle day in and day out for people and I'm sure it would be so fre
eing for him to know that she's like hey I don't care yeah like she it it doesn't seem like it affects how she views him and so for him to be able to like not worry about that would probably be so great for him but that's I feel bad for him that he's trying so hard to to not even let your partner be able to like touch your face or hair that's he's going to eventually have to tell her eventually but like my thing is what else he got to hide you know he's hiding way more than when he hiding under
the that's what it is the toupe is a front uh some comments here I think it is hilarious that someone who wears wigs considers his toupe a breach of trust uh uh op it's not that he wears them it's that he isn't vulnerable to talk about it uh which had 25 down votes oh um I get I get that it's like it's up to him and it's his journey to like but it yeah I I understand the position also that she's in where she can obviously tell but she can't call him out on it and that's but but I think yeah goin
g back I just I the thing is she's just trying to tell him like hey I I'm attracted to you regardless of that so but I get that it's tough yeah it is and obviously cuz like we don't deal with it because like I know a lot of people especially growing up like people get an accidents and and they might like lose teeth like I know many kids where like you would have no idea until they show you you know I know them for two or three years and they'll pop out like four teeth that are in different spots
and you don't know that it's like really and and I can understand how it's unfortunate that the way that you look you get treated certain ways that you don't have control over so I can understand why you would want to present a certain way or like avoid attention but I do think that it's not fully communicated I think in the post what op is trying to say or at least how I am interpreting it that's true you know she wants to say I think it's weird that he can't be vulnerable with his partner whe
n I'm trying to give him the space to open up and I think that it's getting a little clouded in her trying to tell him what he needs to do that's true she's just like hey I want to establish trust in this relationship I get that cuz it would be it is tough when you know your partner not telling you something yeah um but they seem that they they're early on in their relationship I think so my take is just that this guy will feel better once he is honest with his partner yeah he will feel better u
m because he'll be like oh I don't have to hide this it reminds I I like to to my own personal take is like I used to wear lifts in my shoes and it didn't do much it added like an inch of height but you did yeah yeah bro when he said that to me I had no idea what well they were like massive they wer like crazy it was like an inch SOA but that was forever ago I stopped wearing them pretty early on when I when I got here and I I felt so much better yeah I felt better to just be like yeah I'm short
and okay and then I like I don't know then you can't really love yourself until you really like accept it um some other comments here I wouldn't call it a breach of trust it sounds more like he may not trust you enough yet to admit something so personal if he had a weird toe but always used socks you wouldn't find it so strange I guess some men are very insecure about balding and feel less of a man for it some attempt treatments implants and the like I'm thinking that tupe may have been a last
resort after all else failed whatever you say be kind and reassuring as it will likely be exposing a very big insecurity of his on the bright side it will uncover ha how he reacts when faced with his insecurities that's a good comment mhm that's beautiful I like that I I think that comment was great and it's something for me like I I don't experience baldness and it is something that I think you know a lot of people are insecure like they said and it makes them feel less of a man and that that s
ucks that really sucks it does suck it also is crazy to me some people choose to be bald because they think they look better with like I see what's funny is like they talk about like they're less of a man I only attribute baldness to like really action heroes like it's literally like Vin Diesel Jason STM The Rock like I don't know In fairness to him fake hair on women is seen as a lot more socially acceptable I'd be a bit bummed that he didn't feel like he could tell me would maybe consider it l
ike a yellow flag but it wouldn't be a gigantic deal to me someone said bald guy and not sure what to tell you but I long for a day where dudes wearing wigs is acceptable I want to Fabio my [ __ ] up without getting laughed out of every room of people I know that is the true I I didn't think about that I didn't think about that it is strange how it is seen in a certain way yeah um that's like almost everything though I feel like a lot of the the Norms are being like washed away I appreciate you
know cuz it does suck to try to put people in a status quo based on how they want to present and based on your history with them cuz like if you're friends with someone you know you give them leeway in order to express themselves but if like all of a sudden your boss wants to show up with a Fabio wig all of a sudden like that's going to make them treat you different or vice versa it kind of sucks you know yeah that's so true like in a professional space that's probably why he doesn't want to do
it you know yeah yeah I guess it comes back to the thing that I feel like we get from a lot of Reddit stories which is just like someone's body is their business what they want to do and like maybe it's not even about like that he's insecure about being bold maybe he just truly likes doing that and it's say that like he might just actually like how it looks it sounds like things could be really good if there's honest communication here more time to spend together hey babe do you like my wig what
do you think about this one how about this one you know that' be cool I mean my girlfriend colors my hair cuz she can't do it to her own oh yeah mhm looks good thanks mhm next story today I [ __ ] up by reading about gay Penguins to my Baptist school preschool class hell yeah that's awesome I just got a job as a preschool teacher at a Baptist Church School it's not what I studied to be in college but it certainly keeps life interesting due to being a teacher with a low budget for nearly everyth
ing I get all the books I read to my kids from the local library usually I borrow any anywhere from 20 to 25 books at a time so I won't have to go more than twice a month I didn't prescan today's book because most children's books are pretty straightforward colors cute animals oddly specific life lessons whatever today in class we were learning all about penguins I had picked up an Tango makes three from the library because a there's a penguin and Bam I've got my circle time book covered for the
day I began reading the book out loud not really tracking the plot development as most of my cognitive energy was focused on my vocals and theatrics it's how you keep the kids entertained when suddenly the two boy penguins of the story began to act like a couple once the story progressed to the two boy Penguins raising an egg together I realized I had captivated my students attention but but Mrs user Honeybadger ho is her username on Reddit all right uh how can they make a baby without a mommy
I was bombarded with questions about God Jesus boys loving boys and can girls love girls too fun fact the book is based on a true story about two G gay Penguins who raised a girl penguin who grew up to also be gay I suddenly realized that they had probably never been exposed to this idea before and that I had majorly [ __ ] the bed in context woo gays gay it up I don't give a [Laughter] [ __ ] woo gays G up woo Gaz G up woo gay G up I'm G to have a sign for Pride that says that wo gay G up for t
he entire rest of the day they asked me and the other teachers if we had two daddies and started telling their parents about the two daddy Penguins when it was pickup time now I adore this book and I and will totally read it to my kids but as a new preschool teacher at a very Christian [Laughter] church tldr today I [ __ ] up by accidentally reading to my Baptist preschool class about gay penguins and probably opened a giant can of gay worms at home uh gay wors at home I don't know as a teacher
you didn't really up by teaching them something that's real like yeah it's like no this is actually like a scientific event it's a true story so you read them a true story about a real thing uh you're doing what teachers do I'm sorry their parents yeah don't want them to know about I hope I hope that that I hope that teacher doesn't get like long-term impacted by that because like just we hear so much about schools Banning so many books mhm and it's like yeah on paper like that is what that book
