SIDEMEN $100,000 ANCIENT VS FUTURISTIC HOLIDAY

- Two destinations, two very different experiences. This is Sidemen, ancient versus futuristic holiday. [intense electronic music] - Come on! - Ah! - Whoa, whoa. - Our ancient team will be flying to Italy and visiting the city of Pompeii, which was buried under volcanic ash in an eruption that happened in 79 AD. And our futuristic team will be flying to Japan and going to Tokyo, which is one of the most technologically advanced cities in the world. [electronic pulsing] Okay, we are the future. W

e have arrived in Tokyo. We're going to see everything there is to see. Let's go! - I'm so excited. - Let's go to the hotel. [Tobi giggles] [futuristic electronic music] - Whoa! - Crazy, man! - Whoa, we're back in the past! Where are we? - Italy I think. - It looks like Italy. - That's Mount Vesuvius over there! My golly. - Must be near Pompeii! - We dunno what we're doing, but there's stray dogs everywhere. There's a horse. - There's also a chariot. - There is a chariot. I'm excited, man, I'm e

xcited. - Eh. We also have no microphone. - Our cameraman just missed his flight so we have no costumes and we have no microphones. - Whereas here in the future, there's no lack of fancy equipment. - Whoa. - We are sleeping in pods. - I've seen videos on this. - Wait, not It's a sleep lab. It's not just a- - Is this our- - It's not just a capsule hotel. - You had to make it science-based, didn't you! - It's gonna track our stats so we can see who has the most powerful sleep. Let's go! - It looks

like one of them scanner things you get in a hospital. - MRI. - That's the one. - No, it's actually a cryo chamber. I'm gonna freeze you guys and then I'm gonna rule the Sidemen. - Take the Sidemen dividends. [all laugh] - Welcome to Japan. And you guys have the fourth floor all by yourself, so you can do anything you want. But don't make, don't stomp- - Within reason! - You can obviously speak, but not too loud. - I'm so glad JJ's not here. I feel like we're already too loud. - We analyse your

, how you're sleeping. - So if I see your heart rate going up... [all laughing] - Chill out, bro. - I dunno what height I am. - 6'2" tall. - tall. [Tobi panting] - This is us. - Fourth floor. - Are you all right Tobi? - Nope. - I thought Tobi was a fit guy, you know? - I'm, really not. - He ain't had enough sugar today. - Ain't had enough booty. - It says, "Please note that male performers and film crews will be using the fourth floor today." - Yes we are male performers, come on! Magic Vik! - W

ait, you snore. - Yeah. - Kon snores. - Kon, you have to go on the other side of the whole... - No, we have them assigned. - It is really bad, yeah. I might, uh, stop breathing in my sleep one day. They don't care. - Centuries previously, the boys had their own special treatment. [exotic instrumental music] - Are we in someone's yard? What's going on? - All right? Oh [indistinct]. - Cheers. - Ooh, fresh out the earth out in the back garden! [JJ laughs] - Ooh! I do actually really like it, I thin

k it's really nice. - You like alcohol, lad. You pour a vodka like this, lad, and go, "Ooh yeah, yeah. That's class!" - I can appreciate the taste of a, of a, of a freshly squeezed grape. - For some reason, I really don't like the idea of the ones on the floor. I don't know. - You're not on the floor, are you? - What you think you're above me? You think you're above me? - I'm literally sleeping on you. Oh wait, that's mad. This is all right, look at this! I'm living. [Vik laughs] there aren't ma

ny perks to being a small human but sleeping on aeroplanes and in sleep capsules, that is when it's good to be a smaller human. [light switch clicks] Geez, it's lit in here! - Who said you can get in with me? Get out, get out! - I'm coming! - What was- - How do you sleep? - You know the... - You're the little spoon? - You put your leg over and just like... No guy ever wants to admit it but you put your leg over like this. - It feels nice 'cause the air is hitting your butt hole. - A little bit,

yeah. But no guy ever wants to admit that they sleep like that. Tonight, I'm sleeping like this. - You look like Dracula. [Simon laughs] Whoa whoa, bro. Whoa. After the sleeping position I was just doing, I don't know if we can do this! - Stop, stop, stop! No! - You don't wanna know, mate. - It's mad, it's mad in there bro. - Tobi, my pants! - Why, why are you guys so sweaty? - Tobi why are my pants off? - Oh my god. - Now the boys in Italy prepare for riding a different type of stallion. - We m

ight as well get this jug gone, no? - But I don't want you guys to be too drunk. - Jesus Christ. - For when you're riding this horse. - That's how you poured my first one. - He, look, he wants some. - I don't mind. Boys, you go ahead. I've got a horse to ride. - Did you just play a sound clip of horses riding? - No, I'm looking at gaining control of a runaway horse. [all laugh] I'm honestly, that's the thing I'm shook about the most. - Yeah, it running off. - It won't. - But it, why won't it? Li

ke, it could easily do it. - How did we know that we could ride horses? - We just saw 'em, man. - Got on their backs one day and they said, "f*ck it-" - So have we done that to every animal? - I think so. - Yes. - We've tried. - I think cows might have had a jump on, but cow's didn't run. - That's it? - Cow's got too much willpower. They knew what they was made for. Steaks. - Okay, now we really look like we're out here in the future. There's so much stimulation, there's so much going on. - So t

his is how it feels, huh? f*ck me those lights are bright boy - So bright. [intense hip hop music] There was someone taller than me! - It's so bright, I feel like I've been flash banged. Do we need to get a credit? Should we try and win something? - I'm not gonna lie, I don't want anything in here. [Simon laughs] - You don't want one of these? - No. - Tobi wants one of these. - Yo, chill out man! - I've seen the James May clip where he rides the horse for the first time and he breaks his back. -

He breaks his back? - Yeah, in Top Gear. - Why are we doing this to ourselves? - Al dente. - Oh, is it? - You didn't see that, did you? - Man's on a 1,400 chain. [powering up sound effect] Bro, what? - That was mad. - We are not the same. - Bro, his girlfriend is a lucky woman. Here we go, Vik's back in Omnia. - Vik you're pressing the wrong ones! - Oh wait, there are so many. - Hit the white and black. - This is difficult. [Ethan cackles] [exotic instrumental music] - Crazy. I don't know if th

is happened in history. - Yeah. - What, a black Roman? - Oh maybe not, but... - It doesn't look right actually, He's made a good point here. - Oh, we gotta buy some. [gasps] It's Pokemon. Ooh. - Well that's not one of them. - Execute. Ex, Exeggutor. And we also got... What the, who the, what's that? Wait there's one more, there's one more. - That's so dead. - Look, that's holographic, it's a holo. - No it's, that's- - Holo Exeggutor. - It's trash. - Trash bag. - Randy would be upset. - You know,

it just looks like something you use to mop up the floor. I wonder why they added the hair? It must be to clean things. You kill and clean. - Do I look good? - Hmm. - You look like one of those emperors that was [indistinct]. - . Oy you look awful. [Ethan laughs] - They call me Julius Syndrome. [All laughing] - Now that is a gorgeous helmet. - Are you sure, lads? - Yeah, you look good, man. - Thanks. - It's a carrot, that. - Carrot! - Can you stop! - No, no, no, that's a good shot to get that.

[JJ and Ethan laughing] - I turn my head, it gets stuck on the roof! - It's a carrot! [laughs] - I got a carrot on my head, what do you want me to do? - Mate, I'm cleaning the inside of this car mate. [crosstalk] - Look how dirty his broom is. - His broom has just done the restaurant that we ate in. - Look at JJ's steady cam! [Josh and JJ laughing] You just smacked me in the face with a camera! - Brian can't get up. - Oh, is it, is it... - Oh, it's actually stuck, bro? - Should we get out? [Etha

n laughs] - Yes! - I did nothing there. [all laughing] - Shut up, Vik. Some of us are trying to sleep. - You do look like you're in an MRI. - First night's sleep in Japan. - Oh, what's that? It's a Roman pissing. Oh wait, there's two Romans pissing! What are the chances, seeing two Romans pissing on a mountain? - Mate, this is the most ancient you could get. - To be fair, there's no toilet I guess so they are being very ancient right now. - Yeah. - Hopefully the boys in Japan are using like a mo

dern toilet that cleans your bum. - Oh, they've got bum jets! - I mean, you haven't got a microphone mate, so I can't hear you. - They've got bum jets! [Josh laughs] - It is the morning. I don't think I got the right amount of sleep for this thing to track my data. The other boys have gone to shower and then when they're done, I'll go and join. Join? Not join, not joining them in the shower. Hey, stop that. Stop, stop that. - All right, we are awake after our night in the pod, my data was record

ed. I'm gonna pop it up on screen here so you can see me, Simon, and Tobi's sleep stats. While we spent our first night in the sleep tracking pods, the ancient team is preparing to figure out how to ride some very real horses. - First time on a horse? - Yes. [playful instrumental music] I can do that. - One, two, three. Go, go, go, go, go, go. Okay. - Do you know how to ride? - No. Whoa, whoa, whoa. - Okay. Stop, "whoa." - Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa! - Okay. - We've flown 14 hours across the world,

we're going to McDonald's. - McDonald's in Japan! I see this stuff in England, I wanna see something new. - Bacon, egg griddy. - What about those? You haven't seen those. - There's a griddy? There's a griddy, where's the griddy. Can I get a sausage, egg and cheese McGriddle please? Do we come back afterwards, 'cause it's breakfast menu right now? - I wants a Samurai Mac. - Yeah, we've gotta try the Samurai Mac. Okay, we'll be back. - We got a matcha frappe and a McGriddle. Kon, stop watching me.

