we're back with more insane Reddit stories and today the theme is Revenge uh and there's a lot of good ones on Reddit and uh today I'm joined by two people who love Revenge Amanda and Olivia um Olivia you were in a movie with Revenge as a theme yes which the reason why I'm in it is because it is my life I knew that I was like this is so Olivia's life I'm always revenging avenging and avenging you're always out for blood always yeah you never go to bed never you just re you just have Revenge I am
so tired and sleepy right now I know from all the Revenge I do you're you're the Batman of smos we all say that yes but hot well Batman's hot Batman's really hot Batman wait which Batman's really hot all of them are hot Ben Affleck hottie no I loved him when he spilled all those Dunkin coffees no all right well uh let's just hop right into these revenge stories shall we okay uh there's several different Revenge reddits okay uh the different rankings of Revenge so the first one we have is from P
etty Revenge ooh okay I faked proof that I had a flat tire so that the lazy people in my group project would have to do the presentations themselves therefore likely will fail I'm in a class where a group research project presentation is a huge chunk of overall points everyone knows in group projects you always have that one slacker who doesn't do anything that you have to compensate for however I got stuck with possibly the three worst people to be in a project with uh in the class I did the en
tire research presentation poster boards Etc among many other annoying things myself I tried talking to them and telling them they needed to put in their share of effort ignored I'd send them task to do ignored I'd try to schedule meetings they'd say they were coming and then leave me alone at the library this happened from the get-go it was abundantly clear that they expected everyone else to do the work but everyone else turned out to be just me rule we couldn't have things 100% memorized word
for word and we couldn't read off of anything we had to actually know the subject I was fully prepared to do most of the talking and even wrote down a small script for them and told them to know what to say during their part at the very least the night before I told them we had to meet to at least go over the whole thing one time once again again none of them showed at this point I'm livid and decide they can just do it themselves which means they'd get up there not know a damn thing to say oth
er than the small info I gave them and couldn't even [ __ ] anything because they did no research thing is if we miss without an excuse we fail the project if you have an excuse you have to have documentation I commute and live an hour away so I decide that I'll conveniently have a flat tire right before class went out and actually bought a tire so I could have the receipt to prove it emailed the professor who said said I can present by myself during his office hours turns out they completely bo
mbed and not only probably failed the project but since they are bad students might even make them fail the class um it's edited to say the professor stated that at the beginning that they were not allowed to contact him about people slacking in the group and said to work it out amongst themselves said that we were adults and that he wouldn't even respond to emails about it um wow all right that's a classic that's classic Revenge story there cuz I'm sure that happens all the time I feel like tha
t was like the plot of election the movie election with with and they were like no this is too much we can't we can't do this this is like a '90s movie um I've never had to do a group project in my life like at least not in college or anything actor kid I have I have and if your group sucks it sucks that seems so unfair like like that's that it's just crazy that the teacher was like I don't want to hear about it and the teacher always I feel like that's always the case as the teacher like you gu
ys are adults figured out you're like but Melissa's asleep all the time um this is incredible uh there's some comments here did you end up presenting in his office later did he say anything about their attempt I presented yesterday he just told me good job and didn't mention their efforts uh someone else said you gave him a presentation or he verbally quizzed you or what she said uh or they said I gave a full presentation I think he thought it'd be harder on students who missed even with an excu
se because they'd get a second chance but have to present alone and know everything except jokes on him I already did um I kind of love this person right now I I'm I'm happy that this person was able to show up and you know do their thing like yeah and I would say they didn't necessarily they like they didn't do anything mean to the other people like those it was a group project everyone should have been been able to do it on their own and they simply said oh I'm just they just backed away and l
et the group burn because if this had genuinely happened this would have happened anyway so it doesn't make a difference they didn't go out of their way to hurt these other people they just removed themselves from situation I would love to know what happened next someone from the group was like show me that receipt right now I it sounds like I mean they had the receipt wait wait what's going on with the flat tire so they genuinely bought a tire so that they had a receipt of like I had to get a n
ew tire because I so they didn't just lie they actually had documentation because they that part just feels cuz they needed it the teacher said I need documentation that that part feels strange a little B it's a bit much yeah like they were like oh I can't wait to get in this group and watch them fail like it felt like they were just like I guess that's the one argument is like they almost made they inconvenienced themselves to and spent money when at the end of the day it's no different for the
m but I don't know you there's there's people and I'm sure in the comments you can argue like hey these people didn't put in the work do they deserve to pass on on your back like did they pass no they failed because they didn't she didn't go and do the presentation with them but whatever I don't know I think it's I think it's good Petty Revenge this is overall small they can take the like if you're not going to take the class seriously you can take it again or like no one was hurt in the process
just just maybe their egos and atire I would have loved to know yeah an attire well not really well yeah they didn't damage the they didn't damage the tire they just bought they just bought a new tire they didn't actually I thought she was about to go and like actually puncture her own Tire like to to have a photo of like here's my flat tire but no just bought a new tire to show like I I bought a this person did more damage to themselves to be honest because they were up all night like right wh
ile the other three weren't even thinking about it if I was in her position I would have fantasized about doing that and not done it I could not have executed that but look I do I get a little bit of shot in Freud from from hearing this yeah yeah they probably felt really good but then the teacher was like yeah good job get out she teacher teacher did not care okay they put in so much work they have an hourlong commute so it really they they I will say this wasn't like they gave them no opportun
ities this is sounds like a lot get it I mean this whole situation is really stressing me out did this happen to you no I'm just like H like I'm sorry this sucks for everyone except the professor yeah oh the professor had strong boundaries Professor was like I'm not dealing with this I just think the professor should be able to like like you're I don't know like don't tell your students like I don't want to I don't like the concept at least in College of group projects yeah like I don't like tha
t I get I get it in high school because I think there's a lot of I think there's a lot of stuff a group project can teach and it does teach teamwork and stuff get a life sorry is this like are we in the '90s like are we in a '90s movie right now this feels like a '90s movie doesn't it did you guys watch election no I haven't seen election Matthew brck and REE Witherspoon it's so intense I guess my main takeaway is like in college people are spending a lot of money to take this class it should be
on them alone to pass it I think making a group project I think it's unfair like these Dynamics are going to happen and that sucks I was thinking about that and then I was playing Devil's Advocate saying oh maybe a group project will help you know build uh strengths and uh communication for high school right not in college by that time you should be able to know how to do this exactly EXA anyways let's move on now you know even now you are so stressed even now I've had experiences where I have
to work not here this is something I this is something I don't need to talk about right now okay all right let's move on to the next one uh we got another Petty Revenge here you don't like your boyfriend seeing me braess in the dorm then he won't I don't know where this is going I live in a college dorm on an all female floor I usually wear a bra if leaving the dorm building but I'm not going to put on a bra under my shirt just to walk down the hall to the bathroom damn right a few days ago I le
