Sangili Bungili Kadhava Thorae Tamil Movie | Fun Filled Comedy Scenes | Jiiva | Sri Divya | Soori

- Hello, Kumar? - 'Yes, sir' No sight of the broker you referred, I say 'Sir, he will surely come' You're a local agent here and you can't sell this What will an out-of-towner do? 'Sir, you don't know about him' 'He's a sooooper agent' 'Somehow he will sell it for you' You seem to have immense faith in him Give me his address I'll go and look him up once 'Don't go to all that trouble, sir' 'He's a good boy He'll land up for sure' Yov! Be crystal clear Super or Good?! Trust me 'Super Good'! "Supe

r good deals dish out many a hit" "He will reduce rates to the last bit" "Wads of notes overflow Rupees that make you glow" "He's a full time land broker He will favor you with fervor" - Sir? - Hahn! Nandakumar? Yes Vasu Kumar praised you sky high Here's your 10% advance Thank you, sir Let's take a look at the house (loud sneeze) Sir...? Is there any other problem in this house? Nothing of that sort, bro The buyer took back his advance and fled before the house was registered 4 more followed sui

t hearing the rumors Won't the villagers gossip? True to 'Making hay while the sun shines' ...one man said the windows slam of their own accord Another said a bulb lit up by itself One man said he heard the laughter of girls Someone else said he heard anklets tinkling Each of them made up- Why did you stop here? Nothing, sir This house is filled with bandicoots! This is how an old house will be (clears throat) Aiyo! Why are you tapping the door? That's country timber Country item, huh? - Appeara

nces are deceptive! - Sir, please don't I'll take a snap Sure, click Don't take any snap, sir Your items are all over the place My grandfather brought all these from Burma Pure teak Will be smooth as satin! 'Don't you trust me?' 'Just touch and see You'll know I'm right' Sir, shall I click a photo? 'Go ahead' 'How else can you tell your client about all the items here?' Sir, if you keep shaking I am unable to focus The door is not transparent! Okay, sir You can shut it now You haven't seen the b

ack portion as yet Front is more than good enough for me, sir Give me the key After you sell this house you'll reach great heights, sir You can leave now, sir Come...come out I am waiting "Come out, my fair lady petite" "You boozed in the room, my parakeet" What is in that hand? Cutting Fraud! Don't go overboard on your act After all you're just a broker She is the house owner's daughter Nandakumar's daughter Is Nandakumar aware of this? Won't Nandakumar know his own daughter! I didn't mean that

, sweety pie Is he aware his daughter gulps down a quarter?! - Let me go, sir - Shall I tell him? Do you have his number? - Why do you compete with him? - Can't find the damn # Is drinking a crime? What kind of question is that! Pumping drinking water is not wrong, dear Only drinking alcohol is wrong That too, drinking it raw is unpardonable Your father has earned such a good name in this town If he knows what you are up to won't he be 'down in the dumps' Kumar? You're laughing, huh? - Please do

n't call my dad - Isn't this his number? "Last night, oh wow!" "I lost my sleep, wrapped in your love" "Come, my sweet-" A while ago you were on a high horse After I called you are on your bended knees! Loafer ladies! Sir...sir? We'll listen to whatever you say, sir Why did you say that? We will do anything you say, sir Why is this 'Latha Pandi clone' so quiet? - Say it loud and clear - Tell him We will do anything you say, sir Stuffed your mouth with cotton candy? Speak up We will do anything y

ou say, sir Has 'Googleji' gone? He is missing Mani, give me the keys Lock the door Why are you taking your own sweet time? He vanished into thin air When will Swamiji return? It will take another 2000 years Good lord! We are blessed to have him visiting our small town When his feet touched this place he sanctified it as a holy spot Whom will you sell this sacred place to? Should give it to some devotee God knows who that lucky person is! Mani, see if the vehicle is ready All of you leave now So

