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[suspenseful music] Talk. - Oh. I've enjoyed our time together and a part of me will always love you, but I love my husband more. Mr. Straight and Narrow. I thought we were going to run away together. What about Ruby? Not really la. It's over. Please go. [rock music] Who is this? Eye for an eye? An eye For an eye. Come on, Ruby. Come on. You can't do this. You're the good guy. You killed Dick. I killed Dick. I killed Dick. I killed. That's all I ever hear. I killed Dick. Yes, I killed Dick. He w

as addicted. Get it? He was addicted. I mean, how would you not have known? You weren't doing me any favors. I was blind. I mean, how could, I didn't know how addicted Dick was. You didn't know how addicted Dick was. Dick, Dick. Yeah. He was addicted. All right. Started this stupid sadistic fucking stupid game in the beginning and I could end it. Okay. What do I have to do to get out of here? Ah, Ruby. I'm doing the world a. Favor. Yeah. How you doing? The world a favor. I mean, come on. Come on

. Are you serious? I'm killing vampires. Come on. That's my job. Well, you're unemployed as of now. That's what the buyers did to us all. Well, yeah. Alright, now get me out of here. Come on. You're not going to hurt me. No. Yeah. No. I am not going to kill you. I'm going to do worse than that. No, you wouldn't do that for real, would you? Often Him was the best thing I've ever done. Oh, come on now. Come on. You're not serious, Ruby. Come on. Hey, get me out of here, Ruby. Hey, come back here.

Come on. Hello. Rudy. Dick. How you don't look happy to see him? Oh, I'm very, very, I'm very happy to see you. I just, you just startled me. Did you miss me? Of course. I missed you. Of course. I thought about you every day. I mean, I tried to. How did you escape? It doesn't matter. I'm here now and you're here. Yes. How did you get in? Never thought I'd see you again. Yeah, yeah. I'm right here. I've been waiting for you. You have? Did you miss me? Of course I did. Of course. I missed you. I'v

e been waiting for you. I've been brave. [rock music] Hi. Hi. Oh, it smells amazing. Ned should have been here a half hour ago. Why are you upset? You know, he's never on time. It's our fourth anniversary and I made his favorite dinner and I even bought him beer. Oh. My God. It's your anniversary and you cooked and bought beer. You don't even drink beer. Has he even fixed the door? No. I hired some tinker man named Gerald. He's such a redneck. A redneck. You cannot hire them. They kill deer and

mess up this eco planet. The carbon footprint. You never give up, do you? You are Beth Chanel psychotherapist. I am Greta Inger eco warrior. Together we can save the planet. Really? Yeah. Yeah. Well, I just pulled up. You got to go. I wouldn't want to be here anyways. Have a good evening. Hey, happy anniversary Dear deer. What do you think? It's a can opener. It's. Not just any can opener. That one was blessed by Hindu monks. It was not. You're just making that up. Believe what you want. Why wou

ld I want to bless? Can opener. Beth? We can use that when we go camping. Oh, I suppose it's the thought that counts. You can never have enough can openers. The other one goes bad. I always use that. Look, I know you wanted a rain, but I thought maybe you'd like this better than a hula hoop. If you knew what I wanted then why didn't you get me that? Because I thought you'd like that better thought. That counts. Thank you. Wow. This is amazing. Did you make this yourself? Well. I wanted it to be

special. It looks like you put a lot of thought into this like you love me or something. I do love you. God knows I shouldn't, but I do. Something smells good in here. Oh, I made your favorite dinner and I got you beer. No thanks. I grabbed something on the way over. Let's just go. Don't worry. I got your money. I can't leave now. It's my anniversary. Okay. Okay. I'll meet you at the airport. I. My dear Beth, I have gone to Sri Lanka to walk on hot colds. Please understand. This is something I m

ust do. Okay. What are you doing here? So how did it go last night? I'm going to talk about it. We have to save the. Planet. Why do you have to be such a drama queen? What's new? Ned took off to Srilanka to walk on hot coals. He could have done that anywhere. Why do you have to go all the way over there? I don't know. Maybe he went to go be with some animals. I wonder if he likes animals more than he his people. It's possible. Some people do like animals more than people. Yeah. I mean, maybe he

thinks I'm boring. I don't keep up on pop culture and. I watch TV all the time. There's. Nothing wrong with that. A lot of people want to keep up with what's going on with the world. It's weird to kind of wander off from it. But everybody's different. I suppose. I could only hope he doesn't die out there. Yeah, that would be sad. At least your bills are paid and you won't know anything until he returns. I wonder if I wandered off if he missed me. I've got to go tend to my garden here. Don't spil

l it. [dialing] Hi, you reach Ned. Can't get to the phone. Just leave a message and I'll call you back. I don't know what you're trying to do. Why you're trying to sabotage your relationship. I mean, you left and left me hanging. Hey Beth, how have you been? Jake? Yep, that's me. It's been at least five years. I heard you took off that sumo wrestler. I mean, it really upset me. I've always loved you. I tried to text you a while back. You never responded. I never got a message. You got a minute?

