Sathish Extreme Comedy Part 1 | Sathish | Ashok Selvan | Hostel | Pistha | Nassar | Muniskanth

I am ready Machi, shall I check? - Let me check - I'll do it - I want to - Hey...hey! - I'll check - Stop it All of you are pipsqueaks You have the gall to check me Father, go ahead Frisk me head to toe - Me? Okay - You can check No need, Father He'll somehow trick you We prefer checking him Dai! You think I'll trick Father! Do you think this is an ordinary hand? This iron hand has held such heavy guns! Are you trying to get us caught? Dead meat you are! Father, insert your hand Jesus Christ! Ka

dhir Hey! Open the door, da Someone's knocking Hide under the bed Don't do something stupid by letting that Indiran terrify you Not doing anything I'm coming, da You won't see sense I'll break the door open Three...here I come What took you so long to open the door? Final semester is fast approaching 'I was studying Applied Thermodynamics' 'Fast approaching?' Semester exams are 6 months away Expect me to believe you have started studying? Something is wrong! What do you want? Paste? Paste Dude,

my paste is empty too We are respected as long as the paste is in the tube Just watch me squeeze it out How can I hold a brush in this love-spot? Hey...hey careful! - It's getting late for college - Let me brush my teeth Father wanted to see you Go...go No one can take her away from us From 'us'? From me I brought her in here I'll be the first person to make my mark on her! That's okay, I'll have a go after you But can she gratify both of us? For sure, dude She may seem bitter But you taste her

essence, Mia Kalifa! Alcohol mixed with chemicals will rule the roost temporarily After that Only this herbal product No side effects Did that cannon-nose chap agree in a jiffy? Better for us to be on our guard Joshua, did you tell Kadhir about this? - Will he bring JD? - I already asked him He won't come it seems Neither will he give us the booze Even that's forgivable It seems he is now a total teetotaler! He says he has stopped drinking? Our Kadhir, huh? You're Mr Film-buff and he is Mr Booze

r - Our entire hostel knows - Shut up 'Something wrong' He's up to some mischief Drink...enjoy [spluttering] Come, my dear Kadhir dude You lost your way and landed here, huh? No, I just wanted to show my head here For us to pick out lice? He is one of us Don't take a dig at him Kadhir, join the fun and lose your senses No, thank you, Sathappa I don't drink Taste the appetizer at least If you don't booze you aren't eligible for side-dish - Put that back - Do it Why are you being mean to him? You

don't know, Sathu - Do you know how he has insulted us? - What harm did I do? Is it a crime to be studying in my room like a good boy? Only if we study and come up in life Father and Sathappan can be proud of us, huh? Enough of buttering me Drink this beer instead No, Sathappa - You drink, Satha - Dai Sathan! Hey Sathu Having a teetotaler around when you are boozing Placing a bomb under you are one and the same No one will know when it will explode - Not boozing, get up and go - Well said, dude

What if he sneaks to Father about Sathappan drinking with us? - If he does? - Hey! - Why are you scaring me? - No...no...no - They are teasing you - Sathu bro Either ask him to booze or ask him to vamoose! Go down, Kadhir - Why don't you drink? - What now? I must booze That's all? Yes, dude - Pour me a drink - Where is an empty glass? Small peg I'll drink less You guzzle all of it down Drink all you want Foreign liquor - Open your mouth - That's the way Well done, dude Wait, let me check if he i

s fully sozzled What, dude? That's all, huh? Adhirshta Lakshmi! Aiyaiyo!! God help me 'Kadhir has some magic up his sleeve' 'I can hear some sound insde' He is here Father? What is the noise I can hear inside? Must be a bandicoot, Father - Open the door - Father, how can I- Give me the key Father, key is missing You go to your room, Father I'll get a locksmith to open and then I'll call you, Father Key is missing Can't unlock now Father is leaving it seems Leave way for him...move aside Here, da

- Whose? - Key - Your room key - This isn't mine You left it on the terrace It isn't mine Trust me when I say so - Open - It is your key, dude Dead meat! Whose underwear is that? How long since you washed it? Sathappa, what is up with you? Father, I saw that girl in this room Dismiss Kadhir first 'Do it right now, Father' Idiot! Forever harping about wine and women I've always told you have proof before you accuse Father, I swear on our Christ I saw a girl here with both my eyes 'Trust me, Fath

er' She hit me, tied me up and fled Sathappa Even if you lie you should make sense! How can a girl hit and tie up such a big hulk of a man? Where did she hit you? Trust him to ask me something I just can't answer Sathappa If you keep repeating like this losing your marbles I'll send you to a hospital from our hostel In a mental hospital Boys No illegal activity can go on without my knowledge 'This man is in his own world' These boys are reveling in a separate paradise of their own I know very we

ll One of you is the culprit who tied up this Sathappan He won't believe me! There's a limit to all your pranks If this prank is repeated You won't see this compassionate Father You'll see my hidden Hyde side of Colonel Kuriakose - Okay? - Okay, Father - I didn't hear that - Okay, Father - Louder! - OKAY, FATHER God bless you all I didn't hear that!! - Must be a fan of 'Bigil' - I heard it, Father Dai! I saw that girl in Kadhir's room 'I swear I did!' If I tell you what transpired You'll laugh f