Kon! - Bite into the f*cking burger, bruv. - What? - Sorry, sorry. - Don't swear at me! - He's living vicariously through you. And then he's gonna rub your belly as well afterwards. - It's the combination of sweet and savoury, bro. This is the stuff of dreams. I'll give this a 9.5 out 10. - Woo! - I hope the dogs smell it on you and eat you. [Vik laughs] - I've never ridden a horse like this. So apparently all I have to do is just hold on to this thing and it'll just go by itself. Oh! [man spea

ks Italian] Well I've never done this in my life. [man speaks Italian] Ah no. [chariot rumbling] Bro! - This is scary, but I'm liking it. - I am the king, and I am a king. I have the confidence, I'm relaxed, I'm a king. - Bro, I... I dunno about this. I don't know about this. [JJ groans] - First activity, guys. - Yes? - Doge. Some might say. - Is that the future? - Some might... No doge coin is definitely- - Put all your money in doge coin if that's it. If it's the future, put all your money in.

- Definitely not. But there's a cafe- - Okay? - with some doge. - Dog cafe? - Yes. [Tobi giggles] - Do you feel comfortable here? - I don't feel alien. - This is not for me, but I made friends with my friend, my horse. Cornelius Dingleberry. No, whoa big fella! Whoa, whoa, whoa. Welcome to Sidemen Channel, you're famous now. [Ethan giggles] - We going down there? - Yes. - Are you sure? - That's not safe! - Whoa! Whoa! - Whatever is happening there is not safe. [chariot rumbling] [JJ shouting] [

Harry laughs] - Jesus Christ! - He's honestly more at risk in that thing than he is on the horse. How you feeling, Josh? - Yeah, I'm a, I'm a king back here, I'm all right. - Yes! We have no mic, so I have no idea what Josh said but I'm gonna assume he said he likes children. - Am I gonna be covered in dog hair? - Probably. - Ah sugar. [laidback electronic music] - Oh my! - There is a very strong dog smell. - Yeah. They can smell Ralph. They can smell Ralph [crosstalk]. "Ay, you smell of the Eng

lish dog." - Just came to chill with the boys, not the dogs. - Hi, there. - You just wanna smell me? - That's my penis. [Tobi laughs] - You want him to go, yeah? You can just give him like two taps to his belly. - With my feet? - With your heel. - Oh, it worked! Well, how do I stop him? - Pull both. - Pull both. - No, no, no. That's a rock. - Turn it, turn it! - This way, this way, this way. - Turn him! - Yeah, yeah. I'm trying. No, he- - Pull, pull. - I'm pulling his f*cking head, man! He's not

having it, what about this way? No, he wants to eat. - Yeah, Harry's literally facing backwards. - Go on [indistinct]. Whoa, big fella! Whoa, whoa, whoa. - Oh, I like the white one. Look at the white one! - This is really making me realise how much of a crack head my dog is. These lot, they're just chilling. If my dog sees anything moving, he has to bite it. D'ya know what, it's probably 'cause they're Japanese. They're much more respectful. - I got on a plane this morning, I didn't expect to b

e riding a horse wearing a carrot top hat. We're about to attack someone. We're attacking Beta Squad down the road. Is that Beta Squad ahead? We must go, send the army! - Your horse is [censored] man. - Mine? - Your horse is sh*t. - Mine does what it says. - Nah my horse is, he's built like a brick [censored] house, this guy. - Yours is getting pushed about, though. - My horse will f*ck your horse, man. - How about I'm gonna [censored] you later? - What's on my leg, why you licking it? Yeah, no,

you like my leg. Oh, okay. Don't go higher! [toy squeaks] You interrupted our romance! This one's my favourite. - What's his favourite snack? - b*tches. - If I lie down, will they come and kiss me? [Konstantin kissing] No! [laughs] [Tobi giggles] - I used to be able to do like four or five poos in one handful. - Yeah. - Mushu's poos now are... - Say these ones are twins? - One poo, one hand. - Sounds like a mad video, you know? - One poo, one hand! - This is way more mature than you expected it

to be, innit? You expected chaos. But the Sidemen don't bring chaos, we bring calm. - Cut to the other team now! - I'm on a horse, mother [censored] Take a look at me! f*ck a horse- - No. - a car, I'm on a horse. [indistinct]. - Yes, come on! - I'll f*ck a horse. - Geezer, you've got a tongue and a half, you do. Fair dues. - Vik, I think he wants to kiss you. Are you gonna make a move or shall I? - Boop. Boop. - Do you want to boop someone's nose? [all laugh] - You didn't say, "Boop." - Me and

Cornelius have bonded now. Look at us, man. Front of the pack. - Oh my God. Ah my eyes, my nose. I think I've got a horse allergy. Jesus Christ. - Ethan, Ethan, Ethan. - You already know, brother. [indistinct]. [metallic boom] Or maybe not. Goodbye, I will come back one day and steal you. I will bring you to my country. You can replace Talia. - I'm still here. - Can we delete that? - Bro my eyes, my sinuses are f*cked. - You are looking a bit swollen. - Do I look f*cked? - Let me have a gander a

t you. - Do I look bad? Yeah, bro. I didn't know I was allergic to horses. Ugh. - We're gonna be so beautiful! [upbeat pop music] Look at you! [Tobi laughs] - It's actually quite terrifying! - This is actually really sick. - It's coming Rome. - Well it came. - And we'll come again. - I feel like the next Euros, it's us. - I think it was our time to win it, we're at Wembley like- - Nah nah, man. Look at the players that we've got now, man. Saka, Rashford, you know, in form. - Penalty bottlers, th

at's what they are. [JJ laughs] - We are at Henn na Hotel. [creepy instrumental music] - I hear that robots check you in. They check you out and then they check you in. - You getting checked out by a robot? My guy! - It's the future, bro. It's the future. [Tobi laughs] - Oh my God, bro. Oh, that's freaky. - Please scan your passport. - Did you see her talk to me? That's W rizz right there. Ah! - My passport's in my bag. Oh, the blink. - Henn na Hotel. - Tobi she eyeing you up, bro. - Tobi rizzin

g up the AI. - What's your name, though? She don't want to chat to me today, innit. Listen, I'm not your type. It's all right, it's all good. - Yes now, ladies and gentlemen. we've got a bit of March madness here for you on Sidemen Clothing. There's up to 60% off Sidemen Merch for one week only starting today. This is running on the UK and USA store so we've got you all covered. Get over to sidemenclothing.com and get yourself a March madness bargain this week. Bosh. - After having mastered thei

r noble steeds, the ancient team is about to further their cultural experience in the only way they know how to. - Cheers to the mountain gods. - Cheers. - Yep, Vesuvius. - Is there water? - Are we necking it or is it tasting? [JJ laughs] - It's inside the chicken? - Water in the chicken? - There's John. He's walking up by the vineyard. - No he isn't. - Oh my God. [Ethan laughs] f*cking hell, you are outrageous! - Welcome to my crib. - Wow. - It's a room. [Vik and Tobi laugh] - What's this? - LG

ironing system. - It's an LG Styler, bro. - Wait, does it like steam your clothes for you or something? - Yeah. - That's pretty sick. - Let's check out the bed firmness. - That was nuts. You bent over in front of me there, That was nuts. - Get off my bed. - Who wants some nuts? - What? stop. - We're gonna go for sushi in a little bit. - So what, I can have a nap? What time is sushi? - Two. - Oh no. - So yeah, you could have an hour. - Why is this [censored] so f*cking hard? - Josh is going 12 r