is it's a scientific event actually happened this is just a cute youthful way to tell kids about what happened but in schools like that they're reading between the lines and they they you know it's it's confirmation bias of what they don't want to hear so that's that's tough it also I will say the kids' reactions completely contradicts an argument that you hear so much from people of like well their kids they're not ready to hear about it it's like the kids were clearly very ready to hear about
they were stoked yeah like they had opened up a whole world for them yeah they were intrigued and asking can can girl Penguins love each other too and it's like yeah it's yeah it's like I'm glad they're hearing this at this age because that's when you should be hearing because then it's all normalized and also as someone who considers thems a gay penguin I love the representation I consider myself a gay worm at home I want a gay worm we have gay worms at home gay worms at home oh my God uh some
info quickly the book she read and Tango makes three was one of the most banned children's books from schools last year oh my God that's so insane I'm sorry you're Banning nature a real thing um of course it's in the US yeah yeah I mean sorry if you didn't know it's the US yeah I mean technically like this teacher is unfort they are they could be in trouble because it's like if it was in any way just a book that wasn't appropriate uh the teacher didn't screen the book ahead of time which I stil
l I'm like no like that this book isn't a problem it's not inappropriate it's literally nothing there's nothing appropriate it's not like the book went into graphic detail about like mating and stuff like no it was it that yeah it sucks I mean I love books and I think I think it should be available to kids and you know it's yeah and the maybe that's needs to be more intentional with funding books for the students well that's also the thing it's like yeah like whose fault is it really mhm althoug
h that does make me want an adult version of the gay Penguin book yeah like a romance novel yeah absolutely gay Penguins yeah that'd be pretty awesome he put his beak on my chest I just fured like you know when birds like do the little thing in the feathers sorry anyway Morgan Freeman's there he's like now I don't know what's happening but I'm trying to figure this is a lot for me to handle uh some comments entertaining and heartwarming today I up although I laugh more at the thought of little k
ids referring to op as honey badger ho yeah Miss honey badger ho someone said all joking aside that is a really great kids book hopefully the reasonable parents will use it as an opportunity to talk about different family Dynamics with their kids and the others don't create too much fuss op responded that's what I'm hoping to it's such a sweet story and I really tried to emphasize that love is everywhere I'm glad that she didn't like I'm glad that she didn't deny yeah she adapted to the situatio
n really well it sounds like yeah cuz I think other teachers at a Baptist school would be like no this is wrong like they would immediately do that I am glad she leaned in um did that did those kids a huge favor yeah yeah oh got to love those gay Penguins next up we have canceled weddings and some of the biggest [ __ ] of the year so this is a 25-year-old woman writing this uh my boyfriend who's 33 suddenly told me he wants to establish traditional gender roles once we get married oh okay that's
it we don't need to hear anymore moving on to our next St yeah the last one I have been with my boyfriend for three years now and it has been wonderful we've been talking about marriage lately and as it felt right for the both of us over the course of our relationship we often talked about what our goals are and what we wanted our future together to look like I was always vocal about how I wanted a more equal non-traditional relationship we both work we both don't want children I expect to have
a joint account with him and pay our expenses proportionally based on our income I do make more than him but I don't mind since I believe us to be a team and for the last three years he's agreed with me or so I thought these past two two three weeks we have been setting a timeline on our wedding plans and all basically talking about all the concrete steps in little details and so I asked him again how he wanted our marriage to be like but in more detail he suddenly told me that he wants us to h
ave traditional gender roles and I was so confused these past three years have not been that way I am so confused how he just expects us to change after marriage I have been dating him and wanting to pursue something serious with him because I love our current Dynamic and he seemed happy too I have made it clear since day one that I want to maintain what we have now until forever he has never told me that that was not the case for him now I feel tricked SL lied to he told me that although I make
more of the income he wants to be the man of the house the leader and so what he says goes he has the final say in the decisions and I cannot be questioning what D I told him this will lead me to not being heard and miserable it will make make me feel less valued he says it's the best way to avoid arguments sure less arguments because what I think wouldn't matter but I will build resentment and then it's no longer a happy marriage there's less arguments I'm sorry there's less arguments if I mak
e all decisions we won't argue if I'm the only one who can speak right if i s your mouth sh there's going to be L arguments he's got a point he's he's got a voice technically the truth in my previous post I mentioned that I have seen him binge watching alpha male podcast recently I was about to say I think this dude was red pilled there's no way and I don't know if he has always thought this way or if it's recent all I know is that my whole body is telling me this is not it I cannot marry him it
sounds like trouble but I am I correct for thinking this way I don't know why but the last three years have been so wonderful that it's so hard for me to wrap my head around this this sudden switch please give me some advice and courage H that sucks I wonder how often that's happening to women nowadays with all that [ __ ] with all the podcast yeah just just men getting convinced of this stuff like it's just sucks it's so detrimental it's such a bummer it it goes back to to the point that we we
re saying earlier as well where again you hear something like this and at first glance it's like oh my God that's ridiculous like she needs to leave him again but it's still like no that's not always who this person was and it's really hard to shake off all of the hurt that's happening right now because of all the memories you had before that like it's a it's a very drastic change and and I I feel so bad for her because she's definitely navigating a lot of like is this a change that I need to ju
st walk away from or is this like just a phase like what's going on this isn't the first story we've had like this on Reddit stories um there's been other ones uh there was an insane I think you were chance were you there for the one where they were they were friends and suddenly he was just like yeah you're my girlfriend oh yeah and it was like a whole similar type of ideology of just like yeah you're you're the I get to decide that like just just fully brainwashed into thinking like women are
lesser and I can make decisions for them it's unfortunately happening and it's so awful um crazy some comments here I would have laughed the entire time I packed someone said seriously a 33-year-old Manchild so gullible and naive thinking he's an alpha bro L to the for the red pill uh took took to fall for the red pill expect tox toxicity and childish Tantrums from now on just end it and watch him melt down another comment it sounds like you never really knew him he sounds like he's always been
a misogynist you just never got a clear and direct answer from him you say you were always vocal about what you wanted but was he you never mentioned if he agreed with you you said you asked him again which shows you never had a solid answer yet you both still talked about marriage did you both agree on things or was he passive ly acknowledging this doesn't sound like a sudden switch this sounds like he was passive and now he's actively acting in his own best interests it's just that it's come d
own to crunch time maybe when you look back at your first interactions with him you'll notice the pattern of passiv passivity on his part not saying that this is the case or it's on you but it's that the signs were always there it's just not easy to recognize them women especially are conditioned to tolerate a lot of things because being single as a woman is the worst thing ever to alpha males as it happens be wary of what you think is right for you and what's expected of you to tolerate op resp