Yeah, sure. [footsteps] What's up? So here's the thing. I've never should have left you in your time of need. I was selfish and I was foolish. The grass isn't always greener on the other side. I was wrong. And I realize that now. So I'm sorry for that, but I think I'm going to be moving back in town and. I'd like to see more of you and that would be nice. How did you know where I lived? Greta told me. Oh, so I figured I'd stop by and see if we could go out sometime. Oh, I mean it's been so long

with someone else. And. You know what, Beth, when I get in town I can hit you up and it doesn't have to be complicated. We can take it slow and like I said, it would just be nice to see you again. Yeah, let's keep in touch. Great. Alright. Excellent. Alright. It's good to see you. You too. - Alright. We'll talk soon. Yep. Bye. Take care. Oh, you finally decided to call. Goodbye. No, no. Wait. Please don't be mad. Please talk to me. I'm begging you. Only you would expect me not to be upset. Why d

idn't we go somewhere special for our anniversary? You just wandered off to some strange place alone. I mean, this could even affect your chances of being a hand and foot model and it's dangerous. I got some wonderful news. Let me guess. You're coming back and we're going to have a wonderful evening together. No, I'm going to Peru on a spiritual journey. I'm doing a mindful meditation walk. You can't know enough about a walk. Can't you just go to church or something? Beth? You know you're not a

priority in my life and I don't mean to make it sound mean, but I'm sure you understand the way so it don't hurt your feelings. I know that you're selfish in my feelings. Don't matter. I should have gone out with Jake. Jake, who's Jake? Do you have a cold? - No, morning sniffles. I'm fine. I know my feelings don't matter to you, but I just couldn't do that. It's a character flaw. Couldn't do what? Go out with Jake. That's my girl. You always take me for granted. You know I'm not going to be arou

nd forever when you come back from one of your crazy. Oh, that's funny. I think you're lying. I think you're running from something. I don't know what compels you to do these things. You just take off. I don't know. I just something I want to do. You can't always take me for granted and thinking that I'm always going to be here when you come back from one of your grand adventures. I mean, you just take me for granted. Our friends, they think we're a joke. They feel bad for me. I mean, am I not e

nough? Are we not enough? Please don't cry. I'll make it up to you. I promise. Like the Christmas that never happened. I waited and waited and waited and we never did anything special. You never made up for it. And it was embarrassing. It was humiliating. And you don't care. You just don't seem to care. You said forget about it. Of course I did. What was I supposed to say? I was humiliated. You're the best of the best when you want to be, but somewhere, somehow you go wacko and you just go off a

nd do these things. Please don't yell. I know. I should have discussed it with you first, and I'm sure I was a little traumatic, but I thought I was doing the right thing. I don't know if you know what you're sorry for. Holidays just don't seem that important to you. You knew I grew up Mormon. Well, you aren't Mormon anymore and Mormons celebrate Christmas and Easter. You know, still act like you're single and you're not. When you do something, you have to think about us. I promise you, I will p

ropose to you. Well, you can't just say that. It ruins a surprise. I might. Whatever. I am not counting on it. I know you're not going to change your mind about marrying me or kids. It's unrealistic. We're even having this conversation. [birds chirping] Good afternoon Mr. Griffith. Have a seat. Hello, doctor. How are you today? How's Eddie? We're not calling him that anymore. My apologies. What are we calling him? We're not calling anything. That's why we're here. Until Eddie decides to lift off

his leg to take a wee wee. Alright. I'm calling him Evie. Alright. I think he relates more as a female. I don't think that's such a good idea. I knew you'd be against me. You're always judging me for being not what I was meant to be. Right baby. I meant no disrespect. I'm just saying from medical standpoint. Eva is neutered and middle. Oh, so now he's too old. Have you considered getting Eva certified as a service animal? Oh. So now I'm certified. Our time here is up. How about you? Think about

it. Make sure it's what you want to do and get back to me. Come on baby. I've been thrown out of better places than, this guy's going to take you to the nail shop. How about some kittens? You want to have some kittens, huh? [footsteps] Hey, Ned. Dave, listen. I can't keep running all over the place selling drugs anymore. I'm neglecting Beth. I have the money where I don't need to live that kind of life anymore. I need to work on my relationship. Beth has been so good to me. I just think she des

erves to be in a normal relationship. Fine. I'll have to call you back later. Just chill until you hear from me. Hey man. Hey man. Get in here. I got to know. We're clear. I think I'm being followed. What? Are you paranoid? Get in here. I think I'm being followed because nobody out there sit down. No, we're clear. Look at this. Got a whole new batch in. It's beautiful. Look at this stuff. It's pure. This stuff's straight from the boat, right? I want you to try some of this. Check it out. Well, i

t's been stepped on. Oh, go ahead, man. Nice. Huh? Oh, that's some good shit. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Now look, I did Ned. I think he's strung out. No, Ned doesn't use this stuff. He doesn't do this. Well then maybe it's his old lady who's fucked up. You want me to off both of them? I no stupid. I just need you tomorrow down at the park. Hey, who? Who's clocking my car? Come on, relax. There's fucking nobody out there. Sit down now focus. I need you tomorrow. 1130 hiding in the woods. 12 o'clock c