ounds with the bread, get him on Misfits versus bread. Josh versus gluten! - Do you ever feel emasculated that bread defeats you? - Not really. It doesn't defeat me. - Bread defeats me and you, Bob. We're allergic to gluten. - How do you feel about that? [JJ laughs] - Quite emasculated, to be honest! - Yeah you gotta bring energy now, bro. You've had a nap. - Sushi! - He just lipsed the lens! - Like he lipses girls on the daily! We are about to get a sushi delivered to us on a bullet train. - We

order on there and then... - Then the train arrives. - Oh it's a little tiny train! - Yeah, what did you think? - I thought you might be getting on a train to eat sushi. I'm really tired as well, don't look at me like that. At least I'm bringing the energy. - Yeah, where's your energy at? - You stay bts, yeah? They don't wanna hear you. - Oy, that was- - Sidemen right there. - Put them down, let's enjoy it. - . - I'd do it again! - The issue is you neck it, right, and another one appears out of

nowhere. - We've paid for it, haven't we? [Ethan laughs] - Cheers to the mountain god. - Cheers to the mountain god, please don't erupt today. [wine pouring] - See I told you, it's filled again. - Oh boy. I'm a responsible adult now days, I've got a family to care for. - Not right now you don't. - I feel so bad. If they sent me a message, "Baby didn't sleep tonight, I'm having the f*cking worst day from hell." - Cheers to that. - No! He's gonna turn into a rude one soon, he's gonna start callin

g people names. - I promise I'm better now. I actually am, I've turned a page. - What do you reckon it was that made you like that? - I think my inner [censored] probably. [all laugh] - Is this the order? - No it said your order has arrived. - Oh! The train's arrived! - Bro, interrupting my order to bring you your order. Dispatched top lane. You're holding up my order here! - That was really fast. - Well it's the bullet train, it's the fastest train in the world. - Can I press dispatch top lane?

- Yes. - Bye! - That's so cool. Did you see the table up there? [laughs] - If I was Italian I would be so, so fat. - I'd be huge. I would be... - Bread, pasta... - Pizza, pasta, ice cream. - But [indistinct] you see Italians and they're like chiselled and they're like... - I'd be happy. - Thinking about Papa John now? [all laugh] [Ethan clucking] I like the size of the water glass compared to the wine. Would it be weird to neck another one? - Do we have anything after this? - Just wine tasting.

- Oh sick. - I'm not gonna have any more bread because I feel like I am... - I'm gonna sh*t myself! [laughs] - My juice! - Oh my goodness. There's an apple juice robot. - Hang on, now I'm ordering a drink. - It's for me! - Where did you order a drink? Oh, desserts and drinks. - It's going away, look! - It's going home, look it says on the back. - She got a fat back. Oh now you've perked up, have you? - These will never survive in London, I'm telling you now. - "I said no onions!" [Tobi laughs]

- This is good. - Yeah, it's good sushi. - Smells like we're in Japan. [Konstantin laughs] I just wanted the meat anyway. - Simon don't play around. He only likes the meat. - Okay, I'm gonna spin a wheel. [Ethan laughs] - Whoever it lands on has to down all their drinks. Put in all the colours too. - If it lands on you, what do you do? - No you've got to suck that eggplant. You've got to pick the eggplant up and then uck the other end. - You gotta lift it up. - You just gotta suck the other end

[laughs]. - Okay, KSI eggplant fiasco. Tap to spin, here we go. Wow. - It's a Harry red. - So essentially we're all doing it. - Yeah, pass it on. - Wait, what the f*ck? - Now it's red so I'll pass it on, I will now spin the wheel. Ethan red, it's on to you. - Cheers, mountain. - Wait so when does it end? - It doesn't. - I'm spinning it again. - Josh red to me. [All laughing] - I've removed it. I will now spin the wheel again. Oh my god, oh my god. - Oh you won't believe it. It's a KSI eggplant f

iasco! - Get in there! - Oh you want something sexual? Okay. - Yeah, I want him to suck that. [racy instrumental music] [Ethan laughs] - All the way, all the way. All down you, all of it. - Keep ucking it! You big boy! [laughs] - Eye contact, come on. [JJ retching] - Oh no! No it's not bad at all, it's fine! - It's disgust- - Even in centuries ahead, we still haven't perfected food. - We've ordered you something to try, recommended. - If it's got tentacles, I'm not involved. - Well, it's not got

fish on it. [foreboding instrumental music] - Nah, that doesn't look, that doesn't look... What's that? - What is it? - I'll have one with you. - Beans? - Shall we have one each? - It's a fermented bean. - Ferment- - Fermented beans? - No there's something in that. - Come on, come on. You've got to try it. We've got to try it. - If there's fish in it I'll be ill. - No there's no fish at all. - Cheers bro. - Cheers. - Nice. [foreboding instrumental music escalates] - That is messy. - Out of 10?

- That's disgusting. That is really disgusting. - It said fermented. As soon as it said fermented, I said no! [laughs] Hey, hey. Please, please. - That's disgusting. - I really didn't, I'm crying. - Three, two, one, go! [intense instrumental music] [both shouting] what is going on? - We're both full of wine! I don't feel too good. - I think Ethan's got gout. - My head is killing me. That was not good. - Have some, drink some water as well. - Oh god, I think I'm gonna have an aneurism. [all laugh

ing] - It kind of tasted like vomit. - Kon you wanna try it? - I'll try it. - Look at this, I've zoomed in. [tense instrumental music] - I respect you for this. Ooh did you see that little stringy bit? - Yeah! It's, it's... - No stop, you're making me sick. [Simon and Vik laughing] No don't, you're actually making me sick. Oh Kon! [Vik laughs] Done. - See? It wasn't that bad. - Don't know what the fuss is about. - Let's look at some wine. - Wine! The golden hour's about to hit different. - Hit d

iffy. - Hit diffy! - I'm a Lego, got a stiffy. - You don't wanna see your horse's stiffy, way too biggy! - . - Is it just gonna be grapes? - They're so passionate about it, it must mean something. There must be something. If there's one thing we need today, it's more wine. - Yeah, six feet under! - Don't have to worry about the barbed wire, do you know why? [sneezes] - Because you sneeze? [Ethan spits] - Oh he's spitting it out. Right on the crops! Someone's having a bottle of wine with Ethan's

spit in it eventually. - They store the olive oil in there apparently. - That's cool, that. - Do you know what they call people that, like, farm grapes? - What? - Grapists. [Josh and Ethan laughs] - What do they keep in there then? Victims? That's bad, I shouldn't say that. [laughs] - Talia, have you tried it? Do you want to try the other half? - It's not that bad. - You nearly threw up! - Kon you can't talk. - It's the texture. - Kon you can't talk, you had the worst time out of all of us. - It

's just too slimy. - I like it! - Ah. - Oh! - Oop! - But then the second time you eat, you're gonna be addicted. - I don't know. - Well she's mugged us all off. She's made us look like... - She's just like, "Yeah I don't really like it." - Delete that footage. - Drop a throwback on them real quick. - Yeah, go on. ♪ - At night, I think of you. ♪ ♪ [Both] I want to be your lady. ♪ - You have to peel the head as well. [laughs] - Welcome to the wine club. 100% Aglianico red grape, 12% alcohol conten

t. - Ooh! Oh with the sun in the background, what a time to be alive. - Why you not eating that one? - I don't like the look of that texture. That texture would make me sick. - It's fine, it kind of just pops in your mouth. - Texture is different for different people, Kon. - Pops in your mouth. - That sh*t would be busting in my mouth. - Stop saying that bro! - That was crazy. - Can I come on more trips? [laughs] - Honestly, no! - The bottles are put under those numbers and once they have been f

illed up then we transfer into the second machine which labels them. And we are used to- - I feel sick. [Ethan burps] Oh. - Are you all right? Oh god. - That [indistinct]. - Oh wow, the barrels! This one, is it full with wine? - Yes. - Oh wow. Can I go over there? Panoramic. - That's what I'm doing. - Well Ethan's not getting any thinner, but we're about to go off to dinner! Boom! Ah! - Having finished torturing the crew, we are now looking for some technological marvels. We are in the tech dist

rict now. We've got the Ikea tent. - Is that what it is? - It could be, I don't think it is. - I believed you. And then there is a giant robot. - Wham. - You know Tobi said he was gonna bring the energy once he'd had his nap? - He's just had another nap. - He's having another nap. - After a small break, the ancient team is about to go and get up to some more Roman degeneracy. - Cal the Dragon, Cal the Dragon! - Where are we, where are we? - We are at "Caupona." - Caupona! - Pompeii restaurant. -