oranam, load that board into the van How sad he vanished when we wanted his blessings so badly Do you know what happened? Wonder who will get Swamiji's 'ashram'? -'Yes, sir, no, sir, 3 bags full, sir' - He looks so familiar Is he Pushpa's husband!? - Escape ji - Where did he go? 'I'll give this place sanctified by Googleji only to a true Tamilian' Sait, please come - Silence! - Tell me, Sait - I'm an ardent devotee of Swamiji - So what? Instead of giving it to someone else, you can sell this hou

se to me That won't work No...no...no - Tell him how Swamiji helped us - Silence! No...no I owe everything to Googleji Don't worry about the amount Sky is my limit! 'Sky is your limit?!' You can sell it to me (lamb bleating!) 'Sait fell for the bait!' Vasu, you sold the house just as you promised Dad, I'm off to college Have a nice day If I say 'bye', it means you should give me money for the auto - Here - Why should you take an auto? You have a lion cub of a groom He can drop you on the way - S

it - Uncle! I'm going the other way- It isn't on the way for him He won't mind dropping her - Keep quiet - Why pester him? Shall I go and drop her? Catch you moving an inch! You sit, dear Go, go fast Don't keep talking See you Hold on to him real tight Hey! Whatever you may think, your daughter isn't half as bright as you As long as you realize that, fine Hey Bluff Missy! We left the house long ago Take your hand off! You look as innocent as hell and sly as a tortoise in its shell! One day both

of you will be caught red-handed Get down - Mani - Yes, bro? I asked you to change the tube-light - Electrician didn't turn up - What the hell! - Where is Sooranam? - He has gone out Where has he gone? Gone to check out some land Make a Xerox copy of these 2 documents What are you up to, Sooranam? Don't yell He is such a traitor Hurry up Why are you loitering with this helmet? Your brood will track me even if I'm in a helicopter Bhai in the meat stall saw me with her yesterday Flower vendor saw

me when I went to pick her up Then why the hell don't you tell her parents? I will tell when the time is right Come, Sandhya Looks like she and I will have a baby sitting on your lap instead! Let's see whose baby sits on whose lap! You know me, right? Blaze of fire, I am! Hey! Sooranam He doesn't even know if you are riding pillion with him Trusting him you even fell in love with him! David Just what I had in mind I like it very much Let them quote their rate We'll buy if we can afford it - Let

me check the neighborhood - Okay Is it so? I'll call you later Bro, where's the watchman of that house? Which house? The house with the yellow paint That has been locked for many years - Many years? - Of course Why...? You don't know the flashback? What? A few years ago, a family came from abroad and stayed here for a few days They sent an old servant from that house... ...to buy 'idli' for them Only after he left did they know... ...the old man had passed away many years ago! If I think back on

what happened after that... ...it sends a shiver down my spine We shouldn't buy this place - Why...? - Let's go - Mister, my mother - Is she sleeping? She'll be awake That's right Mister...? As soon as we go in... ...won't we smell of brandy that's settled inside our belly? That's why we guzzled a beer to mask the smell of brandy - Mister, soooper - Thank you - Mister...? - Yes What if we smell of beer? That's why I've bought a quarter whiskey and tucked it in my waist Hey, lovely I can manage

Just body language Until you are with me, I'll be very steady! Likewise until you're with me, I will be steady on my feet 'Why is the bulb flickering like a tube light?' Kamal look-alike in 'Kalathur Kannamma' Why silent sitting? Good morning! Wonder how many kids Jambu has! (song from 'Kaasaedhaan Kadavulada') 'What are you staring at? Look at me' Will your father Jambu keep jumping whenever he can? Kiddo 'This bulb doesn't sit well' Why are you sitting alone holding this ball? Is your father q

uite jobless? We went for a small ride By which time he has delivered you! Is your father adding to his brood to get extra sugar in the Govt ration shop? 'Who is there?' 'Tell me, boy' 'Has your father warned you not to talk to us?' If your father was here now... ...I would've sliced his head into two! Slice...slice...! He is talking to himself now! 'You thought it was Slice mango juice?' 'Like slicing banana fritters into a wok of piping hot oil' Where's your daddy? Shall we play? Ammaaaaaa! Le

