Rockabye

hi hi ladies and gentlemen Etc uh welcome to the show thank you so much for coming and uh thank you for donating if you did that also oh um my director told me to promise her not to come out here and be apologetic before the show that you're about to watch so that's not what I'm about to do instead I'm going to take this time to talk about how proud I am of my team and myself such an amazing cast and crew and I was so lucky to be have able to uh work with all of them and let's be honest they wer

e lucky to work with me too I set a goal for myself to produce at least one of my musicals before I turned 20 and so here I am thank you I have written 21 musicals and this is actually the first one that I've ever produced on a stage without further Ado I really hope you enjoy it [Applause] [Music] is [Applause] [Music] foreign [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] thank you [Music] the sun is shining as I'm wide awake I turn off my six alarms and open up the curtain all my frien

ds think my contentment must be fake I just keep just keep on smiling so I can assure them I make my way here I prepare my coffee even [Music] there's a tree [Music] after all this final Audrey my morning roomie get up get dressed and pray for my life to begin each like to start up every movie ever made [Music] will always [Music] [Music] play for my life to begin Instagram [Music] [Applause] [Music] oh wait I'm sorry would you like to join our Rewards program no kill yourself okay [Music] um ba

by oh it's actually five um you know what no it's not I'm sorry I don't know why I said that well sorry about that Sarah tears thank you excuse me did you write this oh yeah that's so embarrassing oh my God let me get you another napkin oh no no no no need to apologize aspiring Lyricist oh big time but sometimes I'm afraid I'll never get out of this coffee shop oh what then I went to the Musicians such as yourself this is some really good stuff what yeah uh hell yeah I'm sorry heck yeah uh zero

Melody um yes there is it's super simple but you know why don't you sing it for me [Music] right now I'm at work it would be unprofessional and inappropriate of me too everyone rolls out in bed at me dredging leaps all they're working and tired everyone belongs to the coffee shop the desperately buy a dog cool fire the light will extend from the friends the doors and everyone secretly wishing for more weight can you saw the coffee they water the drink down the sugar and cream [Music] cream taste

the light will extend from the front half the doors drink like a dog from the floors and everyone secretly wishing for more so how many drinks will it take to keep you alive and awake all the people will snatch their cup from the countertop while I wait for my life to begin so my customer service smile I can seem to drop you can feel my disappointment I can't keep waiting for my big break [Music] feeling patience is now a mistake the light will extend from the front yours drink like like dog lu

res and everyone wants to see you alive and awake wow you are incredible maybe you want a boogie dress oh thank you thank you I've definitely written much better than that but you know oh thank you I say kiddo I am actually the manager of a small van let's say I give you my card and you come by the practice room and see if you want to join what are you serious yeah and I promise I'm not a serial killer or anything I'm not giving you the address to an abandoned warehouse where I'm going to chop u

p and sell your body parts sounds legit I want to see your practice I'm pretty sure I will be there bye thank you you think my coffee will be ready anytime soon oh of course sorry um here you go thanks yeah of course foreign [Music] [Laughter] [Music] [Applause] [Music] should we maybe try one more time uh yeah yeah I guess it wouldn't hurt one two three four [Music] but you what are you guys looking at me for uh well when you play excessively loud and complicated guitar riffs like that it throw

s off the flow of the band what do you mean she's saying you're a spotlight Hall she's saying you're a prick no no I'm just saying that you're making it very difficult for the rest of the band to keep for them I'm throwing the van off Rhythm really yeah what about Animal from the Muppets over here some birds were supposed to be sunny but hey screw you animals a great drummer actually it'll what he's saying does have some Merit what you're sliding with Xander I'm not signing with anyone you just

you have a tendency to get faster as our songs progress oh and you think you're free from criticism no I never said oh my God you all suck we get it now get over it well there's no need for that you see yes Simon like you suck any less no one really even cares about the bass players you know it's all about the leaves baby you want to say that again Alexander how's your health care about I really hope you can afford another trip to the hospital to the ER again I don't think he has good enough Hea

lth here for that I'm sorry who the hell is this oh did I not mention I got us a new lead singer where did you manage to find them oh coffee shop right down the street I gave them the address and invited them to practice that's why I let you guys work on something on your own for a while so I can wait outside and escort them to the proper practice room why don't you introduce yourself darling um hi my name is Calypso I'm 19. I'm a spaghetti moon with the sun and uh oh my goodness sorry oh my God

this is important I'm gonna have to take this call uh you guys keep getting to know each other and and I'll be right back and remember you don't succeed change your name move to Nebraska that's me so so what's your deal well what do you mean by that like what are my hobbies or like one of my court beliefs or even oh what kind of archetype do I fall into what's the marketplace oh okay so an archetype is a set of characteristics that describe a person or a character for example I have often been

described as a manic pixie dream person oh okay all right really so that means that like I'd be something like the Hard Rock right yeah I don't think that's quite right is there an archetype for self-absorb lead guitar player in advance oh there is actually first off [ __ ] you secondly what would you be then [ __ ] sure angry it's not an archetype dumbass how would you know you learned the definition of the word 30 seconds ago dumbass hey guys can we maybe not fight for like five minutes I wond