ft my room and walked 10 yard down the hall to the water fountain refilled my water bottle and went back to my room I was wearing a white tank top and no bra the tank top was fitted but not see-through so you could only see the outline of my nips there was a small group of people hanging out in the hall outside of the few dorms uh a few of the rooms but I didn't think much of it until around half an hour later when I got a knock on the door from one of the girls I had seen in the hall she said s
aid something to the effect of hey so sorry to ask this but if you go out into the Hall again could you put a bra on my boyfriend's out there and he was staring a little so what oh my god get your man's dude get your man I'm super non-confrontational so I was like yeah sure sorry about that and for the rest of that night anytime I left my room I put a bra or sweater on and that was the end of it or so I thought the next day my roommate told me she'd overheard the girl telling a few of her friend
s about the incident while in the bathroom she said the girl was making it sound like I'd been purposefully trying to seduce her boyfriend wearing basically nothing taking the taking my time at the water fountain posing to push out my tits the whole works when she left the bathroom my roommate said the girl was actually acting it out at the water fountain pretending to be me oh I'm pissed that night I passed the girl and some of her friends on my way to go brush my teeth I wasn't wearing a bra I
was already in pajamas the girl looked po uh the girl looked pointedly down at my chest and all of them started giggling but the last draw was when the entire dorm got an email from the ra yesterday saying she'd gotten some Anonymous complaints about people dressing inappropriately in the hallways and asking that we all just make sure we're keeping things covered up so here's where I got my petty little Revenge I knew that the girl's boyfriend doesn't go to college here the girl and I were in t
he same orientation group and chatted a bit back then I also knew that due to the pandemic we aren't allowed to have non-student family guests in the dorms this year so I used the same anonymous Complaint Form to issue a complaint about people bringing their off-campus boyfriends into our dorm and them not wearing a mask that's right masks are mandatory in the hallways although not frequently enforced this morning the ra emailed again saying that due to Anonymous complaints they'd be enforcing t
he no off-campus guests rule by checking IDs of unfamiliar guests to make sure they were students from then on really this girl should be thanking me if she was concerned about her boyfriend seeing the vague outline of my tits in the dorm hallways she no longer needs to worry this one gets me fired up I am not okay with women shaming other women I I this made me so mad like that is straight up bullying and shaming that's why we can't wear bras anymore okay also I think there's a lot of deep root
ed shame and judgment and insecurity from the other girl and she's not and she's doesn't know how to express it and there there is there's some issues between her and her boyfriend and some sort of mistrust insecurity and she she's projecting it onto another woman uh but hopefully she can learn and grow because that is that's going to that's going to cause her more pain in the future if she thinks that women just being themselves is affecting her relationship and causing problems in her relation
ship you have to look at your own relationship get your man out of there look at your own relationship with women and men and your own body and how you feel about other people's bod wom should be bringing other women up and like it's it's sad that she probably didn't say anything to her boyfriend like nothing like hey don't stare no she was probably like you stared at her boobs it's the woman's fault yeah yeah meanwhile he's over here like like and she's just like hey he can't help it go she's l
ike babe hey stop it he's like he can't help that he's a wolf from a Looney Tunes cartoon in the' 40s um there's some comments I'm also Pretty Petty I have to tell you that before I got to the end I was thinking if it were me I would walk down the hall in my bra but with no shirt I mean hey it's wearing a bra which is technically what she asked for uh the op responded ha if I had the confidence I totally would have that's funny a someone else said I like how him looking at your tits somehow mean
s you need to correct your behavior that [ __ ] is nuts that's what they said uh not uh someone else said nipples through a shirt next you'll tell us you regularly flash your ankles to nobility you utter Harlot okay that person's pretty fun that person's like I'm G to have a fun joke this that's a very Reddit response right there um uh yeah insane like respon I like I this I think she was justified to go even further with more Revenge but this was perfect it was perfect perfect Petty Revenge wha
t's hard is like in college and in college you're just really figuring yourself out but if that happened and she was in her 30s she would have been like excuse me yeah she would have been like sure no problem and then just been topless walking around getting water in the cooler like morning oh good night like but in college it's so hard our our our brains are molded and we're all insecure we're all figuring it out but I just I hate when women get other women to gang up and that's specifically ma
king fun of her body straight up do you remember when Florence Pew went out in that dress and her nips were showing through and people were commenting about it no yeah they were like just like being so harsh about her nips and she's like excuse me like what are we talking about it's why we have to like put I was just talking about this the other day I'm like why can't I go without a bra well I would get the cops calling me but honestly like I just feel like it's like we've just shamed women's bo
dies so much if I could go so deep it's like we've shamed women's bodies like there's there's no help for us to like be a woman it's like tampons and pads it's like cover it up shut that down it's like we con even now like we're being shamed always constantly like that's kind of always like the topic of discussion is what this person did you yeah I could see her nips yeah everything is I remember in like improv improv class it was like BL it's not weing abro was so distracting it's like what she
has boobs it's it's especially crazy when you think about the tropes over the years of all the college stories of like dudes streaking and like whatever and like I feel like a dude a dude literally I mean because you hear stories like a dude can run across campus in college naked and it's kind of like haha do you see what that guy's hilarious you see what Dave did he's such a legend and it's like he's not like it guys do get much more of a pass for that stuff and then a woman is literally in in
the comfort of her home technically yeah she's in the comfort of her home getting water from the bubbler like de de de I can't wait to stay hydrated I'm a good person and it's like you [ __ ] I know she's in the comfort of her home yeah like her boyfriend shouldn't be there like leave get a life yeah did you never bring your boyfriend to your college dorms I didn't really go to college but um yeah did I I went to my boyfriend's dorm and everyone had their boyfriends in their dorms and none of t
hem had a problem with although I went to Western Mass I was like NY well let's move on okay uh this next one comes from malicious compliance so malicious compliance is uh in case you haven't heard uh it's when someone like demands something of you something [ __ ] or like like gets on your case about something and you comply with it to be mean yeah like like you're not supposed to do that okay I'm not supposed to do that yeah following the rules in a shitty way but in a in a professional way um
manager tries to crack down on dress code I respond by wearing yoga pants to work okay so I'm uh a 34y old man uh uh and I used to work at a popular convenience store really popular with a cult-like following chain years ago I've always been a bit of a clown but very good at following rules while doing so after working there a few years and seeing managers come and go we got in a new woman who was just Miser isable and really wanted to flex her Authority shortly after she started she posted the
uniform portion of the handbook in the break room and started complaining about people's attire but clearly took the biggest issue with girls wearing yoga pants so me being the petty rule follower I combed through the policy and noticed some things in the wording the rule stated that yoga pants are allowed as long as the ankles flared and there was no gender designation for these articles cue malicious compliance I and a friend went to Walmart after work and bought me a couple pairs of flared y
oga pants now mind you I'm not a huge guy but I am chubby and have a big beard I began wearing them almost every day I worked and especially if she was working this infuriated her I would regularly hear her Pro protests and even saw her go to the AGM assistant general manager and general manager their response was always I can't say anything he's in dress code this continued for a a month tops before she requested a transfer but what made it even more fun was was trolling weird pervert customers