t go of my hand 'Vasu...?' What...? - Shweta...? - What's he doing here? What is she doing here? 'What's that sound?' Vasu Hey, Sridivya, let go of his hand Pa...? - Come this side - This isn't Sridivya! Bravo! You've proved 'Like tiger like cub' Cubs and kittens should live in the forest Why pester us by staying with us? - Vanaroja - Yes, dear Did you see my daughter? - She's my daughter too! - That's right Mister, Shweta is his daughter? Hey Shweta...? - Don't you remember me? - No, I don't We

found a buyer for your friend's house - Dad - 'Tell me, dear' You were right over the phone They seem to be big-time frauds You came just now and you're maligning my son! 'Why is his stooge quiet?' Why are you dumbstruck? They are rattling away - 'Stooge has spoken!' - Uncle, be quiet Shweta Don't you remember me? I don't know him, pa - Jambu...? - Damn you! - If I get angry - If you do ...you won't know the result 'Broke the bottle!' 'Boozing bozo!' This will be the result 'Look at their guilt

y faces!' 'Let's go, dear' Let's all get back - Spilt the booze! - My bag 'Come now, what are you gazing at?' 'Come soon' 'At this time of night...' '...who is banging with such a thud?' Hey! Jambu's son Is this the time to play with your ball? Hey! I'm talking to you 'Go and sleep' Uncle, catch Go sleep 'Where did he vanish?' 'Uncle...!' I'm here 'Don't run, wait for me' 'I'll catch you taking a short cut' 'Uncle...?' I'm here 'I'll come down now' 'Did they give birth to him or download him fro

m the internet?' 'Size of a flash drive and he's driving me up the wall' 'Junior Jambu' Where are you? Now I shall dedicate a rhyme for you I am sure you will love it (song from 'Vedalam') "Do you know, darling he's a wolf in sheep's clothing?" "That hustler of a hooker said 'eff off' to her customer" Junior Jambu? Hey...! 'Where are you?' Jambu's son If you listen to me... ...I'll buy you candies Then I'll play ball with you everyday Okay...? 'Now uncle will start counting' Before I finish coun

ting 3... ...you should come and snatch away the ball from me Okay...? One Two 'Rajini uncle' 'I am here' 'Here...here' 'Has he turned into a statue?' 'Why is he praying in the middle of the house?' I'll get you coffee Shall we wash clothes in the washing machine? For 3 days the machine won't work - Where's your son? - He has gone to school - Feed me, dear - Thank God! - When he comes home - Take your hands off When did we have a son? We don't have a son 'What is this man saying?!' 'Then who was

that boy who played with me?' Vasu...? 'Ma, coffee' 'How long will you take?' Vasu...? How do you remember my name now? Last night your performance was very different You are a fine one to talk! You left without a word to me What do you want me to do? You want me to hug you the moment I see you? Or should I say I know you very well and give my dad a heart attack? Vasu, here's your coffee Thanks, ma Hold Ask them to open the bathroom They've locked it Bathroo- Don't you think this is too much? W

ill anyone lock the loo? Is he a whacko or what? 1st ask your dad to open the bathroom Why talk to the rabbit when the lion is here? Come here, dear Why are you talking to him? He's willing to apologize for all his misdeeds - Apologize? - Go ahead You should only apologize to us for barging in here like an owl! Who is the owl you're referring to? Just because my husband looks like a son of a jackfruit... ...will you call him owl, buffalo, etc? He might even call you a wild boar! Ask him 'What jo

y calling your husband all the beastly names possible!' Sir, you first unlock that bathroom You'll come to my house and order me, the owner? What...? Your house? Uncle, if I let him stay here out of pity, this owl has the gall- You let me stay out of pity! Vanaroja, this won't work I'll divide this house till we solve the ownership issue - Hold this 'soba' - Who is Shoba? Come, they are dividing the house They are partitioning the house None of you should cross this Have you gone that far? Shwet

a, get me a chalk I'll draw a line This is a challenge 'Someone from above will watch all your misdeeds' Shweta, you know he is blabbering- Let go of me 'If I pounce on you I'll weigh 3 tonnes!' Old lady, warn your son not to badger us 'Chalk is with the old hag' 'Oops! I meant my mother-in-law' 'Catch!' '- Let go - Move your feet' 'What happened?' 'My husband already has a weak heart' 'Jambu sir, what happened?' Mister Shweta's mother ...hit me What do you mean? What did you do? "In a dusky twi