omes, Ned's going to show up. And you know why? Surprise for this is going to put him in pasture before five days. Here you go. Party time. Oh yeah, party time. That's right. You know what I like tomorrow? Yeah. Oscar, watch out for the kids down the street. [soft rock music] Come, come, come my lady. My sugar fly pretty baby. I want to grow old. With you. Oh my God, Ned. It's beautiful. How did you know my size? Is that a yes? Well, I'll think about it. Why don't we go inside. But let's go out

and enjoy the night air. Why don't we go in inside and enjoy the evening? Another way. Hey, how'd you sleep? Fine, thanks to you. You know there's a new superhero movie coming out. You want to go see it later? That would be nice. What's it about? I'm not sure. I stopped watching sci-fi ages ago. I know what you mean. Superheroes are complete overkill. I'll tell you what, how about I go make us some coffee and we could discuss it later. So what'd you take of my proposal? I don't know. I'm really

not keen on superhero movies. No. My proposal last night. Well, you didn't actually propose. You just gave me a ring. I asked you if you want to grow old me for God's sake, will you marry me? I'm a little confused about your idea of marriage. I mean, I don't want to get married and then get divorced right away. I don't see a reason for us to break up. What if we went to Spain. And why would we do that? Unless that's your idea of a honeymoon. Something different. What do you up to today? Work. Do

ne some house stuff. Well, I'm sure that making stuffed animals for kids isn't easy, but it does make a lot of people happy. You want to renovate? No. I do have some appointments and some errands. Well, maybe we should suit for sooner. Maybe. Ms. Be now. Yeah. I'm Gerald Rothstein. You asked about a quote to fix your door. Yeah. If you'll come with me, I will show you what needs to be done. Yes ma'am. I'll show you what needs to be done. My boyfriend, he said he'd do it, but. Oh my god, those ar

e the worst. So make all kinds promises never come through. Is he a contractor? No. He's a hand in foot model and he fixes stuffed animals. Well, he better be kind to his hands in his feet. Stuffed animal thing. That's a different story though. My brother's into taxidermy too. He does that. Well, he's not into taxidermy. He fixes stuffed animals for orphans. Some entered. Entered into that. You probably can't fix the door. Doesn't want to tell you. I can't be back here until next Tuesday. How mu

ch are you going to charge me? [birds chirping] 125 In cash. Okay, I'll see you there. Hey Beth. Hey. What are you up to? Just climbed down a tree. No, I went after a kitten. You. Know how obsessed you get with. Animals? Well, how to rescue the kitten. Next time. Call the fire department. Please. What do you say? We got to a nice fancy dinner tonight. Get all dressed up the whole nine yards. You're not to shanking my chain. I wouldn't do that. Half the time. I don't believe what you tell me. So

what'd he say? Seven o'clock my place. That's awesome. I would love. To. Awesome. See you there. [street noise] Hello. Welcome to Jungle Prada Tavern. Hi. Hi. We have reservations for N Meth. Okay. Right this way. [uplifting guitar music] Beth, I hope you enjoy this more than that Blessed can opener I gave you. Oh, I love it. Thank you. Let me put it on you. Lemme get that. There. We go. Looks good on you. Thanks. Do you know what you're hungry for? No, not yet, but I'll figure it out. I'm going

to move the lobster. I'm on it. On what? I'm going to Alaska to build Igloos. Alaska. Why don't we just go together? You never said yes to my proposal. I also never said no. I mean, building stuff in the cold. That sounds awful. I mean, I've had frostbite before. That shit sucks. Beth, I love you and I don't want to leave you, but I have so many dreams. At least one of them has to come true. Why don't we have those dreams and adventures together? Who was that? Who puts these ideas in your head?

No one. I mean, I don't know. I just need to pray. You need something? I'll call you later. Make yourself some breakfast and please lock up on the way out. Whatever. I. [suspenseful music] Beth, you complain too much, Ned. You're never going to change. Oh, if only you could understand each other spirits. I ask you to give them some peace and let them understand each other better. [suspenseful music] About the time you got here. Traffic. So what were you going on about yesterday? Like I said, I

cannot sell drugs for you anymore because I'm neglecting Beth. I tell you what, move this and we'll call it a day. Look, I'm going to have to decline. I will move the rest of the stuff, but after that we're straight. Well, I'll have to accept your decision. You want a burger? Oh, awesome. I didn't have breakfast today and I'm starving. Well, I'm the boss. I always think of things. Oh God, what? You going to hit this spot? Oh my God, I. It's time to go. I'm glad you enjoyed your sandwich. Let's g

et ready. [suspenseful music] I'm not me. I'm dead. I'm dead. It never must be me. I didn't need for this wish to happen and I don't know what to do in my day by day life. He's disorganized. He's never on time. Are you all right buddy? - No, but I will be. Here, let me get your hand up. Thank you. Man. To cry. Hey, I cried when my wife died. And I woke up here and I don't know where I'm. Well, I'm headed back to the parking lot. You want to come with me? Yeah. Alrighty. [wind blowing] Dr. Chanel