they would stand at the deli area and gawk at the young ladies working especially if they were bent over the hot food table when I would notice this I would Sidle over beside them and give the boys two butts to look at before whipping my head around and making eye contact with them the level of disgust on their faces filled my heart with joy so uh edit so I'm new to this whole Reddit thing and I didn't know how to edit for an update at first but the outpouring of positivity and support has been
wonderful I do still own the yoga pants so the possibility of pic doeses exist and unlike when I worked at Wawa my job is just more physical so I might fill them out better lol um that's awesome oh isn't it crazy that when you were talking I pictured this man having a huge beard yeah I don't know why I was like this guy has a huge beard oh did he said that event but even before he said that I was like this man just has a huge beard I love this man um what a champion I love him I love that I've
never stood like I didn't understand it when I was in school cuz I think we did have weird dress code stuff cuz I was in Arizona and you know it's like like the school district was weird I've never understood like people who freak out over what people are wearing I've never comprehended it um especially to this degree like you know why why is any boss freaking out this level it's a convenience store correct yeah let them wear yoga pants I don't get it no one wants to wear jeans in a convenience
walk into a convenience store and think about what the worker is wearing you don't even see cuz usually they're behind a counter or something I just want to know where the bananas are yeah you get bananas at convenience stores what's well what's a convenience store like a like a 7 or W you don't oh I don't you get Gatorade Gatorade I'm like where's the Gatorade yeah that's what the only thing I'm thinking about when I walk into a convenience store is where are the tall boys and I need five of th
em are the four Locos and I need five of them also like I think I think um working in a convenience store you can just wear whatever the f you want no one's really you're kind of like sitting behind the the the cast I kind of hate that like the men are gawking at the women in the yoga pants but I love that he was like yeah I love that too I can picture the whole thing come and get it boys uh where is this do we know uh well it's a WWA so I'm assuming it's East Coast um some comments uh not only
were you uh maliciously compliant with the boss but you were protecting your co-workers all with one fashion foa good for you good for you someone else said you bent over backwards to serve your customers I hope you made employee of the month that's the same Harlot yeah he's on a roll he's scrolling he's like Dale you are killing it yeah uh someone else said couple years ago I got challenged on wearing shorts to work I don't work with any customers or vendors I was told the dress code said pants
are required ired I asked about leggings and yoga pants as the girls in the office wear them daily yes but those are pants uh CU my wearing the most outrageously tight and poor taste yoga pants and leggings I am a heavy man this was not a good look manager in question took all of the week to to okay my wearing shorts it's so funny what is wrong with wearing shorts yoga pants like like what what I don't know man some people just get uncomfortable I think some people love controlling other people
is really people love controlling I also would really love to know what are flared yoga pants I have them not the skinny the bell bottom they're going to slide up when you're doing down dog really no depends depends on how some well mine flare around the ankle though I've never tried doing a downward dog with it on it it it no it's I'll wear it I'll wear it for you I'll bend over for you I cannot wait I cannot wait did you guys ever have to deal with insane dress codes at any place you worked o
r anything yeah uh like restaurants and bars very insane and then at one point we all needed to get no slip shoes they're the ugliest shoes you've ever seen in your life you're like these are so ugly yeah but then vans vans vans actually make some really cool non-slip shoes and those were really cool and then a new manager came in and was like you can't wear Vans I was like fight me honestly [ __ ] fight me yeah insane it it would be I mean if you fell that sucks for you I've definitely but wait
there was a server who was not wearing no slip shoes and I'm not going to name him but maybe Kimmy remembers he was walking and he slid and he had so much food and it fell up in the air and then he slammed his head on the railing and was covered blood oh my God covered in blood and he F died he covered in blood no he's alive and fine he's covered in blood and like coming out with food and he was like this place no for like 10 years you know who I'm talking about yeah before we move on uh I want
to point out this awesome sweatshirt I'm wearing uh it's in at smash.com now you can get it overthink everything that's what I do every day um yeah it's what we all do all the time uh what's great is this is embroidered so this is really nice and it's got It's got a nice little star here too star which I really like and on the back you got a nice let's do this let's do this let's over compliance let's do this it's so cute I love the star it's really nice it's it's nice quality it's very comfy I
love it it's a good color on you I need it thank you it also comes in Gray but this is like a nice um what Peach salmon salmon yeah love fishing salmon in the Yem yeah moving on never touch your truck again you got it neighbor uh oh God I posted this on the Mi the [ __ ] sub but many people were saying it is malicious compliance and posted here too I am a 59-year-old man and live in a major city in Ontario Canada I live in a small subdivision and have five neighbors total on my street for the p
ast few years during the winter when we're getting a lot of snow or bad storms as I'm leaving for my overnight shift at around 8:00 to 9:00 p.m. I'll put my wife's windshield wipers up on her car and do a quick walk around to my other five neighbors and put their windshield wipers up on their cars obviously not if they're outside or something but if it looks like they're in for the night many of them forget to do this as many of them have children and it typically slips their mind and their wipe
rs wipers will be frozen to their car in the morning it's just something nice I like to do to look out for my neighbors they're all always grateful for this and thank me for it many of them started doing it too and there will be nights where I'll forget to put my wife my and my wife's up and in the morning one of the neighbors has done it for us uh this is typical Canadian Behavior yeah exactly anyway recently one of our neighbors moved and a new family moved in as of last week it's a young coup
le and they're two young children the other night I was leaving for my overnight shift at around 9:00 p.m. it was snowing really heavily and we were supposed to be uh be getting almost 30 cm of snow and it was freezing out so I put my wife's wipers up and do my casual quick walk around to the other neighbors I was hesitant when I reached my new neighbor's house as I've only introduced myself once but did it anyway as I was putting the second wiper up on their pickup truck the husband came chargi
ng out of his front door yelling hey what the [ __ ] are you doing to my truck I tried to explain to him I was just putting his wipers up to help him he continued to scream at me to get the hell off my property and don't touch my [ __ ] again the wife then came out and started yelling at me too I apologized and started walking away some of my other neighbors heard the commotion and came out to see what was happening they tried explaining to him too that it's just something we do both of them wer
en't having it fast forward to this morning I'm arriving home from my overnight shift and as I'm walking in I see the wife uh of this couple struggling outside to break the ice off the windshield wipers of the truck guess she was trying to take her kids to school and the wipers were frozen solid on the car she sees me and yells over hey there do you mind giving me a hand please I looked over to her and yelled back no sorry thought I was never to touch your sh again ma'am and walked back inside s
he yelled back at me wow [ __ ] what told my wife about this she thinks I should have helped her because she was just trying to get her kids to school I disagree as I was just following what they told me um yeah here's here's what I think I agree with the wife I think that actually he would have been the hero in that scenario if he went over and helped and went and this is what I was trying to do last night so we would have to deal with that and then he just walked away mic drop yeah you know th
is is where I agree and it's for me in my mindset if I'm him I'm not thinking about what people deserve or what's like right CU I'm I'm like he's Justified he's Justified but these are your neighbors and you you have to live next to them for potentially years you want to start that rivalry that that you want to keep that going cool but that would have been an opportunity to be like all right things are going to be easier from here on out they're [ __ ] they're but you're not going to have to dea
