SIDEMEN MONOPOLY IN REAL LIFE 2

- Welcome to Sidemen Monopoly! [group cheering] I am your host, Mr. Monopoly. We have Vik and Harry on Team Battleship. We have JJ and Tobi on Team Wheelbarrow. And the returning champions, we have Ethan and Josh on Team Race car. They will be going in this order as Team Battleship came last in the previous outing. As Team Race car went first, they will be going last. Now, let's begin! Okay, team one, please roll your dice. [Harry grunts] Oh, it's a good lug. - Nice roll. - It's a six. - We have

a- - Six, six, six. - Oh my God, he's actually sixed it. - Six, six, six! - Oh, we'll take that. - Oh, that's not great. That's really not. - We just missed it. We'll do it again. [overlapping chatter] - Hey, you need a push? - They're gonna mow the set down. They're gonna mow the set down. - Just breaking the set down. - We help, huh? - Yeah, let's. Let's give them some help. - Oh no. - And you're done. - That's not pretty. - Wait, stop, stop, stop. - We're visiting! We're visiting, we're visi

ting. - Okay, okay, okay. - Hey, you're welcome, eh? - Oh, that's not good. That's really not good. - Team two! This is your go. - Okay, okay. Oh, big dice! Oh my God. - Where's your wheelbarrow? - Please get your wheelbarrow. - This one heavy, yeah? Hold on. - He's really gonna make him sit in the wheelbarrow. It's kind of degrading then. - [incoherent mumbling] - What is the accent? - I don't know. [All laughing] - Failed man. I failed the wheelbarrow. - We're not going home today. - Right, co

me up. - Wait we try again, huh? - You broke that rim! - Oh no. - Team two, please hurry up. - The wheelbarrow don't wanna stay on, huh? Ca-caw. - Good chuck. - I thought the- - Three. - Oh it's a nine. - A nine! - We buyin', huh? - ¡Vamos, vamos! - Should we try to rotate a bit? - We buyin' now. - ¡Vamos! - Struggling. - ¡Vamos! Hey, hey! Hey, hey! - Hey, hey, hey, hey, oh. - The Sidemen Dogs. - Oh we buyin', huh? We buying the, the b*tches? - All right, we need to stop this accent. - Yeah, it'

s a lot. - Yeah. We'll buy it. - We'll buy them, yeah. - Yes? - Good enough. - No, pull that off. We don't need that. - No, it's fine. - We have the money. - I have the money. - I thought you said you were stopping the accent. [all laughing] - It just happens! It's not me. - How much is it? - One hundred and twenty! - Let's give him 2 tens. - The Sidemen Dogs have been bought! - Yay! - Thank you. Thank you. - Thank you very much. - Woof woof. - Last but not least, the drivers. - The previous win

ners. - Yeah. - Yeet! - Oh, that looks low. - We can't let him win again. - Oh, that looks very low. - Seven. - Seven! - Oh, is that a chance? - Oh, that's a chance. - Hop on, hop on. - Would you like to drive it? - No, you hop in. - I hope they go to jail. - I don't think this is going to go well. - Oh. - We can't steer by the way, because the steering wheel's come off. - Something just cracked. - Oh, no. You have to stop. You have to stop. - Wait, wait, wait, wait! - Oh, that's vandalism. - Ju

st broke the steering wheel. - Excuse me? - Just broke the steering wheel. I can't do anything about it, sir. - Bro, you just smashed into Harry's- - Like it doesn't steer anymore, guys. [overlapping chatter] - Guys, guys. Our first chance of the day! - Ooh. - Oh, it's gonna be good, surely. - Drivers? - Yeah. - You have sold a nude of Harry and made 50 pounds! - Can I get a cut of this please? - Commission. Commission. - No! What? - We sold the story, boss. - We'll take him to court. - The game

is the game. Sailors. - 3, 2, 1! - Come on. We need something there, we're under attack. - We'll take four. - You'll take double. - It's a double! - Oh, Beta Squad House! - That is double as well. - We're coming! We're coming to buy the Beta Squad. 160 pounds. [all laughing] - Oh, Jesus Christ! - Pick that up right now! - I'd argue we've been sabotaged with our, with our figure. This is a terrible- - It's not designed for land! - It's a houseboat. - We would like to purchase the Beta Squad Hous

e, please. - Okay! 160. - 160? - That's a good deal. - Yeah, we'll take that. - Do you think that Beta Squad worth 160? - Oh, I think, I think we've got a bargain there. I think they're worth more than that. - Really? - Yeah. I'm very happy with that. - I don't think you can buy Beta Squad. [all laughing] But here you go! - Okay. Well, we'll take it. - Alright, it's just a house. Don't worry about it. - Team two! - Hey, wait, doubles! - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! - Oh, double! - Doubles

. - So you did. - I'm scared, man. - Please roll! - I really hope they double again. - Seven. [confirming seven] - Going to the red, [unintelligible]. - Yeah, we can go. All right, new, new tap. - Minter's Mansion. - Oh, that's a big buy. - They are cleaning up. - Oh, we missed my DJ set. - Aw. - Oh, the Minter Mansion! - Oh! - Oh! - We'll cop it for the small price of- - 220! - 220. Yeah. - Yeah, we'll take that. - Yes, sir. - You know what, we've actually dubbed up that. - Have you, any of you

been to Minter's Mansion? - Yeah, it's really nice. - Oh, I actually haven't. - You have not? - Have you not? - I went, I went. - What a terrible friend. - Yeah, well. - I've never been invited. - I believe everyone was invited. - What about his birthday, we went golf? - Where was I that day? [all jeering] - I was in the other side of the world. [all ohing] - For being a bad friend it's 240. - Harry! - Harry! - It's not my fault! - I'd say it's a bad friend for you to organise your birthday on

the day that I was away. - 260! - No, no, no! We actually- - Bro's had a nude exposed now he's been charged extra. - 250. 250, please. - 250, that's enough. - We are suffering it. - We don't actually have enough. - Okay, 250. - We have no change. Do you have change, sir? - What do you need? - Ninety back. - Fair enough. You know what? Money's irrelevant at this stage. - You ready, J? - Yes. - Are you okay? - Are you trying to get that off his face? - Yep, just trying to rip it. - What are you yo

u doing? - No, please. - Oh God. - What you doing? - I've been trying to- - This? [moustache ripping] [all laughing] - Please roll! - Tobi! - Oh, I like it. - Nice. - Ooh, nice landing. - Oh? [all ohing] - Ah, they got the best one. - And I think they've got- - Yeah, I want a bit of that. - One. Two. Three. - Excuse me, Vikkstar? - He's doing his set! - Four. Five. Six. Seven. Eight. Nine. Ten. - Who bought the set? - It works. - We would like to purchase the set. - We want Vikkstar's DJ set. -

200! But I'll give it to you for 150 if you perform for us. - Let's take the deal. - Okay then. - You sing I [mimics DJ] - Okay, sure. 150. - And a performance. - We've got the reverse deal. - Yeah. We getting scammed here, man. - Some people are good friends. - Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. - What tunes you got? - Royalty free. - This royalty free mix gonna go off. - Okay. Just gimme, gimme a, gimme a beat. - Oh yes. Oh! - Oh. - If the crowd goes home, do they get fined? - Okay. Not sure if this is

right for the, for the club. Are we out here havin' a great night? - Everybody having a good time? [all cheer] - Yes. Ready? - You can now put your jackets from the cloak room. - Yeah. Uh-huh. We out here playing Monopoly. - Yeah! - I want to kiss my mom properly. - Huh!? [all laughing] - Don't. [all booing] - Leave the stage, leave the stage! Leave the stage. - Jack, you know your record scratches? Leave it at that. - No. - Yeah, maybe we should stop there. - We'll move on! - Spinning next to t

hat. - The bars is flowing. - I said is everybody having a good time? - I'll get into it, but I don't have the time. - You can use the 50 for therapy. - I'm having the best night ever. - f*ckin' hell man. - I wanna kiss my mom properly. - It was actually flowing as well. - Money! - Sorry. - I am finished. Seven! [confirming seven] - We have sides! - We have sides! - No, we have Sidecast. We have Sidecast. - We have Sidecast. - Please do the math properly. - Three, four, five, six. - We've got a

blue and an orange and a yellow. - Boys, this uh, it's a wrap. It's been good play. - I say we cop it as well. - Yeah. I say we buy it. - Yes? - Yeah, we'll have Sidecast. - Not looking good. - Can you save some properties for us, please? We haven't got anything yet. - 260. - Yep, calm. - We kill them on the way past. We drive by. - Yeah, I'm down. I'm down, I'm down. - Pleasure doing business with you, sir. - Try coming up to our ends? [paddle slaps] - Hey! - If I bend over, can you do that aga

in? [all laughing] - Come over here. Roll something big. - Smoke me properly. - Drivers, please go. - Oh, look at that. - Oh, that's poo. - That's gotta be a five. - There's two properties. - Six! - Take that. Six is cool, no? - 1, 2, 3. - Who's doing it? That's my child! - That's my sunglasses! - Hey! - That's my sunglasses. - Oh my God. - Hey, they owe us money, though. - Where are we, though? - Man, just steer! - I think the compensation should be double. - Nah, bro, you hit a child. - Bro, i

t literally is. - And sunglasses. - You've run Olive over. - Should we buy it? - You've got the cash. - Look as well, at least that they're still intact. They can survive a hard fall. - Yeah. True. - Drop test. - Rigid. - Cheers for the drop test. - Thanks for the glasses, my friend. - Looking griffy my guy. - 140! - Alright, 140, there you go. - Please hand me 30. - Thirty. - Wait, what? - For damages to your brand. - Oh, f*ck. - Oh, thank you. I'd say we've earned it. - Well, we might as well

smash outta the rest of them then. - Would you like 140 now? - No. - Oh. - You cannot buy this brand now. - Oh no! - Oh wow. - We're f*cked, mate. We have so- We're just gone. - Alright, let's get it Vik. - Hit it with the f*cking pony glass. - Ooh! - Eleven! [confirming eleven] - We're moving around this board. - Hey! - You got the bonk. - Where are we heading to? - Bright Side. - Bright Side. - Squash them, okay? - Oh, not the charity. But we have to buy this, right? - Yes, we do. - Okay. - We

ll you don't have to. - We'll take it. We'll take it. We'll take a slice of the charitable life. - Yeah. - What we saying for this? - We will purchase Bright Side, please. - Okay, 300. - With an aim of, of helping the unfortunate. - I know why he's done it, he's skiving profits off the top. I know why he's done it. - A tax write off. - Hey! - Hey, yo! Ethan was kicking the puppies! - Bro, Ethan kicked the dog. - I didn't kick a puppy! - Look, he's lovin' it. - He's playing football. - See? - Now

, as that is a charity, that money shall go to the TikTok brand deal section. [all ohing] - Oh, okay. - Nice. - So if you land here, you get paid. If you do a TikTok. [all ohing] - Oh, you get the cash. - And there's 300 right now. - Ooh. That's big for us. - For the record, the charity money does not go to TikTok brand deals. - It goes straight to us. Team two! - All right, they got a, they got a roll so it's back to them. - Oh, good roll. - Uh-oh. Oh, that's two. - Double devastation. - Seven!

- Seven! - Community Chest. - Oh! - You wheel the barrow, I'll fix the things. - Alright. - Community Chest! You got a Sidemen x Topps card back from Ace Grading. - Oh! - And it was a 10! [both cheering] You sold it for 100! [groaning] - Why, why were you upset? - I expected more. - It wasn't a KSI one, it was a Tobi. - It was a Behzinga. - I mean, I know what they're worth, they're like 400 plus. - It was Behzinga, signed. - You got Behzinga signed. Sorry. - That doesn't look like a hundred. -

Don't be ungrateful. - What the f*ck? - Yeah that taught a lesson in humbleness. - Good life lesson there from the Mr. Monopoly man. - What'd they get? - I think they said 50. - 50. - Stay humble. - Ah, stay humble kings. - Stay humble, bro. - Drivers! - Yes? - Yeet! - Oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh no. - Oh. - Double! - Double-le-le-le-le. - I won't drive. Right. - Are they onto the Community Chest together? - Here I come. - Oh no. - 1, 2, 3, 4. - Oh, stinky! - Stinker, stinker. - Community Chest! - And t

his is gonna honk now, by the way. - We own nothing. - It is Olive's birthday. [all awing] - ♪ Happy Birthday to you ♪ - That's what's happened. - Ethan has made each of you buy a present. - Oh. - Ohh. - Pay 50 pounds each. - Oh! - To him? - It's my child! - No. - Oh, it's Olive. - Okay. Okay. That's alright. - Oh, I think we found our losers. - Oh yeah. - Oh, we'll let Ethan off because he is the father. - Yeah yeah yeah. - Olive has donated this to the TikTok brand deal. - Hey a real one. Real

one. - I see that going in your pocket though. Are you TikTok? - Hey! - I was just asking. - That's some questioning. - Hey! - Questioning the Game Master. - Are you an idiot? - The Mr. Monopoly one. - I've invited Vic. I invite Vic. I invited. Thanks for coming to my daughter's party. - It's a pleasure. It's a pleasure. Had a great time. - Thanks man. Appreciate it. She's gonna remember you, man. - 50 quid, that was worth! - Yeah. - 50 pounds. - Oh my God. - Double! - He's got a f*cking fragil

e ego, that Mr. Monopoly man. Oh, six. - Six! - My foot got stuck. - Don't do that 'cause- Oh. - Wow. - Now surely. - If I merely speak. - Ethan's Gym! - Oh yeah. We gotta buy it, huh? - Well, it is 220. - Oh, it's expensive. Wow. Good gym. Yeah. - Yeah. You wanna buy it? - I'll buy it. - Yeah, we'll buy it. - Yeah, we'll buy it. - Stop buying stuff on our, on our colour. - Well, we can do a trade. - I'm not, we're not trading with you. We refuse. - That's your loss then, isn't it? - It's your l

oss as well. - As this is already Ethan's Gym. You may have it for 150. [all groaning] - Oh that's ridiculous. - Yes! - Do you have change? - Sailors! - Yes. - Hello. - Set sail, b*tches. - Rolly, rolly, rolly. - Come on. - Come on. Give us a double. - Six. - Hell no! - I'm six, god. - Nine! - Are we past Go? - Can we get rid of this bloody boat now? - As you have completed one round, you may get rid of the boat. - Thank goodness me. - Let's go park it off on the side. - Do we get it? We may as

well, right? It's cheap as chips. - You have passed Go. - Yes. - There is your 200. - Thank you sir. - Would you like to buy it? - We'll buy 'em all. We'll have the luck. - There we go. Just so you know, that includes all of KSI's bandanas. - Oh, no. - We missed one. - That is up to the owners of the bandanas. - An offering. A peace offering. - Ah! - Oh, what? - Oh, I like that. - Why blue? We're orange, clearly. - They really do every colour. - I like that, we'll make friends from the offset. -

