man this place isn't incredible you must be rich thanks I just got a really good deal did you hear that nope what is that I didn't hear anything okay yeah that one I heard what's going on look my house is haunted it's like haunted ish what used to be the home of a doctor and his wife in the 20s he used to perform unnecessary surgeries on his patients in the basement but did you see the backyard there's a stone patio maybe we shouldn't I don't think well there's like ghosts and screaming yeah and
like an awesome kitchen nook you have nooks and crannies my bra just came off under my dress I think doesn't touch my plate what was that the doctor's wife went insane and killed him in herself because he experimented on their newborn baby speaking of which I am down to experiment how could you live like this have you seen the size of this place for what I'm paying I would gladly live with like a hundred ghosts and a haunted doll speaking of which don't touch that doll but you can touch me anyw
ay that's my ex Carl he's possessed but don't worry he can't commit I put salt all around the house what is that a thing don't worry there's no salt around here so you can come in and out and in and uh huh okay well that is one heck of a line but I need to go why don't you stop worrying about the monster under the bed and start worrying about the monster in here [Applause] all right I get it let's go downstairs and call you a cab you can leave would you just give this to me no wait hang on hang
on hang on look I really like you you're super hot I want to do this just give me a second okay where were we someone was about to get slimed cool [Music]
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