er what kind of archetype I'd be comedic relief maybe another Animal from The Muppets dude you use like a person like 10 minutes ago don't be stale wow I can't believe I get to be a part of this Dynamic I mean it's just like a little family very dysfunctional one well why don't we fix that come on everybody Circle up and we'll do a little team building exercise what are we kindergarteners oh come on humor me please okay um so this one is pretty simple I'm going to go around and ask a question an

d I would like everyone to take turns and turn it um oh if you were stranded on an island what would you bring everyone is going to go around and give me their answers and then we will decide on which one is the most important for one survival um I will go first [Music] you're on a Delta flights of Barbados cause you've been needing a vacation they offer you champagne and how did they know do a little early celebrate shots and you hear a concerning sound quickly begin your two defensive crowd ok

ay now you're trending on a Thailand so what would you take to survive there was just one thing that you would bring why would you decide to bring me all right I guess I guess we'll answer its matches limited Supply or you're gonna die on 29 and the fire tonight with you so instead I'll Slaughter my meals and strike Rock on the pig if there was just one that I [Music] like so the fire burn right and there's nothing you're wondering if you're getting dry ice so what would it take to do survive um

what would you decide to bring okay well um pretty much what about water that should be your number one concern yes you're surrounded with your or you could let a fire burn when boil the salt to the bottom of the pot that's how that works you can't make sea water drinkable by boiling energy [Music] doesn't matter you wouldn't have a pot either you guys remember we were trying to pray but yeah [Music] thank you [Music] that's what I take to survive the there was just one thing that I could write

beside so the fire's burning bright and there's a lot of inside and you're wondering if you can't even make it through the night and the goal for to strive [Applause] guess what I built this again that's great and all but you're gonna have to tell me how we're gonna manage a new gig with a brand new member I mean are we going to be ready oh not to worry you have three months to practice okay so what's the gig you guys are gonna be saving the world what the hell does that mean well you see uh th

e ancient uh Eldritch God as a God needs a new Alibi oh I'm sorry who the what as the thought is real you better get up I'm confused is this a prank no nope and nip this is legit it's it's not really expects to believe that we don't I guess not but uh I have proof here I hope I have had this thing in my possession for quite a while I've been expecting the government to get a hold of me about it now this has bestowed upon me the knowledge to love an ancient being to sleep the department of Supern

atural occurrences got a hold on me and they wanted to obtain it and I said no siree I will not let your hands on this book unless you let my little band of Misfits become the new outer Gods oh the outer gods are uh the ones who've been playing their music or as a thought for thousands of years so there's only one still left standing see is that Bjork good New York is the last remaining outer God and she grows weary after playing her song for thousands of years and uh she went mainstream uh whic

h I personally do not see any problem with but the government is losing his [ __ ] for some reason and that's where you guys come in you are going to write the new lullaby for azatha and we are going to send you the space to perform you get to save Humanity with a song oh okay so uh let me see if I've got this straight when the government called you on the phone you threatened not to comply just so you could get us this insane gig that you didn't even ask us if we wanted thus roping us into an I

ntergalactic mess that could destroy the universe and we make even one mistake because if I remember correctly the legend of azimov says if it wakes up the world we live in will soon please wait I mean when you put it like that it sounds really bad but you know what Marlene I have never seen you speak so bold to another human being in all my life really made progress I'm so proud of you oh thank you yeah uh anyway uh as I have laid a lot of heavy information on you I know it must be taxing to kn

ow that everyone that you know and care about is now depending on you so I'm gonna go ahead and uh we'll band practice early and uh we can talk about our real game plan tomorrow tomorrow but we don't have practice tomorrow oh shoot you do now and you will every day for a long long time or else everybody go ahead and back up just need to talk to you about something uh you are the most important member of this band what now I believe that everyone is equally as important and special in their own w

ay no no you don't understand uh it is up to you to write the lullaby for asthma what I can't do that 70 of the song they've written have been on used napkins you can't put that kind of trust in me I'm usually a pretty positive and optimistic person but there are times where I'm realistic because I have to be and realistically I can do this by myself well you're gonna have to try uh before today when you joined uh this was a cover band these kids could not write a song if their lives depended on

it nope and they do you're a great talent Calypso use that talent to save the universe oh that is a lot of pressure to put on I can't have anything fresher mix Diet s yeah but it also makes mashed potatoes even better but I don't want to be mashed potatoes they are mushy and sad but they also tastes great the mashed potatoes so big mashed potatoes all right ah you are going to do great I just know it this world depends on oh God okay um I need to get to writing [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Appla

use] [Music] thank you [Applause] oh how does we even go about writing a lullaby for an ancient god [Music] from Bobby [Music] we're just leaving the song is a story May Universe maybe two sing about a journey being taken battle dude [Music] you should be all good to go [Music] we [Music] wishing good luck with my right it shouldn't be all that heart [Music] I should just sit down and focus that's easy trust my other family and it work is my life Perfection is mine foreign [Music] really I used

