Saagasam Comedy Scenes | "We've seen this...this is classic!" | Prashanth | Thambi Ramaiah

Scumbag, lout, low life, scoundrel, slime ball Thief, terrorist, accused Don't let any of them near me I haven't used this gun in all my years of service Don't make me pull the trigger Goddess, protect me Coffee You said you had to receive someone from the station You haven't left as yet It's only 7:30 now I need to go only at 8:00 Go and make breakfast for me Excuse me Where is the restroom? Right side Here? Who is he? Who knows! Your house looks awesome Good lord! It's 8:45 I must rush to the

railway station No need, I'm coming from there just now - Ravinder Narayan? - Yours truly! I know Rajamanickam and I- He told me - Address? - I found out - Ravi, coffee? - Strong, please Sure Son...sonny What? You look like a fire engine I must talk to you alone for 90 seconds! 'Soooper smart!' His name is Ravi Dapper personality Super-duper bachelor Don't think he has fallen in love with anyone as yet Am I right? I was right But you are engaged So even in your imagination travel only with your

fiancé! Don't embarrass me, daddy She's my eldest daughter 'Not bad She's hot' Shouldn't think she is a hottie! She is engaged The groom is a pilot If you want to gallivant you have another option With aunty? Won't the people around here start spreading rumors? She's my wife, Lalitha I meant my son Ravi, don't 'aunty' me please Just call me Lalitha He is- A thief How did you guess that? He has stolen my cologne He is an ex-thief He gets caught when he's on the job That's his specialty He has bee

n trying for 30 years Not succeeded as yet Hey! You scumbag! How dare you snatch my chain? Bloody rascal! Put your bag down Unzip it That's why I felt sad for him and employed him here Why are you all standing in the hall, bro-in-law? Hello, bro As if we will stand in the middle of the road! Cool, bro-in-law How many times to tell you not to bring a criminal in here? My jeep had a flat tyre I thought you would give us a lift up to the police station Bro, how are you? - I'm good...and you? - As g

ood as ever Sir, you want coffee? Ju...juice Yes, he's our special guest! Why not cook 'biriyani'? Keep quiet, it will take a while to make 'biriyani'! He stole a chain in our Commissioner's house I tried my best He isn't budging an inch Not even when you asked him? Who is this dummy police, sir? He is Mr Sadhanandam Circle Inspector Interrogation and encounter specialist Don't get worked up Imagine how tight lipped he must be! I've tried hitting him with my hand, then my 'lathi' Even made him l

ie on a block of ice I hung him upside down And snuffed a handful of chilly powder into his nostrils He didn't open his mouth I ended up sneezing nonstop Sir, the commissioner didn't pay up So the jewelry shop owner asked me to steal it, sir You tried everything But you missed the pen-trick! Cool him down with a garden and a hot girl He's too violent for words! Ghee...wow! Don't eat ghee, dear Then you'll also end up fat like your mother Was my mother fat? Look how your stepmother dotes on you l

ike her own daughter! True, dear Very true You are not only my wife You are my life Lifebuoy soap I don't have a life Nor do I have a boy! Daddy? Why do you hide behind the curtain? Come out so I can see you, dear I am 'the curtain', daddy! Madhu dear Beware of all the 'Roadside Romeos' Who will even look at me, dad? Some chap will walk into your life settling for tin instead of gold! Buddy, why are you still a bachelor... ...roaming around like a dehydrated coconut? Ever since I saw a film star

ring Ambika... ...I have this huge crush on her Then what happened? I waited for a girl like her to breeze into my life I'm now hitting on a chic chick like Shruti Haasan Kamal Haasan's daughter for you?! You should look yourself in the mirror, dumbass! I can't even think of befriending you Calm down Haven't you fallen in love as yet? A girl who can impress me... ...I haven't met anyone like- She is simply breathtaking! Even the wind likes to hit on her! Buddy, did you see the flash of lightning

when she smiled? That's from the sky, dude Just wait, it may even rain soon Let me go and talk to her, buddy Hi...! I am Ravi You are- Madhu? When you smiled, I saw a cute flash of lightning That must have been my braces! She has picket fenced her teeth! When you kiss her your lips may rip apart Isn't she very cute? You're caught Clean bowled! Not just for her teeth She fenced you forever Smooth operator! What is your father doing? He just got married for the 2nd time Your mother? Gone up to se

e God Sorry Your step-mom? She's busy torturing me Next question? Family background seems a little weak Cool rain Hot tea Nair's tea shop? I'll get you a refreshing cup of hot tea, trust me Rain, huh? It has stopped raining Before you get into your bus we can have a cup of tea My bus is here Is she that beautiful? Class, sir Must be a very dull girl Very active girl, sir Half-sari and skirt type, huh? She also wears modern out fits, sir Then the makeup expenses will sky rocket You intend paying?

