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Morning 6 o'clock, I opened the hospital. It's one o' clock. No patient has come till now. I am there here. Only you are there. I am a waste. Doctor! - Come here. Take your seat. What's the problem? - I am having stomach burn, Doctor. Whom are you addressing it? My stomach is burning. What did you eat last night? - Four packets liquor. Two packets pickle. Since the spice was less, I added three green chillies. You keep following like this. Not only your stomach. You will burn wholly. Show your h

and. Your hand is burning like this. Nurse! - I am there here. Take that thermometer, please. Open your mouth. - Leave, doctor. I feel shy. - Hey! You didn't wear the shirt anyway. Why should you feel shy for opening the mouth? I don't know to read, sir. I am not asking that. Open your mouth. Go and sit there. How will I treat him? I am there here. - You also go and sit there with him. Next? None is coming. - Doctor! What? - Doctor! My hands and legs are paining. Are your hands and legs paining?

Then? - My stomach is paining. Stomach pain. - Then? There is a shooting pain inside my head. Shooting pain inside the head. Next? I feel suffocated. - Suffocated? Anything else? - Only this much up till now. 1, 2, 3, 4. Doctor! Even I have all those problems what you have. I also want to become a doctor. But nothing works out. Take this 50Rs. Go and find a proper doctor in town. I need to take rest. Please get out. Oh God! I will take leave, doctor. - Who is it? One small request. - What? Here

after when you give me medicine, give it in small size. I am unable to digest the medicine given by you. I didn't give the medicine still. You gave a tube like medicine now. You fool! It's a thermometer. Oh God! Considering it as tubular medicine, I ate it. Have this enema and go to toilet. - Oh my God! How will I treat you patients? I am there here. Why should I bother even if you are there or not? Take leave. This is not a hospital, in short. Greetings, doctor. Come, Murugesan. Come. Are you f

ine? Who is this? She is... - Is she your wife? No. - That's what I thought. I know her. Who is she? Let it be. What is this? Hereditary diabetes. Hereditary psychological disease. Hereditary blood pressure. I have heard about hereditary heart attack also. How is it that in your family there is hereditary paramour disease? Okay. In both of you who is having what disease? There is no disease. She is pregnant. It is a good thing. Congratulations! Shall I check her? For the time being we don't want

baby. Did you both think well and take this decision before coming here? We have taken this decision. Then it is your wish. You go inside. Nurse, check her BP. Come here. What about there? There also she is pregnant. What about this? There it is creating and here it is destroying, isn't it? Go and sit. I need to talk to you a lot. It is all fate. Why are you grumbling? Nothing. - Nothing? Murugesa! When my father was a doctor here your father had this same problem. Leaving the second one there

he used to grumble in this same manner. Your hereditary creates and our hereditary destroys. That time my mother-in-law was the nurse. - See that. Leaving the bad ones you are destroying the good. First that has to be destroyed. Wait, I'll come. Murugesa! Give your hand. Congratulations! Everything went off well. Everything is okay. Thanks a lot, doctor. Why are you thanking me? Thank the fate. - What are you saying? Inside the fetus has grown very big. What are you looking there? The problem it

self is due to look. After this you can't abort it at all. Now what's this? Don't you have manners? Ask her to get out! Show some respect She is your step mother Step mother? Stop blabbering It's high time, I need some company Don't we need a woman in the house? Her entry into our life is a positive sign See your wife is here Hello, uncle How are you? - Fine, how are you? - I'm fine What's her name? - Name...? - My name is Shankari Oh so sweet Aravind I like your step mother She is so cute Aravi

nd, do you have some money with you? The cops took everything I had It's alright, I only have card with me Divya, you must be having some cash - Take it - Don't you feel shameless? It's after all my family Here, take this Go buy a dozen of bananas Then some sweets and flowers Also some milk And few more things I leave that to you What do you mean by leaving it to me? Why are you asking me to buy all these? Stop acting innocent Live life to the fullest How long will you be a single heir? Don't yo

u need siblings? You could play with them How can you play soccer all by yourself? Come on darling "We are made for each other" "Let's fall crazily in love and forget the world" How many more injections? Didn't you inject one yesterday? Make it tomorrow I said make it tomorrow Your first name should have been 'Busy hands' Your hands are always busy! I can't control the itching What a cultured family! Indeed Take it, dear Thanks Call her mother Or call her mummy Thank you, mom Thanks, mummy Call