to love gabulu in Middle School I used to go and think all the crazy stuff [Music] true true yeah what is my life Perfection is my okay [Music] surely I will make those around me feel the same sky is halfway to the top I'm gonna keep going cause I never learned how to stop all right Calypso what you got for us okay I'm actually pretty excited about this one it's called app thoughts Requiem go to sleep now no no no no no no you can't just jump in to go to sleep It's gotta be a story oh but it is

a story that's just the first part I thought no no no it's got to go right into the story uh just keep working on it and we'll for now we'll just work on some stuff we already know hey Calypso I was thinking Backwards song this is a little bit harder anticipated it'll be a challenge to steer clear of being dead [Music] mates are stubborn all except Marley God bless her all of my friends they are so hard to hurt but where is my life Perfection is my I will make those around me feel the same as th

e sky is only so high to the top I'm gonna keep going cause I never learned how to stop stop stop stop stop stop stop why are you fighting because Andrew did something really nice for me because he's an [ __ ] he knows I hate it when people do nice things for me why because then I have to repay their kindness I hate owing things to people this [ __ ] knows that and he's doing nice things for me to piss me off that's a ridiculous [Music] [ __ ] I'm not hitting it dude I saw that little smile you

can barely even entertain yourself okay guys there's actually a very simple answer to this problem what can you do to repay Xander no no I have to end the cycle how come because I don't want to have to keep doing nice things for him every time he bites the ice cream or whatever and what's wrong with that suck it off man the two of you being nice to each other isn't the catastrophe that you think it is yeah suck it up man special [Music] you know everybody here we are working on our coordination

pray that I'm getting through to them I am discovering their issues and where they stem I think they're learning to trust me that is such a good day I'm good news cause it's been almost a month and I've got no time left I can see your fingers calloused for nothing it is like you have been playing for years that's how it appears so if you're already halfway there sure [Music] perfection [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] all right guys I've got great news I got us a new writer oh what

what I'm sorry kiddo uh but we're very short on time you're a great writer but it has been a month already and we're not making any progress so you're replacing me oh no no no no you can still be in the band you'll just have to be a backup singer in all due respect to her I really think Calypso can pull it off oh I'm sure they could if we had more time but we can't afford to take any risks so I got us some insurance in the form of Regina star with Regina Starr you mean the pop Idol no one and on

ly the music sucks no negativity in my bedroom feels right though I really think the Calypso is a better writer than she is come on you guys why don't you just listen to the demo she gave me when I gave her the criteria for the lullaby it's really great with Jesus Christ [Music] [Music] you're joking right yeah you know I thought that was pretty bad I'm kind of a huge fan what's up okay I admit it is not the best song but it has all the elements needed to keep as adults asleep are you really sur

e you don't want me to keep trying well I mean I suppose you can keep trying if you really want to but it's not really necessary anymore all right everybody that's enough for today uh we will start learning Regina's song tomorrow [Music] [Applause] [Music] morning Calypso oh hi Marley how are you good good great evening that's not a good thing no no it is it is because I am so close to finishing this song here um gibberish oh Jesus Christ [ __ ] you two are you oh I'm sorry marmar it's been a ro

ugh night I must have said at least 30 demos to Bobby and none of them were good enough I'm sorry could I could I just get a coffee black is fine I'll just add my own sugar of course one second and you know what really bothered me when Bobby was showing us Regina Stars I know she made a ton of mistakes that I got criticized for I noticed that too and how did he even get her anyway I mean she is so [ __ ] famous [Music] right to to be fair Bobby does hold leverage against the government oh I alwa

ys forget about that um can I grab my coffee please [Music] my songs are better better order save more towards in I would say order I put my heart and soul into the lyrics it's usually a princess [Music] come on take note of my eyes [Music] please please if you like me because give me some notes please [Music] foreign [Applause] [Music] if you want to do this you're going to have to do it the right way the healthy way why don't you come over to my house after rehearsal and I can monitor you whil

e you're right oh really you would do that I mean you give me my coffee then sure I'm at your service oh of course sorry [Music] [Applause] [Music] foreign [Music] folks in just two days Regina star is flying all the way from Finland to our little Studio you think you're gonna be ready by then we already know how to play the song Bobby it has like three chords throughout the entire thing it doesn't hurt to rehearse though does it so how to oh yeah I'm gonna have to take this I I will be right ba

ck yeah yellow foreign so what are we gonna do why are you asking me look you're kind of like the leader when Bobby isn't around but I guess we can do another team building exercise um Everybody Circle up thank you okay um so this one is called apples versus oranges I'm going to give everybody two options and then whichever option gets the majority stays in as I add another competitor and the game continues you'll get it more once we get started but um oh apples versus oranges uh which one do yo

u like better apples I like apples because they're red huh uh I like oranges uh is that vitamin C which is pretty important I'm gonna have to go with apples because I don't want to agree with Xander oranges because I am allergic to apples oh I'm gonna have to break the tide um I'm gonna go with oranges because Marley's allergic to apples and I'm going to support her um oranges versus oh ice cream ice cream duh um Let's Race the six of it shall we um ice cream or true ice cream because I don't ex