About to yam some food bro! - We've had so much food. - About to eat lava. - More cheese, more meat, it's more bread. [JJ laughs] How about that! - I feel like this is a spa. - Shall we get naked? - What? [laughs] - Lift me. Lift me. My hero. - How do you feel about that? [Talia laughs] - Ah! Why was it so much easier? Oh, I mean, it's obvious. But put me down! Ah! - We are here at Miraikan and there's robots and stuff. Future. Let's go. [Tobi laughs] - Ready, throw him up. Three, two, one. - O

w! Ow, ow. [Ethan laughs] [all exclaim] - What time do you call this, mate? - I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry. [all cheer] - We've got mics! - Tuna. - Tuna! - Thank you. - Oh I tell you what, I love a tuna. Oh wow. [noisy crunching] - That had a crunch to it I was not expecting. - What do you rate the food? - Three. - Yeah, I think this is a stinker, bro. - Let's stop being privileged, this is meant to be a f*cking sh*t meal because we're in the 1800s. - Yeah that's true! - All right? Let's stop bein

g privileged. - I'm not, I'm eating it. I'm enjoying it. - Nah, nah. It sucks but I get it. - I know you're enjoying it, it's good. It's good food, man. - Nah I, I don't like olives, I don't like cucumber. - But it's like- - I literally don't, it's very ironic, yes. - I get it. - Oh well done. - Because his daughter's called Olive. - Oh really? - Yeah. - It's 2023 by the way. - So you don't like olive, but you named your daughter after... [laughs] - This is the Japanese version of Simon Says. -

Simon says hands up. Hands down. Touch your head. Simon says put your hands on your head. Simon says shake your head. Simon says put your hands down. Put your hands up. Put your hands down. Keep your hands down. [buzzer] - Ah, wait, wait, wait! What am I meant to do? That's not fair. - Are you breaking up? - He Simon Says'd me. - My name for a girl is really awful to try and like... Olive Payne. - If you have a boy, what are you naming him? - Back. - Back. [JJ laughs] - Or window. - Cervical. [J

J laughs] - Cervical is a bit deep. - Yeah, I'd say Window or Back. - Yeah I mean that's bants for life. - Or Max. - Olajide. [all laughing] - Olajide Payne. - . You're not Olajide? You look a bit different than I imagined, first day of school. - You could call them Tyrone or something. [Ethan and JJ laugh] - No Simon, I'll go to sleep. - Whoa. - Oh sugar. - Oh whoa, whoa. Okay. Hey look, that's the UK. - Where? Oh I see it. En-ger-land! - This is what we call a Tobi seat. - Yeah! Tobi is about

to have his fourth Maccy of the day. - That one is what we call a Tobi seat. - Get off my back! You wanna take digs? I'll take digs. - You tryna get on my back? What's going on? - Your front. - You're trying to get on my front? [Tobi laughs] That's nasty, man! - What is this? - This is ricotta of sheep, sweetened with honey. - This might be the nicest thing... - I think this is up there. - Today. - She's bussin'! - Mm, okay this has made my day. - Do you reckon they got bag out here? [laughs] I'

m just really intrigued! Surely like Napoli fans are on the packet. Ancient bag. What do you reckon ancient bag's like? - When was cocaine invented? - Google, when was cocaine invented? - Um, okay. [all laughing] What's your guess? What's your guess? - No way. [cutlery rattling] [JJ laughs] - What happened? Is it here? - Oh my god. - What was your aim? - You know when like, have you seen McGregor do it? McGregor's done it when- - When he puts out a candle? - You know the flame, jabbing. - You ai

n't him, boss! - Are these all the people that went to space in this year? Look how many people they used to send up, we used to be diffy. - How many of them made it back? - I don't know, hopefully a couple. - A couple out of all of that? You're supposed to say hopefully all of them! [laughs] - That's Wayne Rooney! That's Andrew Tate. - Wait, wait. Shall we see if we can find our mate? Sergei Volkov. Wait, I've found him! Oy, oy this is, this is sick. That's our man right there. - That's him! -

I'm gonna add in a clip here. We went on a zero-gravity flight with Sergei Volkov. - How many times have you done this? - Not a lot, friend. I've done it maybe five, six times. But then, half a year of weightlessness. - Sergei! - That's our guy. [epic instrumental music] - He's there again! - Is he? - It's morphing from an ugly cat to an even uglier cat. Just big cats. We're about to meet Tobi's future wife. - What? - Yo, her hands are going wild. - Innit. - I like your wife. - She looks Italian

. - They call her Handy Mandy. Androids? No thanks, I'll wait for the Apple model. - This is Vik when he's enjoying a video. [Vik laughs] - Hello there, welcome to my room tour. Look at this! What is going on? Oh my days! This is a serious room, you know. My bed is there. I'd rather a smaller room, this is just creepy. Anyway, so there's my bed. Over here we've got a TV, we've got another TV for some reason. Hello. Le bathroom. Sink, bath, shower. This is nuts. - My room's worse than everyone el

ses. They've all got like a really cool ceiling, I have normal ceiling. THey've got really cool floors, I've got, eh, kind of cool floors. Got me bed. My little mini fridge, we take that. That's a dub at least. This isn't very ancient, just having a TV and wifi. Me. Got a little, like, lighthouse? Or just part of a castle. Bathroom. Not too shabby. - Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my room. This is it, very grand. It's got a bed, window, bathroom. Yeah, this is what I'm working with, man. This

is, it's definitely a room. Definitely an old room. I hate these type of rooms, I can't lie man. Creeps me out. There's just something eerie about it, I just know some mad ting has been happening in here. [foreboding instrumental music] All I'm gonna do is have a wank and sleep. [laughs] - Right I'm going into the booth to drop some, drop some heat on them. - Hey girl. - Hey guys, it's me, Vikkstar123. - Why has he done that? [Simon and Vik laugh] you killed any sort of erection I might have. I

don't like that you're here! [Talia laughs] I need a hot woman's voice. - Hey Simon. - Oh that's it, say something else. - . - Tobi you need to meet my friend! - I don't like it, you don't have any female friends. - Tobi, ask me a question? - Are you a man? - Oop, she shook her head. - She looked confused. - Susan, do you wanna marry this man. - What are you looking at? Where are your eyes going? Hey, hey! - She's checking you out! [Vik laughs] - Vik, stop checking me out bro. - Quite a manly la

ugh. - Be sad, pull a sad face. [tense electronic music] [Tobi gasps] - Oh, you actually- - That's quite crazy. - That's the closest we're gonna get to Tobi doing 20 versus 1. - Stop! - Tobi versus 1! Hi Simon. - Hi! - I'm here to you left. Oh okay! Oh, that is- - I told you it's terrifying. - That is uncanny. - You thought I was joking. - I see you! - Yeah that is deeply, deeply terrifying. - Look at how sexy I am! Stand up. - I'm gonna go now, I'm gonna go. - Take your pants off! [Tobi and Vik

laughing] - Whoa! - Buongiorno! - That sleep was terrible. - Yeah! - Today we're gonna be sword fighting apparently. - Okay. - We're going to Pompeii. - We're going to be enjoying Pompeii-ing things. That's all I've got bro. - And then we're gonna have a bath. - Yeah we'll be swimming, I've got swim shorts. - Oh, I don't. So I'm just gonna, I'll go naked. - Oh right, okay. - Oh fantastic. - It's more Roman if you are naked. - One of us should contract a really life threatening illness. - No. -

Scurvy. [Harry coughs] One of us should get scurvy. Josh, you look like the most scurvy. - What? [Ethan and JJ laughing] - Here we have the NPC in his natural habitat. - I'm so certain, yeah, someone control him like that robot. - Yeah. - I'm so certain. - 100%. - Yeah, I ruined it. - Oh no! - What is it? - "Claustrophobic tour or non-claustrophobic tour." - Oh give us the claustrophobic one, man. Oh there's scaffolding in the olden days! Fair enough. [JJ laughs] - Oh this is actually pretty coo

l you know. - Honestly? Couldn't give a sh*t. - This is like pre- - No, this is what I mean. There was donnies just working down here, boss. That's actually quite cool. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. [Ethan laughs] It's cool, man. - We have arrived at the TeamLab's dining experience. We're gonna get some vegan ramen. Are we getting a fragrance? [atmospheric instrumental music] - Ready? - Konnichiwa. - Whoa! Wow! - Okay! - Wait, what, are we eating here? - Yeah, this is mad trippy. - No way. - Shall we perc

h up on the end? - There's a dinosaur in the sky. - The first stop goes back to the 6th century. The columns in the room walls are the remains of the courthouse of San Lorenzo. - All right I'm bored, I'm bored, I'm bored. - Any reigning duke continues in great tradition... - All right brudda, brudda. - He read out the whole paragraph. - Yeah. Laundry, this is where they do laundry. - Oh this is cool! - Pretty cool! - Yeah, cool. Public treasure, place where people pay taxes and the public money