Beth. Beth, wake up. Hey. Hey, Beth. Are you all right? Who are you? Oh my. I'm Greta. It's Greta. What is going on with you? Oh, I am. Where am I? You're in a parking lot. Are you all right? You're not all acting okay. You really don't seem like yourself. Did you see the tree I planted in your yard? I planted a tree that's indigenous to this area. You're going to love it. Did you name it Sherry? Sure. Why not? You're acting more like me than yourself. Are you sure? You're all right. You're rea

lly not acting like yourself. Who did you say you were? Greta. I'm Greta Kissinger. You're Dr. Beth Chanel together. We can save the planet. Force of nature. Yeah. There's something off about you. Look, do you need a ride or what? Oh no. You know me. I prefer to thumb it. I'm going to go get some help. [crickets chirping] Oh, Greta does is talk about the environment. It's clearly she's jealous of me and Beth. She's no help in the slightest. I don't even know why Beth puts up with her. It's hard

to believe they were lifelong friends. What was I doing? The last thing I was doing was I was eating a sandwich. How did me and Beth switch bodies? What if she's dead? What if I'm dead? I don't even know if she knows where my house keys are. Oh, thank goodness that Beth puts everything in its place. Or I wouldn't be able to find anything. Hello? You. Actually answered what the hell is going on? Well. How did this happen? I don't know. I think I accidentally wished it. Well. Can you wish it back?

I don't know. I'm coming over now. We'll, hurry up. Do you know how to get home? I use my GPS. Bye. Good afternoon, doctor Dave. Dr. Chanel. I've done something really awful. I think I've poisoned my coworker. You did this. I may never be the same because of your sandwich. It was a sandwich. How do you know where I live? I'm your doctor. I was here last week with my little tranny dog. Evie, remember? Where are the drugs? I never mentioned anything about drugs. He just looks stoned. Oh, okay. We

ll, look, don't tell anyone you were here and we'll talk about this later. Okay? I'll be back next week and I'll bring my train dog. He. Okay. Whatever. Oh my God. How the hell. Do men live with penis and. Balls? Ooh. [footsteps] Oh, how cute. What is this, Dave? Oh, it's kind of bitter taste. What is this stuff? Maybe Dave would know. Damn. It's Ned. Hey, Ned. Look. I'm sorry I drugged you up, man. But you said you wanted to quit the business, so I figured you're going to wrap me out to the cop

s. Are you talking about the bags and the stuffed animals? Look, I'll be over at Mar to pick up the bag of the animals. Okay, but I sold the kilo that you refuse to sell. I got you your cut. Okay. And again, I'm sorry I messed you up, man. You sure did. I don't want to sell drugs for you anymore. You suck. I won't call the cops on you or anything, but don't bother me again. We can't just live each other's lives. Why not? We're doing it now. I've been awful to you. You're just saying that because

you want your body back. I find you very abusive and you neglect my needs. If we switch back, I'll give you lots of sex. I don't need sex from you. I could get that anywhere else. Let's just close our eyes and wish we were ourselves again. Okay. Ready? 1, 2, 3. Again. I wish I I was me again. I was again. Nothing happened. No. Still the same. Do you have any idea what drug made a switch like that? No. Hey, maybe if you go to the beach and investigate, find out. I'm going back there. I'm going t

o have a look. Can I help you? Hi. I'm your handy man. I prefer not to use labels, man is such a strong word. Call me Chris. I'm here to fix your back door. Oh, that's right. I was supposed to fix, isn't. It late? My last job ran over. I'm so sorry about that. It's not every day you get to change the way someone lives. They feel so secure in their surroundings. So safe, so unsafe. This won't take long, right this way. [moans] [suspenseful music] Chris. What's going on? Why am I tied up? You're a

wake. I'm thrilled. Why are you doing this? Because of your sister. I lost my husband and my business. I don't have a sister. That bitch ran off with him. Like I said, I don't have a sister. Likely story. If you don't believe me, call my mother. I know when someone is trying to trick me, but you need to zip it because now it's time, time, time for the world's worst makeover. But first. I am going to start by tweezing those nose sands. Not that anything but that. [laughter] [suspenseful music] Ho

w could you, what? Not enough to maintain your beauty routine. Maybe. Maybe if I pull a tooth, you'll shut up. Open your mouth. Open your mouth open. Oh no. Not that she's got such nice hair talking into yourself in the third person. I love that. Suck it up buttercup. I love to tinker. No, no, no, no. Anything but that. [suspenseful music] What the fuck? Ned? Lemme get you out of this. Mom. Come. Oh, Ned, I am me again. I'm me again. Beth. Yeah. Let's get out of here. Yeah, Mr. Coming. Let's go.