onded I think you are right actually there were many times where he would just nod and if I directed a question at him he'd answer vaguely to kind of match mine and deflect I think that made me think he agreed especially since he never said anything opposing it and he clearly knew my position I think I just expected people to be honest and gave him the benefit of the doubt I'm naive I guess thanks for your response um yeah I think that's that's definitely an important uh note that the person who
made that comment made as well like it is 1,000% not her fault um nor is it like you know any woman who finds herself in that situation because yeah like it it these ideas aren't just like crazy and out of nowhere like they clearly were something that were it was something that was in place once so it's like in a way it was like not crazy at some point like that was something that actually was out there so it's you're right it's like in a way women are just kind of conditioned where it's just l
ike well as long as we're not actually going back to that like this is something that's okay and then you have something straight up in your face and she's still kind of like what do I do instead of being like I got to get play yeah yeah and also it's like now I don't know it it doesn't seem like she was uh yeah she was letting a lot of things slide he's clearly watching a bunch of podcasts and stuff that she wasn't aware of like I mean if she knows that he's doing any of that or watching any of
that and consuming that stuff it's like okay that's not lining up with what you agree with me on and I I don't know I think if these things are this important to you as I'm sure they are for everyone it's like it's not a matter of just saying it and getting a nod it's like you kind of should talk it out and really like hear it from him uh cuz yeah this is not the first time we've also had ones where a a guy will just be like yeah sure yeah and then suddenly gets down to it and then that just ha
ppened in the other story today yeah no it's it's people who clearly are you know thinking oh well okay you have your fun little ideas you'll change once we get and then when they have a point to make they have it all outlined and they have plenty of words to share yeah no he's he's a piece I overcompensate like in uh in like the relationships and friendships that I have I feel like when whenever I have a point to make I feel like I'm like oh no let me be clear about this and I also want to rece
ive from other people like oh yeah no definitely otherwise I'm like wait how do you feel about it though exactly you know yeah you could say the these guys are afraid of the response that they're going to get but I also think it's that they're thinking oh I know she won't like what I what I believe so we need to get married first so that she can't has which also stupid because once you're married someone still has a choice but they're he's thinking in Old School I lock it in yeah your blood and
ink but that's a that's a dangerous person I mean really like anyone who thinks any form of that way I think is dangerous completely um because then what else are you going to condone that is absolutely ridiculous all right update and Trigger warning uh there is uh like pressuring sex in in in this so if you want to skip ahead our last story is going to be of a lighter tone than this but let's get into this thank you all for your responses I wanted to update you guys on what happened and hopeful
ly answer some of your questions along the way I luckily don't live with him or have any shared assets he also did explicitly say that he expects me to continue working so I guess he wanted The Best of Both Worlds and before we started dating I was hesitant due to our age Gap I have heard of horror stories so I've been very careful about power dynamics but he was amazing for the last three years so I did put my put my defenses down eventually my friends and family also like him they always said
we genuinely seemed happy together and complimented each other well on to what happened he came over to my house the night I posted on Reddit which isn't unusual we spend most nights together after work I knew I had to break up but didn't know how to yet I was still debating if I should ask him more questions or just end it and if I end it do I tell him everything or keep it concise luckily he did not suspect anything so far so it bought me some time to figure out my next step I thought as soon
as he came in though he tried to in initiate intimacy and I said no since I was not in the mood understandably so he got angry he has never done this before we have always had a very healthy fulfilling sexual relationship but now he kept trying to convince me to have sex with him and asked me why I was putting my needs over his that I just that I can just force myself to do it for the sake of our relationship I said that I wasn't feeling well I know I shouldn't even have to Justified though no h
e said that even if I'm not feeling well it's not an excuse I was disgusted I fell out of love that instant I mean I was already in the process of it but this really did it I also felt very unsafe I stood my ground told him that this is not consensual and that someone's health is more important than his need for sex I kept repeating it until he eventually stopped pushing but he didn't leave my place until an hour later I was afraid to get I was afraid to anger him again by telling him to leave s
o I just stayed quiet doing stuff around the apartment until he decided to leave luckily nothing happened to me but wow I told my friends and family everything they support me in my decision to break up and help me prepare my speech I asked him to meet me in a public space the next day as one of the comments suggested my friends were nearby keeping an eye he was still angry at me because I haven't been talking to him and I refused sex he asked me why I expect him to take care of me when I'm unwe
ll but I didn't give him sex yesterday uh I decided to not waste my breath in explaining something so basic I went on with my breakup speech as prepared where I told him everything how disrespectful he's been all the podcast Stuff Etc he suddenly looked so scared and begged me to take him back he said he understands what I'm saying and that I'm right about the podcast and that he will work on it he was trying to convince me not to break up but I did not believe anything he said I held my ground
and told him there is no room for discussion it's over and I left now I feel a weight lifted but I am also heartbroken I know this was the right thing to do I just feel defeated I wake up so anxious and feel like crying con constantly I am barely eating I am seeing a therapist next week to help cope if you guys have words of encouragement and maybe success stories of meeting your person I'd love to hear thank you all sincerely you all help me in finding courage and strength in my time of need W
thank God she got yeah yeah thank God she got out oh my God yeah um scary Town scary Town USA I I would say for anyone that is that is an unbelievably instant like get out go go abely any form of that um is an immediate leave uh oh my God what a terrible person yeah I should to say it over and over again I'm like you're not listening clearly you're not listening and then and then he just tries to like flip it and then just wait wait wait I'm so sorry I know too how delusional this guy was even t
o himself yeah cuz he clearly wasn't thinking it was ever a possibility he does not know who he is at all and this man is 33 like he needs to get a grip he needs to get some help and he needs to be completely just change himself around I I feel so bad for her too because she's like talking about she's like if you guys have words words of encouragement maybe success stories of meeting your person it's like you're 25 you're fine like you have so much time you have the rest of your life truly but b
ut you're very young and but I know I remember how I felt at 25 and you think you think it's over if breakups feel like death when you're like in your early 20s cuz you're like oh my God and again like there's still that like even if it's not like your specific timeline of getting married like you're still like in your in your head I guess I'll say like personally for me like I don't want to get married like anytime soon but I've always grown up with like these numbers in my head of like right l