l with much as much [ __ ] from them if you like give this Olive Branch it's not like I said is it do they deserve it no but it's going to make your life easier but be the better man and then the wife can go tell the husband and like we should really go over there and apologize he ended up like he was right and he's he's so kind even though we were jerks to him like I think it's more of a killing them with kindness situation I'm just overall confused because I thought Canadians were supposed to
be nice we don't know where these neighbors moved from and I will say for a lot of places you know if you saw someone messing with your car you would freak out and I I don't think the guy's an [ __ ] for coming out yelling if he saw someone touching his car I think there's always a nicer way to say things to people that you don't if they're doing something that you don't like you don't have to scream at them that's just rude for sure I where I think they became the [ __ ] is when all the other n
eighbors came out like hey this is something we all do and they established like hey we all in this neighborhood he's not actually doing anything to your car where everything's fine but they still wouldn't let it up I think what's really hard is that human beings when they go so hard into something it's very hard for them to go you're right actually I'm sorry so he was probably fuming for a while and then he was probably up all night being like why didn't I just let it go yeah he maybe there was
opportunities to come back later and be like hey I'm sorry I overreacted but that just shows you that he's probably just a [ __ ] yeah well and also when she's like hey can you help me and he's like no sorry like you told me like [ __ ] like they they think oh I can yell at you all I want and then but then you still owe me exactly I don't know I I that's the only reason but I I do understand if I saw someone in my yard I I I could understand that in the moment you might yell and freak out yes b
ut you have a chance after that to go hey to apologize sorry yes like but they didn't do that going to be thinking about this story for a while this makes me really sad that like he had like a whole neighborly routine and neighbors do take care of you you grew up you grew up in a snowy area I don't get like when you were first telling me the story I was like windshield wipers we're from the desert I grew up in Massachusetts and it was always like in Winter it was below freezing but the thing is
I would never my mom or dad would never walk around and do people's windshields like everyone just that themselves but the biggest thing for us is when the plow guy was going by if he liked you and knew the neighbor he would plow your driveway for you that's nice otherwise my entire life growing up was every daughter had to do two hours of shoveling what two hours every night wait wait wait no two hours of shoveling every night my mom would give us 10 bucks and it was just a part of my life and
then when I started driving you'd have to wake up an hour before to shovel out your car car scrape so what you do is you you you have a scraper you scrape the top and then as you're warming up your car so when you warm up your car it actually uh warms up the Frozen and then you scrape no wonder everyone on the east coast is so pissed off so angry freaking me out we're so angry and we're so mad when people like take time off cuz we're like what the I have to go to work and that's why I left becau
se I was done being so angry this so crazy yeah you were shoveling snow for 2 hours every night why that's just a part of your life that's part of shaking leaves in the fall I think it's also why it's so funny cuz growing up in Arizona and being in La like people out here we talk about the snow and its romanticized fantasy idea of like the snow how lovely ski ski see I do love I love snow but I love it for like sledding and building a snowman I built listen I built snowman I loved snow too I bui
lt snowman and sled it was great but I still had to work my ass off to get out I only experienced the snow when I was very little when we lived in Virginia and um so I I never had to shovel snow I can't I don't find any joy in snow cold snowman honestly creates character but you do have to leave the East Coast or else you become Crogan um so we have some comments here uh you reminded her you reminded her of her and her husband's earlier yelling at you for trying to help and her response to that
reminder is to call you an [ __ ] instead of apologizing admitting she really does need help yeah these are not nice people you're better off not having any kind of relationship with them I think that's that's there's not enough information to go like yeah don't talk to these people ever again but certainly based on that they should mend things it's just not worth it it's nice it's good to have it's good to you know have good neighbors and have a good Rel to have good neighbors you need it yeah
your wife is wrong until the neighbors apologize do as instructed and never touch their vehicle considering how other neighbors tried to explain to them and they wouldn't listen they're on their own probably for other stuff as they made a bad first impression someone else said oh boy looks like a lot of neighborly Feud stories for years to come see that's that's where my mind is at is that I'm like their [ __ ] definitely I I mean look if I was in his position I'd be trying to avoid them I like
sucks I know it sucks but I would also try to like mend this and it's not fair but I would try because I'm like you don't want to deal with some people next to who hate you like in the movie Megan yeah oh God maybe they have maybe they have an Android daughter who's going to kill your dog what was the dog's name that was driving me crazy she's like your dog is running all over my yard and she's like I don't care I don't care um all right let's let's keep it moving um there's another Petty Reveng
e Bluetooth speaker Revenge one of my neighbors loves to blast loud music and watch soccer every damn night with his friends I've had enough and wanted to do something original just to annoy him and give him a good scare while I was on my phone I noticed a bunch of devices in the Bluetooth settings I saw an unsecured Bluetooth speaker so naturally I waited until they were all asleep and then I paired my phone with it I then played a super loud window-breaking sound effect and since there's absol
utely no soundproofing here I could hear it through the wall along with their screams I had to laugh in a pillow to not get caught I hope that I'll be able to sleep because I can't stop thinking about it it was really entertaining um oh my God so the comments are all people suggesting other things that they can play on their Bluetooth speaker my this isn't going to solve anything no like they're not this isn't like there this isn't fixing the problem they're going to continue to play Loud Music
why didn't he just go and knock on their door and be like yeah they didn't establish that they've tried to ask dude stop you don't want to like prank like a family yeah yeah or mother I would put like like uh like bear sound effects like like like a fully grown grizzly bear is in their their place it sounds like a horror movie like the start of a horror movie like it just goes all horribly wrong so there's only one comment apparently in this thread that said have you tried actually talking to th
em um I like that comment I yeah cuz I I do my only issue is like don't do this until you've literally gone and asked because yeah maybe they don't think it bothers anyone maybe they don't think I I could see in an apartment setting being like maybe we don't have Neighbors on that side or like depending like that can happen I don't know you have to let them know because my apartment building it's like an old like kind of vintagey it's I think it's from the 1920s and I didn't know this but my nei
ghbor below me could hear everything like when my dog would run around it sounded like like a tornado so it's like I didn't know until he told me he was like oh my God right like and so I'm very aware like if I'm going to out in the place I'm not going to do it late at night or something I see the thing is for me I'm someone who's not bothered by sounds coming from like neighbors or anything I I actually so bothered by I'm not bothered whatsoever I can sleep straight through it and sometimes it'
s actually comforting for me oh I actually like it I I sometimes that mean your parents did well like I feel like with little kids parents you know how like the newer parents are like they're very quiet with their kids but I don't know if you grew up with your your parents being like loud that you got well there was already they like I was the youngest so I think by that point it was like whatever like and and my brothers probably were were loud like and stuff and I just grew up with that around
I just could sleep through anything um I love like dead silence like Sam when he's next like last night he was watching Mission Impossible that's awesome and I'm like please in bed yeah that's awesome headphones on get out of here sick as hell dude too loud that's what H will do he'll watch you and then it'll be it's you and I'm like you need to you need to turn that down and he's like okay and then he'll just turn down the volume and the bright light is there and I'm just like God another Pett