Why do you find 101 faults about her? Don't deride her I'll turn on the tear ducts then He left, didn't he? Go back to your studies Why are you hesitating? Let's change our girl's image and write she ran away with the neighbor! - Whaaat? - Sitcom We can stretch it to 30 more episodes My daughter seems to have acquired a new image! How much money did you blow up for this dress? 150 bucks? You have bought stuff for Rs 40,000 - How did you pay for it? - I didn't, sir Then how did they let you go?

Do you know who I am? Assistant Commissioner of Police Mr Sitaraman's relative Oh! They just heard my name and let you go, huh? Then? He will come in person and pay up Did you pledge me?! Sit down, sir Your blood pressure might go up You cheat! What happened, sir? What happened? You shot him! I shot him How, sir? 'How...I don't know' Can't see your expression Take off your coolers Do you know to shoot? As if you need training for this? Enough if you have fingers to shoot and a brain to be blown

to bits You know there is a hand to cuff and a jail to count the bars? To get rid of the bacteria in the bathroom... ...you need to pour acid Not spray perfume! He was threatening to kill that child Why waste time discussing? He should be shot mercilessly Answer, sir Didn't you introduce him to girls and flowers like I asked you to? What do you think about this incident? It's an unexpected encounter A never before heard-of attack! Clear the body Why are you crying like a baby? You should've seen

the way he shot My heart stopped beating We were talking and he shot him all of a sudden You rascal! I can picture the President presenting an award Receiving an award from the President is a reward by itself! You're receiving the award dressed as a widow, Lallu dear! Ravi, how did you shoot him? - Tell me the story - No big deal I went there- My hands are shivering Let's have a drink You fought with him and now you want to drink with him! - Tell her - What, bro? Anyone who watches a horror mov

ie will be scared Does that mean no one watches horror films? Their friendship is also like that Hereafter if your husband wants to fight or drink, it will be with him! - Bottle is open - What's the rush? Enjoy...keep your spirits high Don't worry We'll take care Our travel agency is #1 in India With 20 years of experience 48 branches all over India 1200 employees work for us Actors, politicians, business tycoons We have only such VVIPS! What's all that ruckus? You printed my brother-in-law's na

me as director in the poster you shot Don't nitpick, sir They found travel agent Murthy's office papers on the dead Satar For the 1st time in his life my bro-in-law tried to inquire Really? Don't rush That man is taking my bro-in-law to task! Watch that cruelty yourself If anyone has my office papers will you call only me? Daily about 100 clients visit my office wanting a passport How can I differentiate between a terrorist and a regular client? How ridiculous, sir? Treating an I.P.S officer lik

e an office boy! He is letting his tongue run Your lips are sealed! He's irritated So he is yelling I'm also irritated now Shall I hit his men? I'll take care You beat them Hold this My God! He's using a mere pin like an axe! What's happening here? Who is he? Why is he thrashing them? To hit an 'accused' you don't need a reason Correct They came with me They won't come with you when you leave - This is not fair at all - He's frustrated, sir He lost his bike So he's hitting them Then he will get

his bike, huh? At least his frustration will ease, right? He's back in form! - What's this for? - Frustration, sir He lost his bike No one filed his complaint He's upset with the public - Check it out - Sir, he's thrashing my men - Take care of this too - I'm watching I believe he's watching! I'll talk to you later Rain on Come on Cheers Until we finish our tea, neither will the rain stop nor will your bus come! Yes Hold on Bus has been stopped We can stop it only for 10 minutes maximum, okay? -

Why did you stop the bus? - To get in, of course - It's a Police drill - For what? For public safety All of you please cooperate He's a notorious terrorist Sit down Look at this bomb If I press this button, that's it This bus will explode into pieces All of you toss your mobile phones Do as I say Stop...stop He asked you to toss your mobiles outside Now he isn't a terrorist But a thief He'll threaten to burn this bus He'll flash a knife and be menacing What will you do now? What are you doing?

I'll chop his arm and snuff the fire Put it off by blowing gently and hand him over to the police Isn't there such an option? Scoot from here, imbecile 'Seems tempestuous' Commissioner's daughter will get into the bus in the next stop - What about her car? - Gone for servicing A police officer in a red shirt will help her Start the bus only if he asks you to If we stay longer I'll start blabbering Rain will stop Stop...has stopped! What about the bus? Just as I told you your bus hasn't come as y

et How come? Whatever I think will happen - Is that true? - Of course Now close your eyes and wish for the bus Your wish will come true If common people are so violent how will the poor criminals survive? I don't understand either! I don't feel like taking the bus now Oh! You don't want to take the bus Didn't your bus-wish come true? That's your power What power? I had to pledge my brother-in-law's life to stop and start the bus Okay Think of something you like My wish is to ride pillion on a bi

ke Want to go for a ride on a bike? Bike? Is it some candy for me to buy from the store in the blink of an eye? Tell him not to commit the color alone Only 10 bucks? I don't have any tip to give I am sure you will have Give me 500 bucks, crush a lemon to ward off evil spirits And if you whizz past happily no one will stop you on the way Keep quiet - This is a muffled sshhhh! - What's the problem? Do you have your papers, egg-head? - I do, sir - Show me If you want this registration book back...