ike before 30 or like your biological clock or like maybe in your mid 20s or like my parents got married when they were like younger than I am right now like there's all of these ideas in your head that are floating around so I mean breakups in general suck but a a one that lasted like three years you can't help but write the fallacy you can't help but think like oh this time was wasted and it's like but it wasn't you Lear don't cry because it's over smile because we happy it's never wasted D ev
en even most bad relationships you you learn so much the reality is and I think this is my take on it's not necessarily an age Gap it's that someone in their early 20s I I worry that a lot of guys especially dudes in their 30s if they're dating someone who's in their early 20s it's like are they into you because of your insecurities are they into you because they think they can pull one over on you because once people are in there once people have gone through what she now that she's gone throug
h this yeah you can't pull that on her anymore and I I think there's a lot of predatory men out there who probably immediately recognize that and go oh [ __ ] I can't I can't fool her I can't trick her like and I you what is all these trickery but it's I mean it's it's full on just predatory the last thing that I'll say too with the age Gap it's also not my I I don't think there's a magic number or anything it's it's definitely just individual personalities and maturity levels what do you know a
nd what does this person know and are you able together are you able to be older together like are you able to just fit into these different timelines right no I mean there's there's that guy could find a woman in her 30s that he could find the same way to pull it on her but I think that's what he was looking for I get that sense and he was like I can't I have this power I have this ability yeah and he's a coward and he's an [ __ ] um I liked it some comments here it's funny how the minute it su
nk in that his behavior has alienated you he began the Frantic begging and bargaining well done on on remembering you have innate worth and self-determination you're strong and brave someone else said yeah op I remember your post and was one of them one of many that encouraged you to get out I am so damn proud of you someone said I decided to not waste my breath in explaining something so basic Champion nice someone said hey it's not easy to end a serious relationship your investment of time and
shared experiences in love was not wasted it brought you to this place you know exactly who you are and what you deserve you did good proud of you I think this is I I'm not happy she went through any of this but like she is she is double the person she's got some tools in the tool oh my God yeah no do not [ __ ] with her now lesson learned experiences like that's all just going to come in handy for her life it's like Bella once she becomes a vampire now we have to move on uh it's a 34y old man
my wife who's 32 has been cutting the strings off my pajama pants and she won't admit to it not sure why what a strange crime huh she wants my pants to fall off you really said a lighter note some background we have been married for 10 years this behavior is pretty recent the situation really isn't that bad but I was hoping someone could have an explanation I've asked her about this and she denies it but we don't have kids or anyone else in the house so it can only be her in the last year or so
I've been discovering the tie strings from my pajama pants have been disappearing again we don't have kids and I'm the only one who actually has to leave the house to go to work so she's alone in the house a lot her pants still have all their strings but none of mine do what is this I have bought more pants to replace the ones with missing strings but those eventually go missing too what we have a good relationship and I don't know why she denies it when I ask about it it's really not that big o
f a deal so I I don't really press the issue it's just really bizarre she's a bit of a prankster and so am I but I don't know what the point of the prank is if this is indeed some sort of practical joke does anyone else have any experience with this sort of thing what the hell is going on my ly crying sometimes I I do notice sometimes the strings of like your hoodies or P like pants can get lost in the wash they can get lost in the wash it was also your delivery Shane we are kind of pranksters b
ut I can't figure it out we are we are pranksters but somehow the strings I have a string theory but not the usual kind this is crazy this is nut it's hers are fine she still has her strings oh she has all her strings what the hell is this woman's deal actually she's like maybe it's like the guy who tells his girlfriend that she smells bad all the time what if what if what if one night he hears like rustling from the closet and he opens and she's eating spaghetti but it's not spaghetti it's all
the strings it's all the strings from all the pajamas she's like I was picturing like a like a little monster covered in pajama strings going like oh my god oh sorry it wasn't my wife it was the string monster I wonder what if they had a pet he doesn't clarify if they don't have pets cuz what if he leaves his pants on the floor all the time and the kitty or the dog get it oh cats would totally get that [ __ ] um okay there's comments and they provide some info I'm wondering why oop immediately c
ame to the conclusion that it's his wife stealing the strings uh op response because we play pranks on each other and this is the type of prank she would do she'd do the long con too so I wouldn't put it past her to do something like this and keep it going for a year I'm dying is great someone else said why is your first instincts to trust distrust your wife op responded it wouldn't be the first time she had pranked me in this sort of way and denied it for months until I finally believed her wha
t just to say gotcha and admit to it I honestly thought it was one of those again uh someone else said I don't have a wife and all my hoodie SL draing pants lose their strings in the laundry anyway so that's something to consider yeah like what if they do their own laundry for their own clothes and she's really careful about her strings and he Lo his go away we have multiple updates oh thank God so predictions now what are you placing your bets on I think it's prank yeah I think she's just you t
hink she's pranking him weak game I don't think she's pranking him I think they're getting lost some other way but why aren hers getting lost like I don't know I think this is his fault is this a Dr zeuss book what like what is this okay okay a thing a thing I've lost my string okay so I just got home and checked inside the waistbands of all my pajama pants I only have five of them so it didn't take long no strings in them so they definitely didn't retract I need to get some sleep so I'll check
the washer drum and filter when I wake up what this guy's got to go to work this feels like a horror game this feels like Five Nights at Freddy's it's like okay I'm checking checking the closet okay I'm checking the laundry okay it's all okay I'm checking and all jumps out and steals the strings yeah I feel like he's like I feel like Jim Carrey would play this person like this feels like a Bruce Almighty bit you know what I mean checking yeah where are the strings but where are the strings okay
okay update number two oh boy someone in the comments suggested maybe my cat had been taking them out and hiding them since cats tend to have hiding spots there's one of the spots is under the couch I just checked and I found one there it's just one but it's a start I'm going to check his other spots too okay you you need to throw a cat in the mix tell us about the cat if the story is about strings and there is a cat the cat is involved the cat is involved cat string plus cat equals cat yes that
's it and that's math and that's cat math update number three okay so when my wife woke up I told her about finding a string in our cat's hiding spot she was amused and wanted to help me look at his other spots for them too well none of his other known spots had them but she noticed something weird about the back of our other couch it had a small hole in the bottom of it I shined a flashlight in the hole and found a whole bunch of random stuff in there we took the cushion off this section of the
couch and cut a hole next to the spring and voila we found his true secret stash all my strings were there not only that but we found pretty much all of my wife's missing smaller squish mows and her missing airpods we even found airpods we even found a missing pendant and the body of Jimmy haa no stop we even found a missing pendant uh that we've been trying to find for years I'm going to buy her a box of chocolate it was the cat wow and it and the string we called it we called it the the cat t