I can't wait to see how they're going to get out of that one. Where are we? I don't know, but it looks like we knocked somebody out. Just get out of here. What's that? I'm sorry. That man was trying to hurt you. That wasn't a man. That was a vampire. Where are we? Mercy City. 2020. It came to the whole portal. How would we get back? Look, I don't know how portals work. I'm a little short on witches right now. I know that back in the day, the slayers would open up portals and send things through

them, but there's no telling Will. You'll come out. We should try going and get back. Open the door. The. [rock music] A romance is dead. Oh, you're breaking my heart. We will be back. Paul, you have to get over this. What do you mean? Get over this? Get over what? My wife dying. She died yesterday. Dad. Look, she was no good. You're better off without her. She was a slut and all she did was sleep around. Bob, come on now. Be nice. She never. Slept around. Who she sleep around with? Oh, that Bi

lly Guy? No, your friends. He was in love. With her. Your friends. I was. In love with her. Thank you, mom. Welcome. She wasn't that bad. I mean, she did fool around a little bit, I admit, but I. Still loved her. She died yesterday. Really? She just died yesterday. Give him a break. My goodness. What about your time machine? What about it. Very unhealthy for you? No. If I fix the time machine, then I can go back and save her. That's what you hoped for. Yeah. It may not happen. Why not? It could.

Be very unsafe. He doesn't a point there. You could suffer from the effects of going to a time machine. You could never come back. Who knows? I've been working on this for so long, like 20 years, I think. 20 years. It'll work. Don't worry. It'll work. I'll be back. I don't. Know. It scares me the whole situation. She might be with her new boyfriend now on. The other side. When you get there. She doesn't have a new boyfriend, and even if she does, she'll still love me. She won't forgive me. It's

not healthy. Paul. Get over it again. Get over it. Keep telling you that. I have to try. Okay. Well, you know what? You guys are right. It might not be safe. You're right. Get over it. Nothing you can do. Get over it. My wife died yesterday. Mom. How many you get over. It? I know. I'm sorry. Yeah, but what can you do? You know that she was no good when times were good and you keep falling in love with her and you're still in love with her. But you have to get over it, but you have to get over i

t. When you love somebody, it's hard. It's just, it's hard. I mean, I'm trying to get over it, but it's like literally one day. I mean. Yeah, I can understand that. It's hard. I mean, I did love her. I know she was kind of a cheater, but you love who you love. Okay. Worse than a cheater. But we're just looking out for your own jewelry. I know. Your best interest. Listen, so I got the machine. You guys seen the machine? I've told you about a machine. I'm going to go back in the time machine and I

'm going to fix everything, so it's all good. Well, all right. If that's what you're going to do, we have to support you. Yeah. Your father has a point there. I mean, you may not come back or you don't know about the effects of the long-term effects or if you're ever get back. Think about it. Yeah. Well, maybe. Right. What am I going to do? What am I do? Should I go? I have to go. There's no question. But. Should I go? You're to go. I. Sarah, I love you so much. I miss you so much. I want to go.

I'm going. I'm coming for you, baby. I'm coming for you. Daddy's coming. [suspenseful music] Sorry, mom and dad. I got to. What the fuck? Paul, I have a message for you. What? Don't try to save your wife. She's going to kill you. I can't believe. What are we talking about? She's going to kill me. Sarah was bitter about you leaving her alone so much. She threw herself in front of a bus. She wanted to die. No, no. I loved her. She loved me. I mean, there's no way. I can't believe that Sarah loves

you too, Paul, but you need to move on. What if I just saw her one last time? One time? I mean, I loved her. She loved me. It won't be enough. It would would be enough. It would be enough for me. Just move on. Hey girl. Hey, Lexi. How are you? [car alert sound] I'm fine. Are you sure? I'm sorry. You just reminded me of her so much. I miss her. I know. She was a good friend. Well, you ready to do this? Yeah, let's do this. And Ruby left me in that cage. It's a real shame. I was married and she w

as with my son. She's kind of hot. I should settle down with Ruby. Do you have any tips to help me win over her heart? Sounds like a plan. First. Covid has got to stop. Do you think she'll go out with me? Well, does she seem to like you? No. Do you have any tips to win her over even though she tried to kill me? I think you're on your own. Clyde. Well then thanks for the ride. Yeah. Road kill guy. Yeah. Hey, juts. You didn't bring any robe kill this time, did you? No, but I brought this. Hey, are

you a secretary? Because I need some dictation. Bing, bing, bing. Hey, are you thirsty? I can sure go for some cocktails. [laughter] Bing, bing, bing. Sir, sir. Oh my God. I've got to go to work, sir. [suspenseful music] This is Lucy love, and up next we have Lexi. Sexless. There once was a witch who switched, which switched decades later. They came to me. I said fourth, an evil entity. The world was saying problem solved. What the fuck? I did it wrong. So John Nolan, the cat and myself, we wen

t on another adventure. We'd all have to die. We didn't think we're going next. I don't know, but maybe if we close our eyes, we'll go home. Didn't work. I think we stopped. What the hell is this? I thought magic was taken from the world. Magic. Is that what this is? Look, we're trying to get home. Can you help us? Actually, I might be able to help you, but you have to focus. You have to clear your mind and then dive back into the portal. Where is it? You came out of you. Only world be new. Befo

re this, I saved the world and then I destroyed it and reset everything. As we know. Nobody had realized what had happened, but I still think of her. About who? My grandmother. Stella. Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. Good luck on your endeavors. What? The can't see us that you. No, I am Beth. Cassie always claims she stopped John Nolan from destroying the world and went on to destroy an alternative world. And so she claimed, and then she went to find Oliver, her friend that went to an alternative un

iverse. Did she ever find him? No. Not that I know of. He's still wandering in and out for. I know. It's been years since it all happened. The last place we were was 2020. That's five years. 2015. That's when Jake left me for that sumo wrestler. Will you stop it with Jake already? He's your past. I'm your future so far. Oh my God. What the fuck? What did we do? I built this time mechine to go back and save the woman I love from dying, but that didn't work. Wait a minute. You have a time machine?