light venue" "Let the sweet memories continue" (song from 'Idhaya Veenai') 'What is he up to?' Vanaroja, too many dirty clothes Let's load the washing machine 'Claiming dirty clothes have piled up he is crumpling the ironed shirts!' We can wash all that tonight It will be too noisy if we wash the clothes at night, come now 'He and his washing 1-track mind!' Come now You go I'll follow People wash their clothes once a week Only here it's a daily ritual! You tell me If you wash... ...clothes get a

fresh look, right? But Jambu comes out fresh and refreshed! "Whatever this king's deed" "It can never go wrong indeed" "If I tease and appease the car does a good job with ease" "Size doesn't matter Comfort is what I am after" Don't rub your stubby feet on mine, take your feet off You're just a sidekick If your legs are tired put them to rest on the floor Who is the sidekick? You need to be kicked You wash ironed clothes all over again I'll repeat it as often as I want We have a teenage daughte

r and he's so- Again and again, as many turns as I can '- Where did he go? - No point talking to him' Madam, if he's brainless washing clean clothes repeatedly - Have you also lost it? - What? If I wish I'll buy new clothes and wash them repeatedly Because the washing machine is mine If the washing machine is yours, electricity bill is mine Then shall I put my dirty clothes in your washing machine?! Bloody wretch of a fellow! 'I could tell you were frustrated' This is what I asked And she hit me

She hit you? We shouldn't let this go, mister 'Shouldn't spare that Jambu jumbo head!' Whatever the reason we shouldn't have done this Forget it, mister The one who asked us to vacate has walked out! But I feel sad, mister Thinking of the grandma? To think my drama has sent an old lady into coma What else do you expect? It was your idea to scare that old lady You scared that wig-head flicking the TV channels You scared that same wig-head by making him sit in that chair You stuck that sticker on

the mirror You drew that scary face on the egg Egg- You mimicked Shweta's mother's voice! I imitated Shweta's mother's voice? When did I imitate her? Neither did I 'You didn't?' Who else can it be? Mister, I told you long ago there's some spirit in this house - That small boy - Don't be silly You'll tell some ghastly ghost story 'What is he looking at?' If you're right about this house then it should show through- It has...shown with full effect! Why is the electricity so eccentric?! Hey! Sit..

.sit Mister, this is an old building Old wiring Loose connection That's why This house will end up making us loonies 'Why is he looking at me now?' If really a spirit exists... ...it will show its true colors 'It has shown us its pitch black color!' 'Mister' 'No one at home' 'Come back in the morning' Who is it? Vasu...? Vasu Don't play the fool now, mister Vasu Where are you? Vasu (sound of anklets) Va...Va...Vasu Mister, can't you say 'I am here'? I-am-here! Why that drawl? Have you decided I

won't be here? Got scared? Who said so? Ye...yes Thank God you lit a candle My grandma told me Ghosts are scared of slippers and fire Are ghosts scared of slippers and fire? YES! Right...turn right 'Mister, why did we come here?' 'To meet E.B.Rajeswari' 'She's an excellent exorcist' She is well versed in the supernatural She can even differentiate a fan's breeze and a ghost's breath! Are you serious? Such a long queue 'Mister, just butt in here' 'So many people are waiting' - Where are you going

? - On a pilgrimage! Waiting to meet madam So are we Go behind and stand Stand behind him, mister He told me to stand here Go back Sister- Don't push me Go back If we go any further back we'll end up behind this building! You didn't believe me, right? Saw the crowd? Do all of them have problems? With ghosts being a perennial problem in our country... ...I won't be surprised if Lawrence is here wanting to be freed from 'Kaanchana'! Madam is so famous Ask him what his problem is Call him Hey! Bloc