y Revenge here throw food at my car enjoy deep cleaning your interior okay that was a long title this happened to me about a couple years ago my wife and I were headed back from a trip to Costco while there I grabbed their amazing $11.50 hot dog and a drink combo and mixed iced tea and lemonade together this is important later we got off the freeway and I had to stop for a red light on the off-ramp then immediately caught the next red light off the freeway as I was waiting for the light and talk
ing to my wife a little biscuit bounces off the hood of my car I look to my left and there is a guy in a pickup with his window rolled down throwing biscuits out of a bag at my car I roll down my window and ask what the [ __ ] he says I made him break hard at the light before and I should have just driven through I said the light was red [ __ ] that's how works I'm sure not running a red light because some dumbass isn't paying attention he throws another biscuit at my car so I grab my drink I'm
right-handed and my car newer uh newer Camaro has tiny windows so I didn't have much hope on my accuracy throwing this out the window with my left hand and this was obviously a work truck really doubtful he'd care if he got a drink on the outside of his truck but I put my faith in the most high and through that drink he watched it fly through the air totally nonplused until it went right through his passenger window and exploded inside the truck Luke Skywalker didn't feel as accomplished making
that shot through the exhaust Port as I did seeing an Arnold Palmer erupt all over his cloth seats he immediately started searching his truck for something else to throw and I floored laughing as loudly as I could out my window I just love that it was biscuits how many biscuits did this guy have he wasted so many biscuits yeah I would not waste biscuits on some [ __ ] he was giving him biscuits I I don't I don't think I don't I don't really like when people are aggressive on the road well yeah m
e neither well yeah it like causes murder like problem look I would never I I would never do this I like uh I think it's a funny story but I would never throw food at someone else's car even if they threw like I would keep my window rolled up what yeah I would keep my window rolled up because I'd be I'd be scared cuz I'm like you don't know how crazy I always assume when I'm on the road I'm like any is a murderer like I'm like that person's a murderer uh especially if they drive crazy I'm like t
hat means they already kind of don't care about people's safety don't engage don't engage in Road R but I think someone was throwing biscuits at my car I think I would laugh I would laugh really hard and be like thank you yum yum dude if they're popey's biscuits I'm rolling down my window and I'm opening my mouth put it in put it in the car put it in the car so here's some comments here I'd be too afraid of the repercussions to do this but I love that you did um someone said throwing biscuits is
the human equivalent of a chimpanzee flinging its poo uh someone said hey free biscuits uh and someone said were the biscuits decent and uh op said they were pretty stale in my opinion so they weren't good biscuits oh so they ate it that's a yeah so they were like hey based on the based on based on maybe how it sounded against his car what was the wife doing don't throw don't throw the Le no don't throw the icy lemonade don't know you now you're down now you're down in Arnold Palmer it's not wo
rth it once again similar to the presentation at the beginning like you you now lost something you lost something and how are you going to wash down that $150 hot dog I know like that's his life sucks now they didn't think about it all through I it's not worth it it's never worth it no that person just reacted maybe they were having a bad day they were having a bad day that's true yeah like biscuits aren't doing much damage to a car uh to a Camaro um I mean a Camaro is a nice car so hate that so
rry I'm like okay you drive a fast car cool um I drive a fast car but this is like I I think the the point like the biscuits hitting the outside of his car and then he throws a drink into this guy's car work truck is a is it is an escalation they probably with the car but honestly don't throw the biscuits yeah don't throw the biscuits but also hey dude get a life don't throw your lemonade half lemonade half iced tea into someone's work truck that's Olivia's quote hey dude get like just move on y
ou know sorry there's some biscuits being thrown at you it could be a lot worse there it's not they're not rocks or blades I agree I agree you know or blood yeah don't throw blood all right let's move on also I fast cars are really loud sometimes and they're obnoxious and they hurt my poor baby ears okay here's the next story uh it's just titled confession uh this is from Petty Revenge I work instacart for those who don't know it's an app to shop and deliver groceries and various other items thr
ough an app someone on the instacart page told me to post here on Christmas I worked I got an order at R aid for some kind of 24 pack of beer I've never heard of I delivered to this dude in less than 5 minutes he comes out and talks to me and says he has no one to spend Christmas with oh I don't ask questions obviously I say I'm sorry enjoy your beer scanned his ID and left I was thinking about him for a few hours I was feeling so bad for people who don't have friends or family to celebrate holi
days with I check my ratings every morning the next day he reported the beer as damaged what in the actual first of all if it's damaged why did you take it second I worked on Christmas you Shady [ __ ] how dare you do that no wonder you're alone couple days ago I was in the same area and Order pops up same dude same beer same address I hit accept I arrive at the store start batch I then send him a message saying I'm sorry but the last case of beer is damaged I'm refunding your order called insta
cart and cancelled watch what you lie about this is minor but that you're not messing with my livelihood for a case of beer you fool I got you this time Boo the the repercussions of this are huge because the guy reporting it is damaged affects this Shopper's like ability to work like he could get fired from instacart or maybe not get as many orders I know it can it can impact him and his ability to do his job um and that's super unfair um especially when it's like it's a case of beer like and it
's a lie it's a lie it's obviously a lie but also like I I'm trying to think of how damaged a 24 pack of beer can be where it's like oh it'sing ruined like dude I've bought 24 packs of beer that I look and I'm like oh this corner is all messed up whatever who cares even if beer is messed up I'm like it's a 24 pack this guy's alone like maybe you shouldn't have 24 of them dude uh that's really sad that's really sad I was hoping that this story was going to be like a Miracle on 34th Street story l
ike it was just I don't know what's wrong with me none of these movies match the thing okay I was hoping that he was going to drive around and think about him and be like you know what I'm going to spend Christmas with this guy I thought so too it's a bummer like why did this guy have to retaliate like that but it's right this is this might this might be an explanation for why this guy is alone we don't know anything about this guy so here's some comments I had someone once claimed that they did
n't get a $183 bottle of champagne that they signed for uh Petty and inconvenient now he'll have to actually interact with people to get his beer uh so the uh op responded he wasn't about to interact with me or I would have told him off so I did that instead of risk my job smart yeah um someone else said wow so he ordered instacart to trick someone into spending Christmas with him so sad um uh they responded uh someone else responded no he ordered it through instacart so that he could lie to ins
tacart and tell them the case was damaged so that he could drink free beer he had no intention of asking Opie to spend Christmas with him he literally just wanted to scam a free case had he gone to the store he would have had to actually return the beer to get his money back and the op said EX L on point wow that's so here's another here's another thing is like I do think that a lot of people spend Christmas alone and some people enjoy it like not a lot of people but I do think that some people
enjoy spending holidays alone it's like it's like when you go eat alone everyone's like oh God that poor lady and it's like some people enjoy it but maybe it's not this guy people hurt people to to be honest people hurt people that's another quote from you B on the based on the information here this guy is alone but he just got a 24 pack of beer that he's trying not to pay for which means he probably tries to do this a lot and I don't know there's he Tri to get a free Christmas gift yeah it's ve
ry sad you were a you were a server did you ever deal with people trying to Swindle you oh all the time especially when you tell them that they're cut off they're like no cut off what that they're done done drinking alcohol I hated doing the oh every bar has the power to cut people off they have to wait what yeah yes I didn't do it because I didn't like doing it cuz people would get so mean especially men what dude yeah oh I was called [ __ ] many times you're a [ __ ] I mean alcohol does wait y