Maybe you can help us. - I doubt it. My love, Sarah. She still got killed by the KKK. She was black. No, she got ran over by a bus. - I see. Look, man, we're trying to get back to 2023. I'm really sorry about your wife, but if you don't help us get back, we're stuck here forever. Alright? Well get back the machine. I'll see if I can send you back. Wait a minute. Don't you think it'd be better if we went to the portal we came out of? [suspenseful music] Good point. Hmm. Looks like the store only

works for you two. I suggest you two work together and focus on getting back there. That's what Cassie said. Dick. I didn't expect to see you again. You did a good job killing me. You're a monster. What was I supposed to do? Then? You turned all your friends and you ran amuck through town. Was I supposed to call the cops? They weren't going to believe me. Waited. I was sick. You messed up. You didn't get rid of me. Well, your mom did the same thing when she found out what I did. She shot me, bu

t I survived. Where is she? I don't know. You'll have to ask your girlfriend. I don't think she's here. I could kill you. Suck you dry. It might bring me. Joy. You know better than to play with your food. More than perfu to showed up. I don't know if your mom left than me. You're. Lying. Your nothing but a junkie. I need to feel again. Is someone here? Wait a minute, you're here. Wait a minute. Did you know Dick is still alive? No, I didn't, but I do now. He was here. I'm surprised you didn't se

e him when you were coming in. There's something else you need to know. All of Violet's shipments and merchandise is still being shipped out and the last shipment needs to be stopped. See. Then we need to stop it. I don't think so. The information is there for you on her computer, so Oh, no. No. I'm not going out to any boats to go chase after crap. Well, fine. I'll just. Go save the world. Again like I always do. Leo, you're such a cute baby. Look how cute you are. You're a little movie star. Y

es. I love Leo. He doesn't like vampires. No. Even though he likes the bite. Like one good kitty. Leo, are you ready? We have a big job to do today. I'm going to stop Violet's shipment of her violet perfume that makes people old and ruins their life. I want you to be there with me, little baby boy. Give me all of your energy, okay? You're such a good kitty. You're such a good boy. Yeah. Good kitty. My little Leo baby. That's what he likes. That's what he likes. We've got a big job to do today. W

e're going to make it happen [suspenseful music] here. I come to save the. Day. Oh. Yeah. I found Violet stash. Yeah. Woo-hoo. Here. I come to save the day. Oh yeah. Found Violet's stash. Yep. Found it. Oh yeah. I'm going to save the day, baby. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14. You got to let me get on the boat. You can't get on the boat. I'm telling you, Ruby, you cannot get on the boat. These are poison. What are you talking about? These are Violet's perfume and they're poison. Do

you want to turn old as soon as you get them? Because what happens? No, no, no. But why could you touch 'em then? I'm a vampire. That's why, doc, don't you get it? I mean, come on. I'm looking out for you. If you come any closer to me, I'm going to throw them in the ocean. Do you want me to throw them in the ocean? No. No, no, no, no. Come on, Paige. You don't want to do this. You don't want to do it. I mean, come on. These are pure poison. If you have any of them, do you know what happens? You

turn super, super old looking. You get all kind of wrinkles. I want to stop them. They're evil. These vampires are evil. They're ruining people's lives. Okay? Okay. Well, if you're on my side, then maybe I could have you destroy it. I can help you destroy it. Okay? If I can. That's what I'm down here for. I'm looking for the shipment. I found it, and now it's time to get rid of it and destroy it all. We cannot have this. We cannot have people's lives ruined from this. Okay? I still got to get o

n the boat. I don't want you to get on the boat. I told you not to get on the boat. Got to let me get on the boat. I don't want you on the boat. I told you what's going to happen if you get on the boat. You want to be old. You want to look ugly. You want all of your organs to fail. [suspenseful music] Ruby. I told you Nugget. Get on the Bobby shit. Listen what I'm saying. It's for your own. It was for your own good. Long time. No see ass face! Jesse? I thought I killed your stupid ass during kar

aoke night. But you are wrong. Dick's still alive, and I'm going to the shit out of. Doing here. Thank you, Ruby. I was just passing through. I thought you were on your way to stop Violet's shipment of the formula. I tried. I didn't get there in time. Failed. What are you doing? I'm trying to get the girl. But I dated your son. So you could learn to love me. Well, I guess you could be in, wait a minute. How do I know I could trust you? You're going to need someone to trust. Come. On. You once tr

ied to kill me. Yeah, it's true. Oh, come on. Oh. Not this again. We just have a normal day. I am sorry to intrude. I'm lost. I need to get back to Cassie. Who are you supposed to be? Some time traveler? - Yes. My name is Stella. Look, I'm just a vampire slayer. I don't know how this portal stuff works. I understand. I'll just go back to the portal and try to find someone else who could help me. No, wait, wait. We'll help you. Thanks a lot. I really appreciate that. [suspenseful music] It's time