khead - How dare you call me a blockhead? - Keep quiet, mister Don't get offended He looks so smart Sir, what is your problem? My life is a problem Last date, if I don't pay up he'll cut the electricity I'm standing here on 'loss of pay' Last date or else your power will be cut? Why are you standing here? To pay the electricity bill We came to drive away a ghost Ghost...that's the spirit Why are they butting in like this? 'Tit for tat!' "When eyes see you transfixed they blossom anew" "The visio

n which I awaited Visible now stimulated" "My body melts, soul softens O' pool with honey glistens" "Let wisdom dawn and enlighten all along the path of life unbidden" (song from 'Guna') Mister, who is this- E.B.Rajeswari 'Give me' 'Glad to meet you, madam' I asked for the electricity card You hold my hand instead Madam, don't you know us? Kumar spoke to you about us Sooranam and Vasu - Oh! You are that duo? - Yes, madam - Wait - Come, mister Why do you look so dazed? You're so beautifully eye c

atching! Wish we had met when you were 18 and I was 20? What to do? When I was young I was paired with older men Only now I have a chance to talk to youngsters! 'Even now, look at my plight' Even now, though you are dark you spoke to me And your friend who is fair is standing so quiet 'Talk to her' Hello, nice to meet you Please come 'I was just making her feel comfy' Tell me how I can help you I think this is the work of some spirit What crap! I thought a ghost was the cause Sit down I shouldn'

t have spoken to you in English Spirit also means ghost Maybe it is an English ghost What does it need? It may want to get a job done through you We can't even handle the job at hand Imagine working for that too! Anyhow if you are doubtful whether your house is haunted or not... '...sprinkle turmeric powder all over the floor' 'Fix a mirror at a normal person's height' Prepare a banana leaf feast Okay, madam I was eagerly looking forward to a gourmet meal on a banana leaf But you made us stand w

rapped in this leaf like barbarians You get the dinner leaf and I get the breakfast leaf, huh? Leaf is proportionate to the size, mister You could have given me a betel leaf instead It isn't too late, mister Why this leaf-litmus tes- 'Has he gone?' 'I am right here' I'll do anything to retain this house Come, the street is empty Let's circumambulate the temple - You go then - Come along, mister 'Run with your feet placed normally' 'I feel itchy on my butt, mister' 'If I scratch, the leaf will sp

lit apart' Come 'What is he looking at?' 'I'll poke your eyes!' What is he barking at? I'll show you 'Get lost!' Why did you hit that dog? That dog barked at me thinking I was hiding some bone here Did you refer to it as 'dog'? As if I can call a dog as 'ghost' Mister, in a public place... ...you've insulted an animal that can't express its thoughts Our animal activist madam won't spare you Why? Because dogs have a registered union If our heroine knew, she will make mincemeat out of you You're p

ainting a ghastly picture Dog-sir, I don't know your name - He ran away - Doesn't matter Even then I am very sorry, dog-sir 'What's the use of apologizing now?' You were so right He has brought his clan Let's escape, mister But I didn't do anything Then stay right there, mister Aiyo! I'm coming too 'Looks like I'll download looking at this dog-marathon!' 'Let's hide' 'Have the dogs gone?' Mister, leaf...leaf I know it's a leaf Is this leaf-litmus test needed? Leaf, mister I know what a mini-skir

t I was forced to drape! Not that, mister Leaf...! Leaf? God 'cover' me! Holy cow! Instead of auctioning the word 'leaf' thrice... ...you could have told me the cow believed in 'go green'! Before your ex-girlfriend comes let us scoot from here! Don't abandon me What a naked-truth moment! Hurry up, mister I feel some nut fell down! 'Quick' 'Don't look back' 'I warned you not to' Cover yourself! I'm getting cockeyed 'Just 1 glance won't do You must rehearse a few times!' No problem, your mother ha

s regained consciousness Is she out of coma?! She is fine it seems We can shift her to the normal ward She will be fine if she takes rest for a few days Is this passion fruit or poison? Don't you like my mother being alive? Be possessive of that possessed house, get lost! Is this the time to raise this topic, pa? Sorry, aunty Let's go How can you be so rude to someone who has come here? How can I talk to someone who hasn't come here?! How is your grandma? She's much better now, aunty She can be

shifted to the normal ward Thank God! I was praying throughout the way Don't take anything to heart Not at all, aunty Your father and Vasu are 2 opposite squares in a horoscope I am worried the gap will widen further And this will cause a major rift in your bonding Try and talk to him about this Aunty, how can I-? Isn't there a difference if I tell him as a mother and you persuading him? See you I can see the light That's the signal I'll get 1000 bucks Sangili! Uncle...uncle Who is- 'This boy?'