ou can cut people off at oh my God I had no idea more responsibility you have to because if that person drives and they kill someone you are really like like I mean I like yes I I I didn't I didn't know that a restaurant was liable for that restaurants are liable 100% And then you I could go to jail what if I over sered someone and they got in an accident and killed someone I can go to jail and the restaurant can be 100% shut down wow so all servers have to take um they have to get like a certif
ication and they have to watch all these really bad acted videos out and then you have questionnaires this is what I've had to do many many times also people would finish their entire meal and be like oh it was not good like it really wasn't good I'm like as a joke no not as a joke this oh I hated this they're not a dad that's no they're like it really was bad like it was not good like also I found a hair in it I'm like so you ate the hair and the rest of the dish though the hair was delicious b
ut it was still a hair my favor is like we saw a rat just so you know there is that big controversy right now there was rat in a soup last week where was it good where no anyways oh can so okay yesterday I had sushi and I ordered two things that were totally bad and I just didn't say anything and I just didn't e it see if I was your server I would have been like did you not like it and then I would like let me take it off can I get you something else so I have a weird thing that I do cuz but I a
lso have grave mouth so I'll eat anything but if I get if I if I order something and they bring me the wrong order I go well maybe maybe I'll like this like I I I don't try new things too often at restaurants so like if they bring me if I order chicken tendies which is what I almost always order if they're on the menu and then they bring me like the fish baby yeah uh and they bring me like fish or something I'm like maybe I'll like this I find something I really like I hate I hate complaining li
ke I do too so it's like if I order something and it's wrong I'll just be like oh um can I just order the other thing I'll just take this home oh no no I've worked in the industry for so long that I'm like if I don't like it I'm doing them a disservice I'll be like I really don't like this I'm so sorry they'll be like oh all good yeah it doesn't totally [ __ ] them over because I hate the people that are like don't like it and then they write a Yelp review didn't like my wasn't good one star bec
ause again the just like the instacart the one star for restaurants I don't know why I'm like like fighting for restaurants right now over more it it does it [ __ ] them over more and people in the restaurant industry like yes it's annoying to have someone complain about their food but also like it's not the biggest deal they want they want you to be happy I think a a a connecting thing that I'm seeing so far is like you can get your revenge you can go for it but please communicate something fir
st first like ask like say hey you're doing this and I I don't like that or what obviously when someone's throwing biscuits at your car on the freeway there's not much chance to communicate but in so many of these stories it's like hey knock on the neighbor's door hey say say hey you're you're crossing a boundary or hey I don't like this service here don't assume and then if you get and then if you get a then you can go for your revenge yeah because you might send back a dish and the server's li
ke okay and you're like cool it won't be coming here any well there there are some that will be like oh you didn't eat this like is that did you not like it and and those are great situations cuz I'm like oh they like notice and they're something else and that's really good service of Clark Diner does that they're really sweet all right let's move on to the next one uh another Petty Revenge so you want to Snoop in your daughter's texts so I'm married to a wonderful woman she's smart funny and ve
ry kind her mother is generally very nice and tends to have a great attitude and be very enjoyable a bit of a prude but generally enjoyable her mother her mother's a bit of a prude but generally enjoyable however it can be a bit of a major Snoop if my wife leaves her phone sitting around she will just pick it up and start going through it my wife has kind of laughed this off as a remnant of her mom being controlling when she was a kid I'm not a fan of this because my wife and I will sometimes te
xt about things that simply don't involve her mother and I don't feel are her business at all so over Christmas I saw my wife set her phone down on the kitchen counter and I had a brilliant idea her mom was still in the kitchen and I sent my wife the most sexually depraved text about all the things I was going to do to her when when everyone left honestly most of them are things we haven't even done but I had to make it extra scarring uh I sent this text from the bathroom and maybe it was my ima
gination but I could swear I could hear an audible gasp shortly after her phone went off when I went out her mother absolutely would not look me in the eye then not so discreetly asked her daughter to come talk to her in the other room when my wife came back into the living room I thought she had been crying however upon closer inspection she was was laughing her mother had questioned her about me sexually abusing her and if I always talk down to her like that my wife had told her kindly that wh
at we do is between us and us only probably the best gift this Christmas um that is brilliant that is her mother needs to get out of her don't be snooping that's some that's some crazy change your lock code yeah like have a new lock code um maybe it's like a noia foot funny that's really really funnyit I want to know what he wrote he never said what he what he said in the the text but there's some comments I love that she didn't deny doing those things just told her mother it was none of her bus
iness what you two did thus preserving the mental scarring uh someone else said I was expecting a dick pick but this was good too um uh someone said my mom did this for the first time the other night we went out and grabbed a drink and I left my phone on the table because I didn't give a sh thought it's my mom nah but she had moved it and my text were open when I came back but I quit out the apps immediately when done with them she admitted to it and said she was just Tipsy and curious but man s
he feels violating never snooped on anyone before and definitely uh definitely won't knowing how it feels yeah I I would feel so awkward looking through someone's phone yeah because like for one it that's a it's wrong but also then like to know things like that you can't like I'm just like I don't want to know you're you're a specific type of person to do that yeah and but a lot of parents really feel entitled they to every aspect of their child's lives even once they're adults and it's mind-blo
wing to it's honestly very traumatic for the child to experience that invasion of privacy the fact that the daughter blows it off like it's just she got so used to that terrible she's like whatever like she's probably so used to just not having secrets from her mom not be able to have any life separate from her I personally would not want to look through my own mother's phone I wouldn't want to look through anyone's pH I'll see some of the things she texts and I'm like no no no no do you know an
yone who's like very Blas about their her phone like has no problem with people looking through it my fancy I don't think I would have too much of a problem it for me I it would be less of like don't look through I I would be more that I'm like is there anything cringey or stupid like like I hardly ever take photos though so I don't have any photos like I really the only photos I take are truly like if you see stuff on Instagram those are like the only photos in my oh I take photos and if I have
an idea like in the car or like a character voice I have a lot of videos and the the videos are like from here up and they're the nastiest videos you've ever seen but it's me like practicing out of voice and sometimes I have to go through them and be like oh my God that one's not good and like delete them my see I would I'd be scared of them looking through my notes app I have a lot I have lot see seeing the dumb ideas I come up with when I'm high but like like like I don't I don't really care
but I just find it weird if you want to look I think it's weird yeah I think it's really weird I have some friends who keep their location services on and they're just like why don't you turn yours on and I'm like no I have a friend like that too I'm like I don't want you why would you also read receipts like greed receipts you know where it's like this person has read your messages took that off look if you're if you're comfortable and and okay with people looking through your stuff and you eve
n want them to fine but to to to try to go and look at other people's things or I just think it's like people have their boundaries and you need to respect that and like I don't care where your boundaries are maybe you don't have boundaries that's cool for you but you still have to respect other people's boundaries you know like just because you're fine with people looking through your phone doesn't mean you have the right to look through other people I don't even like to overe explain what I'm