to end this. I. Where are we? This is incredible. We're back in time before the vampire attacked me. We will bring forth an army far and wide. We will wipe out all of the potential slayers. I think you're talking to the wrong slayer. Buffy hasn't been seen in ages. Oh, man. How long were you married to Violet? 15 Years. Dick wasn't your real son. No. Stella was married to some other guy before me. Whatever happened to him? I don't know. I never asked. That's why you didn't know where the vampir

e blood was. So what? Now. I go back to 2020. Been stopped. Violet. Whoa. Too much to drink. Hey, Lexi. Hey. Have you seen Sarah? The only Sarah I know disappeared 20 years ago. Damnit. I'm sorry, Paul. I don't understand, but you're willing to help me figure it out, right? Yeah. So what's going on? Well, I think I may have found a way to bring back Sarah. What? How? Let's just say I've been working on something and you think it's going to work. It'll work. I know it's going to work. What is tha

t? Vampire. They exist? They do now. [birds chirping] Thanks for welcoming me home, Paul. I really appreciate it. No problem, Lexi. Sorry if things got weird. I know. It's something I'll never forget. Are you okay, Lexi? You seem a little off. No, I'm fine. Well, this is me. Thanks again for walking me home. Of course. I'll see you soon. Okay? Yeah, definitely. Maybe we can do this again sometime. Absolutely. I love that. Thanks. Bye-Bye. It is you. You or Sarah's. Husband. You're the detective.

I was. You must be Paul. Yeah. Have you seen her? I need to find her. She's dead, Paul. No, no. That can't be true. It is. You know Dick, before he became a vampire, he and Sarah were having an affair, but when she decided to stay with me, he killed her. So I travel all this way just to find out that she's dead, just like she was in the beginning. Look, I'm sorry, Paul. I tried, but I couldn't stop him. That's it, then. That's over. There's nothing left for me to do. Listen. I know it's hard. B

elieve me. I know, but you're just going to have to let her go. It's time to move on. Goodbye. Sarah. Grandma Stella, you're alive. Yes, my child. I thought you were gone forever. I know, but I'm back now. But you were dead. I saw you. I saw you in heaven. I know I'm here now. I can beat John Nolan. I did everything that you told me to do. I know. I'm so proud of you. You defeated John Nolan and you saved the world. Yeah. I missed you so much. I missed you too. Now it's time to embark on a new a

dventure. I'm ready. Let's go. [footsteps] I hope this works. It is like they vanished. Nobody's here. Good. Maybe they'll learn to live with each other. Yeah, that's likely. Beth wasn't exactly easy to talk to besides, didn't she have another handyman coming to fix the door? She did have an appointment with a handyman who wanted to wreck the environment. I couldn't bear to let that happen. I thought you would just fix it. If you had her tied to a chair. I assume she would be too traumatized to

have a rational conversation. That is not what I meant. She kept referring to herself in third person. What did you expect? She was delirious. People do that all the time when being tortured. Oh my God. Greta, it is so good to see you. So good to see you too. What's that book you have there? This is a book of spells. I'm hoping to find a passage in here to bring back Beth ned. Where'd you get it? One of my relatives, an aunt named Stella. According to my mother's notes, Stella would use this to

travel back and forth in time. And you're just figuring this out. I originally conjured up the spell to make Ned and Beth see for one another's shoes. Literally, I had no idea that They'd walk in some portal. Don't worry. We'll figure it out. We'll get them back. Thank you. But I thought you didn't want them brought back. I don't. I thought it would be amusing to see if you could do it. And when they do get back, I am going to kick Ned's for hitting me on the head. [buzzing] Hello. Anybody home?

Hello. Nobody's home. Juice and milk. Coffee builders. Beth, do you eat? I'm hungry. I don't want to take another bus. I'm so hungry I could eat. No, I'd have to scan it and clean the mess. I don't want to take another bus. The car keys are here. Hot. Damn. [soft guitar music] Push me to a suicide. Push me to a suicide. Take me. I'm to old for this shit. I'm to old for this. Shit. I'm. Shit. You're hidding from me. I'm down on bended knee. Pretty please. Push me to suicide. Take me on a wild ri

de. I'm to old for this. Shit. I'm to old for this. Shit. Never want to stick around. Always underground asking me to drown. Push me to a suicide. Take me stick and deep cutting through may break the glass. Watch me break into the mass dis fabric. Make me into mass. I'm to told for this. Shit. I'm to old for this shit. Shit. Push me to a suicide. Take me on a wild ride. Watch the seizure take place. Running into a head. Shaking into. A place. Into a place. Cut me deeper. Into sunder. Into lightn

ing Thunder. Me. Disapear fiber glass. I don't want the me deeper. Gut me deeper. Shake me harder. I'm to old for this shit. I'm to old for this shit. We're to old for this shit. [rock music] Ooh, Beth, why did you have to be so tiny? Fuck if that's going to fit. Hi baby. Are you ever going to come home? Well, Beth, I'm glad you have some makeup here. Let's see. Okay. Where the hell are you? It's been like four days. Oh, come. Hang on at the house. I'll be right back. I'm going to go get her whe