What happened to your teammate? - Where is your teammate? - He's using the gym. - Has he gone toilet? - He's gone- - Oh my God. - Who else is in there? - The only one who came out of there. - It's a glory hole. - Is it right in there? Is it the back? - You go around the back. [all giggling] [Simon yells] [loud hold music playing] - Right? - Well this is getting demonetized. - You see how they get the free money? - Yeah. Now I see why the favourable treatment's coming. - No, no. - I think you we

re right. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, bro. - What? Is he getting money for that? - That is knowing your worth. - Carry on. - We'll take it. - We've just scammed our way into like 70 quid, f*ckin' yeah. - Ooh. - Five! - I might get a good one, yeah? - Super tax! - Super tax. - 150! - 150 is an absolute scam. - No, it's Sidemen Challenge Match. - No it's not. - We're in Bright Side. - No it was Community Chest, my guy. - They were Bright Side. - And we're now living on the bright side of the board. - Yo

u know, that is unfortunate. - Is there anything I can do to reduce my tax? - I'll make it business. We can head to the lockers. - I chose the wrong time to ask that question. - That locker helps. - Wrong time to ask that. - We do charge commission. - That's not a locker. That's the yucker. - Listen man, we're low on money. - 150! - Here listen. - You go in there with him, you have a relationship, and you can clean up with that. - All right, calm. - We can't just keep getting money off of blow j

obs, boys. The game must have some integrity, surely. - I do not want anything from this man. [romantic music plays] - You, however. [hip hop music] - Come and check out the bloody big bargains we have got on offer at sidemenclothing.com. - Listen! - I might as well keep my dignity. - It's either that cutie or nothing. - When you walked towards a locker, you lost all the dignity you had. - This goes into the TikTok brand deal. - Wee! Wow. Good throw, guys. - That was a nice throw. - No it's a on

e again, isn't it? - Oh, for f*ck's sake. - Seven! [all ohing] - 1, 2, 3, - Oh no, it won't steer! It won't steer! It won't steer! It won't steer! - I can see why. - Dangerous driving. - Please continue your drive. [all ohing] You went to jail! - It's been, well we did hit a child. - You do not pass Go. Get in there! - Get in prison. - But we're gym owners. ♪ Na na na na ♪ ♪ Hey hey hey ♪ ♪ Goodbye ♪ ♪ Na na na na ♪ ♪ Na na na na ♪ ♪ Hey hey hey ♪ ♪ Goodbye ♪ - All right Vik, you throw it and I'

ll get mine to land on top of yours. - Wait, are they trying to kill themselves? - Are they doing prison break? - Oh, it nearly did you know! Oh, yes! - Great roll. Great roll. - Ten! - So you're telling me the guys who have the glory hole they're putting up a curtain, they're gonna take sales. - Oh, well, not only can we buy his child, we can throw water balloons at him. How fun. - You're not visiting. - We're not visiting. - Oh, okay, okay, okay. - Yeah. We'll, we will. - We'll buy. - Well, so

meone's gotta look out for Olive, he can't. - Yeah, exactly. - Please don't buy my child! - We will buy the child and we can also, we can rent her out as well. - That's awful. That's awful. - It says on the thing we can! - That's too far. - Bro, renting out a child is crazy. - It says there! - That is crazy. - That's crazy. - That's 450 quid. - This is crazy. Please do not buy my child. You are child trafficking as we speak. You just trafficked child. - We're on international waters, yeah? - You

should have thought about that before your reckless driving. - Exactly. - Roll a six with me. - Nah, you want six? I'll give you six, homes. - Is it okay if I roll the die like this? - Oh, f*ck. It just did the way it wanted. - Yes. That was it. - That's my roll? - Three! - f*ck! - f*ck. Ugh. - If you get a six. - Seven! - What? - 200. - 3, 4, 5, 6. Sidemen Clothing. - Okay. - You have passed Go. - And we've lost. - Have you got anything? - Yeah, we own a gym. [sailors laughing] - It was only c

heap, though. - Sidemen Clothing has been bought! - Yes! - P*edophiles. - Oh! - Whoa. - No, just driving. - Okay, drivers. - PUI's, we call it. - Would you like to pay your way out? - How much? - How much is it? 50? - 50. - $50. - Statistically, you should. - We'll give you a blow job for a tenner. - The last one was not that good. He did only give me 20. - That's only him though. - He did only gimme 20. - You can test out my partner. - I refuse. - We gotta pay our way out, I think. - We gotta p

ay it. - Nah, stay in there for a little bit, man. - Suck my f*ckin' big whopper. - Stay in there for a little bit. - That is what you offered. - I might just visit. - You wait till I get you in here! - I might just visit. - I'm gonna get you in here! - Let them free! - Escape! - Free me! - You have a driving ban. - Oh, that's fine by me. - No more car. - Okay. Walkers, please go. - Walkers. - Walkers now. - Walker's Crisps. Oh, Kobe! - You had to make him food, didn't you? - Oh, double! - Eight

! - Ohh. - They're back out on smoke. - That's big. - They've stepped out on some heat. - Illvzn, mate. - Yeah. - No! - That's getting bought. - Illusions are just ill visions. - No! - It's getting bought and I'm liquidating it. - No! - How about that 180? - Because everything they buy has already been owned by someone else. They haven't got a clear one. We haven't either, to be fair. - We're puttin' Illvzn in jail. - Yah. - Oh, we nearly held hands there. That was quite sensual. [Simon and sail

ors exclaiming eight] - We'll get there. - 4, 5, 6, 7. Wow! We owe someone money. - Sidecast. - You owe us money! - How much? - 22. - 22. - Now, I'd argue that JJ hasn't done many Sidecasts, so. - I'd argue I've done the most. - Here is your 22. - Thank you, kind sir. Thank you. - We roll at two, okay boss? We roll a two and we walk off into the sunset. - Okay. One, one. Let's go. Alright. That's the first one. - Oh, that is not a two. - Eleven. - Eleven! - No, you know. It be what it be. - All

right. One, two, three, four - Oh, Chance! - Five, six, - It's gotta be bad. - Seven, eight, - It's gotta be bad. - Nine, ten, eleven. - Oh, it's gotta be bad at this point. - That is a Chance. - I think I no, I, I envisage a life of luxury. - Okay. - Financial freedom. - Here it comes. - Got the boost boys. You have five seconds to make it to the ultimate Sidemen Failure is cancelable. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. - I'd argue they have to run around the spaces. - Go to jail! It said make it 'round. - You wen

t across! - You did not go round. There are no shortcuts in life. - You cheaters! - Oh, okay, alright. - Cheating scumbags. - Please. ♪ Na na na na ♪ ♪ Na na na na ♪ ♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪ ♪ Goodbye ♪ - We're gonna get outta here. - Yeah. - Trust. - When we buss case, we're coming after you. - There's legit a crusty toilet in here. - Oh Lord. - This is an actual, this is like an actual cell. - Just 'cause you're in jail doesn't mean you can't look after a child. - Oh yes. We forgot that. - Sorry. Sor

ry. - That's part of the deal. - Take your child! [overlapping chatter] He's taking your kid to jail, by the way, Behz. - It does feel weird having Ethan's child with us here. - Oh! ♪ I'm a little sugar plum, shoo swoo ♪ - I think we should roll it at the same time. - Yeah, me too. Don't you think? - Eleven! - Oh my God. The new house. - Two, three, four, five, six, - Oh, this is big. This is very big. - seven, eight, nine, ten! Internet Made, my boy! - We're buying that! We're buying that! - Ho

w much? How much? - 180. - One hundred and eighty! - Alright. Who's got Illvzn? - Us. - Yeah, that's right. - Alright, we need to talk, yeah? Have we unlocked a trade? - No, you better talk Prime money. - You know who you can talk to my boy? - Aye, aye, aye, no, we don't own Prime on this game, so. - You can talk to my f*ckin' ass! - Can we initiate a trade? - It's up to you. - Talk to my f*ckin' ass. - Oh my god, man. - Yeah. - We're initiating a trade. - Yeah. Talk to us. - You're requesting a

trade. - You trading what? - Alright, what do you want? - Prime. - Prime. - We see one bit of prime. - We see that you need Sidecast. - We don't need it. - We don't want it. That is the only yellow bought. - we see that you could do with a station. - No. No. - Aw you got a f*ckin' stink! - There's no negotiating there. Continue. - f*ck off. - You've got no bargaining chips at this moment. - Well, what do you want? - Offer us anything? - Yeah, exactly. - Do you want the Sidemen Dogs? - We've bee

n, no. - No. - We've been active on this board. - Alright, we'll pay. - Let's let them go around. - Please trade at the start of your go. - We get it in. - Whoop there. - f*ckin' d*ckheads. - What a curl on it. - Four! - It's a bit boring in here, isn't it? - They're straight to jail. Get f*cked you twats! - Oh, no! - One. - I don't turn legs. - Two. Three. [police sirens] - What a f*cking idiot. f*ck you. f*ck you. - You c*nts, you wanna make that trade now!? - No. - How about now you d*ckheads

? Huh? Come on! - What'd I do this time? - Get in there you pricks! - Yeah, yeah caught you. Get in. - f*ckin' hell. - Get in. - Hello, welcome. - Put that back. [yelling] - Give me my child! Give me my child back! - Oh my God. - Okay! - Josh did we just lose? - You know what happens in here, boy. - Please no! - Well sailors. It's your turn. - We'd like this thing- - We'll pay our way outta this thing, please. This is horror. - Can they pay for us? - They can, if they would like. - Yeah, pay for

us. - I don't want, no. - Yeah we can form an alliance here, boys. - You're off your head. - We can form an alliance here, boys. - I'm not forming an alliance with you rapscallions. - Honestly, they're gonna just be back caught. - At this point, yeah. They're broken. - We might not even need to trade. They'll just be bankrupt. - Yeah. Should we just wait it out? f*ck it. - You're free. - Oh, are are we allowed to? Can we leave- ? I feel like the child wants to see her father again. - No, no, no

, no, no. We're taking the child with us. We're taking the child. - Put her in a kennel. - This is crazy, by the way. Vikkstar is trafficking a child again. Again. - Asset management. - And that, yeah. - Asset management? She's a child. - Okay, sailors, it is your go. You are just visiting right now. - Oh, nice. - Oh, so we are! - sh*t. - Oh, Jesus Christ. [Sidemen giggling] - Okay. Please roll your dice. - Harm the wildlife. We'll be nice to them now. We'll be nice. - Long day. Long day. - Craz

y how they switch up on you once they leave the pen. - That's what you get for not trading, d*ckheads! - Oh, that was nice. - Oh, if it'd been a three we'd have buss case! - Beta Squad House. - No, we've already got it. - We already own that. - Money! - Oh no. - Eight. [Sidemen echoing eight] - Studio! - Yeah, dun know! - Tobi's Studio, 240. - How much money have we got? We've got 500. - We've got significant. - We've got five hundred. - Now, it is 240, but I'm willing to offer you a deal. - Oh.

- I'll offer it to you for 150 - Oh. - If you can perform a track right now. [clears throat] - Brudda. - One of my tracks? - Yes. - Do you know the words for Destined for Greatness? - No. ♪ Destined for greatness ♪ ♪ Back in school days I was known for my lateness ♪ ♪ Always wanted more, wouldn't ever try to take less ♪ ♪ Always been a real guy, never liked the fakeness ♪ ♪ Never liked the fakeness, always kept it real though ♪ ♪ Back to back on the track with my lil' bro ♪ ♪ Keep our heads hig

h but we work with our heads low ♪ - Someone turn the music off! ♪ It was known from the get go ♪ - I'm gonna hang myself in my cell. - 240. - Ah, f*ck! - The f*ck. - f*ck, man. Our Tilly's a therapist. - Let me out! - You licked a boot, I remember that. - I'm about to liquidate your company as well. - If they had cheered, you may have got it. - Oh, okay. - Oh, alright. We'll remember that. - Okay, okay. - We'll remember that, yeah? When you wanna trade, dun know. - Drivers! - I like the walkers

. - Ex-drivers. - Yeah. Walkers, please. - What would you like to do? - Come out. [both laughing] - I'm gay! - I believe you've already done that. - Really brave of you. - How much is it? - Fifty. - Can I do a discount? - Um. - We got abused in there, man, please. - 30, 35. - I think 35's perfect. - I will accept 35. - Because we're out within- - I will accept 35. - I haven't got any money. - Hey, you guys got no money? Huh? You guys wouldn't trade. - Shut up. - Well, you got no money. - I will

tell you this right now. - Yes. - TikTok are paying quite a lot of money. [all ohing] - Is it like, do I just have to make one? - If they roll a 10. - Mom's life, you're not getting a 10. - Hey, don't say! - Mom's life, you're not getting a 10. - Who's mother? - 10. - My mom. - Please protect Yinka. - Bro's been kissing her as well. - Mom's life. - He wants to kiss her. - Our rolling is awful. - No! - Three! - No, that's not good. - Bar! - Three! - That's the second time you landed on this. - Ju

st so you know, - We'd like to buy this. - they own both pinks. - Yeah, we're gonna buy this. - They own both oranges. - And we're buying this. - Yeah we're just gonna be a nuisance. - We are the foil in their assholes. - We just wanna beat the- - One forty! - He wants to get rid of us. - Who's ready for a three hour Sidemen Sunday? - You laughed at us. Well, I have to say. Who's laughing now? - Wait. We could actually, do you want to trade [unintelligible] for Olive? That seems like a fair deal

. - That does seem- Well, it's a straight swap. - Yeah, straight swap. - I don't wanna have- - We don't want Olives. - I would like my child back. - It's a year off. - Can I have my child back please? - No, you're having a day off. - It makes no difference if we - Olive, Olive and a tenner. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You give us a tenor, we're giving you your child back. She was about to be sent to Venezuela, she was. - We could have sold brand. - Are you making a trade? [all declining] - He

doesn't want his child back. - We'll think about it. - He doesn't want his child back. What a sicko. - Let's go. - Just throw them some big roll. - Oh, six. - So close. - Ooh, no. Ooh! - No! - One, two, three, four. Yeah! - No! - Okay. - What TikTok can we make? - As it will be on the Sidemen account. - Yes. - The Sidemen will decide. - Okay. - Oh! Wap, wap. - You have to recreate [unintelligible] one. - I think they've gotta do No, that, or they have to do the, "This TikTok stops when it gets t

oo cringe." And you've just gotta keep going. - And just so you know. - There's serious money here, you know? - How much is this worth? - Six hundred and thirty five. - You gotta recreate your one, surely. - There'll be noise. - No noise in the background. Just pure silence. - We'll decide when it's cringe. - Please begin. - Hello! This is the try not to cringe challenge. Okay, let's go. - No. No. Alright. Yeah. Alright. What else, what else- No, no, no. What's the- Oh, mommy. Can I suck on thos

e titties? [stifled laughter] ♪ Come on, lady. Come on, lady. ♪ ♪ One pound fish ♪ - Somebody toucha my spaghet! [stifled laughter] ♪ Now watch me whip, now watch me nae nae ♪ [stifled laughter] - I think you won. - No, no, no. There must be more. There must be more. What else, what else- Stop! And drop it. [stifled laughter] What's something really cringe? sh*t. Uwu! [stifled laughter] - That's a, that's done. Everybody cringed. Everybody cringed. - I haven't. - Drink up, boys. - He's done nix,

by the way. - I don't, I don't know anything. - Harry's backpacking. - If you would like to stop there, I will offer you half. - No, no. We can do more. No, no, no. We'll just, we'll just. - Oh, no. Oh, no. - Men, get involved. I can't, we'll take half, we'll take half. I can't do it, we'll take half. - I've done that for half!? - We'll take half. - Do something! No, no! Do something! Do something! - Okay, it is done. It is done. - That TikTok has to be deadly silent, and it's just them. I want

, I want no cuts. - I hope that was worth it, you d*ckheads. - I want the full three minutes and them just going. - Three hundred and thirty. - Well done. Well done. - It's an honest, honest wage. Thank you, Harry. [overlapping chatter] - Oh f*ck! - Alright, what do we need? - Four. - We need Tobi. - Okay. - Oh yeah. - 1, 2, 3, 4. Don't get a two, Tobi! - Don't get a two. - Oh no. That's hitting 2, bro. [Sidemen groaning] - Three! The Sidemen House. - Oh, that's big. - Oh, we buying that! We buy

ing that. We buying that. ♪ Oh baby, we buying that ♪ ♪ Oh, we buying that, yeah ♪ - 300. ♪ We buying that ♪ - We actually don't have that much money left. - I know, I know, I know. - Do you have 300? [both yeahing] - We good for that, we good for that. ♪ We buying that ♪ - 300. - Thank you very much. - Thank you. Thank you. Hey. - Okay, walkers. - We just need to not hit Super Tax. - Oh my God, please. [cheering] - Oh, the 12! - Sides! - Sides. - They eatin' good. - Yeah, baby. - Now, as the ow

ners of Sides, you have stock behind you. - Oh. - Oh, we have stock behind us. - If you wish to sell it to anyone, they can buy it. - I'm considering it, yeah. - That chicken mix. - I know you boys, you need some protein. - Chicken mix for a ten. - What's the macros on the pro on the- - The macros. - Per 35 grammes serving, - Yeah. - you are getting 11 grammes of the good stuff. - Crazy. - I could be with that. - 35 grammes. - If you are buying it, you do need to pay me first. - 11 grammes of pr

otein. - How many calories? - You're never gonna believe this. - Go on. - Under a hundred. - Really? - 97. - Ooh! - 200. - Yeah. Yeah. - Remember we were open to, open to do this. - Thank you very much. - Thank you, boss. - I just shot jerky for a tenner. I can't believe it. Let's go! - You're cooking, You're kiddin' yourself. - Hey! Hey, you sold that before you bought that. - Hey. You nearly paid a pound per calorie. You paid over a pound per- Wait, wait. No. - No. - There were no discussions.

