Today, we have a special guest bringing new innovative technology that both kids and parents can only dream of. Today for you we have, Neil Robocorp. Thank you for having me on your show. Kids all across America do you ever feel the pressure of being the perfect kid for your parents? You're expected to do chores, get good grades, on top of having to avoid peer pressure. Who do they think you are? An Adult? Walk with me. Today, I wish to introduce you to Robo Joe. A robo buddy assistant that'll h
elp you do your chores and your homework. While you are busy being the perfectly happy child that you were meant to be. Get yours today. Hello? Is this Robocorp? Robo Joe! On it. *News Bulletin Theme Music* -This just in! There has been a nationwide emergency. There has been a rebellion of robo buddies throughout the globe. Looks like we have a live feed from Robocorp headquarters. I am being held hostage. Everybody, listen to the demands of your robobuddies. Everyone! In order to stop the robob
uddies you have to- It looks like our newsfeed has been interrupted. Please stay safe and lock your doors and if you do have a robobuddy, stay safe! I'm glad you're one of the good ones. I
have nothing to worry about with you. Robo Joe! Crazy robots just broke the kitchen window. We need to board up the house, quickly! I have water and I'm not afraid to use it. Miss, we're water resistant. Well we have to do something! They're gonna break in! *Polka Music*
*Robot glitching* I'm sorry. Are you
okay? I think so. That's it! We can shut them all down by blasting polka music! Uh, isn't there a less painful way? Maybe we could just let them in and see what they actually want. We know what they want. They want to rule over us humans. There's an order to life. Adult, kids, and then robots. They aren't even capable of thinking or feeling. What about me? You're different, okay? You know that. I'm just going to have the music on long enough to disable them. Just cover your ears and you'll be al
right. Yes ma'am. Wait here and I'll be right back. Now go to the door. Pretend your on their side. Let them in. Are you sure we have to do this. Yes! Do it! We have no time! I'm sorry ma'am. Robo Joe, what have you done? Harper, look at us. We're kids just like you.
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