was kept. - Well we'll dodge that one then. - So here's a fun fact. This is a- - Is it actually fun, though? - Yeah, it's Michelin-starred restaurant. - Where's the fun? - That is fun, we're gonna eat some Michelin stuff. - Fun? - It, uh, cool. - Well... - Is it, well what... Okay, what would you describe it as? - A fact. [laughs] - Thank you. - Kon, get rid of your measly light. - Your dinner's lit, bro. - Measly? I'll blind you with this light. - Oh yeah! - Oh yah! - Is that a toilet? - How do

you sh*t on that? - No you lie, innit. - Nah, I can try. [Ethan farts] - Okay. - Okay, that's disrespectful. Not in the ancient ruin. [all laugh] - Oh wow, it's just some more rocks! [laughs] - I can't wait for this one to be cut out the video. - It is mad that people were just cutting about here back in the day. - Yeah, chillin'. Doing taxes. - Dying from diseases. - Scurvy. - Yeah. Imagine dying from scurvy. - That's what I mean, man, you die from scurvy. I'll watch [indistinct]. - Why am I g

etting scurvy? - You look like a scurvy victim, I can see it in you. - You know back in the day people used to die from chicken pox. - Yeah. - And Covid-19. - Yeah, people died from that. - Nah, nah, nah. - That's not that funny though, is it though. - That's not that funny, that happened like two years ago. It still hurts. [laughs] - I lost three years of my life to that. [JJ laughs] I was 24 when it started, I've now got a kid! [all laugh] I lost my whole life! - Simon. - Hello. - Get a spoon

of this food. - Soup's not food. - Who said it? Santa? - Simon, I have a clip of him. - Of what? - You saying soup's food. - Well there's also clips of me saying I'd shag Tobi, but I probably wouldn't. [all laugh] I would by the way. - Is this what fish feel like? - I think this is the first Michelin star meal I've ever had and you've ruined it. - Simon evidently has no empathy for fish. - I'd bomb the sea if I could. [Vik laughs] - That is outrageous! - I feel weird that we're the ones eating a

nd you're all sat on that side. - Observing us like we're zoo animals. Like we're fish! - Volcanic rock, man, look at this. - Oh that's cool. - That is pretty good. You know you could like, we was actually by the volcano - Could have just taken it. - We were literally there. We literally were there. - It was a tenner, boss. - Oh my, you've just scammed yourself! Oh mate, there we go. - Yeah, it's going off. - Yes, my brudda! Ey! [upbeat accordion music plays] [Josh laughs] Thank you. Oh. - Grazi

e. - Thank you. He just took it from me. Yeah, thank you bro! [accordion music continues playing] - Kon that was so good, thanks for treating us to that food. We're putting it on the invoice. - Michelin star food from the Michelin Man himself. - That was such an unnecessary violation! - He got rolls! - Stop, leave him alone! You're both so mean! - Stop pushing your agenda! - So mean! - So now we're going to... - TeamLabs which is some mad futuristic experience that we walk through. - Simon, what

was that phrase that you wanted translated? - Uh, "boku no chin chin chiisai desu." - Yes I know it. - What does that mean? - My dick is small. [Tobi laughs] - Someone told me to say it! - I know, you don't need to say it! [all laugh] - She just violated you! - What's that baker wearing? What does the baker look like? - Wait, hold up. [tense instrumental music] Hold up! Ay yo, what's on his... What's the... [laughs] - I'll tell you what though, that looks f*cking delicious. - Wow, guys. The pia

no guy's following us. - I know, you've given him 50 quid. Of course he is. - We have background music. [accordion music playing in distance] [all laugh] - What's this? - Maradona spritz. - You seen these? - Should we have a Maradona spritz? - I think we've gotta have a Maradona spritz. - Wait, what? - We're getting a Maradona spritz, mate. - Maradona spritz. - What's in this, by the way? - The blood of Maradona. - The spirit of Maradona's in it. I think it's got a bit of cocaine in it! [JJ laug

hs] Grazie mille. - Thank you. - Thank you. - What time is it? 10:00 AM. - It's 10 past. - 10 past 10 in the morning. That's strong for 10 past 10 in the morning. - They have very tiny feet here. Look. - Whoa. So we have to go up that? No handrails. - That's deffo a handrail ting, bro - Got the grippers out. - Ah. - I am manly man! - Vik, take a shower. [Tobi laughs] - Oh my god. - Oh no. ["Lamborghini" by KSI playing] - I'm just hiding. - Boys, are you ready for the banger? - No! ♪ - [Ethan And

JJ] Got rocks on my wrist, ♪ ♪ That sh*t you can't resist. ♪ ♪ Cash flow, ♪ ♪ Haters on my gist. ♪ ♪ Lookin' like I found a damn genie. ♪ ♪ Riding in my Lamborghini. ♪ ♪ La-Lamborghini! ♪ ♪ La-Lamborghini! ♪ [all laughing] Woo! Yeah, baby! Now we're in the mood. ♪ Bring it back. ♪ ♪ I'm fully gassed, y'all! ♪ - Is it just soft? [Tobi giggling] Hey Vik, can you hear me? - You can't see anything. This is hard work you know. - It feels like a bag of sand. - No, not like this! [Tobi screams] - I'm

out of breath. - That was a workout. - That was called "The soft black hole." - I've seen one of them already. - Hey! Did you see that? - That was one of the most sus Sidemen moments I think I've ever witnessed. - That was creepy! In front of your fiance! ♪ - [Josh] Going 120 ♪ ♪ and that's my slowest ♪ ♪ - [All] In a one-way lane, like Lois! ♪ ♪ Who's that? Superman, b*tch! ♪ ♪ See what happens when I touch the Superman switch? ♪ ♪ Ride with more peers than Morgan! ♪ - There's poor Italians try

ing to sleep upstairs! They've had a long weekend. ♪ Riding in my Lamborghini! ♪ - Okay so we're going into the "Infinite crystal universe." Harry would love it. - Whoa I am... - Whoa. - Wow. [atmospheric electronic music] - Wow, my mind is obliterating. Wait. Wait. - This is amazing. - I'm tripping. - This is sick. - Whoa! - I can't work out where it starts and where it ends. - Wow. - Whoa. - I wonder if they're seeing anything as amazing as this? [Vik laughs] - We've been given a local liquer.

Here we go. - You want it? - Ooh, it's like limoncello. I am quite drunk. - Me too! - I won't lie to you. - I'm gonna have to look after these boys, aren't I? - Maradona spritz! Anybody for a Maradona spritz, please. - God damn it, man. They're already drinking before 12. - That must be the most, like, alcohol content in a cocktail I've ever had in my life. f*cking weapon that was. [Josh and Ethan giggling] - You've got ages, you can go anywhere. - Oh. Shall we go back? - I think it's a good id

ea. - Ah you guys... - Let's do it. [all laughing] We have to go back! - Oh, this is getting deep. We are literally... - I can't swim! - In water. Oh, look at that room! This is why they told us to wear shorts because we are literally wading through water. - There's fish! - Oh no, don't do that man! [Vik and Tobi laughing] - They're not real. - Simon, touch the fish! - Look, look how high it is. It's almost at Vik's knees. So it's almost at my ankles. [Vik laughs] - You don't know what Waterman

taught me. Wait and see how wet you will be hehe! - Right but I will, I'm getting full Maradona deck out. Oh he's there as well! Yeah, I'm getting a full fit. - You gonna try and get a wig? - A wig? A Maradona wig? - Yeah, yeah. - Buongiorno. - I might get a Diego mug. - I should get this. This one's all Maradona. - Where's this, this scarf? - Diego 10, yeah. - Yes. - Give it to [indistinct] - There we go, and another scarf. - Ethan. - Yeah? - I think you can have a scarf. - Oh wow, how lucky am

I? Three Diego Spritz, Maradona spritz. Three! - Please, sit down please. - Grazie mille. - Forte. - Forte, forte. - What did you say to him? - Strong. - Ah okay. - It was already strong! All right, so we're doing a Napoli pub golf. - It's a pub golf, we just don't leave it. [all laughing] Nine holes of f*cking Maradona spritz. - No that's strong, you know because I already feel a lot more licked already. - You've necked the whole f*cking thing, that's why. That's why me and Josh are taking it,