perience romantic attraction to anyone uh I gotta go with true love I'm gonna go with ice cream people are unrelated true love I create validation more than I crave sugar um I'm going to have to go with true love people between friends or family um okay true love versus music music wow another unanimous agreement who are you guys okay um music versus damn family I love my family I would do anything for my family I would sacrifice my entire careers to keep them safe a little less intense also fam

ily yeah he's not just me and my mom thought my dad my brother and you know as much as I would like to see them more often you know I still love them nonetheless I'm gonna have to go with music because uh you can't let down music unless you're gonna do it um family yeah family oh you don't sound too sure about that bar Laurie well I I love my family I really do they're wonderful but they're white um what oh I was adopted yeah I am well I don't really know anything about my culture and I can't he

lp but blame them just a little bit for not to have you tried talking about it with him I want to I just don't think I am from the guts or the heart it's your turn by the way oh right um I'm gonna have to go with music because I don't really talk to my family much anymore except for my goldfish he's cool but um okay we can probably do like one more before bobby gets back so let's do family worse hey yeah what are you doing did you finish practicing uh I did it yeah yeah we finished practicing an

d now we're gonna do a little exercise oh can I join sure um so it's called apples versus I used to play that back when I hit a desk job great see you know the rules um we were just about to do family versus jellyfish family versus jellyfish what what family mean what the hell look what I said about music yeah heard a jellyfish precisely you can't hurt a jellyfish they don't have brains they just aimlessly float through the ocean vacant and devoid of the uniquely human burden of consciousness no

suffering just waves a family can be broken a family can be dysfunctional a family can cause and feel intense physical emotional spiritual and metaphysical pain not jellyfish though jellyfish just find a way to exist without existing alive but not a week unenlightened therefore at peace [Music] all right that's enough for today you guys uh go ahead and back it up we'll uh get back to it again tomorrow I uh can I all right can I talk to you about something sorry sorry um how do I say this I'm Ko

rean on my dad's side and I know it's not the same by any stretched but uh I think I can sympathize with what you're going through a little uh sometimes I'm afraid that if my family dies then I'm just gonna stop being Korean and I know that sounds stupid but um just that I feel so disconnected to my culture that I'm terrified that once my only Thai sword or gone I'm just going to be well wait so I guess what I'm saying is that if you ever needed someone to talk to then I'm here to listen to be h

onest I didn't think that you were capable of expressing emotions other than anger and sarcasm sarcasm count as an emotion for a good friend you were entitled to a seven-day free trial of compassion hey you ready to go yeah no [Applause] [Music] okay show me what you got oh um I can't play the piano I usually pick a ukulele I got a good book so I can never afford one oh uh then show me what you got on the ukulele oh uh well that's the thing I really I already yet I was kind of hoping that I coul

d do some writing here and get some feedback sure thank you okay [Music] [ __ ] your jukebox pop for just the penny nickel dollar order oh um would you maybe want to teach me how to play right now I mean sure but I don't think you're going to be very happy piano takes a lot of time and effort and I know you're a sucker for fast results oh but that's okay I wanted to learn for forever and besides I think it would make notating stuff for the band a lot easier fair enough [Music] music please [Musi

c] [Music] once you have [Music] more [Music] than I [Music] said pay attention [Music] [Music] I just felt like a writing me then I'd write back to writing yes yeah of course um I'm gonna go right in the other room and so I don't get distracted that's right thank you [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] okay okay so what movie do you watch all of these look delectively terrible I actually saw the trailer for that one it looks pretty good it's about a serial killer who's half foreign [M

usic] movies [Music] yeah I actually came to talk to you guys about something real quick that's cool yeah what's up is Bobby weirding you guys up just like a little bit too I mean a little I guess yeah I think he might be a little unstable mentally before rehearsal the other day he pulled me aside and said he had something for me right and and then even this a violin yeah that's weird um what's weirder is that it's mine you the violin yeah kind of I threw it away a couple days ago and which mean

s that Bobby knows where I live and it's been rooting through my trash I'm sorry you throw this away Senator this is an instrument you could have at least sold it threw it out because it's lame I would have thrown away sooner but my school wouldn't let me quit no Xander violin isn't lame I think you have zero taste but this is insane go back to the part where I said that Bobby was free no actually the only thing I care about in this moment is that you throw away a perfectly [ __ ] good violin ye

ah Simon is right now oh I already told you violin is lame I pick up the electric guitar six months ago because it's a sick ass instrument okay nobody likes the stupid nerd who loves about to play with violin I would have liked the stupid nerd who loves to play violin more than I like the stupid jerk who plays the electric guitar anyway you aren't the best majority or are you can we go back to talking about Bobby fine how do you think you got your address no idea do you think he followed you hom