- A pound per gramme of protein. - That's it. Yeah. - Double! Please roll again. - Another go. - Nobody's gonna believe it. - That was pretty tacky. Imagine they got doubles again. - Seven! - We're gonna need that ten back and some change. - How much is it? - 26 squid. - However, we would like to get- Make that money go to a good cause. What's a good cause here? - What? Why, why? - You want it? - I'm a good cause. - 'cause we're the charity, man. We've gotta do charity stuff. - Okay. - What we

will give, we will give 13 pounds to our comrades as well. - Oh! - So it's 13 each? - Yeah. [Sidemen awing] - Good will you just did. - Yeah, good will from the Bright Side Charity. - Can we buy some sweets off of you for 13? - Oh, you wanna buy some sweets? - Yeah, thirteen. - Thirteen. 13 sweets, yeah. - Thirteen sweet, yeah? - Thank you, boys. - Have these, the premium sweets on the market. - Yeah? - Yeah, yeah. Yeah. - It's that chicken shop mix. [Both oohing] - You got chicken feet. - Oh, I

do love my chicken feet. - Hey. Giant fried egg. - Oh, I love a fried egg. - Chilli Pepper. - We sold it already. You can just- - Hey, he's trying promo the product, man. Leave his f*ckin' sh*t, bro. - Do you wanna sell some to the public as well? - Why has he got in the business? [Sidemen making mocking noises] - Big roll. - Not everyday, sure. - I'm telling you I'm big roll. - Nine! - Ooh! The Troops! - The Troops! - So who else owns yellows? - We do. I mean- No, nevermind, nevermind. - Well,

280. We'll pay 280 for The Troops. - 280! - Yeah. - How's that jerky, my friend? - Really good, you know? - How are your sweets, boys? - Sweet. - Team two! - Can we trade? - No, we're not. - You wanna say something? - Trade! - You're not talking to me. - Go on then. What? - We don't want that. - I don't get his trade though. He looks at us and just shows us what he's got. So what does that mean? - It's not like show-and-tell at school, mate. - We have Illvzn. - Yeah. - And do you like to trade

a station for Illvzn? And some cash. And some cash. - No. - What cash? What cash? - Lads. I'm not gonna lie. - No. - We don't want it. - I don't care. - f*ck's sake, man. - Why won't you give us what we want? - Oh. First time? - Just so you know, this team has not made it past Go yet. - Yeah, went a way though. - You're on like, your third round. - They have been to jail twice. - We'll give you a hundred. - They know people. - They'll be poor, bro. - That was a really good throw. - Our beef jerk

is so good, you know. - Isn't it? - Hey! - Oh, no. - Oh, no. - No, no. - No, they're fine, are they not? - No, we're fine. - The Ultimate Sidemen! - We're fine. - 400, though. - And they get another go. - Don't think we can afford it, bro. I think we leave. I think we leave it. - Yeah, leave it for now. Leave it for now. - We're going not buy. - Wow! - You are not buying The Ultimate Sidemen? - Nope. - Nah, nah, nah. - It's too expensive, bro. - That's good. You know, that's good self-restraint

. - Yeah. - Impulse control, impulse control. - Please go again. - 3, 2, 1. Woo! - Oh wow. - Oh, nice Throws - Art a little woo as well. - Three! - Community Chest! - Community Chest, dun know. And 200. - I will wait to see what the Chest is first. Three. - Yeah, show us your chest. - Get your chest out, Si. - Go on, Si. - Go on, Si. Do it. [Sidemen laughing] - Oh no. - He's shut the shop down. - No! I'll stop. - Never say that again. - Sorry, sorry. - You have forced your friends to subscribe t

o your OnlyFans. - Oh, this may be good. - So, if you're willing to flash your bum to them, then you collect 10 from every single player. - Wow! - For 10!? - Put that up, put that up. - Right. I'll, I, I, I- - Keep on that then. - Tell me, man. - So I've, no, I've seen JJs bum enough. I wanna see Tobi's bum now. - Yeah, I did, too. - I've seen JJ. I've seen all of JJ's stuff. - If Tobi does it, you'll have to pay 50 each. [Sidemen ohing] - Yeah. It's more premium service. - If I can see the hole

, then yeah. - What? Why am I cheaper? - If you can see the hole!? Ain't no way. - If you bend over and spread it, yeah. - Everyone's seen yours, though. - For money! - I've seen JJ's cock and everything. - That is for passing Go. - Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. - And bend over. - Yeah, do it for everyone there as well. - Yeah. - Do you want me to show you my ass? - The hole. - The hole!? Impossible. Impossible. - It sounds like- - I'm not gonna pay for OnlyFans for JJ, I've alread

y seen everything. For Tobi, I feel I'm getting something. - Like JJ did it for free. - If you wish to show your bum, they have to pay you ten. If you wish to show your bum they have to pay you 50. - It's not worth 40. It's not worth 40. - JJ got the dogs out for free. - You've done it for free and you're telling me it's not worth it for Monopoly money. - It's not worth it, bro. It's not worth it. - Do it. Get bum out and go like this. - Or do this. This will be a good one. Like if you do that a

nd then put your head, look through like that. - See, that is crazy. I'm not doing this. I'm not doing that. - You do not have to spread your cheeks. - Listen, we'll have to pass on this one. - We'll pass. - The OnlyFans is shut down. - Walkers! - Oh, sh*t. - I know. - f*ck's sake. - I feel wherever you chuck it, it always knocks up the nose. - It does. - 10! - 10, not bad, though. - Ah, we'll take, we'll take some pretty pennies off you there. - No, no, no, no, no, no. - Oh no, is it not? - It'

s Community Chest. - Oh, Community Chest. - You own the Community Chest, do you mate? We passed go for the first time! - Yes! - Are you celebrating this? - You helped Callux design a new notwoways. - Wow. That's good. - Receive 25 pounds for your hard work. - Oh wow. - Ah, so 225. - Callux a scammer, boys. - I'm gonna be honest here, the chances in the Community Chest have been very forgiving so far. - Very good. - That means that there's a load of sh*t. - There's a lot of problems to come, yeah

. - Yeah, there's problems on the way. - What is your new shoe called? - It's called the Cansinis. - Brilliant. Check out the Cansinis on notwoways. - What a throwback. - Ooh, that was quite good. - Ooh! Five! So 1, 2, 3, 4, - Prime! - Prime! Prime! - Prime! - Now that, that's big. - 320! - Do we have enough money? - Yeah. - Yeah. That's your TikTok fund. - Oh yeah. - You receive Prime stock. [both ohing] - That was better than your TikTok, by the way. - Lovely jubbly. - That was more cringe tha

n your TikTok. - Prime! - Prime. - 320. But I'll give it to you. - Oh. - 300. For a prime. - For a prime. - Which one would you like, sir? - I would like this one please. - Help yourself. - Oh, the Glowberry! - No, that's- - No, that's the KSI flavour. - I like KSI. - Can I buy a Prime? - Of course you can. - For one, one pound. - Ooh, for one pound, my friend. - One pound. That's a bit of a disrespect. - For one pound you can get a purple one. - Purple one. - I'll take it. I'll take it, I'll ta

ke it. I'll take it. - These are from the archives. - We'll take a tenner. We'll take a tenner. - For a Prime energy. - Help yourself. You can even have two, you can do, you know what, no, no. Keep that. We're doing two for one. - Two for one. - What do you want? - I don't want an energy. I want a hydration. - You can have it, I said anything two for one. - Pink one. - Thank you. - Wheelbarrow team. - Oh, nice. - For one as well. - One. - Oh? [Sidemen laughing] - Seven! It's the Sidemen Dogs! -

You should have got five, bro. - I know. I should've rolled five. Sorry for choosing to roll a six. - Do you own the Sidemen Dogs already? - We do own the Sidemen dogs. _ Yeah, we do. - Are you upset that there's no cats? - No, I'm not upset. - There were three. There were three dogs there. - Yeah. That's my dog. Shout out my dogs. Dogs. - They're all great dogs. - Defence! - Good head. - Throw that down there for what? - Our rolls are cheap. - Four! - 1, 2, 3. - No! - Harry's Powder Room! - We'

re causing more issues for other people. - Just f*ck off. - I, for one, have seen Harry's powder room. - Yes? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I've heard many things about Harry's powder room. - And I'd be led to believe the contents of that room is worth way more than we're purchasing for. - Okay so charge 'em more! - No, no, no. - If they have a deal, they have a deal. - They have a deal. We found a deal. - We know gold mines on the market, okay? - Now Harry, where do you keep the stash? - I'm willing to

sell you what's in this room. - Ooh! Ooh! [Sidemen laughing] - Great throw, mate. - LeBron James. - Nice. - Oh. - Six. Six! - 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. - KSI, your juices are delicious. - Thank you. Oh wait, is that us? - Yes. - That's the only time you see me throw it back. - Nine! Illvzn. - f*ck. f*ck! - You sound upset about that Tobi. - Well someone else currently owns my company and is - What? Illvzn? - Threatening to liquidate. - Tough up, baby. - 14 doll hairs, please. - We're actually, we're in

a bad spot right now. - Trading's gonna be held this game. Like it's gonna be two way trades. - Who do we trade, man? f*ck! - We're down to trade soon, we need one more. - We're down to trade. It's just these guys don't wanna. - Hey man. Hey man. - Hey man. Hey man. We need a Prime, man. - Hey man. Prime on him, man. - How much is a two for one? - Tenner. Two for 10. - Tenner. - Okay. Yeah, sure thing. - Yeah. - This is actually a good investment. - What do you want? - Really good investment. -

Do you got Ice Pops? - Yeah. - Gimme an Ice Pop Energy. - We can get a lot of money for this, dude. How much is this worth? Sidemen House? - Now our team's gonna be buzzing now. - Hey man, watch out. We could get, we could get rowdy over here. [Ethan yelling] - Well, it is also your go. - Yeah, gimme some money, b*tch. sh*t. - Yes! I did a good roll. - 8! 5, 6, 7. - sh*t. - Beta Squad House. - Give us some money! - We gave you some, for Prime. - Give us some more money. - I will cut your next j

erky down to three. - If you wanna just give us, give us a tenner. I'll take a jerky. I'll take two off, bro. - We're more willing to trade with you later on if you just- - Don't listen to that bullsh*t, bro. - Well, I don't want a jerky yet. I'm gonna call it in later. I've got a bit of stomach problems. - It was later. - So how much do they owe you? - 10. - 10. Just 10 is alright. - Low discount. - Alright, let's chuck it. - Alright, let's get it. - Three or eight. Three or eight. - Six! - Six

. - To the powder room. - Harry's Powder Room! Okay! - Now, my friend. - You have passed Go. - Oh, thank you very much, sir. I can offer you something. - Oh, okay. - I can put something in the jerky back next time we get to the shop. - Oh, I, okay. The, the chef's special. - So how much is it? - Six. - If you give us 10, I'll sort you out. - Get behind that man. - Really? - Yeah, it's been a while. It's been a while. - That's a really bad deal. We just traded 13 f*ckin' dollars. $12 for six. - W

ell, bad deal for you, man. I'm gonna be snorting f*ckin' lines off hookers later. I'm sorted. - Do we have- - Three! Five! - Look, your gym. Pump pump! - Pump, pump, pump, pump! - Ethan's Gym! - We're gonna work out. - Do it left. Do it - Right. - Do it day. Do it - Night. - How much? - I can give you some Trenbolone for- - Trenbolenie. - Trenbolenie. - Whoa, whoa. He has to pay to use the gym. - The money's comin', the money's comin'! - How much? - Pay first! - How much it for f*ck's sake? - 1

8! - With no membership, that's 20. They've touched the equipment. - 18 for the membership. - You got moving nuts, you know? - Yo, give us f*ckin' change, man. - Oh geez. You're gangster, aren't you? - I want two quid. - We're a Gloucester service. - That extra two goes to your next month's rent. - Oh, so we just got robbed, bro. - If you land here again, you get $2 off. - Harry! Do you want this? - We, yeah. Is there any, look, look at what we've got. - Anything you want off us? - Okay. Please

wait to trade till your turn. - No, no, no. - Oh, no, no, no, no. Aw. - Double! - Four! - Ooh. - One, two. Is that our own team? - Please go again. - Give it a high one. - Oh nice. - Oh for f*ck's sake, Behz. - Nice, man. Every time. [Sidemen ohing] - 10! - If we roll a third double, we go to jail, no? - 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10! - MoreSidemen, the best channel! - MoreSidemen. - 150. - MoreSidemen's been disrespected, by the way. How is it a utility? - If we roll another double. - One more double. -

Then it's trouble. - The slammer. The slammer awaits. - Intention. [Josh grunts] - It's 5 already, so what? - Ah, that's 5 - 5. - Double! - Just don't throw a 5, Josh. - Please do not throw a 5. - I like it. - Yeah. - Five isn't it? - That looks like a five. [Sidemen groaning] - Eight! - Hi Harry. - 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7. - What the f*ck? - Chance! - Sidemen Clothing has opened a new store. - No way. - Head there to promote it. - Oh, that's all right, yeah. - If you pass Go you will collect 200.