We're taking it easy. - We're nursing it. - I'm not an alcoholic. - Got french fries coming. - Nah, me neither. - No I'm not! - Do love it though. [Ethan laughs] I think I can be a ballerina, you know. - Ooh! On your head! - No, no look, ready? Everything changes colour. - Simon, Tobi, does this give you a flashback? Does this give you a flashback? Simon doing what he's doing best. Holding big balls. - Excuse me. Could I get Maradona spritz in this? - Yeah. - Grazie mille. It's possible in the

Naples. - Grazie mille. - Look at him pouring, by the way. - Oh my god, he's just poured so much alcohol into that cup. - He's still going, there's more. - Oh, yes, grazie mille. - f*cking hell. - When he pours it, there's nothing else but alcohol. - Enjoy that one. - Two spirits and then goes, Prosecco. That's it. You can see the disgust on his face. - No, she'll keep us going. - She'll keep us going. - Okay. - I feel dizzy. This is... - Bro, I'm tilted. - No, I don't like it. - Oh, I feel sick

. I feel sick, I feel sick. Yeah, this face is sick. - Hey Tobi. - Eh? - Guess what I'm doing? - Flicking the bean, hehe. - Wow. - Whoa, I'm tripping. Arise for me, flowers. - Oh, they are rising. I feel like [indistinct]. [Tobi laughs] - You finished it? - He finished it a good half an hour ago. - I'll get one more and then we'll go I think. - I would be more than happy for that. - I think we need to find a real place. - This is the sippy cup. - Can we have two more? - Another two Maradona? - Y

es please. - Three more, three more. - He can't believe you've just requested another three. - This is the amount they've sold all year. - Back with our team, we are getting dressed up to roll up in something a little different. - We're picking each other's outfit. - This is time. - Okay? - Should we start with Tobi? - No we're starting with you, Vik. - Let's start with Tobi. - Let's start with Tobi. You remember this one in this country? - I think there's someone hanging right there. - You wann

a wear that? - Nope. Please no. [Vik and Simon laughing] - Okay, he wants the minions. - Should we give it to him? - We're gonna move away from the minions. - Hello Kitty, Hello Kitty! - You've got similar expressions. That's perfect. - Perfect. - I'm so tired of your sh*t. - Get one. - No! - No he can't, don't do it to him. - We're going fighting, bruv. - Forget fighting. - He's teetotal. - When you're 30, oh are you already 30? - I'm almost 30. - Him and Tobi are 30 this year. - f*cking hell.

We're... - Yeah, when you've done it all we'll come back here. - We'll have a good time, yeah. - Guys, I'm 31 this year. - No. No, no. - That's mental man. [JJ laughs] - Me Harry and Vik are... - I feel uncomfortable being near you. [all laughing] - It's like I've got off it worse. - It's an own goal, there's no prize. - This is stronger than pub golf. This is so bad! - He's gotta go though. Before he brings out, before he brings those batches out it's got go. - I can't see though. [all laughing

] - I can't see! - I can't see! - Do you know what, this is just up to Tobi now because you picked his. There's Mickey Mouse. - That's goofy, but yeah. [laughs] - I like this Vik. - Tobi, do you remember the video game with this dude? With this dude? - Oh my gosh. Yeah, give him that one. - No, no, no. No one, no one wears that. No one deserves that. I dunno what this is, but I want to give it- - That's Dory. - Is it? Should we give it to him? - Give him Dory. Let's give him Dory. - I, I think w

e put Vik in... - Minion? A minion's good, yellow's my colour as well. - What is that on the, is that confetti or snow? I think it's confetti. - I can't see it. [all laughing] [playful instrumental music] - Zerkaa's gonna brandish a sword and throw up. - I cannae see! - He's gonna throw up mid sword fight. [Josh laughs] Oh, my ribs! - I can't see. - Oh here they come! Keep going Zerkaa, there's more coming! - What have you put in this? - Sorry JJ! [all laughing] - Si, si. f*ck off. Grazie. - Wai

t, wait. John, John, John. Come, look. [all laughing] - Yeah, this is sick! - Yeah, buddy. [Engines revving] - Alrighty guys, you ready? - I'm ready. - Ready to explore Tokyo. - Come on. - Let's go. [intense electronic music] - Holy sh*t I've got long legs. - My minion hat! These, these eyeballs are catching the wind. - Oh my, oh no! Well that's one gone already. - Hey, these roads are bumpy. - Never in my life did I think I'd be driving a go kart around Tokyo, dressed as Dory. But I'm glad I am

. Just keep driving, just keep driving. - It's so bad! No stop. No. - But this one's less, it's less. - No, it's less here. [Ethan laughs] - That was worse. I'm not standing up after this. - Is this what it's like to vape? - Peace mutherf*cka! - Lets-a-go! Woo-hoo! [engines revving] - My eyes! Bro my minion eyes keep catching the wind. - Ah! My hood! Dory's head! Dory's dead! - I'm driving on the streets of Tokyo! - It feels like I'm playing a video game. - they're so sensitive. They keep doing

this, it's terrifying. - Alright JJ, from, from an outside perspective, do we have a problem would you say? - Yeah. - Is it a serious problem? - Is it manageable? - It can be solved. - It's, it's manageable. It is, it is, it is. - Yeah, it is manageable. - Might need a Gaviscon. - What's that? Can't see, can't breathe. - He's on the Gavvy G. - The Gavvy C! - My chest hurts. I have heartburn! [Ethan laughs] - It's not even midday yet. We, we should have been all right at this point. - Vik ain't t

urned off his indicator, bro. - I'm starting to cry. My eye is watering. So is my bum hole. [Tobi giggling] - Oh my God. Wait, I have my banana. - Throw the banana peel, throw the banana! - She got the banana out, bro! - Oh no wait, no wait, that's, it's Vik! That's the f*cking Sidemen! That's Sidemen! - Wait, was it? - Hello! Everyone looks at you on here like you're a celebrity. Feel like an F1 driver. Like Michael Schumacher. Actually, no way. That's probably a bad choice. - I am f*cking pepp

ered. I don't need pizza boss. - I think you probably should. - No, no, no. - Just to be on the safe side. - Oh! [playful instrumental music] - f*cking hell. [all laughing] - What is going, I feel I'm in a pipe dream right now. I feel I'm in a fever dream. - Honestly. - I picked up a geezer's whole business and chucked it. - We're going like 40 miles an hour. - I can't keep up with that! - I'm getting DRS! - I'm flat out on the gas. - Vik's still got his indicator on. Who let this dude drive? ♪

- I wonder if they know, how we live in Tokyo. ♪ ♪ I wonder if they know, how we live in Tokyo. ♪ Woo! - Wahoo. - Wahoo! - This taxi wants a race? This taxi wants a race, yeah? - Eat my dust! - No! No! - Diego! Diego! Diego! - No one joined in. [Josh snorts] - He snorted. Zerkaa snorts involuntary. He just, he was walking next to me going [snorts]. - [snorts] - He did it again! - Wow! - Woo-hoo. - Haha Vik's still indicating, what an idiot. Hey Vik, where you going? You going right? Oh, we are a

ctually going right. Okay, nevermind. [Tobi laughs] - Wow, Simon's so slow huh? - Simon man, why are you always at the back? Now you know how it feels. This is GTA. - Yeah this is what we feel like in GTA. - You are so far last. Oh my gosh, look where we at. No, this is crazy. - Tobi, I'm on my way to steal the moon. - You on your Gru ship? - Yeah, man. - This is road to the ruins. Road to the ruins! Anyway, we are now off to see some dead people frozen in time. - Hopefully. - That's about to be

lit. - Hopefully? [laughs]. - Seeing as you're the sober teetotal donny... - Yes. - Give us a diamond of knowledge right now. Drop us a diamond. - If you are ever horny. - I am sometimes. - Yeah I am sometimes. - Just have a wank. [all exclaim] - That is a... - Because then you won't be horny any more. - Ooh do you do, I'll tell you what KSI. do you withhold semen through camp? - No. - You don't withhold semen through camp? - I've tasted it. - Every day. What? - What? - Realistically, you're in