he the missing strings were like the least valuable thing this cat wasting this cat was setting up a battle station in there I would piss my pits if I saw a cat holding airpods in its mouth holy [ __ ] like got to go got to put this in my little hole time to go sometimes I wish they had a stash you know cuz it seems so fun to like find the stash all this stuff like a little Locker yeah it's a little Locker pendants what a cute fing cat this guy's been busy this cat has been so busy I knew it I k
new it I was like it's only his pants cuz he probably like the way wherever he puts them is accessible to the cat you called them I like I like that I I know what this cat's expression is as they're pulling all this [ __ ] out you know that cat's over there just like oh or you like this he's like don't put me on that plane they're cutting a bigger hole what country are we moving to wow that's amazing oh my gosh that cat was building a Titanic treasure Pile in there yeah give this cat a general w
ith Pixar because yeah I don't know that cat was able to steal all their stuff and nearly end their marriage that's pretty impressive appendant a pendant they went like atic so funny the cat is a legend the cat's a legend but cat's an instant legend that waitress though she's the waitress is the ultimate Legend yeah cat also a legend also a legend I an 18-year-old female left my laptop open and my sister who's 15 replaced everything in my hobbies and passions section on my resume with just garli
c bread as a joke I unknowingly sent it out to about 20 to 30 businesses and now I have no idea what to do about it well if one of them's Olive Garden no way yes Reddit I know how hilarious this sounds and I promise you this is not a joke as I am genuinely freaking out right now I am soon finishing up secondary school high school and I'm looking for my very first job for the summer when I was filling out my resume I didn't have a lot of experience to mention so I was advised to do a hobbies and
passions section I stupidly left my laptop out on the kitchen table today while I went to the shop to get some tea and my gobshite of a sister thought it would be the joke of the century to delete my hobbies and passions section and replace everything with a single bullet point saying garlic bread now I have I had saved the word document and closed it before leaving she opened it changed it without telling me saved it and closed it before I came back she knows bloody well that looking for jobs a
t the moment and she knew I'd spent the afternoon working on my resume anyway I came home with the tea and knew I was happy with my resume I didn't bother to recheck it I had no idea someone would change it to garlic bread while I was gone I used it for multiple job applications from an online hiring site which had places hiring in my town I'd say I sent this garlic bread resume to about 20 to 30 institutions in total I was only it was only after I sent them that I decided to recheck my resume w
hen I noticed the horrific alteration I am absolutely mortified I immediately confronted my sister about it getting a strong sick sense that she was the most likely culprit and she thought it Wasing hilarious she literally laughed until she cried while I was standing there nearly crying from stress and mortification my sister has always been a joker and she always gets away with bloody murder but this was so serious I am sick of her pulling off this shite to everyone around her thinking it's fun
ny or cool or something it was only when I explained to her the full seriousness of the situation and that I had sent to 20 to 30 places that she copped on and apologized not sure if she was being genuine but the words I'm sorry definitely left her mouth then she had the audacity to blame me for it asking me why I hadn't checked it before sending it off I screamed at her that I had checked it multiple times before leaving to get tea and didn't expect anyone else to change it while I was gone she
then backpedal and insisted that she meant it as a joke with a just a prank bra mentality but I'm having none of it I don't know what the hell to do now to rectify the situation I have never job hunted before I don't know how serious this stupid mistake is I live in a large enough Irish town but small enough for businesses to spread gossip so I'm terrified that they'll all know not to hire the garlic bread girl should I email the places I applied to explaining the situation or will I sound like
a complete knob technically it is true that garlic bread is a passion of mine she's reasoning technically it is true that garlic bread is a passion of mine simply because it's delicious but obviously it is not resume Worthy the businesses probably think I'm taking the piss and being extremely unprofessional I'm so annoyed that this is my first impression in the Working World I'm not even hired and I fued up already should I resend my them my application with my resume fixed should I move on and
forget about the places I applied and apply to new businesses with a a rectified resume should I just move town at this point since I've clearly made a fool of myself already also how do I talk to my parents or sister about her stupid spoiled bratty Behavior that's awesome that's a prole move uh that's a way to with your sibling I respect it and uh I I I also love that in my head I'm I'm picturing this all with an Irish accent it makes I didn't need to hear them say Irish and I was like this pe
rson well bloody [ __ ] M you know what was the first one go gobshite goite I'm surprised they didn't call it like zingy toast or something I know instead of garlic bread they call it zingy toast Zing toast Zing toast I don't know they got names for stuff I love zingy toast yeah I didn't know that they had garlic bread in Ireland they have that there um I love the like well okay it is one of my passions yeah no well but also who doesn't have a passion for garlic bread I true in her head the idea
that she would be confronted with it and she would have to stand her ground and say no I do in fact love garlic bread to the point of passion and then double taking and saying is that more reasonable or is me leaving town completely more reasonable which one makes more sense I think when you're 18 that that's a yeah that's how you think you're like I got to just get out it's it honestly is one of the best pranks I've heard of I think I think if she resent the resume now it's a lot of work but i
f she resent it and in her email be like sorry the last resume I sent was incomplete I accidentally sent you an earlier draft here's the full here's like before they even read the first one yeah try to get try to get ahead of it right yeah I would show up in a garli bread costume that's true you could commit and that's how you're going to get hired at the amm the amm the amm in IR know what she said welcome to amim aim welcome to aim that uh yeah I think that's probably the best solute just rese
nd it it honestly I don't think anyone cares nobody gives a [ __ ] nobody's going to read that far no passionate Hobbies no also don't put that on your resume passion and hobbies some one cares about your passions or Hobbies so obviously it's really funny how would you react if this happened to you oh the exact same way I think I think gobshite is is what I would yell as well I get a lot of stress over like work-related stuff and especially like I mean the only thing I have a comparison to is li
ke auditions for stuff and dude the stress of that is intense if someone with my resume or anything uh about how I come across I'd freak out cuz I'm so terrified of coming across the wrong way to people um dude you just freaked me out every time you upload a self tape or anything and you're like did I do the right take like the idea that you would even put the wrong one like oh that would kill me I actually couldn't recover personally for a long time so while I'm laughing that would it would bre
ak me for a while I'm stuck on why are you applying to 20 places at once I don't know what kind of jobs they have in Ireland um shut the up I love just saying [ __ ] about Ireland it's funny um no I want to visit I hear it's great um I don't know I'm not allowed there my family left in the 1800s and I'm can't go back yeah um some comments here uh if you have a hundred applicants for a job and someone send you a resume with garlic bread all over it it would absolutely get tossed uh I might be cur
ious but not enough to waste my time op responded How about if it was mentioned only once and everything else was okay uh someone else said your sister was seriously a dick for doing that but she might have done you a favor I have a couple of things on my res that have absolutely no bearing on my field but get me interviews because they make me seem a little more relatable and interesting I know this because employers have specifically said it's what made them bring me in someone else said did y
