RWBY Abridged Episode 3 Scene 1 (Alpha Edit)

Oh gods damn it. It’s you 4 again. Hey, what’s crackalackin What’s crackalackin? Well, why don’t I just go down the line? Maybe that will drill in why I’m pissed off at all of you Blake, just last week you were in a gang shootout Alleged gang shootout and I wasn’t even a part of it It was just a wrong time wrong place type of thing I don't give a flying hoo ha. Your name was still on the police report. Yang, you destroyed 7 night clubs in one month. Wait, I thought it was 1 night club That's sti

ll 1 too many Weiss, you destroyed an Atlesian Paladin It was going to run me over besides Ruby is the one who pushed me off that bridge. I knew you would stick the landing That's not the point Why do you care? We’re in Vale. Ironwood doesn’t have any authority here. Normally I wouldn’t but that paladin was carrying copies of Ironwood’s latest album. Guess who’s going to have to deal with a pissed off Ironwood and his failing rap career? Holy crap Weiss, I think you did Vale a favor. And Ruby on

top of getting arrested almost every single week you also attacked an innocent civilian taking a helicopter ride of Vale And then you threw a flash bang in their face. Oh come on, I’m not that bad. How about that time I stopped that robbery She was an employee. She worked there I swear Ruby, you cannot go one single fucking day without being a menace. Hell, you’re breaking school policy right now by bringing a dog on campus. No I didn't There's a dog in your backpack right now Bark Bark You wil

l pry him from my cold dead hands I’m not here to take death threats. I’m here to reprimand you all for failing your mandatory school guard duties On top of all your other stupid shit Seriously How the hell did you allow a shit ton of grim into the school? Huh, that doesn't sound right Yeah, we're kids Why not hire actual security? I would if my witch of an ex wife Wasn't taking all of my money You mean that figuratively, right? Sure But the real question here is what the hell am I going to do w

ith you 4? Give us detention and hope that we learn from our terrible mistakes? Nah I just got a better idea He he he Welcome campers! Hi this is Error697 I have a bitter sweet message First, I want to talk about the sweet part of it I wanted to make this video to commemorate getting over 500 subscribers I honestly did not think that the video of Team RWBY ordering a pizza Would get me past that threshold So I did want to thank everyone for subscribing And even if you're not subscribed, thank yo

u for checking out the content I did want to release something RWBY related And since the first scene of episode 3 of RWBY abridged is so bonkers Even though it's part of a bigger narrative I thought it would work well as a standalone video And I also thought it would be interesting to release some work in progress content I mean it's the alpha edited version. It's not the final one It's most likely going to end up changing a little bit when it's finally released So now I'm going to start shifti

ng more towards the bitter part of the message Because of what's going on at Rooster Teeth I wanted to get this video out as soon as possible Because I felt like we all needed a good laugh. We need something to kind of help take the edge off And yeah the news does suck but I do have an ask for everybody And that is to please be respectful to all of the people who's jobs are now impacted because of this I'm somebody who doesn't enjoy sharing a ton of Personal information on a public platform like

Youtube But I will share this Last year, I was a part of a mass layoff Which is why there is a 5 month hiatus on my channel And I can tell you from first hand experience, it sucks You are in a whirlwind of emotions You are sad, you're angry, you're depressed, you're crying a lot And you're scared and anxious of a ton of stuff that you cannot control So again, please do not go around and harass people whose jobs are impacted Just don't be a dick. Don't be an asshole Because again it's a crappy s

ituation to be in So yeah that's mostly it I have no idea what's going to happen in the future but I still plan on sticking around Take care