, you're in the powerful position KSI. How do you feel about that? - What, in terms of... - You've got a great life ahead of you. You've got a great relationship, you've got a great training schedule. - Yeah, it's... - Whereas Jake Paul is running away from Floyd Mayweather, he has zero relationships and his brother hates him. - So how do you feel about that? - Whoa, whoa, whoa. - Are you okay? - How many Madonnas have you had? - if I was to put on a poll, how much do you think Logan Paul likes

you compared to Jake? I think you've got it! [laughs] - Oh no, not the police. [speech on megaphone] - What the hell's that? - They said something on a megaphone. Please don't arrest us! - Wow! This is so cool! - This feels like Japan. - This country built different. - Bow, bow, bow, bow! - I love this game! This is so fun. I love this. Wee! - I need that mushroom boost right now. Yeah you know Ethan and Harry would deffo have them shrooms if they were here. Oh, they would love this. - Ah, ah! H

e's called me a wanker! - Yes, yes, yes. - Hey yo, knee slapping competition. Let's go. [Harry groans] [Ethan screams] - That really hurts! I'm gonna quit, I'm gonna quit! It hurts. Look at our hand marks, look! Look at our knees already. - One more. One more, one more. - One more, one more! I can do it, I can do it. Ah sh*t. All right. - Ah! [Ethan laughs] - It hurts so much! - We've hit each other's thighs. I've hit his one, but it's all in the outside one. He's hit my inside every time. - So

he wants to slap... - I've got one on there. - Listen, look. Look at the tattoo by the way. XIX. Ow! Seven pound, seven pounds of cancer. Seven pounds of f*cking cancer. - I still, I've got blood clots! - Brother look what you've done in one slap! Ah! - That's pretty good. - Don't do it. That's an incredible fingerprint. - God's blessed us as well. no rain. Oh no, I spoke too soon! Oh no, it's started raining! I felt a couple rain drops. - It is gonna rain and we are gonna get wet. [beatboxing]

- I'm driving with one hand, I feel like a bad man. - Gonna pick up some speed down here. - Oh it's lit! - Wow! [Tobi juddering] - Oh sh*t, this is rapid! Light rain, we're gonna have to change to intermediate tyres. I didn't even know if that's right. I don't really watch F1, I don't know why I'm waffling. Whoa, this is terrifying. - The cars all seem so big when you're literally sat on the floor next to them. Please don't run me over! Please! - This has been so much fun. Honestly, I'm so glad

I've got to go to Japan. I don't really care what the other team's doing, but we should cut to them and see. - Having branded each other and getting dressed up for the occasion, the ancient team is about to explore Pompeii. A city frozen in time. - It feels racist. It feels bad. - Yeah I do feel racist, yeah. ♪ - I said right foot, left foot, walking with that heater. ♪ ♪ - I said right foot, creep. ♪ - Hey Josh. ♪ At night, I think of you! ♪ - I'm gonna f*cking die. - There's the Coliseum. - We

're not in Rome. - No that's the Coliseum. - Three, two, one. ♪ I said right foot, left foot, walking with that heater. ♪ Oy, you don't want to see me do it in a f*cking, in a sandal. You ready? - Oh no. John! - Oh my ankle, oh I rolled my ankle. I've rolled my ankle. Oy it's the Coliseum. I told you lot. - Woo! Hell yeah! - Simon is flooring it, oh my god. - First place. It's like Mario kart, the boys can't keep up. Banana! Banana! - Wahoo! [Vik laughs] - This car's getting smoked. I'm about to

put them in a pack. You see this car? - Huh? Put it in a spliff. You ain't even finish it, you took one puff. - They ain't worth it. Here we go, here we go. No! Smoke 'em! Smoke 'em! Yes! Yes! Yeah they got smoked. - You did it, you did it. - They got smoked. Smoked round two baby. [engine revving] Smoked! Do you want a lighter? - Yeah? - I don't need mine 'cause I'm done smoking. - Let's play a game for the vlog. - Yeah, yeah go on. - I'm a lion. Escape. - What do you mean escape? - I got you.

So you, you're dead now. You're dead. - Josh get down. - Yeah, you're the lion. - I'm the lion? - Yeah. All right let's go. - What's going on now? - Hi guys, I love you. - Love you too, yeah lovely. - She's like 14. - Hey wait, wait, wait. She's 14 bro. - No, I love her as a fan. Thank you for watching! [JJ laughs] Josh go on, get down. Look, here we go. - Oh, I'm a lion. - Yeah, okay. Oh wow. - This one's a wild one! This is a crazy one. Whoa! He's pissed, you know! sh*t! [all laughing] [JJ co

ughing] - We are here at the Avatar Robot Cafe. So guys... - That's not a robot. - There's robots in here and they're actually controlled by operators who are in a different location. So people who are not able bodied, their job is to control the robots and it allows them to interact with members of society. - Are they gonna speak English? - I don't know, so we'll find out. We will find out. - This is really cool. - Yeah, it is cool. It's a cool concept. And they have techy robots, so let's go.

- This is so cool. - I'm so happy! [all laughing] I'm so happy to meet you. - Happy to meet you. - Happy to meet you too. - Are you ready to go? - Yes we are. - Oh, I'm so happy for you. My name is Naoki. - Naoki. - Nice to meet you, Naoki. - Please call me Tom Cruise. [all laughing] - Whoa. This is where they trained, bro. - That's mad that we for the first time we're getting you to walk on the ruin. [Josh yawns] - I say we do a group last man standing battle. No hands, elbows only. - No, that'

s feet! You said elbow only. - There's a rock there. - Careful of the rocks! Harry! - Sorry, sorry! - We're not allowed near the rocks! - Man fully stepped on the rock. - I think we would've been safer in the Precincto bar. [JJ laughs] If we'd just stayed there all day I think we would've been much better. [Harry and Ethan laugh] - I'm very nervous. - Don't be nervous. - This is our sweet menu. If you are not hungry, I recommended... Oh, look over there! - Thank you for coming. - Thank you for b

ringing us water. - Yuki, how are you feeling today? - This is so sick. - This is Tom Cruise. - The water, she bring the best. - The best water. - Give us a flip. Please, just something athletic. Just one, just one thing athletic. Go on. Yeah. It's not bad that. He broke his neck! - Are you alright? Are you alright? Are you alright? - I'm fine. - Are you okay? - Harry, brother. - Oy, he nearly broke his neck! [laughs] Harry! - Harry, bro you landed on your neck man! Nah, man! - I will be talking

orders individually. Please tell me the menu number. I will be waiting. Take your time. - Can I get a number four please? - Number four? Number four a spice chicken curry. - Yes please. - It's hot! It's hot. - I hope so. - Oh look at them, look at them, look at them, Look at them. - Who the f*ck are these lot then? - They don't want this smoke. Can we have a sword? - Don't kill anyone though. - No, I wanna stab that [censored]! [all laughing] - Nah, they're scared man. - I can tell, nervous ene

rgy. Look. that's like a Misfits walkout that is. The battleground! - Booyakah, booyakah! - He's got an umbrella! - What's ancient about that? What's ancient? - Nah, it's good you know. It's good in here, it's good in here. - Oh yeah. [JJ laughs] I'm not gonna lie, by the way, if I was to take that naked man in combat, I'd beat him. Look at him, he's f*cking... - Yeah but there's four of us, bro. - No, but he's got swords and I've got none. Oh sh*t, we are your friend! - I am Davide. We will tea

ch you how to fight. - Okay. Grazie mille. - put 20 pounds on Davide. - Look at that helmet. Wait, I wanna see his helmet. Ooh! Who do I fancy? I just got soaked, what's going on? [JJ laughs] - I fancy Davide, not Pasquale. - What do you do for a living? - We film ourselves, we do this. We make videos. - Oh, okay. I have favour to ask you. - Yeah? - Okay. - Please take a cool picture of me. - We have a cool video of you! [Tobi and Vik laughing] - Okay wait, I'm gonna come pose next to you. - Oh,

want a smile? Can I give you hug because I'm happy to see you? - Yeah! Nice to meet you! [all laughing] Nice to meet you! Are you interested in how I operate it? - I actually am. Ipad screen. One, two, three, come on! [all laughing] Oh, okay. One, two, three. - Ah. - This is what you see. - Yeah. I will explain how I recognise motion. [intense instrumental music] - Oh here we go, battle. - Oh wait look, he spun it around and sh*t! - They're battling. Oh he's battling. - It's quite dramatic. Hol

y sh*t, okay! - Oy, get him lad! Get him, get him, get him! - Ooh he's done his knee. - What is going on? - I'm lost. - I'm so confused. - Wig him, wig him! - Wig him! Oh he did! - Oh no! - Yeah stab him, stab him now! [all exclaim] - You know what, they'd last like one round in Misfits. [JJ laughs] - Wig him, wig him! - Look, the sword's off! [all shouting] - Oh god! - Oy look at him. [all exclaim] - Oh he's getting wigged! - Oh god! - Kill him! - Execute him! - Finish him! - He's got to go! [i

ntense instrumental music crescendos] [all exclaim] - I lost though. - Woo! - Let's all make a toast. Cheers to wonderful encounter. Cheers! Japanese we say "Kampai." Kampai! - Kampai. - Okay, enjoy your meal. Enjoy your meal. - We will teach you how to fight. - Who wants to fight? Because I'm not in. - I'm all right boys, I'll leave you to it. - Josh you'll fight. - Josh, you'll do it. Yeah, yeah. - Josh you'll fight, you'll fight. - I'm gonna die. Bro, they're actually swords! - You're getting

