Romance?!?!? 👀😱🤣 | Steve Harvey #comedy

- You married? - Nope. - Nobody's married. What are you waiting for? Vicky, how you doing? - Hey, Mr. Hightower. - Wonderful. Wonderful. (audience laughing) I've been called that a few times. (audience laughing) You're not married, are you, Vicky? - I'm not - You know why? - Tell me why? - Because you have these four killers standing next to you. (audience laughing) - Gimme Lefa, gimme Bassie. (audience cheering) (upbeat music) All right. Lefa, you married, man. - No sir. - No sir. - I see. I kn

ow what you mean. - You see what I'm saying? - I got you. - You got me? - That's why I'm dressed like this. I ain't just like this for no reason. - Lefa says, "That's why I'm dressed like this." She could be here. - Exactly. - Yeah. Yeah. (audience laughing) Yeah. The brothers over there, they watching though. - No. - No? (audience laughing) - No? Damn. Anybody? - No. - She can't have nobody? - No. - We're about to find out. (audience laughing) Cadeeja. - Cadeeja. - Are you married? - Oh no, Unc

le Steve. I'm not married. - That's okay. - It's worst sadness here. (audience laughing) - Okay. Nobody's married. - Nope. - Nobody's married. - Nope. - None of you. - Uh-uh. - What are you waiting for? What is happening here, huh? - Probably a miracle, to be honest. - A lesson to my mother. - A miracle? - No, and we past miracles. (audience laughing) (audience applauding) I looked at her mother, I said, "A miracle?" She said, "We are past miracles. (audience laughing) Just money, Steve. What th

is?" Man, I gotta get this cattle ranch opened up. I gotta start. No, no. We don't go with cattle. - Oh, you don't want, - No, it's just a dowry. - And you can ask for it in any form. - So some people can do cattle, some people can do money? - We can do money. - Or you can ask for any. - We can do money, property. - Oh, money, property, oh. - Anything. - Oh? (audience cheering) He-he. (audience cheering) Yeah, yeah. Mama gonna need some houses. (audience laughing) Bring all that furniture in her

e. Just bring the furniture. - Mama don't get anything, Steve. - Huh? - The dowry don't come to me. - Everything is for the girl. - Yeah. Well, let's see. That's kinda like how it works for me. - Yes. - I married Marjorie. Marjorie was supposed to get half of everything that I have. I don't know how it worked out, but she got all of it. (audience laughing) You are who, on the show again? - Hlengiwe, a journalist. - A journalist? - Yes. - Yes. You married? - No. - Really? Yes. I'm still in my 20s

. - That's good, so are my sons. (audience laughing) Yeah. - Well, where they at? - Oh, where they at? (audience laughing) Oh, they here. (groovy music)