doing which is probably bad but like they're like where like I'm like why am I telling you I don't even tell you I don't even like people know knowing where I go between 2: and 3:00 a.m. every night where don't like why where do you go where are you going um to the park for a walk I don't want people to know what what I'm working on in there um uh what's he doing in there uh okay here's the next one this is malicious compliance again business class upgrade if there is room quotes uh I used to wo
rk at a regional Airline the jet we used for our flight to the big city had six business class seats the business class service was really good for a 2-hour flight it it included a full bar service a hot meal warmed uh Bread Basket followed by a trolley with dessert and signature coffee the good old days one of our regular Travelers was a local business owner who was just a slimy businessman we're going to call him SB slimy businessman uh he had a reputation for making a lot of money from some p
retty shady deals over the years we would roll our eyes when we saw him coming to the checkin counter because he would always name drop and ask for special treatment he always used the business class check-in line even though he was usually in economy he didn't have frequent flyer status but he was buddies with one with one of the airline Executives and always let us know this fact when he checked in by making sure to tell us that he was good friends with vice president Karen he would always ask
for free upgrades extra baggage not charging a change fee last minute discounts Etc if he didn't get what he wanted he immediately called VP Karen who would usually then call us and approve whatever it was he wanted so one day slimy businessman checks in for his flight to the big city and of course named drops and asked for a free upgrade to business class because I'm friends with VP Karen and said and they said it would be okay he was traveling on a discounted ticket that was not eligible for
upgrade even if he did have an upgrade coupon which he didn't I informed him that he was not eligible for any upgrade on this ticket and gave him his boarding pass and sent him on his way of course he flips open his cell phone and immediately calls VP Karen within 2 minutes the phone at the checkin desk rings and it's VP Karen authorizing me to override the policy to upgrade slimy businessman to business class with no upgrade coupon required if there is room the flight that day wasn't that busy
and only one person booked in business class leaving five open seats I was really irritated but I begrudgingly put slimy businessman on the upgrade list anyway he returned to the check-in counter and picked up his standby boarding card and gave me that smug told you so look but then what V VP Karen said clicked with me if there is room the next passenger I checked in was a super nice lady big smile friendly please and thank you oh thank you so much for checking my bags to my connecting flight th
at's so nice of you I was taking my time and we were chatting a bit since it wasn't that busy she was a teacher going on a trip to see her family and it was her first visit uh with them in over a year and was going to meet her new little nephew for the first time she was overjoyed just to have the time off to travel I typed in a few things into the computer to make it look like I was checking something about her connecting flights and then said oh you have been selected today to receive a free u
pgrade to business class she was shocked I've never flown business class in my my life this is so amazing at that time we were rarely questioned if we upgraded someone without a certificate over the next 20 minutes I found excuses to upgrade four other passengers one who worked for one of our top corporate accounts one who was legitimately a frequent flyer can't remember the other reasons but by the time I went to board the flight I had to tell slimy businessman that I was sorry but business cla
ss was full and couldn't offer him an upgrade today the teacher I upgraded profusely thank me again when she boarded with the rest of the business class passengers little did she know it really made my day also uh there's an edit here um thank you all for the votes and awards I'm a longtime lurker but first time poster uh there were no repercussions to my actions we rarely upgraded passengers randomly so it wasn't something that cop Management's attention and they mostly trusted our judgment on
these things but like many customer service jobs I'm sure if you were nice to us we would go out of our way to help you if you were not nice to us we would apply the rules very strictly our boss did watch baggage like a hawk though if you printed more bag tags than the passengers are allow without collecting the excess fee uh it showed on your daily report and you would be asked about it at the start of your next shift um that's awesome wow that was a novel that's cute that was really really swe
et um what a what a slimy business guy yeah I don't like him um don't like him either uh there's some comments love this I bet that lady still tells people about the nice person who upgraded her to business class and how she had such a wonderful experience so sweet someone else said shame you guys didn't have an Ethics Hotline an SVP having front employees going against policy for their friends should not be taken lightly this is kind of thing people get a warning over and then fired on a second
offense okay um why am I saying like I know I'm like yeah I've worked is very hard uh someone said had a kind of opposite experience once was a government employee flying overseas on government business with another guy outranked me kind of a big deal trip got to the airport 1 hour drive and he wasn't there called him he was mowing his lawn I was like uh International 2hour check-in diplomatic travel orders he said chill out I'll leave soon he arrived very late they already boarded standby so s
o his seat was gone I was Wheeling the boarding gate person showing diplomatic papers orders Etc please hold the door as long as possible [ __ ] shows up at the last second because his seat was given to standby he got bumped to first class for a flight to Central Asia I was back in coach he had the gall to give me a sh eating grin and say see I told you it would be fine screw you Dave also screw your homophobic Macho attitude half your team was gay and they all made fun of your idiotic Prejudice
yeah I love that he was like I'm just going to say the name yeah yeah yeah yeah screw you Dave that story was a journey it was a journey like the flight yeah sweet I once was on a flight uh to S Francisco for my birthday and on the way back H um my fiance just like asked the lady very nicely he was like hey it's her birthday like I know that there's not a lot of people in first class if there's any way that we could but no worries if not and the woman was so taken back by the kindness of that h
e asked she was like get up here you two get up here and we got up there get up here get up here get the up here and she threw our whole bodies and we slammed into the doors so we sat down and then she gave us Champagne like over and over she was like do you want any more champagne do you want and I was like first class is the [ __ ] my dad worked at at an airline for a long time and uh I I never have understood people being mean to workers at Airlines cuz I'm like for one I'm like what's going
to happen like are is being a dick going to get you on the flight no no in going you're going to you're you're making things worse people are just crazy yeah like why do people think that they can treat flight attendants so sh so it's like they're trying to do their job this this is their Turf this was the gate agent which people are really gate agents oh they're so mean get it like just it doesn't do anything what yeah people have no emotional sit down your group number's five they're calling g
roup number one sit I hate that when they're standing right there with their bag I'm like are you group number one I do it very aggressively and they're like five I'm like oh that's so interesting that you're standing up right here blocking the way for group number one that's right yeah my fan is like you are so intense when you fly I'm like I'm done M I'm from Massachusetts oh I don't disassociate I'm very intense no I'm like don't I I I have my hood on I'm like all right no I don't want to tal
k to anybody I don't want to touch anything true all right let's move on to our last story here uh you want a man to help you no problem one will clock in soon uh malicious compliance this happened 16 years ago when I was about 20 years old I was a department manager in a big box hardware store people said I acted 25 but I didn't even look 18 as a young female I saw my fair share of sexual discrimination but the worst always came from women this is the story of one such woman I managed the paint
department I had three Associates who worked for me they loved me as a boss because I bought them a department radio took the shifts they didn't want worked Friday close and Saturday mid so my two younger guys could have time to have fun on Friday nights and the older gentleman took early Saturday morning so they could sleep off their fun in trade I gave the older gentleman his ideal schedule my team was awesome one day I was in the department alone and a lady came up and asked me where she cou