...find a chap in a red shirt in the next street Give this bike to him and collect this from the police station tomorrow Why should I give it to him? Back answering! - Inspector - Yes, sir Complain his bike has a bomb and take the bike apart As usual, apologize to him that you were mistaken Put all the parts in a bag and return it to him - Okay, sir - That's wrong, sir What's wrong with it? He won't be able to carry all the parts by himself Keep the motor with you and give the cycle to this Scro

oge! He tipped me a miserly 10 bucks Brilliant idea gentleman Seize the bike and arrest this fellow Yes, sir Sir, what's the color of the shirt? Red Bike Excuse me, are you the red shirt guy? Yes Here you go Oh my God! Come on - Auto - Move Happy? Yes What else do you like? If it rains right now I will love it You want it to rain again? No way I've sent back all the water trucks Your family is safe Next target is Bittu, huh? How could you, sir? Intoxicated, you got the order mixed up - What is t

he order? - Goal #2 My darling...Madhuuuuu! Hi Madhu, will you tell me why you are so upset with me? You lied through your teeth, made a fool of me and used me, right? Don't say that so loudly Public might mistake me I'll rip you apart You'll let your tongue run, huh? Rattle whatever comes to your mind Sir, you tell me I've changed this girl who was lousy looking into a head-turner! Why? Because I love her very much Look how she is the center of attention here Do you know how much I dreamt? Drea

mt? What dream? We get married and have 2 boys Bobby and Babloo just like you Out of the 2, if 1 of them is a beautiful girl like you... ...it would be awesome No...no...no They are both boys No way! 1 of them is a girl Hey! Both are boys Let's ask him Sir, you tell us Check hello 1, 2, 3...! While eating I keep it in my pocket because it will be a disturbance I can't hear but trust me I am a very good listener What's the problem between brother and sister? Walking off in a huff kind of problem,

huh? Don't show off! I've seen Enter the Dragon some 70 times, lock him in Hello, boss! Chit fund or real estate? Neither...Travels! They've foisted a false case on me Weapon Handmade crowbar Don't scratch too much Central jail is on the other side! Inspector, come here Why are you threatening now? I need 1 bundle paper and 10 pens - What for? - To write a biography I mean autobiography! You've tarnished the reputation an autobiography deserves! Give him whatever he asks for Inspector What? Wha

t do you want? 1 glass of strong tea and a packet of biscuits Given a chance, you'll turn us into butlers! Let's go Make it quick Be on your way, we'll follow you behind your heels! If the door is opened once both of us can go out! Come Come on Come, stop scratching your head Don't get flustered What is that? Phones Who is he? Fans He could've handed it over to you Why did he toss it? That's how fans are You should ignore all that My number is stored in it Call me this evening, okay? She looks l

ike a fair chameleon How did you fall for her? Nowadays size zero is the trend! - She yelled at me - That's okay She hit me! I don't think we should blame the girl Our prince would've done something to provoke her temper! My whole family is sitting out there And you made a beeline to my bedroom What will they think of us? My dad and stepmother are coming over to discuss and finalize our wedding Now? Are you crazy? You took a royal dig at my parents and sister They are hopping mad is an understat

ement I can't even placate them Impossible Just leave - Go - Are they 'hopping mad'? Should I go? Not necessary you have to leave right away Madhu Sit down Then...? You don't know my dad You let your tongue run He may not even approve of us getting- ...married! Tell me Actually...! Actually? Continue, Ravi Hiccups? Madhu, first cover yourself My heart is skipping a beat! He went into the bedroom and oblivious of anything... ...walks in from the porch Could this be goal #4? Okay, when can we fix

the wedding date? They are both interested So we also approve Let my son first get a good job We can then talk about wedding later Don't park the car I'll be right back Hi Ravi Hi...! Haven't you left as yet? I wanted to tell you before I leave - Come in then - No, I must go immediately - Eat something - I'll miss my flight Looks like you are all busy too We are discussing Ravi's marriage Really? Wonderful, Ravi! Congrats! By the way who's the lucky girl? She is the one Very nice I'll call you a

fter I reach Okay, take care Sir, I'll see him off Okay, Ravi Where does our case stand, sir? We are trying to trace Bittu I spoke with Varadarajan this morning Don't under estimate Bittu Good to be brave But no harm being cautious, right? Sir, where are you going? I left my phone inside Wait, I know where it is I'll get it for you Buddy He would've shot you too He couldn't have shot me, sir Why? Because that gun had no bullets! How come? Empty! You enacted a drama with an empty gun? Then you th

ink I will kill him and spend a lifetime in jail? Fat hopes! As promised... ...you finished goal #3 also