n I'm not getting any younger here. [suspenseful music] I hope this takes us home. Me too. Warning. What the hell's going on? This is not a test. No, this it back yet. I wonder where we are. Ned. Ned, I should have known. Should be for world. It can't be good. It can't be good for anyone. Ned. In the past when we switched bodies. Ned, Ned, Ned, Ned, Ned, Ned. Am I going to do? What am I going to do? I don't know how to find him. I don't know where. I don't know how to put. [suspenseful music] Wh

at the hell are they traveling? Where are they going? Time to leave Wonderland, Alice. Greta, is that you? Don't belong here. I can't to take you home. I. Can't. I can't. Can't go without dad. I can't. There's been too many mishaps already. Now I'm sorry about Ned. I really am. We can't. I can't just leave him here, Greta. I know, but I got to get you home. I'm sorry about all this. Come on. On your feet this way. Oh no. Not this again. Hi guys. You miss me. You were here this whole time today.

Long enough to use the bathroom. Oh, Mr. Hero did make it through the portal. Did that make you sad? Please? He was such a loser. Shut up. You. You know this person Well. Yeah. Well, this is the person that abducted me. It. Wasn't that. Bad. Yes, it was. You hurt me and you hurt Ned too. Chris is a friend of mine. The original plan was to scare Ned, and it kind of got out of hand. I trusted you. How could you do this? You could. Still trust me, Beth. I mean, I got you through that portal and I g

ot you home. I'm sorry. And look at what it cost me. I lost the man. I. Love everything. Just by going through that damn portal. This is. [suspenseful music] Bring it off you. Out, out, out, out. Just out of here. Out, out, out, out, out. How could you. Oh, come on, Beth. You know I was joking. I didn't mean to pull out your tooth or shave your head. You went too far by the way. It grew back fabulously. What the? Oh, come on Beth. Let me back off. Greta, wait. - Yes? Do you happen to know anythi

ng about body switching? Body swapping. What's that? Body switching. What's that? Before me and Ned went through. The portal, we. Switched bodies. Believe it. It actually worked. What do you. Mean? Nothing? Listen, I am exhausted. I have to get up super early tomorrow and I have to feed the cat. [suspenseful music] Hey Chris. Wake up. What do you want? Some company. All of us want that, but most of us don't get it. I'm on the way to catch a bus. Do you want me to pay for a ride for you? No. I th

ink I'll pass. What place? Look like I can get some stuff out of there. Good. Use some of that. They got some shit in their yard I could use. I think I see an alligator in there. Cook that shit up and eat it later. I think I'm coming up on it. Shit. It's going to rain. Put my stuff in the inside of the house. Put my windows up. Shit. Alright. I think this is it. All right. It's going to pull in right here. There's no parking place. It doesn't matter. Okay. [knocking] Hey. Hey. I'm here to fix th

e door. Hey. Yeah. Hi. Hey, you sleeping? Hi. Hey. You sleeping? You sleeping? Wake up. Hi. Hey, wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Oh shit. She did. Hey, you know it's costing me money to be here, and I had to give up some other jobs. I'm just going to take a look around. Okay? I am just going to take a look around because it would've taken me about three, four, maybe five hours to do that job. So I got to get something. Maybe that will compensate for my time. I am just going to go now. What the whatch

a you doing? Shit, I thought you were dead. What. What are you doing? Trying to steal my stuff. I was just trying to compensate for my time. It is going to take me to fix everything. You realize the day I've had my boyfriend died, I lost my best friend. And now you're stealing my. Shit. I'm just going to go, no. What if I would've called the police? No, no. Don't call the cops. Why not? No, don't. Don't call the cops. No, no. I have a record. I have a warrant out from No, don't call the cops. Do

n't call the cops. Have a warrant out from my arrest. Don't call the cops on me. Please. Please. Alright, just. Go. Just. Fucking go. Okay. Can I still fix your door. No. Don't worry about the door. Just go. Okay, I'm going to go. Okay. [rock music] So what'd you do with it? I took care of it. You don't have to worry about anything. I'm sorry that I did that, but you would've not listened to me. I didn't want you to get old, and you don't know what it does to your body. It just radishes your bod

y. I went through time to stop the herd of vampires that was going to destroy the world. I did all of it for nothing. And you were going to destroy the shipment the whole time. Well, I'm sorry. I'm telling you, you don't know what this can do to your body. You're not thinking clearly. You need to think clearly, Ruby. And how do you know that? That time machine wasn't going to destroy me and freaking Clyde. I don't know those answers, but all I know is I want to stop these evil. Vampires, the wor

ld shake. We can do it together. Come in. Hey Evan. Hey, Ruby. How you doing? Well, aside from the fact that my wife's dead, I couldn't stop it and I still can't find the fucker who did it. I'm just peachy. Well, I've got news. What is it? We got him. We were able to stop him. Oh, thank fucking God. I wish I could have been there. What about the perfume shipment? No. Vampire outbreak. We stopped. Oh, Ruby, it's, it's over. Thank you. [rock music] [rock music]