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Holmes and Moriarty - together at last! From the makers of...well, take your pick... Satirical political comedy sketch from the comedian Matt Green. See me live on tour in 2024 - Book your tickets now! https://www.livenation.co.uk/artist-matt-green-1421297 2024 Tour Schedule 3 Feb Cardiff Chapter Arts - SOLD OUT 8 Feb Guildford G Live - LAST FEW 9 Feb Birmingham Glee Club - LAST FEW 10 Feb Leicester The Y Theatre 15 Feb Brighton The Forge 16 Feb Taunton Tacchi Morris Arts Centre 22 Feb Newcastle Stand 23 Feb Salford The Lowry - SOLD OUT 24 Feb Glasgow Stand 25 Feb Edinburgh Stand 29 Feb Bath Comedy Festival 1 Mar London 21 Soho 2 Mar Cambridge Junction - LAST FEW New venues coming soon! Join my mailing list for early access to live shows and more! http://eepurl.com/dzEicb Follow me on Twitter! http://www.twitter.com/mattgreencomedy For more information see http://www.mattgreencomedy.com To support me and to find exclusive content go to http://www.ko-fi.com/mattgreencomedy Get a personalised funny video message from me at https://ko-fi.com/mattgreencomedy/commissions

Matt Green Comedy

5 months ago

they were the greatest of foes and each other's nemesis Watson this horrific crime Bears all the Hallmarks of my greatest enemy Moriarty you foiled my plots for the last time homes where next we meet only one of us will walk away but now they've been brought together in their most compelling Adventure yet a podcast so what's been happening in crime this week I've got a very good question from a listener here Mrs Hudson all estrad good one uh I suppose it depends on what else is on the desert isl
and contrary to popular belief I'm not actually Irish although I do enjoy a good Guinness who doesn't sure my enormous criminal Enterprise may have led to a few deaths but who's to say they wouldn't have died anyway hmm hmm let me just push back on that gently very good very good what about criminals these days though no sense of style or class and don't get me started on the detectives eh I bet none of them could write a best-selling book of 10 best-selling books but who's counting touche you k
now I was quite angry with you at the time but uh with the benefit of hindsight I can sort of see you had a bit of a point ditto did you really think you'd get away with that one well I'm sitting here chatting to you and not in jails uh in a way I did didn't I okay that's our time I think we'll have to leave it there see you next week love you Daddy what nothing foreign foreign

Comments

@roderickmain9697

Very good. Looking out for more in the same vein (as Dracula said to his victim)

@Demun1649

That is pure, "Out of the Box" originality. Seems like Moriarty is going senile, maybe many years before, calling Sherlock, "Daddy"! He wishes. He never actually knew his real daddy, and hated everyone who did know theirs.

@piccalillipit9211

I see THE REST IS POLITICS gets a thorough arse spanking, which Rory would love as he went to Eton...

@rosemarystewart7405

Love it! Very original but clever as always. 😂

@mochynddu723

"Love you, Daddy" - I'm gone! 🤣

@bahialynch3037

Was having a terrible time and then came your video 😂 thank you

@somecontrol268

Very neat the way “my enormous criminal enterprise may have led to a few deaths” lends itself to more than one interpretation, but I’d say the Austerity project fits that description perfectly.

@QALibrary

I can not understand why Matt YouTube channel not passed 100,000 subs! What’s is up with people not following and subscribing etc

@mityaboy4639

Oh Matt! Now i want to listen to this podcast! Just one word: "Discombobulate" well done :)

@sd8974

I wondered where that was going...I was expecting Alasdair Beckett-King to pop up any second! 😂

@vivienclogger

I'll have you know that I adore Rory Stewart, even though he is a Tory. I'm going to assume that he's the Homes to Campbell's Moriarty. 😊

@nickjanczak9665

In a nutshell, hammer on the nail, bullseye, spot on, goal and in only 1 minute and 33 seconds!

@sandrafrancis3631

Good one! They would have died anyway....let me push back gently on that one😂

@user-dh7gp9hu4w

Thanks Matt, on the "Ball" as ever

@Sofus.

Next week Sherlock Holmes and Miss piggy terrific adventure 🎼

@cook1e2000robturnerxG

The Iraq war and Moriarty comparison is very smart

@TheEvertw

Matt is always good for a laugh. Or two. Or 15.

@FakeSchrodingersCat

One point Watson wrote the books, not Holmes.

@sgw8903

Ah yes, podcasts. How to condense 45 mins of just about interesting enough content into a 12 part 6 hour broadcast!

@JohnCremboz

Oh Ed's Balls dropped? Thanks for reminding me!