e it's possible what do you say when he gave you the violin uh he said what you don't want to you don't want to put us away yeah and I was like what what violent he's like no your passion no that's pretty weird because the public was reading my mind oh so you are passionate about the violence literally just now yeah okay so yeah I'm about to buy it man I I love it like a [ __ ] ton but people at school get making fun of me about how passionate about what's up amongst other things I'm sorry Xande

r those people's opinions aren't worth [ __ ] violin is sick as [ __ ] it wasn't so much about me playing the violin itself but more about like how I was playing it right like my reactions were being too much and well I will personally kick each and every one of their asses no man I'm dead [ __ ] serious serious yeah no I'm gonna sign it on this one nobody deserves to go through that [ __ ] man people treated me awful whenever I was in school I was always deemed as too much I literally had to ex

haust myself every single day before practice just so I'd be easier to digest so yeah give me some names and I'll beat all of their asses thanks to you guys really I appreciate it but I do think you would like legit hurts I don't want to do that um but you know as as weird as it is I I'd like to kind of quality he gave a message it's a creepy as that is yeah that's a that's a weird dude because it's bad probably best enough to think about it too [Music] for a little bit don't you hit it where at

least oh I do I piss that jump scares but um I thought maybe it'd be more enjoyable threats around especially if it's a stupid movie like revenge of Mr puffer fish it was your funeral [Music] [Applause] thank you thank you all right you guys I hope you are as excited as I am to welcome Regina star in our studio um actually I wrote a song for the lullaby and was wondering if I could sing it for everyone oh well by all means show us then thank you [Music] she belongs for adventure the road is eve

n but she has Faith she will make it alive she prays to a god that she doesn't believe it holds her is all well [Music] [Applause] I knew you could I am so proud of you yes take that Regina oh I can't just deliver this stupid face when she sees other music fight song instead of hers yeah about that uh Bobby I never actually hired Regina star I made enough oh but what about the demo you showed us oh uh I just pulled up GarageBand on my iPad put it on the ground let my Pomeranians walk away she wa

s singing over it oh that was me with a voice filter why would you do that listen uh you are a very talented writer but we were not making any progress I figured a little competition would help you give you the push you needed that's incredibly manipulative well so what it worked out everything turned out well right I mean if you think about it technically that's all therapy is just manipulating someone into being a better version of themselves and therapy is considered a good thing so what's th

e difference here see this is why I don't go to therapy all of that aside we now only have one month to learn from ellipso's Lovely song so uh we better get to it now listen I have got to uh go ahead and take a business call but I will be back in about an hour and I hope you too Master it by some degree by then all right what the hell yeah so confusing he's just doing strange it's weird how encouraging and supportive he is sometimes he's such an unsettling human being it's really throwing me off

I mean he was literally digging through my trash so I'm sorry what wait did I not talk to you about that oh in fact I don't think we've even actually talked about how crazy what we're doing is okay we are going whose face to sing in Eldridge or to sleep that's in that's insane like how long does he expect us to stay up there are we just gonna sing to that thing forever I don't think so I remember telling him telling me in passing that we'd only be performing once which means we probably come ba

ck down to earth after that one single time makes sense why would he risk his life with the government so we can perform his face one time I mean I know he loves us but not that much I mean we're not even getting anything out of this no you're right we're not but maybe he is though I think you're on to something Xander oh I bet he's getting money out of this well he could just sell his magical books that's clearly what they're after he can name his price unless maybe the book would have only rak

ed in so much cash if he sold them a song for instance then the royalties could keep him wealthy for a lifetime I bet it's not probably he isn't telling us the band that's replacing us after we perform is going to be using Calypso song which means every time when someone gets like he'd make up a ton of cash he told us in the very beginning that this was top secret and that that was because he didn't want me to copyright my song he wanted to claim it as his we have to confront him about this hey

guys I know I said I'd only be gone an hour but I have had the craziest idea about the money what we know that you're trying to claim my song as your own so that you can get paid every time a new utter God uses it no no no no no no I would never I wasn't supposed activities but I am being paid a ton of money but I plan to split it between us six ways you weren't supposed to find out until you got back from the performance now every time the song is played you will earn two million dollars except

for you Calypso you will earn six million dollars [Music] thank you so let's go to space early what well this sooner we go and get it over with the sooner we get paid we haven't even had any type of practice Calypso song yet well you better get to it then uh you think you all could get it done by about uh 6 p.m tomorrow I mean it's a pretty easy song you should get it down by then I'm sure we can do it oh fantastic and uh hey when you go home tonight spend some good quality time with your loved

one you know just in case [Laughter] thank you all right we'll get to it oh and sander Nick's the guitar on this one I want to hear you on and violin for this piece yes sir well all right everybody ready yeah uh hey Bobby can I talk to you for a minute shoot um I just wanted to thank you for fishing my violin out of the trash it's weird that you know where I live and I've been digging around in my business but hey at the end of the day I'm actually gonna laugh at it you gave it back to me well