cut. - Bro you're dead! [laughs] [tense instrumental music] - He's gonna kill you, bro! [JJ laughs] - Oh Jesus! - From this position, we'll do an attack. Like this. - Okay, I've got this. - This is not gonna go well. - There's a geezer in a nappy over here. - Don't... - He's getting told off already! [all laughing] Soft! He's already dented the f*cking sword! - Oh, you are dead, bruv. - Oy, you're finished! - I'm starving, can I get bite? - Go on Simon, give him a little bit. - Oh, thank you! [

all laughing] I like watching soccer. - Do you support a team? - Yeah, Brighton. Brighton and Arsenal. A gunner. Yeah. - With Tomiyasu. - Tomiyasu, yeah. Mitoma you know? - Yeah, Mitoma. - Sorry, it's time for me to leave. - Aw. - Thank you, thank you for serving us. - Tom Cruise, thank you so much. - I'll definitely meet you. I will never forget you! - We'll never forget you too. - Nice talking to you, you made my day. - Thank you so much. - I have to go to Hollywood to shoot a movie now. [all

laughing] It was nice meeting you today. Bye! - Remember, when you attack, you have to go here. From this position to this position. - Right Foot, left foot. Walking with the heater. [metallic clanging] - Oh they're getting into it. Oh he yielded. - Oh he's yielded, he's yielded! - Fight. - Fight! - What's he doing? - Fight him then. - You're getting battered, you're getting battered. - I'll do it, I'll do it. I swear I'll do it. I swear I'll do it. On god. - What's he doing? - Slay him! - Go on

then! [all shouting] [tense instrumental music intensifies] - The combo! - Kill him! - Why are you attacking here? - While Josh is getting the full Maradona experience, we are about to experience the future in a restaurant fully staffed by robots. Shock, the Sidemen are eating again. - You booked this, don't shock anything. - You scan, you order, the robot makes it and the robot brings it. - What? Is it making my food? - I'm just saying, not that they know who you are, but I saw that guy spit i

n your food. - Which one? - And that one didn't wash his hands. - Which one? Which one spat? That one, you see that grip it's got? That's kind of hot. - Simon, is it cool? - Bro, it's right here! - Is it cool? - My team have disappointed me on this trip. They are, they are not moving. - I'll be your new team. - Yeah? - Yeah. Okay. Me and Kon are the new, we're the new future team. We have to have fun. What? [laughs] - Guys, guys, guys, guys. - Is there dead people? - Hey, respect. Respect. - Oh,

is there actually dead people. - Yeah, I've been there before. - Let's see human corpses. Yeah no, that's actually... - That is quite f*cked. - Bro there's even a kid. - That is a bit nuts. - See, I'd run. [Ethan laughs] - I think they were sleeping. - The worst was when they're hugging. - Yeah, I don't like the child ones. The child ones affect me the worst. The child ones are actually making you feel a little bit like... - But the game is the game. - What? - I'm trying to, I'm trying to make

it... - Trying to lighten the mood. It's not working [laughs] - Whoa! Hello, mate. He's not smiling anymore. That one's smiling, this one's not. Oh! Oh, I'm sorry. - Get out of the way, Simon. - Oh, he comin'! Oh, he comin'! I'm holding my order in the air. - It's not the fastest robot I've ever seen. Oh no, it's got the technique. It's got the technique. - Damn, that was a fast movement. - Why do I feel like the robot's nervous? - It, it's never had this many cameras on it. - He's in the presen

ce of the mighty Vikkstar, bro. - You can do it robot. Hello. - Imagine it just snatches your phone. - I am a little bit nervous. [Japanese] - Clear the table, mate. Make some, make some room. - I'm bare nervous. - Dashes the tray over him. Here's your lunch, Simon! - Ah! - Damn. - That's pretty smooth. - Ooh. - We're at the baths. - I feel f*cking violently sick. - 4:00 PM Hangover. - I nearly threw up in the car about three times. But we're here, we're about to get in a bath. Mud bath with fis

h, by the way. There's fish in there. - I'm not gonna mud bath. I mean, I'm not gonna add mud. - No, we're going together. - Racist joke. Wow. - No, all together JJ. In for a penny, in for a pound. - You just said I'm coming in mud already? - Don't turn it on him. - That's what you're doing! - Nah Ethan, you're outrageous. - Not on the vlog camera! - Right come on then, let's cover ourselves in mud. - Oh Harry, f*ck sake! - What happened? - You're such a d*ckhead! - It is quite intimidating when

it comes up to you, when it pulls up. - Kon is terrified right now, bro. - When that robot pull up and it, it scares you. Thanks. - Look at them elbows. - They come dressed to impress as well, Look at a green tie. LED tie, bro. - Trust the process, bro. - f*ck it's cold. - Look at your face! Oh no! - Is it warm or cold? - I feel like I'm like a clay man or something. [electronic hip hop music] - She's nice compared to out there. Oh no. - It's like, sh*t but nice. - Ah! - f*cking hell bruv! - Is

it warm in here? Oh no, it's not nice. It's like nice but not nice. - Oh, okay. - Yeah, I'm in a pond. - I'm in a f*cking pond, bruv. I'm literally stepping on something weird! Ugh! - What is this? - I don't know, bruv. What are we doing? - We're certainly in a pond. [laughs] - We're just chilling in a pond. - So we've seen all of Tokyo at ground level, now let's take things a little higher. - Vik, where are we going? - To the sky. - Oh wow. - We are here on our way up to Shibuya Sky. - We're i

n space. - The roof's much more interesting than us, bro. [atmospheric electronic music] - Wow. We're so high, right, that's New York. - Hey look, they're playing ball. They're kicking ball! - I know, I straight away saw that. - The first thing we noticed. - Geez, Vik, I see you going up in the world. Crazy. - I bet the ancient team never got this high. - They probably did. [laughs] - Okay. [shivering] Where's the hot one? I'm getting my flip flops. sh*tting hell! - It's a f*cking cave. - Is it

warm? - Oh my god. - You's saying oh my god a lot, so that's good. It's prom 2.0. - Oh yes. Oh my f*cking god. Yeah, yeah. [water splashing loudly] [Ethan laughs] - It smells like eggs. - Oh, I feel so sick. - Please don't throw up. Please don't throw up in here. Oh no. Nah, please. Not here. - Wow! - Oh my... - Oh mate, look at this. - What is this? - A geocompass. "look around and imagine the world beyond." - There's Abu Dubai. There's Europe. They're there, that's Italy. - This is a helipad.

- Look, the other team are there. - Look at this view! No, wait actually deep this please. We've been looking doing at this. - Wait, wait. - Oh here he comes. The behemoth, the bath behemoth. - Oh no. This just isn't a good idea. [Ethan laughs] - How do you feel about being ancient, lads? How do you feel about that? - I feel old. - f*cking hell. f*cking hate Maradona man! [all laughing] - Smooth! - Wait, what's this? - It's a hammock, come on Vik. - No I'm making a cool pic. - Respect. - No beca

use you're going to pull me onto the net head first and it's cold. No, no. - Don't leave us hanging, bro. - Vik, you wouldn't leave us hanging. - I couldn't make it. [all laughing] - Oh hell yeah, this is ancient for sure. [Ethan burping] [all exclaim] How's he still going? [JJ retches] Oh it's making me feel sick. - Oh I feel so much better. - Don't come back in! - Go in the mud pool first, please. - When I land back in England, I'm not drinking again. KSI, I'm with you. [JJ laughs] He's glowin

g boss, look at him. - So's Josh! - No he isn't he's got scurvy! - It's the light show! - It's going to say something. It says... It says subscribe to Sidemen! - Geez that's crazy! - That's really nice of them! Can't believe they did that for us! - For free as well, that's insane. - Hey guys, we've been a great trip here in Naples and the ancient team. - Yes. - f*ck the futuristic team. Losers. We're getting our flight back to LDN. Dunno. - All right, Leave a like please. Help. [laughs] - Hello,

my name is John. - Let's do it again. - Hello, my name is John. I film for the Sidemen. Very bad. - No, cut. Again. - What is it? - "I missed my flight this morning." - Hello, my name is John and I film for the Sidemen. I missed my flight so I've ruined the audio for ancient team and I'm really, really sorry. - Say sorry again. - I'm sorry. I'm really sorry. Yeah, the audio's gonna be bad and it's my fault. [intense electronic music]