Come, uncle Let's play Looks like he will make me join his ghost clan Get lost! Size of a brinjal and- Pa, this uncle is hitting me Is 'he' your father?! Good lord! Is he that Sangili's Bungili? God help me! Sooranam, let's go this side Sooranam, where are you going? - Vasu! - Vasu? Vasu, save me - Don't run, save me - I am here, Vasu - I am Sooranam - Mister, help me He's lying Don't believe them How come they all know our trade-mark gesture? When did we start our business? - 25th - Morning - 1

0:30 a.m - Thursday - August - 2010 They know all the details to a T Check this out - Sooranam? - Yes, mister What will you order in a hotel? - 'Biriyani' - 'Idli' - String hoppers - 'Vadacurry' - 'Ravadosa' - Onion pancake 'Parotta!' Mister!! 'Only my nickname saved me again!' 'Bang on, huh?' 'Great escape!' Catch me if you can Divya...Divya 'Give me the ball' Ma, stop them She's following Divya She isn't Divya Come here Divya is with me - Hey Divya - Rasu, wait Listen to me Don't go up That is

n't Divya Trust me I saw her just now Divya is with Vasu What are you saying? - Amma - Divya! If Divya is here... ...who is that then? A ghost will take the form of people we know to confuse us It will even ask us 'Do you think I'm a ghost?' We should not get confused but be on our guard Okay - Don't wander alone - Okay What are you looking at? Mother of a cranky kiddo! Am I a ghost or what? 'Do I look like a ghost?' 'It will even ask us, Do you think I'm a ghost?' 'We should not get confused bu

t be on our guard' What are you looking for? Why are you hitting your husband like this? You think I can't differentiate my husband from a ghost? You are a ghost Save me from her I won't spare you Wait, he is Jambu sir His legs are on the floor I am fully aware of that But if I let go of this offer, I won't get such a golden chance in this birth Let me have the pleasure of hitting him, he might escape Don't spare him Chase the spirit out Get out of Jambu sir's body Go...go Trying to run away, hu

h? Come here, all of you Aiyo! I steer clear of that ball! 'It' is following me It's really tough Pigging on those field beans was a bad idea 'This chap?' Is there no limit to your sense of duty? 'To top it all your black disguise' 'Where on earth did he get that costume?' Wonder who will save you - Who are you? - Bunk shop What timing! Stand up I meant 'sit down' Yov! What are you doing here? - You are really mean - What? You promised me 1000 bucks to threaten 1 man That man is threatening 8 pe

ople He gets 8000 bucks Whatever it is he and I should take 50-50 I have spent a lot - I have an idea - What? Scare 1 person I'll pay you 10,000 bucks Give me your hand You've made my night! You've made me happy He is dead today Hey! He is already dead, man 'You are my target, huh?' 'You seem a little blurred' 'A little taller than me' I'll scare you out of your wits He has spent a lot on his disguise He is beyond any fear! 'What are you seeing, man?' 'Do you recognize me?' 'A familiar voice!' '

Anyone hearing your father's voice will be terrified!' I'll hold you by your neck and strangl- That was one hell of a devilish slap! God help me Aiyo! This is a real ghost 'He is creeping up to the spirit' Sshhhh, huh? 'Where is that hiss from?' She's another crazy koot Continuing Dumb Charades now of all times What? 'Kumar Fell on his Tummy' I haven't heard of a film like that! She's now into classical dance poses Is this the time to ask me to wash clothes with you? Loose! The film with Loose M

ohan as hero? I got it Is it Jiiva's 'Mugamoodi'? I can't stay here You could have told me- She's gone - Vasu - Ma? Stay here Don't budge - Careful - I'll be fine