ou apply to any Italian restaurants op responded I did actually hopefully I'll hear from them I can speak a little bit of Italian too I'm winning here garlic a bread no wait is she like really about garlic bread I guess she maybe maybe the The Sibling was doing her a favor maybe it was like her passion's garlic bread but she doize she never says it but she makes she makes the bread by Rebecca your your life passion is garlic bread but you aren't owning it she's like no I can't I mean garlic brea
d is great U personally if I had to choose garlic bread Texas toast I'm a Texas toast Guy what's that it's the same thing in a different shape um no it's not that's not the same at all yeah it's toast is more like a the like a type of bread like garle is how the bread is like seasoned I feel like it's just garlic butter right Texas toast is what you get in like uh uh Raising Canes has barbecue restaurant yeah it's that big fat fat had gar make French toast with Texas toast it's wait how no okay
okay hold on we have someone from Texas what is the difference between Texas toast and garlic bread garlic bread is usually a baguette that's been cut in half and sliced olive oil garlic yeah Texas toast is just a a thick slice of white bread yeah and it's sometimes garlic and it's sometimes just like butter and parsley thank you glad I could help yeah thank you that's great we had a we had a resident Texan um but they're both great no I I love them both they're great whatever look when it comes
to bread I'll eat anything I'll yeah think pizza's overrated so hold on hold on hold on Kimmy just said you think pizza's overrated this is like part of my lore it's like the third thing on my description on I only know two sorry yeah I don't think I've ever heard this man why don't you how do you think it's overrated okay don't freak out it's it's overrated it's not bad if if I'm at a party I'm a little drunky I need some food in my body they get some pizza I'll eat a pizza sure I'm not someon
e who's like hm what do I want to eat I want to get some pizza I don't have that I don't care about pizza but everyone's like I love pizza and I'm like all right child [Laughter] that's it okay moving on am I the [ __ ] for confronting a waiter after he disregarded my religious beliefs oh oh okay I will preface this by saying I am not a confrontational person by nature and I try to be as welcoming and understanding of others so I would like to ask that same in return I am a Christian because it
is my truth I respect that not everyone is Christian as that is the nature of free will but just as you hold your beliefs close to your heart this happens to be mine you do not need to agree with my religious beliefs but this is important in understanding where I am coming from I just had what was otherwise a perfectly lovely Christmas Eve brunch with my husband and my daughter but it has since been spoiled by an argument spurned by a waiter's remarks and behavior when we are when we arrived at
the restaurant I made it clear to the hostess that we were celebrating Christmas Eve the hostess was very nice and even relayed her Christmas plans with us the restaurant was understandably busy but she was very conversational and well-mannered and helped make us feel at ease this gave me what I now know was a false impression that everyone working there would be just as kind and welcoming when we were finally shown to our seats our waiter introduced himself and I in turn reiterated that we were
celebrating Christmas Eve and that was the primary reason for the brunch instead of any reaction at all from the waiter he says okay with a smile and begins to list the specials they are serving this was the first red flag and a complete 180 to the hostess who at least acknowledged the specialness of today and that it is not like any other day one of the specials he even listed had Christmas in the name which was ironic our meals were lovely and I was willing to overlook the lack of warmth the
waiter had to had to the announcement of our celebration on what is to me a holy day as we asked to pay the bill at the table my husband was operating the credit card machine and I decided to strike up a conversation with the waiter I elaborated on our Christmas Eve plans and our family tradition of staying up until midnight and opening one gift as the clock strikes 12 he smiled and chuckled but no elaboration on his part even if he didn't celebrate he seemed totally incapable of even acknowledg
ing how important this day was to millions of people I gave a shocked look with my eyes to my daughter as a form of Silent Communication of wo what is this guy's issue my husband gave back the credit card machine and as the waiter handed us our receipt he said happy holidays I was so peeved by this that I piped up and I said again we were celebrating Christmas in case he forgot not just any holiday and then left in a huff my daughter thinks I am overreacting but my husband agrees wholeheartedly
that the the waiter was rude I can understand if you don't know someone's religion to say happy holidays but if he knows we are Christian why treat us this way am I really the a here oh oh my God kill that that was excellent I literally was like booked I I I was there I watched that I saw it I saw the lighting am I really the a here yes honey [Music] I love how the she's like she's like yes it's Christmas Eve and she's describing like a completely modern American Christmas tradition that has not
hing to do with religion like my family's Christian I grew up like I I iing love Christmas it is important to people nobody else needs to give you extra and like Catholic too and like dude one of the best Christmas songs is the happy holidays song like happy holidays is it's it's I mean just as it's fine there's other religions there's other things going on that day and like it's just also like this person posted and prefaced like I understand that my religion doesn't like Trump anyone else's ki
nd of energy in the beginning she's like like I respect other people's beliefs so where was this coming from and her needing to mention like this Hostess gave me a false impression that I was going to like it it it what does she want from them also he's working on a holiday yeah and he said let be a [ __ ] that him saying okay is a red flag like that could have gone so much worse and like like you are allowed to have a make a big thing of your beliefs are of celebrating anything it's and it's a
family joyful time but like this energy of expectation it gives it gives icky Supremacy Vibes to me of like my religion is important right now and why aren't you respecting my and he did he was being inclusive it's not like he went like happy Hanukkah and like which would have also been fine he was saying happy holidays he was trying to be respectful of the holiday and also again the host was cheerful cuz she's clocking out early man he has to wait till your table's done think of it like that it
's almost like if you're you're it's truly this holy day and you're a Christian you should be trying to spread Joy not be a selfish [ __ ] yeah yeah an a I don't think none of this had to do with religion this had to do with aing selfish piece of [ __ ] who wanted other people to treat them special and wanted people to go above and beyond to make them feel great it's like dude this guy's doing his job he's getting paid to do what he's doing and he's doing it yeah don't make him do extra MH yeah
unless you're going to tip him like crazy but like and you're clearly not I know they these people tip like nothing this is a chili they like1 seriously $1 for the Lord here you go they went to Chili's cuz it starts with a CH just like Christmas Eve yes and Christ I cannot believe this Karen there's no I I I cannot believe this is real CU I cannot believe a Karen of this level is on Reddit a Karen on Reddit that's devastating what's happening there that's that's scary yeah what did the daughter
think she was probably like she said oh the daughter hates them my God that daughter is going to be so atheist yeah I mean I grew up Mormon and like there was Christmas traditions and stuff but like to I don't know I I left for a reason I guess is all I say you know it just it it it really it felt weird as if this person was invading on their tradition and their beliefs as if like Christmas has all these sacred special things like you're going to a restaurant dude like it's not like you were at
church and someone at the church was being disrespectful like this is a public place you also know this woman I I look okay let me preface really quick this is a Reddit post I don't know this person but based on all this [ __ ] you know this person has nevering said happy Hanukkah to someone you know this person's not going to acknowledge other people's [ __ ] you know that like cuz I know these people cuz I [ __ ] grew up in Arizona I grew up in the [ __ ] like it was all Christian and it was b