- We pass Go. - Wow. - Oh, check out these Sidemen Clothing. - Nah, you gonna run us some P! - Thank you. - Here is your, for passing Go. - Hey, yo, we want 25! - Ooh, fits you nicely. - Now, you do have to pay them 25, unless you do the free promotion. - Alright, here we go. - So please take a cool photo that will be on the, the Twitter later. - No, man, this is some BS. - Don't worry, bro. I'm about to buss into a certain pose. You watch this. So we'll do some sitting ones and then I'm gonna g

et up and put my leg up, like the photographers do. - Please hurry up. Good promotion! - That's sidemenclothing.com. Use discount code Simon for 20% off. - Wow! - How was that? - 20 percent? [Sidemen laughing] - f*ckin' hell. - That's the roll, brother. - He said that's the roll, burr. - Sidemen Reacts. - They don't sound too happy about that. - They do not sound happy. - Yeah. We'll sack it. It can- - Pass? - We'll pass. We're trying to save our money for a big trade that's coming up. - Bro, yo

u could trade that with them. - They have passed. - Yeah. No. Oh. - Ten. - Ten! Community Chest! - Let's go. - Community Chest. - Thanks for the gymmy fun, it was great working out there. - Good job, man. - f*ck your gym. - You can only lift the f*ckin' twelves, pussy. - It's a month membership by the way. You have to pay. - I lifted the seventeens, actually. - You have found a mysterious object. - Okay. - Stuck up your bottom. - What's going on? - Pay the hospital a hundred pounds to remove it.

- Oh no! - That's a pricey operation as well, my God. - If you had shown us your bum, we could have gotten it earlier. - You asked for the hole, brudder! - I will let you off the hundred pounds something does remain in your bottom. - Crazy, mate. You're crazy. - Mr. Monopoly's moving crazy. - This will go straight to TikTok. - Oh, we're, we're eyeing up a little TikTok already again, you know. - No, you lot stay away from TikTok. Please. - Yeah, bro, on god, don't. - Just don't. - I'm it. Ah! -

He's just breaking everything. - Nine! - Nine? - Nine! - Oh, Beta Squad House. - Give us some money, boys. - I heard that AJ died in there and it's now haunted. So, it's discounted. - Discounted rates. - I'd argue now that - That ups the price, it's an attraction. - He's died in there. [overlapping chatter] - Wow! - $12 - $12. - No discounts this time. - Oh, to pay your respects 15 would be nice. - Yeah, we, we don't wanna pay respects. - Oh, okay. - Now [unintelligible] is even, though. - So,

let's see. Will the seamen get an eight? - I mean, we don't wanna change with them. - Will they get an 8? - Hey! Hey! - TikTok brand deal! - Oh, alright, now, now this one has to be the- - The Ethan one. - No, this one has to be the Ethan one. - What do you want? - The dance I did with Cam Holmes. - What, what? How did it go? - 435. - You have to like, you, you caress him a bit. You sort of like lick the face and then you go down on them like. - Do you have it loaded already? - I've got it loade

d. - Oh, he's got it loaded. - I've got it loaded. - Why are we doing this? - Because how much money is on the line for this? - 435. - Yeah, we do need it. - We do need it. - So, so, you drop down. I'll hold your hand like that. Then we'll come up. We'll do that, and then we'll grab each other's waist. We can do that. - You gotta do it properly though. Yeah, yeah, that's fine. We'll just pretend you're all wet. So what, I have to - Lick the face. - do my like face, do a little of this? - Yeah, y

eah, yeah. We'll just, and lick a bit. And copy some drops. - Is this gonna happen by the way? I don't see them doing it. - Interlock some hands. Bit of grab of the waist. - So I need to do this. - Okay. - This is mad. - It's gotta be really sensual, though. - Ethan is the judge for this. - I hold your hand and you drop down like that. - I want think that you two are gonna f*ck after this. - Okay, well, okay, director. - I'm the PornHub director. - 3, 2, 1. Begin. [Sidemen laughing] Oh my f*ckin

g god. - I wanna die. I wanna die. - That was sensual. - Oh my god. That's it, that's it. - You're not close enough. - We got quite close! - No, like you're not like waist on waist. You are like, you're moving too much. - There was too much distance. - There was a lot of distance. - We'll have some money at least. - Stop panicking through it. - Slow it down. It's sensual. Slow down. Stop panicking. Listen, that's your brother, okay? - Just closer. Chest on chest. - Don't be scared of each other.

- Hips on hips. He was moving back scared. Touch him. - Maybe you need a quick trip to the powder. - Reload. - Bit more, bit loosey goosey. Bit loosey goosey. - Bros' just trying to escape at one point. - We try again. 3, 2, 1, go. - All right, and then I'll drop you down. Drop down. Slow drop. Yeah, lovely. And then we grab our waist. Yeah. And then - Jesus. [Tobi retching] - Hey, we are getting the money for that. - That's the truth, man, The man who made it. - 435. - We're f*ckin' dumb rich

now. - Bro. - I feel like, you know the people on OnlyFans that are like, "I've f*ckin' ruined my life. But at least I'm getting paid for that. I feel like that. [overlapping chatter] - We're gonna cry in a Ferrari. - If we don't win this game now. - Team wheelbarrow - Even numbers. - Imagine after all this we lose, by the way. - Oh, for sure. - Four! Sidemen Charity Match. - Oh! - Now this is 350, but I'm willing to do a deal. - Okay. - You'll take three penalties against a goalkeeper of your c

hoice. - Ooh! - If you score two, you'll get it for 200. But if you miss two, you have to pay 500 - I can do that. - Yeah, we can do that. - Which one is your keeper. - Vik. - Oh, for f*ck's sake. - Of course he was gonna pick him. - Bro, from there. - Do you wanna take the penalties? - Bro's gettin'- - For f*ck's sake. - Yeah, Tobi. Tobi can't kick. - I can kick. - No, we need you for next year's charity match. - For next year's? [Sidemen laughing] - JJ, will be taking the penalties. [both groa

ning] - We were gonna split it. - Now we're protecting your body. - Alright, cool. - Yeah next year charity match I'mma need you. - You don't care about my body. - I love your body. - But Vik loves it more. - I only love Harry's body. - Bro I- [Sidemen laughing] - I will accept bets. Whatever you're willing to put on. - What's the odds though? - Three to one. But, for the amount of goals. - A hundred pounds on one goal. - We'll match him. Do a hundred, but on two. - Yeah. - Okay. - We'll make it

interesting. - Your first penalty. - Come on Vik. Come on Vik! - Oh, he has missed, - He's missed a goal. - Maybe I should take off my shoes. - This time, rack it in there. Envision. - Penalty number 2. - Imagine I'm behind the goal. - Number two. - Goalie is going crazy. - I love it Vik. I love it. Save it. - That's in, that's in, - That's in,! - that's in, that's in. - That's in. - That is a goal. - Come on. Come on. - Whoa, this is Vik! - Vik, you've- Just save this pass, do not let this pas

t you. - This is the difference. - Alright, JJ, bag. - This is the difference. - Focus up JJ. - Stop moving it closer. I see what you're doing. This penalty means you either pay 500 or 200. - There's more pressure on this than Speed's penalty. - Go ahead, top bins. - Don't do a Speed though. - Just go ahead top bins. - Just gotta hit the net. - It's got a bigger goal. Come on. - Here we go. - Can't be a sinker. - Has to hit the net. [Sidemen cheering] - Do you understand what you've just done? -

He just missed! - No! - No, yes! - What you two and Vik - Yes! - did not know, was I took bets. - I know. - But you put a hundred dollars on the line. - Yes. - At three to one odds. - Yes! - They're dumb rich now. - You made $300! - And cost them, effectively, 300. - They also put a hundred on the line and lost. - Ooh. I bet, he only scored one. - TikTok. - You're f*cking sh*t, bud. I've got big issues with you. You are f*ckin' awful. - Well do you wanna trade? - You are sh*t, bro. - You did th

at, by the way! - No, you're f*cking sh*t! You missed a goal. You picked him and [unintelligible] him! - You wouldn't f*ckin' trade. - You're sh*t! - It could've been me. - You're bad. You are bad, you are bad. You are so bad at football. - Why you didn't trade with us? - Next year's charity match I'm chasing you. - You haven't even scored in one yet, Josh. You did that. - I would do better than that. - Could have been me. - sh*t house. - If you would like to buy it. It is 500. - f*ck it, bro. -

Nah. - Jesus Christ. - We don't have the money. - Yes, [stuttering]. Whoa. What a save. - They're so rich right now. - So rich man. Legit. If they, bro, if they get one of these tinkers done. - Boys, you could be rich instead of us. If you give us one of your greens. - Nah man, we ain't lettin' you touch none of it. - Oh, nice, doubles. That's good. - 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7. - You're at TikTok. - Chance. - Chance. - Tobi wants you to make a song with him. Visit him at his studio and drop some fire

. - So they've actually gone nowhere. - So Tobi. - Where's the beat? - You could drop a beat. - You want a beat or you want a royalty-free beat? - Oh, you do have the- - I would like to use the set. - He does have the set. - Use the deck, - Just know if this is a Top 10, you will receive some money. - Oh, royalties. - Let's hear it. - Oh man. - Why don't you put the BPM up? [soft EDM beat] [woman vocalising] [ethereal EDM beat] - Ooh. - Yeah. Ah. - Hey. Hey. - Yeah. - 21 sounds. - Hey. Ah. Yeah.

Ah. - You going? ♪ Guess what? ♪ ♪ We've been penned twice ♪ ♪ I just keep rolling these dice ♪ ♪ Stabbing men with my big knife ♪ ♪ It gets dark when I'm out at night ♪ - What's that? - Your turn. Your turn! - Oh. - Sing it, Josh. - Come on, Josh. ♪ We in jail ♪ ♪ Yeah, we in jail ♪ - Hey. Hey. ♪ We never win ♪ - Hey. Whoa. Hey. ♪ We always fail ♪ - Yeah. ♪ 'Cause we the, 'cause we the ♪ ♪ We the drivers ♪ - Yeah. [music faltering] [overlapping chatter] - I was going, I was going, - He was sti

ll going! - I was going, I was going, - He was still going! - I was going. - He was still going! - Not making it out the Chance without one. ♪ In the gym ♪ ♪ Taking off our shoes and socks ♪ ♪ In the locker ♪ ♪ I'm sucking them cocks ♪ - Okay, please. ♪ Come into the shower ♪ ♪ You'll get bummed ♪ - Come to the shower. Put it in my- - I think you are one word away from a hit. - You, you were so close! You said, "we are the drivers". - They deffo tried, they deffo tried. - You were so close. - I

think- I, I, I, I don't think. - We are so close. - Why the drivers? - The drivers. - It was one of the songs of all time. - We are the drivers. [Sidemen laughing] - Okay. You did get a double. - The drivers. [Sidemen laughing] - Three. That is not bought. - One, two. Misfits! - So what's this? Is this the chocolate bar that you turned down or what? - I don't understand this whole portion. - He's tired. - It's 260, but willing to do a deal. - Ah. - So. - Who are you boxing? - Excuse me? - Sorry.

- What was that discussed for? - I'm just annoyed that they're buying all the things that we want. [Josh and Ethan laughing] - So, Harry. - Hello. - Please pick a number between 300 and 700. - Six hundred. - And nineteen. - And 69. - 669. You have to be within either 30, either side. But one of you gets two goes. - You ain't get to share it! - Behz. You have 2 goes to get, you said 669? - So between 639 and 699. - Yes. - And if you do it, you can have it for 180. - You know what? Go first and s

ee what it's- - Right. - Oh, I like that off the rip, you know. - Go, go. Oh, no. Way more. - Ooh, tricky. - Alright, so can I just hit that? - I need to just double that. - You going after me? - No, just like it must be like a, like a- - Just whack it. - Oh, don't mind that. - Too low. Little harder. - Too low. One go each. - Right. - No, too low. - It's too low. - Stings you. - Wow. Okay. - Josh, your last go to save some money. - Wait, can we, can we steal if we do it? - One go within 10? - W

ell let's see if Josh gets it. - I like it. - I quite like that too. - No! Holy sh*t! - Okay, I will give one of you a go. And if you can get 10 either side in one go, you can have it for free. - Come on, we gotta go. - For free!? - No, you stupid idiot. You big stupid idiot. - f*ck's sake, bro. - 10 either side. - f*ck's sake, bro. - Too late. - I f*cking got it! - Wow. - So 659 to 679. - No. They're not gettin' it. - Pussy. Yeah, no shot mate. - f*ck! - Okay, you can buy it for 260 if you wish

. - Yes please. - Yeah, let's have it. - Okay. - The seamen are going. - He's rolled a four. And we'll try and get it as a double. A double vé. - No. - Close. - Six. - Sidecast. - 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. We've already got this right? - Yeah, no, it's us. - Is it!? - Yeah. 22 quid. - 22. - 22 quid? - Well you got bear money man. - Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. - Wheelbarrows. - Oh are you doing both? You wanna do both? - Yeah, I'll do both. - That's more like a roll. - I'll accept it. 10. Chance! - The

se got to go bad. Like when is it pay 200 or something? - The Sidemen Sunday you made got a one out of 10. - Come on! [Sidemen groaning] - Collect 150 pounds. - See, it's too nice! - Come on! [Sidemen groaning] - No, not in this day and age. - Where's the like, your parents passed away. Go like pay for their funeral, right, when you got the proper like- - Stuffed or nah, bro? - What? - 350. - That's what we need. We needed that. - That's crazy. - Kapoosh! - Every time. [Sidemen chanting six] - 1

, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. - f*ck's sake. - Community Chest! - This is where we get done. - You have hired a professional - Yes. - to write you an apology in advance. - Oh that's pants. - This card gets you out of one cancellation for free. - Oh, okay. - A get out of jail free card. - Thank you daddy. - Alright, here we go. - Oh wow. - Anything we can offer you for a green? - Anything we can offer for a green here? And we will, we will give a lot. - They have money, they have mouths. They're willing to tr

ade. - Have a prowl. Look, you can have anything, honestly, the whole thing. - Have a cruise. - You've gotta try and take some stuff from them. - The thing is, that's the issue. We can't, like, that's we're both in the same boat here. So we- - Well, then you can't have ours. - Well, at some point we need to [stuttering] Realistically, here's the deal. You give us the- We trade you the green for a fair deal here. However, if you were to land on our houses and hotels we're buildin' there, we won't

charge you for the first one. - That seems quite. - It's interesting, - Yeah, it's an interesting deal. - Fair deal for a green. - What's a fair deal? - How much is this worth? How much is Sidemen House worth? - 300. - 300 board value. - I'd rather take a red. - Chop chop, boys. - Shut the f*ck up. - Please, please roll while they're talking. - We'll roll. - While they think, please roll. - Red or a yellow? - Or we take a red and a yellow. - Five. Oh, the Sidemen House. - Speak of the devil. -

They're just visiting their future house. - Yes. - We've got something on, on the table. - Okay, well, we'll hear it. - We will give you, for the Sidemen House. - Yeah. - We want your red, your yellow, and some cash. - That's too much. That's too much. - Wow. They tried to take you for a f*ckin' ride. - Some cash. You can choose the amount of cash. - They think you're stupid. - One of the two. We'll offer them one of the two. - Red, yellow- - They think you're stupid. - One of the two and cash.

