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Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures - Michael Tiny Hands Jones

Michael is a little insecure about his tiny hands, but is in a race to escape the cops. He hijacks a bus Lindsay is driving and things get out of 'hand' Join FIRST to watch episodes early: http://bit.ly/2uRn6Ox Audio from On the Spot #81 http://roosterteeth.com/episode/on-the-spot-season-8-81-j9ahka » Get your RTAA merch: http://bit.ly/2tRKzOf » Subscribe: http://bit.ly/13y3Gum Animated by: Jordan Battle Directed by: Jordan Battle About Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures: The animated shenanigans of the Rooster Teeth staff. Audio taken from various Rooster Teeth podcasts. More Rooster Teeth: » Achievement Hunter: http://bit.ly/AHYTChannel » Let's Play: http://bit.ly/1BuRgl1 » Rooster Teeth Animation: http://bit.ly/RTAnim_Channel https://www.youtube.com/user/RoosterTeeth

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Ready. Six seconds on the clock- Uhh Michael, go and start us off on this one. Set. Go! *Michael hums in background* Keep driving I just robbed a bank! I'm gonna get out of here! Michael: I'm gonna get out of here! Lindsay: Ahh! Okay, I'll close the door Oh my god, we'll just keep going. I'm sorry, people, we had to pass this stop Michael: Listen. Don't... don't mind me and my tiny hands~ Michael threatening: DON'T LOOK AT THEM! Michael threatening: DON'T LOOK AT THEM! Lindsay: Ahh! DON'T LOOK
AT MY SMALL HANDS! DON'T LOOK AT MY SMALL HANDS! Lindsay: Ah~sh~I know they're beautiful Michael: KEEP DRIVING! Lindsay: Ah~sh~I know they're beautiful I know they're beautiful *ding* Michael: ajshh Michael: I... I kn~... err they're not beautiful Michael: I... I kn~... err they're not beautiful Lindsay sighs: Oh~ Michael: Don't lie to me! Don't lie to me! *god Jon laughs* Why would you say that?! *god Jon laughs* Why would you say that?! My whole life I've gone through discrimination for these
tiny hands That's why I turned to a life of crime *ding* Lindsay: I though if I just~ Michael: It's why... my whole life people have loved my tiny hands! It's... and I hate hearing compliments, so I turned to a life of crime It's... and I hate hearing compliments, so I turned to a life of crime Lindsay meekly: I get that Lindsay: Well I thought if I showered you with... uhh... s-some compliments you would leave me alone Michael: TURN! Michael: Go, down- go down Johnson street- Michael: Go down-
go down Johnson street- Lindsay: Okay! Johnson street it is! Michael: -and lose these goddamn pigs! Lindsay: Okay! Johnson it is! Michael: -and lose these goddamn pigs! Michael: -and lose these goddamn pigs! Lindsay: We're gonna! We're going Michael: and you're gonna get it! Lindsay: Okay Michael: You're gonna get this hand so far up your backside- you're gonna feel it Michael: You're gonna get this hand so far up your backside! You're gonna feel it Lindsay: I'm really bad... Lindsay: Uhh.. driv
ing under pressure so if you could just lower the gun that'd be excellent- So if you could just please... hold me as I drive that'd be excellent- If you can just please tell me you love me then my life could be complete! Lindsay: I'm so lonely! *buzz* Lindsay: I'm so lonely! Michael: I love you- you escaping the police! *Michael and Lindsay stares passionately at each other* Michael: Suck my hand! *Lindsay chokes* Listen, it's gonna be okay. *Lindsay chokes* Lindsay: It went up my nose Lindsay:
It went up my nose Michael: We're going to make it out of this! Lindsay: I think the game is over, Michael Lindsay: I think the game is over, Michael Michael: We're gonna make it out of this This isn't a game, baby~ This is real life! Your lipstick- your lipstick's got on my little tiny hands! It's now smearing across your face- Oh, you're beautiful! You're beautiful! Oh, you're beautiful! You're beautiful! Lindsay meekly: Oh, Michael~ the audience can~ I love this bus driver but the camera came
and that's all that matters! Jon: Jesus Christ... Rooster Teeth Outro Check out this other content! Rooster Teeth

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