ut it was this type of [ __ ] where I'm like you're not even religious Christian you're this you're this American Christian that's a whole different thing and again she started the post off by saying I respect other people's beliefs and I'm not expecting other like it she can't start it that and exactly what you're saying you don't do let me read the comments I'm sorry this one's personal to me cuz I grew up with around so many people like this this is this is this is prime Arizona Behavior oh m
y God saying um and I love Christmas and I I don't love Arizona oh I love Arizona Arizona has a Grand Canyon in it comments Jesus loves you but even he thinks you're an [ __ ] exactly oh my God exactly you're the [ __ ] why why do you need a waiter to acknowledge how important your religious holidays are he seemed perfectly polite and nice yeah it almost seems like you're insecure about your own beliefs yeah Shane is fired up fired up he is fired up I love how fired up he is right now I love it
one year when I worked in retail I had a man take his purchase out of the bag because the bag said happy holidays he slammed it on the counter and all and was all I celebrate Christmas he proceeded to stand there with his hand on his hips I think waiting for me to argue or apologize or something I just said okay and tossed the bag in the trash and reached around him to get the items out of the next customer in Line's hands they just want a reason to be mad SL acknowledged they are exhausting and
insufferable I fully agree with that me too yeah I let let me be clear like I am removing the religion from this this is just an [ __ ] right y right that's that's important too because I will say these people like despite the religion it's just how they acted and how they're treating this thing would she have liked it would she have liked it better if he'd said well my original plans were to spend the day with my family but my job insists i' be here for people like you so here we are that's wh
at I said and that's and I say that and I always say that I always say that as someone who's worked in retail January should be a Purge month where every service worker gets to take their revenge on customers oh yeah next horror movie Holiday page I just okay sorry I got heated apiz I got heated I'm not saying that everything I said was accurate but I I was speaking from emotion yep um but I like I said I I may not be particularly uh religious nowadays but I do still believe in like there there
that this time of year can be a time to really spread joy and be giving and to think of others that's the whole point of it uh and like she's doing the opposite she is she is doing the opposite she is trying to be a black hole of joy and suck it out from everyone else no you should be thinking of others think if you're out to dinner on Christmas Eve oh my God you better be dropp you better be dropping a at least a 50% tip D you better be dropping you you better believe that this woman does this
all the time and she's just using Christmas as that's the thing I can't stand when people use these things as excuses it's like you're not even thinking of the bigger picture this guy is working maybe on a holiday that he really cares about did you even yeah and and yeah and again like the the the Christmas it's a pagan holiday no one is trumping on your beliefs by existing and being different than you and like her she's treating this like it's like something that should it's just yeah again I j
ust it just gives it just gives like frustrating you boil it down she sucks yeah she is definitely the [ __ ] oh my God anyways moving on Grinch top Grinch top grin this next one is an am I the [ __ ] post now now you can fire now now I can figure out who's the [ __ ] we we'll determine this time oh my God what it's not yeah oh no don't read ahead am I the [ __ ] for showing up at my ex's wedding in a pretty dress you know this no you are not it's funny because it's funny because you know that t
heir interpretation was that I just showed up to the wedding in a pretty dress that was it that's it the fact that that you know there's more to it it wasn't just that more but just from that you're not an [ __ ] you did good girly my ex and I had a peaceful divorce we co-parent our three children together and there haven't really been many issues my ex is getting married to Stephanie I like Stephanie she has been great with my kids and makes my ex happy my ex invited me to their wedding and I w
as happy for him it was my day with the kids so it made sense for me to come that was his reasoning when I arrived at the wedding Stephanie thanked me for dropping the kids off and brushed me off we had never had any issues before I explained that I was going to stay for the reception and she was very upset I was confused because I assumed she knew I would be in attendance it turned out she didn't consider that I would actually accept the invitation I told her that I was invited and since I took
the 2-hour Drive I would be staying for the entire duration she didn't like this response Stephanie asked me to leave and I stood my ground she went on to complain about my dress upstaging hers my ex and former mother-in-law helped her to calm down and the wedding L began I thought that that was the end of it but later in private Stephanie accused me of trying to ruin her special day she is convinced that I wanted to show off and make the wedding about my divorce she said it was rude for me to
not leave after the bride requested it because it was her special day I told her that I am not responsible for her insecurities and once again reminded her that I have no interest in stealing my ex back um okay we have the dress um there's the dress in question thank God I want you to open your eyes okay gorgeous yeah it is a great dress it is nice oh my God product name via Amazon women's sweetheart full lace beach wedding dress mermaid bridal gown oh it says bridal gown she did get a wedding d
ress it's red but it is a wedding dress but could you could also wear to the beach but is a it's a lace beach wedding dress mermaid brid mermaid um I feel like they just put a bunch of keywords in the topic it's hard to know if it was right right I got to be honest I this is my thinking like if I were and it's different I guess but sort of I'm like if I was going to an ex's wedding I'm not trying to [ __ ] stand out I am trying to wear I'm trying to like this is I'm standing out be there and jus
t kind of like hey I'm here I send me the link I feel I feel like I would be I would want to be a little petty to my ex's wedding but also I would never go to my ex's wedding yeah I would it would kind of petty to go it would be Petty I well also this if they sent her an invite she's allowed to accept don't whenever people go oh I wasn't expecting you to accept the invitation don't send the invite that's some [ __ ] send inv read your mind when it came in the mail assume they're going to say yes
especially a wedding where it's like this weird pressure of like well if I say no then is more of what's more disrespectful to be there not if she talked to her ex-husband about it too maybe he's the [ __ ] for not passing the information to his bride true she should definitely not have been like wait what you're staying like I feel like some precursor could have definitely saved a lot of time but I I definitely think she's valid like yes they share children she got an invitation she drove two
hours like I have no issue with her I think her being there is she was she was invited and yes they have kids and she's there for the kids so I think Stephanie's weird for saying I wasn't expecting you to accept the invitation now the dress the dress of choice was the dress feels I I I it's a statement it's there was I think there was a choice that was made here yeah um I mean it is a wedding dress it's just not white if it's white that is BL yeah no she's but it's also a wedding dress I will wh
en you're going to a a wedding of any sort you're not going to look up wedding dresses and wear a wedding dress no but but you do look up like wedding guests dresses and you know sometimes Bridal gets thrown into the description I I I will also say uh this is not I I am not aware of this information I don't know much about wedding but Weddings But I know uh apparently uh some of our information here says in to some wearing red to a wedding is sometimes considered disrespectful as well oh okay no
w that that may not be the case in this situation but I will say it's the thing that I've always heard growing up is like you don't want to try to like wear something huge and flashy you're trying to be there to it is there their day right like you just have to dress formally to fit the dress like you you you dress well to show respect for them but this dress is pretty nice like I'm like damn that's that's uh comments down below let us know what you think W with Indian weddings like what I can s
