♪♪ Your honor, why are we here? My client should be free to go. The jury was split. Exactly. Half the jury found
her innocent, and the other half
found her guilty. So there's a 50/50
shot she's either one. Whatever happened to innocent
until proven guilty? I don't know. Whatever happened to my
ability to digest dairy without feeling fat and bloated? Life's full of
unexpected surprises. So you're just going to hang me? Of course not. Your lawyer will guess
the word I'm thinking of. And if he's wr
ong,
then we'll hang you. This is unconstitutional! I accept. All right. Now you guess a letter,
and for each wrong one, we'll add to the hangman. Now once he's drawn,
your client's gone. This is sick. I like the rhyme. All right, first guess. Z. What?! There is no Z. There are like ten words
with the letter Z in them. Well now we can eliminate
those ten words. X. No! No X. Guess a vowel. A. Judge: No. E. Judge: No. I. Judge: No. Stop guessing vowels! Well, one more wrong guess
and the hangman's
drawn. What? That's not a finished drawing. What about his face and his
hair and his 6,000 freckles. One guess, better make it count. I should probably just guess
the word; it's your best hope. It could be anything. It's just four letters. There are thousands
of four-letter words. Many have come to mind
since we started. Is the word pizza? That's a five-letter
word, you idiot! And it has an A and an I
and not one, but two Z's! You know, I was mostly
joking when we started this, but since I'm a
judge, this is
a legally binding game now. You ready to die? Your honor, please! I beg you, I'm innocent. Well, I admit this is a
bit of a judicial oddity. And your attorney is
clearly illiterate. I suppose I could give
you one more guess, but best think it through. Pizzazz! Guilty! Are you kidding me? Hey guys, thanks so much
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Comments
Would you let Matt be your lawyer?
“And your attorney is clearly illiterate.” Matt: tips his hat
"There are thousands of four letter words, many have come to mind since we started". Best line ever😂
plot twist: Matt was the murderer, and to make sure someone else died, he purposely failed hangman :0
Judge: you have one more guess better make it- Lawyer: PIZZAZZ
I bet the word was "noun"! The letters he never guessed!😂
Judge: onces he's drawn, the client's gone Client: thats sick! Lawyer: i like the rhyme
"Whatever happened to innocent until proven guilty?" "I don't know, whatever happened to my ability to digest dairy without feeling fat and bloated?" I love you Studio C!
Hang man: the family friendly game that shows that death is the policy for incorrect spelling
Was Mallory on trial for strangling the 7 millionth fan that ask about mattory? (50 seasons reference)
Wait... If Matt was a horrible lawyer, could he possibly be related to Whitney from the Worst Lawyer Ever sketch?
And your attorney is clearly illiterate. Matt: Tips his hat.
"There are thousands of four-letter words, many have come to mind since we started." Me: like, rude and dumb.
”I like the rhyme”
“I ACCEPT!” Oh dear god...
“Many have come to mind since we started”
once he's drawn you client gone Mallory: This is sick Matt: I like the rhyme
I love that we’re back to shows with audiences😁
Okay studio c, hear me out... Ella, from Ella Enchanted, playing simon says. For those of you who have read the book, Ella has to do everything she's told because she's cursed to, so like, the simon could say "kill a man" (without the simon says part) and she'd stab the person next to her. And she'd be like "it's not my fault! I swear!" I hope this inspires you!
“Oh I don’t know, what happened to my ability to digest dairy without feeling fat and bloated?!”