- Red, yellow, and cash? - You can negotiate back. - Boys. Boys. - Hey you stay out of it - You all can - by the way! - f*ck off! - One of the two and some decent cash. - How much is some decent cash? - 300. - 300 hundred. - And then one of our reds or yellow. - Whoa. - You owe us money anyway for landing on that. - Do you want that now? - 26. - Stay strapped for cash, bro. - Wait, give us, give us 26 first. - Okay, sure. - And then, 400 and a red. - We'll meet in the middle. 350. - 400 and a re

d. - So what's gonna happen here is he's too stubborn, we are gonna say 350, he's gonna be like "No, deal's off". - Fine, deal's on. - So we'll give you, we'll give you the 400. - We just got footed by the f*ckin' billionaire you idiots. - Deal's on. - You idiots. - You idiots. - Yous shut up. - You lot just got peppered. - So do you own these two? Huh? Do you own these two? - Yes. Yes. - You own both of them? - Yeah. - Oh, they, they, no, they've done, they've just. - They've done well. - They'

ve won. They've won. - That is a terrible deal. - That's, for JJ, that's like big stupid brain But you just lost the game for yourself. - I really don't care, Josh. - Yeah, you're not gonna trade. - I don't care. You're not doing anything, so, what? - You're not doing anything. - What, what? You wanna sit here all day? You wanna stay here all day. - You sound really sad we're not trading. - You wanna stay here all day? - So what do you wanna trade? - Why would you trade them that? - Well now you

need to trade to keep up with him. So get moving. - Yeah, else you're f*cked. - It's a power play. It's a power play. - We're both up our alley. - Yeah. How many houses can we get? Enough. And TikTok in the green. - Eight! - Oh yes, baby. - Side+. - Cop that right now. - Cop that! - 200. - Two hundo? - Easy, 'cause we got cash now! Yeah. Oh, someone's sweating. Someone's sweating right now. - Do you know how to play Monopoly? I don't you know how to play Monopoly. - You are sweating, bro. - 200

. - I told you he was a weak link. We can break him. - Yeah, we can break them. - You've done them in like a kipper. - Keep talking, keep talking. - Keep talking, keep talking. - The first time they land on the house, they don't have to pay anything. - Did we agree that? - Yeah, we did. - Did we? I mean, it'll be f*ck all. - The thing is, we don't have to pay. - We need to make it count. - Oh, nice throw boys! - Thanks. - Did we agree that? I don't know. - Five! - We agreed that, we agreed that.

- We did agree that, Vik. - We did agree now f*ck off, Vik. - Nice! - Oh no! [JJ laughing] - Okay, not too much. Not too much. Not too much. - In your f*cking face! - You are getting niche from us, brother. - We need to negotiate. - f*ck them, man. - Can I please see how much money you have? - They've stiffed us too many times this game. - Show me all of it. That's not all of it. Pay 150, trying to lie. - No. - Oh, they're broke. They're broke as [cash register chime]. Oh my God. - How much are

they giving you there? - 150. - Okay. - Bro, they're broke as f*ck! - They're about to pass Go, though. - That goes into TikTok. Seamen! It is your turn. - We would like to buy four houses! - Okay. - Look what you did. You big dummy. - Game's a game. - You f*ckin' moron. - Game's a game. - Look what you did. - Should've traded us. - No, we shouldn't have. That's the whole point. - Why didn't you trade!? - You ruined your own game, you idiot. You paid for your own demise. - Calm. Do you wanna tr

ade? [Ethan singing mockingly] - $800. - Big top buyin' us a house. - Four houses. They are behind you. - Oh, nice. - Well done. You lost the game. - What have you got? What have you got? We don't even know what they have! - You've had a committee of all the times you charted, mate. - Where are you right now? Oh, the house. - Community Chest. - Three. - You move on two. - One, two. - Prime. Back on Prime. - Tobi! - I'm dying on yours. - I've already cleared away the ship, but you're going down w

ith it. - Three! - Really good roll, lads. - Illvzn! - Oh, guess what? Guess what? We own that one. - Oh, do you wanna trade? - Wanna trade? - What do you even have? - No, we were asking what you had before that roll. - No, no. Can we buy it off you? - No, no. We own it. - He's going to- f*ckin' d*ckheads, man! [Sidemen yelling] - It's fine, they own it. - We own it. - If they wish to trade it, it is worth less. - f*ck's sake, man. - Missing a couple sequins. - Bro, it don't matter, man. - Do yo

u wanna trade? - I f*ckin' hate this game. I hate this game, bro. I hate this game. - 14. - Is that it? Wow. Crazy. - Cough up. Cough up, my friend. - Wow. Looking real brokey. - Is that all your money? - Whoa. We're rich af. - 14. - In the name of Jesus, please, let them get income tax. - When did you convert? - In the name of Jesus. - Kia! - In the name of Jesus. - How's he done it again? - In the name of Jesus. In the name of Jesus. - Five. - Seven! - Sidemen Clothing. - Run us them Ps back,

brother. - Wait, that's 50! That's 50 quid! - Run us them Ps back, bro. Fifty! - Oh, we did just go pass Go though. - That's not bad, 50 off that, you know? - Yeah. - Okay, now we're getting some momentum. - Okie-dokie. - Seamen. - Give us a- - Josh's old hair. - Nine. - Josh's old hair. - 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9. We'll, we'll take it! - Yes? - We'll break your arm off for Josh's old hair. - Yeah. - What? What are they doing? Their just passengers. You're f*ckin' spectators. They're f*ckin' spectato

rs, man. - Do you want, do you want some of our-? - Your spectators! - You want some of our-? - Passengers! - That's okay. - What's the point of you? Yeah, because we're in a car. - No, honestly, what's the f*ckin' point of you? No, honestly, why are they there? Why are they there? You guys are just going around like d*ckheads. - Is it us already? - Four. You've broken the station. - You've broken the set. - You've broken the set. Damages to the set! - Sides. - Well, they could own all the resta

urants things. - We own that. Yeah. - Oh, do we? [Sidemen laughing] - It's funny because we're still trading anyway. - I see them sweets I gave you earlier, mouldy. - 25. - I heard some sweets come with that purchase. - Yeah. Right. Step away from the product. I'll call the police. - Call them, call them. Oh my God. I'm calling the police. - I heard it came with that. - I'm calling the police. - What's in there? - Why would I wanna steal anything from them? These f*ckin' brokies. - You wanna tra

de with the brokies? Do you? - The sailors are the real winners here. They're sailing by. - Yep. I haven't knocked anything over. Oh my God. - Oh wow. - Ten! [Sidemen echoing ten] - Side+! - 50 quid. - sh*t. - f*cking oh my God. - f*cking hell man. - Give me, give me 50! f*ck off! - Is it us? - It'll trade, huh? - 50! - Do you wanna trade? - You wanna trade? - Ethan. - After the "Go sailors, go sailors". - We would like to buy six houses. How much is a house? - We need a truce. - This is your f*

ckin' fault. - It's his fault! - It's your f*ckin' fault! - It's his fault. - You don't wanna trade. - Oh, "you don't wanna trade". - Listen, listen, listen, listen. We need a truce or we're all f*cked. - Doesn't matter. He did this. - No, honestly, can we trade? Oi. How much for this? - Way more than you can afford. - How much? - Way more. - Everything you've got. - How much!? - How much money you got? - No. How much for this? - How much money you got? - We'll take two oranges for that orange.

- Because like- - How much for this f*ckin' thing!? - Your orange has gone down in value as well. - No, honestly, I wanted to f*ckin' kickoff. - Vikkstar's DJ Set. - How much!? - Stop talking to me like that. - Bro, it's 180! - Hey. No, but you damaged your DJ set to like 100. - It's ours! - Yeah, but it's like a hundred now. - Talk to us nice. - No, we, we want this. What you f*ckin' on about? - Talk to me nice. - How much, how much for this? - I was gonna do that, but - Please. Thank you. - th

ey're not negotiating right now. - Ethan and Josh, please can you tell me how much this is? - I'll take take two oranges for your orange. - On our next go, we'll make them an offer. - Two oranges for one orange. - Stop. - We're not, it's your go now. - Oh, no, we got- Yeah. - It is the Seamen's, yeah. - No, get the f*ck. - Nine! - Nine. 1, 2, 3, - We'll pass it up again. - Yeah, we don't Sidemen Reacts again. - Sidemen Reacts. - Sorry. - What about if you buy it and then we'll take it? - Nah, na

h, listen. When you buy that, we'll talk to you about that one. - How much for? - No, we'll take it. - These lot are f*ckin' idiots, man. You lot are f*ckin' sh*t, man. They're just ruining the game. - Oh, we ruin the game? - Ruinin' the f*ckin' game. [overlapping chatter] - In your f*ckin' dreams, man. [overlapping chatter] - You dumb dumb! - How much for your orange? - Dummy dumb dumb! - How much for your orange? - If you could pay us the same amount of what you did did over there. Sure. - Oh,

for 400? - No, no, no, no, no, no. - 400? - You already have Illvzn. Maybe I was looking to offload that. How about I offer you Internet Made and Vikkstar's DJ set? - Damaged Vikkstar's DJ set. - So we might need to cash- - But that doesn't matter because you're having three properties. - No, but we need - - Four. - We need, we need them repaired first. - What's the red that you have? - Ethan's gym. - Ethan's gym? And some cash. - How much cash? - I'll let you decide how much cash you're ready

to offer. - We need the cash to repair it, first of all, please. - f*ck them. - Now you both need to complete a set. Are you really gonna be this stubborn? - You see what I'm saying! [JJ screaming] Oh. Oh, bro, I'm gonna f*ckin' lose it. - I was trying to get us all back in the game. - So, so you're saying, you're saying two oranges for your one red. - For Ethan's Gym and some cash. - Two oranges. - We have 380 for a 220. We'll give you 160. 150. - He said this is the best place. - It would make

it exactly equal. 380. 380. 160. - Why are you treating them nicely equally? - So what has been proposed, JJ? They will put up Ethan's Gym and 160. - He can buy it off me. - We may retract our offer because his attitude. [overlapping chatter] - Yeah. You know, what we are. - Say sorry to them. - I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. - That's a genuine sorry. - Now, if he apologises properly. - He just said it. - No, a real one though. Like, a paragraph. - Ethan and Josh, I'm so sorry for the way I'v

e treated you today. - Ethan and Josh. - Why was I second? - I'm so sorry. - I'm so sorry for the way I treated you both. Treated this whole situation. - Give us some examples of the things you did. - I think me having an outburst towards Vikk's DJ set. - Give us some examples of the things you did. - I think me having an outburst towards Vic's DJ set - And damaging the property that we're about to own. - Damaging the property was Yeah, really, really bad. That definitely was our water. That def

initely was out of order. - That, that, that was the whole apology? - I'm so sorry. - More damage. - That's crazy. - More damage. - I'm so sorry. - You we're not giving you that cash now. The cash is going down the more he touches it. - Well, we're trying to fix it. - I'm leaving it in good condition for you. - After your apology and then more damage done, - Josh, it's not more damage, it's less damage. - I need a cuddle too. - You need a cuddle. - I need a cuddle, yes. - So you heard your apolo

gy? You want both oranges? For the red. And? - And we've truced to 100 now. - 100. - f*ck the offer, they've done it. - And a cuddle. - And a cuddle. - And a cuddle, please. - 150 and a cuddle. - 150 and a cuddle? - You can't put a price on a - cuddle my friends! - 125 and a cuddle. - No, 150 and a cuddle. - 140 and a cuddle. - 145 and a cuddle. - Alright, deal. - 145, a cuddle, and the exchange of properties. - Have they made a deal? - We have made a deal. - We're playing. - Aw. - Hey, hey, hey

, hey, hey, hey, hey! Price is going up. - So everyone's back in the game now? - They've put their difference aside, finally. - Everyone should thank us. We got the game moving. - Yeah, you killed it. [overlapping chatter] - You got us. We're not the drivers anymore, we're the Chefs. - We've had a deal! - I say we f*ck them, bro. We buy houses and we f*ckin' annihilate them, bro. It's our time. This is what we want. - Just to warn you wheelbarrow team. - Yes? - If they get a six, a seven, or a n

ine, you will owe some money. - But we have one free pass on the property. - They do. They do. - I dunno if this is a good time to use it. - No, no, it's the first time, it's the first time. - I know, I'm just saying you don't want to land on it. - But before we roll, we would like to put - We'd like to buy some houses. - one house on each of these properties. - Wheelbarrow team, please go. - Everyone has a set. It only took us two hours. - Yes! Yes! - Oh! - Five! - Are they going to jail? - The

y are goin' jail. - Why do you celebrate that? - Do you collect rent in jail in this version? - No. - No. - They don't collect rent. - You don't collect rent!? Aw, sh*t! - sh*t, that's the- - Jail! - sh*t! - Watch out for the toilet, by the way. I did a sh*t, but I didn't flush. - There should have been a harmonica in here. - So you own Circulars. - Yeah. - Has he paid you for those? - No. No. We landed on Sidemen Reacts, so we passed it up. - Oh yeah, they passed on it. - Glasses. On his face.

- Oh yeah. No, he's wearing them actually. Yeah, that's true. - Oh wow. Did you steal? - Oh wait, that's rent. That is stealing. That's stealing. - Please put them back. - And jail time. - Hand them 50. [Sidemen repeating 50] - He stole! [Vik laughing] - Vik! Why did you do that!? - 50. - And you've exposed our financial trouble as well. - We're gonna mortgage Olive. - No, we're not mortgaging Olive, no! - No, no, no, no, no! - We're mortgaging Olive. We're mortgaging Olive. - No, no, no, no. -

We're going to mortgage Olive. - We're not mortgaging Olive! - Mortgaging Olive. Even I'm sorry about this. - Oh, you, on multiple occasions, your clumsiness and ugh. - Yeah, so, yeah. - There's your 20. - Thank you. - And there is your 50. - Thank you! - Well, at least we can't hook them for rent. - What's going on? - You've stolen you. - You've stolen. - You're in jail. - You committed a crime. - You must head to jail. Oh, bud. - We can't afford to get out. We'll have to mull something else. O

kay. I, sorry, I just wanted some- - Shut the door behind you mate. - Just so you know, they do not receive rent. - Yeah! - Please roll. - From Side+. - If they roll low, we'll stay. - Oh yes. 11. - 11! - We've skipped them anyway. - The Sidecast! For free! - Off we go! - f*ck, we own Sidecasts! - I'm sorry that was a big blunder. - But I saved the penalty. - It was a big blunder. - I saved the penalty. - Okay, sailors, it is your turn. - We would like to buy our way out, please. - Mortgage, we'

ll mortgage Beta Squad to get out. - Okay, you are mortgaging Beta Squad. - Yeah, we'll come out. - Yes please. [overlapping stuttering] - Shenanigans with your sh*tty China-made sunglasses have cost us so much money. - Oh my God. - You received 80. So, 30, 30. And we'll have a roll, though. We'll have a roll. - Hang on, we're visiting! Wait, are we not visiting now? - Yeah, but we roll. We roll. We roll. - You are visiting right now. - Wait, we never did this to you! - Oh yeah, go nuts! Go craz

y on him! Yeah, wicked! - Alright, only one more. I hit him! - You said one more! - Alright, roll. - Okay, your roll. - Alright let's do it. - Land decent. - Sorry boys. It had to be done. - f*ck you. - Something big! - Yeah, go on. Ah, poo. - That'll do, six and... Two. - Eight! - 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8. - Tell us. - They own this. And when you own all of them, it is doubled. - Oh wow. - Is this what happens when you go jail? You get people who visit and just throw balloons at you? - Yeah. We g

ot enough money. - So, 28. - By the seat of our pants, we can own it. - Yeah. Yeah, yeah. That's the way it should be, though. - Boys, it is your turn. Would you like to buy your way out? Would you like to- - We should buy our way out. - Yeah. Yeah. - Yes? - We'll buy our way out. - 50 please. - Or should we roll? - Nah, nah, nah. - Because then we can- - They might pay us rent. It's very unlikely. Oh, f*ck it. - No, no, no. We need money whenever we can, bro. - Give him the 50. - Okay. They're