me that again and I'll break your heads I can't be mother of monkeys I appreciate you! - Hi good morning - Good morning So Divya are you planning on settling down here? No you fraud As long as I'm here... ...my friend Shilpa and my fiance, who is waiting outside, are going to stay with me Fiance? Hey looks like there is a guy waiting outside for some charity Go give him the left overs Sit down Don't create any issues Go welcome him Do you think this is a charity home? It's an advantage for you Y

ou can prove to her that you are better than him Keep your friends close... ...and enemies closer Thank you god for finally showering your blessings on me too "It's the time for us to unite and fall in love" "Even the clothes know that it's time to leave us alone" "There she goes, stealing my heart!" "HipHop Tamizhaaa Welcome to Chennai it's out city!" Surprise - Natraj! - Baby! Oh! Oh! Oh my god! Stop looking there, enough! Enough! Stop looking there - Disgusting! - Come on buddy show your face

Brother, focus it properly Move closer You have nothing to lose dude Show your face What a wonder! So what's up you pup? What are you looking at? - Who is it? - Shall I help you? You can't reach that high I'll take care Then I shall arrange it Come on, leave me alone Let me do my work "You are the most beautiful woman ever" "No eyes can match the beauty of your eyes" Now look at that The junior is sitting here depressed And the senior wants to play Move your face away That was one slap right ac

ross your face (Song from Villu movie) Don't you call her your step mother Tell me and I shall finish her off! Do I sound so bad? Why is she upset? Deepa! What happened? I'm fine It's you guys who have turned retard Forget Divya by committing such stupid activities... ...you can never make anyone fall for you Divya's gone Her chapter is over Aravind And you guys are celebrating here Over that you got fools around to second you If you want, confess your love to him directly But don't you call us

fools Who else would confess like I've done? Everything that you are searching for is right in front of you Don't waste your time pursuing someone who ignores you Make hay while the sun shines What's your point? See says fill your bucket before the water supply stops I'm wasted Stop taking turns and taunting me I thought you were a gentleman But you are shameless! I'm wasted, again Get lost That is my father you just insulted I hope you said it right Tell me this... Is he indeed you dad? Or your

pimp? Hey Aravind watch out! - Aravind! Oh my god - Aravind Aravind Are you alright? - Hey Aravind! - Aravind Aravind! Are you alright? Stay down! It's working Continue - Aravind - Aravind Will Aravind leave us all? Shut up! - Aravind! - He has fainted Get up Aravind - Look Divya is here - Uncle do something Wait let me see Hi Shilpa! How about a movie tonight? We'll book a couple's ticket What do you say? - Idiot! - How dare you? You fool! Can't you see what's going on? What can I do about it?

He is the doctor Go call the ambulance now You retard! - Get up Cinderella! - Call the ambulance Aravind Stop your over acting! Now don't exaggerate Get up Aravind - Aravind - Do something He doesn't seem to respond Aravindan! Aravind! Aravinda! What happened? Hey kiddo! - Aravind - Aravind - Aravind - Get up Aravind Shankari, looks like he is really unconscious Please do something about it Guys, let's take him Looks like he is serious Come on lift Aravind Shilpa, he is very heavy Please give a

hand - Hello - Hello This is 'busy hands' Bhaskar here... err...I mean this is Bhaskar here Tell me Bhaskar Well nothing... Nothing? Fine...Bye I meant...Hello? You are so cute Hello? Damn it! No one has patience these days! Finally! He opened it! I mean Aravind opened it! Aravind opened his eyes! Now stop wondering and seat him down Here Aravind, Are you okay? I'm good but then who are you? Dear, it's me Deepa Dear? Hey Divya, who are these people? Are they your friends? Are they here to atten

d our wedding party? Please move Dear... Do you recognize me? Come on now Fine Tell me how much is 20 times 19 Hey you doofus! Math was always history for him So stop digging it Don't you recognize everyone? No I don't! Is there a problem? Why have you all rounded me up? Do you recollect what happened few mins ago? Divya and myself just got married We were planning for a party Oh! Oh! Everything's screwed up now! All of you come with me Not you! You be seated Rest all of you follow me I guess he

is still in shock from the fall If we explain him the current situation... ...it might get serious So you mean to say he has amnesia? Yes! We must handle him with care You should cooperate please What is happening Divya? Handle him...Say something What's with the huddling? Just one kiss Please leave! On the cheeks please And now on the lips - No! Leave - Please, just one Divya! Divya Aravind you may deceive the whole world... ...but remember I'm you dad So don't teach you father to fish! Chill

