That guy is getting beaten up so badly Why are you just standing here
and watching it? Then get me a chair. I'll sit down and watch it. Where are you guys going? - To a friend's place.
- To my aunt's place. Her friend... I'm friends with her aunt. Her aunt is my friend. What do you think
a teacher's job is, huh? Someone who punishes his
students and bears the consequences. That guy is getting beaten up so badly Why are you just standing here
and watching it? Then get me a chair. I'll sit down an
d watch it. He will die.
Someone call the police. The one they are
hitting is the Police. Who do I have to run over, sir? I was thinking... Sorry sir, but he has
been waiting for an audition. Can you do something
rustic like in Bihari? Say action and I'll do it. - Okay.
- Action. Yo mister,
you think you are Mia Khalifa? You are nothing but
Naalasupara's rejected supari, Bhandup's beggar,
Mulund's Monkey man. What, man! I'll dip you in momo sauce and
I'll stuff your face with Banana. What, man!
Banana will banana, Single is Alone,
Tired means tired, Dead is dead! What, man? You didn't use a single
Bihari word in your dialogue. I used two, sir, what and man! Sir? Who do I run over? - Run over him.
- What do you think I am, a road? "I came so close to death." You watch such low-grade
disgusting movies? One never knows where
one's lust can take him. - Damn!
- Tell me something, boss. It is wrong to watch porn? What is wrong if I want some
self-gratification in the cold weather? I am not f
orcing anyone. Hmm? As a kid, you have to
face the stress of studies. As an adult, you have
to face the stress of a wife. You have to face the stress
of being roughed up by your enemy. Given the circumstances, if
someone wants to move to a corner, and relieve his stress in
five minutes, can't he even do that? There is no happy
ending in a goon's life. Pinky's calling. You eat something. No, boss. I am not hungry.
All the thrashing killed my hunger. Forget everything, Kaandi and just smile. Nothi
ng. We are just eating,
drinking, and having a good time. Boss, boss! It's Pinky. - Say something.
- Come on! Please, brother.
Say something at least. I love you. Damn it! Look. This wood factory is just a front. Remember I told you about
the smuggling of red sandalwood? Yes, I remember. That and all the bloodshed and
gross stuff also take place here. Then why did you stop the bike here? Let's go take a closer look. Let me repeat. All the bloodshed and gross
stuff also take place here. Let me re
peat myself as well.
Let's go take a closer look. - Come on.
- Damn it! Go slow, I am shooting. Good, you keeping shooting,
if we are caught he will shoot us. Keep your phone down. Oh no. Oh! Shit! A dead-end? For both, the road as well as us. He is still standing there. Be casual, don't panic. I told you, you took the wrong turn. - Right. I should always listen to you.
- Hey! - Hmm?
- Hey, wassup! Where are you guys going? - To a friend's place.
- To my aunt's place. Her friend... I'm friends w
ith her aunt. Her aunt is my friend. My aunt is his friend. Where does she stay? - Right...
- Left... - And then straight.
- Straight ahead. - Can we go?
- Sorry. Sorry, sorry. You must at awe looking
at my talent, right? It is what is it. - It's there.
- Yes. Right. But I have never
been too proud about it. I can turn you all into
actors in just one minute. With just a touch. Then why does he need to teach? He should just touch them and leave.
Right? Just a touch, hmm? Like this. Actor! Actor!
Actor! Star! Star! Star! Be it Marlon Brando or a Crazy Fool! You there, you find it funny, huh? You find it funny, huh? Stand up. Stand up. Attitude, look. That makeup on your face!
On your eyes and your nose... Bhavesh sir will do it in reality! What do you think
a teacher's job is, huh? Someone who punishes his
students and bears the consequences. Well said boss. An actor needs to
have a hunger to perform. Let me prove my point. We have a female mouse here
and a hungry male mouse here. Put a
bread here. Release the mouse. He won't go move towards the female.
He will run towards the bread. Now replace the bread with a cake. Release the mouse and he will run
towards the cake and not the female. Replace the cake with a biscuit. Release the mouse, and he will run towards
the biscuit and not the female. What does this prove? Hunger is a very powerful weapon. Teacher? You keep changing the food item. Yeah. What not change the female once? In my 20 years of a teaching career, this is the f
irst I have interacted
with such uncouth, stupid idiots. You are the worst actors
I have come across. You are like cow dung. - Myra?
- Yes, sir? Crowd. And you? Come here.
Come here, come. Won't you take your
teacher's blessings? Just a touch. Myra, click. Is this how you seek blessings? How is this my fault?
You only said, "just a touch". Decent touch. Not like this. Listen, you idiot,
today, is the first day of shooting. We often spit while
reciting our dialogues. It's natural. Like I pity you
. Say it. Repeat. I pity you.
Comments
Arshad Warsi was awesome in the film
That last thuk wala scene was epic 😃😃😃😃
Pankaj tripaathi ji can easily play babu rao roll in hera pheri upcoming sequence
5:52 what a funny and nice picture 😄
Enjoyed this movie throughout
Last wala badhiya tha 😂
Akshay Kumar and pankaj tripathi 🔥🔥
Akshay sir 🙏 🙌 👏 👌 ❤️
Isme akshay aab tk ka best look laga thaa ♥️♥️❣️
Akshay kumar acting superb
Kriti was lovely during the whole film ✨💖
just a touch aey 🤣🤣🤣🙈
This movie is full of entertainment,
2:43 pushpa inke dealer h
Chuyia badalke dekho. Epic dialog
Akshay carry this movie solo...but legendary director ne maar di movie ki... Puri movie raw hoti to better hota...
I love you reply was epic 😂😂
Akshay is looking like Gerard Butler in the thumbnail 😅
Pankaj tripathi really disappoint us in such types of role. He has his standard and it should be maintained.
Monday To Sunday, Bachchan Pandey 🔥