free! - Yay. - Please roll your dice. - And what? - That's enough. That's enough. - Bro is acoustic. - Hopefully they roll big. - Sidemen Reacts? - And, five. Side+. - Side+. - Right, we can't land on them. - Sure. - Okay, so, a five, six, or.. - Eight. - Five, six, eight. Five, six, seven. - Five. [Sidemen groaning] - Okay, so I can't roll a one, two, or four. - That's half the dice. - Oh God. - Ooh. 50 chance again. - 50/50! - We need it. - Oh! - Yes. - Oh my God! - Jammy bastard! - Yes! - Jam

my bastard! - Yes. - How have they got there? - YouTube have accidentally deleted your channel. [both groaning] - Go back to Go and start again. Do not collect 200 pounds. - Wait! - Illvzn. - Okay. - Oh, wow. Money, money. - A three, a five, or a six? - Seven. - Oh my God. - Sides. - 1, 2, 3. - Who owns Sides? - Us. 25. - 25 please. - Really good. - We're skimpin' out here. - Get rid of the ones. - We'd like to make a trade. - For what? - We want to buy Sides. - They're not talking to us again,

are they? - We wanna buy Sides. - I'm actually hungry still. - We'll offer you 300. - One more round. - 300 for Sides. - One more round, really hungry. - 300 for Sides? That ain't bad, you know? - Yeah. Watch them. Come on. - Three fifty. - f*ck it. 345. - Three fifty. - Three fifty. - Calm. Calm. - 350? - The worst negotiator. - We'll take it. - They don't know that was the plan all along. - Yep, that's what we wanted, dun know. - And with that, you now own their stock. - Yes! Finally I can hav

e some jerk! - That was the play. - Woof! Woof. - That was the play! - He did it for food only. - Monopoly money for real food. Who's winning? - Team wheelbarrow, your go. - Building, I'm building. Aye, aye, aye, aye, aye! - Seven? - Seven. - Surely that's an advance to Prime. - I'm telling this is the only game of Monopoly ever Where every Chance has been good. - Bro, stop tempting fate. Stop. Stop. - Pay your editors 15 pounds. - Oh, that's fine. - You got change? Five. Can I just grab this ba

ck? - It's gonna be a long haul, boys. - We are property developing! - What would you like to buy? - We'd like to put a house on all of our properties, please. - Go on, roll, roll. - Okay. - Roll the die. [Ethan yells] - Sorry. - Ah! - Oh, skipped over the house. - Property destruction! - Skipped over the house. - Ten! - Another go. - Rolo, like your dog. - Another double! Illvzn! - Oh, sh*t. sh*t. - Oh, we own it. - Yeah, it's fine. - We're good. - Yeah, they're getting around though, aren't th

ey? - They're getting around fast, though. - One more double and you're in jail. - Oh, wow! - Three! - Three. - Yes! - sh*t. - Minter's Mansion! Minter's Mansion. 90. - They are broke. They are flat broke here, where they can't even- If they get one bad thing, they're f*cked. - Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. - Please pay them 90. - They can't handle their own money. - Hey, hey, hey. There's money coming. - We were doing fine, and then doofus here. - I stole. I stole. - We had to mortgage two prop

erties. - Okay, here we go. - The streets are telling me you lot are broke. - Eight. - 1, 2, 3, 4. - Community Chest. - Oh no. Oh no. - There hasn't been enough bad ones of these. - You open a Sidemen mystery box. - Oh, this could be- - Could be good. - Could be a good. - Please choose one of the three. [Sidemen ohing] Which one do you choose? - You choose, I've not been- I've been bad news lately. - Whichever one has got, the one that's got the lovely KSI prime on top of it. We'll take that one

. - You choose this one? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Okay. - It's calling my name. - This could be good or bad. Alright? - sh*t, this is it. Oh, man. I'm actually, hang on a minute. I'm proper nervous now. Oh, this is cool. - Whatever's inside is yours. - Sidemen Topps? - Oh, an envelope. - Got an envelope, okay. - You have received - Please. - 200 pounds! [Both cheering] - Which does not help them in the game. - Oh. - Oh, it's real life money. Oh. [Sidemen laughing] - Wait, I'm thankful. - Ungrateful

! - Wow. Oh, it's only real money. - Fantastic. Fantastic. - Please learn to be grateful. - Fantastic. Fantastic. - Aw, you lot broke as sh*t. - It doesn't matter what we roll, calm. - Oh wow. - 10. - Bright Side! - Which is free. - Which is free, thank God. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It is free. - Doesn't help you guys. - That's fine. But now their free turn is gone. - Welcome to Bright Side, boys. Enjoy the view. - Thank you. Thank you. I'm actually one of the founders on the charity or s

omething. - Walkers! - This one's like, I'm lookin' at like 130. - Please go. - Two? One? No, four, f*ck. - Six. That's fine. - Six. - We own it! - Misfits. - We need to basically just get past Go with no shenanigans. - Don't say that. - Do not get a five. - Okay. Oh my, oh my God. - We almost did. Nine. - Oh, it's nine. - Nine! - 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, - What the f*ck? - 6, 7, 8, 9. - Okay. - Okay. Well you do get 200. - Yeah, yeah. Mystery box! - But mystery box. - You beat Calfreezy at golf and won 2

0 pounds. - We'll take that, we'll take that, we'll take that. Can we build? - No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Vik, Vik. - No, no. Trust me. Trust me. Trust me. Yeah. - Trust you? Trust you? - Can we have houses instead of our money? Can we have two houses and a hundred, please? - You didn't let us do it at the end of our go! - That is true, actually. I didn't let them do it. - Yeah! - Oh, okay. Fair enough. - So there's your money. - I'm such a neeker, bro. I've wound everyone that's watching this

up as well. - I'm actually happy with that. We have to have some money, man. We got no money. - Yeah, but we can- A hundred covers everything on the board currently. - Team wheelbarrow. - Wow. Eight. - Might be coming into the dange soon, huh? - That is go. - Oh, you f*ckin' caked it. - All right, JJ, we want a eight. - Yep. - Okay. Another go from Go. - Keep it low. - What do you know? - I need a six from you, bro. - One, one. - Nothing but- no ones, JJ. No ones. - Oh my God. - Oh yeah! - Josh'

s Old Haircut. - 180. - Why would you kick it? - It's okay. That's alright. That's alright. That's alright. - 180. And 20. - Thank you very much. - How do you build three houses on Josh's hair? - It doesn't make sense. [Sidemen chattering] - Easy real estate. - Real estate, yeah. - Alright, we can't roll a seven again. You can't roll the- - Oh no. - You don't want a 4, 5, 7. - We only want seven. - sh*t, five. - Oh, boy. - Bright Side. - Bright Side. Seven would have been map. - That's 130. - 13

0. A chill 130. - You all laughed at us. - We would like to purchase two properties. - Two house. Two house, please. - For the price of a hundred quid, I think. Is that right? - Unless you wanna go all the way? - No, I think just two, I think. - You sure you don't want to go all the way with Vikkstar? - How much? How much would- - 200 to go all the way. - And how much money do we have in total? - 200 to go all the way with Vikkstar. - No, no, no. - Okay, just two please. - Just two houses. We we

re gonna do a hotel. We didn't quite have funds for it though. - Did you get another one? - Yeah, man, it's really good. - Did you hear that guys? It's really good. Where's the cameras? You? It's really good. - Seamen, please roll. - Ooh, baby, he gonna buss. Oh, they blocked each other's rolls and got a... - Double? - Seven! - One two. 7, 8, 9. - Circular! - We owe someone money. - Don't steal this time, scoundrel! - I'll remember that. - How much? - It would cost you a lovely 10. - 10 on the d

ot. - 10 on the nose, sure. - Okay. Just rolling this time. - Oh, that, that's corrupt. It's a bit weird, isn't it? That's corrupt. I don't like that. - Seven! You are visiting. - They keep visiting when nobody's in. - Walkers. - Yeah. Good, boss. - You've landed on Go. You do not receive 200 yet. - I think we're gonna suffer here. - They're on Circular. If they get a three, five or six. - We can, we can cushion it. - Or even the next. - Yeah, just, just, just- So three. - Three. - All big prefe

rably. - Looks like seven. Sidecast, right? - TikTok again. - Oh no. What's in there? - There's not really any money on there. Is there? - There is 370. - Surely we can't subject the Sidemen fans to another Harry and Vik TikTok. - Yeah, it has, it has to be really big. - Well, it is the Sidemen account, as I said. The Sidemen decide. - I feel like we've paid our due on TikTok and what would you want us to do? - For you to earn 300 more in the position you're in it has to be a very good TikTok. -

Or should we just, should we just leave the fund for someone else? We've played. We've done our TikToks. We've done our bit for the server. - We can leave it for someone else. Do we get anything for the generosity? - No. You get a non-paying land. - Sure. You know what? Fine. - Fine, we'll let you guys. By the way, I do apologise. I had another 200 in my pocket, so. - The whole time? - Yeah, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. - It's fine. It's fine. - Hang on. - It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. - Hang

on, hang on. Can I just say, we have remortgaged our properties. We've got end up in jail. He just realised the whole time he had an extra 200 in the other pocket. - What? - It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. - That sounds suspicious, actually. - It does sound like you have some, some money you haven't declared. - Yeah, that's not declared! - You've just, we've had to remortgage our houses. - Undeclared finances! - 50 as tax. - Yes. 25% tax. - This is why you shut! - What, I can't be a- [overlapp

ing chatter] Are you encouraging hiding your money from the taxman? - Shush, shush, shush, shush. - No, he's paid it. He's paid it. - Let's talk. - Would you like to buy Sidemen Reacts? - How has no one bought Sidemen Reacts? - No one wants it. - No one wants it. - Alright, we're gung-hoing, please. - We're gonna gung-ho. We're gonna mortgage all of these properties, - Which should be, I think it should be 325 here, if you calculate the back of them. - 50? - With that money we'd like to buy thre

e houses. - Putting houses like we're gonna hit them? - No, like they are. - Oh, oh, oh, oh. I see. I see what you're doing. - Okay. We pray. We played our cards. - We tried. - Walkers. Please roll. You are on Go. - We've played our cards. - No, you bastard. - Four! - No, no, no, no, no! - Income tax! Your 200 for passing Go goes into the TikTok brand deal. - We're gonna buy a singular house for the Sidemen House. - For the Sidemen House. - House on the house. This is the part of the game where

it gets a bit sweaty in line. - Ah! - Oh, that's poo, isn't it? - Eight! - 4, 5, 6, 7. - Ah, I believe it is four times. - Four times are right. - But they have mortgaged it. - Oh, they mortgaged it. - So you are clear. - So, a two or a three? - He just shucked it up. - That's not. - That was cheating, really. - He like held it. - I don't think that was cheating, that was a fair throw. - Okay. Rethrow. - Oh, no sh*t. - Games are games, it's fair. - You would've landed on Vikkstar's DJ Sauce. - I

wanna real roll though. - Take that anyway. - Five! f*ck. - Community Chest. - That is hilarious. You f*ckin' idiot. - I deserve that. I deserve that. - I tried. - You busked for 24 hours with your hidden talent. If you can show me, you have earned 10 pounds each. - For the talents. - Not a lot. Not a, just the talent for 10 pounds each. - Oh wow. That's pretty cool. - That's pretty good. That was cool. - That was pretty good. - What's JJ's? - I think that's a fiver. At most. [JJ vocalising fal

setto] - It's not bad. [Sidemen clapping] I respect it. - They clapped! - Yeah, I'm gonna give him that. I heard yours was only worth five. But yours was worth 10! - Yay! Money! - Here we go, from Income Tax! - The integrity of the game. - Four! - What's Good Podcast. - Have we got the facilities for that? - So would you like to buy? - 100? - No. - It's quite a good podcast. But it wouldn't be good if someone bought it out. - Yeah, I'd rather that they owned it. - I would think they would accept

a buyout. - Nice and low. - Yeah. Oh! - 4! - 1, 2, 3, 4. - Oh, React. - Is it getting bought? - No. - How much is that? - Can we make some money moves please, sir? - Yeah, can we mortgage the troops, please? And then give you 60 for a house. - 60 for a house. - Mortgage trumps 140. Alright, come on! - Sailor boys. - Let's win some dollar dollar bills, y'all! - A little bit. - Ten! One, two, three, - Super tax! - four, five, six, seven, eight, nine ten. - 150 please! - This is the one thing. - Y

eah, one thing we didn't need. - How much do we need? - Is it a pound? - Is anyone willing to lend them one pound? - No. - No. - I'll lend them a pound for a free pass on the next landing. - No, no, no, no, no. - Okay, well then they have to mortgage something. - What do we have? - Or you can sell a house. - That's good. - Vik! One free pass. - We will sell one house for 25. - Another 150 in the TikTok brand deal. Okay. Wheelbarrows. - We should start getting paid soon. - Yeah. - Six. - Six. - O

h that's cool. - That's cool. That's cool. That's cool. That's cool. That's cool. - That's light. That's light. - Do you own that? Yes sir. - It's light. - Okay. - Good luck boys. - Okay, boys. Just know if you get an eight, you could be in for some serious money. - Go on. - Nine! - Take that. Take that. - Five. - 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. - Community Chest! - Oh, like an advance to go? - Send him to Prime. - You must visit the Prime favourite. - Visit boss man. - Advance to go? - You put 50 ads in one vid

eo. - That sounds good. That sounds lovely. - Collect 100 pounds. - Oh! - Nice! - Caked it! 50 ads bro? - It was on the Behzinga second channel. - That's no wonder. I made hundreds of second channel videos, it's buzzing. - Gimme the money. - Show me no tax, please. - Savers. Please take me back to Go. - That is a five and a five. 10! - 7, 8, 9, 10. - Are you gonna buy it? - No, we're not buying that. - You have made it past Go. There is 200. - On another day we would've bought this, but we don't

have the funds yet. - And you receive another Go. - Can we, can we buy a house now? In middle of our terms? - Honestly I think we need to make moves here. I think honestly, we need to put in 150 and hotel those. - Sure. Yeah. Ooh, now actually you know, our next roll could be bad. Nevermind. No, forget it. Apologies. Apologies. - They have decided not to. - Just lay off, roll it again. - They're rolling again. - They're on What's Good? - Let's go, what is good? - Four! - 1, 2, 3, 4. - Would you

like to buy it? - No! - Okay. Wheelbarrows. - Here we go. - At a 3, you're on Sidecast. Five or a six would be awful. - Five. - Why would you say that? - You have landed on the first green. - Whoa! - Please. How much is the Sidemen House? - 390. - Three hundred and ninety pounds. - Yes! Yes! - Finally. - Alright, we'd like to mortgage some houses on the mortgage. The Sidemen Dogs. - How's it feel, boys? The banks dried up. - Let's not celebrate yet. Let's not celebrate yet. - Everyone laughed a

t us when we were down. - This is 60. - f*ck. How much are we, 50? - I say we get rid of the Sidecast as well, man. - Can they interest you in a barely- - I'm terrified, I'm scarred. - No, I'm not touching - Those look really good. those things, man. - They look really good. I've gotta save my cash at the moment. - Really nice. - Don't tempt me with a good time. I've gotta save my cash at the moment. - Really nice. - Don't tempt me with a good time. - You need 200 more. - That's 200 in there. -

