Two men (Pete Davidson, Andrew Dismukes) show off their extravagant new lifestyles in a roadhouse bar.
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Comments
Wait. How did Pete manage to duck out of doing the Chad character for the whole show?
“You can add another zero in front of that.” 😂😂😂
I love that they exclusively drink high end or celebrity liquors, such a funny detail to put into this sketch
It's nice when these types of sketches sneak into the end of episodes. Four minutes of increasing levels of crude gibberish, delivered with such commitment - perfect for the final moments of the show. Andrew's deliveries find the most laughs in the most unhinged dialogue. Pete seemed to really enjoy that sketch too.
Pete looks like Liam Neeson in The Phantom Menace.
nothing wrong with a father and his estranged son picking up a random man at a bar to take pictures of his feet and or genitals for hours.
Gotta love Longfellow and his silent acting; the guy can just appear or say hello and you suddenly have that happy grin on your face.
12 -15 fingers got me 😂 This is straight up, old school, off the wall SNL funny...Thank You
💀 “you can add another zero in front of that.” “In front?” Sent me
Of all the sketches. I didn't think this would be the one to break Pete.
I'm so happy that Andrew clearly messed up and everyone stayed in character and went with it. I'd get a lot more done with 15 fingers a week I tell ya
Incredibly dumb premise. I loved it.
I find it ironic that Pete was once "SNL's one Young Cast Member" and now he plays Andrew's dad in more than one skit
wholesome father and son activities
“Cheesecake Factory. Stop eating our trash.” 😂😂
Pete practiced his lines so much!! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
This felt very tightly written!
Pete Davidson kinda looked like Steve Buscemi in this sketch.
It’s genius how SNL advertises & uses other companies in parodies. I would love to know how those conversations go with marketing & NBC. Ha. So, we want to say, “Cheesecake Factory. Stop Eating Our Trash.” 😂😂😂
why is the bartender a vampire