ld find the 5 gallon oilbased primer I let her know that my location didn't carry the 5 gallon size of that primer she told me that we did and said that it was shelv right there while suggesting I was too stupid to remember her husband gave me an apologetic look I let her know that another location had what she was looking for and that it was in fact in the exact location in that store she let me know how stupid she thought I was for thinking she could mix up stores then she began yelling and lo
udly insisting that I get a man out there uh uh then she began yelling and loudly insisting that I get a man out there to help her because she wanted someone competent and not a stupid little girl her husb her husband actually tried to step in at that point but I just smiled and let her know that a male paint associate would be clocking in any minute and that I would be happy to direct him to her as soon as he is on the clock I smiled and waited for Joe to clock in Joe is great and I knew he cou
ld handle this or I wouldn't have put him in this situation but Joe was also new he was learning things super quick but still relied on the rest of us for help when I saw Joe walking up I quickly said that there was a customer who needed help I let him know that she was upset and asked him to do his best to answer her questions Joe walked up to the lady she said finally a man she asked her question explained where the product should be and waited Joe calmly let her know that he had never seen Us
carry 5 gallon size of oilbased primer but said he could check with the paint department manager she was happy and loudly said she was happy to be getting some real help Joe walked up to me and started to ask me about the five gallon oil-based primers the lady quickly walked up and asked him what he was doing he turned and said this is my manager she runs this department the husband laughed out loud the woman stormed off and I bought Joe lunch I bought Joe lunch and I bought Joe lunch I love th
is woman she she's writing a wholesome yeah novel right now and I bought Joe lunch and we all live together in one home and I married Joe and I married Joe that woman is a bit so annoying get over it get a man go go to the other store and get that five gallon of oil primer yeah and also the husband woo he whipped I can't yeah I can't believe he's tolerating that like that's so embarrassing that is so unbelievably embarrassing see but I thought that she did what the windshield wiper guy should ha
ve done like sure I'll get you help and then at the end she actually was the hero in that story yeah and so was Joe and he got lunch I mean the woman just stormed off the woman just left uh she refused to be served by a woman uh uh comments uh I had a really similar experience I worked in a large appliance store and an older woman came in to buy a wash machine I was in my early 20s and looked very young anyway I went up to her and she stated she would like a man to help her please I said okay an
d went to get one of my male colleagues I told him she had requested a man the whole way through the sale when she asked a question he'd say hang on let me just check with the expert and come and chat with me for a moment he knew very well what the answer was in fact he had trained me but he was a golden Soul uh someone else said same thing always happened to me uh a woman uh working in the Sporting Goods Department of a certain blue big store chain my male co-workers recognized it and always ha
d a fun time with it when they asked me to get a man to help them with a gun my co-workers always made a point to ask me the question after they were asked before responding to the customer even though they knew the answer to the question I had some awesome co-workers that had my back and another person responded I loved it when I was working and people refused my help because I'm a woman I worked at GameStop oh no surprise the your customers were like that anytime they demand my store manager I
would go get her with Glee She was a 50 plus year old woman who didn't even really play games which meant that not only did they have to deal with a different woman they were losing my 20 plus years of gaming experience that's awesome wow I can't fathom as like I can't fathom asking a worker for a different worker like I I would never be a a store and be like could you get someone else but it happens I would never do that happens all the time and here's the thing is like I don't think that that
older woman who wanted a man is 100% in fault I think that she grew up back in the day where women were never asked their opinion or never asked for help so she's just like trained and conditioned to see that and she's conditioned to believe but men know better right and so in a way it's more of like a society fault but I think it's like I think educating these older generations of like hey it's okay it's okay women can women can have opinions too for them to be like what they can no and it's l
ike just take off the black mirroring like whatever those are called like glasses and be like it's okay you are allowed to like move past so I just like I don't necessarily see them as like the worst people in the world but it's very hard it is mainly women I am empathetic to the woman who can't find the paint to be honest it is a pain when you're you're in this story you think that there is something in stock and you realize it's not there and a man will help you you pointed this out earlier of
like with the windshield wiper neighbor where it's like once you've already gone so hard of like I need a I need a man like you've you've gone so hard that now you realize you you were wrong and you have to you either have to humble yourself hard in that moment or as she did you just have to run away and most people do they go so hard in their decision I think it it's really spiritually awoken when you can in the moment like be like I was wrong and there's this amazing um Buddhist Pema Shin she
's awesome she calls it your shepa you know that place where someone's talking to you and you see that you've put like hit a button and they're like immediately angry we all have it and it's called the shepa and a lot of people do this like whole song and dance to avoid like their sheput to be like that's not it I'm fine but instead if they just sit in it be like wow that really hurt and then they start to admit like I am hurt by that but I'm going to try to talk my way through that it's so hard
to do all of us I my what I've learned in life is that there's a lot of times where the wisest and most beneficial for your own self the thing to do is to take the L like taking the L sometimes is the best thing you can do it's so hard but there's a lot of times where and it's it's tough where it's in the moment you're like oh my God I just took the most massive L of my life yeah but I have to if you don't own it it's going to make you that L is going to grow uh it's going to keep capitalizing
more and more take that L and sometimes it's good to just admit defeat yeah I was you know I was at Jiffy Lube they did they did not explain to me very well what I needed for my car and then I got a bill and I was like wait what oh no they're like no this we explain this to you and I was like are you sure but it's also like I'm I'm not a mechanic I was like all right I'll just pay but ah and then in my head I had to play mental gymnastics with myself like is this worth it to to to to be like you
know defending yourself or is it like hey I got to move on with my life well sometimes it's really it's really vulnerable to go I don't know what you're saying to me employe literally had I don't know what's going on I don't know why the watch isn't working and I need it and it's not your fault it's me I'm the stupid one I don't know no we're not stupid this is intense technology okay okay the last thing I'll say the last thing I'll say is my my a bad trait of mine is that if I'm if I'm at a st
ore and I am desperately looking for something I am so I have such an instinctual fear of inconveniencing people work be like hey do you need any help find anything I'm like no I'm just looking around but I'm desperately I've been looking for 20 minutes and I am like I can't find this they're like do you need any help find anything I'm like no no I'm not looking for anything sit and watch you behind the I'm just there just like they're like that man needs help I'm not going to ask him again okay
do do you guys have a um favorite Revenge that was given today I think the windshield wiper one's going to hurt me yeah you're going to think um I actually love the the dorm room one the nips yeah that was good that was solid that was deserved um that one and I like I like the flight one flight one was great a lot of people benefited from that that was very wholesome in a way um um these were all great about you um man I don't know um I think a part of me is going to hope that if if road rage h
appens to me that they throw they give me free biscuits oh I cuz I love biscuits um so I would but I would hope they're not too stale I request fries I would I would definitely fries would be great want the whole popey combo yeah so here's my takeout yeah um well thank you both for joining me today thank you Shane thank you Shane and thank you Olivia thank you and thank you blanket that I love putting my fingers through okay uh and thank you all for watching uh we'll definitely be back with more
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