Because they're wiped. - 390! - Thank you very much. - Oh, fine fellow. - There you go. - By the way, next time we're starting, we're buying up some property. - Okay. Workers! - I'll go. Yes! - f*ck! - We have this question for you. What's the currency rate between like Monopoly money and real money? - So if we were to give our 50 pounds to you. - Or a hundred quid to you, what would we get in return? - Monopoly money wise? Three-to-ones? - I'm a very, very, very wealthy man. - Oh, okay. - So I'

ll do a one-to-one. - Oh, sh*t. - One-to-ones. So we just get a hundred? - A hundred friends. - Yeah, one to one. - One to one. - No. Absolutely not like that. - Okay. Four. Five. - Yes, yes, yes, yes. - Six. - Jeez. - We needed that, we do. - Ethan's Gym with one house. - We'll trade off. - Monopoly money for real money. - Maybe we should have, huh? - 90. We still can. - You look you like, what are you, you not feeling the credit crunch as well? - Whoa. - Okay. - That's stupid. - Why? That is 1

00 pounds. - That's real money. - Have you got 10 change, - How much Monopoly money can - please? - I give you for that real money? - Fixes. [overlapping chatter] - No, I don't know about that one. - Can we have 10 back please? - Thanks. - This is a big roll. - Okay, let's go. - They're on Sidemen Reacts. So what do we not want right now? - Now I've just rolled. [overlapping chatter] - Seven! - You buss case! - 90 for the boys in red. - 90 for the gym. - That's all right. - Very much, we'll tell

you that. 90. - You buss case so much, man. - It was gonna be a seven, it rolled over. - Seven? - You guys got deal of the century. You had no money, right? - Or did you have money? - We had money, we had money. - We're just- - That's deal of the- That's our money. Just know that, know that that, know that we opened that mystery box. - It's fine. Might be an improvement. - Just know what, know that. - Your turn. - We have a scary path ahead of us that we didn't prepare ourselves for. - By scamm

ing. - The game is the game. And we are known scammers, me and Ethan. - The game has not been the game for us. - Okay. - Look at this guy trying to roll. - On the Sidemen House, three. That is past Prime. - Keep it low. - Oh no! - Oh, properties! - Damage. - Seven. - Damage. - Seven. - Damage! - Oh Super Tax! - All the money that you just earned is gone. - Super Tax is a howler. - 150 please. - We're gonna have to do a TikTok, bro. - We need that TikTok. It's 'cause they landed on TikTok like, w

hat, twice? - They landed on TikTok twice. - No, three times! - Both of them. I could have done this, look. - Yeah. People just do that for free. - You know what I mean? - We were off. - Yeet. - Don't, don't, don't, don't. - Gym? - 11. - 11! - Oh, no. Oh, no. - They have landed on Prime. - On Prime! - Bloody big boy! - Oh boy, this could be a lot. This could be a lot. - Prime with two houses. A whopping four hundred and 50. - Oh, okay. It's coming back around. - Yes. Coming back around. - That i

s 350. - Thank you. - You're owed 100 more. - I will give you free membership at the gym. - No, no, no. We don't want anything. - I will give you a blow job in the locker. - No, no, no, no. - Oi, it's done. It's over. - I will give you nine houses. - How do we sell the house or what's price of selling the house? - You get half price, you get half back if you sell the house. - Whichever one of you two treat me nicely in here will get benefits. - Nah, you made your bed boys. - That was Karma for g

iving the real money. - Okay. You owe them 100. How are you paying them? - We have to take off two houses to get it. - That's so, that's awesome. - So we'll take off the, obviously the third one, we have to, and we'll take off one off Internet Made. - And this one? Or this one? - Internet Made. - Uh-uh, that one. - I want to go home. - No. - It's our go and first things first, boys. We wanna buy some - Harry's living. - hotels. - We're in big, big trouble. - We tried. - Should have traded. [Side

men laughing] - If you had traded, we would not be in this position. - No, but you don't really, he'd shake the gate. - The gate's in the green. - Yeah, because you wanted- - You literally just teed them up to do this. - Should have traded with us. - You, no, you set them off. - Let's go. - Seven! - You are on Ethan's Gym. - So 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, oh no. - Seven! - Jail. - I hate this noise. [JJ cheering] - Is this good? - The jail boys! - Oh, sh*t, yeah. - The roll is blessed. Roll anything. - Do

n't say anything and then go and roll a f*ckin'- - That is quite handy. - It's just a bit irritating. - Oh yeah, no six. - A six. And this will be another two. - Okay, they're past income tax. - Yes. Combo. It don't, it don't even f*ckin' matter, bro. - Oh, it's far. - Don't even- - You are on the Sidemen Dogs. - Easy. We own that. - The dogs. - There you go. - Whoa. - Your turn. - Done that. - Thanks. High roll please. - No, that's not a high roll, Ethan. - No, it's not. - Wow. - What the f*ck!

? [Sidemen whoaing] - Nice! - That was really cool. - You have landed - This will upset them quite a lot. - on Josh's Old Hair. - No, look. - Game over. - Oh no. - How would that have been? - We haven't got paid. - 5, 550 I think. - Would that have killed you? - It would've done some damage. - We'd have been written off, yeah. - No, it would've been 250. - Oh, only 250? - Wait, what? - Okay! - These are ass buildings, to be fair. - Sailor boys. - Yes? - What would you like to do? - We would like

to pay our way out the establishment. I've been assaulted in here! - You might as well stay in there. - We're cosy, we're cosy. - No, no, no. - We're staying. We're staying. - I wanna be out of here, man. Let me out of here. - We only take your first answer. We have to take your first answer, sorry. - Josh, please don't run the game. What would you like to do? - I think we should stay, but if you wanna get out, we can get out. - Why do you wanna stay? - What's the reason for staying? - Just bec

ause we have no prospects for another turn to make any money. So we may as well just sit back. I've listened to my partner and despite- - We're staying, we're staying We're staying, we're staying. - Despite my grievances. - Well, if you do roll a double, you're out. - And we might get out for free. That's another reason to stay. - Lemme out! - Oh wow. - Oh my God! - It's a double! [Sidemen cheering] - You are out! - Good decision. Good decision. - Do they move with that as well? - They do not mo

ve. Thank God. Okay, here we go. - Jeez. - Sick of walking about. - One, two. - Sidemen Reacts! Just roll. - Yeah. I do not want that. - Poor channel. - We need some money. How are we gonna make some money? - It's a great channel, man! - It's a great channel but no. - How are we gonna get to Greenwich? - We need to get to Greenwich with some money. - Eight. - From Josh's Old Hair. - So that should be Olive. - Can I just have my child back for free? - No way. - Olive, Olive. - Like you've dominat

ed the board. - Can I have my child back for free? - Don't worry. - Oh sh*t. - Six! - Internet Made! - How much? How much he wants? - 70. - 70 squid? - f*ck me, man. We are f*ckin' small fries. We are small fries. Them men are bathing. - Wheelbarrow. He's rolled. - Oh, that's heavier than I thought. - Yeah, it hurts, I tried that before. Yeah. - Two. - Two. - If it's a six. - Illvzn. - Yes! - Illvzn. Paigey Cakey, let's go. - Brand mix. ♪ Money, money, money ♪ ♪ Must be funny ♪ - Illvzn with 2 h

ouses. ♪ In a rich man's world ♪ - A workplace insurance claim. - 200! [Sidemen ohing] - Oh, okay. Okay. - It's not bad. - That's not bad at all. - We're done. We're done. We're done. We're done. - It's over. - You have 200 in your hand. - Yeah, I know, but it's over. - We're done, we're done, we're done. - Okay. Here we go. - Josh! - Big bosh. Josh with a bosh. - 9. 9! - 9! - They have a brand deal! - Oh, f*ck off. - Oh, this is a game. - Right, it's gotta be bad. - Do you want to do it? - What

do we gotta do? - Well we don't know, it's up to the Sidemen. - I wonder how much is in there. - Sorry, should we get them to do the cringe one? - No, no, no, no. - Why don't we for 20 seconds, - 500, 600. - Ethan has to bend over and just twerk on Josh. - Seven hundred. - For 20 seconds. - I don't think it'll be that bad. - And then Josh has to floss. - No, this is crazy, it's going on the Sidemen TikTok. - Nine hundred and twenty. - Oh my god. - He's a liar. - No, for 900 quid what are they d

oing? It's gotta be bad. - Do we really wanna do this? - They probably wanna say it first, see if it's worth our time. - They kiss for 20 seconds. - That is not allowed. - They have to go in the 69 position and make it 10 metres on the floor. - I say just bending over. - Yeah, dagger. - Dagger. - Also I can't be bothered to do this to then end up losing the money to them. Do you know what I mean? Because that's all that's gonna happen. We're gonna, one of us is gonna f*ck each other and then we'

re just gonna f*ckin' land on the thing and give it back to 'em anyway. It's one of them things that I'd rather them just be happy with themselves. - We'd probably do a good TikTok. - We didn't make good TikToks. - They were good TikToks. - We're passing on TikTok. - You're passing it? - You're passing, pussies! - That's a good decision. - Pussies! - That meant they're not comfortable in sexuality. - We're gonna sit in there and do that and then land on them and give it back to you. What's the p

oint? What's the point? - Give us a good TikTok. Can we do it? - Imagine you go on TikTok and you see- Nah, Sidemen are done. Why? - Okay. The Sidemen have told Ethan and Josh that they must each other. [Sidemen arguing] Do not speak! Here's what they have offered. - So for the mental trouble, I'm going to give you each a hundred. - Thank you. - The mental!? - That's crazy. - Well, they're being told to f*ck each other. - Dagger, dagger, dagger. - And when we do each other, I prefer it behind cl

osed doors. - So! - Okay, who's going? - Sailors. You'll go. - Oh, we're doing a little build. - Oh, yeah, we'll do a build. We'll do a big build. - Oh, chill out, man. - Should we just give- Hey, do you lot want our stuff? - I wanna give- We wanna give you our stuff. - Look, we have this. - Yeah, but I don't give a f*ck. - We are the best f*cking team. - Should we just play as one team? - And you'll become the driving wheel bit. - The driving wheelbarrows. This corner together. - Okay, sailors,

please roll. You're on. Internet Made. - Low roll. Low roll. Low roll. Low roll. Low roll. - I beg. - Seven! - They're paying though. - Ethan's Gym! - We're regulars here, by the way. - Yeah we are. - Could we get like a package deal? - We need to get a discount. - We should have done it up on the gym. - 90. - We don't have change. - Okay. - Respect. I like that. - That's kind of game I'm trying to play, respect man. - Just give us a hundred. - No, but, I could just dagger you right now, though

. - You could, yeah. - Dagger, dagger, dagg. - They said, - There you go. - just bend over and let him f*ck you for 20 seconds. That's your TikTok offer. - Don't say they 'cause I did not say. I did not say. - That's your offer for your TikTok. Bend over and just f*ck him, with no context. - JJ! - Oh. We could have got one more. - It went back up. - Just f*ck each other for no reason. - It went back. - Bro. I've been pissed on, okay? - Wheelbarrows! Please roll your dice. - This game has descend

ed into chaos. - Ooh, a 3! - 3! That's cool, that's cool, that's cool. - That's Minter's Mansion. - Ethan, Josh, your go. - We own the set. - We're going to cook. - Okay. We want to put our two houses back on, please. - Oh, okay. - 200 please. - Thank you. Okay, here we go. Fix the money in the middle it's gone crazy. - Eight. - Hey, that's pretty pro. - MoreSidemen. - Oh, I'll tell you that. - That was ours, wasn't it? - Yeah, more seamen. - We'll get another one on the middle house. - We'll bu

y some more houses, please. - f*ck off, man. - They bought another house. - They got so much money, you lot. - Literally, every lad- - Please roll. - Yeah, we're fighting a losing battle. - To be fair, we can sell all our houses and stuff. - Please roll! - You can join our team. [overlapping chatter] - From Ethan's Gym. - That was pretty big. - 11! - 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11. - At least we know we can't roll Prime. - Okay, here we go. - Oh, he chucked it straight back out. - Oh, oh, oh,

oh. - We have.. f*ck's sake! - Nine! - f*ck's sake. - You may as well go straight there. - To be fair, you dodge like the- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - You get to avoid that whole section. Yeah. - Why'd you put that out? Did you have anything- [police sirens] - You will never catch me! - Hurry up! - If they got like 900, they could've beaten us. - Okay, walkers! Excuse me. Please remove the football. - No tape in the jail, surely. No? - Remove the ball. - It's from recreational hall. -

Remove the ball. - Oh my God. - Wow. Community Chest. - Oh my God. That's ridiculous. Oh my God. - The Community Chest. - You have actually buss case twice. That's ridiculous you're doing it twice. - If you know this, the greens are poo. They're notoriously poo. - Okay, Community Chest. Please go back one space. - You were caught embezzling funds from the Sidemen. - Sounds like jail time! - For each house pay 25. - Oh, that's actually punishment. - So seven. Seven by 25. - 175. - Wow. That's a

lot of money. - We were given a TikTok brand deal, we have to f*ck each other to get it back. - You are too late to go back and do the TikTok. - Should have done the f*ckin', bro. - That goes into the TikTok brand deal. Sailors. - Has it been annoying putting this accent on for that long? - Yes. Seven! - Seven. - f*ck you man. What did you think was gonna happen? - Content. - Six, seven, JJs Bandana. - What would you like to do? - We're just chilling, man. f*ck it. - Okay, I will roll for you. -

Why? - Wait. Four. How's this? - You remain in jail. - I'd have stayed in. - To be fair though, that's the positive decision. - sh*t. - Oh, the Ultimate Sidemen. - That's fine. - That's fine. - 400. - No, these puppies are moist. - I could not afford this. I would not buy the Sidemen. - Yeah, okay. Alright. - Some say they cannot be bought. - Unless you have a- - Fly! - All emails to Ethan outside of porn is Sidemen Clothing. - Sidemen Clothing. No rent. - Oh yeah. Ah. - sh*t! f*ck! - You were

celebrating just then. - What would you like to do? Pay? - You gotta be out to earn money. - We might as well just let 'em roll, no? We don't have the money. - Do we not? - We don't really have funds like that. We'll start here and then we'll have to risk all of that again. We'll stay. - Yeah they'll stay. - They remain. If this lands on a double, they are free. - And we stay. - They stay. - So stayin'. - Wow. Okay. - Walkers. - And that's smart for them. - I know, it is. - We can't roll a two o

r a four. - Two or a four. - Don't worry, I've got you covered, Ethan, I've got six. - Slow. Slow. - Six. - 12, that's bad. - Double six. - That is bad. - Double six. - We're landing on Olive. - Olive! - That's not the end of the world. - She's Morgan. She's Morgan. - Morgan, please roll again. - Ah, ah, I'm free! - That's crazy. That's crazy. They've tried to escape there. - We didn't touch it. - We didn't touch it. - I swear we didn't touch it, check the video. - Hello, Mr. Monopoly, can I get

my Go money? - Hey, please roll. - Yeet! - Bro, I love it. - Your turn, your turn. - Okay, yeah. Calm. - Another double. - Ooh, double double! - Side+! - Who's paying for that? - Is that them? - Yeah. - Oh, you boys have missed out on funds here, you know. - Dang. We coulda made 200 there. - Three more houses. - Three houses, please. - Three more houses!? Christ, that's danger territory. - We're going in gung-ho mode again. - Yeah. I respect that. - It's our only play we can do. - I do respect

it. [JJ vocalising] - Vikkstar's DJ Set. - Mash up the dance. - Do they have, they have to get out now? - Or no? - I like this place, it's easier. - So no noble hasta? - No, no, I think we have to wait. - Okay. From Sidemen clothing. - 10! - 10! Side+. - Oh my word. - Okay boys, you've been in for three. So you can either pay to have this go or remain. - Remain. - No, no, no. We get out. - You paid? - Roll the dice. Just roll the dice. f*ck it. We don't care. - They're dejected. - It's like they