dad! Relax Don't teach your baby how to drink milk Where are the letters? Dee... Na.. Madam, give charity! Thank you very much! Dee na tha in thi... Sir, give charity! Enough of cleaning the vehicle. - Hey! In the place where I'm cleaning vehicle, where will be money? You would have hidden in some corner. See properly. It is here. I'll go. Thanks, Bro! Dee na tha... Madam, give charity! She'll never give more than one rupee. Beggar, come here! Hey, come here! Why is he calling? "We must run arou

nd and work." "You must give it to everyone." You take alms in all houses. Are you going to go around, work and give it to everyone? I sang as "Run around and work" for your sake. "It must be given to everyone" was sung for me. Where are you going in such a hurry? - To deposit money in ATM. You don't look like a person, who'll deposit money in ATM. You look like the type who'll break the ATM machine. What is your problem? You asked alms in the neighbour house. You asked alms in the opposite hous

e. In this house also. - Correct. I'm sitting here. Without asking me, why are you leaving? Then you give alms. - What man? You are asking as if you want me to put money in share market. - Then how should I ask? - There is no humbleness. Humbleness? Madam, give charity. Hey, I'm sitting here. You don't even know whether madam is inside or not. Then why are you asking there? - Ask me. - Give money. You are asking as if you are asking the money which you lent me. Don't ask arrogantly. Ask respectf

ully. - Sir, give me alms. - Oh God! The words must not come from mouth. - From where should it come? - From lower belly. From lower belly words won't come. - Only vomit will come. - You are talking too much. I'll tell you. Go and sit. Put your leg one over the other. See how I take alms. Sir, I feel hungry. It is four days since I had food. Give charity, great man! Super! You are taking alms so well. You keep taking alms like this and go. - Super. - I'll take care of the house. Okay. Hey, get u

p! Get up I say! Hold this. Do as I did. - Ask. Start! - Sir! Great man, give charity! - You! - Why did you slap me? You left generous man. Who is that generous man? - It is me. - Okay. Sir, Venket Prabhu! Sir, Vikram Prabhu! You are calling all the Prabhu in the world. You are not calling me. Sir, Maha Prabhu! Give charity. I expect some more modulation from you. Sir, Maha Prabhu! Dialogue is okay. Modulation is what is required. Are you going to make movie keeping me? You are going to give me

only alms, right? Hey! You are talking too much. Do what I said. Sir, swami, Maha Prabhu! - Give charity! - Superb! You must ask alms only like this. - Okay, give money. - No change. - How much do you have? - I have no money at all. Go man! There is nothing with you and you are a waste sitting idle, I know. That is why i didn't ask alms from you. You asked alms in that house, in the opposite house and in the neighbour. Just like that you called me and told me to ask alms like this and that. Now

you are refusing to give money. What do you mean? Hey, you are talking too much. It is your duty to ask alms. It is my rights not to give you. Daily you'll come and ask alms from me. If I don't, what will you do? I'll see to it that you don't get any alms in this area. I'll take stay order from court to that effect. - Yuck! Look at the face which is going to take stay order? You are unfit to pay ten paisa to a beggar. Look at the face! You have got only this house. If not this street, I have nex

t street. If not that I have next city. If not next city, I have got next state. I have rights to move all over India. - Do you think I'm a waste like you? - Whom did you call as waste? - Don't fight with me. - What is the problem? Stop! He is trying to hit me with our vessel. You are holding his vessel. He is sure to beat you. - Give it back to him. - Here, change over. After coming to take alms are you doing rowdism? I was going my way. It was your husband who called me unnecessarily. Now he i

s talking about court and case. You'll lose respect. You control your husband. Else... You'll have to wear white sari. How do you know that she likes white sari? - Hey! Are you a loony? If you die, I'll have to wear white sari. He is talking about that. - You! - Okay leave that. - Is our son ready? - Hey, man! You don't have sense about with whom you should fight. You are fighting with after all a beggar. He has left. Neighbour are watching. Is my son ready? - He is ready long back. Come. - Come

on. - Murali! - Murali! Are you ready? - I'm ready, Dad! - How is it? - What is this? Come here. Tell me. - What is this? You have applied sacred ash and vermillion in forehead. You have oiled your hair and combed. Are you going to Pazhani by walk? While going out he should apply oil and comb... ...and wear sacred ash on forehead, I only told. Is it wrong? Give one pot in this hand and umbrella in that hand. I have so much imagination about my son. I want him to become a millionaire. - Tell me,

Dad! - Now what should I do? - Ask like that. You wipe away the sacred ash and vermillion. Now you ruffle up your hair. Keep spike. - Oh God! Wear this. From where did you get this? - I stole. How is my son? - Super. Only if he comes like this the work for which we are going will be a success. However he goes, it'll be a success. Because my son is very lucky. - Murali! - Tell me, Dad! Did you see the house? How is my selection? - Very good. Are you going to buy it? - No. - I'm going to grab it.