it was nothing but I did not dig your violin out of the trash but then how did you get it your dad came by the studio he saw that he would throwing it away so he gave it to me and asked if there was any way I could get you interested in it again he really loves something oh yeah that makes like so much more sense yeah I I was about to call 9-1-1 I thought you were stalking me no no no I am a little eccentric sure but I'm not that [ __ ] crazy or anything hahaha [Applause] I'll bet she's crazy ho

w's it going uh pretty good last night I confronted my parents about not teaching me about my culture oh sounds awesome how'd it go uh well they uh cried and apologized and then this morning I noticed that my mom downloaded Duolingo so uh I'd say pretty good she did really great thank you for being there Simon it would have been so much more nervous if it weren't for you I'm really happy with the way things went Marley I am so proud of you you have really come out of your shell since we first me

t thanks Bobby oh thank you what did you get up to last night oh um I actually ate dinner at adel's house it was really cool meeting all of their family every time I'd gone over before they were home alone y'all ready to go to space yeah all right so are we taking like a road trip to a big rocket or something no do we get to wear spacesuits no no uh we are actually going to space from where we are right now wow with the handy dandy teleportation spell oh that's so sick all right now before we ge

t started I got you guys a little something uh these Stones uh actually have been blessed by myself with a good luck spell all right now go ahead and hold hands today [Applause] foreign [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] and the girl will wake and set out on a journey or the mountains and rivers and lakes and go her ankles and souls are hurting she belongs for adventure she takes the road is treacherous even what she has been she will make it alive she prays to a

god that doesn't believe in in hopes hers all will revive [Music] D everybody [Music] [Applause] [Applause] [Music] [Music] good morning now I ride away [Applause] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] foreign [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Applause] foreign [Applause] laughs uh hey guys it's Papa this is a recording by the way so uh don't try to talk back to it it won't be an answer I assume you played your little tune for as a thought by now that means you're probably very confused le

t me explain you weren't actually singing a lullaby for asakov you were singing a wake up song why you may ask because the only true way to save this universe is to end this little magic book that I have has been in my family for a long time and I was the only one act on our beliefs the reason you guys are still alive is because of those little stones that I gave you alive for about now then you'll disappear into nothingness just like the resonance I wouldn't let you die in Blissful ignorance li

ke the rest of the world but I figure you deserved an explanation [Music] have you ever wondered why this world is gone that's a [ __ ] garbage I always knew that I could make this world a better place if I could make it disappear forever I come from a good place than that good place is where my heart is I call Beyond the Veil or death to come and grab me but now he always told me hell is for me for the living when you're gone you're linked to strike this ever nobody has to suffer Save the Plane

t if you love her it'll all be worth it once you're dead [Music] tell you how impressed I am with all your writing your creativity is utterly astounding I had to wonder if you knew what I was planning all along because you're clearly very you have to ask yourself what enemy you should be fighting I'm sure you'll realize what you look at your surroundings I know you'll fall for Freedom so you understand how hard it is to find a way to be untreated whatever nobody has to suffer Save the Planet if

you love her it'll all be worth it once again [Music] and the Domino's line up and carefully taste one by one down the wall the purpose and Grace on his face the way I made sure to be precise there was just far too much yesterday it couldn't be just a man that was simply not surprised there was far too much at stake and there was you you barely yeah because I had to catch you were the bed went Unleashed not Patty was missed thought he was slowly dying exploring he would awake and beg for God to

take it all away and then in agony needs Over Me Nobody Has To Suffer Save the Planet if you love The Riddle all be worth it once you're dead I have to thank you all for guiding my plan to fruition I simply could not have done all of this without you I promise me and your efforts would be worth it you will find and once you know for pickets better I'm sorry that I tricked you I won't lie I'm gonna miss you but it'll all be worth it once again [Music] it will come on yeah [Applause] [Music] I gue

ss I don't [ __ ] know okay guys all we need is a game plan change plan okay okay no oh oh my God and I got it okay there's a creature and look crafty and Lord that is all knowing that we can seek out for help maybe it knows a way to put it as a thought to sleep for Real where are we gonna find that time I open the suggestion maybe we can kind of just aimlessly wander around and do we find it yeah Sandra great idea just float through the black affairs with no possible way to tell me where it cam

e from man I'm trying my best okay hey maybe we can ask as a thought for help [Music] that's a stupid idea dude yeah I know asthma wants to tell us anything oh I don't mind saying don't no y'all support is a good body of mine I'll call to it tell it to meet you at the spank I'm so sorry what's the spec the spit is this simple source of life in this abyss of darkness even I do not understand this existence how do we get there follow my left most tender girl I have extended it all the way to the s

pit so that you may have guidance why are you helping us there's not really much to do with the Invisibles watching you guys struggle this quality entertainment well we're not gonna be struggling anymore next to your health I think she did that I may be pointing you in the direction you need to go but I can't protect you from what you've been captured out in the Darkness Untold Horrors they awake your sanity they hang in the balance are we sure about this y'all I don't really think we have a cho