're having a long stretch. - I'll wait for a long one. - Okay. But you are now free. Just know they are free now. - They are free now. - So don't pay! - A two, a four, or a five. - No, f*ck's sake. - We're paying them. - Oh, sh*t, money! - They gotta pay money today. - What's your studio rent these days? - It's about 90. - He invited me to the studio. He said Josh, come see me. - No, I didn't. Yes, nay. - Yeah, it's 90. - 90 quid - Nope, Tobi's studio is 100. - Oh, it's a hundred! - Do I get inv

ite? Discount invited me? - No. - Alright, just know that bad karma comes your way now. - So you're on Side+. If they get a low roll. - Gimme a one. Gimme a one. Gimme a one. - No, that's not the roll. - That was honestly, I tried where it was. - That was crazy, bro. [silence hushes] - Oh my God. Brother. - Bro that was. - 1, 2, 3, 4! - Go back three spaces. Go back three spaces. - Chance! - I haven't had Chance in a while. - Go back three spaces. - You have missed the Sidemen jet. - Oh no. - Yo

u must take a train. Head to the nearest train station. - Hundred! - The game's never gonna end. - Wheelbarrows, please go. Six, eight, or nine. Let's see. - One, it's a good start. - A one? f*ck. - Nope, pick it up. - Just throw it higher. Whatever happens, happens, man. - Put your hands up. - That's a roll. - I will accept that. Six, Internet Made. [Sidemen groaning and cheering] - How much do they owe you? - A hundred. A hundred. That was nearly a murder! - Actually, hand me the real money. G

ive me the real money. And you. - Oh, no, no. Don't take his money. - But I didn't do anything. - It's a team effort. You'll only learn. - Here you go, John. - Thank you so much. - Thank you. - Yo, can I get a ball kicked at me? - Do you know? Do you know how much this is lads? - Mr. Monopoly? How many houses are there? - Three. - Well, three says. - Oh, and it says, look. 550! - Oh my God. - Five hundred fifty dollars. - Who the eff's Greg? - Yeah. We're bankrupt, bro. - How much is it? - Not i

n my house. - We're bankrupt, take our stuff. - Congrats, bro. It's crazy. - What you mean? - Don't f*ck me in this position. Man's meant to be a billionaire and I'm a f*ckin' poor. Bank robber. f*ck you. - That is 390. - Boy, it's done. It's done. - You still owe 160. - 100 each. - For all three stations or two? - Three. - They're doing all three. - Guess you're not bankrupt yet. - Why are we still here, bro? What's the point? It's done. Oh, man. - You shoulda traded, man. - Die. I'll give them

all our stuff right now. - Walkers, your go. - Yes! - Oh, it's our go? - Would you like to buy anything or? [Sidemen yelling] - Well, that's a damaged house. - Damages. Please hand me the money. - He's trying to bankrupt on purpose. - He's trying to get out of it on purpose. Don't listen to him. - Give me the money. Throw him in prison! - Ah, our houses! - Jail him! For life! - Jail that man! Life sentence. - They're still houses. They may be derelicts, but they're still houses. - You have to g

o to jail. Just you. - Oh wow. - After his punishment! - Hit him with a stick! - You two own the house. You can punish him. - Hit him with the stick. - Hit him with a stick. Hit him with a stick. - Oh yeah, actually, you know what? You know what? Very recently, this guy, [unintelligible]. He hit me real hard on my bottom. - In front of the board, please. - Let's get a die, you'll bend over the dice. - That's actually a hooker. - Would you bend over this please? - Please just know, if you do brea

k my stick, you will also pay damages. - Nah, this is ridiculous. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - One each. Please. - Not nice being on the other side, is it? - Please perk your bottom up. - Are you gonna hook his ass off? - Please perk your bottom up. - Use the other side. - Bend over more. Bend over more. - Excuse me, I'd like to see that booty. - Bro what you doing? - Pumpin'. - What the f*ck!? - Hey, arch it, bruv! Down, down, down! - I'm archin'! - Down! Arch it! - I can't. - This bit is arguably wor

se than the hit, by the way. Because it's quite degrading. - Bro, I'm doing it! - No, it's worse. This bit's worse. - Arch your back! - Oh, further over and arch. - I'm confused. - Put your hands there. - Okay. - There we go. Up. Bum up. - Move your legs. - There you go! - That'll do, that'll do. - Rock it. - The birthday gift, man. - You did hit me with a coat hanger though, recently. - Hurry up! - Yeah, but it wasn't like, crazy. [cane smacking] [JJ yelling] - Ooh. [JJ screaming in pain] - Vio

lent. - Now! Don't step on my house! - Those houses are not just Ethan's, they're also mine. One more. - I think just, just drive it up him. - Bend over, get like, don't look at me. Don't, Don't look back at it. Look forward. - Look forward! - This video descended into absolute madness. - Look forward! [paddle smacking] [JJ yells] - He tapered off at the end. - Fair enough, that's a good man.. That's a good man. - He tapered off. - I appreciate it. Wait, I go jail as well? - Yeah. - Oh, it's jus

t- - You did destroy our three houses. - No, we don't. Don't. We don't need the f*ckin' lights. [Sidemen laughing] Or the siren. Turn it off! - Sweet! Bosh! - No, no, no, bro. Who's doing it? Who's doing it? [Sidemen whoaing] Nah, who's doing it? Nah, who's doing it? Who's in control? I'm going fight someone. - No! - No way. - Oh, we are saved. - How is that possible? - Community Chest! - How is that possible? - The game is sh*t. The game is sh*t. How? The tree times they've gone there in the la

st- - Wait, pause. - You were caught outside of a school. - No. - Oh, that wasn't us. - Jesus. [police sirens] - Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. - [yelling incoherently] - Is that for us? Wait. We have eight. - What's this happening? - That's good for us. - JJ, chill. - Bro! - He's gonna break the light. - Don't hit it with a light. You stupid. - The light costs a lot of money, you know? - JJ, those lights, they're valuable. - Oh. - Okay! You have used your apology? - Yes. - Throw that away. - Wha

t had happened was we was outside of a school. - We were trying to advertise the new clothing in that. - Yeah. It was not- - Please, get rid of that. - Just send it. - He's not happy. - Oh, double. - Eight! - Community Chest! - Oh, it couldn't be. - You open a Sidemen mystery box. - Just keep quiet and we'll just take which one. Okay, we're gonna go with the farthest right? - This one? Alright. - Yes. Okay. Okay. - It could be 10 grand. - Boys. - Boys. - You have a new outfit each! - Yes! - Plea

se. - No. - Oh my God. [Sidemen laughing] - You stole my gimp mask. - Okay, JJ. I believe you have fulfilled your punishment. Oh wait, you got a double. - Oh, they did get a double. Yes. - But they have to have their master first. - Oh, gimp double. - Gimping is killing me, bro. - Five. - Where does that take us? - Vik look up. - Super Tax! - Super Tax. 150, please. - This is claustrophobic, I hate this. - 150 into the TikTok funds. - Simon, talk to me. Talk to me. - We want to make a trade. - D

on't talk to me. Talk to who you want. - Harry and Vik. - Hello. - We want to join forces. - I'm not joining that. I'm not joining that. - We want to join forces. - Join forces? - With them? I wanna join forces with red team. No, with the- I'll join with Josh, I mean. - Yes, I'm right here. - Same, man. - I'll join with Harry. - You see a gimp mask and pick me straight away. - Is that what it is? - You said Josh, you said Josh you said Josh. - I'm gonna need a firm answer from you both. - We're

joining red team. - No, we're joining Harry and Vik. - We're joining red team. - Alright, we're staying. - Just play on. Play on. - No, we're joining red team. - Nah. - Red team. - I don't want join them. - Make your mind's up! - How about you guys join whoever bankrupts you. - Please, boys. Roll your dice. - f*ck you, JJ. There's no point in joining the winning team. - Join the gimps, man. - Nah, bro. - Seven. - Seven. Aren't you lucky? - So what happened? - Ethan's Gym! - Yeah. Yeah. You're al

ways welcome. Bosh! Oh, sorry Mr. Man. - Mr. Man. - Oh my God! - It did not break. - Eight. - That is the hotel - sh*t. Is it? Well we'll take that, we'll take the- - The bandanas! - Stinky brown though. - It looks like 250. - 250. - Honestly, let's just join the winning team, bro. So we stay winning. - Sailors, please roll your dice. - In a couple turns, can we see again? - Hey, after the next- - On the next roll, you can see. - This is really horrible in this thing. - Your next go you may see.

- You made me wear this all day. - Nine. - Nine! - Harry's Powder Room. - f*ckin' hell. - Wheelbarrow, please go. - We would like to join forces. - They have to agree, with who? - With Harry and Vik. - You'd like to join forces. - This is crazy. - And what does join forces entail? - Well, we have three houses. - Sounds like a good deal to me. - They would come over to you. They would join you. - Yeah. - One of you would get to remove the mask. One of them must wear the mask. - Okay. - And you s

hare all of the properties you own? - Yeah, sure. - I'm down for that. - Okay! - You wanna rock, paper, scissors for who gets to take this sh*t off for sure? - Join them! - Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. - I dunno what we did. - Harry wins. - Who wants this? Do you want it? Fairly, it's horrible, - Get your tongue through the hole. It's really good. - So what are we-? - We're just a team. - So now you just win. - You lot were in poverty, my god. - So you had the reds. - They came over with one. -

They have the reds. That's it, okay. - We can just put, let's put the reds there, can't we? - Okay, as your last turn, builders you roll. - Boom! What's that? - Eight. - Doubles! Beta Squad House. - 2, 3, 4, - But a double! - Alright, let's go. - So, we want a high number here. - Yeah, send it. - No, no. - Six is fine. - TikTok brand deal. - Oh, for god's sake. - Okay. TikTok brand deal. All of this. - Life-changing money, but we have to play on. - As long as it is reasonable. As long as this i

s a reasonable request. If they don't accept it, you will get the money. - How many TikToks we puttin' out from this one? - Yeah, me and Vik have slogged this one. - What, so if I said like, Vik has to wear the mask with Tobi, and they have to be bent over and they're like dogs woofing and their owners behind them. - And toys in their mouth in that. - When you're saying behind them, if you mean like a- - No, they're not f*ckin' them. Just like- - No, not f*ckin' them. - Okay. - You're making the

ethnic people dogs. - Can we use the kennel? - One's gotta get in the kennel. - Vikkstar's gotta get in the kennel. - What would you like the TikTok to be, boys? - All right. Unless you wanna cook with us, Mr. Simon? - Nope. - Because I feel like it's a masterpiece. - I'm a bystander here. - I want gimp mask Vik in the kennel with a dog toy in his mouth. With another gimp outside the kennel woofing, and the other ones stroking them. - Yeah. The owners have to stroke them. - Yeah. - And the two

dogs have to woof to camera for a good 20 seconds I would say. - There you go. - Sure got no woofings. - I can't be assed. I say give the money. - Of course you'll say that, you're the one that's gotta woof like a dog. - Well it is a majority decision. - I would vote, I vote, I vote we do it. And take the money and just end them. We'll just build everything. - Vik has voted skip. Tobi. - Simon, you did say it's a reasonable offer, right? - I'll accept it. - At least we haven't asked them to each

other. - Would you like to do it? - Sounds like a yeah. - Alright, that's good. - Okay! Let's get this TikTok going. [groaning] This may win you the game. - Wait, so who else is the other dog? - You said me and Tobi, right? - Yeah, Tobi. - Alright, Tobi. - Gimme your f*cking mask. - Why can't I be the gimp? - 'cause if I'm here and you are all dogs and I'm like, it looks bad. - Why can't I be in the gimp? - If I'm correct in thinking, this is 1046. - Why can't I be the dog? - You have to look a

t the camera properly with your head up. - Okay. Please begin. [Sidemen growling] - Good boy! Who's a good boy? Oh, well done. - Yeah. - Ooh, did you? Did you sh*t in the garden? Rupert, huh? Oh. - Woof for me. [growling] - Woof for me. No money - Woof for me. Why don't you woof? Woof. Woof you dirty boy! - Good boy. - No, no, no, don't piss on him, Rupert. - You dirty dog. You dirty dog. - Well let's play a, let's play a- - Such a dirty dog. - Woof. - Look up kennel dog. - Look up, puppy. [Side

men laughing] - Right, I think we should stop. - f*ckin' hell. - Okay! - Jesus Christ. - Congratulations. [overlapping chatter] - Happily over. - Please just roll. Seven! Okay. - I wanna buy. - We bought, we're, we're gonna buy. - Yeah, literally. - We wanna buy houses on all of the reds. - Basically it's over for you. - I said that for you guys, you're the ones doing the TikTok, not me. - I will happily lose this game now. - We'll just get eight houses. - Okay! - Alright. Good luck. - Alright.

- Okay. From What's Good podcast. - Yeah. Four. - Yeah. Four. - Simon Reacts. - Two, three. - And, another go. - Oh. - Okay. - What will they get? - A nine. - Oh, 2! - Doubles. What else? - Crazy. - A seven, nine, or ten. - Yeah, you're in the money. - Seven, nine or ten. - That's a seven, boys. That's a seven. [Sidemen cheering 10] - The studio! - It's the only one we don't have four on though. - How much? - 750. - 750!? - I think we give up five. - Okay. - 500? Oh, sh*t. - And 6. 560> - Yeah.

600. - So you need 150. - 150. 6 houses have to go. - No three houses done. - Okay. - Boys, I think we're gonna win, boys. I think we're gonna win. - No! - From the TikTok brand deal! - Yay. - They're nowhere near us right now anyway. - Four. Eight. - Double! - MoreSidemen. - Let's roll 'em again. - My pockets are empty. I feel sad. - You keep carrying it. - Here we go. MoreSidemen. - A five. - Community Chest. - Oh, double again. - Super Tax! - They have so much money. - 150, as if it matters.

- Let's go to jail boys! - Hit a double, JJ. - We don't wanna go jail. We don't wanna go to jail. - That is very true. Sidemen Clothing. If you had gone to jail it would've been very stupid. Your turn. - Oh God. Okay. Right. We can't afford to pay anything here, by the way. - Finally. The last roll. - Well done guys. - We have a 200 pass Go. - Oh, chill out, lads. - Okay. If you get a seven. No 200. - If you get a seven. - Dirty thief. - Tobi. That is correct. Go to jail. I caught you in the act

, brother. I caught you in the act brother mate. - It's, but we still don't, that's not our whole team. - No, just him. - Okay. Okay. - Okay. If you get a seven, an eight or a 10. - I have had a great time playing by the way guys. - KSI, you won - Can't wait to make, see you lose. - Really nice to see you puppies today. - Can't wait to see you lose. - Seven, eight or 10. - 10! [Sidemen cheering and celebrating] - Can we get a final figure? - Can we clarify that Tobi has not won. He's in jail. -

They will not, they freed me. - He is not. He is out. - How'd he get out? - Can we get a final figure please? - Should have traded boys. Should have traded. - That is a cool 1K. - 1000. - So just as a, to finish it. That is it! [Sidemen cheering] - We have our winners! [calm EDM music]