Branch, what are you doing? You have to sing! I told you, I don't sing. Well, you have to! I'm sorry, I can't. No you can, you just won't. Fine, I just won't. You have to! No! Yes! No! Why "no?" Why won't you sing?! Because singing killed my grandma, okay?! Leave me alone. *insert Vine boom sound effect here* My uncle broke his neck tapdancing once. How did... singing kill your grandma? What song was she singing? I was the one singing. That day... I was so lost in song, I-I didn't hear my grandm
a trying to warn me. *Nikocado looking at his last burger like* *dies* *becomes emo* I haven't sung a note since. I'm so sorry, Branch. I had no idea. I just assumed you had a terrible voice. No, no, bitch. It was... like an angel's. At least that's what grandma used to say.
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