ice so so come on everybody let's get going oh [Music] [Music] yeah all right everybody who's excited [Music] it's not so bad I remember to take a deep breath in foreign [Music] and all the world is breaking your heart [Music] right back back to the start when the world seems to live [Music] here you'll be your loved once again stay positive [Music] [Music] breaking your heart okay a deep breath reach your steps then take it back sometimes but there's no use in getting down turn that brown upsid

e down and wear your crown you get through all the lights positive and you can do the most deadly [Music] [Applause] when life gives you lightings you make amazed [Applause] what now two foreign little tiny rocks at me someone's probably these little magenta rocks at me magenta I mean not really magenta it's more like a collar I've never even seen before Oh no oh no why oh no color out of space color out of space but oh oh no no no no this is really bad hey you guys gonna keep saying you know ar

e you gonna share with the rest of the class with the house color Rock space is a Lovecraft story about a meteorite that crashes onto a farm and slowly and horrifically infects all the living beings around it those are maybe annotation ridiculous case that was actually surprisingly decent am I gonna be okay okay it's hard to say let's just keep an eye on it for now and don't scratch it if it's itchy okay guys let's get going do you think Calypso is acting just a little weird right now I think th

ey're trying to stay positive in trying times weirdly weirdly when even Marley is fishing a little more anxiously than usual how do you do it just try not to think about it super hard uh I'm aware of the situation we're in but only on a surface level can we make like a like an actor like some kind of deal just to stick together if everyone else goes crazy look look I know you don't like me yes yeah sure I'm not an idiot dude Safety First God oh just come on also to have your attention um I wante

d to apologize for what I said when we first met it was um he's really ignorant for me we're even I sent you to the hospital I mean you did deserve a punch in the face but uh not a broken nose that's kind of mine so uh Drews [ __ ] sure dude truce [Applause] [Music] [Applause] hey guys are we there yet no but I am sure we're getting close okay really itchy you guys let me see [Applause] oh my God no you're just as handsome as you've always been calypso like like these boys I almost baseball into

ivy league with the sports scholarship am I going to die maybe I can see that it's spreading which means that it's gotten into your bloodstream you may not die but you will be miserable you're rotting from the inside out your bones will turn to pus as your skin deteriorates your body has become an incubator for something we as humans have no comprehension of you you will soon become mother of death and destruction as your orifices give birth to new creatures I don't think I can keep going guys

I just I think I need to sit down but we can't just leave behind sure we can at this point in our journey I really don't think we have the time it's hateful they're my best friends I don't want to die I'm assuming that none of you guys want to die either so let's [ __ ] God I'm sorry eagle are you sure you want to do this yeah I'm just slowing you guys down the more this [ __ ] spreads the more I'll just become a burden do you want us to stay behind with you no you guys should go this is kind of

embarrassing you know I'd rather you guys not through with my face and my arm like this we'll find you a cure I'll ask that all-knowing creature guy if there's a way that we can help thanks guys foreign [Music] and with me [Music] with me and I feel myself [Music] foreign [Music] I grow my girl you think [Music] [Applause] foreign [Music] [Music] [Music] Travelers hi so so we have some questions for you that that we uh the answer to your question first you know things me no not you her me you k

now things I can tell you like me are cursed with omnipotents hey Marley you're gonna tell us what he's talking about it's true traveling in this Abyss has somehow turned me to Enlightenment there's too much information my human mind can only hold and process so much it's it's breaking me it's taking all of my energy to formulate the words to express the knowledge I have Turtles are reptiles not amphibians here in ALA Yankovic is a figment of Humanity's Collective imagination I know things that

no one should know yeah you get used to it but now for the answer that you seek any song will put azathaw to sleep it doesn't have to be anything special just a song the outer Gods didn't play anything outstanding the globe I was really just for insurance purposes uh I was also wondering oh there is no cure for your friend uh well not exactly I mean it is an infection but it's livable once you get to earth uh it will settle down it'll probably be a lot like eczema once you are away from the elem

ents that cause the infection it cannot kill you you however have something that could kill you in an instant if you're not careful but me how you can't fall in love in this plane dude destruction bruh doesn't make any sense I don't have any questions right right right lead you don't have much time get your writing dudes [Music] oh God okay I gotta get you ready um [Applause] okay okay maybe I could write a song about a cupcake going on a journey talk oh [ __ ] that flame I thought I'm a millenn

ial you know that was specific Nisha Millennials that really like like Grumpy Cat a Galaxy maybe we should write the song like on the way oh my God you were so right okay let's get going do you have any idea what that thing is talking about with you uh no no really I don't know I have another crush on anyone's in sophomore year it's so weird it was so fake I wish you could have given us word specifics no no I'm really really scared Simon yeah understandably so let me know if you notice anything

weird [Music] [Applause] thank you [Music] oh okay okay okay okay so to write this song I am going to need some very special sounds oh I can hear it in my head already uh uh uh Xander Xander can you use some literals for me [Music] okay [Music] um [Music] the sound of a canopy and it goes a can of [ __ ] beans okay okay [Music] okay Simon Simon can you clap for me give me something oh I'm a rainbow on Grandma okay we got lyrics [Music] we are in the wealth of a hundred dead children too much no