ay is like the bride is like there's a lot more to her than the dress like she's got jewelry she's got Mandy from head to toe like she is all out and personally for my wedding like I want all of my friends to go all out I want everybody to dress like in Indian clothes as well I don't I wouldn't think of it as like an upstaging or whatever but then like when you bring in the whole like like I know white is so big for uh traditional American weddings and if that dress was white like I'm livid I'm
on I'm on the bride side like you cannot do that so if that's the case in terms of like uh the Glam factor of this dress and it really did upset the bride like it's kind of hard to be upset at the bride for for for feeling like that it is her special day I think the context to of like this is his ex who has kids with like you know like if you're some random person at the wedding and you wear this it's like okay whatever right but you know walking into this wedding that you are also yeah just not
the not just the ex but we have three children together and we will always be connected in some way right but I will say the moment that the bride if I were there the moment the bride asked me to leave even if it was a 2hour drive I would not feel comfortable staying there anymore at that point yeah I think I would have personally left even if it was an uncomfortable 2-hour drive home just cuz I don't want to be somewhere where I don't I'm not welcome totally personally totally I would go to li
ke the bar across the street or something like I don't want to be there anymore I'm in a hot dress I'm going anywhere yeah go out um so the comments uh looking at the comments very quickly solidifies my opinion on this so someone asked Can you show us the dress which means she didn't put that photo up immediately oh she was trying to withhold that information and that's one of those things where when people do that and Reddit post I'm like you're the [ __ ] yeah the moment that trying to get you
were trying to get public favor without giving us the most important piece of information that's true the [ __ ] you know what you did that happens all the time when they are the [ __ ] yeah I I would love a picture of her too like her in the dress she made people go to her profile to see the she gave them the referral link so if they bought it she' get she get commission this is a Great Commission post um so that person who asked to see the dress they said after seeing the dress you're the [ _
_ ] that dress is too much for a guest at a wedding way too bright and unless this was a super elegant wedding too much I doubt it is too elegant as you said barely any dress code was given besides no white uh someone else said not the [ __ ] personally I think uh you should have left but I don't think you're the [ __ ] for wearing a pretty dress and not leaving reason being Stephanie had two chances before her wedding day to address this first she could have made sure you were not sent an invit
e second she could have rescinded the invite once you rsvpd yes it's her own fault for waiting until you showed up to deal with this she ruined her own wedding day edit I just saw the picture of the dress there's no way you didn't know that would be too much for a wedding especially an ex are you kidding me I was giving you the benefit of the doubt but now that I just saw a picture of the dress you're the [ __ ] you absolutely knew what you were doing stop trying to pretend like you didn't lastl
y someone said you wore a red lace wedding dress I saw the Amazon link you posted it's literally a wedding dress just in red you knew what you were doing the listing literally says wedding dress you're the [ __ ] yeah for me it's a little bit of the choice of like it's it's one thing if you you have a dress and it ends up accidentally but it says wedding dress right I feel like that's easy to be like I should find a different one and and you're you're so right about the way that she put it out t
here as incriminating her further because the headline I wore a pretty dress we were like you did nothing wrong girly and then you pull out the dress and you're like that's much more than a pretty dress yeah that's a full bridal gown and it is again the context of showing up to that knowing that your ex is the one getting married like it it was intentional she left the dress out intentionally like she knows that what she did maybe wasn't the best thing and then she put it out there in a cohered
way of being like guys I just wore a pretty dress like tell me that this girl is crazy and everyone's like oh yeah but let's see that dress lame key key uh factor in all this abely it almost feels like it should be a Telltale sign if you are writing a thing and then you're about to say or like you think that someone's going to want some information but you're like I probably shouldn't say that much I probably shouldn't show the picture no that's the sign right there right cuz then you know that
you are the one in the wrong but you're like but I don't want to seem that way it happens so often yeah yeah that's tough but it's cute [ __ ] well that sure was a great time thank you for watching and let us know if you want us to do this again sometime and what else you'd want to see I hope you have a really good night and I hope you continue to join us as we read more Reddit stories okay good night [Music] [ __ ] buy uh
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6.5 hours of Shayne talking...Yes Please.
Will I watch this whole six hours even though I’ve seen every episode? Yes. Yes I will.
2024 I would like to order a Smosh Theater: Reddit Stories Edition. Y'all acting out some of the insane stories would be hilarious
Need them timestamps where Shayne gets cozier each time
The piss kink one still kills me 😭 the fact that they think nobody knows it's not a medical condition gives me SO MUCH secondhand embarassment. Like dude people with incontinence issues dont just stand up and announce "O-OOPSIE WOOPSIE 🥺👉👈 I P-P-PEEPEE'D MY PANTS 😫 IM SO SOWWY... DIS IS SO EMBAWASSING...." They just quietly get up and excuse themselves to go fix it. Announcing it like that every time makes it PAINFULLY OBVIOUS that it's a kink. And refusing to wear adult diapers cuz hes "embarassed", yet openly announcing when he's pissed himself?! How stupid do you think your family is 😭😭😭
Idk if anyone with editing powers will see this but at 3:50:00 the devil behind the divorce story was repeated ❤
The guy who got his coworker divorced story was so impactful it had to be put in the video twice
I cannot believe it’s been a year since Reddit stories. I remember first watching it because of MacDoesIt and then found the one with Angela and Chanse, and ever since then I’ve been obsessed with not just Reddit Stories, but with Smosh
Kimmy flipping upside down during the piss kink story kills me everytime
I appreciate how this one jumps around so it's not just like watching all the episodes in order, and we get Shayne narrating his own show 😂
As a newer Smosh watcher last year, Reddit stories was the first series I actually sat down and watched the most. I basically got introdcued to the whole cast through this podcast😂
What i love about this series as opposed to other "narrate over Reddit post" videos is the discussion the cast provides as opposed to just listening to an text-to-speech reading with Minecraft parkour playing in the background. I love listening to my Internet stories like an podcast
Timestamps for Shayne’s intermissions 👇 ~ 59:50 ~ 1:52:30 ~ 3:13:16 ~ 4:25:31 ~ 5:32:29 ~ 6:27:54
The Taylor swift concert one is insane. She could have easily put them up for resale and made a big enough profit to buy different tickets.
Chanse snatching his own wig and screaming into the camera on piss kink has destroyed me.
So my neurodivergent ass needs an audiobook, podcast or Shayne Reading reddit stories to be able to do chores. I was sitting in a state of executive paralysis trying to do chores but stuck seated and poof, there it was 🎉. Alright, let's clean and do dishes
31:28 Angela is so me it's crazy. That toxic thought about being a little flattered? 100%. Angela, you are a fucking gift. I also love watching Courtney and Angela interactions. They so cute.
Snowstorm coming? I’ll get my cup of tea and let Shayne tuck me into my metaphorical bed for a cozy 6 hour nap 😌
Please don’t discontinue Reddit reads. It’s my fav videos on YouTube
I absolutely love when Shayne reads like a few words ahead and his reactions to what it is 😂 the cast on the couch are so desperate to know what it is, and Shayne always gives a perfect reaction to what hes read