- How, Dad? The owner of this house has got cement company in Bangalore. I thought so. Can anyone pay for cement and build such a big house? Don't talk in between. - You remain silent when I'm talking. - Tell me. Her father doesn't have a cement factory alone. Grape orchid, real estate, hotel. Like that he has many companies. They have an income of lakhs in a month What can I do for that? Ask like that. There is only a girl heir for all this. There is no male heir. For that girl to stay in Chen

nai and study he has built a separate house. I don't understand. You make that luck come to our house. How? - Love that girl and make her fall in your love. If you do that alone, the whole property will come to us. We'll brew the grapes in that orchid and make wine out of it. We can supply that to the Tasmac in Tamil Nadu. Then we'll be the dealers. I'll love the girl you tell. Will that girl love me? You must love her. None stop effort is sure to earn victory. Who is this? Is she the servant of

that house? "The first day I saw you..." - She is the owner of this house. - Dad! She looks very ugly. Is that what is important now? To us only property is important. She is black. Don't see her color. See the currency. Dad! - Fool! - The shirt button is good. - Who is he? - Must be the driver. - Why does anyone need driver for bike? - Rich people are like that. Hi! - Dad, they are saying "Hi". - Must be friends. - Dear, put your hand in the hip. - They are hugging and going. - I'm confused. -

Is it to the beach? - Your wish. No confusion. It is her lover. I got escaped. You don't worry for anything. I have seen many houses like this. We'll register the document of any one of the house and get it. This is old document. Leave it. Come let us go. - You sit. - You start the vehicle. Dad, what is this? It is sticky. Sticky? It is not an ordinary thing. Many ingredients have been mixed. With that rose water and many fragrant oil have been mixed. Grinding all this in mixie and by applying

in all over the body if you take sun bath, if you mix hot water and rose water and bathe in that... Your body will become shiny. I don't know whether it is going to shine or pimples will erupt. - It is itching. - Bear it for some time. - Murali! - Who is that? Come! - Son-in-law! - How do you do? I'm fine. How are you? - I'm fine. - What are you doing this? I'm making my son more handsome. He is already handsome. - It is not enough. - Okay. Why have you come without informing? What is the matter

? Am I a guest to inform and come? Do you hear this? You won't come without any matter. That is why I asked. You understood correctly. Where is your wife? She has gone to buy chicken. - I thought she had gone to the temple. Okay. - Tell me. - I'll tell the matter for which I came. It is two years since my daughter Manjula attained age. You want to get her married, is that all? That is the thing. Look at my brother. He came out with the message correctly. Don't worry. We'll find a good match for

your daughter. It is my duty to perform the marriage grandly. Keeping the boy in hand why should I wander outside? What are you saying? I don't understand anything. Brother! The day my daughter took birth, that day itself I decided that Murali will be my son-in-law. Why are you standing silently from the time you came? Ask him. When have I talked in front of you? You don't open your mouth in front of me. Someone will get liquor for free. That time you open your mouth. Brother will expect respect

. You ask him. Brother-in-law, the reason for which we have come is... You need not say anything. I'll come to the matter directly. My brother is standing ready for everything. You are standing like a rat's wastage. Bring it here. Let us exchange the auspicious plate. For the marriage which will never take place, why this formality? - What are you saying? - Sister! Now that you have come, eat full stomach. Take rest. Go to rest room and leave. Leaving that don't make drama asking for my son's ha

nd in marriage. Stop, stop! What is this? Am I starving for food? Why are you offering me food? Am I a beggar? Not that. Shut up! You were wandering around without any job. I made you a man and got you married. Did you forget all that, unfaithful man? Talk with respect. What is the need to give respect to you? - Honourless fellow! - Why are you beating me? Instead of beating you? You talk to him and get his decision. - Sister! What decision? Whatever I said in the starting is final. What did you

tell? I won't get my son married to your daughter. - Why? I'm going to get him married to a rich girl. - What rich place? - A millionaire. For this face which millionaire will give his daughter? - What does he lack? - He lacks everything. Due to early delivery he has got a head like porcupine. He has got a face like battered pot. A neck like stalk. A walk like a duck. - Aunty! - What do you mean by aunty? The day it was decided that you are not my son-in-law, that day itself you are a wastrel.