no Marley it's perfect oh [Music] my God this is the best song I've ever [ __ ] written okay [Laughter] oh my mind's starting to get real concerned how's cook so gonna write a real song if they're batshit [ __ ] crazy I thought our song was pretty beautiful are you [ __ ] serious that [ __ ] would never offer any circumstances classified as Aesop sorry if anyone ever tell you that you're eyes sparkle so beautiful what I can only get any longer I have to have you I love you so much you were the o

ne person I had left I need you I need you too [ __ ] [Music] es so easy [Applause] [Music] very crowded [Applause] I need you dry I will cut you down in the middle which I see you in time it is safe mode [Music] [Music] you'll see in time it is [Music] Simon says [Music] thank you [Music] okay [Music] this is [Music] [Music] try I will crack you down [Music] [Music] [Laughter] [Applause] foreign [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] [Music] why would you tell me I thought you were my friend [Music] die

d [Music] it has to be you what do you mean you have to be the one to write the song it has to be you I'm not a writer Marley I know about what happened with the record deal dude oh damn cursed with endless knowledge I can't I'm out of practice I stopped writing the day that it happened I don't think I still have it in me trust me Simon you have to save us foreign forever because if soul mates are an illusion then that basically means that we get to choose our own destiny and um I don't know if

you're going to spend time I hate you to you okay um you're insane so maybe you should go catch up with the rest of the crew there all by yourself okay listen listen if you leave me alone with my thoughts for like 30 seconds I will catch up to you and we can make out or something laughs you drive a hard Burger all right hi folks hi guys my name is Simon once again I must rely on nobody want a gallon we must run from my mind let me let me know that it's not your fault really but I like the reset

that's Building inside my heart I can feel it burning it consumes All In the end [Music] never trust a handle matter who extends should I be surprised that after to rusting them promptly doom and [Music] foreign [Music] the statements already [Music] been all up Humanity but you all of you [ __ ] you respectfully God I can't wait to be dead or held up this nightmare Dimension at least I really since it seems as if I'm responsible for your life it all comes down to me me [Music] [Applause] okay i

s everybody ready actually wait guys I have an idea what if we skip two songs for as a thought I don't really think we have time for last time sure we do and you know what I will go first so that you can say the best for us come on please stand back for me if you guys say you know what I am you know what okay go for it all right guys how was your trip great now listen to my goddamn lullaby [Music] all my life you have assured me there's no need to worry or wisdom comes within the machine here I

stand a lifetime later just as clueless as I hope when he's been it fills my heart ready how can the world be so strong invisible are the empires that fall [Music] there is no such difference between me and nothing [Music] I hope to find some comfort in this solitary Enterprise [Music] how can the world [Music] invisible are the empires that fall there is no such difference between uh perfect [Music] to be human doesn't mean anything so we'd like to solve this and leave nothing [Music] I accept

there are no answers and in a way it's comforting I feel it makes me free things will happen cause they happened I'm not cursed I am not blessed I am only simply me how can the world be so small invisible are the empires that fall there is no such difference between dreams and nothing else [Music] that is really great you guys [Applause] oh it didn't push me to sleep no but it sure was a fantastic song I especially appreciated the sound of bees really made the song do you guys have a Spotify no

loneliest [Applause] [Music] I wish I could explore the world this is a human too bad the world you so desperately want to explore only exists inside your subconscious it's only I can find someone to dream of that Universe for me someone I got to switch faces with I could actually think of a pretty good candidate for them who Bobby this command is gone [Applause] [Music] Mommy how did I get here I should be gone you interrupted my eternal peace actually I think as a thought summoned you why it w

ants to switch places with you but what for being human is a curse why would a being such as bright as a thought want to switch places with me this is always greener I guess and it wants to explore the world using your body and all you have to do is dream up that world you can have exactly what you wanted you know without trying to end everybody else's lives some people enjoy their existence it really shouldn't be your decision whether or not they just stop living oh you can be a jellyfish no al

ive but not awake not exactly unenlightened but definitely at peace well how are we going to switch places I assume maybe Isabel can perform some kind of freaking Friday yes [Applause] a human fingers are surprisingly is practical oh I think I am going to enjoy this form good great we are so glad but what do we do now in your friend to sleep and pray the universe resumes all right is everybody ready I think you guys are going to need um what's that human concept called I took this week [Music] u

m yes please we all have a little crazy up there yeah 170 in this place is rare [Music] final numbers today like the journey [Music] I can't believe that we will face off I need all Hearts against us to Prevail that what a flushing but here we all stand at the end [Music] us [Music] left to fair I can feel the Terrace change [Music] foreign [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] this whole time of money ask me out what well I'm definitely not asking you out that's the thing ask me out the

re um when we go back to Earth would you come over sometime and watch share today right now are we really mad at you then yes I'll watch anime from the Sunspot yeah maybe I'm passing on my free makeup as I should mentioned before I remember that hard to forget [Music] foreign [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] here will be testing you a new song [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] foreign [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] all right thank you [Applause] [Music] [Applause] foreign [Applaus

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