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Roasting Late Drunk Girls | Crowd Work | Sugar Sammy

🇺🇸 US Tour 2024: https://bit.ly/USTour2024 ⚜️ Montréal, Gatineau, Québec: https://bit.ly/YouReGonnaRire2 🇨🇦 Can Tour 2025: https://bit.ly/SugarSammyCan2025 🇫🇷 Sign up pour tournée européenne: https://bit.ly/SignUpSugarSammy https://www.instagram.com/sugarsammyk https://www.facebook.com/sugarsammy https://www.tiktok.com/@sugarsammyk https://twitter.com/sugarsammy Site: www.sugarsammy.com One of the hottest comedians on the international circuit, Sugar Sammy has performed over 2,000 shows in 32 countries, in English, French, Hindi, and Punjabi. The indo-Canadian comedian is a master of crowd work creating a unique performance every night. He is currently a judge on France's Got Talent. “fearless comic with a talent for provoking both laughter and outrage” -New York Times

Sugarsammy

11 months ago
ARE YOU MISSING YOUR SEATS? WHAT ARE YOUR SEATS? "CAN YOU HELP US?" CAN I HELP YOU? YEAH, WHY NOT? FORGET THE USHERS ASK THE INDIAN GUY ON STAGE OF COURSE YOU ARE FLOOR, ROW 3 SO THAT'S ONE TWO THREE SEAT 41 RIGHT THERE, MISS YOU SEE USUALLY, THE SEATS THAT ARE EMPTY THOSE SHOULD BE YOURS THERE YOU GO SHE'S LIKE I'M SO EXCITED TO SEE YOU THE SHOW'S ALMOST OVER, LADY THAT'S ALRIGHT JUST SIT THERE NO ONE'S THERE JUST A BUNCH OF COATS OH, THERE GO OVER THERE ALL THE WAY OVER THERE YEAH, GO TO THE A
ISLE BECAUSE WE KNOW YOU'RE GONNA LEAVE QUICK WHAT -- THIS IS NOT SCHOOL I'D LIKE TO SAY SOMETHING GO AHEAD, KAREN WHAT DO YOU WANT TO SAY? THIS IS THE MOST KAREN THING I'VE EVER SEEN WALKED IN I'D LIKE TO SPEAK TO THE MANAGER IT'S 8:15 THEY SHOULD'VE HELD MY SEATS FOR ME SO GO AHEAD WHAT'S YOUR NAME, MISS? "SORRY, I'M MEGHAN" SO MEGHAN, WHY ARE YOU THIS LATE? "WE'VE BEEN HAVING SOME DRINKS" YOU'VE BEEN HAVING SOME DRINKS WOW, WHAT AN EXCUSE AT LEAST THEY LIED ABOUT TRAFFIC WE HAD DRINKS WE GOT
SMASHED SO MEGHAN, WHAT DO YOU DO? MEGHAN "I WASN'T PREPARED TO TALK TO YOU" YOU WEREN'T PREPARED TO TALK TO ME? YOU WALK IN AT 8:15 AND YOU'RE LIKE THIS IS GONNA GO SMOOTHLY I'M SURE THESE TWO WHITE GIRLS ARE LIKE MEGHAN YES BECKY? IF WE WALK IN AN HOUR LATE HE'LL WAIT FOR US AND START THE SHOW OVER BECAUSE WE'RE IMPORTANT WHITE WOMEN NOBODY'S MORE PRIVILEGED AN INDIAN WOMAN WOULD'VE JUST GONE BACK HOME TO HER PARENTS SO -- SO, MEG -- MEGHAN WHAT DO YOU DO, MEGHAN? "MAYBE FOCUS ON SOMEONE ELSE"
SAY AGAIN? GO TO SOMEONE ELSE? NO, NO, NO I HAVE LIKE AN HOUR LEFT AND IT'S GONNA BE ALL ABOUT YOU BECAUSE THAT'S HOW YOUR LIFE IS ISN'T IT? MEGHAN, IT'S ALL ABOUT YOU ISN'T IT? NOW WE'RE GONNA LOCK THE DOORS YOU CAN'T EVEN LEAVE AND WHAT'S YOUR FRIEND'S NAME? "JESSIE" HI JESSIE SO JESSIE -- JESSIE LOOKS MORE APOLOGETIC SO JESSIE WHAT DO YOU DO, JESSIE? "I'M A SECRETARY" YOU'RE A SECRETARY? THEY STILL SAY THAT IN 2023? WHERE ARE YOU FROM? A TIME MACHINE? LIKE WHAT -- ARE YOU FROM THE PAST? SECR
ETARY EVERYBODY'S LIKE ASSISTANT ADMINISTRATIVE ASSISTANT SECRETARY YOU WORK IN VANCOUVER? "ALL OVER THE PLACE" ALL OVER THE PLACE WHAT KIND OF SECRETARY IS THAT? THAT'S CALLED AN ESCORT YOU DRESS UP AS A SECRETARY I'M MESSING AROUND THEY'RE LATE THEY DESERVE IT

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