Periyasamy! I'm telling this out of dejection. - You won't prosper. - Sister! Don't call me as sister again. I have got rid of you. Come man! - I'll leave, brother-in-law! - What do you mean by brother-in-law? I'm saying that he is not my brother. Then how can he be your brother-in-law? Come. You come to the house, I'll deal with you. Unfaithful fellow! - You sit. - Poor aunty! She is crying and going. I'll marry her daughter. If we feel sorry, we can't become rich. We can't settle in life if we

see sentiment. My sister abused me today and went away. In future when we become rich and buy car and bungalow, she'll come and greet us. - Really? - You must not listen to anyone else. - Listen to only my words. Okay? - Okay, Dad! Keep it is mouth. No, in eyes. - Stop! - Why? - Stop! Come silently. - What happened? - What are you doing? - I'm stealing petrol. Your father will do anything with a reason. - What reason? This is VIP area. If we stand idle, people will suspect us. Then why are we s

tanding? Look at the opposite house and focus in that. - How is that? - Very good. Whose house is this? They have jewellery shop in Singapore. A big diamond merchant. In Malaysia he has got multi complex. - The yearly turnover is in crores. - Is it so? Not only that. There are many houses like this in Chennai. For all these properties there is only one girl heir. There is no make heir. It is okay that her father doesn't have a son. Did you check whether that girl has any boy friend? There is no

lover or boy friend. The girl is free. That girl is coming. You woo her somehow. "What a beauty!" - Look. She is super. "She is a real beauty..." How is the girl? - She looks like a angel. Is she a girl? If I have to marry, I have to marry only her. Else I must remain as a bachelor. Shuck! You must marry only this girl. You'll get that house. I'll live in that. In the imagination... "Golden lady came. Gave crores of things." To whom are you saying bye? - To your mom. - Mom? Where? - See properly

. In modern dress she looks like modern bread. Did you start to dream so soon? Let us go. If somebody sees, there will be problem. I'll handle that. Hey! You must only fulfill my dream. Don't remain casual. - I'll take care of all that. You hop in. - Who is that? What are you doing here? - Hop in fast. - I'm leaving. I checked whether petrol is there. - Come, brother-in-law! - Welcome. When did you come? - Just now I came. - Why did you come? It is talk about an auspicious matter. How are you, u

ncle? - I'm fine. - Kavita? Don't ask that. She keeps uttering your name non-stop. Hey! Don't say like that. A person can breathe only once. Can a person breathe three hundred times? You are joking. - There is nothing special. - Take it. Why have you brought flower, mango and banana? After telling everything you are asking me what is it. I'm asking why you have bought all this. To finalize my daughter's marriage. Then who is the groom? - Your son. - My son? Do you have doubt? - He is my son. - Y

ou agree. As soon as my daughter was born, I promised that your son will be the son-in-law. Are you "Pasamalar" Shivaji? You gave promise to Savitri. - What does it mean? - It means I agree. - Is all this your arrangement? - Yes. - So you agree. - Take your hands off. Your sister will come to fix alliance in my absence. Should I remain silent seeing that? That is why I told my brother to come. I told my sister strictly that I won't get my son married, right? In that case you tell your son to tie

the nuptial thread to my daughter. With that he can take care of my business. - Business? - Yes. After 6 pm in the name of mutton soup you push the car and go. Is it that? Is that business or weakness? Naughty! Till this world exists there will be goat. Till goat is there, mutton leg soup will be sold. A business that will never get closed. Brother-in-law, get him married to my daughter. Look here. The one who sells mutton soup, who paints wall. I can't get my son married to such people. Will y

ou get him married to the one who sells half boil in Ambani's place? - Why did you laugh? - Why did you laugh? - Why did you laugh? - Why did you laugh? - I laughed just like that. - I also laughed just like that. - Brother-in-law! - Brother-in-law! - Shall we smoke? - No. - Brother-in-law! - Finally what do you say? In Singapore a rich man has got a jewellery shop. Only yesterday I showed his daughter to my son. - What are you saying? - Yes. If he impresses that girl, my life will get changed.

- Brother-in-law! A person will dream only in sleep. Why are you dreaming with open eyes? I'll stand and dream or sleep and dream. How are you bothered?