or 1 whole week But still, let me tell you One swift blow She squashed my lineage, da I knew you would laugh I must get myself bandaged in Puthur - Can they bandage down under?! - Hey! Shut up That isn't priority, Sathappa First your hand has to be bandaged properly - What do you mean? - Sathappa No one can see this image in our entire hostel Imagine if only you can see what does that mean? You have a special paranormal ability That means? - That means...? - He means it is a spirit - Spirit! - C

areful You mean a real ghost? It is the symptom of a spirit possessing your body I don't believe in ghosts and ghouls How can you be so flippant, Sathappa? Spirits in Tamil Nadu are evergreen If you want, ask Lawrence master Forget that! Sathappan bro Did you see her face? She just aimed at my base Didn't show her face Then confirmed she is a ghost She won't let go of you I believe you now Even that old lady keeps repeating about supernatural activities I told you so Jeeva, the only property I o

wn is my beloved body I can't donate it to ghosts Do something Why do you worry, Sathappa? You know Koshy's father? He is the ex head priest of Chottanikkara Devi temple We can get an amulet from him and tie it around your wrist - You will be well protected - Only hitch, Sathappan bro You have to shell out Rs 3000 - 3000?! - Only then your body can be saved Hi bro! I am Rahul. -I was the one on the phone. -Hey! Welcome! Where is the groom? I am the groom sir. I am getting married tomorrow. You?

Tomorrow night is my first night. First night even before your moustache has grown, is it? Nothing can be done. Some can't work out mathematics and some can't sing. Like that I don't have a moustache. If you keep talking like this the bride won't come. Is that ok? 'Organic fertiliser is the best' Who the hell is this in the bus stand? That's my ringtone sir. I lend my voice for agriculture. Just through the phone won't help. Have you found a residence at Chennai? Not yet bro! Doesn't look like y

ou are getting married. Is it this bus? Why did you like this? You should have booked the sleeper coach. It would have been more useful. Don't you want the fruits, milk and incense sticks. What line of work do you think we are in? Body tends to get tired if I sit for long in the bus. You are eloping! It doesn't matter how you do it. Don't get angry. This must be normal in your business. Stop calling this a business. Ok! Give me the ticket. The bride is yet to come. What will you do with a ticket

? We have to think smart. Ok, let me in on your smart thinking. The bus won't wait for the bride... Isn't it? If I have my ticket, I can go to Chennai and wait. her in another bus. I will pick her up in Chennai What is the idea behind this? You have gone to lengths to get two tickets. I wanted to safeguard the cost of at least one. And the bride trusts you! -The bride is here! -Bloody sea turtle! -Pay the bloody bill. -Rahul is leaving me! -Come fast. -He can't go anywhere, relax. Why did you ho

p on in a rush? She won't give me the window seat. Anyway, give me the tickets. Settle the bill and take the tickets. 25000! That's too much! We are the platinum group. I booked the silver group. I settled for 15000 rupees. Take it.. or return the girl. Why the hell should I bear your load? Keep only hand baggage inside( Conductor voice) Totally forgot your help once I saw Rahul. Thank you Sandhai. I know you loved me. Still, you have helped me so much...to unite me with Rahul. How do I repay yo

u? You don't have to do anything, leave! -I have to do something -Give me whatever you want. Take this! I don't want the card, only cash is accepted. Don't you have a swiping machine in your company? I have to do something in return! You don't have to, just leave. Sandhai, please understand! I have to repay you. What are you doing? Leave me. Hey.. Who is that Voodoo doll? He is the cheer girl! There is a limit to cheating! I don't have stamina to get the real ones. If there is any function at my

place.... ...I use him. Rock on buddy! Imagine how those functions must be. -Hey! -Hey! I have more booze for you. He doesn't realise that you are a forest pig Mr Owner. Correct! He just called you a forest pig in english and you say 'Correct'. -Forest pig..? -He is right though Ok!, ok. Let's celebrate the success. He is trying to change the topic. Look! Pour a drink for everyone and two for me before gate crashers arrive. Pour it! Owner! Didn't I just talk about them. Who is that? -My friend.

Yeah Abbas and Vinit friendship. Come on. Don't talk like that. I never said anything wrong. I called them Abbas and Vinit. Shut it 'Lollu Sabha'. -Sorry Carzy Mohan. -Ok match draw. Aren't you Rekha? I am Rekha and you are? We are Mark Babu's friends. Where the hell is he? Even now I am willing to elope with him. Did you see that? Usually, girls leave parents for love... She is willing to leave her husband for love. Hey..! Hold on! The girl wants to go. GO talk. You seem like a decent, educate

d groom. I believe you wouldn't have the heart to separate real lovers. I know the situation. If they are ok, take her. He seems nicer than Metti Oli Gopi. Call the groom. His beauty is in his mouth. Hey dude. Hi! Where is the groom? He is the groom. I didn't love him. I am aware of that. What? Then why bring us. Facebook displayed a different picture. Different picture in facebook? What is happening? Actually, it's nothing. -Will any girl love me for my looks? -Impossible! My face less glamour.

So I put alternate face! -What do I do now? -Just bring her. Hold on. -Forget his face and adjust. -Hey! What the hell? I can't adjust and live She doesn't want. Come. -Let's go. -Shall I talk? No way! She has seen your face now. Come on. Ask her to be with me for three days. Just come. The groom was willing to send the bride. Shall I at least thank him? Though he is mad, sometimes he is right. Hey look at him. I have kidnapped the girl like you said. -What the hell -Leave me. -Leave me please.

-What are you doing? What are you guys doing? Lift her too. Go...go...go Start the vehicle! Come. Hey! Don't come We will drop you off soon. Go.. Fast..!! Go..! He is creating fresh problems. Next time I will book an A/C car. Just kick that guy. Why do you need A/c? I asked for A/C car but there is a PC car. We are from respectable families, sir. Arrest them all. Get in. All of you get in the back. Why are you getting into the driver's seat? Please don't hit me, sir. -How dare you kidnap the br

ide? -Please don't hit me. -Madam. -Uhn! Instead of the baton, hit me with your hand. It will be more entertaining. -How dare you? -Mother!!! Look, The bride has given a complaint against him. He has cleared your names. You can go. Let us leave uncle. How can we leave him and go? Why are you bothered about him? I am bothered about these people and not him. What if they call us back due to his torture? Look! Are you leaving or shall I lock you up? -Let's leave. -Are you guys my friends? How dare

you leave me and go? Be thankful we are not leaving you elsewhere in Koovathur? Nasty labourers. He mean't you sir. That's how he calls Policemen. Who the hell is a labourer? I mean't them sir. We generally call you uncles. My god! Washington Wilson. Where is the guy? There he is. Have you eaten Wilson? Hit him hard. Aahh! You take the right side. Wilson, -Stop it. -who is this..? why hitting him? Now from the left. Hey dude.. please save me.. Who is there..? What man..? Why you are very slow in

this..? -What? -What? All foreigners are a waste for sighting. -How dare you? -Don't hit me. Dude! Please save me. Don't bite me, Wilson. Who are they and why are they hitting him? Even the kidnapping of the bride is ok. He used the photo of Facebook's owner. Also, he gave a friend request to the owner's wife. She accepted too. This is an international cheating case. That's why these people are here. -You can go. -Ok sir, thank you. Hey guys! Take me and go. They come as a crowd if there is liq

uor. But they leave me alone if I am in trouble. Is this friendship? Start off with the usual dialogues. What else? The boy like the girl. The girl likes the boy. -This guy has gone mad. -Exchange the plates. -Here. -Give it there. Hold on. Wait for another ten minutes. The auspicious time will start soon. Then will exchange.. It's auspicious enough. Let's wait for ten minutes. Let's go out for a while. Now that we have ten minutes. Go and get to know each other. Come on. Shall I?-Please carry o

n. Helloo.. This is the groom. -Hello! -These are my friends. Shall we smoke? -No need. -It's ok, have one. Give me one. Take it. We are of the same age. Nothing wrong. You said the groom doesn't have any bad habits. He smokes. God knows what other bad habits he has. We are not interested, leave now. You are not suited for me, just go. Hey! Hey! What is it? She looks pretty now for me. I told you that day. Hey brother.. save me Catch him.-Let me kill him... I will cut you If I see you in any mar

riage, -I will kill him. -Who the hell are you? Tell him brother I give gift checks in all marriages... And bless them. -Now he wants to kill me. -Why? That is the problem. If he gives the first gift check, that marriage will stop. It won't, don't worry. What a lousy guy? I told you don't give him an invitation. -I didn't realise, -Hey... Don't accept that girl. Don't.. Dude!!! Not this girl. Why? Please listen to me. But why? If you marry her... -Our relationships will change. -Exactly! Hey! Al

l of you is it? What did I do to you guys? Why are you doing such a betrayal to me? Listen to us. Some of our guys are missing. We will not get any other option. But how can I marry her? The astrologer specified that you have to get married tomorrow. He didn't specify how many times you can marry. As of now, marry her. After four months you can divorce her. What if she doesn't agree? I will take care. Uncle!! We have discussed this and reached an agreement. There will be no issues. Look. I think

they are correct. We have no option. How can you talk like this? You have to adjust. She is experienced. -She is so social. -Hey! We are not asking you to sacrifice your life. Just a few months. Do it. It's all fine. Everyone here seem to know her. Most of the people in this hall will know her. You don't want her to be seen, isn' it? We will organise a veil of flowers for her. Do what you want? Darling, come to the balcony. -Have you found a girl? -Don't shout. This is the girl. Uncle? Go back.

This is the girl. Take her inside and get her ready. Hide her face with flowers. Why so? Nobody has seen her till now. We don't want any evil eye to befall her. -Ok! come on. -Carry on. -Ok! -Come lets go. What is your name? Hey! If you leak this information outside... You don't leak it out first. So now no one will know about her.